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Thank you for coming with me.
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I really didn't want to
do this one on my own.
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Well, you don't have to.
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It's you and me, baby.
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And you and me, baby.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Every step of the way.
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Now, I let you have your
fun in the first trimester,
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but from here on out, there's
gonna be no more soft cheeses,
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raw sprouts, or unwashed produce.
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Oh, man.
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Hi, checking in for this hot mama.
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Are you referring to yourself
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or the pregnant lady
you just obstructed?
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[LAUGHING] The obstructed.
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I'm Maya. I'm here for
my twelve noon ultrasound.
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She's here for her twelve noon.
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Ta-da.
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Wow. Just for showing up?
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A square-jawed silver
fox dropped those off.
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- He had this gleaming...
- Sugar beard?
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Yes! And it wrapped around his...
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Country music face?
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Exactly! [CHUCKLES]
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Anyway, he would so love to
be a part of your baby's life.
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"Get your pee on, girl."
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, we have our fun here.
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But we do need your urine.
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Wow, Maya. You really did
a number on Jasper's dad.
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Oh, I would do bad, bad things
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for some unwanted
attention from that man.
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Huh.
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Tinkle time!
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Keep giving me hope
for a better day
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Keep giving me love to find a way
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Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need
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-
Someone to say everything's okay
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Everything's okay
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When was the last time you
even came to visit, Arthur?
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You know Camille doesn't
like me flying over oceans...
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I'm looking after Mom and
Dad and working two jobs
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to support my degenerate son.
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How is Gun-Woo? What is
he, like five years old now?
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He's 15, Arthur.
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- 15!
- Ohh.
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We did send him that train set,
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but I guess he can sell it for crack?
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Is there crack in Korea? I don't know.
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He's not on crack. He's just lazy.
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And he failed out of another school.
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Hey, Uncle Han!
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Uncle Han?
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Uncle Han!
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[SIGHS]
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I can't afford to send
him to boarding school,
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and even if I could, I would...
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Never mind. I'm sure you
guys have your own problems.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS, DOG COOS]
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You know what, Sunny? Your
problems are my problems.
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Camille and me will take
in Lil' Woo for a while.
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Are you serious?
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- What a gift, Arthur.
- Arthur, hang up.
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Yes, baby.
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Did I just hear you commit to something
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without getting my approval?
I couldn't have, right?
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What? [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
No, I-I would never do that.
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[CHUCKLING] LOL.
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[INHALES] I had to.
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Gun-Woo is a teenager,
and I hardly know him.
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Besides, don't you think
helping my at-risk nephew
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might give our lives more meaning?
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I do like the sound of
our lives having meaning.
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Okay, you know what? I'll do it!
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I'll let a member of your
family come stay with us.
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Yessss! So pumped to
parent with you, L of my L.
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[GIGGLES THEN GASPS] Ow!
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- Think fast, bro-tisserie. Ohh.
- Ow.
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- Bro-tato chip. Boom.
- Whoa. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, girl. Top of the morning.
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You want some toast? I could
put some cinnamon on it. Or ghee.
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I know how much you love that
ancient, clarified butter.
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Thanks, but I'm just gonna
hit the "fueling" station.
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FYI, black coffee is "fuel" for writers.
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Whoa.
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You feeling okay?
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"I am. I am. I am."
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Chapter 13, "The Bell Jar."
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[SNAPPING FINGERS]
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Why are you dressed like Mrs. Doubtfire?
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First of all, that film is transphobic.
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Is it for Mr. Dodson?
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[CAR HORN BEEPING]
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That's my cue! So, so long.
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Okay, Mason, who's Dodson?
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Mae's English teacher. Aren't
you supposed to know that?
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Not when there's three of you.
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So, i-is he, like, uh...
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an adult male teacher?
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She's hot for him.
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- What?
- Mae's of age.
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She can do as she pleases.
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What are you do... Don't drink that.
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[GULPS] Ahh.
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[GULPS] Ahh.
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LENA: Let's talk cord blood.
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We gotta bank that umbilical.
Save those stem cells!
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It's costly, but essential.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
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Need I remind you, I know a
thing or three about all this.
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And everything I know is in here.
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The "Baby Bible."
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The answers to all your questions.
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I didn't ask any questions.
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The answers to all my questions.
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Now available, for your reference.
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I feel a little tired now.
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Oh, yeah. Low iron.
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I suspected it before the pregnancy.
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So, we'll start you on some
cashews, but in the meantime...
