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My licence had been suspended
for a month
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for drunkenly
pushing my scooter home.
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So old Sasha had become a perch
for a local bird gang.
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Luckily,
I found another way to get around.
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What's up?
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Thanks for the ride, Lloyd.
This DUl is such a hassle.
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Been there, bro. Been there.
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- Alcohol?
- Crack.
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Hey, by any chance,
do you like speed metal?
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I did not.
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- I know...
- Here, sweetie.
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Oh, babe, I didn't want whipped cream.
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Oh, well, let me fix it for you, babe.
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- And this isn't soy.
- Sucks to be you.
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I'll go get your coffee.
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Do you know how lucky you are
to have a husband?
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I mean, I've got a brand new home,
I am totally ready to start my life,
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but I just don't know
if Keith is marriage material.
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My mom thinks I should test his love
by saying I'm knocked up.
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If he doesn't propose on the spot,
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I just demand
that he gives me $600 for the abortion,
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dump him, and ease my sadness
with a brand-new pair of Jimmy Choos.
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That's how she got her
rad shoe collection in college.
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Elliot, you can't test love.
When I met Turk,
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it seemed he was more in love
with his best friend than with me.
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Honey, they got that
almond biscotti J.D. loves.
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I was wondering if I could borrow
some money so I could get him some.
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No, you got him a present yesterday.
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- The point is, you can't force it, okay?
- Yeah.
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Here you go, babe.
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- I think we should move in together.
- Awesome!
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- Oh, babe!
- Turk, where's my coffee?
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Turk?
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Turk?
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Hey, thanks for the biscotti, Obi-Brown.
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No problem, Luke.
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And thanks for answering my page.
I really want to rent this place,
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but once I told the landlord
about my DUl
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and how I sometimes pass out
when I poo,
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he said I need someone
to co-sign the lease.
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- What's with that?
- I have no idea.
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Awesome ceiling fan.
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- What happened, are you okay?
- It was a totally unavoidable accident.
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Check out the hand skills.
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That is awesome.
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Yeah, you want to see awesome?
Turn it up.
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- Turn it off! Turn it off!
- This thing came off.
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This thing came off.
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He was a beautiful black blur.
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There is not a doctor in the world
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that would disagree with Brian Dancer
when he said...
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Head wounds suck.
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I mean, I feel better,
but I still can't concentrate
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and my motor skills are shot.
Hell, I can't even write.
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Hi, Brian.
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Oh, my God. It's an angel.
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That nasty burlesque dancer
with syphilis
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forgot her damn ostrich feathers.
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We're a little busy in here, Laverne.
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That was a weird one.
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Hi, I'm Anne Chase,
Brian's physical therapist.
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I'd love to put my ear on her butt
to see if I could hear the ocean.
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Brian, you're doing that thing
where you say your thoughts out loud.
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It's a side-effect of his injury.
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It wasn't, but we'd been having fun
since we came up with that.
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All right, Brian, what do you think
we should set as a goal?
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I want to be able to write my name
by the end of the month.
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Yup, the next month was
gonna be really difficult for a lot of us.
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See, this way, I will know
if Keith and I have a future in a month.
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So, anyway,
I can't do surgery for a month.
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Hey, Dr Kelso, I was wondering,
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how does one apply
for paid disability leave?
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Nice try, Turkleton,
but the medical staff is shorthanded,
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what with Gloria on bed rest.
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Gloria's having twins!
My lady's having my babies!
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Damn right.
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I'm gonna have your babies so hard,
baby.
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So, you're saying I'm going to be
a medical attending for a month?
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Attending?
You don't have the training for that.
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You're going to be a resident again.
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Good morning, reasons why I drink.
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You may have noticed
that we have a new face in our group.
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Oh, these glasses,
they're not prescription,
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but I figured I'd wear them
so I could fit in with you medical geeks.
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Know what I'm saying?
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Cool, a new black resident!
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Oh, it's just Turk.
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- Hey, Turk!
- What's happening, J. D?
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Hey, hey, hey!
What is up with the giant novelty pen?
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It's an occupational therapy pen.
Brian can't hold small objects.
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I had an ex-girlfriend
who had the same problem.
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Kidding, no she didn't. That's...
That's awkward.
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Son of a bitch, that's hot.
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Brian, such foul language should
never be uttered in front of a lady
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with such delicate, soft ears.
