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What I'd like to do today is
get your version of what happened.
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- You mean the truth?
- Of course.
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First, just state your name and
your occupation for the record.
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Egg Shen, bus driver.
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Bus driver.
What kind of bus and where, please?
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Tour bus. Bus for tourists.
San Francisco Chinatown.
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Thank you. Now, before we get
to the meat of this thing,
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do you at the present time
have any knowledge
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of the whereabouts of
a Mr. Jack Burton or his truck?
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- Oh, God. Will you leave him alone?
- Mr. Shen, please.
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You could be in a great deal of trouble.
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Half a city block
explodes in a ball of green flame.
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Green flame! All hell is breaking loose here.
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And there are people
who say you're involved,
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that you might be responsible,
that you're a very dangerous man.
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- Now, if you're protecting Jack Burton...
- You leave Jack Burton alone!
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We are in his debt.
He showed great courage.
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OK.
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But if I'm gonna be your attorney,
there are a few things I have to know
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that still don't make any sense to me.
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Like...
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do you really believe in magic?
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You mean Chinese black magic?
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- Yes.
- Absolutely.
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Are you still serious about this? And
monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
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Sure. And sorcery.
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And I suppose that you expect me
to believe in sorcery as well?
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- Of course.
- Why?
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Because it's real.
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How can I know that, Mr. Shen?
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- How?
- Yes, how? Help me out here.
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Please.
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See? That was nothing.
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But that's how it always begins.
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Very small.
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This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express
and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin'.
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It's like I told my last wife.
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I says "Honey,
I never drive faster than I can see."
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"Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
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You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and
take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
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When some wild-eyed maniac
grabs your neck,
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taps the back of your head
up against a barroom wall,
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he looks you crooked in the eye
and asks you if you've paid your dues,
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you just stare that big sucker
back in the eye,
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and remember what Jack Burton
always says.
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"Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."
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Well, you see, I'm not sayin' that I've been
everywhere and I've done everything.
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But I do know it's a pretty
amazing planet we live on here,
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and a man would have to be some kinda
fool to think we're all alone in this universe.
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I can't believe you're stuck on even.
This is odd!
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All right, even! Another even! Come on!
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You want one more? All right!
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- What do we got? He can't count.
- Even!
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Learn how to play some fan-tan here,
buddy-boy!
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Three!
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Heaven and earth, boys. What can I tell ya?
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You like that one?
What did he say, Wang? In English?
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Something about beginner's luck.
It doesn't translate. But he quits.
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He quits? What is this? It's a brand-new day
and he's still got 100 bucks in his pocket.
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I'm not gonna complain, because I'll bet I'd
have lost my shirt in the next 20 minutes.
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Breaks my heart to do this,
but the next time I'm down here,
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you'll gang up on Jack so fast
he won't know what the hell happened.
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- No.
- Ah, sure. Easy come, easy go, Wang.
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No!
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Not next time. Now.
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Is this gonna get ugly now? I hope not.
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I thought what we were here,
racial differences aside,
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was a coupla old friends,
both of us Californians.
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Shit, Wang. It's only a game.
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Nothin' or double.
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This knife cuts this bottle in half.
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- Nothin' or double.
- Bullshit.
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- Nothin' or double.
- Why, man? Don't be stupid.
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- I need the money.
- I got near a thousand bucks here, Wang.
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1,148, Jack.
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OK. But not that bottle.
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This bottle.
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OK.
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You're outta your mind, Wang.
God bless ya!
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- It's all in the reflexes.
- It always works at home.
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Have me over for dinner some year
and prove it.
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In the meantime, pay up: $1,148 times two.
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- I don't have that kind of money.
- I didn't hear that.
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I'm just a poor Chinese boy, you know?
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You own a restaurant. That's more than me.
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Yeah, right. What I meant was,
I don't got that kind of money on me.
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That's what I thought you meant.
Where's your truck?
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- I gotta go somewhere.
- No, you don't.
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I do. How about we meet in my restaurant
in a few hours? I pay then.
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- You pay now. Where you gotta go?
- The airport.
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- Yeah, right. Over my dead body.
- If need be.
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- I'll follow you.
- You don't trust me? That makes me sad.
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- It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.
- Save it. I'll give you a lift. Get in.
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- You were gonna follow me, Jack.
- I know, then I came to my senses.
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- So who are we pickin' up?
- A girl. I don't wanna talk about it.
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- A girl? Where from?
- Peking.
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This is a big day in my life. I should
have gone home and gotten 40 winks.
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A girl from China?
All right, I never done that.
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I picked up girls from everywhere else,
but never from China. Is she pretty?
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- I'm gonna marry her, Jack.
- Oh, God!
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I've known her since we were kids.
I haven't seen her in five years.
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I came here alone.
I worked my fingers till they bled.
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Before you knew me, I slept on the floor.
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I saved every nickel to bring her here
because I love her so much.
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I can't eat, sleep or think properly
without her any more.
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She'll put my whole life in order.
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Boy, listen to me. Real tough guy.
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You sound a little nervous, pal.
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That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind
and my spirit are goin' north and south.
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Flight number 26 has just arrived
at gate number seven.
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Whoa. Who is that?
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She has green eyes.
You know how rare that is, Jack?
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- How can you tell from here?
- Not her. She's trouble. Miao Yin.
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Beautiful green eyes, like creamy jade.
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Trouble, huh?
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- Can I ask you a serious question?
- Absolutely not.
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Would you consider jumping right into...
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Sure, but not with a man in your condition.
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- What's wrong with my condition?
- Try standing downwind where I am.
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It's Miller time.
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You know what I say when it's Miller time?
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Wait a minute!
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- Don't!
- Don't what?
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The Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks
from Chinatown. What are they doing here?
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Tara!
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Miao Yin!
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Excuse me.
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Let's you and me have a little talk, friend.
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What?
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Where'd you get that?
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Wait a minute, pal.
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Get that one!
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Come on, Jack!
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Where?
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Call the cops!
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Son of a bitch must pay!
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What's goin' on, Wang?
Why'd they steal your girl?
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You tell me! How come it's not safe to walk
in Central Park or to give a stranger a lift?
