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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,616 --> 00:00:58,294 Can we go now? 2 00:00:58,318 --> 00:01:00,296 Our suspect is in the hotel, but don't worry, 3 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:05,384 your client is in no danger. My best mars on the job. 4 00:01:09,229 --> 00:01:11,256 Gibert to Alain. 5 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:16,178 Suspect located. Distance roughly... 15 meters. 6 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,481 - Get over here. - I'm here, boss. 7 00:01:18,505 --> 00:01:20,182 Concentrate, Alain! 8 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,972 See the wildcat at 11 o'clock? 9 00:01:23,309 --> 00:01:25,387 It's a maritime expression. 10 00:01:25,411 --> 00:01:28,591 In Marseille 10 years, and still not seen the sea? 11 00:01:28,615 --> 00:01:30,793 I have. When we patrol the port. 12 00:01:30,817 --> 00:01:32,595 OK, I see. 13 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:34,897 12 o'clock is straight ahead, 14 00:01:34,921 --> 00:01:38,779 so 11 o'clock's that way, a bit to the left. 15 00:01:39,526 --> 00:01:41,359 I get it. 16 00:01:41,828 --> 00:01:43,305 Are you sure that's a suspect? 17 00:01:43,329 --> 00:01:45,007 Looks like a chambermaid. 18 00:01:45,031 --> 00:01:47,576 A terrorist doesn't go round yelling 19 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,779 with explosives strapped to his waist. 20 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:50,179 That's right. 21 00:01:50,203 --> 00:01:51,881 They wear disguise. 22 00:01:51,905 --> 00:01:57,086 What better than a chambermaid 23 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:58,587 - pushing her can't along? - Of course. 24 00:01:58,611 --> 00:01:59,989 Especially in a hotel. 25 00:02:00,013 --> 00:02:03,893 The song encourages him to commit his dastardly act. 26 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:06,195 Sounds like Spanish. 27 00:02:06,219 --> 00:02:09,281 A revolutionary anthem! 28 00:02:14,227 --> 00:02:15,855 Watch out! 29 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:20,176 On my signal, neutralize the Basque! 30 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,965 10/5. 31 00:02:23,102 --> 00:02:24,969 12 o'clock! 32 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:28,384 Good job! Betrayed by his own song! 33 00:02:28,408 --> 00:02:30,586 To the cars! 34 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:32,671 I'll question him later. 35 00:02:35,315 --> 00:02:36,392 What's happening? 36 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:39,495 Sir, I've just neutralized the Hispanic terrorist 37 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:41,797 with a can't full of 38 00:02:41,821 --> 00:02:43,999 what look like toxic products. 39 00:02:44,023 --> 00:02:45,301 I'm sending them to the lab. 40 00:02:45,325 --> 00:02:46,602 Perfect, Gibert! 41 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:49,605 Get the client out of his room or he'll be late. 42 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:51,860 It's as good as done, sir. 43 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:54,476 Emilien? Coast's clear 44 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,478 to deliver the package. 45 00:02:56,502 --> 00:02:58,280 Emilien! Answer me! 46 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,171 I'm almost outside his door, chief! 47 00:03:00,506 --> 00:03:02,184 Honestly, jumping me on the job! 48 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:04,486 I can't help it. 49 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:08,290 You turn me on when you're in action. 50 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,192 Reminds me of Sean Connery. 51 00:03:10,216 --> 00:03:11,293 Don't take liberties, 52 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,996 just because you're stronger than me. 53 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,898 Next time, you can tie me down. 54 00:03:15,922 --> 00:03:18,500 Quiet! The whole hotel's bugged. 55 00:03:18,524 --> 00:03:20,402 Yes, Inspector! 56 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:23,454 I'll handle the package. You find Gibert. 57 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,178 I love you, Emilien. 58 00:03:29,202 --> 00:03:31,080 I love you, too, but not now! 59 00:03:31,104 --> 00:03:33,165 Tonight, at home! 60 00:03:47,711 --> 00:03:49,289 Mr. Cisse! 61 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,891 You're due on the pitch in 20 minutes. 62 00:03:51,915 --> 00:03:57,497 The charity is 9 For Africa. We're building an orphanage. That's my goal. 63 00:03:57,521 --> 00:04:01,401 Sorry, but I'm with the police. I'm here to... 64 00:04:01,425 --> 00:04:04,157 - What's your name? - Emilien. 65 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:08,107 No, it's not for a... It's for the... 66 00:04:08,131 --> 00:04:11,277 This is no time to exchange cards. 67 00:04:11,301 --> 00:04:13,680 OK, where's this Gerbil-jibly... 68 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:16,182 That'll twist foreign tongues. 69 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:17,684 The name's Djibril Cisse. 70 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:19,085 Don't get smart with me, 71 00:04:19,109 --> 00:04:22,672 or you'll be straight in the pen. 72 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:25,491 Emilien, look. Nothing like him. 73 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,693 The nose, teeth... 74 00:04:26,717 --> 00:04:29,395 It's him, sir. I promise you. 75 00:04:29,419 --> 00:04:31,097 Not too fast! I smell a rat and I should know. 76 00:04:31,121 --> 00:04:35,301 2 years at customs. No illegals get past me. 77 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:38,304 I bust the Korean people smugglers in '92. 78 00:04:38,328 --> 00:04:40,406 - He's not Korean. - Can you be sure? 79 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,208 I checked his ID. 80 00:04:42,232 --> 00:04:44,777 - Look, slant eyes. - He's just tired. 81 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:47,380 Let's go. 82 00:04:47,404 --> 00:04:48,481 The Prefect will lose patience. 83 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,668 To the cars! 84 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:58,970 I don't know why, but you're not popular here. 85 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,500 Don't worry, he prefers fishing to football. 86 00:05:12,524 --> 00:05:13,801 Mumbling again, Emilien? 87 00:05:13,825 --> 00:05:16,003 I was just saying you're a keen angler. 88 00:05:16,027 --> 00:05:17,805 That's a real sport. 89 00:05:17,829 --> 00:05:19,006 Do you fly fish? 90 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:21,375 I never do anything on the fly. 91 00:05:21,399 --> 00:05:24,679 Quite right! 92 00:05:24,703 --> 00:05:28,783 There's no room for amateurism in fishing. 93 00:05:28,807 --> 00:05:31,986 Take float fishing, for example, for still water tench. 94 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:33,788 You can lie in wait for hours like a vulture, 95 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:36,373 watching the float, then... 96 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,897 What is it now? 97 00:05:42,921 --> 00:05:46,000 - Nothing broken? - No, I'm fine. 98 00:05:46,024 --> 00:05:48,302 Can't you ring your bell? 99 00:05:48,326 --> 00:05:51,806 They said Mr. Cisse was asleep. We didn't want to wake him. 100 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:55,276 He's in my car. We're transferring him. 101 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,777 Djibril Cisse? 102 00:05:56,801 --> 00:05:58,779 Transferred to Marseille? 103 00:05:58,803 --> 00:06:02,070 Shit, it's Cisse! 104 00:06:02,307 --> 00:06:04,085 Do something or we'll miss the match. 105 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:05,386 Don't worry, 106 00:06:05,410 --> 00:06:07,778 I know a guy who can help. 107 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:12,994 The police have taxis? 108 00:06:13,018 --> 00:06:15,682 He's with the air force. 109 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:19,100 Marseille Express, at your service. 110 00:06:19,124 --> 00:06:22,703 Mr. Cisse has 8 minutes to get to the game. 111 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:24,105 Good to have you aboard. 112 00:06:24,129 --> 00:06:26,307 You're playing for Marseille? 113 00:06:26,331 --> 00:06:28,576 A charity game. We'll miss kick-off. 114 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,264 If it's for a good cause... 115 00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:54,502 I'll get changed to save time. 116 00:06:54,526 --> 00:06:56,655 You can try. 117 00:06:58,530 --> 00:07:01,865 Guess who's transferred to Marseille. 118 00:07:04,002 --> 00:07:06,681 This is the wrong way. The city's gridlocked. 119 00:07:06,705 --> 00:07:08,663 No kidding! Djibril Cisse himself! 120 00:07:18,917 --> 00:07:21,295 Number 9 for Olympique de Marseille. 121 00:07:21,319 --> 00:07:24,483 That's what I call a road. 122 00:07:26,424 --> 00:07:28,102 Like velvet. 123 00:07:28,126 --> 00:07:30,404 Can't even hear the engine. 124 00:07:30,428 --> 00:07:32,807 At this speed, only wind. 125 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:36,577 News has just come in 126 00:07:36,601 --> 00:07:37,979 that Marseille has broken the bank to buy a wonder player, 127 00:07:38,003 --> 00:07:41,167 none other than Djibril Cisse. 128 00:07:44,409 --> 00:07:46,288 There's a taxi coming your way. 129 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:48,089 ETA less than one minute. 130 00:07:48,113 --> 00:07:50,174 Got ya! 131 00:07:50,315 --> 00:07:51,792 It must be Daniel. 132 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:54,095 It ain't gonna be the pope. 133 00:07:54,119 --> 00:07:55,296 The Parisian? 134 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:56,397 Jeez, that's mean. 135 00:07:56,421 --> 00:07:58,399 He has to learn sometime. 136 00:07:58,423 --> 00:08:01,302 - Hey, Blondie! - Yes, sir? 137 00:08:01,326 --> 00:08:04,905 Can you check the radar over there? 138 00:08:04,929 --> 00:08:06,407 Switch it to ultra-sensitive, will you? 139 00:08:06,431 --> 00:08:08,264 Sir, yes, sir! 140 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:13,869 Watch out, bullet train approaching. Stand back! 141 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:23,975 Thanks, kid. We got a much better reading. 142 00:08:27,519 --> 00:08:30,398 - It really goes. - I customized it. 143 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,700 Picked up parts from Concorde. 144 00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:34,502 Brake! We're nearly there. 145 00:08:34,526 --> 00:08:40,364 We just received confirmation. 60 million! 146 00:08:48,807 --> 00:08:49,984 The transfer of the year! There's traffic everywhere. 147 00:08:50,008 --> 00:08:51,786 I know a shortcut. 148 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:54,678 I hate it when you say that. 149 00:08:56,114 --> 00:09:00,695 The wildest rumours surround 150 00:09:00,719 --> 00:09:03,497 the transfer of Djibril Cisse to Olympique de Marseille. 151 00:09:03,521 --> 00:09:08,002 To find out more, over to Armand Pecci at the Velodrome. 152 00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:10,705 Absolutely, we're here live in Marseille 153 00:09:10,729 --> 00:09:14,508 for the fund-raiser for a sick children charity. 154 00:09:14,532 --> 00:09:18,579 The player has asked for an astronomical sum. 155 00:09:18,603 --> 00:09:22,383 Figures of up to 200 million euros have been mentioned. 156 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:25,286 He'll reveal all to us later live on TF1, 157 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,288 but for now he's not even arrived. 158 00:09:27,312 --> 00:09:31,079 Djibril Cisse or not, we kick off in 2 minutes. 159 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:36,797 Take a right. 160 00:09:36,821 --> 00:09:39,400 That's two "rights" already? 161 00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:40,301 You sure you been here before? 162 00:09:40,325 --> 00:09:43,104 Papal security. 163 00:09:43,128 --> 00:09:45,106 We spent 6 days here looking for Gibert. 164 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:49,466 That's reassuring. How about we trust my instinct? 165 00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:52,969 OK, let's go! 166 00:10:01,312 --> 00:10:03,290 - 7' 32". - Thanks. 