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Here comes the drain.
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- Thank you.
- For a blind guy,
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my dad was great at
navigating rough terrain.
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- Don't forget to warn me abou...
- Now.
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Thanks.
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There was only one real bump in his path...
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Looking good, babe.
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- Dad!
- Hey!
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Having a teenage daughter.
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♪ Let's tell the world
all the things we've done ♪
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♪ The places we've been
in the setting sun ♪
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♪ I've got a song and a smile so bright ♪
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♪ I'll make you wish
you were here tonight ♪
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♪ I'll make you wish
you were here tonight ♪
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Okay, Henry, next one.
Remember, first thought.
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What do you see? There
are no wrong answers.
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- I see a bird...
- Mm-hmm.
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Who wishes his mom would leave him
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out of her cognitive-behavior homework.
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What's wrong, dude?
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Scared to look inside yourself?
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I see a man and a woman,
and they're totally, like...
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- Not your card, Runyen.
- [Cell phone rings]
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Hey, Katie.
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How goes game night at
Morgan's? Give me the deets.
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I need you to pick me up.
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Ooh, did Morgan and
Dustin get back together?
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Are you feeling a little third wheel-y?
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- [Siren whoops]
- Mm...
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Not exactly.
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I just don't understand why we can't go.
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The cops are breaking
it up. It must be epic.
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Again, Runyen, I'm gonna ask you to zip it.
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If their dad finds out,
he might go into a rage.
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[Whispering] So just be cool,
and everything will be fine.
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Yeah, it's not gonna be fine.
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The thing about my family is
they are totally predictable.
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Mel. Where are you going?
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You cut the pizza party
short to stand outside my door
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talking for the last three minutes.
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Something is up. You'll
brief me in the car.
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Let's do this.
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Like I said, predictable.
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Okay, now, Mel, let's just
wait and hear the whole story.
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[Siren whoops]
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I'm caught up. You two stay in the car.
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Oh, Mel, baby, come on!
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I'm sorry, man.
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What are you talking about?
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This is our first high-school party.
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I mean, we're watching behind glass,
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but I'm still counting it.
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I'm sure Katie can explain this.
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And you think she'll tell the truth?
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- Yes. I trust our daughter.
- Oh, and I don't?
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I don't, actually.
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Game night, yeah.
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There's one game teenagers like to play,
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and the last round usually
involves peeing on a stick.
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This is nuts.
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Tomorrow night we're staying at your place.
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God, I hope they tase someone.
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I know what it looks
like, but I didn't drink.
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- Uh-huh.
- The only reason
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we left game night was
because Morgan found out
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that Dustin cheated on her.
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I knew it. Did I not call that?
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- Also not the point.
- Morgan.
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I knew that kid was trouble.
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Remember she wore lipstick
to preschool graduation.
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She was bummed, and she started drinking.
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Her, not me, and I
didn't want to leave her.
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And then I called you guys.
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Don't I get points for that?
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Sure. Yeah, I'll give
you ten points for that,
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bringing tonight's total to...
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Negative-7,000.
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Ugh!
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- She left?
- Yep.
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And so did you. Okay.
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Forward.
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In every relationship, whether
it's with your daughter,
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your ex-wife, or your guide dog,
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there comes a point when
you have to learn to trust.
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Elvis, forward.
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For dad, he and Katie hadn't
reached that point yet.
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[Elvis whimpers]
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And neither had he and Elvis.
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Oh! I think your dad just got tased!
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I'm okay.
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[Sighs] No, he's up.
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Even if you didn't drink,
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your brain is basically drunk on hormones.
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You should be locked in your
room until you graduate college.
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- Okay, can I just say that...
- Both: No.
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- Look, go up to your room...
- Ugh!
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- And let me talk to your dad.
- And while you're up there,
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don't do anything that
might bring the cops!
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Dude, this place is like a reality show.
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I just wish I could TiVo
the parts I'm not here for.
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Set your DVR, 'cause we're staying
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at your place tomorrow
night. I need a break.
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Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.
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Make it work. You're giving me one night.
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I mean, two years and
I've never been there.
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You think this place is bad?
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My place is a nightmare.