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Because the world's full of crazy people.
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The American girl knew something was up.
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Stay away from her. She's a lawyer.
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She's a what? Oh, come on!
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- What the hell...?
- They got a clubhouse where they hang out.
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- To sharpen their knives?
- I can't ask you to...
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- Where is it?
- Thank you, Jack.
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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Mr. Egg Shen, with this wonderful tour.
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Sit back and enjoy yourselves, see?
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Long time ago, Chinese men with
gold-rush fever flooded into California.
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We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see?
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Leaving behind their wives and children.
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Working for years to complete
the transcontinental railroad,
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saving all their pennies.
And then they sent for their families
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to help build this beautiful Chinatown
you see outside your window
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this fine warm day.
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- Go right, down that alley. Lords of Death!
- What alley?
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Go right! Now!
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- Where the hell are we?
- Come on, Jack.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
I don't suppose you saw a...
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No.
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Keep moving.
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- What is it? A parade?
- A funeral.
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- A fighting tong. They're Chang Sings.
- A fighting tong?
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Don't panic, Jack.
They're OK. They're good guys.
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Maybe we should try a different alley.
What do you say?
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Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings.
They got enemies?
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- Wing Kong.
- Who wear red turbans?
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Holy shit!
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These guys are animals, Jack.
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- What's happening, Wang?
- Chinese standoff.
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A what?
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Don't make a sound.
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Who's that?
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No questions! Just get outta here, Jack!
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Jack!
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- I think it was Lo Pan.
- Who?
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- Don't look, Jack!
- I already did.
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- Who? I mean, what?
- Lo Pan. Come on!
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- I can't see!
- It's OK. It's only temporary. Over here.
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Bend over.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I ran straight through him, Wang.
How the hell did I do that?
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- You didn't. It only appeared that way.
- Right!
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- Lords of Death, Jack.
- OK, I'm goin' home. Keep your money.
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- Hey, Wang Chi!
- Lookin' for us?
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- They know your name.
- That's not good. Let's go!
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- My truck!
- Forget it!
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Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong,
Jack. Just errand boys for the Wing Kong.
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Great! Who wiped out all those
yellow turbans? Those guys were winning.
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He says it was the Storms.
The Three Storms.
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Three guys did all that? Listen.
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What about that...
whatever it was I ran straight through?
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Fast!
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Lucky us. We made it.
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All right, where's my truck? I'm outta here.
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Isn't your truck insured?
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- Of course it is.
- Then smart man gets it later.
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Smart man calls the cops.
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- Cops got better things to do than get killed.
- So do I!
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Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento.
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Well, there's gotta be a listing, honey.
I pay 'em six G's a year in premiums.
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China is here, Mr. Burton.
The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong.
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- They've been fighting for centuries.
- What does that mean? "China is here"?
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I don't know what that means.
All I know is,
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this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air
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in the middle of an alley, while his buddies
fly around, cuttin' everybody to shreds,
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and he stands there, waiting for me
to drive my truck straight through him,
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- with light comin' out of his mouth!
- Jack, please.
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- When did this happen?
- It didn't, not like he says.
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Yeah, it did. Two hours ago. Tall guy, weird
clothes. First you see him, then you don't.
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Lo Pan appeared on the street?
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to alarm you, Uncle.
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I'm gonna tell you about an accident
and I don't wanna hear "act of God", OK?
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All right, look. What's your name?
Mine's Jack Burton.
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- Good afternoon, Mr. Wong.
- Eddie Lee, meet my friend, Jack Burton.
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- Eddie's the new maître d' here.
- And a whole lot more.
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Well, I don't know my policy number.
It's in the glove compartment.
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Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya?
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- Jack Burton?
- Yeah.
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Boy. The guy you always told me about.
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- Then that was your abandoned truck.
- Abandoned, like hell!
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Hello. Hello?
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Oh, Christ!
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Bad news. The Lords of Death
stole it after you ran away.
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- They stole my truck?
- Take it easy, Jack. You're with friends.
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- We'll find it for you.
- Damn right you will.
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And my money. And time is money
to a guy like me.
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And your phone is dead, by the way.
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-How do you think I feel? I lost a whole girl!
-The Lords of Death were only on a joyride.
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Not acting on orders from the Wing Kong.
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They just wanted a girl to sell
and Miao Υin got in the way.
231
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,840
Plus, the skirmish you guys stumbled into.
232
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:37,428
Lo Pan, the word is, ordered the boss of
the Chang Sings, Mr. Lem Lee, assassinated.
233
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,847
- That was his funeral.
- It was a war, Eddie.
234
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:44,477
- What are you doing here?
- Don't panic. It's only me, Gracie Law.
235
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:45,728
Great.
236
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,023
Just passing the neighborhood
on a dark and stormy night?
237
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:52,193
- This is my neighborhood.
- Sure it was a war.
238
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,569
And anybody that showed up
239
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,614
was gonna join Lem Lee
in the hell of being cut to pieces.
240
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,367
- Hell of being what?
- The Chinese have a lotta hells.
241
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,786
And what the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
242
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,871
She can't get enough of me.
243
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,541
He wishes. Look, you know me.
244
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:10,044
I'm always pokin' my nose where it
doesn't belong and, I admit it,
245
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,463
this mix-up is my fault, sort of.
246
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:16,384
But I have it on good advice that the punks
that jumped me and took his truck,
247
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:20,680
they took the girl they kidnapped to the
White Tiger's for a quick sale. Who was she?
248
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:25,268
- My fiancée. The White Tiger's?
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
249
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:28,980
If we go tonight, we can buy her back.
A warrant's too complicated,
250
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,816
- violence out of the question...
- Hold it! Slow down.
251
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,360
- I'm feelin' like an outsider here.
- You are!
252
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:37,905
Jack, listen. I need more of your help.
I can't pay you today, OK?
253
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,491
- Shit.
- How can I? I need the cash for Miao Yin.
254
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:45,413
- And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes.
- Seriously? That's an extra.
255
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,166
It's like leather bucket seats:
double the price.