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Yes. Drink up, mama llama.
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And lay a keppie, if you're tired.
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Just not on your back.
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Or your stomach. Or your right side.
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-
- [SIGHS]
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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He's like a Korean Suge Knight.
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CAMILLE: He's like a little you.
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Gun-Woo!
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_
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Welcome.
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[SNIFFS]
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So fresh and so clean.
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- Thank you.
- Get the suitcase.
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ARTHUR: I trust your travel
accommodations were satisfactory?
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I'm... I'm sorry. Who dis?
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Hells yeah.
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They upgraded me to Premium Economy.
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Plus, Air Korea got
the bomb cold noodles,
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and I peeped both "John Wick"s.
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Love me some Keanu!
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Well, you've been on quite a journey.
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So, could I interest you in
a beverage or perhaps a snack?
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Yeah, snacks are what's up.
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No snacks until welcome chores are done.
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"Welcome chores"?
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[WHISPERING] What is happening here?
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What is this thing that you're
trying on? Because I hate it.
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I don't know. I think I'm
turning into my father.
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Y'alls got a hot tub or, like, what?
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_
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_
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_
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Hey, Maya. Where are you? Our
appointment's in like ten minutes.
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I want you to eat something
before your blood work.
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I'm standing here holding these
boiled edamame like an idiot.
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MAYA: Oh! Sorry, the
appointment was... rescheduled.
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Yeah, 'cause the doctor rescheduled it.
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It's still on your iCal.
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How do you have access to my iCal?
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I added myself. Co-parents, co-iCal.
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I'm here now. I'll just... I'll go in
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- and get something new on the books.
- That's not necessary.
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It actually is because when
you call, they schedule you out.
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But in person, I can get with Rochelle,
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and I can determine their
next true availability.
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I think I can handle it myself.
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You probably have
other stuff you wanna...
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focus on.
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Are you kidding me? Are
you kidding me right now?
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- Dad? Dad over me?
- Hi, sweetheart.
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What does Dad know about childbirth?
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He wasn't even there when you were born.
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- He was...
- I know, I was at the track.
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And I remember, I won 6 bucks that day
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on a horse called
"Magic Maya McHorseFace".
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- [CHUCKLING]
- What?
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Mom said I was named after Maya Angelou.
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Yeah, you were... if the horse was.
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Maya, I don't get you.
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- You asked for my...
- Support!
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But you don't know how to
do that without taking over.
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You were hijacking my pregnancy.
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Well, I'm sure Seabiscuit over here
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will do a much better job.
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Sorry, can someone press P2, please?
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McHorseFace.
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Unbelievable.
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I don't understand.
You hated your father.
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Why are you trying to emulate him?
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I'm not trying. It's involuntary.
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I guess it's my latent
paternal instinct.
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But it's his paternal instinct.
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Well, it worked on me.
He was a disciplinarian,
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and I guess that's what I
needed, right? 'Cause he fixed me.
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I fixed you.
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GUN-WOO: 'Sup, y'all?
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What's for dins?
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Where are the pants, Woo?
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I'm fighting for you here, kid,
but you gotta meet me halfway.
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You share our table,
you share our dress code.
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Oh, come on, it's not
that big of a deal.
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_
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[SIGHING] Uncle Arthur...
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you know, I've been hearing
'bout you my whole life.
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And I had this fantasy
that you'd, like, get me.
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And I thought you'd be woke,
bespoke, and have jokes.
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But nah.
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You're just as lame as my moms.
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East or West, this whole family sucks.
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Okay, you know what, dude?
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I wouldn't even let you
treat Grand Mal that way.
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- [GROWLS]
- This kid is in trouble at home,
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he's in trouble at school,
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he gets shipped off to live
with two total strangers,
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and you want to lay the smack down?
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All this kid needs is
just someone on his side.
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- He doesn't need an enabler!
- No, he needs a friend.
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I want to thank you for
your open eyes and ears
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and for following me on this journey.
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I think we're on the "Plath"...
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- [LAUGHS]
- to greatness.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Mr. Dodson.
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Mae... I help you?
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- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- I, uh... I "Mae'd" you something.
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Oh, uh, I'm trying to avoid sweets,
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but for you, I'll make an exception.
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[LAUGHS LOUDLY]
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Um, It's a Plath-inspired playlist.
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Weepy, but worth the ride.
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Wow. Mix Master Mae!
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- [MIMICS RECORD SCRATCH]
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- That's so thoughtful.
