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♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Anytime you meet a payment ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
♪ Anytime you need a friend ♪
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♪ Good times ♪ ♪ Anytime
you're out from under ♪
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♪ Not gettin' hassled
Not gettin' hustled ♪
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♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
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♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
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♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Scratchin' and survivin' ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Hangin' in a chow line ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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♪ Good times ♪♪
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Come on, baby. Let's dance.
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It'll do your leg
good, and it'll be fun.
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And it won't work. Exercise
isn't supposed to be fun.
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That's why they
call it "exercise."
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As we all know, nothing that
begins with E-X is ever fun...
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Exercise, execution, ex-wife.
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Well, uh, expect to
sleep on the couch...
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if you don't dance
with me, ex-husband.
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Whoo! Get on up on the get down!
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Gimme some soul!
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♪ Good golly, Miss Molly ♪
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Uh, with the record
now, Keith, okay?
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All right, baby.
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Ready? I'm ready.
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♪♪
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh, stop.
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You know I can't do that.
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♪♪
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That darned old
record player again.
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Now, this is what
I call exercise.
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- Thelma?
- Oh, we're just exercising.
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Well, it don't look like
you need Gatorade.
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Did Willona drop by
with the want ads?
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No, she said she was gonna pick up the
paper on her way home from the boutique.
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Mm-hmm. Hey, Mom, what
kind of job are you looking for?
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Well, I'd like something
challenging, yet secure;
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demanding, yet rewarding;
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dynamic, yet fulfilling.
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Sounds like a four-year
hitch in the Marine Corps.
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Pounding the pavement,
pounding the pavement.
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Couldn't find a job, huh, J.J.?
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Thelma, it's like asking for
room service in Johannesburg.
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Tell you, boy, the way I
feel today... as tired as I am...
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A team of wild Las Vegas showgirls
couldn't drive me out of this seat.
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I'll go start dinner, okay?
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On second thought,
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there may be some night
work that I could look for.
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Well, I'll change
my clothes first.
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That's right, Thelma, 'cause those
panty hose look better in the egg.
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J.J., your body
could fit into that egg.
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You're becoming a real Evans.
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All right.
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Hey, Mom, about
this job situation.
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Uh, don't you think you
should forget about it...
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and take it easy for a while?
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Oh, now, J.J., you know me.
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When it comes to doin'
nothin', I say, "Nothin' doin'."
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Flo. Hi, y'all.
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Ooh!
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Girl, have I got news for you.
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Wait till you hear.
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Penny was just named the official
student director of the new school play...
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called The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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Isn't that great?
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Fantastic? Wonderful? Marvelous?
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Yeah.
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Y'all don't seem
too excited about it.
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Of course we're
excited, Willona.
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It's just that I thought you had
some news about a job, that's all.
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Oh, Flo, honey, there was no openings
at my place, but I did bring you the paper.
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Oh, well, then let's
see what they got here.
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They may have something
in the want ads we can use.
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Yeah! Now let's see here.
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Uh-huh.
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Look at this. Sounds
like somethin'.
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"Microprocessor...
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"and analytical analog...
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digital circuit designer."
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Do you think that job's
better for me or you, Mom?
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Neither.
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You can't say it, and I
don't know what it means.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Look at this one, J.J.
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"Wanted: Substitute
city school bus driver.
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"Excellent pay, fringe benefits.
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"Apply in person,
Mr. C.J. Collingswood,
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Roadway Bus
Company, Incorporated."
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Flo, that sounds like
a great job for you.
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Me, a bus driver? That's right.
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Honey, women do all
kinds of jobs these days...
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Telephone repairs,
heavy-duty machinists,
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barge captains, dock workers.
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Yeah, I got a girl who's
a toll-bridge operator...
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named Two-Ton Tanya.
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It's kind of
embarrassing though.
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Every time I kiss her, I
gotta chuck in a quarter.
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J.J. Just jivin', Ma.
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It's only a dime.
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Hmm! School bus driver.
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You know, I always did
want to work with kids.
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Flo, you couldn't
ask for a better deal...
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if Monty Hall owned the company.
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Okay. I'll do it. Right on!
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I'll go in there tomorrow
morning. All right.
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Hey, Penny.
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How's the life of the
big-time director person?
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- Rough.
- Come here, baby.
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Those little tots are giving
you a hard time, huh?
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Well, not all of them,
just a certain one.
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Why? But I think I lost him.
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Hey, look here, Mama.
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Let me tell you something.
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We're gonna settle this
thing right here and now.