256
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:53,087
- Look, this Lo Pan I ran over... through...
- Has spirit-medium powers.
257
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:58,051
Like the immortals.
His flesh and his bones are atomized.
258
00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:00,887
He becomes the dream.
259
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:03,765
- What?
- That's an exaggeration, Jack, I promise.
260
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,266
Please, help me.
261
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,727
I got a great idea.
262
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:22,617
- Relax.
- I am relaxed.
263
00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:26,204
Look, this is as far as I go,
because I'm a dead giveaway, see?
264
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:30,249
I'd go in there with you, but they know
my face and they'd wanna push it in.
265
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,960
- Not while I'm around.
- It's all up to you now, Jack.
266
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,254
My destiny rests in your capable hands.
267
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,965
- I'll do my best.
- Make them drop their guard.
268
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,634
- I'll try.
- Look stupid.
269
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:41,636
He does.
270
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,723
Boy, it sure is rainin' cats and dogs.
271
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,644
The cab driver said...
He told me that I could...
272
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:53,064
Well, that the White Tiger would...
273
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,109
Just a minute, please.
274
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,619
Excuse me for a second, guys.
I think I know that car.
275
00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:13,668
What's she doing now?
276
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:15,670
Strange girl.
277
00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:23,344
That building there. The White Tiger.
278
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:27,348
God, it's creepy. Do we have to go in?
Because I will, if we have to.
279
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:30,768
I'll go anywhere or do anything
to get my story. It's my big break.
280
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:35,356
Just sit tight. We've got one of our
best men inside right now, stirring the pot.
281
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:55,877
How do you do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's
my name and excitement's my game.
282
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,297
- Cash or charge?
- Gosh! Cash, I guess.
283
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,549
I mean, it's not deductible, is it?
284
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:06,846
Mrs. O'Toole will take care of your needs.
285
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,056
Boy, I wish these were in color.
286
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:12,894
Because what I really am
in the mood for is a girl with green eyes.
287
00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,563
And price is no object, Mrs. O'Toole.
288
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:19,734
Fresh off the boat's the way I like 'em.
The more exotic the better.
289
00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:22,570
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes.
290
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,883
- Too long. Let's go in.
- It's only been ten minutes.
291
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,093
Give the guy a chance.
292
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,265
- So how long you been in the US of A?
- Three months.
293
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,268
- Where from?
- Hong Kong.
294
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:59,440
What happens? You stay here a while?
Old girls leave, new girls come in?
295
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:03,277
Maybe. Take your tie off, please.
296
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,614
Yeah, I know what you mean.
My wife gave it to me for Christmas.
297
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,119
Holy shit!
298
00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:49,634
Green explosions? People flyin' in and out?
That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops.
299
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,678
I want my truck back.
Now where the hell am I?
300
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:56,057
- My office. Sit down.
- You sleep in your office?
301
00:32:56,224 --> 00:33:01,020
What I need to get straight is...
These Storms, what are they? Magicians?
302
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:04,899
- Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain.
- Try real hard.
303
00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:07,902
If the Storms have Miao Υin,
there's one place they'd go.
304
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:12,114
Lo Pan. The godfather of Little China,
Mr. David Lo Pan.
305
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:15,409
You mean the Lo Pan that's
chairman of the National Orient Bank
306
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,745
and owns the Wing Kong Trading Company,
307
00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:21,415
but who's so reclusive
that no one has laid eyes on him in years?
308
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,918
Who the hell are you, anyway?
309
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:27,546
I'm Margo Litzenberger.
I'm with the Berkeley People's Herald.
310
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:32,051
I've been trying to get somebody from
the press to listen to me about this, Burton.
311
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:37,056
It's not possible that you saw David Lo Pan.
The bastard's afraid to show his face.
312
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:40,059
- He's got more enemies...
- He's got Miao Yin. I'm going!
313
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:42,436
- Are you nuts?
- Who's that?
314
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,523
It's OK, Tara. You can go back to sleep.
315
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,942
- From the airport.
- This morning, sure.
316
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:52,571
That's why I was there. I was protecting her
civil rights, making sure she gets a chance.
317
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:56,617
This is just so shocking. I mean,
I must just be so monumentally naive.
318
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,453
- You are.
- Now we have to grab your fiancée...
319
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,164
Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy,
320
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:04,792
but I've experienced
some unreasonable things.
321
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,713
- It depends on how you look at it.
- The hell it does! So somebody
322
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,173
- tell me what is goin' on!
- The truth?
323
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,467
- I can take it.
- We don't know.
324
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,433
- I'm going now, alone if I have to!
- Where? It's pouring out.
325
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,186
- Lo Pan's. The Wing Kong Exchange.
- The Wing Kong Exchange?
326
00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:28,065
The most dangerous den of madmen
in Chinatown? You can't waltz in like...
327
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:32,778
Like the wind. Yes, I can, Miss Law.
My mind and my spirits are as one.
328
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:35,781
- As two. I said I was comin'.
- I'd go with you...
329
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,784
I know. There's a problem with your face.
330
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:42,955
OK! You people sit tight, hold the fort
and keep the home fires burning.
331
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:46,625
If we're not back by dawn,
call the president.
332
00:34:56,428 --> 00:35:01,974
- This is gonna take crackerjack timing.
- Total concentration. You ready, Jack?
333
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,185
I was born ready.
334
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,357
I love working nights.
335
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,485
Don't get up. Phone company.
336
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:16,071
All right, boys, where's the main panel?
Probably through here.
337
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,874
Wang.
338
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:39,303
Good work, Jack.
I think they actually fell for it.
339
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:46,018
Well, last time we had this problem was
on account of squirrels chewin' the wires.
340
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:50,231
- I'd better locate the central junction box.
- I think it's down there.
341
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,821
What does that say?
342
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,824
- Hell of boiling oil.
- You're kidding!
343
00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:02,159
Yeah, I am. It says "Keep out."
344
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,124
We've got to do something!
345
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:18,843
Goat butts against a hedge
and its horns become entangled.
346
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:24,098
- I don't think I've had the pleasure.
- Miss Gracie Law, Mr. Egg Shen.