167 00:10:03,314 --> 00:10:05,477 Thank you. 168 00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:26,781 This is better than on TV. 169 00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:28,382 You're kind of in the way. Back to the stands, 170 00:10:28,406 --> 00:10:31,285 or it's a yellow card. 171 00:10:31,309 --> 00:10:33,472 Yes, ref. 172 00:11:11,115 --> 00:11:13,779 - What are you doing? - That's a free kick. 173 00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:23,624 That was a fair play! 174 00:11:23,636 --> 00:11:25,036 Leave him alone! 175 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:18,380 Let's warm up good! Lift your knees. I want no strains. 176 00:12:31,028 --> 00:12:33,006 - Like the shirt? - It's too big. 177 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,975 You know your Mom. 178 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:37,478 After the first wash, 179 00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:38,779 The autograph will wash off. 180 00:12:38,803 --> 00:12:41,582 I'll ask her to wash round it. 181 00:12:41,606 --> 00:12:42,483 Listen to me. 182 00:12:42,507 --> 00:12:46,286 Stay on the pitch more than 3 minutes. No red cards. 183 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:48,177 Are you OK? 184 00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:52,092 The golden rule is you don't go near the ball. 185 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:52,793 Yes. 186 00:12:52,817 --> 00:12:55,295 If it comes to you, just kick it. 187 00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:56,096 Which way? 188 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,499 Just kick. They can chase it. 189 00:12:58,523 --> 00:13:00,701 Can't I play a bit, though? 190 00:13:00,725 --> 00:13:03,650 When the match is over, with me. 191 00:13:04,829 --> 00:13:07,307 Go on, son! 192 00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:09,562 Don't run too fast. 193 00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:20,187 Sure he won't catch cold? 194 00:13:20,211 --> 00:13:23,490 I gave him a thermal under shirt and vitamin C earlier. 195 00:13:23,514 --> 00:13:25,792 Like that, not much can go wrong. 196 00:13:25,816 --> 00:13:28,295 Get him playing ice hockey. 197 00:13:28,319 --> 00:13:29,997 Too dangerous! 198 00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:31,899 His Mom wanted him to do karate. 199 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:35,502 I had a word with the club. They turned him down. 200 00:13:35,526 --> 00:13:38,605 He's gonna have to learn to take a hit some time. 201 00:13:38,629 --> 00:13:40,707 Yeah, it'll be too soon. 202 00:13:40,731 --> 00:13:41,675 Try swimming. 203 00:13:41,699 --> 00:13:44,978 He has a bad chest. It's hereditary. 204 00:13:45,002 --> 00:13:47,281 You never broke anything as a kid? 205 00:13:47,305 --> 00:13:49,483 - My arm. 3 times. - You see? 206 00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:53,468 It didn't make me any smarter or get me into cop school. 207 00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:56,978 You should tried breaking a leg. 208 00:13:58,716 --> 00:14:02,085 Well played, son, that's right! 209 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:06,600 What'll happen to our kids? 210 00:14:06,624 --> 00:14:07,701 What do you mean? 211 00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:10,103 Mine a cabbie and yours a cop? 212 00:14:10,127 --> 00:14:12,806 Why not? They'd be doing well. 213 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,708 We help people. Pretty neat, huh? 214 00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:16,777 Don't complain, there's worse. 215 00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:18,879 Mine a cabbie and yours a cop! 216 00:14:18,903 --> 00:14:21,066 Don't even mention it. 217 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,377 This is Emilien. 218 00:14:29,313 --> 00:14:31,692 - Emilien? - An emergency? 219 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:34,494 Gibert said that? I'm off duty today. 220 00:14:34,518 --> 00:14:35,495 Emilien... 221 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:37,079 You okay, Maxime? 222 00:14:37,121 --> 00:14:38,184 You're kidding me! 223 00:14:38,196 --> 00:14:39,887 I think you ought... 224 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:41,701 OK, I'll be right there. 225 00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:44,303 Gibert's called everybody in. 226 00:14:44,327 --> 00:14:46,305 Petra's on an ultra-secret mission. 227 00:14:46,329 --> 00:14:48,507 And my Mom's gone to Lourdes. 228 00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:49,175 Lourdes? 229 00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:50,576 She goes since I was born. 230 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,278 That was some miracle! 231 00:14:52,302 --> 00:14:54,194 You'll take care of the kids? 232 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,081 No problem. 233 00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:57,183 Don't fill his face with cakes. 234 00:14:57,207 --> 00:15:00,786 Would I? Crust of bed, glass of water and to bed! 235 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,489 Joke! I'll look after him like my own. 236 00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:04,690 That scares me. 237 00:15:04,714 --> 00:15:06,993 I look after your son every Wednesday. 238 00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:10,496 Has he ever come home with pimples? 239 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,198 So, get moving. 240 00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:14,089 Thank you. 241 00:15:22,825 --> 00:15:24,602 4' 30". You beat your record. 242 00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:26,504 I didn't touch him! 243 00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:30,557 Stinky ref! Hands out cards like confetti. 244 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,178 Get Max. We'll go eat waffles. 245 00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:35,661 Come on, Max, let's go eat. 246 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:43,677 Arrest that ball immediately! 247 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,089 I got it, chief! 248 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:47,481 Bring it over here. 249 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,178 Wort bother me again. 250 00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:57,087 Here, kids, enjoy your game. 251 00:15:59,227 --> 00:16:04,775 This is no time for dribbles,step overs and other football clownery. 252 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,377 I had Paris on the phone. 253 00:16:06,401 --> 00:16:09,380 They're sending a very special delivery. 254 00:16:09,404 --> 00:16:12,182 The most important transfer of the year. 255 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,283 - Drogba? - Thuram? 256 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,585 I know! Makelele! 257 00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:15,986 - Beckenbauer? - Maradona? 258 00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:19,189 What a bunch of idiots! 259 00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:21,191 I'm not talking tennis, I'm talking crime. 260 00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:22,192 Bernard Tapie! 261 00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:24,795 Much more famous than him. 262 00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:27,498 On my files, he's public enemy No. 1 263 00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:34,204 It's none other than jeeycee Kassa-see... 264 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:34,905 - jeeycee Kassa-see... - No, chief. 265 00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:36,707 Attention! 266 00:16:36,731 --> 00:16:38,475 That was yesterday's transfer. 267 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:40,177 Where's today's? 268 00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:42,179 Turn the page. Save paper, remember? 269 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,380 Yes, indeed. 270 00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:44,481 It's my wife. 271 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,184 She saw a program on the Amazon forest. 272 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:51,169 Know how many hectares are cut down every year? 273 00:16:53,815 --> 00:16:55,978 How many? 274 00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:58,996 It sends shivers down your spine. 275 00:16:59,020 --> 00:16:59,997 How many? 276 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:05,502 Like billions of matchboxes, chopped down and up in flames. 277 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:08,505 So, at the first chance, I say, show me your papers! 278 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,008 I mean, save paper! 279 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:12,976 What about public enemy No. 1? 280 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,279 A Belgian whose name is enough to make you feel sick. 281 00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:20,184 53 armed robberies, 122 accomplice-to-murder raps. 282 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:23,687 Biggest mobster since Al Capone. 283 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:28,292 He's being transferred to Congo to stand trial for dozens of crimes. 284 00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:29,893 Stopover in Marseille. 285 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:32,596 We take delivery, keep him warm 286 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,398 till 5 a.m. Tomorrow 287 00:17:34,422 --> 00:17:37,201 and put him in the Congolese jet. 288 00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:40,355 He's not gonna see any sights. 289 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:43,807 I want ultra-tight surveillance. 290 00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:46,577 An officer every square centimetre. 291 00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:49,580 So many cops, so close, he can't even see the sea. 292 00:17:49,604 --> 00:17:52,182 - Do I make myself hear? - Yes, chief! 293 00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:55,166 What time's he get in? 294 00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,688 Good question. 15:00 hours. 295 00:17:57,712 --> 00:17:59,590 It's already 5 past. 296 00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:01,982 5 past 12? 297 00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:05,195 To the cars! 298 00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,798 What's up? Isn't that what you ordered? 299 00:18:07,822 --> 00:18:08,899 Eat then. 300 00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:12,703 Dad said not to eat cream 'cos I get it all over. 301 00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:14,004 Well, he's wrong. 302 00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:17,261 Show him what a good eater you are. 303 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,463 Shit! Your Dad! The cops! 304 00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:37,686 What are you doing? Get out of the way! 305 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:41,170 The lady's got a flat. 306 00:18:42,813 --> 00:18:45,692 I gotta help in this heat. 307 00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:47,694 He's right. She'll dehydrate. She needs help. 308 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:48,585 I can do first aid! 309 00:18:48,597 --> 00:18:49,696 I used to be a florist. 310 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,588 Stop! Stay where you are! 311 00:18:58,729 --> 00:19:01,007 Some parents deserve to be sent to jail. 312 00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:04,457 How long does it take to change a tire? 313 00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:08,461 Here, we take the time to do things right. 314 00:19:11,705 --> 00:19:12,382 Thank you. 315 00:19:12,406 --> 00:19:15,673 About time, too. Drive! 316 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,282 Tasty, at least? 317 00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:22,076 General! 318 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,377 Gibert! That explains it. 319 00:22:23,401 --> 00:22:26,880 We took a shortcut, but the lady had a flat. 320 00:22:26,904 --> 00:22:28,382 1 hour to change a tire? 321 00:22:28,406 --> 00:22:30,684 In the police, a week at best. 322 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:33,887 The first thing they learn now is to shoot. 