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Lord, it's Gary James...
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Chicago's answer
to the neutron bomb.
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At your service.
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Hello, totem pole.
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Gary, I'd like you to
meet Mrs. Florida Evans.
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Hey, Flo!
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Pleased to meet you.
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That's "Mrs. Evans"
to you, young man.
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Mrs. Evans? Oh, come on, lady.
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Where are we, at a
Tupperware party?
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I don't believe in all that
mister-and-missus jive.
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Gary, look at these hands.
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Hey, Mama, if you want a palm
reader, you got the wrong dude.
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Well, you have your choice.
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Either I go upside your
head with these two palms,
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or I cut you a nice
piece of sweet-potato pie.
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I ain't no dummy. I'll
settle for the pie, Flo.
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Mrs. Evans.
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I'll get it.
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Well, what seems
to be your problem?
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They made me try
out for Penny's old play,
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and she cast me as a sheep.
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But, Gary, you're too
short to be the shepherd.
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You can't even see
over the water bucket.
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If I don't get a better part,
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I'm going to empty the water
bucket over someone's head.
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Willona, hold the pie.
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Just jivin', just jivin'.
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Now, what's wrong
with being a sheep?
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Aw, sheep don't have no lines,
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and I ain't about
to get up there...
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and spend 15
minutes eating grass.
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And furthermore, I
don't like the costume.
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They make you stick a bunch
of cotton balls in your hair.
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Shoot! It took us 300
years to get out of cotton.
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Now here they go,
putting us right back in it.
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But, Gary, I need you.
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No way. Mary may have a little
lamb, but you ain't got a sheep.
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All right. Hold it.
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Come here, Penny.
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Look. If Gary can't act well
enough to handle the part,
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then maybe you should
find somebody else.
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Mrs. Evans, I'm hip to
that reverse psychology.
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When I went to
my first psychiatrist,
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I was so young he had to
put rubber sheets on his couch.
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I like you. You want me
to do the part? Just say so.
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Then do it.
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You got it. I'm a sheep.
Come to the show.
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I'll be so real, they'll have to shave
me to get me out of that costume.
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I'll be there.
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Now can we go rehearse?
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Okay. Hey, Gary.
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A couple of quick "pointners"
on how to play a sheep.
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Baa, baa, baa.
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Hey, Whiffenpoof.
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You've really lost your way.
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I still ain't eating no grass.
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Whoo! Flo, I haven't seen
anybody handle Gary that way...
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I mean, without a
whip and a chair.
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Yeah, I'll handle him right now.
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Look here... Oh.
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Greetings.
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Ah, Florida, my most
faithful and loyal voter.
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Oh, Lord. Look
what the wind blew in.
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Yeah. More wind.
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Well, well, well, well.
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"Balderman" Davis.
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What brings you here?
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I am dedicated to my
civic duties, "Fillonia."
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And anyway, it
does my heart good...
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to drop in every once in
a while and visit with my...
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Favorite project family.
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Yes, well, I like to
stay abreast of things,
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and as my younger
constituents say,
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"What's shakin'?"
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Mostly your jowls, curly.
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Well, as your older
constituents would say,
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what's shakin' is,
I'm looking for a job...
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and the shakin' is mighty shaky.
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- Any prospects?
- Well, I'm gonna apply...
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for a substitute job
driving a school bus.
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Oh! You will give Mr. Collingswood
my regards, won't you?
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Hey, chrome dome.
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Do you know him?
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Of course, "Petronia."
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Well, then you could give Flo
a good recommendation, huh?
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Well, yes.
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Unfortunately,
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this upcoming election
has me worried.
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You see, my opponent
has plastered this district...
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will full-colored
posters of himself...
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to gain popularity.
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A brazen tactic. A
monstrous, cheap trick.
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And you wish you
had thought of it first.
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And I wish I had
thought of it...
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Well, what it boils down
to is a counterattack,
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because I stand a good
chance of being unseated...
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unless I can locate some
fine, young, talented artist...
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with enough civic
pride to share his gift...
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with the uninformed masses.
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And what, pray tell, would
this young, talented artist...
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And you forgot to mention
"incredibly handsome"...
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Receive as reward for his gift?
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A word, perhaps,
to Mr. Collingswood.
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Hmm. Suddenly I'm inspired.
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Maybe even a strong
letter of recommendation.
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Hair! Suddenly I see hair.
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Not to mention free paint.
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I'll do it!
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Wait a minute, J.J.