347
00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,767
Egg's kind of our local authority on Lo Pan.
348
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:29,436
- He's helping us out.
- It has been almost two hours.
349
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,857
- Let's go over there, beat down the door...
- No, Miss Law.
350
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:38,112
We have to gather our strength,
because now there's clouds and thunder.
351
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,615
The image of difficulty at the beginning.
352
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:45,452
But finally we shall bring order out of chaos.
353
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,210
- Look.
- Yeah.
354
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:56,255
What you got here is two
people dragging a third.
355
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,465
Miao Yin!
356
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:16,483
- You did that, right?
- I guess so. I hope so.
357
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,491
Jack, check this out.
358
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,828
So what is this? Chinese or somethin'?
359
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,581
- Countin' backwards?
- Not backwards. Downwards.
360
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:46,013
Of course the Chinese mix everything up.
Look at what they have to work with.
361
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:50,976
There's Buddhism, Confucianism
and Taoist alchemy and sorcery.
362
00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:55,522
We take what we want and leave the rest.
Just like your salad bar.
363
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,652
But there is one thing
even David Lo Pan must acknowledge.
364
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:03,322
All movement in the universe
is caused by tension
365
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,200
between positive and negative furies.
366
00:38:06,368 --> 00:38:10,704
- So when the furies are out of balance...
- As they are in Lo Pan, who is cursed.
367
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:13,999
Then the people
turn into demons and live forever.
368
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:18,420
Repulsive and evil,
existing only to plague the living.
369
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:23,717
Well then, what you're saying is
this David Lo Pan... What is he? A ghost?
370
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:29,848
Plays at being a man.
A creature of vast, dark, destructive power.
371
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:35,479
All right, out this hatch and up the cable.
Does that sound like a brilliant idea or what?
372
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,482
The cable is three stories high
and covered with grease.
373
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:42,486
Exactly. It's real and we can touch it,
so at least we know where we stand.
374
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,279
Yeah, in deep shit.
375
00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,702
- What?
- What the hell...?
376
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,038
- Shit!
- See?
377
00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:56,041
You think they'd let us
walk in and out like the wind?
378
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,836
Yes.
I thought that was your whole damn point!
379
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,255
My point was to find Miao Yin at any cost!
380
00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:04,258
- This is salt water, Wang.
- And get your truck back!
381
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:08,053
- I'll buy another one.
- But there's only one Miao Yin!
382
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,083
Jesus Christ! Where are we?
383
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,711
Hell of the upside-down sinners!
384
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:59,271
Hey, you! Come on over here
and fight like a man!
385
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,064
Shit, Jack. I don't like the looks of this.
386
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:47,027
- Where are we, Wang?
- You are nowhere!
387
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,222
Oh, boy.
388
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:18,350
Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan,
all right?
389
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,686
David Lo Pan?
390
00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:24,398
- Then you have succeeded, Mr. Burton.
- What, you?
391
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:28,402
- I don't get this at all. I thought...
- Shut up, Mr. Burton!
392
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:32,614
- You are not put upon this world to "get it".
- Come on! Lo Pan is like...
393
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,575
Nothing you can understand.
394
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:39,913
There are many mysteries and unanswerable
questions, even in a life as short as yours.
395
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,667
The way I see it, it doesn't mean
we shouldn't ask. Where's my truck?
396
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:48,130
You are not looking for a truck. You're
looking for a girl. A girl with green eyes.
397
00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:51,550
- Yes.
- She must be something extraordinary.
398
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:54,261
Or I'm not about to waste
another 2,000 years.
399
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:57,890
There can't be many Chinese girls
with green eyes these days.
400
00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:01,268
- There are not. Never were.
- So beggars can't be choosers.
401
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:03,478
But I can!
402
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:07,065
Tell me about Miao Yin.
403
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,484
What province is she from? Hunan?
404
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:14,281
Her mother? Her father?
He must be a holy man. I must know.
405
00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:17,951
You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
406
00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:27,794
Mr. Burton, if you have an influence over
your youthful friend, you better exert it now.
407
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:31,965
Otherwise I will send both of you to
the hell where people are skinned alive.
408
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,468
It's that simple. Understand?
409
00:42:35,510 --> 00:42:39,223
- Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
- No, he means it, Jack.
410
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:44,436
My problem is this place.
This place is my tomb. I'm buried here.
411
00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:50,692
A young man, a king, a warrior,
is entombed in this old man's crippled body.
412
00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:54,821
And all I need is a woman, Mr. Burton,
413
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:58,200
a special kind of woman
with dragon-green eyes,
414
00:42:58,368 --> 00:43:00,327
to make me whole and young again,
415
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,705
so that I may
rule the universe from beyond the grave.
416
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:07,125
- Ch'ing-ti. The God of the East.
- Who, him? This guy?
417
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,253
No, not me, Mr. Burton.
418
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:15,175
My demon. The god I must appease
in order to regain my heart, my blood.
419
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:19,471
A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ch'ing-ti,
420
00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,432
a girl brave enough
to embrace the naked blade.
421
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,726
- When I find her, I will marry her.
- Never!
422
00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:27,229
Ch'ing-ti will be happy and my curse lifted.
423
00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:30,148
You can rule the universe
from beyond the grave.
424
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,651
- Indeed!
- Or check into a psycho ward.
425
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:35,153
Whichever comes first.
426
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,989
What, I'm supposed to buy this shit?
427
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:40,117
2,000 years
and he can't find a broad to fit the bill?
428
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:43,328
Come on, Dave, you must be doin'
somethin' seriously wrong.
429
00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:49,126
There have been others, to be sure.
There are always others, are there not?
430
00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:53,380
You seem to be one who knows
the difficulties between men and women,
431
00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:55,882
how seldom it works out.
432
00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:59,803
And yet we all keep trying, like fools.
433
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:07,644
Who are these people? Friends of yours?
Now this really pisses me off to no end!
434
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:11,315
- Come on, stick around!
- Where's Miao Υin? In this building?
435
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,025
- Safe.
- Where is she?
436
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:16,695
Safe.
Safer with me than any creature on earth!
437
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,158
Go ahead. You want bad publicity?