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I have another appointment.
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- Right?
- Man, why don't you just ask her out?
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Brian, expertly flirting is one thing,
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but I'm not ready
to get back in the game yet.
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I just got out of a serious relationship,
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plus I'm a tent-dwelling poop-fainter
who can't drive.
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- I have a fibreglass skull.
- It's always a competition with you.
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Oh, my God, that was amazing.
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- I know. Were you thinking about me?
- Totally. Were you thinking about me?
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I always think about you
when I'm in the box, you know that.
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Oh, babe.
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Sweetie? This is actually
my grandmother's coffee table,
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so if you could just use coaster
from now on.
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Oh, the coaster argument.
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You would not believe the stuff
I had to put up with
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when Turk and I
first moved in together.
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Do you know
what I caught him doing in bed,
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even though I was
sleeping right next to him?
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Hot wing?
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Look, the point is, it's an adjustment.
Get ready for some arguing.
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Not us. He doesn't even mind
sleeping in separate rooms.
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Living with a guy before marriage
makes me feel too whorey.
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You can live in separate states,
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but if you're doing the nasty
before you get married,
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your ass is gonna burn.
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Okay, kids, time to put the spotlight
on Mr Cocky-Pants.
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Name a test, any test,
that you would run for lupus.
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Lupus...
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Does she live on the second floor?
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Does she live upstairs from you?
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I think you have seen her before...
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Still waiting.
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- Antinuclear antibody test.
- Anti-something, something test.
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It really is just super
that you're here with us
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as a reminder that surgeons really are
simply ignorant scalpel jocks.
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Hell, after surgery,
if there's the slightest medical issue,
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you just turf the patient
right down to us, the real doctors,
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so we can pick up your slack.
You cut and run, if you will.
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That's right, it's not just a phrase used
by political pundits who wear bow ties.
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It is also the number one reason
that all of you should pray to God,
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or in your case, Rex,
Moko the Samoan Bird King,
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that you never have to be treated
by these flesh-hungry butchers.
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Jenny, take his glasses as a trophy.
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I don't understand
why you're so devoted to that guy.
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He's got this strange power.
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You wait, eventually you'll crave
his approval and become just like me.
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And still, as I thought about Dr Cox,
I knew J.D. was right.
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See?
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Hey! Looks like I caught you
admiring the old facial hair, huh?
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- Oh, God!
- Thank you.
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I just found out that my great, great,
great grandfather
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was mutton chop enthusiast
Ambrose Burnsides.
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I'm bringing back the look
to honour his memory.
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It looks like tiny hamsters died
all over your face.
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That happened once, but no,
this is just how I grow facial hair.
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It starts out patchy,
then it gloriously erupts, you'll see.
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When this fills in,
this look's gonna spread like wildfire.
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Read 'em and weep.
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- What are you doing in here?
- Hiding from Anne, man.
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Physical therapy is too hard.
I'm getting nowhere.
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I know you're scared,
but you gotta stick with it.
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That means a lot coming from someone
who's scared to ask girls out on dates.
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You know what, I'll make you a deal.
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You stick with the physical therapy
and I will ask Anne out.
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- Deal?
- Yeah.
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I wonder what the odds are
of Anne saying yes.
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Never gonna happen, Q-Tip.
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- Kelso just had his car washed.
- I'm on it.
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What did I eat last night?
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Wow, everything's unpacked.
Your stuff looks great, by the way.
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You mean her stuff.
She wouldn't let me put up my stuff.
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Everything's awesome, we're great,
everything's great.
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What do you mean we're great?
We haven't had box sex in days.
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Everything was fine until Elliot broke
out her unending list of insane rules,
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like "Put all open cereal
in giant Ziploc bags. "
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Yeah, I don't see what's insane
about not wanting spiders
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to lay eggs in my Corn Flakes.
That's how Carla's mom died.
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- No, it wasn't.
- You're supposed to be my best friend!
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Elliot, you gotta cut each other
a little bit of slack.
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You know what, Keith? Carla's right.
I mean, if we're gonna try...
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Oh, my God!
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How hard is it for you
to use a fricking coaster,
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you fricking fricky-frick?
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What... Calm down, all right?
So I forget once in a while.
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Oh, "Once in a while"?
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There.
