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Here comes the drain.
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- Thank you. - For a blind guy,
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my dad was great at navigating rough terrain.
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- Don't forget to warn me abou... - Now.
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Thanks.
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There was only one real bump in his path...
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Looking good, babe.
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- Dad! - Hey!
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Having a teenage daughter.
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♪ Let's tell the world all the things we've done ♪
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♪ The places we've been in the setting sun ♪
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♪ I've got a song and a smile so bright ♪
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♪ I'll make you wish you were here tonight ♪
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♪ I'll make you wish you were here tonight ♪
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Okay, Henry, next one. Remember, first thought.
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What do you see? There are no wrong answers.
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- I see a bird... - Mm-hmm.
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Who wishes his mom would leave him
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out of her cognitive-behavior homework.
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What's wrong, dude?
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Scared to look inside yourself?
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I see a man and a woman, and they're totally, like...
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- Not your card, Runyen. - [Cell phone rings]
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Hey, Katie.
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How goes game night at Morgan's? Give me the deets.
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I need you to pick me up.
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Ooh, did Morgan and Dustin get back together?
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Are you feeling a little third wheel-y?
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- [Siren whoops] - Mm...
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Not exactly.
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I just don't understand why we can't go.
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The cops are breaking it up. It must be epic.
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Again, Runyen, I'm gonna ask you to zip it.
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If their dad finds out, he might go into a rage.
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[Whispering] So just be cool, and everything will be fine.
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Yeah, it's not gonna be fine.
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The thing about my family is they are totally predictable.
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Mel. Where are you going?
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You cut the pizza party short to stand outside my door
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talking for the last three minutes.
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Something is up. You'll brief me in the car.
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Let's do this.
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Like I said, predictable.
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Okay, now, Mel, let's just wait and hear the whole story.
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[Siren whoops]
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I'm caught up. You two stay in the car.
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Oh, Mel, baby, come on!
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I'm sorry, man.
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What are you talking about?
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This is our first high-school party.
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I mean, we're watching behind glass,
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but I'm still counting it.
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I'm sure Katie can explain this.
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And you think she'll tell the truth?
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- Yes. I trust our daughter. - Oh, and I don't?
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I don't, actually.
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Game night, yeah.
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There's one game teenagers like to play,
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and the last round usually involves peeing on a stick.
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This is nuts.
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Tomorrow night we're staying at your place.
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God, I hope they tase someone.
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I know what it looks like, but I didn't drink.
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- Uh-huh. - The only reason
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we left game night was because Morgan found out
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that Dustin cheated on her.
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I knew it. Did I not call that?
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- Also not the point. - Morgan.
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I knew that kid was trouble.
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Remember she wore lipstick to preschool graduation.
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She was bummed, and she started drinking.
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Her, not me, and I didn't want to leave her.
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And then I called you guys.
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Don't I get points for that?
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Sure. Yeah, I'll give you ten points for that,
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bringing tonight's total to...
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Negative-7,000.
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Ugh!
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- She left? - Yep.
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And so did you. Okay.
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Forward.
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In every relationship, whether it's with your daughter,
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your ex-wife, or your guide dog,
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there comes a point when you have to learn to trust.
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Elvis, forward.
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For dad, he and Katie hadn't reached that point yet.
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[Elvis whimpers]
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And neither had he and Elvis.
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Oh! I think your dad just got tased!
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I'm okay.
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[Sighs] No, he's up.
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Even if you didn't drink,
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your brain is basically drunk on hormones.
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You should be locked in your room until you graduate college.
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- Okay, can I just say that... - Both: No.
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- Look, go up to your room... - Ugh!
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- And let me talk to your dad. - And while you're up there,
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don't do anything that might bring the cops!
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Dude, this place is like a reality show.
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I just wish I could TiVo the parts I'm not here for.
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Set your DVR, 'cause we're staying
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at your place tomorrow night. I need a break.
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Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.
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Make it work. You're giving me one night.
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I mean, two years and I've never been there.
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You think this place is bad?
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My place is a nightmare.
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I'm using mouthwash, and there's alcohol in it!
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- Do you trust me to rinse? - You say "rinse,"
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but you'll probably take it
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to some fake game night and make mouthwash margaritas!
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- Ugh! - [door slams]
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Okay, I'll give you one night.
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How did you not see this coming?
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Morgan? A game night?
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The only game was fooling you so they could go to that party.
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Look, you're probably right about Morgan,
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but I trust Katie.
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- You don't think she drank? - She totally drank!
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- Runyen! - Mel, baby, I'm on your side!
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She's a good kid. If she says she didn't drink...
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Come on, Joyce.