Give us the run-around.
438
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:25,412
But this woman has a deadline,
and her pen is mightier than your sword.
439
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:28,332
- Yeah.
- No visitors.
440
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:32,753
- I don't make the policy around here.
- Come on, man! Give 'em a tour.
441
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,255
What's it gonna hurt?
442
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,592
I can help you.
443
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:10,082
- Are you OK, Jack?
- Yeah.
444
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:16,338
We're in a room.
No windows, a few skeletons.
445
00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:19,591
- Where's the light coming from?
- The floor.
446
00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:38,568
With the easing of trade restrictions,
447
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:43,573
next year we'll start importing
a lot of strange things from Peking.
448
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,660
What sort of strange things?
449
00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,162
Are we going up or down?
450
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:51,415
It feels like down.
451
00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:13,603
Great. Thank you, Jack.
452
00:46:13,770 --> 00:46:18,733
I think we've come up. First we went down.
Now they've brought us up.
453
00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:24,698
Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably
welded shut and covered with brick by now.
454
00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:28,702
- Don't give up, Jack.
- OK. Let's just chew our way outta here!
455
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:31,413
Lo Pan has plans for us,
or we'd be dead doornails.
456
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:36,626
Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case
on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?
457
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:41,673
- One and the same person, Jack.
- You know something you're not tellin' me.
458
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,217
Myths and legends.
459
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:48,263
- I don't wanna insult you.
- No, no. Go ahead.
460
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:50,682
Insult me.
461
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:56,062
It's about all sorts of scary things:
an ancient army of the dead,
462
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,733
the Spirit City and monkey sacrifices.
463
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,985
The First Sovereign Emperor of China,
464
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:06,072
that mad monarch who federated our
seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan
465
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:11,453
and imposed upon him
that horrible curse of no flesh in 272 BC.
466
00:47:12,370 --> 00:47:16,750
A lot of Chinese hear these things
when we're kids, then we grow up,
467
00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,836
and pretend not to believe them.
468
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,256
- No horseshit, Wang.
- No horseshit, Jack.
469
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:28,762
I don't blame you. I'm Chinese and I don't
even wanna believe it, but it's for real.
470
00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:31,389
Sorcery, the Chinese black magic.
471
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:38,855
Blindfolds!
472
00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:00,085
You make one move...
473
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:10,136
Now, let's try that again.
Don't make me kill you, tough guy.
474
00:48:11,973 --> 00:48:13,932
Come on, Jack!
475
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,476
- Come on!
- How?
476
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:12,949
- Great work, Jack.
- Yeah.
477
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:15,035
We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo.
478
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,288
Uncle Chu and Egg
are in Egg's bus, ready to get us out.
479
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,873
- Right.
- Here, Jack.
480
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,083
I'll trade ya.
481
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,795
All right, which way?
Fast, before they wake up.
482
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,548
There, I think. Down there.
483
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,973
No pathetic excuses.
484
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:44,064
I smell the blood of human beings. Find
them. Boil them until their flesh falls off.
485
00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,107
You heard me!
486
00:50:42,832 --> 00:50:44,916
Empty.
487
00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,921
I need you, Miao Yin.
488
00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:54,801
You, whose eyes flash
like emerald lightning.
489
00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:59,931
Ch'ing-ti, make me flesh again soon.
490
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,476
Please.
491
00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:07,147
Let's go. It's clear.
492
00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:15,071
Safety!
493
00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:20,535
Wang!
494
00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:29,169
First time you ever plugged somebody?
495
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,755
- Course not.
- Come on!
496
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,341
You wanna go up or down?
497
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:37,594
- Up or down?
- Up.
498
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:04,287
All has become strange.
499
00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:11,169
A world so unreal and yet,
at once, so frightening.
500
00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:37,654
Open up or I'll blow his head off!
501
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,701
Open! Or he dies in the name of Ch'ing-ti
502
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:47,705
and your souls speed with his
to the hell of the oily dragon!
503
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:17,068
- You all right?
- Yeah.
504
00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:23,616
- Margo!
- Jack!
505
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:27,453
- Where's Gracie?
- On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
506
00:53:27,620 --> 00:53:31,291
- How are you gonna spring us?
- I have no idea.
507
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:11,331
That way maybe.
508
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:17,003
Wang, haul ass!
509
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,728
Come on, keep movin'!
510
00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:36,898
Margo, jump in!
511
00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,860
- In there? Are you nuts?
- Go!
512
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,686
- Where's Margo?
- I don't know.
513
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,065
Where are we?
514
00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:21,401
- Where's Eddie?
- Beats me.
515
00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,614
Where's Jack?
516
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,535
Jack!
517
00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,580
Jack?
518
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,668
Jack!
519
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:47,260
- Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive.
- Yeah, sure. Let's go.
520
00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:57,687
- It's like some giant garbage disposal.
- I think it is, sort of.
521
00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:01,774
Will you just stop rubbing
your body up against mine?
522
00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:03,985
I can't concentrate when you do that.
523
00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:08,114
What a pig you are, Burton! I mean, really!
524
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:14,620
- Where's Jack?
- It's OK. Everybody relax. I'm here.
525
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:18,124
Jack, I know where we are.
This is a central... what do you call it?
526
00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:20,960
- Sewer?
- Yeah. Water comes in up there.
527
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:23,296
Seawater from the bay fills this room.
528
00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:25,798
They divert it
through pipes to different chambers.
529
00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:29,469
I bet up there's where
we first got on that elevator.
530
00:56:57,206 --> 00:57:00,666
All right, we're almost outta here.
From here on, it gets normal.
531
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,960
Offices, storerooms: a nice false front.
532
00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:06,547
I count to three, open the door, and we go.
533
00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:08,591
- Everybody got that?
- Ready?
534
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:11,219
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
535
00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:16,974
We may be trapped.
536
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,313
Hide!
537
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,192
- Hide?
- Hide! They only saw me!
538
00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:32,615
We fight together, Jack. Do or die.
539
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,084
Time to go.
540
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,967
The bus is right outside in the parking lot.