323 00:22:33,911 --> 00:22:37,691 But cops deal with more flat tires than shoot-outs. 324 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:39,793 Is it the same in the army? 325 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,095 We have caterpillars. 326 00:22:41,107 --> 00:22:42,296 They're very good. 327 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,381 Specially off road. 328 00:23:27,217 --> 00:23:30,397 That reminds me of a vacation in Africa. 329 00:23:30,421 --> 00:23:34,601 We slept in cages to keep the wild beasts away. 330 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:36,603 This is the worst kind of beast. 331 00:23:36,627 --> 00:23:40,607 If he escapes, there'll be blood on the streets. 332 00:23:40,631 --> 00:23:42,075 Don't worry, General, we're used to his sort. 333 00:23:42,099 --> 00:23:44,277 2 hours to tame him. 334 00:23:44,301 --> 00:23:48,081 Tomorrow, he'll be juggling balls on his nose. 335 00:23:48,105 --> 00:23:50,063 Load him up! 336 00:24:02,012 --> 00:24:03,089 Good job! 337 00:24:03,113 --> 00:24:06,192 Your career hangs on this. 338 00:24:06,216 --> 00:24:10,296 It's in the bag. Let's synchronize watches. 339 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,897 - 16:20. - 5 past 12. Perfect. 340 00:24:11,921 --> 00:24:15,290 Touch base every 2 hours. Go! 341 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:25,806 Hello. 342 00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:27,475 General! Already? 343 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:31,579 It's taken you a mere 30 seconds to mess up. 344 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:34,369 - Sorry? - Check your mirror. 345 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:39,887 The label! I can see much better now. Thank you, General. 346 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:43,190 I meant your side-view mirror. 347 00:24:43,214 --> 00:24:45,980 Look to your right. 348 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:50,879 Shit! Reverse engines! 349 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:03,767 He has the point. 350 00:25:04,702 --> 00:25:05,880 You're sure about the address? 351 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,481 100%. 352 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:12,086 You stay in the car. I'll be much happier on my own. 353 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,288 Lf, and I emphasize the "if", 354 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,390 I'm gone 30 minutes, come get me. 355 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:18,577 Yeah, right! 356 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,782 What? 357 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:24,899 Call me before you unleash him. To be on the safe side. 358 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,585 No worries. 359 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,259 Gee, he missed it! 360 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:16,867 Let me see how well you can handle this. 361 00:26:20,311 --> 00:26:21,589 HI, Daniel! 362 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:24,091 This was on the road. 363 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,694 Is it yours? I knew it had hit the asphalt. 364 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:27,795 Thanks. 365 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:30,197 - Hiya, kids! - Jeez, they grow up quick. 366 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:32,499 It's little Maxime! 367 00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:35,153 Lucky, he's not like his Dad. 368 00:26:35,326 --> 00:26:36,003 OK, let's go. 369 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,205 Emiliers out on a mission. 370 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:40,859 They can play on the computer. 371 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:46,759 Where are your Dad's video games? 372 00:26:47,704 --> 00:26:49,682 Those'll keep you busy. 373 00:26:49,706 --> 00:26:52,574 I have to make a call. Be good. 374 00:26:56,613 --> 00:26:57,590 Can we both play? 375 00:26:57,614 --> 00:27:00,893 No, they gave Dad the worst computer. 376 00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:02,695 Hardly even sends email. 377 00:27:02,719 --> 00:27:05,397 - And Gibert's? - It's hot stuff! 378 00:27:05,421 --> 00:27:09,001 What the hell is all this garbage? 379 00:27:09,025 --> 00:27:11,950 Need an MA for the new models! 380 00:27:13,429 --> 00:27:15,708 - What? - We wanted to play. 381 00:27:15,732 --> 00:27:17,576 It's taken. Try another office. 382 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,677 That one's 383 00:27:18,701 --> 00:27:22,468 a CORE2 total latest generation. 384 00:27:25,909 --> 00:27:27,844 You know how to work this? 385 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,369 Child's play! 386 00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:32,791 - Hi, Marley. - How are you! 387 00:27:32,815 --> 00:27:34,893 Got anything for a sore throat? 388 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:37,395 The seasons over. I ain't got much. 389 00:27:37,419 --> 00:27:39,684 Take a look. 390 00:27:42,424 --> 00:27:44,655 Yeah, right. 391 00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:49,361 - You join me? - Why not! 392 00:27:58,305 --> 00:28:00,483 - It'll wake me up. Here. - No, thanks. 393 00:28:00,507 --> 00:28:03,887 Not on duty. I'll smoke it tonight. 394 00:28:03,911 --> 00:28:08,372 Here, it's the opposite. We never smoke at home. 395 00:28:09,016 --> 00:28:12,385 - It's Gibert! - Check out the car! 396 00:28:21,328 --> 00:28:22,906 Alain? 397 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,908 Put the beast in the main office. 398 00:28:24,932 --> 00:28:26,976 - Out of the cage? - Of course not! 399 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,579 May I remind you, he's extremely dangerous? 400 00:28:29,603 --> 00:28:32,282 I know, but the cage is extremely big. 401 00:28:32,306 --> 00:28:34,284 Stop discussing the discussion. 402 00:28:34,308 --> 00:28:36,369 Action! 403 00:28:39,713 --> 00:28:40,690 All units... 404 00:28:40,714 --> 00:28:43,293 Big bad wolf's back. Over. 405 00:28:43,317 --> 00:28:45,378 That's Gibert! Lose it. 406 00:29:02,202 --> 00:29:04,180 Marley! 407 00:29:04,204 --> 00:29:06,765 - Come here. - Yes, sir? 408 00:29:07,507 --> 00:29:09,886 - Have you been smoking? - No, I swear... 409 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:10,587 Don't lie to me. 410 00:29:10,611 --> 00:29:13,990 I have a very sensitive nose. 411 00:29:14,014 --> 00:29:17,193 I trained with mountain rescue dogs. 412 00:29:17,217 --> 00:29:18,995 I can sniff snow like no man. 413 00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:19,896 It's great. 414 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,899 I could detect grass over a mile away. Wicked! 415 00:29:22,923 --> 00:29:24,400 I guess so. 416 00:29:24,424 --> 00:29:29,352 I'll let it ride. Last chance, OK? 417 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,163 Type your password. 418 00:29:37,904 --> 00:29:40,169 Select a photo. 419 00:29:41,808 --> 00:29:45,575 Click on the one you don't want. 420 00:29:46,313 --> 00:29:49,181 Then click on the one you want. 421 00:29:50,817 --> 00:29:53,296 Thanks, boys. I don't know 422 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,398 what I'd have done without you. 423 00:29:55,422 --> 00:29:58,086 You deserve a reward. 424 00:29:58,925 --> 00:30:01,350 A bill for each of you. 425 00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:07,061 Put it away. Our secret. 426 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,878 What are you doing, boys? 427 00:30:08,902 --> 00:30:13,068 I don't want you on my computer. 428 00:30:14,908 --> 00:30:17,071 And what are you doing? 429 00:30:18,211 --> 00:30:20,670 You're the new IT trainer? 430 00:30:22,816 --> 00:30:24,894 - Right. - Sorry, I'd forgotten. 431 00:30:24,918 --> 00:30:28,197 It's not a luxury having a teacher for this. 432 00:30:28,221 --> 00:30:33,302 I'm pretty electronically minded, but I've met my match here. 433 00:30:33,326 --> 00:30:35,004 Short and sweet. 434 00:30:35,028 --> 00:30:38,659 I've had a long day. Feels like my head will explode. 435 00:30:38,832 --> 00:30:40,276 Sorry, but you're smoking. 436 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:42,178 I stopped 3 weeks ago. 437 00:30:42,202 --> 00:30:45,581 I have pretty good willpower, but this time I resorted to a patch. 438 00:30:45,605 --> 00:30:47,267 - Yes, indeed! - Great. 439 00:30:48,809 --> 00:30:51,888 I meant, your head's smoking. 440 00:30:51,912 --> 00:30:55,577 - So it is. - May I? 441 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,994 Where'd that come from? 442 00:30:58,018 --> 00:31:00,596 Morocco, definitely. 443 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:03,199 Put it out. It's a no-smoking office. 444 00:31:03,223 --> 00:31:04,783 Sorry. 445 00:31:05,325 --> 00:31:08,204 Can we start? I have a busy schedule. 446 00:31:08,228 --> 00:31:10,907 Where did you get to in your last lesson? 447 00:31:10,931 --> 00:31:12,958 Adjusting the chair. 448 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,378 Take the mouse. 449 00:31:15,402 --> 00:31:18,181 One eye on the screen, one on the keyboard. 450 00:31:18,205 --> 00:31:22,268 One eye on the screen, one on the keyboard... 451 00:31:31,818 --> 00:31:33,879 This won't be easy. 452 00:31:35,522 --> 00:31:37,300 That's for 6-year-olds? 453 00:31:37,324 --> 00:31:39,502 Dad! It's totally harmless. 454 00:31:39,526 --> 00:31:41,860 We haven't played it for ages. 455 00:31:42,929 --> 00:31:46,375 It's awful. You have no idea. 456 00:31:46,399 --> 00:31:48,878 No, I never have any ideas. 457 00:31:48,902 --> 00:31:51,881 We got a huge job. A major client! 458 00:31:51,905 --> 00:31:53,983 - What kind? - Wanted all over Europe. 459 00:31:54,007 --> 00:31:57,286 They sent him here? He'll learn to play boules. 460 00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,489 No time. He's flying out to Congo at 5 tomorrow. 461 00:31:59,513 --> 00:32:00,590 If he's not escaped. 462 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:04,293 This isn't a police station, it's a summer camp. 463 00:32:04,317 --> 00:32:04,871 Relax. 464 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,981 If that's not what it was, then it's great. 465 00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:11,988 Gibert wants us all in to work overtime. 466 00:32:12,225 --> 00:32:14,804 I can't get hold of Petra. 467 00:32:14,828 --> 00:32:17,206 Always some damn top secret mission. 468 00:32:17,230 --> 00:32:19,175 So, I'm stuck with the kid... 469 00:32:19,199 --> 00:32:22,578 And could your friend Daniel look after him? 470 00:32:22,602 --> 00:32:25,581 Just a couple of hours 471 00:32:25,605 --> 00:32:27,183 until I get off duty. 472 00:32:27,207 --> 00:32:29,685 - 2 sugars in your coffee? - Thank you. 473 00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:32,688 When do I do any work? I've had the kids all day. 474 00:32:32,712 --> 00:32:34,190 Can't Lily help out? 475 00:32:34,214 --> 00:32:35,892 She's in Paris on a decorating course. 476 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:37,493 Decorating? 477 00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:41,375 She's decided to redecorate the garage. 478 00:32:42,022 --> 00:32:44,200 - Yikes! - You said it. 479 00:32:44,224 --> 00:32:46,502 She wants the taxi to sleep outside. 480 00:32:46,526 --> 00:32:48,404 Ouch! 481 00:32:48,428 --> 00:32:50,006 You're a dead man! 482 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:55,178 It could be a good thing. Lily puts flowers everywhere. 483 00:32:55,202 --> 00:32:57,680 Pollen blocks up the carburettors. 484 00:32:57,704 --> 00:33:00,283 I spend all weekend cleaning them with cotton buds. 485 00:33:00,307 --> 00:33:03,386 You have to learn to compromise. 486 00:33:03,410 --> 00:33:04,987 You compromise with Petra? 487 00:33:05,011 --> 00:33:07,490 No kidding. 488 00:33:07,514 --> 00:33:09,992 - For example? - My clothes. 489 00:33:10,016 --> 00:33:12,295 When I was single, I never tidied up. 490 00:33:12,319 --> 00:33:15,598 Anything lying around, Petra threw it out the window. 491 00:33:15,622 --> 00:33:18,582 - Your shorts, too? - Everything! 492 00:33:19,226 --> 00:33:21,204 So, you learned to be tidier? 493 00:33:21,228 --> 00:33:26,361 I bought a fishing rod. Saved me 3 flights of stairs. 494 00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:30,580 When can you pick Max up? 495 00:33:30,604 --> 00:33:32,281 In 2 hours. 496 00:33:32,305 --> 00:33:34,183 OK, you have 2 hours. 