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Driving kids to school
is a big responsibility.
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I don't want that job unless
I'm sure I could handle it.
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Well, of course, you
would be required...
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to pass a stringent
series of tests,
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but if you can prove
yourself worthy,
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on my word and honor,
Florida, you've got the job.
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For after all, this is my...
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Favorite project family.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, there, Mr. Miguel.
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You're here just in time for
a great political work of art.
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Yeah? It's gonna be the greatest
unveiling since Mt. Rushmore,
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when they found the wino
sleeping in Lincoln's nose.
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Well, Michael, you ready?
Yeah, Brother. Get on with it.
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Voilà!
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It looks pretty good, J.J.
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Who is it?
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Alderman Davis.
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Oh! I see. Yeah. See?
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00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,416
I used Muhammad
Ali's cheekbones, Yeah?
247
00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:49,485
Billy D. Williams's jaw,
248
00:13:49,553 --> 00:13:51,854
O.J. Simpson's nose...
249
00:13:51,923 --> 00:13:54,724
and Smokey Robinson's hairline.
250
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,594
J.J., what did you
use of Davis's?
251
00:13:58,662 --> 00:14:00,930
His paint.
252
00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:03,532
Will you two try
and hold it down?
253
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:06,613
I'm trying to study for this
driver's test this afternoon.
254
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,571
Hey, wait a minute,
Ma. Don't worry about it.
255
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,407
You did real good on the interview,
and you passed the written test.
256
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,055
Yeah, but now that I'm
getting close to getting the job,
257
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:16,079
I-I'm just getting nervous.
258
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,447
Oh, I know I'm gonna
miss something.
259
00:14:18,516 --> 00:14:21,584
Oh, no, you won't, Ma. Let me
give you a little quiz right quick.
260
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,652
How about this?
261
00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:26,989
Rule 15, section "C."
262
00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:29,692
Oh, that's easy.
263
00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:31,928
Let me see now.
264
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:35,832
Always come to a complete
child before letting off a stop.
265
00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:40,136
You see there? I told
you I was nervous.
266
00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:42,905
It's just like having
my first baby.
267
00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:44,918
Don't worry, Ma.
You'll get over it.
268
00:14:44,942 --> 00:14:49,712
Yeah. You got over J.J.,
you can get over anything.
269
00:14:54,452 --> 00:14:56,386
Oh, yeah, Michael?
270
00:14:56,454 --> 00:15:01,257
When you were born, you were
so ugly the doctor slapped himself.
271
00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:03,326
Hey, Flo. How ya doing?
272
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:05,661
Girl, did you win your
driver's stripes yet?
273
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,297
Not yet, but I'm going
for my test in a few hours.
274
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,867
Good. Now you need to
practice under battle conditions.
275
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:14,270
- "Battle conditions"?
- Yeah. Kids and everything.
276
00:15:14,339 --> 00:15:16,405
Keith? Thelma?
277
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:18,541
How did you know they
were in the bedroom?
278
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,477
How do I know Smokey is a bear?
279
00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:26,415
- Hey, Willona.
- Smokey is a bear.
280
00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:29,718
Okay, we're gonna help Flo
practice for her driver's test. All right.
281
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,821
Can you act like a
little kid, Thelma?
282
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,969
Well, I could try. Okay.
Keith, how about you?
283
00:15:34,024 --> 00:15:37,527
Do we have to eat spinach?
284
00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:40,062
Only if it turns you on.
285
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:42,776
Willona, this is silly.
Oh, no, it's not, Flo.
286
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,869
You already know the ground rules. All you
need now is a little practical experience.
287
00:15:46,938 --> 00:15:49,817
Come on, J.J., Gramps. We're in a
school bus, right? We're in the bus.
288
00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:51,885
Move like you're in the
bus and everything like that.
289
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,843
Okay, Flo, now grab the wheel.
290
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:57,113
Okay? On our way
to school. Hit it! Okay.
291
00:15:57,181 --> 00:15:59,348
Hey! It was all
J.J.'s fault anyway.
292
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,863
Oh, no, it wasn't, you old cucumber
head. You old asparagus face.
293
00:16:02,887 --> 00:16:05,532
Hey, man, you can't talk to
her like that. You wanna fight?
294
00:16:05,556 --> 00:16:07,701
Knock this stick
off my shoulder.
295
00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,203
I thought the stick was your
shoulder. What's going on here?
296
00:16:10,227 --> 00:16:12,706
I don't wanna hear that.
