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Good morning.
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Since when do you drink coffee?
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Since I didn't get
any sleep last night.
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Aw, honey.
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Bad dreams?
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I wish.
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I had to hear people
doing it all night.
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Oh.
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You heard that?
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Yes, and it was disgusting.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that your father and I
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were apart all summer...
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Oh, my God. I was talking
about Mandy and Georgie.
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Oh. Right.
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Ew! You were doing it, too?
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Well, it's...
different.
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Your father and I are married,
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so when we're...
amorous...
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I don't want to hear about this.
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What's for breakfast?
I am hungry.
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Nope.
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- What's her problem?
- Thin walls.
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She heard Mandy and Georgie...
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You know.
Oh.
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At least she didn't hear us.
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You need to talk to your son.
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About what?
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
with him and Mandy
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being intimate.
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They have a baby, Mare.
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You're a little late
to the party.
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But, now, they are
living under our roof,
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and they are still not married.
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This again?
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I am serious.
We have teenagers
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living in the house.
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What kind of example
are they setting?
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Same example you
were setting last night.
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We are married.
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And they're engaged.
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Well, what are they waiting for?
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Why are you asking me?
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We have to say something.
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Or we mind our business.
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It is a sin, George.
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And like a good Christian,
I choose to forgive them.
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Cheers.
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Hey.
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You two decent?
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Yeah, come on in.
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Oh, hi, sweet girl.
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She keeping y'all up?
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Oh, no, she's a good sleeper.
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She gets that from me.
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So, uh, what's going on?
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Well, I want to talk to you
about your wedding.
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Uh, what about it?
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When's it happening?
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Oh.
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Well, honestly,
since the tornado and moving,
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we haven't really
given it much thought.
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Of course, that makes sense.
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So, let's think about it now.
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What's the rush?
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Well, you're living together,
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sleeping together, doing...
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other things together.
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Told you we were being too loud.
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I'm ticklish, I can't help it.
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Okay. I just think,
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if you're gonna be doing that,
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you should be married.
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I thought when you got married
you stop doing that.
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No, in fact...
Don't change the subject.
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I'll get the monitor and the
computer, you get the printer.
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Hello.
Hello.
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- Don't forget the modem.
- Mm.
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I thought you were in school.
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Oh, I was.
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Evan and I just came
here to get my computer.
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I'm guessing this is Evan.
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Yes.
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Isn't he great?
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Uh, Shelly,
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we're kind of in the
middle of something.
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Oh, still? I was hoping
we were done.
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No, not done.
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Just pretend we're not here,
as I'm doing with you.
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I mean, she does have a point.
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What are we waiting for?
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I guess nothing.
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Okay, then.
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- Let's plan a wedding.
- Wait,
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a wedding?
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Does that mean
I have to be the best man?
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No, Sheldon.
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Okay. But I am the best,
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and I am a man,
just listen to my voice.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Can I come?
Sure.
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No.
No.
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Aw.
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Hi.
This is a nice surprise.
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Mom around?
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Why?
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I'm not looking for a fight.
I just have a wedding update.
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Mm, sounds like
fighting words to me.
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Dad.
Audrey!
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Mandy's here. She says
she's not looking for a fight.
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Hello, Amanda.
Hi, Mom.
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Just get chilly in here or what?
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- Mm.
- Just wanted
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you both to know that,
uh, Georgie and I
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are gonna be going down
to City Hall next Friday,
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and I was hoping you'd be there.
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City Hall?
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Is that really what you want?
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Well, it's not our first choice,
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but, you know,
after the tornado,
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it's kind of all we can afford.
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Course we'll be there.
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If you want a bigger wedding,
we'll pay for it.
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What? I-I thought
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you were too embarrassed
for us to have a big wedding.
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Excuse me, I'm j...
I'm gonna, uh...
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I don't want to argue.
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I just want to be part of
my granddaughter's life,
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part of your life.
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And Georgie's?
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Mm-hmm.
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And if a big wedding
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is what's gonna make you happy,
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then I want to do that for you.
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Okay, what's the catch?
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No catch.
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And if you want to get
married at City Hall,
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that's fine, too.