497 00:33:34,207 --> 00:33:37,576 - You're a pal. - Yeah, I know. 498 00:33:40,313 --> 00:33:43,292 As it's just us guys tonight, 499 00:33:43,316 --> 00:33:46,696 how about a TV dinner in the garage? 500 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,587 Deal! 501 00:33:50,523 --> 00:33:53,202 You can keep them busy for 2 hours? 502 00:33:53,226 --> 00:33:55,059 I have an idea. 503 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,707 - Granddad! - My little soldiers! 504 00:34:01,731 --> 00:34:03,776 Great to see you! 505 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,278 Wasn't Sunday? 506 00:34:05,302 --> 00:34:08,281 We were going to see a movie 507 00:34:08,305 --> 00:34:09,782 and they insisted we stop by. 508 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:11,984 Granddad, I missed you! 509 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,486 I wanna stay with Leo. 510 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:15,688 My little lambs. I'm here now. 511 00:34:15,712 --> 00:34:19,492 Granddad's here, don't worry. 512 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,693 They're so sensitive. 513 00:34:20,717 --> 00:34:23,796 Yeah, their mothers are away. 514 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:26,381 They act hard but they're softies. 515 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:32,258 Could you let them stay a few hours? 516 00:34:33,129 --> 00:34:35,608 2 hours, no more! They have homework. 517 00:34:35,632 --> 00:34:38,364 2 hours. Not a second more! 518 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:54,586 He's been gone an hour. Let's go! 519 00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:56,688 Give him 5 more minutes, OK? 520 00:34:56,712 --> 00:35:00,892 Turn it, that's right. Now, lower it. Faster... 521 00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:02,194 Faster? 522 00:35:02,218 --> 00:35:05,397 Turn it... That's right. Not bad. 523 00:35:05,421 --> 00:35:07,399 You gotta get the rhythm. 524 00:35:07,423 --> 00:35:08,200 We're done, chief. 525 00:35:08,224 --> 00:35:10,702 Very clever! 526 00:35:10,726 --> 00:35:12,604 - You lost me the game. - Yes. 527 00:35:12,628 --> 00:35:14,906 Not bad for a first try. 528 00:35:14,930 --> 00:35:17,059 What's my score? 529 00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:23,382 - Excuse me. - Go ahead. 530 00:35:23,406 --> 00:35:25,283 It's Sukk. We coming in? 531 00:35:25,307 --> 00:35:29,087 No, there's no need. I'm done. I'll be right there. 532 00:35:29,111 --> 00:35:30,389 OK, cool. 533 00:35:30,413 --> 00:35:32,290 - What did he say? - Shut up. 534 00:35:32,314 --> 00:35:34,493 Sorry, I have to go. 535 00:35:34,517 --> 00:35:35,394 You do? 536 00:35:35,418 --> 00:35:37,195 I have a client waiting. 537 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,898 See you next month, same time? 538 00:35:39,922 --> 00:35:41,687 With pleasure. 539 00:35:58,801 --> 00:36:01,881 What have you done? Are you nuts? 540 00:36:01,905 --> 00:36:03,482 You said the main office. 541 00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:05,784 I didn't argue. An order's an order. 542 00:36:05,808 --> 00:36:08,574 Very true. You've done well, Alain. 543 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:17,681 Lose the cover. We're not here to mollycoddle him. 544 00:36:25,528 --> 00:36:27,953 It's pretty scary. 545 00:36:28,431 --> 00:36:30,676 - Is he really so nasty? - Even worse. 546 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:32,978 He'd kill a sheep with his ears. 547 00:36:33,002 --> 00:36:34,980 Don't be afraid, young Emilien. 548 00:36:35,004 --> 00:36:38,084 I did 5 years in the jungle, 549 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:39,885 living on spiders and hippos for UNESCO. 550 00:36:39,909 --> 00:36:42,470 A Belgian doesn't scare me. 551 00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:47,393 We'll start with some routine questions. 552 00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:49,495 Pass me the documents. 553 00:36:49,519 --> 00:36:51,580 Come on! 554 00:36:54,924 --> 00:36:57,258 Full name? 555 00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:00,306 Well? How did it go? 556 00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:02,561 It's a madhouse in there. 557 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:04,577 It's freaky. 558 00:37:04,601 --> 00:37:06,468 Come on, drive! 559 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,486 So, he wants to play tough. 560 00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:15,487 The Bouches-du-Rhone. 561 00:37:15,511 --> 00:37:16,388 Bouches-du-Rhone? 562 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,970 The special treatment. 563 00:37:19,415 --> 00:37:21,373 Answer the captain! 564 00:37:21,817 --> 00:37:23,878 Calm, everybody. 565 00:37:26,522 --> 00:37:31,703 Think you're smarter than me? Very well. 566 00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:35,062 In my drawer, my bush rifle. 567 00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:38,376 I brought this back from Guyana. 568 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,978 A gift from the chief. 569 00:37:40,002 --> 00:37:43,081 One dart will put an elephant to sleep in 5 seconds. 570 00:37:43,105 --> 00:37:45,083 Watch out, it's loaded. 571 00:37:45,107 --> 00:37:48,186 Keep him in your sights. If he moves again, fire! 572 00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,287 No warning shot? 573 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:54,092 There's only one dart. How can you fire a warning shot? 574 00:37:54,116 --> 00:37:55,881 My mistake! 575 00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,883 Back to the name. Full name? 576 00:38:00,222 --> 00:38:01,700 What's that? 577 00:38:01,724 --> 00:38:06,404 He's getting on my nerves! That's not a pretty sight, believe me. 578 00:38:06,428 --> 00:38:08,907 It's hard to talk with a ball-gag in. 579 00:38:08,931 --> 00:38:12,562 Excuses! If he wanted to, he could. 580 00:38:13,002 --> 00:38:15,680 Look, chief. He's trying to say something. 581 00:38:15,704 --> 00:38:17,867 Just what we're waiting for. 582 00:38:18,107 --> 00:38:20,185 Say we take out the gag, just to see? 583 00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:23,288 No! Give him a mile, he'll take an inch. 584 00:38:23,312 --> 00:38:25,190 That's what the slate's for, then. 585 00:38:25,214 --> 00:38:27,492 - The slate? - Look! 586 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:29,694 With a bit of chalk. It's for him to communicate. 587 00:38:29,718 --> 00:38:31,696 He can write his answers. 588 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,199 Go ahead. Write! Full name! 589 00:38:34,223 --> 00:38:37,148 He can't talk, but I think he hears us. 590 00:38:39,128 --> 00:38:40,705 Give him the chalk. 591 00:38:40,729 --> 00:38:43,256 Watch he doesn't eat your leg. 592 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,863 Gently does it. 593 00:38:53,509 --> 00:38:55,570 Very good. 594 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:03,775 Get out of the way quickly! 595 00:39:12,327 --> 00:39:14,354 What did he write? 596 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,477 - Pipi. - Pipi? 597 00:39:19,501 --> 00:39:21,479 That his first or last name? 598 00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:23,871 He needs the toilet. 599 00:39:25,507 --> 00:39:30,288 Definitely not. 600 00:39:30,312 --> 00:39:32,190 The old toilet ploy. 601 00:39:32,214 --> 00:39:35,093 And he takes off out the window. 602 00:39:35,117 --> 00:39:37,195 I've seen it 100 times. He thinks we'll fall for that? 603 00:39:37,219 --> 00:39:40,179 You must be kidding me. They must've planned for this. 604 00:39:42,722 --> 00:39:44,783 Look, there! 605 00:39:45,225 --> 00:39:47,559 Look where? 606 00:39:49,729 --> 00:39:51,207 You know how it works? 607 00:39:51,231 --> 00:39:53,275 Sure! It's child's play. 608 00:39:53,299 --> 00:39:55,177 There's a drainage pipe. 609 00:39:55,201 --> 00:40:00,282 And a clearage pipe. Simple. 610 00:40:00,306 --> 00:40:01,083 They showed us a training film about new equipment. 611 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,385 Forget it. 612 00:40:03,409 --> 00:40:05,970 Hook it up. Keep him in your sights! 613 00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:15,886 Get some of that! It's wicked. 614 00:40:26,331 --> 00:40:29,461 A bit strong. I see giant worms. 615 00:40:30,502 --> 00:40:33,268 That connects to the water. 616 00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:37,270 And that goes in the toilet. 617 00:40:40,211 --> 00:40:41,689 Easy! 618 00:40:41,713 --> 00:40:44,692 - It's all ready. - You've scared me! 619 00:40:44,716 --> 00:40:45,793 Give me that! 620 00:40:45,817 --> 00:40:47,595 Sorry, I wasn't concentrating. 621 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:49,797 So, concentrate a bit harder. 622 00:40:49,821 --> 00:40:52,600 Cops don't go playing with guns. 623 00:40:52,624 --> 00:40:56,203 This isn't a funfair, shooting for teddy bears. 624 00:40:56,227 --> 00:40:58,506 This thing's for real bears. 625 00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:00,975 Rule No. 1, when you're inside, 626 00:41:00,999 --> 00:41:03,778 finger on the trigger guard, 627 00:41:03,802 --> 00:41:06,466 gun held parallel, to avoid accidents. 628 00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:10,567 My foot! 629 00:41:13,712 --> 00:41:17,191 - Quick! - Grab that chair! 630 00:41:17,215 --> 00:41:17,979 He's so heavy! 631 00:41:17,991 --> 00:41:20,379 Put him there! Like carrying 3 people. 632 00:41:20,819 --> 00:41:22,596 Look at the state of him! 633 00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:24,198 Did he smoke the carpet? 634 00:41:24,222 --> 00:41:26,801 He took a hit of stuff for bears. 635 00:41:26,825 --> 00:41:28,002 For bears? 636 00:41:28,026 --> 00:41:30,104 - You give him that? - I gave him nothing. 637 00:41:30,128 --> 00:41:35,176 You morons! It's a dart, full of sedative. 638 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,378 It'd put a bear to sleep. Wake him or he'll hibernate 6 months. 639 00:41:37,402 --> 00:41:40,081 That'd make 6 quiet months. 640 00:41:40,105 --> 00:41:42,283 Who signs your leave? 641 00:41:42,307 --> 00:41:43,984 Shit! Chief! Wake up! 642 00:41:44,008 --> 00:41:45,686 Time to get up! 643 00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:48,169 Red alert! 644 00:41:51,816 --> 00:41:54,081 Where were we? 645 00:41:54,319 --> 00:41:55,896 We'd got to "full name". 646 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,399 All right, don't get as dumb as Gibert! 647 00:41:58,423 --> 00:42:00,000 Sorry. 648 00:42:00,024 --> 00:42:02,803 Spend all day with him, it starts to rub off. 649 00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:06,607 Did you enjoy your pee, my Belgian friend? 650 00:42:06,631 --> 00:42:09,158 You did your Maneken-Piss? 651 00:42:09,901 --> 00:42:11,962 Good one! 652 00:42:15,106 --> 00:42:16,584 OK, enough. 653 00:42:16,608 --> 00:42:19,386 He needed it. Look at his legs. 654 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:21,675 That shouldn't happen. 655 00:42:22,213 --> 00:42:24,091 It should drain away. 656 00:42:24,115 --> 00:42:25,593 Looks like it's rising. 657 00:42:25,617 --> 00:42:27,995 Impossible. The water should run off. 658 00:42:28,019 --> 00:42:29,997 Maybe you got the pipes mixed up. I know I often do, 659 00:42:30,021 --> 00:42:32,099 but I took extra care. 660 00:42:32,123 --> 00:42:35,402 Drainage and clearage. 661 00:42:35,426 --> 00:42:37,404 It's not that then. 662 00:42:37,428 --> 00:42:39,955 We have a problem. 663 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:45,364 I think I'd better check. 664 00:42:49,808 --> 00:42:51,886 I mixed them up again! 665 00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:54,369 What an idiot! 666 00:42:57,215 --> 00:42:58,793 I don't believe it! Is the water going down? 667 00:42:58,817 --> 00:42:59,693 Sure, look. 668 00:42:59,717 --> 00:43:02,696 He had geysers for eyes. Now, it's a trickle. 669 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,598 Let's get him out before he drowns. 670 00:43:04,622 --> 00:43:08,602 No way, he's dangerous. Don't fool with him. 671 00:43:08,626 --> 00:43:11,605 If the Belgian drowns right here, who's the fool? 672 00:43:11,629 --> 00:43:13,656 Lt'd be like we killed him. 673 00:43:14,799 --> 00:43:17,378 There must be a fast-release system. 674 00:43:17,402 --> 00:43:20,781 Look for a switch or a lever. 675 00:43:20,805 --> 00:43:22,783 A chain? 676 00:43:22,807 --> 00:43:26,086 A handle! Quick, grab yours. 677 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:29,172 Ready? 1, 2, 3... 