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I'm using mouthwash, and
there's alcohol in it!
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- Do you trust me to rinse?
- You say "rinse,"
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but you'll probably take it
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to some fake game night and
make mouthwash margaritas!
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- Ugh!
- [door slams]
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Okay, I'll give you one night.
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How did you not see this coming?
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Morgan? A game night?
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The only game was fooling you
so they could go to that party.
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Look, you're probably right about Morgan,
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but I trust Katie.
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- You don't think she drank?
- She totally drank!
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- Runyen!
- Mel, baby, I'm on your side!
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She's a good kid. If she
says she didn't drink...
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Come on, Joyce.
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If we let this go, then the next
time the party could be here,
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although you, I guess, would love that.
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You'd be dancing by the
blender, making frozen daiquiris.
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Yeah, they'd be virgin daiquiris,
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and I would make all
sorts of fun appetizers,
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and the cops would come over
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just because they want to hang out.
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Yeah. Okay. You know what?
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This is why it's good that discipline
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is my department and not yours.
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No. Now it's our department.
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Now that we're separated,
I will parent as I see fit.
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And since it happened on my night,
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I will punish her accordingly.
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When she's at your house,
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you can sew a Scarlet "D" on her sweater,
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and, yes, I joined a book club.
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Fine. I guess we're done here.
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Come on, Elvis. Here, pup!
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[Door closes]
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Need a ride?
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Would you mind?
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So there are no wrong answers.
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Just tell me what you see
right when you look at it, okay?
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It's just that I'm not
really supposed to...
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a blob?
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A blob?
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No. You're suppo... okay,
no, let's just try again.
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Uh, a different blob.
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I'm sorry. Could you just...
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Okay, I feel like you're not even trying.
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- [Cell phone rings]
- Oh.
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Just give me one sec. Hey, Mel.
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Just calling to get the verdict
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in "pParents V. Only teen
ever to not drink at a party."
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Katie and I had a long powwow...
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Unbelievable. You're not punishing her.
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No. I am not.
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Clearly you have trust issues, Mel,
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because you didn't even
trust me to handle this.
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- Well, you didn't.
- I did.
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I talked to her.
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I assume the best, where
you assume the worst.
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I trust her, and trust is the water
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that allows her to grow.
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What, are you reading that off a mug?
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Forward, Elvis.
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- [Elvis whimpers]
- Forward.
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Buddy, we walk this way every day.
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- Come on.
- [Elvis whimpers]
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[Sighs] Would somebody in
my life please do what I...
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[Elvis barks]
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Hello? Mel?
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Joyce, upon further reflection,
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you may have a point about my trust issues.
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
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Okay.
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Little help?
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Blind guy in a hole!
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I'm telling you, dude...
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you don't want to sleep over here.
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Last chance to push the eject button.
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I already pushed it to eject from my house.
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- How bad can your family be?
- You're about to find out.
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Take off your shoes and
step into the freak show.
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Runyen's place was
nothing like I predicted.
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It was so much better.
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Hey, boys. Right on time.
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It's nice to finally meet you, Henry.
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I hope you're hungry.
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We're hungry. We're growing.
It's dinnertime. God!
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[Speaking Korean]
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[Speaking Korean]
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Hey! English!
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Yaya said you're handsome,
and then my mom agreed.
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They both love your hair.
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Henry, please sit. Eat.
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[Sighs] I'm sorry,
dude. You asked for this.
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[Grunts]
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Save room for dessert.
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Don't get too excited. It's just doughnuts.
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"Just doughnuts" is gonna
put you through college.
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My parents own the donut
palace on Sepulveda.
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We take home whatever's left over.
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Those headphones alone
cost me 600 doughnuts.
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Are these real plates?
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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You want to binge-watch something?
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The DVR is 98% full, and
it's stressing me out.
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Oh, thanks, mom, but I'm going out.
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I have time for a few
rorschach cards, though.
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Oh, cool. That's great.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, nowhere, just gonna
spend the night at Morgan's,
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you know, probably catch
up on some homework.
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That one looks like a library.
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Morgan, as in "Morgan
who was drunkenly singing"
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Bohemian Rhapsody to the
cops last night" Morgan?