297
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:16,832
It's 20 minutes to the next
gas stop. But I can't wait.
298
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,968
Sissy! Yo mama!
299
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:20,970
Oh, yeah?
300
00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:24,173
All right, children.
Stop fighting this instant!
301
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,353
Who's gonna make us? Yeah!
302
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:28,388
No one should have to make you.
303
00:16:28,412 --> 00:16:30,390
To begin with, you
should know better.
304
00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:33,727
Your parents are making great
sacrifices to send you to school,
305
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:36,430
and you ought to show
them enough respect...
306
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,421
to act like a decent
human being.
307
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:41,390
All right! Whoo!
308
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,427
Oh, girl! How did I do?
309
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:46,462
Fantastic.
310
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:48,897
Well, I just said
what came to mind.
311
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,535
- That was great, Ma,
except for one thing.
- What's that?
312
00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:56,238
You forgot to, uh, stop the bus!
313
00:16:58,076 --> 00:17:00,076
Thelma!
314
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:03,413
The bus just left us off
in front of our playground.
315
00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:09,151
I'll get the door
for you, Florida.
316
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,988
Oh, stop it. I mean, Miss Evans.
317
00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:14,222
Oh. Look who's here.
318
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,325
Why, Fred Davis. You
came to wish me luck?
319
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:18,661
Well, not exactly, Florida.
320
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,163
You see, I, uh... Hey!
321
00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:23,165
Oh.
322
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:29,338
Well. A good likeness.
It does me justice.
323
00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:32,174
And mercy.
324
00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:35,556
Allow me to introduce my
niece, Miss Sandra Forbes.
325
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,713
Sandra, this is
Miss Florida Evans.
326
00:17:37,782 --> 00:17:40,115
How do you do?
327
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,019
- Won't you sit down?
- Thank you.
328
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,130
Nice apartment, huh, Sandra?
329
00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:50,893
Amazingly well
kept for the projects.
330
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:55,097
Why, thank you. Incidentally,
we've housebroken all our roaches.
331
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,700
Michael.
332
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,803
This is my friend, Willona.
333
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,832
- How do you do?
- Fine, thank you.
334
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:13,682
My son, Michael,
and my oldest boy, J.J.
335
00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,752
How do you do?
336
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,820
Emulsified.
337
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:25,194
Fred, are you going to tell
these people why we're here?
338
00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:32,468
Hon... Honey, honey, hold it.
Are you trying to talk, Negro?
339
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,539
Or are you having
an indigestion attack?
340
00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:39,975
Either way, it comes out gas.
341
00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:43,078
I'd like to apologize for
my children's rudeness.
342
00:18:43,147 --> 00:18:46,748
Oh, in this neighborhood,
it's to be expected.
343
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,189
Well, I hate to
disappoint you, dear,
344
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,358
but around here...
345
00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:00,263
you don't always
get what you expect.
346
00:19:05,703 --> 00:19:08,143
Mrs. Evans, it
seems that you and I...
347
00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:11,307
are the two finalists for
this bus driving job. Yes.
348
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:14,911
And if Uncle Fred ever
regains the use of his tongue,
349
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,457
he'll tell you that
there's really no point...
350
00:19:17,481 --> 00:19:19,493
in your taking the
test this afternoon.
351
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:22,485
- What?
- Well, in the first place,
352
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:25,521
I'm much more
qualified than you are.
353
00:19:27,057 --> 00:19:29,492
I majored in child psychology.
354
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,027
I'm summa cum laude.
355
00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:35,565
That's no big deal.
Ma's Southern Baptist.
356
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,736
And I majored in three children.
357
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,573
Yeah, and she
only flunked in one.
358
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,544
In the second place, if
push comes to shove,
359
00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:53,060
Uncle Fred will have a private
little talk with Mr. Collingswood.
360
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:56,652
- Isn't that right, Fred?
- Right. Private.
361
00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,622
That's not fair!
That's cheating, Fred.
362
00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:05,627
Wait a minute. Would you do
something that underhanded, skinhead?
363
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:08,364
Skinhead certainly would.
364
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,767
Well, uh, in that case,
365
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,337
I gotta put some finishing
touches on this portrait.
366
00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,473
Oh, wait, J.J. I like
it just the way it is.
367
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,519
Stand over there
in the light, Fred,
368
00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:21,878
so I can capture
all six of your chins.
369
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,880
J.J., please.
370
00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:26,327
Seems to be a little
mistake with the hairline.
371
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,717
But no problem.
Easy correct. Erase it.