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Dad, Mom's being weird.
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I'm not here.
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I just...
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I just want to make things
right between us.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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So what happens now?
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I'm not used to ending
a conversation
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where one of us
doesn't storm out.
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How about a hug?
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Okay.
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Oh, that is weird.
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Yeah, it was real nice of
you two to pay for the wedding.
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Well, you know,
parents of the bride,
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tradition.
Yeah.
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If you need us to help out
at all, we can kick in.
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No, we got it.
Good, 'cause we can't.
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It's okay. I get to walk
my daughter down the aisle.
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Can't put a price on that.
Mm. Yeah.
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I was real happy to hear Mandy
and her mom are getting along.
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Oh, me, too.
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You know, I wouldn't say this
to either of 'em,
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but they're both a little, uh...
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Willful?
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Sure, let's go with willful.
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I'm so glad they're having
a real wedding.
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Mm.
I got married at City Hall,
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and I've always
kind of regretted it.
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We went all out.
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I had a gown made
special in Dallas
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with shoes to match,
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and a white cowboy hat
with a rhinestone brim.
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Oh.
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You must've been so beautiful.
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Did Jim wear a tux?
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Probably. I don't
really remember.
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Do you think Mandy'll let us
help her pick out a dress?
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I hope so.
Mm.
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When she was a TV weather girl,
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you wouldn't believe
the outfits she wore.
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Oh, I'm sure she looked cute.
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Maybe if she was doing the
weather on the street corner.
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Oh, my.
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Well, I'm sure she'll
dress modestly for church.
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They are having
a church wedding, right?
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Oh, they are definitely
having a church wedding.
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That is one thing
I am not budging on.
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Good, you and I are both
on the same page there.
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In fact, I already talked
to Father Donovan.
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Oh.
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Uh, is that your father?
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No.
He's our priest.
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Oh.
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So, you think they're getting
married in a Catholic church?
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Well, of course, we're Catholic.
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Oh.
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Well, Mandy said that
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you don't go to church
that often, so...
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how Catholic could you be?
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That's a funny question
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coming from a woman
who left her own church.
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I went back.
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And...
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my granddaughter
is not gonna be raised Catholic.
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She's gonna worship Jesus,
not the Pope.
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We don't worship the Pope.
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Well y'all sure bought him
a pretty fancy car.
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You want another beer?
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Hang on.
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Yes.
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You people don't even dance.
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what kind of a wedding is that?
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It is about the union
of two souls,
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not doing the hokeypokey.
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Well, George, it was nice
while it lasted.
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Yeah, you take care of yourself.
All right.
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Hell of a lot more fun
than a reception with no alcohol.
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That's all you people
care about, drinking.
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Jesus drank wine!
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Well, he probably had to
to put up with people like you!
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She just thinks
she can take over
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the whole wedding.
Well,
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they are paying for it.
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So they can just buy
CeeCee's soul?
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No, no, no, you're right.
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How can you be eating right now?
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I was up at 4:00 a.m.
spritzing this thing.
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Come on, try some.
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I'm not hungry.
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You sound hungry.
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Fine.
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Okay, it's delicious,
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but it doesn't change anything.
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Ooh, smells good.
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Hey, where are my folks?
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Oh, what'd she do?
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I-I don't want to put you
in the middle.
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Great. I'm gonna make a plate
before Dad finishes it all.
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What? I... There's 14 pounds.
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We're saying
the same thing, big boy.
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It's just...
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Your mother's trying
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to get you to do things her way,
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and I...
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want you to have the
wedding that you want.
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Which would be the wedding
that you want.
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Or do we want the same thing?
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Spit it out, Mary.
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Your mother is insisting
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that you get married
in the Catholic church.
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And you want us to get married
in the Baptist church.
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It's an option,
but anywhere is fine.
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Is it?
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Yeah, but you can't drink
and dance at a Baptist wedding.
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Was I talking to you?
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Dumbass.
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It's just a little water
on her head,
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it's not a big deal.
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Sure.
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Um...
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It's your wedding,
it's your child,
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if you are okay, I'm okay.