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[Chuckles] Yeah. Her parents grounded her.
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So I have to go to her place.
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They don't get her like you get me.
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- Oh, I get you.
- Yeah.
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Wow. Her parents sound
rough, like a couple of Mels.
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Good luck with them tonight.
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Yeah, you know, actually,
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they're not gonna be home
'cause they have to work late,
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which, you know, thank God.
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Means we can do our homework in peace.
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- Yeah, hallelujah.
- [Laughs] Yeah.
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You know, we should, um, actually call dad.
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I mean, I'm totally cool with it,
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but we should run it by corporate.
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But do we have to on your night?
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- [Line trilling]
- It's probably best.
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But you know what?
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Let me ask him, and he'll know
it comes with my green light.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Mel.
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It's Joyce and Katie. Say hi.
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- Hey, dad.
- And, uh, she just asked
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if she could spend the night at Morgan's.
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Her parents won't be
there, which I'm cool with.
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But, um, we know your comfort
level isn't where mine is,
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so we just wanted to get your input.
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- Sounds okay to me.
- [Whispering] Sorry.
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- Thanks, dad.
- Wait. What?
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They're staying at Morgan's, right?
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Yep, promise.
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That's what they're saying.
252
00:09:44,213 --> 00:09:46,414
"They" being Katie and Morgan.
253
00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:48,449
- Morgan.
- Have fun, sweetie!
254
00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:50,418
Thanks, dad!
255
00:09:50,452 --> 00:09:53,988
Great. That's gre... that's great.
256
00:09:54,022 --> 00:09:55,489
You don't have to do this.
257
00:09:55,524 --> 00:09:56,891
I want to.
258
00:09:56,925 --> 00:09:59,627
Chores, structure, routine...
259
00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:01,062
I love it.
260
00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:05,166
[Speaking Korean]
261
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,535
English!
262
00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:10,104
She says your pants will
be ready in two minutes.
263
00:10:10,138 --> 00:10:11,172
Sweet.
264
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:12,673
Yaya just saved you 25 doughnuts.
265
00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:14,408
[Microwave bell dings]
266
00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:16,043
Henry.
267
00:10:18,814 --> 00:10:20,147
It's warm.
268
00:10:20,182 --> 00:10:23,873
Seven seconds in a microwave.
I just changed your life.
269
00:10:23,907 --> 00:10:25,908
[Speaking Korean]
270
00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:29,879
English!
271
00:10:29,913 --> 00:10:31,280
It's perfect here.
272
00:10:31,315 --> 00:10:32,548
I feel like at any point,
273
00:10:32,582 --> 00:10:35,184
your family's just gonna break into song.
274
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:39,255
[Scoffs] You have no
idea what you just did.
275
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:43,659
♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework ♪
276
00:10:43,693 --> 00:10:47,563
♪ come and show 'em what you're worth ♪
277
00:10:47,597 --> 00:10:51,033
All: * make 'em go, "oh, oh, oh" *
278
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:55,104
♪ as you shoot across the sky-y-y ♪
279
00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:58,074
Why didn't you tell her no?
280
00:10:58,108 --> 00:10:59,308
Who's this?
281
00:10:59,343 --> 00:11:01,510
You're the one that's
supposed to tell her no.
282
00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:02,945
I had a feeling you'd be stopping by
283
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:03,913
after our phone call.
284
00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,080
Come on in.
285
00:11:05,115 --> 00:11:08,217
Yes, after dropping Katie off at Morgan's,
286
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,286
although I should've just
driven her straight to Tijuana
287
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,654
and cut out the middleman.
288
00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:13,189
You know, I have a bottle
of wine I've been saving
289
00:11:13,223 --> 00:11:15,658
for a victory in a big case, but honestly,
290
00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:19,028
me trusting Katie more than
you do is so much sweeter.
291
00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:28,938
[Sighs]
292
00:11:29,972 --> 00:11:32,241
Do you think Rachel
Federman stuffs her bra?
293
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,642
Totally, right?
294
00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:36,712
I meant to talk to you about that.
295
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,151
[Sighs]
296
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:45,388
Uh, dude...
297
00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,089
What?