372
00:20:28,786 --> 00:20:31,187
Won't somebody stop him?
373
00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:34,434
You can, Alderman Davis, but first you
have to stop acting like a politician...
374
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:37,193
and behave like a human being.
375
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,342
Florida, you must understand.
There'll be other jobs.
376
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,766
I think we can leave now, Fred.
377
00:20:44,835 --> 00:20:47,169
Hey, hey, hey.
378
00:20:48,972 --> 00:20:51,140
Has anyone seen Penny?
379
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,242
Well! Who have we here?
380
00:20:54,311 --> 00:20:58,681
Aren't you a sweet,
little pumpkin face?
381
00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:01,083
Hey, Mama, you asking for it.
382
00:21:04,255 --> 00:21:07,067
Uh, Gary, maybe
you should... No, Flo.
383
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:10,960
Let sweet, little Gary
say hello to the nice lady.
384
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:13,529
Gary, my name is Miss Forbes,
385
00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:17,099
and I just may be your
brand-new bus driver.
386
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:20,569
Well, bus driver you may
be, but brand-new you ain't.
387
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,144
Funny little fellow. Yes.
388
00:21:29,213 --> 00:21:31,379
Oh, boy! Fresh blood.
389
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:33,927
Uh... Pay attention, totem pole.
390
00:21:33,951 --> 00:21:36,952
You might learn something.
391
00:21:37,021 --> 00:21:39,433
Gary... Don't worry,
Mama. There's nothing to it.
392
00:21:39,457 --> 00:21:42,224
- We won't even make you
pick up the ants.
- Ants?
393
00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:44,838
Yeah. My friend Chester Hill
got mad at our last bus driver,
394
00:21:44,862 --> 00:21:46,795
and threw his ant farm at him.
395
00:21:46,864 --> 00:21:50,399
Now, Gary... It's okay
now. They're almost gone.
396
00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:53,335
Oh! It was my idea
to bring in the spiders.
397
00:21:53,403 --> 00:21:55,604
- Spiders?
- They love ants.
398
00:21:55,673 --> 00:21:59,641
Mama, what is your problem?
399
00:22:03,914 --> 00:22:05,847
This is like talking to a yo-yo.
400
00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:09,017
- Now, you...
- I told you not to worry.
401
00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:11,119
They're just baby
spiders anyway...
402
00:22:11,188 --> 00:22:13,333
Like the one on
your arm. My arm?
403
00:22:13,357 --> 00:22:15,335
Or is it your leg? Hold
on! It's in your hair.
404
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,292
I'll get him.
405
00:22:17,361 --> 00:22:19,795
Get it out! Oh!
406
00:22:32,777 --> 00:22:35,144
You... You little monster.
407
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,714
Forty dollars ruined.
408
00:22:38,783 --> 00:22:41,616
I've never been so
embarrassed in my life.
409
00:22:42,786 --> 00:22:45,221
If I have to put up
with brats like that,
410
00:22:45,289 --> 00:22:48,857
I'm applying to something
safer... like bullfighting!
411
00:22:48,926 --> 00:22:50,860
Olé!
412
00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:56,766
Sandra! Sandra.
413
00:23:04,308 --> 00:23:07,810
Does this mean she's not
going to be our bus driver?
414
00:23:07,878 --> 00:23:11,046
Well, Gary, it kind
of looks that way.
415
00:23:11,115 --> 00:23:15,383
Good. That chick had the worst
case of split ends I've ever seen.
416
00:23:17,154 --> 00:23:19,187
Now, Gary,
417
00:23:19,256 --> 00:23:23,859
what you did was not very
nice, and I don't approve.
418
00:23:23,928 --> 00:23:26,595
However, you did make
the lady understand...
419
00:23:26,664 --> 00:23:28,763
that she isn't
suited for this job.
420
00:23:28,832 --> 00:23:31,967
- Now, look, Mama...
- What did you say?
421
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,969
Mrs. Evans. Better.
422
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:37,084
Can we cut the hearts and flowers
and get to that sweet-potato pie?
423
00:23:37,108 --> 00:23:40,409
I gotta get the taste of
grass out of my mouth. Baa!
424
00:23:40,478 --> 00:23:43,145
Okay. I think there's
enough for everybody.
425
00:23:57,794 --> 00:24:01,297
♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
426
00:24:01,365 --> 00:24:03,732
♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
427
00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:07,202
♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
428
00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:11,273
♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
429
00:24:11,342 --> 00:24:13,842
♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
430
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:19,848
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