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I'm okay.
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Then I'm also okay.
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Hi, Pastor Jeff.
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Can you come over right now?
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I need you to save
someone's soul.
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Whose soul needs saving?
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Is it Sheldon?
268
00:10:01,327 --> 00:10:02,796
I've been waiting for this.
No.
269
00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:04,129
We're still praying for him.
270
00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:06,666
Come in,
we don't have much time.
271
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,534
What's going on?
Mandy and Georgie are out,
272
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,370
so I was hoping
that maybe we could sneak in
273
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,505
an early baptism for CeeCee.
274
00:10:13,539 --> 00:10:15,674
You know we don't
do infant baptism.
275
00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:18,577
Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid
that if we don't do it now,
276
00:10:18,611 --> 00:10:20,647
CeeCee's gonna end up...
277
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,847
Catholic.
278
00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:24,116
They do love to get 'em early.
279
00:10:24,149 --> 00:10:25,784
Yes. Come on.
280
00:10:27,687 --> 00:10:29,154
Do you trust
281
00:10:29,188 --> 00:10:31,691
in Jesus Christ as your
personal Lord and Savior?
282
00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:34,527
Close enough.
283
00:10:34,561 --> 00:10:37,197
It's on your profession of faith
that I baptize you
284
00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,332
in the name of the Father,
Son and the Holy...
285
00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:41,201
Hey.
286
00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:42,836
Hey, sweetie.
287
00:10:42,869 --> 00:10:44,370
How was school?
288
00:10:44,403 --> 00:10:46,172
What's going on here?
289
00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:48,841
Just washing CeeCee's hair.
Mm.
290
00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:50,777
With Pastor Jeff?
291
00:10:51,778 --> 00:10:53,513
It takes a village.
292
00:10:54,514 --> 00:10:55,815
Whatever.
293
00:10:58,418 --> 00:10:59,753
Go, go, go, go.
294
00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:00,754
...and the Holy Spirit.
295
00:11:00,787 --> 00:11:02,522
Amen.
296
00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:05,392
In your face, Catholics.
297
00:11:06,158 --> 00:11:08,293
You know, I was thinking,
298
00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:09,828
for your something old,
299
00:11:09,863 --> 00:11:12,298
you could wear my veil.
300
00:11:12,331 --> 00:11:14,200
You know, Georgie's
11 years younger than me.
301
00:11:14,234 --> 00:11:16,037
I-I think I am
the something old.
302
00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,937
Don't worry.
303
00:11:17,971 --> 00:11:21,408
When he loses all his hair, he's
gonna look way older than you.
304
00:11:21,441 --> 00:11:22,408
Aw.
305
00:11:22,442 --> 00:11:24,077
Thanks.
306
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,078
Hey,
307
00:11:25,111 --> 00:11:26,379
would you be upset
308
00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:28,213
if we didn't get married
by Father Donovan?
309
00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:32,317
Did that woman convince you
to get married Baptist?
310
00:11:32,351 --> 00:11:34,821
She says it's not a cult,
but I'm not so sure.
311
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:38,390
No, no. We're just...
We're thinking maybe no church.
312
00:11:38,424 --> 00:11:41,326
It's just causing fights, and
Georgie and I don't really care.
313
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,495
What about CeeCee?
314
00:11:42,528 --> 00:11:44,065
Aren't you gonna
get her baptized?
315
00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:45,066
I don't know.
316
00:11:45,099 --> 00:11:46,331
Maybe when she's older.
317
00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:48,567
If that's what she wants.
318
00:11:50,235 --> 00:11:51,638
It's your wedding.
319
00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:54,340
Whatever makes you
happy makes me happy.
320
00:11:54,374 --> 00:11:56,442
Thanks, Mom.
That means a lot.
321
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:58,845
Look at that sweater.
That would look
322
00:11:58,878 --> 00:12:00,047
so good on you.
323
00:12:00,081 --> 00:12:01,748
Actually, that is cute.
324
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:03,116
You should go try it on.
325
00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:04,118
You think so?
326
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,652
Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee.
327
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,821
We'll go do a lap
around the park.
328
00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,254
Really?