298
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,291
If this is your bed, I
can sleep in the other one.
299
00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:50,893
Oh, you're not gonna want to do that.
300
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,528
Why not?
301
00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:02,671
Good night, Yaya.
302
00:12:02,706 --> 00:12:08,177
[Speaking Korean]
303
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:11,180
[Whispering] She sleeps in your room?
304
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:13,382
[Whispering] Technically, this is her room.
305
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:14,884
[Normal voice] And you
don't have to whisper.
306
00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:18,587
[Snoring]
307
00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:21,957
Thanks for sleeping over.
308
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,094
Sorry I was so weird about it.
309
00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:40,176
Ahh. That is nice.
310
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,544
You sure I can't get you a glass?
311
00:12:41,578 --> 00:12:43,479
Of your "rub it in my face" wine?
312
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,915
No, thank you.
313
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:49,618
So you fell into a hole, and
now you trust your daughter?
314
00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,120
Yeah, what can I tell you, Joyce?
315
00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:52,555
I learned how to trust.
316
00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:54,357
First my guide dog and then my daughter.
317
00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:56,292
As a wise mug once said,
318
00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:59,028
"trust is the water
that allows her to grow."
319
00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:01,230
Good wine, right?
320
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:03,099
What happened to you in that hole?
321
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,034
I'm gonna get you your own glass.
322
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,602
I know where both my kids are, Joyce,
323
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:07,737
and they are totally fine.
324
00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:09,672
Katie's with Morgan... totally fine.
325
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,274
Henry's with Runyen... totally fine.
326
00:13:12,309 --> 00:13:15,277
[Yaya snoring]
327
00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:24,954
Oh, God.
328
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,861
[Snoring]
329
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,162
[Speaking Korean]
330
00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:34,163
[Screams]
331
00:13:34,197 --> 00:13:37,248
[All screaming]
332
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,584
I wish I'd had more than three sips
333
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:43,454
so I could blame what I'm
about to say on the wine.
334
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,856
But you're right.
335
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,592
Our kids are smart. We have to trust them.
336
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,595
So glad you're finally
seeing things my way,
337
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:54,299
which, of course, is
your fake way from before.
338
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,600
To trust.
339
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,801
- Okay.
- [Glasses clink]
340
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,403
[Cell phone beeps]
341
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,271
[Computerized voice] Katie is headed south
342
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,273
on Grandview Avenue.
343
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,741
Is that your phone?
344
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,343
Uh, I don't know. I didn't hear anything.
345
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,644
[Cell phone beeps]
346
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,246
Katie is headed southwest...
347
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,782
Are you tracking Katie on your phone?
348
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,651
Tracking who on my what? No, I'm...
349
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,386
- No. Elvis, find my phone.
- Oh, my God.
350
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,888
Elvis, fetch phone. Fetch phone!
351
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,423
[Cell phone beeps] Katie is headed south...
352
00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:23,931
Katie is continuing on...
353
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,733
So the whole time you
were sitting here gloating,
354
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,535
you were tracking her.
355
00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,169
Yes, and because of that,
we now know that Katie
356
00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:32,373
is not where she said she would
be, and we know where she is.
357
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:34,742
You're welcome.
358
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,877
It feels like you're giving me a mean look,
359
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:39,980
when Katie's the one
who did something wrong.
360
00:14:40,015 --> 00:14:41,749
You're still glaring at me, aren't you?
361
00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:43,150
Oh, yeah.
362
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:45,352
[Sighs] Straight to voice mail.
363
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:47,621
They'll make an app that'll
let you stalk your daughter,
364
00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:49,123
but not one that'll make her pick up.
365
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,357
"Stalk." Joyce, come on,
366
00:14:50,392 --> 00:14:52,059
it's just a way for me to keep track of her
367
00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:54,094
that she does not need to know about.
368
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:55,262
It's perfectly innocent.
369
00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:57,097
- It's creepy.
- How is it creepy?
370
00:14:57,132 --> 00:14:58,866
[Cell phone beeps] Joyce is headed north...
371
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,336
- Are you... what the...
- Mute. Siri, go to mute.