678 00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:37,698 He looks in a bad way. 679 00:43:37,722 --> 00:43:39,800 Let's take his hood off. 680 00:43:39,824 --> 00:43:40,601 No, you do it. 681 00:43:40,625 --> 00:43:42,959 - Why me? - Move it! 682 00:43:53,605 --> 00:43:56,667 - It's a tight fit. - Take it easy. 683 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,190 That's funny. 684 00:44:03,214 --> 00:44:04,291 He's not how I imagined. 685 00:44:04,315 --> 00:44:04,892 Oh, yeah? 686 00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:09,897 I thought he'd have a face, you know, with huge teeth and jaws... 687 00:44:09,921 --> 00:44:11,599 - A real yeti? - More or less. 688 00:44:11,623 --> 00:44:14,602 The meanest killers look totally normal. 689 00:44:14,626 --> 00:44:16,960 Wake him up. 690 00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:19,607 What the heck? 691 00:44:19,631 --> 00:44:21,362 Precautions. 692 00:44:28,406 --> 00:44:32,369 Sir? 693 00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:35,772 Wake up! 694 00:44:39,717 --> 00:44:42,996 - There, he's better! - That's great. 695 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:45,479 I'm pleased. 696 00:44:48,125 --> 00:44:48,902 Where am I? 697 00:44:48,926 --> 00:44:51,760 Marseille central police station. 698 00:44:54,599 --> 00:44:57,263 And you guys are cops? 699 00:44:58,903 --> 00:45:00,881 Soon we'll be lieutenants. 700 00:45:00,905 --> 00:45:03,773 You'll be lieutenants soon? 701 00:45:06,711 --> 00:45:09,272 - Bouches-du-Rhone? - Flyswatter, first. 702 00:45:10,915 --> 00:45:12,292 Stop hitting me! 703 00:45:12,316 --> 00:45:14,094 - Stop! - Listen... 704 00:45:14,118 --> 00:45:17,297 There's been a terrible mistake 705 00:45:17,321 --> 00:45:20,281 that is the fault of the police in my country. 706 00:45:30,101 --> 00:45:32,679 Albert Vandenbosh, wanted by Interpol, 707 00:45:32,703 --> 00:45:35,182 convicted in 17 countries. Remember? 708 00:45:35,206 --> 00:45:36,383 Of course. That's the problem. 709 00:45:36,407 --> 00:45:38,885 I'm not Vandenbosh, 710 00:45:38,909 --> 00:45:42,972 but Eugene Triboulet, embassy attaché. 711 00:45:45,116 --> 00:45:46,893 He's trying to con us. 712 00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:49,396 1987. The Paris-Bruges train heist. 713 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:51,898 I've committed no crime. I'm an attaché. 714 00:45:51,922 --> 00:45:55,402 You're a hell of a case! Don't try to fool us. 715 00:45:55,426 --> 00:45:58,505 Let's knock out a report for the chief. 716 00:45:58,529 --> 00:46:00,007 He'll enjoy reading it. 717 00:46:00,031 --> 00:46:01,475 I'll get on it. 718 00:46:01,499 --> 00:46:03,076 Take this down. 719 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,878 Albert Vandenbosh... 720 00:46:04,902 --> 00:46:06,380 Eugene Triboulet! 721 00:46:06,404 --> 00:46:09,182 I met Vandenbosh. Look at his photo. 722 00:46:09,206 --> 00:46:11,972 I don't look anything like him. He's a thug! Yeah, right. 723 00:46:12,910 --> 00:46:14,488 Emilien? 724 00:46:14,512 --> 00:46:16,777 Take a look. 725 00:46:20,818 --> 00:46:22,796 Who's that? 726 00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:24,497 Albert Vandenbosh. 727 00:46:24,521 --> 00:46:25,699 See? I told you. 728 00:46:25,723 --> 00:46:28,401 I know it's not your fault. Release me 729 00:46:28,425 --> 00:46:30,850 and I won't sue. 730 00:46:31,729 --> 00:46:33,406 How'd you know Vandenbosh? 731 00:46:33,430 --> 00:46:35,475 I don't actually know him. 732 00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:37,477 I saw him at Bruges police station. 733 00:46:37,501 --> 00:46:39,079 What were you doing? 734 00:46:39,103 --> 00:46:40,380 Making a complaint. 735 00:46:40,404 --> 00:46:42,282 I been car jacked. 736 00:46:42,306 --> 00:46:42,682 What? 737 00:46:42,706 --> 00:46:44,884 They car jacked my Toyota. 738 00:46:44,908 --> 00:46:47,587 Dragged me out and drove away. 739 00:46:47,611 --> 00:46:50,290 In Marseille, it's called a Parisian. 740 00:46:50,314 --> 00:46:52,292 We call it car-jacking! 741 00:46:52,316 --> 00:46:53,093 - Car jacking... - Car jacking... 742 00:46:53,117 --> 00:46:54,294 OK, what happened next? 743 00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:57,897 I was in the chief's office. Charming man... 744 00:46:57,921 --> 00:47:01,654 When I had to go to the toilet. 745 00:47:01,825 --> 00:47:04,003 You're always peeing! 746 00:47:04,027 --> 00:47:06,005 Yes, since my prostate operation. 747 00:47:06,029 --> 00:47:08,659 - Sorry. - Then what? 748 00:47:08,999 --> 00:47:11,777 In the stalls, I ran into Vandenbosh, 749 00:47:11,801 --> 00:47:13,779 sucking that horrible suit. 750 00:47:13,803 --> 00:47:16,082 3 thugs jumped on me 751 00:47:16,106 --> 00:47:18,284 and forced me inside there. 752 00:47:18,308 --> 00:47:19,986 I put up a fight, 753 00:47:20,010 --> 00:47:22,388 but they soon gagged me 754 00:47:22,412 --> 00:47:23,489 and from then on 755 00:47:23,513 --> 00:47:25,791 I was powerless to resist. 756 00:47:25,815 --> 00:47:27,893 You're very good. 757 00:47:27,917 --> 00:47:31,097 But unfortunately for you, you've met your match. 758 00:47:31,121 --> 00:47:32,798 - Emilien? - What now? 759 00:47:32,822 --> 00:47:34,780 Check this out. 760 00:47:41,798 --> 00:47:43,476 Belgian Embassy Fenimore Eugene Tribloulet. 761 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:46,078 Cultural attaché, Belgian Embassy. Since 1996. 762 00:47:46,102 --> 00:47:49,882 Since May 17, 1996, to be precise. 763 00:47:49,906 --> 00:47:52,585 My appointment even got a mention on the RTBF news. 764 00:47:52,609 --> 00:47:55,087 - Is there a phone number? - There. 765 00:47:55,111 --> 00:47:56,589 Call them up. 766 00:47:56,613 --> 00:47:58,275 Action! 767 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,598 Belgian Embassy, how can I help? 768 00:48:05,622 --> 00:48:07,800 Mr. Triboulet, please? 769 00:48:07,824 --> 00:48:10,403 Sorry, he's been away for 3 days. 770 00:48:10,427 --> 00:48:13,806 You don't know where he's gone? 771 00:48:13,830 --> 00:48:15,574 To be honest, no. 772 00:48:15,598 --> 00:48:20,079 He hasn't called in at all and the whole Embassy's worried about him. 773 00:48:20,103 --> 00:48:21,280 He's disappeared? 774 00:48:21,304 --> 00:48:23,983 It seems so. He was in Bruges in Tuesday 775 00:48:24,007 --> 00:48:26,986 and got his car car jacked. 776 00:48:27,010 --> 00:48:29,889 Since then, no news of him. 777 00:48:29,913 --> 00:48:33,680 - Are you a relation? - No. 778 00:48:34,217 --> 00:48:35,895 That's awful. 779 00:48:35,919 --> 00:48:39,186 Thanks, I'll call back. 780 00:48:41,124 --> 00:48:43,151 What a balls-up! 781 00:48:44,627 --> 00:48:46,756 Talk, damn you! 782 00:48:46,830 --> 00:48:49,075 Take it easy! 783 00:48:49,099 --> 00:48:50,976 I have my eye on them. 784 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,979 Don't burn the place down. 785 00:48:54,003 --> 00:48:57,183 Nobody got any clothes for our prisoner? 786 00:48:57,207 --> 00:49:00,974 Check the closet. The boss always keeps spares. 787 00:49:02,212 --> 00:49:05,672 No kidding. He can change 10 times a day. 788 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:08,994 Daniel! Good timing. 789 00:49:09,018 --> 00:49:09,995 Is there a problem? 790 00:49:10,019 --> 00:49:13,388 I'd like it if you could sign the armistice. 791 00:49:27,328 --> 00:49:29,059 Die! 792 00:49:34,001 --> 00:49:35,766 Get lost! 793 00:49:36,402 --> 00:49:38,360 Check this out. 794 00:49:42,506 --> 00:49:43,684 Great! 795 00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:47,566 I'd rather die in glory than surrender in shame. 796 00:49:49,413 --> 00:49:51,576 What's that? 797 00:49:54,118 --> 00:49:57,078 Peace! War's over! 798 00:50:03,726 --> 00:50:05,204 Okay, General? 799 00:50:05,228 --> 00:50:07,960 I'm fine. 800 00:50:08,898 --> 00:50:12,578 I may have lost a battle, but I haven't lost the war. 801 00:50:12,602 --> 00:50:16,582 Can the rematch wait? They have homework to do. 802 00:50:16,606 --> 00:50:19,685 Yes, of course. On Sunday, perhaps. 803 00:50:19,709 --> 00:50:21,186 That's right. The Lord's Day! 804 00:50:21,210 --> 00:50:22,588 He'll be delighted. 805 00:50:22,612 --> 00:50:27,092 And we'll have apple pie. 806 00:50:27,116 --> 00:50:28,594 I'll take care of it. 807 00:50:28,618 --> 00:50:30,986 You two, in the car! 808 00:50:33,321 --> 00:50:36,801 2 quiet hours? You destroyed his living room! 809 00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:39,303 He started it. We wanted to play drafts. 810 00:50:39,327 --> 00:50:41,606 He said only swishes play drafts. 811 00:50:41,630 --> 00:50:44,175 Swishes? He said that? 812 00:50:44,199 --> 00:50:45,876 You know what swishes do? 813 00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:48,379 Sure. It's when you squish flies. 814 00:50:48,403 --> 00:50:52,170 Dad says they never stop swishing at work. 815 00:50:55,710 --> 00:50:59,978 The flies have been bulking up. They're bigger than bees. 816 00:51:01,816 --> 00:51:03,894 He's well-built, your chief. 817 00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:07,098 He's bulky, all right. But it suits you. 818 00:51:07,122 --> 00:51:09,700 Not quite my style, but it'll do. 819 00:51:09,724 --> 00:51:11,602 Better than that diving suit! 820 00:51:11,626 --> 00:51:13,755 For sure. 821 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:21,967 Look at the size of that one! 822 00:51:24,906 --> 00:51:26,284 - What are you on? - Sorry! 823 00:51:26,308 --> 00:51:30,371 There was a fly right there. It was gigantic! 824 00:51:30,812 --> 00:51:34,592 Giant flies and worms, I know. Take some herb tea. 825 00:51:34,616 --> 00:51:36,394 I swear! Where'd it go? 826 00:51:36,418 --> 00:51:39,196 You're compulsive squishers! 827 00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:40,598 You got us wrong. 828 00:51:40,622 --> 00:51:44,302 It's because our chief loves fly-fishing, you see? 829 00:51:44,326 --> 00:51:49,006 It's his birthday soon, so we're collecting for him. 830 00:51:49,030 --> 00:51:51,762 It's a surprise. 831 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,661 Sorry, excuse me. 832 00:51:54,802 --> 00:51:56,880 Can we give you a ride? 833 00:51:56,904 --> 00:52:00,171 No, I'll take a cab. 834 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,871 Goodbye. 835 00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:04,971 Our apologies, huh? 836 00:52:10,317 --> 00:52:12,295 - Denial, are you here? - Is Emilien done? 837 00:52:12,319 --> 00:52:14,197 Another hour. 838 00:52:14,221 --> 00:52:17,500 Tell him I'll get the pizzas and meet him at mine. 839 00:52:17,524 --> 00:52:18,901 Okay, I'll tell him. 840 00:52:18,925 --> 00:52:20,758 - Bye. - Thanks. 841 00:52:29,302 --> 00:52:32,081 Fine timing! I need a means of transport. 842 00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,783 Where can I transport you? 843 00:52:33,807 --> 00:52:35,484 4, Mediterranean Square. 844 00:52:35,508 --> 00:52:36,285 Nice address. 845 00:52:36,309 --> 00:52:38,387 - Can I ask a favour? - Your wishes... 846 00:52:38,411 --> 00:52:40,790 I know you go at your own pace here 847 00:52:40,814 --> 00:52:43,092 because the sun makes you sleepy, 848 00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:45,294 but the surs gone down, 849 00:52:45,318 --> 00:52:47,096 so I don't want to see the sights. 850 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,098 Would you kindly floor it to make the transport brief? 851 00:52:49,122 --> 00:52:51,601 Get it? Transport, port? 852 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:54,103 Marseille port? 853 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:55,104 Not bad, huh? 854 00:52:55,128 --> 00:52:57,807 Belt up, smart ass! 855 00:52:57,831 --> 00:52:59,755 I beg your pardon. 856 00:53:01,201 --> 00:53:04,280 - Gross! - That stinks! 857 00:53:04,304 --> 00:53:06,582 I apologize. 858 00:53:06,606 --> 00:53:08,871 You got it all over me! 859 00:53:19,412 --> 00:53:20,889 Have fun in Marseille! 860 00:53:20,913 --> 00:53:22,678 Goodbye, ma'am. 861 00:53:34,123 --> 00:53:37,403 Delta 1. The sardine's in the tin. 862 00:53:37,427 --> 00:53:39,004 Over to you, Delta 3. 863 00:53:39,028 --> 00:53:40,952 10/4. Cast the bait. 864 00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:45,277 Here goes! 865 00:53:45,301 --> 00:53:47,579 It beats that greasy outfit that stank of sardines. 866 00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:50,082 - You got the gear? - Everything. 867 00:53:50,106 --> 00:53:51,283 And the specialist? 868 00:53:51,307 --> 00:53:55,287 It wasn't easy finding good help here. Actually... 869 00:53:55,311 --> 00:53:58,190 Serge! I didn't ask how great you were, 870 00:53:58,214 --> 00:54:00,092 but if you found a specialist. 