- I couldn't make you an actual mix,
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since I technically don't
own any of the music,
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but this will link you to your
preferred streaming platform.
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Well, thank you.
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Am I gonna see you tonight
at the Live Poets Society?
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Um, did Sylvia Plath shatter the
glass ceiling of traditional form?
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- She did! Yes!
- She did.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Okay, bye!
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, now, I know things
got a little heated
255
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,985
- at the doctor's office...
- [CHUCKLES]
256
00:10:13,991 --> 00:10:16,782
but I think for the sake
of Maya's unborn baby,
257
00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:18,595
we should try to smooth things over.
258
00:10:18,765 --> 00:10:24,231
So, Maya, could you just calmly
express how you've been feeling?
259
00:10:25,589 --> 00:10:27,698
I think if I'm gonna be a mother,
260
00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:30,004
I need to develop my own intuition.
261
00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:34,675
And every time I try, there you are.
262
00:10:34,681 --> 00:10:37,559
Replacing my instincts with yours.
263
00:10:37,565 --> 00:10:40,964
And I'm really tired
of being bossed around.
264
00:10:41,472 --> 00:10:43,458
Oh, boo-hoo.
265
00:10:43,464 --> 00:10:45,336
You have a sister who cares.
266
00:10:45,342 --> 00:10:48,620
And for the record, I wasn't
bossing. I was guiding.
267
00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:51,338
And why do you always think
that I need your guidance?
268
00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:54,946
It is just so hard for
you to take my advice.
269
00:10:54,952 --> 00:10:57,432
- You know, I have done this three times before.
- Three times. [LAUGHS]
270
00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:59,018
But if you wanna screw everything up,
271
00:10:59,024 --> 00:11:01,381
- in typical Maya fashion...
- I'm the screw-up?
272
00:11:01,387 --> 00:11:03,670
[SCOFFS] What about your marriage?
273
00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:05,391
Oh, no, or was that me, also?
274
00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:07,993
You know, you are so holier than thou.
275
00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:10,375
You really don't have all the answers.
276
00:11:10,381 --> 00:11:13,468
In fact, you are a part of the problem.
277
00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:15,476
A big part.
278
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:17,262
What is that supposed to mean?
279
00:11:17,268 --> 00:11:20,293
It means Team Martin!
280
00:11:20,299 --> 00:11:22,278
All the way, baby.
281
00:11:22,284 --> 00:11:26,181
[NOAH KAHAN'S "YOUNG BLOOD" PLAYS]
282
00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:27,887
Well, that was spirited.
283
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:31,496
Oh, dear, oh, dear, I'm sorry
284
00:11:31,502 --> 00:11:33,532
That you grew up so soon
285
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:37,237
-
A cold year and no high school parties
- _
286
00:11:37,243 --> 00:11:42,236
I've been drinking alone
287
00:11:42,877 --> 00:11:44,077
So
288
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:47,715
MAE: "Mr. Dodson leaned over my
desk, as he returned my paper.
289
00:11:47,721 --> 00:11:51,685
Close enough that I could smell
his hair; an ocean of chestnut.
290
00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:54,286
I could feel the wool
of his scarlet sweater
291
00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:57,412
as it brushed my arm, sending
tingles down my spi..."
292
00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:58,618
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [SIGHS]
293
00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:04,319
- [MUSIC RESUMES]
- "'Are you feeling what I'm feeling?'
294
00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:06,217
I whispered under my breath,
295
00:12:06,223 --> 00:12:08,842
almost too quietly for him to hear.
296
00:12:08,848 --> 00:12:10,609
But as he walked towards his desk,
297
00:12:10,615 --> 00:12:13,245
his head nodded ever so slightly.
298
00:12:13,537 --> 00:12:14,756
Yes.
299
00:12:14,762 --> 00:12:18,381
That one simple nod launched
a rush of warmth to my..."
300
00:12:18,387 --> 00:12:20,346
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Oh, helllll to the [BLEEP] no!
301
00:12:20,352 --> 00:12:21,785
Not today, Dodson.
302
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,262
Not any day!
303
00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:25,206
304
00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:27,893
Team Martin.
305
00:12:28,512 --> 00:12:30,398
I mean, who would even say that?
306
00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:31,679
To their own sister?
307
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,549
I'm sorry. I'm in the middle
of an actual crisis right here.
308
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,828
- Team Camille. [SIGHS]
- What's going on?