541
00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:58,951
Here's the deal. I run interference and
you bring up the rear. Can you handle that?
542
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:00,119
Can you?
543
00:59:00,662 --> 00:59:04,081
Well, what a night's work!
You got a problem like that again,
544
00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:07,043
- you reach for the sky!
- Let's go!
545
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,380
Come on, come on.
546
00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:15,718
- You're doin' real good, guys.
- Come on, Jack!
547
00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:20,348
Let's go! Open the doors!
548
00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,895
- Hurry!
- Move it, Egg!
549
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,440
Duck!
550
00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:48,626
We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
551
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,171
- Where's Miao Υin?
- Inside.
552
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,465
Somewhere inside.
553
00:59:57,510 --> 00:59:59,136
Where's Gracie?
554
01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:18,739
Put me down, you overstuffed monster!
555
01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:25,705
Let me go! Let me go!
556
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:05,911
What does it mean?
557
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,706
Two girls with green eyes?
558
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:10,916
After all these years.
559
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:16,589
You bastards! Unchain me! You're not
gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
560
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,718
This one has fire as well!
561
01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:24,722
Listen,
I've had it up to here with you maniacs.
562
01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:28,934
I wanna see that disgusting
flesh-peddler David Lo Pan in person.
563
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:34,106
Unless the coward's afraid to see
an unarmed girl one-on-one!
564
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:36,734
Where is he?
565
01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:50,831
You know what this is? This is like
some radical Alice In Wonderland.
566
01:01:50,999 --> 01:01:52,083
That's what this is.
567
01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:55,086
Then you've got a best seller on your hands.
568
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:57,963
Call the police. You're not a one-man army.
569
01:01:58,130 --> 01:02:01,175
Cops got better things to do than get killed.
570
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,305
Here he is, Jack.
571
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:10,059
No, these are our friends.
These are the Chang Sings.
572
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:13,437
- Any of 'em savvy English?
- Hey, man. Who is this guy?
573
01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:15,356
All right. You got any guns?
574
01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:20,903
Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you
to make you feel better, like Dirty Harry.
575
01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:24,073
I'll stick with these.
You comin' with us, Egg?
576
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:29,078
Of course, Jack. It's my destiny. Besides,
if I don't you'll never make it out alive.
577
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:31,747
- I'm on board too then.
- Yeah, sure, kid.
578
01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:35,584
- You can't keep the press out. It's America.
- You're not going back there.
579
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,254
You're stayin' here
with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
580
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:41,424
- Eddie? But he's...
- He's got a crush on you.
581
01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:44,301
-You mean like you've got on Gracie?
-Are you kidding?
582
01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,095
I just want my truck back.
583
01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:49,515
What do I know?
She's not even your type. All brains.
584
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,725
Come on, let's go!
585
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:04,196
Play your cards right,
you live to talk about it.
586
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:29,221
Oh, boy.
587
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:33,434
Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin?
588
01:03:33,602 --> 01:03:36,854
Yes. Miao Υin.
589
01:03:37,189 --> 01:03:39,899
- Who are you?
- Lo Pan.
590
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:43,527
You have come to seek me out
with your green eyes.
591
01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:45,654
Yes.
592
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,740
- No, no.
- Yes.
593
01:03:49,618 --> 01:03:55,206
- What's going on here? Some kind of...?
- Magic. The darkest magic.
594
01:03:55,373 --> 01:04:01,629
My soul swims in it, scattered across time,
trapped in the world of formlessness.
595
01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:06,008
Until I find her and marry her.
596
01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:07,468
Marry her?
597
01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:12,806
The girl with green eyes.
The girl who can tame the burning blade.
598
01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:19,313
Miao Yin or Grace Law.
599
01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:33,953
- Great start. It's the other way.
- The front door will get you nowhere.
600
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,204
Here, let me hold that.
601
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,623
A brave man likes to feel nature on his face.
602
01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:41,043
And a wise man has enough sense
to get in out of the rain.
603
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,808
- He lives here?
- He owns the block. He's a rich guy.
604
01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:59,228
- Rich? This place is a dump, Wang.
- To Western eyes.
605
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:02,273
The stuff in these bottles is priceless.
606
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:06,610
Well, all set?
607
01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:10,197
Yeah. Ready when you are, Egg.
608
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,343
- Jack next.
- Where does it go?
609
01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:34,346
- Down. Lo Pan is down there.
- Down where?
610
01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:37,433
- Where is the universe?
- Come on, Jack. Don't be afraid.
611
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,643
Afraid? Are you kidding?
612
01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:58,162
- Where in the hell are we?
- Underneath Chinatown.
613
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:01,058
That is not water.
614
01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:03,602
Black blood of the earth.
615
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:07,940
- Do you mean oil?
- I mean black blood of the earth.
616
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:13,320
A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes
turned the world upside down.
617
01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:18,075
Many normal people were killed.
618
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:24,373
Many unnatural people roam free
619
01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:29,086
to commit great offenses against the gods.
620
01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:20,447
They have survived the burning blade,
tamed the savage heart.
621
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:25,577
I will marry both women.
622
01:09:27,539 --> 01:09:30,123
Prepare them.
623
01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:46,807
What is that?
624
01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:52,437
- It sounds like...
- Something breathing underwater?
625
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:54,273
Yeah.
626
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:06,118
You will come out no more!
627
01:10:06,286 --> 01:10:09,872
What? What'll come out no more?
628
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,207
Come on.
629
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:14,418
Dammit!
630
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,308
Miao Yin?
631
01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:09,973
Hey, Wang!
632
01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:12,684
- Egg!
- Jack, come on!
633
01:11:27,492 --> 01:11:30,869
It's OK, Jack. Wing Kong storeroom.
Emergency provisions.
634
01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:33,914
We're inside Lo Pan's domain.
635
01:11:34,082 --> 01:11:35,958
Christ!
636
01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:39,836
Later.
637
01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:44,633
We're getting close. Real close.
And now for some more bad news. Ready?
638
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:49,137
- This gets worse? Come on!
- 2,258 years ago
639
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,765
the First Sovereign Emperor...
640
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:56,853
He subjugated Lo Pan,
made him of no flesh.