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As I went to ask Anne out
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and felt the familiar light-headedness
I get right before a poo-faint...
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All better.
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...I thought about the deals
we sometimes make.
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Hello. Okay.
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You know, Dr Cox, I wouldn't mind
all the crap you've been giving me
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if I was actually doing anything.
You haven't asked me for help once.
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Sometimes deals sting.
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Because you can't.
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Make a deal there, Gandhi.
I will stop mocking you
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if you just shut up
and stay out of our way.
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And sometimes a deal
can ruin everything.
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Here's the deal, Keith.
My house, my rules.
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Well, I thought this was our place.
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No, Keith, this is my place.
You just rent a room.
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Still, my deal with Brian was
to ask Anne out and he was watching,
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so I only had one option,
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ask her a random question
I knew she'd say yes to.
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- Was Papa Smurf the leader?
- Yes.
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She said yes! We're going out Friday.
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I felt bad about my lie to Brian! Still, I...
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I felt bad about my lie to Brian.
Still, I knew I had to keep it going.
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Done.
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Later, babe.
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Check out the back scratches.
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Wow. Good first date, I take it.
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Okay, go.
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- Let's just say, "Kitty like to scratchy. "
- Oh, yeah, she does.
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Hey, but don't tell her
that you know about us, okay?
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Trying to keep it on the DL.
That's how I roll.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Now, Dr Cox, there's
gotta be something I can do to help.
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Well, now, Gandhi,
since you don't grasp the fact
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that I think you're incompetent...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
pay attention, please.
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Presenting, the world's longest shush.
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I'm gonna go ahead and stop.
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I'm not committing
the way I normally do.
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I'm gonna go away, regroup,
maybe see you later.
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I knew right then that somehow
I'd make Dr Cox...
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Seriously, dude, stop doing that.
That's my thing.
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So,
since I told Keith he only rents a room,
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he refuses to come out of it.
It doesn't matter, he'll crack.
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Probably not until
after his party next week.
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A party in his room?
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Well, I'm off
to my family vacation in Bermuda.
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Every God-awful year Enid's
wheelchair rusts in the salt water,
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Harrison spends my money
getting his hair braided by trannies
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and I fall asleep in the sun.
Don't page me.
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- Damned trannies got me in my sleep.
- That's just wrong.
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What are you up to, baby?
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I've been using all my down time
to study medicine,
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so I can prove to Dr Cox
I'm not just another dumb surgeon.
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But every time
I crack open these books,
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my brain says,
"Who cares about this crap?"
237
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Then I wonder if we have any frozen
sugar-free fruit juice pops at home.
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00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,415
I'm gonna help you study tonight
and for every right answer that you get,
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00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,769
I'm gonna give you a bite
of frozen fruit juice pop
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or, if you'd prefer,
I can remove an item of clothing.
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Okay,
a major indicator of hypokalemia is?
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- A potassium level under 3.5.
- Right! And here comes your reward!
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- Yeah, come to daddy!
- Yeah.
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Say, baby,
what happened to your shirt?
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00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,640
Oh, Izzy spit up on me earlier.
246
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,492
Well,
how come you ain't put a new one on?
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To mutton chops!
248
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,628
Actually, these are fake.
You all look ridiculous.
249
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,100
Now, I did this to make a point, okay?
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00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:18,643
You have to think for yourself,
don't be a sheep, follow the fold.
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I want you to repeat after me,
I think for myself.
252
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- I think for myself.
- I think for myself.
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You can't tell me what say.
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00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,844
- You can't tell me what say.
- You can't tell me what say.
255
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,247
I won't say this.
256
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- I won't say this.
- I won't say this.
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Unbelievable.
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- Unbelievable.
- Unbelievable.
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00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,326
Hello. It's a little noisy, Keith.
260
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,443
Hey, everyone,
my landlord wants us to keep quiet.
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00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,568
Carla?
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Give me a break. I haven't partied
since the baby was born.
263
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,575
I told Brian I was taking Anne
to the Poconos, now he wants pictures.
264
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,148
You have to help me morph the photos
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I secretly took of her
on my camera phone
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onto the pictures
from our fall foliage getaway.
267
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,264
Dude,
why don't you just ask Anne out?
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I don't know.
269
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That way you don't have to lie to Brian.
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It's the right thing to do,
just like me studying my ass off.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, watch me
drop some knowledge on Dr Kizz-ox.