309
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,250
I went out for my bi-monthly sugaring,
310
00:12:40,256 --> 00:12:41,549
and when I came home,
311
00:12:41,555 --> 00:12:43,838
Gun-Woo and Grand Mal were gone.
312
00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,151
You think they ran away?
313
00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:47,158
I don't know. Ever
since Gun-Woo got here,
314
00:12:47,164 --> 00:12:49,776
I've just... I've been
this emotional wreck.
315
00:12:50,259 --> 00:12:52,346
I feel so protective of him.
316
00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:54,150
It's like my heart is wandering around
317
00:12:54,156 --> 00:12:57,256
outside my body in this little
paint-splattered track suit.
318
00:12:57,262 --> 00:12:59,932
Camille! That's what
it's like to have a child!
319
00:12:59,938 --> 00:13:02,396
- You're feeling it.
- Well, it's awful.
320
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,411
And incredible. But mostly awful.
321
00:13:05,504 --> 00:13:07,592
And Arthur's just been
a nightmare lately.
322
00:13:07,598 --> 00:13:10,412
I mean, I would have run
away, too. I still might.
323
00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:11,699
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
324
00:13:11,705 --> 00:13:13,431
Will you just help me find them?
325
00:13:13,437 --> 00:13:16,539
Are you sure? Because sometimes
people say they want your help,
326
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,940
only to later accuse
you of being too helpful.
327
00:13:18,946 --> 00:13:20,756
Yeah, can we put a pin in your baggage
328
00:13:20,762 --> 00:13:22,559
until we find my missing nephew?
329
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,939
So, what are we looking for exactly?
330
00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:29,723
I'll know it when I find it.
331
00:13:30,224 --> 00:13:31,648
"Old Bitch"?
332
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:33,533
I think he wrote me a diss track.
333
00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:35,642
I really admire that outlet.
334
00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:39,765
[RAPPING]
You a Old Bitch
335
00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:42,030
And you know it, too, Old Bitch
336
00:13:42,036 --> 00:13:43,238
Yeah, you know that's you
337
00:13:43,244 --> 00:13:45,715
You a Old Bitch,
cruising in your minivan
338
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:47,325
Old Bitch on the way
to get a spray tan
339
00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,137
You a Old Bitch
340
00:13:49,143 --> 00:13:50,458
Yeah, you know that's you
341
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:53,065
Yeah, you a Old Bitch,
and your friend's old, too
342
00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:55,241
-
Bitch, cruising in your minivan
- Scathing, but...
343
00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:57,030
-
Old Bitch on the way to get a spray tan
- So insightful.
344
00:13:57,036 --> 00:14:00,566
-
Hey, hey, Old Bitch, do your Pilates
- Like, universal in its message.
345
00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:02,677
Rock to this beat while
you moving your body
346
00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:04,972
-
Old Bitch, yeah, do your Pilates
- What up, y'all?
347
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,449
-
Rock to this beat wh...
- My babies are back!
348
00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:09,315
Ugh, uh, yeah. I took
us out for noodles.
349
00:14:09,321 --> 00:14:10,521
Aw.
350
00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:12,127
That's her favorite food.
351
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:13,831
Yeah, she made that clear.
352
00:14:14,097 --> 00:14:17,598
I'm sorry that we were
snooping around. I just...
353
00:14:17,604 --> 00:14:19,009
I was worried.
354
00:14:19,015 --> 00:14:20,501
Oh, that's all good.
355
00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:22,846
Back home, me and my mom
share a tiny place, so...
356
00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:25,544
yeah, personal space,
not really a thing.
357
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,951
You guys like my song?
358
00:14:27,957 --> 00:14:30,238
- It's dank.
- Straight fire.
359
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,394
Schmacks. For real.
360
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,618
That's what's up.
361
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,689
I mean, I'm sending that out to
all you Old Bitches out there,
362
00:14:35,695 --> 00:14:38,297
who been glowed up. But what
y'all don't understand is,
363
00:14:38,303 --> 00:14:39,597
I'm tryin' to glow up too.
364
00:14:39,603 --> 00:14:42,593
And I know y'all trying to
make me better, so, yeah.
365
00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:44,627
I see you, Old Bitch.
366
00:14:45,132 --> 00:14:46,929
We see you, too, Gun-Woo.
367
00:14:46,935 --> 00:14:48,946
I see my Old Bitch uncle, too.
368
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,251
Well, it's nice of you
to include him, but...
369
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:54,830
No, I see him right behind you.
370
00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:56,356
371
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,162
He's not a degenerate.