372
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,638
- Ha!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
373
00:15:04,673 --> 00:15:06,073
I get that you're mad.
374
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:10,142
But believe me, if you ever get
kidnapped, you will thank me.
375
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,644
May I have my phone back, please,
376
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,645
so we can find our daughter?
377
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,081
Hmm...
378
00:15:17,474 --> 00:15:19,308
Who throws a phone out of a moving car?
379
00:15:19,342 --> 00:15:23,145
Who tracks their family
like they're on house arrest?
380
00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:25,881
The stricter you are, Mel,
the more she's going to rebel.
381
00:15:25,915 --> 00:15:27,683
And if something really goes wrong,
382
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:29,985
she's going to be afraid to come to us.
383
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,521
I'm just trying to keep an
open line of communication.
384
00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:34,790
Well, the last thing
she openly communicated
385
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:38,093
was that she was gonna be
studying at Morgan's house.
386
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:39,361
- How's that working out?
- [Cell phone beeps]
387
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,796
Katie is headed north...
388
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,164
- One o'clock.
- Got it!
389
00:15:42,198 --> 00:15:46,402
[Speaking Korean]
390
00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:57,446
[Sighs]
391
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,329
Now do you see why I didn't
want you to meet my family?
392
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:04,666
Hey. My family's a circus
with a blind ringmaster.
393
00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,802
Somehow we both managed to turn out normal.
394
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:14,143
We're normal, right?
395
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,148
Why is your hand not on the wheel, Joyce?
396
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:20,182
I have a hand on the wheel.
397
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:21,750
I need to see where to turn, Mel!
398
00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:23,452
Well, you need to see the
road, for crying out loud.
399
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,120
We have two good eyes in this car.
400
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,655
I have two, yes, and one is here.
401
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:29,224
- No, you may not see the phone.
- Melvin Fisher!
402
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,893
I'm not showing you the
phone until you pull over.
403
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,428
I'm not pulling over!
We need to get to Katie!
404
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:33,495
Pull over if you want to see the phone!
405
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:34,963
- I'm not pulling over!
- Pull over!
406
00:16:34,998 --> 00:16:36,231
[Siren wails]
407
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,367
All right, I'll pull over.
408
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,298
Okay, don't panic. I'll handle this.
409
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,566
Nope. I got it.
410
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,402
When it comes to tickets,
I know exactly what to do.
411
00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:48,637
Hello, sir.
412
00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,339
I'm a woman.
413
00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:54,076
I didn't mean "sir" in a guy kind of way.
414
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:57,079
I meant, like, offi-cer.
415
00:16:57,113 --> 00:17:00,415
Good save. License and registration.
416
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,750
Okay, officer, here's the deal.
417
00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:03,118
- Okay, Mel, I got it.
- No, no.
418
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,620
Our daughter is missing. Well, not missing.
419
00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:06,555
But she's not where she's supposed to be,
420
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,056
and we don't know if she
went to get drugs or...
421
00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:09,558
Drugs? I was thinking sex.
422
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:12,327
I hadn't even thought of sex.
What if it's sex and drugs?
423
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:13,261
[Cell phone beeps]
424
00:17:13,296 --> 00:17:16,064
Katie is turning left on south...
425
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,266
She's supposed to be at my house,
426
00:17:18,301 --> 00:17:19,868
because I should have done the right thing
427
00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:21,236
and told her she couldn't go to Morgan's,
428
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,438
but now the delinquent lush
Morgan's probably got her
429
00:17:23,473 --> 00:17:25,807
on some fraternity booze cruise right now,
430
00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:27,309
and it's all my fault.
431
00:17:27,343 --> 00:17:29,778
Joyce, it's okay. We're...
we're figuring it out.
432
00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:32,080
Officer, look, just give
her a ticket or don't.
433
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,016
- Wait. What?
- Do what you got to do,
434
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:36,318
but we need to get out of here, like, now.
435
00:17:36,352 --> 00:17:38,787
This Morgan sounds like a real nightmare.
436
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:40,122
Get out of here.
437
00:17:40,156 --> 00:17:41,590
- Thank you, offic...
- [Tires squealing]
438
00:17:41,624 --> 00:17:42,891
They got off at three.