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If we let this go, then the next time the party could be here,
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although you, I guess, would love that.
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You'd be dancing by the blender, making frozen daiquiris.
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Yeah, they'd be virgin daiquiris,
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and I would make all sorts of fun appetizers,
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and the cops would come over
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just because they want to hang out.
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Yeah. Okay. You know what?
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This is why it's good that discipline
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is my department and not yours.
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No. Now it's our department.
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Now that we're separated, I will parent as I see fit.
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And since it happened on my night,
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I will punish her accordingly.
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When she's at your house,
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you can sew a Scarlet "D" on her sweater,
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and, yes, I joined a book club.
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Fine. I guess we're done here.
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Come on, Elvis. Here, pup!
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[Door closes]
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Need a ride?
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Would you mind?
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So there are no wrong answers.
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Just tell me what you see right when you look at it, okay?
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It's just that I'm not really supposed to...
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a blob?
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A blob?
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No. You're suppo... okay, no, let's just try again.
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Uh, a different blob.
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I'm sorry. Could you just...
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Okay, I feel like you're not even trying.
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- [Cell phone rings] - Oh.
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Just give me one sec. Hey, Mel.
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Just calling to get the verdict
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in "pParents V. Only teen ever to not drink at a party."
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Katie and I had a long powwow...
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Unbelievable. You're not punishing her.
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No. I am not.
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Clearly you have trust issues, Mel,
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because you didn't even trust me to handle this.
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- Well, you didn't. - I did.
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I talked to her.
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I assume the best, where you assume the worst.
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I trust her, and trust is the water
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that allows her to grow.
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What, are you reading that off a mug?
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Forward, Elvis.
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- [Elvis whimpers] - Forward.
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Buddy, we walk this way every day.
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- Come on. - [Elvis whimpers]
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[Sighs] Would somebody in my life please do what I...
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[Elvis barks]
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Hello? Mel?
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Joyce, upon further reflection,
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you may have a point about my trust issues.
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
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Okay.
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Little help?
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Blind guy in a hole!
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I'm telling you, dude...
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you don't want to sleep over here.
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Last chance to push the eject button.
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I already pushed it to eject from my house.
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- How bad can your family be? - You're about to find out.
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Take off your shoes and step into the freak show.
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Runyen's place was nothing like I predicted.
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It was so much better.
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Hey, boys. Right on time.
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It's nice to finally meet you, Henry.
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I hope you're hungry.
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We're hungry. We're growing. It's dinnertime. God!
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[Speaking Korean]
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[Speaking Korean]
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Hey! English!
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Yaya said you're handsome, and then my mom agreed.
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They both love your hair.
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Henry, please sit. Eat.
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[Sighs] I'm sorry, dude. You asked for this.
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[Grunts]
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Save room for dessert.
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Don't get too excited. It's just doughnuts.
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"Just doughnuts" is gonna put you through college.
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My parents own the donut palace on Sepulveda.
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We take home whatever's left over.
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Those headphones alone cost me 600 doughnuts.
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Are these real plates?
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- Hey. - Hey!
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You want to binge-watch something?
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The DVR is 98% full, and it's stressing me out.
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Oh, thanks, mom, but I'm going out.
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I have time for a few rorschach cards, though.
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Oh, cool. That's great.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, nowhere, just gonna spend the night at Morgan's,
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you know, probably catch up on some homework.
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That one looks like a library.
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Morgan, as in "Morgan who was drunkenly singing"
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Bohemian Rhapsody to the cops last night" Morgan?
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[Chuckles] Yeah. Her parents grounded her.
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So I have to go to her place.
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They don't get her like you get me.
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- Oh, I get you. - Yeah.
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Wow. Her parents sound rough, like a couple of Mels.
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Good luck with them tonight.
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Yeah, you know, actually,
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they're not gonna be home 'cause they have to work late,
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which, you know, thank God.
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Means we can do our homework in peace.
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- Yeah, hallelujah. - [Laughs] Yeah.
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You know, we should, um, actually call dad.
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I mean, I'm totally cool with it,
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but we should run it by corporate.
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But do we have to on your night?
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- [Line trilling] - It's probably best.
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But you know what?
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Let me ask him, and he'll know it comes with my green light.
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- Hello? - Hey, Mel.
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It's Joyce and Katie. Say hi.
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- Hey, dad. - And, uh, she just asked
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if she could spend the night at Morgan's.
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Her parents won't be there, which I'm cool with.
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But, um, we know your comfort level isn't where mine is,
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so we just wanted to get your input.
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- Sounds okay to me. - [Whispering] Sorry.