372
00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:00,662
He's an artist.
373
00:15:01,341 --> 00:15:03,569
I'm proud to be your Old Bitch uncle.
374
00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:05,917
375
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,622
NATHANIEL: "What? What's that?
376
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,322
What's that you say?
377
00:15:09,411 --> 00:15:12,451
You say today is... Saturday?
378
00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,526
B'bye, I'm going out to play".
379
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,510
Shel Silverstein.
380
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,820
[ALL SNAPPING]
381
00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:21,719
MR. DODSON: Riveting. Riveting,
Nathaniel. Lot of heart there.
382
00:15:21,725 --> 00:15:22,925
Who's next?
383
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:26,218
Me. And my poet is a songstress.
384
00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:29,211
[PIANO PLAYING "I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE"]
385
00:15:29,217 --> 00:15:33,233
I feel the earth move under my feet
386
00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:36,422
I feel the sky tumbling down
387
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:40,237
I feel my heart start to trembling
388
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:44,761
Whenever you're around
389
00:15:44,941 --> 00:15:49,556
Oh, darling, when I see your face
390
00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:52,348
-
Mellow as the month of...
- Mae!
391
00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:56,890
Ohh, darling, I can't stand it
392
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:59,877
When you look at me that way
393
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:03,606
-
I've just got to have you, baby
- Just shut it down!
394
00:16:03,612 --> 00:16:06,009
Shut it down. Shut
this whole thing down.
395
00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:08,805
- Dad, what are you doing here?
- I am preserving your childhood.
396
00:16:08,811 --> 00:16:12,031
Hey! Mr. Robinson? A word.
397
00:16:12,912 --> 00:16:15,820
It's pronounced "Dodson",
but yeah, sure, absolutely.
398
00:16:17,524 --> 00:16:21,118
"Holding hands in the aisles
of an independent bookseller"?
399
00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:25,114
"Light tongue-kissing in the
throngs of an anti-gun rally?"
400
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,301
Are these the pastimes you've
taken up with my teenage daughter?!
401
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:31,664
Dad, what is wrong with you? Haven't
you ever heard of fan fiction?
402
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,961
Well... no!
403
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,672
Have you heard of actual fiction?
404
00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:38,177
'Cause you're reading mine in
front of the entire classroom.
405
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:43,003
Uh... y-your daughter
is a gifted young writer.
406
00:16:43,009 --> 00:16:45,174
And it turns out, performer.
407
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:49,877
I'm lucky to be her teacher
and, at times, her student.
408
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:53,092
But I promise you that that is all.
409
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,470
[HUSHED] Yeah.
410
00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:57,930
Hey, let's call it. We can call it.
411
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,446
Gotta get home to, uh... to my wife.
412
00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:03,161
It's Veal Scallopini night.
413
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,127
We make it together.
414
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,750
It's a, um, it's a Sun Basket.
415
00:17:08,554 --> 00:17:09,754
Shalom.
416
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,633
417
00:17:13,639 --> 00:17:15,938
[EXHALES] So, um...
418
00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:19,904
So, none of that stuff
actually happened?
419
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,412
You're not hot for Dodson?
420
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,498
The temperature's
real, the prose is fake.
421
00:17:23,504 --> 00:17:24,717
And if you read "The Bell Jar,"
422
00:17:24,723 --> 00:17:27,594
you would know that romantic
love is just a social construct.
423
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,444
Wow. Mae, uh, I'm an idiot.
424
00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:34,817
And I'm sorry. A-a-and I-I
shouldn't have opened your musings.
425
00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:36,690
I-I-I should've talked to you first.
426
00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:38,299
Honestly, I intended to,
427
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:40,506
but, uh, uh, then I took one
look at his ocean of chestnut,
428
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:42,085
and I just lost my cool.
429
00:17:43,069 --> 00:17:46,070
Maybe because you're
such a great writer.
430
00:17:46,076 --> 00:17:47,894
Stay out of my room.
431
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,681
I will. I will. I will.
432
00:17:52,011 --> 00:17:53,906
Chapter 1, "The Dad Jar."
433
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,498
I'll ride-share home.
434
00:17:56,101 --> 00:17:59,113
Keep your time, keep
your mind, keep humble
435
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,603
Start your life in the
middle of the jungle
436
00:18:01,609 --> 00:18:05,038
You
437
00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:06,732
Young blood
438
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:10,305
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
439
00:18:10,311 --> 00:18:11,797
Uh, you got a minute?