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Good luck.
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Excuse me, coming through.
274
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So, this patient has fever of 103,
renal failure and platelets of 25,000.
275
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What is the diagnosis
and management?
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Put them down!
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It's obvious the patient is septic. I'd
treat him with an activated protein C.
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Dr Turk,
that's just an excellent diagnosis.
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However, with his low platelet count,
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treatment with activated protein C
would cause what, class?
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- Brain haemorrhage!
- Brain haemorrhage!
282
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- And what would that cause?
- His death!
283
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Sorry, I got so excited.
Everyone's yelling things out.
284
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,630
Hey, Ron.
285
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,725
I told you this would happen.
286
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:09,173
I can't take you seriously until you
take off the janitor's mutton chops.
287
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,414
Why is it
that when it comes to relationships,
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people can't take advice from someone
that's already been through it?
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- We're different than you and Turk.
- You aren't.
290
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We're not gonna go through
the same things you did.
291
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You are.
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- Our love is special.
- It isn't.
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- How can you say that?
- Well, she doesn't get it, babe.
294
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,655
Oh, babe.
295
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,945
I need some new people in my life.
296
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,844
Okay, it's now or never.
297
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,871
Excuse me, Anne? Hey.
298
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,573
My life really hasn't been
in the best place lately.
299
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,695
I recently broke up with my girlfriend,
who I impregnated on the first date.
300
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,421
Don't worry, she miscarried, okay.
301
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,966
And I haven't even begun
to think about asking anyone else out,
302
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,916
mostly because I'm concerned
that the stress that lovemaking
303
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,438
would put on my body
might cause me to pass out,
304
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:08,457
much like I do when I defecate.
I also live in a tent and just got a DUl.
305
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,113
I know that as a physical therapist,
306
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,014
you can appreciate someone who's
trying to get their life back on track.
307
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,570
Will you please
let me take you to dinner
308
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,360
and show you
that I'm really just a nice guy
309
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,752
who's fallen on some hard times?
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No.
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00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,994
Well, just no?
Do you wanna elaborate on the "no"?
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00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,768
Nope.
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00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,727
So, I lied.
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00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:38,145
And when I finally did ask Anne out,
she said no.
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00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,045
- Well, did she elaborate?
- She did not.
316
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,815
The thing about failure
317
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,148
is how supportive
the people close to you can be.
318
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,569
Well, hey, man, it's no big deal.
319
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,423
At least you got back in the game,
right?
320
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,977
So, Dr Cox,
the cast comes off tomorrow.
321
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,011
Any last-minute shots
you want to take at me?
322
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,339
You have diabetes
and you can't eat cupcakes.
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00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,586
Wow!
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00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,279
Look, you may never have
the same grasp on medicine
325
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,715
as we real doctors do,
but you're miles ahead
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00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,175
of your fellow numb-nut surgeons.
327
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,096
We're okay for now, but I still
don't know if Keith is marriage material.
328
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,080
You guys made it through a month
and you still wanna live together.
329
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,995
A lot of couples never make it that far.
330
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,311
Yeah, but...
331
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,802
I don't feel like
I accomplished anything.
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00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,220
Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,296
Brian would like to sign his name
on the insurance papers.
334
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,499
- Here you go.
- All right.
335
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,490
- Not bad, huh?
- That's great.
336
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:51,138
Brian made us realise how huge our
smallest accomplishments really are.
337
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:58,054
Whether it's having a little more
knowledge than your colleagues...
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00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,632
Todd, our appendectomy patient
may be hypertensive.
339
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,177
Let the medical wienies deal with it.
Wienie-roast five!
340
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,855
Dude, don't be such a surgeon.
Let's go check her out.
341
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,843
...or easing up on the rules
for the sake of your relationship,
342
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,316
or finally being ready
to get back in the game.
343
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,513
- Hey, Katie. You wanna grab a drink?
- Yeah, but not with you.
344
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,242
I'm back!
345
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,088
So, they let you back on the road,
huh?
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00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,987
Well, sort of.
347
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,423
They hooked up this nifty breathalyser
on my scooter.
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00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:42,406
If there's any trace of alcohol at all on
my breath, it won't start for 24 hours.
349
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,778
Yeah, that's where you blow.
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00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,741
Well, better start my shift.
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