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- Thanks, dad. - Wait. What?
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They're staying at Morgan's, right?
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Yep, promise.
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That's what they're saying.
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"They" being Katie and Morgan.
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- Morgan. - Have fun, sweetie!
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Thanks, dad!
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Great. That's gre... that's great.
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You don't have to do this.
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I want to.
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Chores, structure, routine...
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I love it.
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[Speaking Korean]
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English!
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00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:10,099
She says your pants will be ready in two minutes.
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Sweet.
264
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:12,666
Yaya just saved you 25 doughnuts.
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[Microwave bell dings]
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Henry.
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It's warm.
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Seven seconds in a microwave. I just changed your life.
269
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[Speaking Korean]
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English!
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It's perfect here.
272
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I feel like at any point,
273
00:10:32,582 --> 00:10:35,182
your family's just gonna break into song.
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[Scoffs] You have no idea what you just did.
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♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework ♪
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♪ come and show 'em what you're worth ♪
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All: * make 'em go, "oh, oh, oh" *
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♪ as you shoot across the sky-y-y ♪
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Why didn't you tell her no?
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Who's this?
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You're the one that's supposed to tell her no.
282
00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:02,945
I had a feeling you'd be stopping by
283
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:03,909
after our phone call.
284
00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,077
Come on in.
285
00:11:05,115 --> 00:11:08,215
Yes, after dropping Katie off at Morgan's,
286
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,291
although I should've just driven her straight to Tijuana
287
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,650
and cut out the middleman.
288
00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:13,188
You know, I have a bottle of wine I've been saving
289
00:11:13,223 --> 00:11:15,663
for a victory in a big case, but honestly,
290
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me trusting Katie more than you do is so much sweeter.
291
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[Sighs]
292
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Do you think Rachel Federman stuffs her bra?
293
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Totally, right?
294
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I meant to talk to you about that.
295
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[Sighs]
296
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Uh, dude...
297
00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,092
What?
298
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,294
If this is your bed, I can sleep in the other one.
299
00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:50,886
Oh, you're not gonna want to do that.
300
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,527
Why not?
301
00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:02,674
Good night, Yaya.
302
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[Speaking Korean]
303
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[Whispering] She sleeps in your room?
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[Whispering] Technically, this is her room.
305
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[Normal voice] And you don't have to whisper.
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[Snoring]
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Thanks for sleeping over.
308
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,092
Sorry I was so weird about it.
309
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Ahh. That is nice.
310
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You sure I can't get you a glass?
311
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Of your "rub it in my face" wine?
312
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,923
No, thank you.
313
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:49,619
So you fell into a hole, and now you trust your daughter?
314
00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,123
Yeah, what can I tell you, Joyce?
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I learned how to trust.
316
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First my guide dog and then my daughter.
317
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As a wise mug once said,
318
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"trust is the water that allows her to grow."
319
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Good wine, right?
320
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:03,104
What happened to you in that hole?
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00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,033
I'm gonna get you your own glass.
322
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,598
I know where both my kids are, Joyce,
323
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and they are totally fine.
324
00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:09,671
Katie's with Morgan... totally fine.
325
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,266
Henry's with Runyen... totally fine.
326
00:13:12,309 --> 00:13:15,279
[Yaya snoring]
327
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Oh, God.
328
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,855
[Snoring]
329
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[Speaking Korean]
330
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[Screams]
331
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[All screaming]
332
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,583
I wish I'd had more than three sips
333
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:43,448
so I could blame what I'm about to say on the wine.
334
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,859
But you're right.
335
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,590
Our kids are smart. We have to trust them.
336
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,596
So glad you're finally seeing things my way,
337
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:54,299
which, of course, is your fake way from before.
338
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,603
To trust.
339
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,804
- Okay. - [Glasses clink]
340
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,395
[Cell phone beeps]
341
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,267
[Computerized voice] Katie is headed south
342
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,266
on Grandview Avenue.
343
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,738
Is that your phone?
344
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,336
Uh, I don't know. I didn't hear anything.
345
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,637
[Cell phone beeps]
346
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,249
Katie is headed southwest...
347
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,780
Are you tracking Katie on your phone?
348
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,646
Tracking who on my what? No, I'm...
349
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,386
- No. Elvis, find my phone. - Oh, my God.
350
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,891
Elvis, fetch phone. Fetch phone!
351
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,422
[Cell phone beeps] Katie is headed south...
352
00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:23,934
Katie is continuing on...
353
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,725
So the whole time you were sitting here gloating,
354
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,537
you were tracking her.
355
00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,169
Yes, and because of that, we now know that Katie
356
00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:32,374
is not where she said she would be, and we know where she is.