439
00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:44,593
Katie and the drug man are on three.
440
00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,728
Oh, my heart is pounding.
I can't calm down.
441
00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:49,431
It would be 1,000 times worse
if you had seen the lobby.
442
00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:50,565
My nose saw it.
443
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,300
Wow.
444
00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:54,102
We've talked more about how to handle Katie
445
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:56,705
in the last two days than we
ever did when we were married.
446
00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,840
Yeah, now that we're apart,
we make a pretty great team.
447
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,309
I need to be a little more like you
448
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:03,712
and not afraid to crack down.
449
00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:08,517
And now you say something, Mel.
450
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:11,653
I... I... yeah, I need to be a little...
451
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:13,855
less like me.
452
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,624
[Elevator bell dings]
453
00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:17,092
Katie!
454
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:20,095
Don't go in there. Hugs, not drugs.
455
00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:21,930
But nothing more than hugs.
456
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:23,765
What are you guys doing here?
457
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,033
We can discuss that later.
458
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:26,969
Katie, we need to talk
about your behavior lately.
459
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,671
But this is not about punishment.
460
00:18:29,706 --> 00:18:31,640
We just... we want you to be okay.
461
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:32,607
I'm fine.
462
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:33,976
Oh, good.
463
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,243
Now it's about punishment.
464
00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:37,279
How did you even know where I w...
465
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:40,349
- [cell phone beeps]
- Katie has arrived at 91...
466
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,416
You're tracking me?
467
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:45,554
Mm, not you, actually. Your... your phone.
468
00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:46,755
Katie, if we weren't tracking you,
469
00:18:46,789 --> 00:18:48,190
how would we have stopped you
470
00:18:48,224 --> 00:18:50,692
from going into the evil
drug man's apartment?
471
00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:53,061
Is that him? Is that the drug man?
472
00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:56,865
Um, Mel, baby, you okay?
473
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:01,036
You must be Runyen's parents.
474
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:03,171
Whoa! How fun is this?
475
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,574
It is so nice to finally meet you.
476
00:19:05,608 --> 00:19:07,042
Boy, Runyen is a delightful kid.
477
00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,443
- I'm Joyce.
- He's... he's a...
478
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,345
We've been meaning to
have you over for lunch...
479
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,613
He's sharp as a tack.
480
00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:12,881
- He's very polite.
- Or brunch or...
481
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:15,517
- Delightful.
- "Food in the day" thing.
482
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:16,551
I'm Mel.
483
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:18,620
Henry had a hard time sleeping,
484
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,055
and he wanted to go home.
485
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,257
So I called Katie to come get me.
486
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:26,361
Oh, so you only left Morgan's because...
487
00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:27,562
Yep.
488
00:19:27,597 --> 00:19:28,997
- You were gonna bring him...
- Uh-huh.
489
00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:31,466
He didn't want you guys
to show up and make a scene
490
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,268
- like you did last night.
- [Chuckles]
491
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,104
And yet, here you are.
492
00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:38,140
[Scoffs]
493
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,145
He's the easier one.
494
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,617
I was happy to be back
495
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,418
in the predictable
weirdness that was my family.
496
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,987
- Kitty-Kat...
- Katie, sweetie...
497
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,388
Nope.
498
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,156
That night taught me that
if someone's predictable,
499
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,692
it also means, in a weird way...
500
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,527
you can depend on them...
501
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,363
[Elvis whimpers]
502
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:01,467
And trust that they can
take care of themselves.
503
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,768
Or you.
504
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,503
Good boy.
505
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,472
Oh, sure, Katie was upset at first,
506
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,874
but it didn't last the
way I would've predicted...
507
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,078
You know they just did that because they...
508
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,346
Oh, I know.
509
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,382
And you know I have to milk
this for a little while.
510
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,250
Makes sense.
511
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,252
- I'm gonna go order pizza.
- Okay.
512
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,920
Because that night she learned
513
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,934
that even with all the stuff
mom and dad were going through,
514
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:34,278
[whispering] Is that too much?
515
00:20:34,312 --> 00:20:37,114
- Seemed right.
- Okay.
516
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:44,115
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