641
01:11:57,897 --> 01:12:01,733
- Only an evil dream.
- Get to the goddamn point, Egg.
642
01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:06,989
In order to be whole again, he had to find
this certain girl of his prophecy,
643
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,741
and marry her to appease
the God of the East.
644
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,953
But to appease the emperor,
he had to kill her.
645
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,871
Kill her? No!
646
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:19,084
Well, let's go. What are we talkin'
Chinese history for when we gotta get...
647
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:22,671
We are getting ready
to strike the final blow.
648
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:26,425
- If we reach Lo Pan...
- When we reach Lo Pan.
649
01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:29,261
..then the power in this flask
will be our only hope
650
01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:34,349
against the Bodhisattva of the underworld,
the ultimate evil spirit.
651
01:12:35,435 --> 01:12:39,438
Yes. Only a dream can kill a dream.
652
01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:42,691
I've waited for this for a long time, Jack.
653
01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:46,528
The evil dream will die.
654
01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:54,119
Wing Kong outside.
655
01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:24,441
- Were they real?
- Yeah. Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding.
656
01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:26,610
What's in the flask? Magic potion?
657
01:13:26,778 --> 01:13:29,154
- Yeah.
- Thought so. Good. Do we drink it?
658
01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:31,031
- Yeah.
- Good. Thought so.
659
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:11,863
I am the past,
come back to haunt you, Lo Pan!
660
01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:18,537
My God, no! Please!
What is that? Don't tell me.
661
01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:22,999
A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows.
662
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,460
They have returned.
663
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:29,714
And this time they are not alone.
Egg Shen is with them.
664
01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:35,470
Little bastard sorcerer has brought them
through the Bog of the Dead Trees.
665
01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,222
Egg Shen?
666
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:42,310
Egg Shen! You have come
a long ways to find me, but it is too late.
667
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:46,731
There are two girls with green eyes,
and I will marry them both.
668
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:50,152
And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law
to appease my emperor,
669
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:54,531
and live out my earthly pleasures
with Miao Yin.
670
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,412
That's right, Egg Shen.
The best of two worlds.
671
01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:09,838
You never know till you try.
672
01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:12,048
Let's get outta here.
673
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,353
You know what I don't like?
Where is everybody?
674
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:27,772
Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding.
675
01:15:38,326 --> 01:15:42,078
We should not be in here, not this easily.
It's a setup, I'm tellin' ya.
676
01:15:42,246 --> 01:15:45,624
Lo Pan is about to take his queen.
He's too busy to care.
677
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:48,501
So where is he, Egg? Where?
678
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,160
- Jack, here!
- What?
679
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,832
- Hollow.
- Fuck it.
680
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:36,132
- I know. It's an elevator. It only goes down.
- Yeah, look.
681
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:40,178
- Hey, all right!
- Time for the medicine!
682
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:51,523
- Cheers!
- This does what again, exactly?
683
01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:54,276
Huge buzz.
684
01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:57,028
Good!
685
01:16:57,196 --> 01:17:01,366
You can see things no one else can see,
do things no one else can do.
686
01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:03,785
- Real things?
- As real as Lo Pan.
687
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:07,956
- What more can a guy ask for?
- The six-demon bag!
688
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:11,793
Terrific. A six-demon bag.
Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
689
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,671
Wind! Fire! All that kind of thing.
690
01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:17,257
Here's to the army and navy
and the battles they have won.
691
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:20,051
Here's to America's colors,
the colors that never run.
692
01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:22,887
May the wings of liberty
never lose a feather.
693
01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:41,323
I feel pretty good. You know, I'm not...
694
01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:44,451
I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of...
695
01:17:45,453 --> 01:17:48,163
- I feel kind of invincible.
- Me too.
696
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:52,250
- I got a very positive attitude about this.
- Good. Me too.
697
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,633
Is it gettin' hot in here, or is it just me?
698
01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:03,845
Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti!
699
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,350
Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven,
700
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:14,439
come into our presence
and witness this holy matrimony.
701
01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:18,234
- Miao Yin.
- And the ultimate evil spirit.
702
01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:26,910
And now, my beloved disciples,
703
01:18:27,078 --> 01:18:29,412
the moment of truth.
704
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:32,082
The needle of love.
705
01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:38,546
- I'd like to shoot that bastard.
- Not until he's married.
706
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:41,257
- Then he's flesh.
- Then it's too late.
707
01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,593
Ch'ing-ti!
708
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:48,473
You, who shake the heavens
and descend from the east,
709
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:52,268
all I ask in order to conquer this universe
710
01:18:52,436 --> 01:18:56,773
is that you grant me flesh and blood.
711
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,694
Yes! Guide my hand
712
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:06,658
as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
713
01:19:07,535 --> 01:19:11,329
Let him complete the ceremony.
Then he is ours for certain!
714
01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:14,040
Come, my love. Give it to me.
715
01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:29,139
It's working!
716
01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:32,851
I'm mortal!
717
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:43,278
Look out, guys!
718
01:19:58,878 --> 01:20:00,545
No way!
719
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:06,361
Come, Miao Υin, it won't hurt.
720
01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:08,673
Shit!
721
01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,224
Take her.
722
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:43,541
Peasant magic!
723
01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:20,995
You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
724
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,688
- It's me.
- Are you all right?
725
01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:31,941
- Never mind me. We gotta get Lo Pan.
- Where is he?
726
01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:33,401
Wang!
727
01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:35,319
Come on.
728
01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:39,407
Pull it apart. Come on!
729
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:10,855
- Where does this go?
- Up. To Lo Pan's office. It's cooler up there.
730
01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:14,025
- From there we can...
- Do you have a gun, I hope?
731
01:25:14,193 --> 01:25:17,528
- I have a knife.
- A knife? He's 12 feet tall!
732
01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:20,948
Seven. Don't worry.
I can handle him. I took something.
733
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,743
I can see things no one else can see.
734
01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:28,539
- Why are you dressed like that?
- I was getting married.
735
01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:33,836
He was marrying both of us,
just because my eyes are green too.
736
01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:45,681
Oh, God. Is this really happening?