357
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:34,737
You're welcome.
358
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,876
It feels like you're giving me a mean look,
359
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:39,982
when Katie's the one who did something wrong.
360
00:14:40,015 --> 00:14:41,745
You're still glaring at me, aren't you?
361
00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:43,153
Oh, yeah.
362
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:45,345
[Sighs] Straight to voice mail.
363
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:47,617
They'll make an app that'll let you stalk your daughter,
364
00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:49,116
but not one that'll make her pick up.
365
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,357
"Stalk." Joyce, come on,
366
00:14:50,392 --> 00:14:52,062
it's just a way for me to keep track of her
367
00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:54,093
that she does not need to know about.
368
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:55,259
It's perfectly innocent.
369
00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:57,097
- It's creepy. - How is it creepy?
370
00:14:57,132 --> 00:14:58,872
[Cell phone beeps] Joyce is headed north...
371
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,340
- Are you... what the... - Mute. Siri, go to mute.
372
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,640
- Ha! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
373
00:15:04,673 --> 00:15:06,073
I get that you're mad.
374
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:10,142
But believe me, if you ever get kidnapped, you will thank me.
375
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,636
May I have my phone back, please,
376
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,648
so we can find our daughter?
377
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,079
Hmm...
378
00:15:17,474 --> 00:15:19,314
Who throws a phone out of a moving car?
379
00:15:19,342 --> 00:15:23,152
Who tracks their family like they're on house arrest?
380
00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:25,879
The stricter you are, Mel, the more she's going to rebel.
381
00:15:25,915 --> 00:15:27,675
And if something really goes wrong,
382
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:29,987
she's going to be afraid to come to us.
383
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,520
I'm just trying to keep an open line of communication.
384
00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:34,785
Well, the last thing she openly communicated
385
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:38,094
was that she was gonna be studying at Morgan's house.
386
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:39,358
- How's that working out? - [Cell phone beeps]
387
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,796
Katie is headed north...
388
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,160
- One o'clock. - Got it!
389
00:15:42,198 --> 00:15:46,398
[Speaking Korean]
390
00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:57,449
[Sighs]
391
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,330
Now do you see why I didn't want you to meet my family?
392
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:04,673
Hey. My family's a circus with a blind ringmaster.
393
00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,801
Somehow we both managed to turn out normal.
394
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:14,140
We're normal, right?
395
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,150
Why is your hand not on the wheel, Joyce?
396
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:20,182
I have a hand on the wheel.
397
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:21,746
I need to see where to turn, Mel!
398
00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:23,445
Well, you need to see the road, for crying out loud.
399
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,116
We have two good eyes in this car.
400
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,655
I have two, yes, and one is here.
401
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:29,220
- No, you may not see the phone. - Melvin Fisher!
402
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,889
I'm not showing you the phone until you pull over.
403
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,427
I'm not pulling over! We need to get to Katie!
404
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:33,502
Pull over if you want to see the phone!
405
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:34,960
- I'm not pulling over! - Pull over!
406
00:16:34,998 --> 00:16:36,228
[Siren wails]
407
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,366
All right, I'll pull over.
408
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,304
Okay, don't panic. I'll handle this.
409
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,573
Nope. I got it.
410
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,400
When it comes to tickets, I know exactly what to do.
411
00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:48,637
Hello, sir.
412
00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,341
I'm a woman.
413
00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:54,083
I didn't mean "sir" in a guy kind of way.
414
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:57,080
I meant, like, offi-cer.
415
00:16:57,113 --> 00:17:00,423
Good save. License and registration.
416
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,750
Okay, officer, here's the deal.
417
00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:03,124
- Okay, Mel, I got it. - No, no.
418
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,622
Our daughter is missing. Well, not missing.
419
00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:06,564
But she's not where she's supposed to be,
420
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,059
and we don't know if she went to get drugs or...
421
00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:09,561
Drugs? I was thinking sex.
422
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:12,332
I hadn't even thought of sex. What if it's sex and drugs?
423
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:13,262
[Cell phone beeps]
424
00:17:13,296 --> 00:17:16,056
Katie is turning left on south...
425
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,269
She's supposed to be at my house,
426
00:17:18,301 --> 00:17:19,871
because I should have done the right thing
427
00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:21,242
and told her she couldn't go to Morgan's,
428
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,440
but now the delinquent lush Morgan's probably got her
429
00:17:23,473 --> 00:17:25,813
on some fraternity booze cruise right now,
430
00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:27,312
and it's all my fault.
431
00:17:27,343 --> 00:17:29,783
Joyce, it's okay. We're... we're figuring it out.