871 00:54:00,116 --> 00:54:00,893 The best! 872 00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:03,295 Let me be the judge of that. 873 00:54:03,319 --> 00:54:06,483 Sure. I said you'd want to see for yourself. 874 00:54:07,423 --> 00:54:09,450 That's him now! 875 00:54:22,404 --> 00:54:24,082 Kiss or shake hands? 876 00:54:24,106 --> 00:54:26,371 I prefer a kiss. 877 00:54:28,010 --> 00:54:30,674 In Belgium, it's 3 times. 878 00:54:32,614 --> 00:54:34,492 I'm honoured to work for you. 879 00:54:34,516 --> 00:54:36,694 - You know my work? - "Work" is too ugly. 880 00:54:36,718 --> 00:54:39,397 I prefer the word "deeds". 881 00:54:39,421 --> 00:54:40,799 She's good! 882 00:54:40,823 --> 00:54:42,200 When do we begin? 883 00:54:42,224 --> 00:54:45,203 Not so fast. I like flattery, 884 00:54:45,227 --> 00:54:48,858 but I have a little test for you. 885 00:54:49,298 --> 00:54:52,177 I'll close my eyes and you must try, 886 00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:56,381 if you can, to take something without me noticing. 887 00:54:56,405 --> 00:54:59,069 You have one minute! 888 00:54:59,908 --> 00:55:01,886 I reset it. 889 00:55:01,910 --> 00:55:03,868 It was a minute slow. 890 00:55:04,513 --> 00:55:07,780 - She's really good. - Is she in-house? 891 00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:17,199 We've been through all the regions. He's not interested. 892 00:55:17,223 --> 00:55:19,301 There's only one solution. 893 00:55:19,325 --> 00:55:22,250 - Here's the doc. - Where's the bear? 894 00:55:25,198 --> 00:55:27,176 His nose is dry. 895 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,679 He's not a bear. He got a dose of bear tranquillizer. 896 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:34,266 I thought I'd never seen one like him. 897 00:55:35,007 --> 00:55:36,885 I have an antidote. 898 00:55:36,909 --> 00:55:40,589 It's for elephants, but it works on bears. 899 00:55:40,613 --> 00:55:42,090 Are you sure about this? 900 00:55:42,114 --> 00:55:43,592 It's a question of aiming 901 00:55:43,616 --> 00:55:48,476 just above the trunk between the eyes. 902 00:55:50,122 --> 00:55:52,601 I'm right here, chief. 903 00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:53,702 What's wrong with him? 904 00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:55,404 It's normal. 905 00:55:55,428 --> 00:55:58,456 He needs to stay in his basket. 906 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:04,178 I must have dozed off. What time is it? 907 00:56:04,202 --> 00:56:05,179 5 past 12. 908 00:56:05,203 --> 00:56:08,182 That explains it. I could eat a horse. 909 00:56:08,206 --> 00:56:09,383 You want pizza? 910 00:56:09,407 --> 00:56:11,285 - I wouldn't say no. - Coming up. 911 00:56:11,309 --> 00:56:14,989 I had an absurd dream and you were in it. 912 00:56:15,013 --> 00:56:20,094 You let the Belgian bamboozle you and he walked free. 913 00:56:20,118 --> 00:56:23,998 I have some weird dreams sometimes. 914 00:56:24,022 --> 00:56:26,390 This can't be... 915 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,656 Emilien? 916 00:56:49,413 --> 00:56:53,093 You won't believe what happened. 917 00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:55,495 - You got fired? - You know? 918 00:56:55,519 --> 00:56:57,697 You get fired once a month. 919 00:56:57,721 --> 00:56:59,299 This time it's serious. 920 00:56:59,323 --> 00:57:01,000 Remember public enemy No. 1? 921 00:57:01,024 --> 00:57:02,702 The guy transferred via Marseille? 922 00:57:02,726 --> 00:57:04,103 - And? - I let him walk free. 923 00:57:04,127 --> 00:57:05,305 - This can't be true. L- No. 924 00:57:05,329 --> 00:57:07,774 I mean, he escaped. I'm such an idiot! 925 00:57:07,798 --> 00:57:09,275 A real numbskull! 926 00:57:09,299 --> 00:57:11,878 It's not just my skull. All over. 927 00:57:11,902 --> 00:57:14,080 I just keep messing up. 928 00:57:14,104 --> 00:57:16,783 I could write a dictionary of stupidity. 929 00:57:16,807 --> 00:57:18,084 Don't exaggerate. 930 00:57:18,108 --> 00:57:21,387 You bag some biggies. The Santa gang? China Girl? 931 00:57:21,411 --> 00:57:23,676 That was just luck! 932 00:57:23,914 --> 00:57:25,491 I'm useless. 933 00:57:25,515 --> 00:57:28,494 Gibert was right to take my badge. I don't deserve it. 934 00:57:28,518 --> 00:57:30,296 Same goes for most cops. 935 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,799 I became a cop for my Dad's sake. 936 00:57:32,823 --> 00:57:35,001 It was his dying wish. 937 00:57:35,025 --> 00:57:39,505 It's tough, but at least you tried. 938 00:57:39,529 --> 00:57:41,362 Yeah, you're right. 939 00:57:41,698 --> 00:57:45,478 It's time to move on. Do something I want to do. 940 00:57:45,502 --> 00:57:48,281 That's a positive attitude. 941 00:57:48,305 --> 00:57:50,783 What do you want to do? 942 00:57:50,807 --> 00:57:54,087 That's the problem. I like my job. 943 00:57:54,111 --> 00:57:55,988 It's the best in the world. 944 00:57:56,012 --> 00:57:59,492 I see. You really are in the shit. 945 00:57:59,516 --> 00:58:01,894 If only I could find the Belgian. 946 00:58:01,918 --> 00:58:03,796 I'd get my badge back. 947 00:58:03,820 --> 00:58:05,498 - What Belgian? - The perp. He's Belgian. 948 00:58:05,522 --> 00:58:08,652 Big mouth? Fisherman? 949 00:58:09,926 --> 00:58:11,904 Exactly. 950 00:58:11,928 --> 00:58:12,805 Have you seen him? 951 00:58:12,829 --> 00:58:15,074 I picked him up outside the station. 952 00:58:15,098 --> 00:58:17,677 That's him. He said he'd take a cab. 953 00:58:17,701 --> 00:58:19,278 Pretty spectacular escape. 954 00:58:19,302 --> 00:58:21,080 Was the police band playing? 955 00:58:21,104 --> 00:58:23,082 Do you remember where he went? 956 00:58:23,106 --> 00:58:26,771 - Of course. - You're a genius! 957 00:58:28,311 --> 00:58:29,689 - Emilien? - Why? 958 00:58:29,713 --> 00:58:31,876 What about the kids? 959 00:58:32,916 --> 00:58:36,285 Shit! The kids. You got an idea? 960 00:58:38,021 --> 00:58:41,300 Is it Sunday already? 961 00:58:41,324 --> 00:58:42,301 Sure it is. 962 00:58:42,325 --> 00:58:44,404 Here are the kids, I'll get the pie. 963 00:58:44,428 --> 00:58:47,956 Fine. I'll put the oven on. 964 00:58:56,006 --> 00:58:59,285 - You're sure it's here? - Yes. No. 4. 965 00:58:59,309 --> 00:59:01,487 We need to check they're still here. 966 00:59:01,511 --> 00:59:03,089 They are. 967 00:59:03,113 --> 00:59:04,791 Are you sure? It looks empty. 968 00:59:04,815 --> 00:59:09,675 They're asleep like everybody else, except us two fools. 969 00:59:11,121 --> 00:59:13,682 Does that mean that I am not normal? 970 00:59:13,924 --> 00:59:15,802 And their car's still there. 971 00:59:15,826 --> 00:59:19,605 You'd have made a good cop. Is that a compliment? 972 00:59:19,629 --> 00:59:22,675 Sure. As a kid, you must have played cops and robbers. 973 00:59:22,699 --> 00:59:24,677 Sure, but I was always on the other team. 974 00:59:24,701 --> 00:59:26,479 If we have work to do tomorrow, I'll get some sleep. 975 00:59:26,503 --> 00:59:30,168 Go ahead. I'll keep an eye on them. 976 00:59:42,118 --> 00:59:44,281 Emilien? 977 00:59:46,523 --> 00:59:48,301 Sorry, I dozed off. 978 00:59:48,325 --> 00:59:52,505 We have coffee, Quick Burgers, 979 00:59:52,529 --> 00:59:53,306 cheeseburgers, pies... Yogurt. 980 00:59:53,330 --> 00:59:54,373 You had that in the car? 981 00:59:54,397 --> 00:59:56,275 I bought it. 982 00:59:56,299 --> 00:59:58,778 You mean no one was watching the house? 983 00:59:58,802 --> 01:00:02,381 I was supposed to sleep while you kept watch. 984 01:00:02,405 --> 01:00:04,383 Your snoring kept me awake. 985 01:00:04,407 --> 01:00:05,380 Maybe they took off? 986 01:00:05,392 --> 01:00:06,486 They didn't take off. 987 01:00:06,510 --> 01:00:08,688 The car's still there. 988 01:00:08,712 --> 01:00:11,591 Another arrived an hour ago with 2 guys in it. 989 01:00:11,615 --> 01:00:13,092 Why didn't you wake me? 990 01:00:13,116 --> 01:00:15,995 You sleeping gives me a break. Even if you snore. 991 01:00:16,019 --> 01:00:18,785 They're coming out. 992 01:00:20,924 --> 01:00:22,101 There's the Belgian! 993 01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:24,804 It's not him. Mine was a lot younger. 994 01:00:24,828 --> 01:00:27,106 He's in disguise! 995 01:00:27,130 --> 01:00:29,964 Look, his moustache is dropping off. 996 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:32,578 Why'd he get dressed up to leave his own house? 997 01:00:32,602 --> 01:00:34,880 Maybe because the cops are after him. 998 01:00:34,904 --> 01:00:36,965 Absolutely right. 999 01:00:37,106 --> 01:00:40,066 There's something familiar about the girl. 1000 01:00:47,016 --> 01:00:48,576 Never saw her before. 1001 01:01:18,707 --> 01:01:21,371 - Where are they going? - Guess. 1002 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,400 Monaco! Banks all over. Heaven for a guy like him. 1003 01:01:36,424 --> 01:01:37,801 A tax haven, you mean. 1004 01:01:37,825 --> 01:01:42,406 Tell me about it. We'd just love to access some vaults here. 1005 01:01:42,430 --> 01:01:44,374 Shall I ask the Belgian to help? 1006 01:01:44,398 --> 01:01:46,877 After all you did for him, he owes you. 1007 01:01:46,901 --> 01:01:48,768 Cut it out! 1008 01:01:57,811 --> 01:02:00,179 Here we go... 1009 01:02:00,413 --> 01:02:02,075 He's chosen one. 1010 01:02:10,624 --> 01:02:12,301 Royal Bank of Belgium. 1011 01:02:12,325 --> 01:02:13,803 He must be homesick. 1012 01:02:13,827 --> 01:02:15,705 They're gonna hold it up? 1013 01:02:15,729 --> 01:02:17,473 They're not playing boules. 1014 01:02:17,497 --> 01:02:18,274 I'll call Gibert. 1015 01:02:18,298 --> 01:02:21,077 Shouldn't you wait to have some proof? 1016 01:02:21,101 --> 01:02:23,179 No sweat! We'll get the proof later. 1017 01:02:23,203 --> 01:02:24,380 Chief? It's Emilien. 1018 01:02:24,404 --> 01:02:27,083 I've got the Belgian. I've spotted him at least. 1019 01:02:27,107 --> 01:02:29,685 I know I'm not a cop any more. 1020 01:02:29,709 --> 01:02:32,771 I was taking a walk 1021 01:02:33,113 --> 01:02:35,276 and I saw him enter a bank. 1022 01:02:35,415 --> 01:02:39,683 They're not playing boules. It's the RBB in Monaco. 1023 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,784 I know it's far. I'll try to tie them up. 1024 01:02:43,223 --> 01:02:45,301 - He's on his way. - Great! 1025 01:02:45,325 --> 01:02:47,852 The joker vs. Scooby-Doo. 1026 01:02:48,327 --> 01:02:50,806 Can I help you? 1027 01:02:50,830 --> 01:02:52,875 I'm here to see my son, Edouard. 1028 01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:54,376 You're Triboulet's father? 1029 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,578 - That's right. - He'll be so pleased. 1030 01:02:56,602 --> 01:02:58,480 2nd floor, room 115. 1031 01:02:58,504 --> 01:03:00,371 Thank you. 1032 01:03:00,506 --> 01:03:03,466 This way. They're friendly here. 1033 01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:07,176 Come in. 1034 01:03:08,915 --> 01:03:10,292 Dad? 1035 01:03:10,316 --> 01:03:12,294 Idiot! Dad died 4 years ago. 1036 01:03:12,318 --> 01:03:14,296 He'd be ashamed of you 1037 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,398 for changing names. 1038 01:03:16,422 --> 01:03:18,380 Brother... 1039 01:03:18,424 --> 01:03:19,661 I thought you were in prison. 1040 01:03:19,673 --> 01:03:20,402 Not this week. 1041 01:03:20,426 --> 01:03:23,005 Prison is like a country home. 1042 01:03:23,029 --> 01:03:25,260 I go there to rest up. 1043 01:03:29,902 --> 01:03:32,964 Let's have a look at you. 1044 01:03:33,306 --> 01:03:35,884 Still that stupid haircut. You never change! 1045 01:03:35,908 --> 01:03:38,887 Girls like men with hair that's virile. 1046 01:03:38,911 --> 01:03:40,676 A bit like me. 1047 01:03:41,314 --> 01:03:42,891 You're still single? 1048 01:03:42,915 --> 01:03:44,976 Yes. 1049 01:04:19,106 --> 01:04:21,084 Delta 1 in position. 1050 01:04:21,108 --> 01:04:23,669 10/4, Delta 2. 1051 01:04:25,512 --> 01:04:27,791 The girl's going in. 1052 01:04:27,815 --> 01:04:30,877 I know I've seen her before. 1053 01:04:31,619 --> 01:04:32,796 I'm going in. 1054 01:04:32,820 --> 01:04:34,998 Fine, Delta 2. Got you on visual. 1055 01:04:35,022 --> 01:04:38,902 It's heating up. What if I take a discreet look? 1056 01:04:38,926 --> 01:04:41,204 You don't do discreet. 1057 01:04:41,228 --> 01:04:43,960 We sit tight and wait for Scooby-Doo. 1058 01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:47,577 Welcome! 1059 01:04:47,601 --> 01:04:51,164 I'm opening an account with Mr. Triboulet. 1060 01:04:52,206 --> 01:04:54,369 I'll call him for you. 1061 01:05:00,514 --> 01:05:02,882 Go on, answer it. 1062 01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:07,197 - It's a client? - Go down. 1063 01:05:07,221 --> 01:05:09,099 I won't get in your way. 1064 01:05:09,123 --> 01:05:10,900 I'll be right down. 1065 01:05:10,924 --> 01:05:12,757 Right away. 1066 01:05:13,427 --> 01:05:16,773 Give me the keys. I'll go instead of you. 1067 01:05:16,797 --> 01:05:20,166 I only have the keys to empty boxes. 