737
01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:56,192
- Look into my eyes.
- No! Never!
738
01:25:56,360 --> 01:26:00,196
I have suffered so much pain and agony.
Look at me!
739
01:26:00,364 --> 01:26:04,075
No! I don't understand.
I don't belong to you!
740
01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:07,995
No, you don't. You belong to Ch'ing-ti.
741
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:10,915
I must sacrifice you,
but I love you and I need you.
742
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,209
No!
743
01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:15,503
Here, take her! Take the bitch!
744
01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:18,464
- Master, you are flesh!
- I am?
745
01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:22,051
I am! It worked!
746
01:26:22,219 --> 01:26:24,971
Ch'ing-ti is appeased.
747
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:30,601
Now we must satisfy the First
Sovereign Emperor by destroying this!
748
01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,937
Not so fast, gentlemen.
749
01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:36,691
Is it too much to ask, Thunder?
Kill him! For me!
750
01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:41,612
It won't solve anything, Dave. Too many
people have been droppin' like flies already
751
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:45,324
and where's that gettin' us? Nowhere, fast.
752
01:26:45,492 --> 01:26:48,828
Nah, you know what Jack Burton
always says at a time like this?
753
01:26:48,996 --> 01:26:51,956
- Who?
- Jack Burton. Me!
754
01:27:00,299 --> 01:27:02,466
Old Jack always says
755
01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:05,094
"What the hell?"
756
01:27:30,870 --> 01:27:32,330
It's a good knife.
757
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,626
Goodbye, Mr. Burton.
758
01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:03,361
It's all in the reflexes.
759
01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:08,199
Wang!
760
01:28:15,874 --> 01:28:18,000
You all right?
761
01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:20,294
- Hey, thanks.
- Wait a minute.
762
01:28:56,039 --> 01:28:58,124
I don't think he's gonna stop!
763
01:29:02,462 --> 01:29:03,963
Come on!
764
01:29:23,817 --> 01:29:26,277
- We got a problem.
- There!
765
01:29:58,018 --> 01:30:00,436
Come on, Jack!
766
01:30:02,355 --> 01:30:04,440
Jump, Jack!
767
01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:17,453
- This whole place is melting!
- Hello! Hello!
768
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:22,458
- How'd you get up there?
- It wasn't easy! Stand aside!
769
01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:29,381
Take it away!
770
01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:50,903
Hang onto this.
771
01:30:53,115 --> 01:30:55,116
Watch out, Wang Chi!
772
01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:06,669
Go for it, Wang!
773
01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:30,276
- Go!
- Come on, Jack, hurry!
774
01:31:32,279 --> 01:31:34,822
There's my truck... My truck!
775
01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:37,408
Get in.
776
01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:01,056
- They took the key.
- Do you have a spare?
777
01:32:01,224 --> 01:32:04,101
Course I do, but it's underneath the...
778
01:32:06,688 --> 01:32:10,482
- What was that?
- 6.9 on the Richter scale. Hang on!
779
01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:21,452
- Sorry.
- Don't you know how to drive this thing?
780
01:32:21,620 --> 01:32:23,162
Relax.
781
01:32:37,177 --> 01:32:39,470
Stop! Red light!
782
01:32:43,642 --> 01:32:46,101
Take it easy. OK, we made it.
783
01:32:47,646 --> 01:32:48,729
Yeah.
784
01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:52,942
Look at that.
Doesn't that make you feel good?
785
01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:55,152
Terrific.
786
01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:58,739
The light's green. You can go.
787
01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:20,427
- What are you doin', Jack?
- I'll be right back.
788
01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:23,055
Where are you goin', Egg?
789
01:33:23,765 --> 01:33:25,849
My work's done.
790
01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:30,521
Lo Pan is dead
and the evil spell's been lifted.
791
01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:35,025
Years ago I promised myself
a long vacation.
792
01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:37,152
It is time to collect.
793
01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:40,447
Well, why don't you go on over to China?
Visit the motherland?
794
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:45,286
Well, China's in the heart, Jack.
Wherever I go, she's with me.
795
01:33:47,789 --> 01:33:52,042
- So what are you gonna call it?
- I don't know.
796
01:33:52,210 --> 01:33:57,339
Maybe you can come over to my place later
and help me find a title?
797
01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:02,636
- Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple.
- Nothin' or double.
798
01:34:02,804 --> 01:34:05,514
Triple. You earned it.
799
01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:08,559
You're right, I did. Thanks, Wang.
800
01:34:11,770 --> 01:34:14,315
Well, last chance. I'm a rich man now.
801
01:34:14,482 --> 01:34:18,277
I can give up the open road,
sell my truck, settle down.
802
01:34:18,778 --> 01:34:21,322
Couldn't have that on my conscience.
803
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:24,241
The only way it might work
is if you buy a bigger truck
804
01:34:24,409 --> 01:34:27,828
with a cozy little apartment
in back, just big enough for two.
805
01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:33,334
That sounds pretty great. But sooner or later
I rub everybody the wrong way.
806
01:34:35,337 --> 01:34:37,629
Well, let me think about it.
807
01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:45,179
God, aren't you even
gonna kiss her goodbye?
808
01:34:48,975 --> 01:34:50,517
No.
809
01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:55,856
- See you around, Burton.
- Never can tell.
810
01:35:00,904 --> 01:35:02,988
Bye, Jack.
811
01:35:06,450 --> 01:35:09,787
We really shook the pillars of heaven,
didn't we, Wang?
812
01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:12,623
- No horseshit, Jack.
- No horseshit.
813
01:35:34,687 --> 01:35:38,273
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express
and take his advice
814
01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:42,319
on a stormy night, when the lightning's
crashin', the thunder's roarin',
815
01:35:42,487 --> 01:35:46,156
and the rain's comin' down
in sheets thick as lead.
816
01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:49,243
Remember what old Jack Burton does
when the earth quakes
817
01:35:49,410 --> 01:35:54,248
and the poison arrows fall from the sky
and the pillars of heaven shake.
818
01:35:54,416 --> 01:35:59,169
Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old
storm right square in the eye and he says
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