432
00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:32,082
Officer, look, just give her a ticket or don't.
433
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,015
- Wait. What? - Do what you got to do,
434
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:36,320
but we need to get out of here, like, now.
435
00:17:36,352 --> 00:17:38,792
This Morgan sounds like a real nightmare.
436
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:40,121
Get out of here.
437
00:17:40,156 --> 00:17:41,586
- Thank you, offic... - [Tires squealing]
438
00:17:41,624 --> 00:17:42,894
They got off at three.
439
00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:44,585
Katie and the drug man are on three.
440
00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,727
Oh, my heart is pounding. I can't calm down.
441
00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:49,433
It would be 1,000 times worse if you had seen the lobby.
442
00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:50,565
My nose saw it.
443
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,300
Wow.
444
00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:54,095
We've talked more about how to handle Katie
445
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:56,707
in the last two days than we ever did when we were married.
446
00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,839
Yeah, now that we're apart, we make a pretty great team.
447
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,305
I need to be a little more like you
448
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:03,714
and not afraid to crack down.
449
00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:08,522
And now you say something, Mel.
450
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:11,651
I... I... yeah, I need to be a little...
451
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:13,858
less like me.
452
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,620
[Elevator bell dings]
453
00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:17,088
Katie!
454
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:20,096
Don't go in there. Hugs, not drugs.
455
00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:21,929
But nothing more than hugs.
456
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:23,774
What are you guys doing here?
457
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,030
We can discuss that later.
458
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:26,968
Katie, we need to talk about your behavior lately.
459
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,673
But this is not about punishment.
460
00:18:29,706 --> 00:18:31,636
We just... we want you to be okay.
461
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:32,614
I'm fine.
462
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:33,982
Oh, good.
463
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,240
Now it's about punishment.
464
00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:37,278
How did you even know where I w...
465
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:40,353
- [cell phone beeps] - Katie has arrived at 91...
466
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,423
You're tracking me?
467
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:45,551
Mm, not you, actually. Your... your phone.
468
00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:46,758
Katie, if we weren't tracking you,
469
00:18:46,789 --> 00:18:48,189
how would we have stopped you
470
00:18:48,224 --> 00:18:50,694
from going into the evil drug man's apartment?
471
00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:53,057
Is that him? Is that the drug man?
472
00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:56,866
Um, Mel, baby, you okay?
473
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:01,040
You must be Runyen's parents.
474
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:03,170
Whoa! How fun is this?
475
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,566
It is so nice to finally meet you.
476
00:19:05,608 --> 00:19:07,038
Boy, Runyen is a delightful kid.
477
00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,436
- I'm Joyce. - He's... he's a...
478
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,348
We've been meaning to have you over for lunch...
479
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,610
He's sharp as a tack.
480
00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:12,878
- He's very polite. - Or brunch or...
481
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:15,516
- Delightful. - "Food in the day" thing.
482
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:16,551
I'm Mel.
483
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:18,616
Henry had a hard time sleeping,
484
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,055
and he wanted to go home.
485
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,259
So I called Katie to come get me.
486
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:26,362
Oh, so you only left Morgan's because...
487
00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:27,556
Yep.
488
00:19:27,597 --> 00:19:28,997
- You were gonna bring him... - Uh-huh.
489
00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:31,472
He didn't want you guys to show up and make a scene
490
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,271
- like you did last night. - [Chuckles]
491
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,102
And yet, here you are.
492
00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:38,139
[Scoffs]
493
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,150
He's the easier one.
494
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,619
I was happy to be back
495
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,421
in the predictable weirdness that was my family.
496
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,993
- Kitty-Kat... - Katie, sweetie...
497
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,391
Nope.
498
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,162
That night taught me that if someone's predictable,
499
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,691
it also means, in a weird way...
500
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,527
you can depend on them...
501
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,362
[Elvis whimpers]
502
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:01,467
And trust that they can take care of themselves.
503
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,771
Or you.
504
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,502
Good boy.
505
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,467
Oh, sure, Katie was upset at first,
506
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,866
but it didn't last the way I would've predicted...
507
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,081
You know they just did that because they...
508
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,353
Oh, I know.
509
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,381
And you know I have to milk this for a little while.
510
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,246
Makes sense.
511
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,254
- I'm gonna go order pizza. - Okay.
512
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,916
Because that night she learned
513
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,925
that even with all the stuff mom and dad were going through,
514
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,605
she could still trust them to take care of her.
515
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:34,276
[whispering] Is that too much?
516
00:20:34,312 --> 00:20:37,112
- Seemed right. - Okay.
517
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:44,120
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