1068 01:05:21,802 --> 01:05:23,880 I open accounts. 1069 01:05:23,904 --> 01:05:26,169 That's good. Me, too. 1070 01:05:30,811 --> 01:05:34,271 Sorry to keep you waiting, Countess. This way, please. 1071 01:05:38,419 --> 01:05:40,878 - Open up. - Yes, Mr. Triboulet. 1072 01:05:47,828 --> 01:05:50,162 After you, Countess. 1073 01:06:04,812 --> 01:06:06,975 Good job! 1074 01:06:07,614 --> 01:06:09,572 It's all yours, Countess. 1075 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:16,386 Where'd you like to start? 1076 01:06:17,424 --> 01:06:18,201 That wall. 1077 01:06:18,225 --> 01:06:21,458 On that wall, we have No. 82. How's that suit you? 1078 01:06:22,029 --> 01:06:23,760 Perfectly. 1079 01:06:37,610 --> 01:06:39,188 Are they biting? 1080 01:06:39,212 --> 01:06:41,490 I'm tracking the alarm connections. 1081 01:06:41,514 --> 01:06:44,093 I have to deactivate them 1082 01:06:44,117 --> 01:06:46,095 or it'll go off in Security. 1083 01:06:46,119 --> 01:06:48,397 She blows me away. 1084 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:52,201 No kidding! How about some food? I'm starving. 1085 01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:54,149 I'll go find something. 1086 01:07:02,402 --> 01:07:04,981 What's Gibert up to? It's been an hour. 1087 01:07:05,005 --> 01:07:07,383 - I've spoilt you. - That's true. 1088 01:07:07,407 --> 01:07:10,386 And an hour to open an account? 1089 01:07:10,410 --> 01:07:12,471 Or several accounts. 1090 01:07:13,413 --> 01:07:15,491 Here's the list of boxes. 1091 01:07:15,515 --> 01:07:18,394 It'll take a while. Grab a coffee. 1092 01:07:18,418 --> 01:07:20,285 A coffee? 1093 01:07:36,603 --> 01:07:40,082 The Free Belgian? Pretty classy. 1094 01:07:40,106 --> 01:07:42,565 At your Majesty's service. 1095 01:07:51,918 --> 01:07:53,396 First box open. 1096 01:07:53,420 --> 01:07:55,981 Keep going, Delta 2. 1097 01:08:09,202 --> 01:08:10,179 What? 1098 01:08:10,203 --> 01:08:14,183 A guy in a suit gets into a van at 9 a.m. Is that normal? 1099 01:08:14,207 --> 01:08:16,786 A Dutch guy getting back from a club. 1100 01:08:16,810 --> 01:08:20,089 Loaded up with food, when the van sells Fries? 1101 01:08:20,113 --> 01:08:22,091 Maybe his suck. 1102 01:08:22,115 --> 01:08:23,893 Smart ass. 1103 01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:26,080 That's why I'm a cop. 1104 01:08:38,526 --> 01:08:41,104 Just five left. I need info. 1105 01:08:41,128 --> 01:08:43,359 OK, hold tight a second. 1106 01:08:48,502 --> 01:08:50,781 Number 107. Box 107. 1107 01:08:50,805 --> 01:08:53,673 - 1-0-7. - 10/4. 1108 01:09:01,315 --> 01:09:03,979 - A black notebook? - Affirmative. 1109 01:09:08,422 --> 01:09:10,801 - You gave me a fright? - How's it going? 1110 01:09:10,825 --> 01:09:13,003 - Just five left. - Let's move it! 1111 01:09:13,027 --> 01:09:14,951 Of course. 1112 01:09:18,099 --> 01:09:19,076 Are you done? 1113 01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:21,178 Getting there. 1114 01:09:21,202 --> 01:09:24,681 His head's smaller than yours, boss. The wig keeps slipping. 1115 01:09:24,705 --> 01:09:26,983 Stop getting there and get him out. 1116 01:09:27,007 --> 01:09:28,085 Dumb head! 1117 01:09:28,109 --> 01:09:31,588 Stop getting there and get your moustache on. 1118 01:09:31,612 --> 01:09:33,390 I got yelled at. 1119 01:09:33,414 --> 01:09:34,591 - Really? - I'm true. 1120 01:09:34,615 --> 01:09:37,094 Stopped for lunch? 1121 01:09:37,118 --> 01:09:39,076 Wouldn't surprise me. 1122 01:09:40,321 --> 01:09:42,188 Look! 1123 01:09:43,224 --> 01:09:45,001 We're gonna lose him! 1124 01:09:45,025 --> 01:09:46,002 What? 1125 01:09:46,026 --> 01:09:49,306 He's leaving disguised as an old man. Where are you? 1126 01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:52,476 The driver's asking for directions. 1127 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:55,278 But people here run away when they see a cop. 1128 01:09:55,302 --> 01:09:59,570 And the GPS is on the fritz. It says "Maubeuge". 1129 01:10:00,508 --> 01:10:02,986 - And now? - Straight to the beach. 1130 01:10:03,010 --> 01:10:05,388 Watch the sea and count to 100,000. 1131 01:10:05,412 --> 01:10:07,090 - OK, fine. - See ya, sucker! 1132 01:10:07,114 --> 01:10:10,193 You're gonna miss him. He's walking away. 1133 01:10:10,217 --> 01:10:12,482 - It's right there. - Really? 1134 01:10:14,021 --> 01:10:16,753 What's he wearing? 1135 01:10:26,099 --> 01:10:28,878 - What do we do? - It's the wrong one. 1136 01:10:28,902 --> 01:10:30,279 I'm not him! 1137 01:10:30,303 --> 01:10:33,182 I'm not me, either. Take him in! 1138 01:10:33,206 --> 01:10:35,084 I swear I'm not! 1139 01:10:35,108 --> 01:10:37,387 - Emilien? - Yes, chief? 1140 01:10:37,411 --> 01:10:40,289 Meet me at the office. I have your badge. 1141 01:10:40,313 --> 01:10:41,991 Thanks, chief. 1142 01:10:42,015 --> 01:10:43,780 Hear that? It's great news! 1143 01:10:43,817 --> 01:10:47,296 All thanks to you. How can I thank you? 1144 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,698 This stinks. 1145 01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:51,401 No, he's sorry. He knows I'm a good cop. 1146 01:10:51,425 --> 01:10:53,403 Not that. The Belgian. 1147 01:10:53,427 --> 01:10:56,005 6 of them in 2 cars with bags. 1148 01:10:56,029 --> 01:10:58,074 And only two come out. On foot. 1149 01:10:58,098 --> 01:11:00,659 How'd you explain that one? 1150 01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:03,579 Nope, that one's tough. 1151 01:11:03,603 --> 01:11:06,282 And the old guy's limp was different. 1152 01:11:06,306 --> 01:11:08,084 Yeah, I noticed that, too. 1153 01:11:08,108 --> 01:11:11,687 He maybe fell down some stairs. Old folks often do. 1154 01:11:11,711 --> 01:11:13,976 It wasn't the same guy. 1155 01:11:14,614 --> 01:11:15,892 Really? 1156 01:11:15,916 --> 01:11:19,285 If that wasn't the Belgian, where is he? 1157 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,984 Look! 1158 01:11:25,025 --> 01:11:26,602 What a balls-up! 1159 01:11:26,626 --> 01:11:29,705 I'll go a different way. Meet you at the house. 1160 01:11:29,729 --> 01:11:32,275 No way! We're in this together. 1161 01:11:32,299 --> 01:11:35,778 Anyway, now I'm rich and single. 1162 01:11:35,802 --> 01:11:37,965 Sounds tempting. 1163 01:11:38,405 --> 01:11:40,082 He won't let her go. 1164 01:11:40,106 --> 01:11:43,066 - We follow them? - In your fries van? 1165 01:11:45,312 --> 01:11:46,689 What are you waiting for? 1166 01:11:46,713 --> 01:11:48,391 Giving them a start's more fun. 1167 01:11:48,415 --> 01:11:52,182 This is no time for jokes. Let's go! 1168 01:12:11,799 --> 01:12:13,277 They're going slow! 1169 01:12:13,301 --> 01:12:16,580 Makes a change to admire the countryside. 1170 01:12:16,604 --> 01:12:18,382 They'll see us. 1171 01:12:18,406 --> 01:12:21,070 We're less obvious than the van. 1172 01:12:21,909 --> 01:12:23,487 Who are those guys? 1173 01:12:23,511 --> 01:12:26,190 Monaco's caviar, not fries. 1174 01:12:26,214 --> 01:12:29,793 When he saw Belgian plates, he thought he'd get a sale. 1175 01:12:29,817 --> 01:12:33,197 Cut out the jokes! I'm in deep shit here. 1176 01:12:33,221 --> 01:12:35,399 Why? You got your card back. 1177 01:12:35,423 --> 01:12:39,657 You think so? Gibert'll find out it's the wrong Belgian. 1178 01:12:40,428 --> 01:12:43,373 I'm Edouard Triboulet of the Royal Bank of Belgium. 1179 01:12:43,397 --> 01:12:47,255 And I'm Hercule Poirot. Where did we get to? 1180 01:12:47,902 --> 01:12:48,879 No. 77, chief. 1181 01:12:48,903 --> 01:12:50,981 That's Seine-et-Marne. 1182 01:12:51,005 --> 01:12:54,169 A beautiful region, you'll see. 1183 01:12:54,509 --> 01:12:56,286 Worth a visit? 1184 01:12:56,310 --> 01:12:58,789 Let's try again. Full name? 1185 01:12:58,813 --> 01:13:02,192 I'm Edouard... 1186 01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:05,195 We're running out of regions, chief. 1187 01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:07,898 We can move onto my encyclopedia in 22 volumes. 1188 01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:10,000 I'm not so sure... 1189 01:13:10,024 --> 01:13:14,204 I was thinking. He's Belgian, 1190 01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:17,274 so we could try another method. 1191 01:13:17,298 --> 01:13:20,177 - If you see what I mean? - Good thinking! 1192 01:13:20,201 --> 01:13:22,980 - Everybody out! - No! 1193 01:13:23,004 --> 01:13:24,681 Please, don't leave me alone with him! 1194 01:13:24,705 --> 01:13:28,165 Please, stay! 1195 01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:34,591 So, you're Belgian? 1196 01:13:34,615 --> 01:13:37,074 Yes, from Brussels. 1197 01:13:41,722 --> 01:13:44,201 Jacques Brel? Wasn't a Belgian? 1198 01:13:44,225 --> 01:13:47,004 Yes, a great man. A hero. 1199 01:13:47,028 --> 01:13:49,259 Let's hear the hero. 1200 01:14:05,813 --> 01:14:07,891 Beautiful, isn't it? 1201 01:14:07,915 --> 01:14:11,375 - Wonderful. - Even better like that! 1202 01:14:11,819 --> 01:14:13,597 Not that! Mercy! 1203 01:14:13,621 --> 01:14:17,548 Stop! 1204 01:14:19,727 --> 01:14:22,206 Not that! 1205 01:14:22,230 --> 01:14:23,874 Full name? 1206 01:14:23,898 --> 01:14:26,176 Help! 1207 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,364 - Tough cookie! - Regions are easier. 1208 01:14:39,207 --> 01:14:41,165 Shit! 1209 01:14:41,309 --> 01:14:44,075 The fryer's frazzled. 1210 01:14:50,115 --> 01:14:51,192 We're not going to the house? 1211 01:14:51,216 --> 01:14:53,394 We have to do more thing first. 1212 01:14:53,418 --> 01:14:55,285 Call the Colombian. 1213 01:15:03,228 --> 01:15:04,772 The Belgian for you. 1214 01:15:04,796 --> 01:15:05,974 You're out? 1215 01:15:05,998 --> 01:15:09,561 I can send you down for years. 1216 01:15:10,202 --> 01:15:11,179 Talk. 1217 01:15:11,203 --> 01:15:13,281 Know the Royal Bank of Belgium? 1218 01:15:13,305 --> 01:15:14,182 Go on! 1219 01:15:14,206 --> 01:15:17,575 The notebook in your box is in my hands. 1220 01:15:18,610 --> 01:15:21,489 You drown in your fine pool? 1221 01:15:21,513 --> 01:15:23,791 - What do you want? - Not much. 1222 01:15:23,815 --> 01:15:27,878 You have 10 minutes to get on your yacht and go home. 1223 01:15:29,721 --> 01:15:33,852 Bingo! I just bought a shack you'll like. 1224 01:16:06,117 --> 01:16:07,494 I love it! 1225 01:16:07,518 --> 01:16:09,897 I came here once to see the Colombian 1226 01:16:09,921 --> 01:16:12,687 and I fell in love with the place. 1227 01:16:15,927 --> 01:16:18,352 He refused to sell. 1228 01:16:19,997 --> 01:16:22,365 Come on, I'll show you paradise. 1229 01:16:27,305 --> 01:16:29,383 Check that out! Amazing! 1230 01:16:29,407 --> 01:16:31,274 Follow me. 1231 01:16:40,718 --> 01:16:43,586 What did I tell you? Paradise! 1232 01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:57,678 Fresh, natural produce, see? 1233 01:16:57,702 --> 01:17:01,367 Not like the flour you get in the city. 1234 01:17:01,706 --> 01:17:05,185 You turned me on in the bank, popping open those boxes. 1235 01:17:05,209 --> 01:17:07,788 Eugene, isn't this a bit sudden? 1236 01:17:07,812 --> 01:17:09,690 No time to lose, kid. 1237 01:17:09,714 --> 01:17:11,892 In our line of work, you gotta act fast. 1238 01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:15,696 Any moment, we could both be dead. Make the most of it. 1239 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:16,966 You're right, Eugene... 1240 01:17:16,978 --> 01:17:17,998 Call me Fenimore. 1241 01:17:18,022 --> 01:17:22,302 Give me time to look my best for you. 1242 01:17:22,326 --> 01:17:24,905 Great idea! 1243 01:17:24,929 --> 01:17:27,274 We'll have a candlelit dinner overlooking the sea. 1244 01:17:27,298 --> 01:17:29,359 That would be perfect. 1245 01:17:31,102 --> 01:17:32,980 Be right back... 1246 01:17:33,004 --> 01:17:35,269 Fenimore. 1247 01:17:39,210 --> 01:17:42,389 Delta 1, get me out of here. The heat's on. 1248 01:17:42,413 --> 01:17:44,191 How soon can you be here? 1249 01:17:44,215 --> 01:17:45,392 Hold on. 1250 01:17:45,416 --> 01:17:47,294 How long will it take to repair? 1251 01:17:47,318 --> 01:17:50,497 Son, you're looking at 2-3 days. 1252 01:17:50,521 --> 01:17:54,254 Delta 2, I'm sending reinforcements. 1253 01:17:57,828 --> 01:17:58,906 What are you doing? 1254 01:17:58,930 --> 01:18:00,854 Calling up reinforcements. 1255 01:18:03,301 --> 01:18:06,079 We did it! The Belgian confessed. 1256 01:18:06,103 --> 01:18:09,182 - He confessed? - Everything. 1257 01:18:09,206 --> 01:18:11,184 We couldn't stop him. 1258 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,186 We also took the opportunity to close some other cases. 