440
00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:14,811
I have so many minutes and
literally nothing to do with them.
441
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,232
What's up?
442
00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:21,705
Okay, um... your
ex-husband is a jackass.
443
00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:22,729
[CLICKS MOUTH AND SCOFFS]
444
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,925
I convinced myself that Mae was
having an inappropriate relationship
445
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,316
with her English teacher.
446
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:29,828
- Mr. Dodson? No.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
447
00:18:30,022 --> 00:18:31,628
- Tell me you didn't...
- I did.
448
00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:34,778
- I crashed her club, all like, "j'accuse!"
- Ohh!
449
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:37,162
Why does all the good stuff
happen on my garage weeks?
450
00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:39,379
- [CHUCKLES]
- Well, you know Mae's gonna forgive you.
451
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,482
She's tough but fair.
452
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,778
- And also, straight, apparently.
- Who knew?
453
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:46,512
- Wasn't sure.
- Wasn't worried.
454
00:18:47,775 --> 00:18:52,393
You know, Maya said I'm
commandeering her pregnancy.
455
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,603
And she wants nothing to do with me.
456
00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,144
Oh, please.
457
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,441
Do you remember how erratic you were
458
00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:01,658
- during your first pregnancy?
- Not really.
459
00:19:01,664 --> 00:19:04,144
You blamed the Gulf War on me.
460
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:06,441
I never said you were
solely responsible.
461
00:19:06,447 --> 00:19:07,941
- I said...
- Oh, come on, come on, Lena.
462
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,428
You of all people should know better.
463
00:19:09,434 --> 00:19:11,421
You can't be offended
by anything that she
464
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:14,926
says or... or does right now
because it isn't even her.
465
00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:17,356
It's her pregnancy hormones.
466
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,326
Well, what's my excuse?
467
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,896
Just text her. Okay?
Tell her you're sorry.
468
00:19:22,902 --> 00:19:25,593
You don't even have to mean
it. "Sorry," and it's over.
469
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,101
I do it with you all the time.
470
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,105
[SIGHS]
471
00:19:29,111 --> 00:19:30,311
I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES]
472
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:32,599
See?
473
00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:37,927
[SIGHS]
474
00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:39,317
Okay, "Sorry".
475
00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:40,915
Perfect. There you go.
476
00:19:40,921 --> 00:19:42,610
[MESSAGE SENDS, PHONE CLICKS]
477
00:19:42,989 --> 00:19:45,206
Look, Lena, I promise that
once she has this baby,
478
00:19:45,212 --> 00:19:46,900
you two will be thick as thieves again.
479
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:49,532
Okay? Back to fishtail braids and fros?.
480
00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:54,248
Your grasp of female
relationships is stupefying.
481
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:56,046
Come here. [INHALES]
482
00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:58,268
Mm.
483
00:19:58,639 --> 00:20:02,032
Hey, have you, uh... have you
ready any of Mae's musings?
484
00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:04,938
- Oh, yeah. Super dirty. 50 Shades of Mae.
- Mm. [SHUDDERS]
485
00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:06,916
Yeah, and that doesn't,
like, gross you out?
486
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:09,455
One day, I'll show you my
"Mr. Belvedere" fan fic.
487
00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:12,432
- Belvedere, huh?
- He was a tidy man.
488
00:20:12,438 --> 00:20:15,916
-
You
- [CHUCKLES]
489
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,613
- ["OLD BITCH" PLAYING]
- [CAMILLE SIGHS]
490
00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:19,908
- This really is schmacks.
- [CHUCKLES]
491
00:20:20,392 --> 00:20:22,435
Do you think I pushed
him into greatness?
492
00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:25,103
No. I think he's great on his own.
493
00:20:25,213 --> 00:20:27,947
But I do think that you
have something to offer him.
494
00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:29,252
A record deal?
495
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:32,428
- I was thinking love and support.
- Love and support, I can do that.
496
00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:35,960
But seriously, do you think
he'd be interested in signing?
497
00:20:36,132 --> 00:20:38,539
I mean, I can put a
good word in for you.
498
00:20:38,974 --> 00:20:42,476
Just remember, though,
he's still a kid, okay?
499
00:20:42,579 --> 00:20:45,292
Sometimes, kids need to be babied.
500
00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:47,992
- Right?
- Totally.
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I'm ready to be Santa now.
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- Make me a bubble beard.
- Okay.
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- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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- Merr... [COUGHING] Not in the mouth.
- I'm sorry, honey.
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