1259 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:16,490 He's going down so long, he'll never know. 1260 01:18:16,514 --> 01:18:17,891 That's not the right Belgian. 1261 01:18:17,915 --> 01:18:18,992 How come? 1262 01:18:19,016 --> 01:18:20,694 He was a decoy. 1263 01:18:20,718 --> 01:18:21,995 The real one was still in the bank. 1264 01:18:22,019 --> 01:18:24,197 So where's the real Belgian now? 1265 01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:27,701 I tailed him to the Colombian's villa outside Cannes. 1266 01:18:27,725 --> 01:18:31,004 Both of them together. The arrest of the century! 1267 01:18:31,028 --> 01:18:34,056 Red alert! 1268 01:18:40,705 --> 01:18:42,082 You look sublime, darling. 1269 01:18:42,106 --> 01:18:44,685 And you... White suits you. 1270 01:18:44,709 --> 01:18:48,989 You think so? I like white. 1271 01:18:49,013 --> 01:18:51,574 I like white a lot, but I prefer champagne. 1272 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,298 - Gunshots? - Just the one so far. 1273 01:18:58,322 --> 01:19:01,201 Believe me, a gunshot never goes out alone. 1274 01:19:01,225 --> 01:19:02,102 What are you doing? 1275 01:19:02,126 --> 01:19:04,705 Setting up a forward position. 1276 01:19:04,729 --> 01:19:06,273 You play best at the back. 1277 01:19:06,297 --> 01:19:09,276 It's just to get an idea of the topography. 1278 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,979 Facilitate the special forces' entry. 1279 01:19:12,003 --> 01:19:13,780 Put that in your ear. 1280 01:19:13,804 --> 01:19:16,263 You'll know where I'm at. 1281 01:19:23,714 --> 01:19:26,082 This will end in pain. 1282 01:19:27,218 --> 01:19:29,279 To us! 1283 01:19:39,997 --> 01:19:44,277 I can't climb the wall, but there's a post. 1284 01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:47,380 And a branch leading straight in. 1285 01:19:47,404 --> 01:19:50,784 Amazing they didn't saw that off. 1286 01:19:50,808 --> 01:19:53,267 Shit! They did! 1287 01:19:55,913 --> 01:19:58,892 That's topography brought to you by Emilien. 1288 01:19:58,916 --> 01:20:01,181 Let's dance. 1289 01:20:17,801 --> 01:20:19,479 What a couple we make! 1290 01:20:19,503 --> 01:20:23,283 Fire and ice. My guile, your professionalism. 1291 01:20:23,307 --> 01:20:25,785 Striking fear across the land. 1292 01:20:25,809 --> 01:20:30,373 I'd be your Clyde. You'd be my Bonnie. 1293 01:20:30,414 --> 01:20:31,491 Are we dancing or kissing? 1294 01:20:31,515 --> 01:20:33,193 A bit of both? 1295 01:20:33,217 --> 01:20:36,177 Or I'll think you're a mole. 1296 01:20:42,426 --> 01:20:44,905 Did nobody teach you to knock? 1297 01:20:44,929 --> 01:20:48,775 Sorry, boss. Look what fell out of the sky. 1298 01:20:48,799 --> 01:20:50,377 The little Marseille cop. 1299 01:20:50,401 --> 01:20:53,280 Inspector. But you'll get me promotion. 1300 01:20:53,304 --> 01:20:56,172 Hands up! You're under arrest. 1301 01:20:57,308 --> 01:20:58,985 You got balls, coming here with your pop gun, 1302 01:20:59,009 --> 01:21:02,989 to arrest public enemy No. 1 the Flanders Strangler, 1303 01:21:03,013 --> 01:21:06,280 the Benelux Terror. 1304 01:21:07,017 --> 01:21:08,895 The house is surrounded! 1305 01:21:08,919 --> 01:21:09,496 Sure it is. 1306 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,299 Reinforcements! An Armada! 1307 01:21:12,323 --> 01:21:14,201 Helicopters circling overhead! 1308 01:21:14,225 --> 01:21:17,856 Any minute now! 1309 01:21:18,229 --> 01:21:19,924 Fine, we'll wait for them... 1310 01:21:19,936 --> 01:21:21,775 You must be out of your mind! 1311 01:21:21,799 --> 01:21:24,565 And prepare a reception. 1312 01:21:26,804 --> 01:21:29,082 You will pay for your impudence! 1313 01:21:29,106 --> 01:21:29,983 I want him! 1314 01:21:30,007 --> 01:21:32,085 I love tussling with a cop. 1315 01:21:32,109 --> 01:21:33,386 I was on a roll. 1316 01:21:33,410 --> 01:21:36,389 He can be my engagement gift, my pink flamingo. 1317 01:21:36,413 --> 01:21:40,374 No gift could give me greater happiness. 1318 01:21:40,918 --> 01:21:42,796 - Listen, miss! - I'm married! 1319 01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:44,497 I've never hit a woman. 1320 01:21:44,521 --> 01:21:47,549 You should know, I did 8 years of judo. Japanese winger. 1321 01:21:51,528 --> 01:21:53,759 Great! 1322 01:21:57,598 --> 01:22:00,978 If you insist, but I fight fair. 1323 01:22:01,002 --> 01:22:03,180 Keep your eyes open, then! 1324 01:22:03,204 --> 01:22:05,082 Don't worry about me! 1325 01:22:05,106 --> 01:22:07,872 I am worried about you! 1326 01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:11,288 Do I know you? 1327 01:22:11,312 --> 01:22:13,373 Think hard! 1328 01:22:14,816 --> 01:22:17,494 I don't know what it's called, but ouch! 1329 01:22:17,518 --> 01:22:20,978 Hurry, guys, before the topographer's topped. 1330 01:22:23,925 --> 01:22:26,103 You like my fiancee? 1331 01:22:26,127 --> 01:22:28,256 Not my type. 1332 01:22:29,697 --> 01:22:32,657 Maybe if I was blonde. 1333 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:33,577 Petra? 1334 01:22:33,601 --> 01:22:34,878 I knew I knew her. 1335 01:22:34,902 --> 01:22:37,463 About time. 1336 01:22:40,207 --> 01:22:43,576 Here comes Gibert and his big band! 1337 01:22:44,812 --> 01:22:47,490 Maybe if I try the gate... 1338 01:22:47,514 --> 01:22:50,193 Ring the bell while you're at it! 1339 01:22:50,217 --> 01:22:52,796 Surprise is the key ingredient here. 1340 01:22:52,820 --> 01:22:57,054 Our ingenious catapult system helps us hop over the wall. 1341 01:22:59,225 --> 01:23:01,752 The Swedish corkscrew. 1342 01:23:02,028 --> 01:23:04,373 Time to finish him off! 1343 01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:06,560 The death blow! 1344 01:23:06,699 --> 01:23:08,777 I have a knife. Take me hostage. 1345 01:23:08,801 --> 01:23:10,378 Come again? 1346 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:11,980 Turn me round and take me. 1347 01:23:12,004 --> 01:23:14,182 In front of everybody? 1348 01:23:14,206 --> 01:23:15,884 Take me hostage. 1349 01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:17,866 All right. 1350 01:23:18,711 --> 01:23:20,288 He's got a knife! 1351 01:23:20,312 --> 01:23:21,389 Where'd he get that? 1352 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:23,091 I searched him personally. 1353 01:23:23,115 --> 01:23:24,693 Nobody move or she gets it! 1354 01:23:24,717 --> 01:23:25,794 Nobody move. 1355 01:23:25,818 --> 01:23:28,096 Don't worry, I'll handle this. 1356 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:29,698 OK, cop, 1357 01:23:29,722 --> 01:23:32,352 tell me what you want and you'll have it. 1358 01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:37,659 Sure this is a good idea? With no warm-up? 1359 01:23:37,696 --> 01:23:39,874 I am warm. I'm sizzling. 1360 01:23:39,898 --> 01:23:44,679 You're talking to a finalist, Saumur Trampoline Championship, 1971. 1361 01:23:44,703 --> 01:23:46,481 That was long ago! 1362 01:23:46,505 --> 01:23:48,984 It's like riding a bike. You never forget. 1363 01:23:49,008 --> 01:23:51,069 Crank it up! 1364 01:24:03,722 --> 01:24:05,000 Betrayed by technology! 1365 01:24:05,024 --> 01:24:07,002 Check out what's wrong. 1366 01:24:07,026 --> 01:24:09,053 Right away, chief. 1367 01:24:11,997 --> 01:24:13,375 What number are you? 1368 01:24:13,399 --> 01:24:14,976 How do I know! 1369 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,063 I'm last in line. 1370 01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:21,483 The fuse must have blown. 1371 01:24:21,507 --> 01:24:24,185 Trying to lift fatso. 1372 01:24:24,209 --> 01:24:26,167 Got it, chief! 1373 01:24:53,806 --> 01:24:54,783 We have visitors. 1374 01:24:54,807 --> 01:24:57,266 What do we do? 1375 01:24:57,710 --> 01:24:59,668 We go to war! 1376 01:25:06,118 --> 01:25:07,996 Wanna play do ya? 1377 01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:11,048 Wanna roast me? So, come and get me! 1378 01:25:20,499 --> 01:25:23,163 Glad I stayed in the cab. 1379 01:25:28,107 --> 01:25:30,685 I'm No. 1 here! Got that? 1380 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:32,487 Not just in Belgium. The world's public enemy No. 1! 1381 01:25:32,511 --> 01:25:35,573 A few gendarmes don't scare me! 1382 01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:59,361 I'll blow you up a storm. Just watch. 1383 01:26:00,806 --> 01:26:04,266 The gendarme counter-attacks! You're busting my balls! 1384 01:26:05,310 --> 01:26:07,268 And this gendarme... 1385 01:26:07,713 --> 01:26:10,291 is gonna clean up this town 1386 01:26:10,315 --> 01:26:12,774 double-quick! 1387 01:26:30,702 --> 01:26:32,080 Daniel, help! 1388 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:34,369 Ain't that a surprise. 1389 01:26:37,209 --> 01:26:40,271 Who's the No. 1 now? 1390 01:26:51,924 --> 01:26:55,657 That's dangerous. Time for some serious weaponry. 1391 01:26:55,928 --> 01:26:57,672 - He's crazy! - What's he doing? 1392 01:26:57,696 --> 01:27:00,360 Look what I found! 1393 01:27:01,099 --> 01:27:03,178 I only ever saw this in photos. 1394 01:27:03,202 --> 01:27:04,078 Switch on. 1395 01:27:04,102 --> 01:27:06,663 He needs locking up! 1396 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:10,663 I'm gonna waste those scumbags. 1397 01:27:33,499 --> 01:27:35,457 Help! 1398 01:27:58,824 --> 01:28:01,852 It's better in yellow. 1399 01:28:07,799 --> 01:28:09,277 My love! 1400 01:28:09,301 --> 01:28:12,680 To think I didn't recognize you. I nearly hit you. 1401 01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:16,369 Don't worry, I'd have fought back. 1402 01:28:21,013 --> 01:28:23,677 Get a room, will you? 1403 01:28:32,124 --> 01:28:35,103 You're driving me to distraction. 1404 01:28:35,127 --> 01:28:38,553 I know. You're not the only one. 1405 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:44,679 Take me to your leader. 1406 01:28:44,703 --> 01:28:46,570 Excuse me. 1407 01:28:46,805 --> 01:28:48,866 Hi, nice meet to you. 1408 01:28:49,808 --> 01:28:52,086 - Can I ask your rank? - Commander. 1409 01:28:52,110 --> 01:28:53,087 Is that all? 1410 01:28:53,111 --> 01:28:56,090 You look like General material to me. 1411 01:28:56,114 --> 01:28:59,093 Somebody upstairs doesn't like you. 1412 01:28:59,117 --> 01:29:00,795 Leave it to me. 1413 01:29:00,819 --> 01:29:04,299 I know the top brass. 1414 01:29:04,323 --> 01:29:07,302 I give them a lot of business, so they owe me favour or two. 1415 01:29:07,326 --> 01:29:09,404 Let's talk it over in my car. 1416 01:29:09,428 --> 01:29:11,472 With pleasure. 1417 01:29:11,496 --> 01:29:13,174 Take him away! 1418 01:29:13,198 --> 01:29:16,477 You're making a mistake! You'll pay for this! 1419 01:29:16,501 --> 01:29:20,064 Let go of me! 1420 01:29:27,011 --> 01:29:29,389 You steered us through a minefield. 1421 01:29:29,413 --> 01:29:30,691 Thanks, 1422 01:29:30,715 --> 01:29:33,393 but Emilien did all the work. I just drove. 1423 01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:36,196 Actually, the meter's still ticking over. 1424 01:29:36,220 --> 01:29:39,099 I don't get it. You knew he planned a heist? 1425 01:29:39,123 --> 01:29:43,303 Yes, and legally we can't go near those boxes, 1426 01:29:43,327 --> 01:29:46,273 so we let him do it for us. 1427 01:29:46,297 --> 01:29:48,875 Seeing as he's going down anyway. 1428 01:29:48,899 --> 01:29:50,377 Exactly. 1429 01:29:50,401 --> 01:29:52,379 How did you know he'd escape? 1430 01:29:52,403 --> 01:29:55,882 The odds seemed pretty good. 1431 01:29:55,906 --> 01:29:57,864 Oh, yeah? 1432 01:29:58,209 --> 01:30:00,887 So I helped make the operation a success? 1433 01:30:00,911 --> 01:30:03,575 You were just perfect. 1434 01:30:24,519 --> 01:30:26,798 Any news of Gibert? 1435 01:30:26,822 --> 01:30:30,101 We gave him a bottle of downers and he just laughed. 1436 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:34,655 Come on, lads! We'll mash 'em! 1437 01:30:36,298 --> 01:30:37,975 Nice and easy, take them to pieces! 1438 01:30:37,999 --> 01:30:39,877 He's still flying, huh? 1439 01:30:39,901 --> 01:30:42,079 We've tried everything. 1440 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:45,082 He's down to run a marathon. It won't be enough. 1441 01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:48,986 Footwork! Shoot! 1442 01:30:49,010 --> 01:30:51,289 Where'd they get these no-hopers? 1443 01:30:51,313 --> 01:30:54,580 Look at you! It's The March of the Penguins! 1444 01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:01,548 Shoot! 1445 01:31:03,925 --> 01:31:08,072 This isn't a knitting circle! Give the ball hell! 1446 01:31:08,096 --> 01:31:10,259 Look! 1447 01:31:16,505 --> 01:31:22,172 That's not hard, is it? 1448 01:31:22,611 --> 01:31:25,590 Bring it under control and... 1449 01:31:25,614 --> 01:31:29,882 Round and Round! Now, overhead kick! 1450 01:31:32,521 --> 01:31:35,856 Goal in! Goal In! 98994