329
00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:11,825
Here. Take my credit card.
330
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:12,958
It's on me.
331
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,394
Thanks.
332
00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:31,211
I baptize you in the
name of the Father
333
00:12:31,244 --> 00:12:33,080
and the Son
334
00:12:33,114 --> 00:12:35,149
and the Holy
Spirit. Amen.
335
00:12:35,182 --> 00:12:36,950
Amen.
336
00:12:36,982 --> 00:12:39,885
Here's a little something
for you.
337
00:12:42,956 --> 00:12:44,091
Mmm.
Mmm.
338
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,325
This is delicious.
339
00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:47,527
Mm. You should've tried it
two days ago.
340
00:12:48,528 --> 00:12:50,562
I wanted to.
But, instead, we left.
341
00:12:55,135 --> 00:12:56,635
That's all in the past.
342
00:12:56,668 --> 00:13:00,273
Right. It was silly of us
to put our stuff onto the kids.
343
00:13:00,306 --> 00:13:01,841
It's their wedding.
344
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,211
Weddings make everyone crazy.
345
00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:07,248
They're also
a celebration of love.
346
00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:09,082
Sure.
347
00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:11,283
Well, whatever they decide
with CeeCee,
348
00:13:11,317 --> 00:13:12,619
that is up to them.
349
00:13:12,652 --> 00:13:14,020
And the Lord.
350
00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:15,388
Amen.
351
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,624
Amen, indeed.
352
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:26,533
Shelly, everything okay?
353
00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:29,735
No, it is not. Both my computer
and my trust have been betrayed.
354
00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:32,838
Okay. Well, we-we're
with company now.
355
00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:34,140
You can fill us in later.
356
00:13:34,174 --> 00:13:35,942
I won't ruin your dinner
with the suspense.
357
00:13:35,975 --> 00:13:37,876
Evan upgraded my computer.
358
00:13:37,911 --> 00:13:40,280
Oh. That sounds nice.
359
00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:41,880
He didn't even ask me.
360
00:13:41,914 --> 00:13:43,415
Is it better?
361
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,227
It's different. What kind
of person takes something
362
00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:48,054
that doesn't belong to them and
changes it behind their back?
363
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,459
Well, m-maybe he thought
364
00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:55,761
he was doing the best thing
for your computer.
365
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:59,299
It's my computer.
It should have been my decision.
366
00:13:59,331 --> 00:14:01,400
I don't even have a room
to storm off to!
367
00:14:05,239 --> 00:14:06,307
He gonna be okay?
368
00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:08,841
Oh. Tonight, sure.
369
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,710
Big picture?
370
00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:15,815
I've got a hot wife
and a Nobel Prize.
371
00:14:15,849 --> 00:14:17,450
I turned out fine.
372
00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:21,657
Hey. You need a hand?
373
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,291
Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
374
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,029
Sounds like things
went better with my parents.
375
00:14:27,062 --> 00:14:28,629
Yes. All good.
376
00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:32,000
We were both being
stubborn before.
377
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,668
Yeah, I know
this is hard, but...
378
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:36,873
thank you for letting us make
our own decisions for our kid.
379
00:14:36,905 --> 00:14:38,807
Mm-hmm.
380
00:14:38,841 --> 00:14:40,241
You okay?
381
00:14:40,274 --> 00:14:41,911
Yeah, yeah. Mm.
382
00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:43,980
But, um...
383
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,014
there's something
you should know.
384
00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:47,615
CeeCee...
385
00:14:47,649 --> 00:14:51,787
accidentally got splashed
here in the sink this morning.
386
00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:53,956
So what?
387
00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:56,158
Uh, Pastor Jeff
did the splashing
388
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:57,726
while he was baptizing her.
389
00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:00,663
That's all.
390
00:15:03,164 --> 00:15:04,801
Can you believe it?
I'm not surprised
391
00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,735
she would do
something like this.
392
00:15:06,769 --> 00:15:07,970
But don't worry...
393
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,605
I was one move ahead.
394
00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:11,038
What does that mean?
395
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:14,342
It means
my granddaughter's soul is safe.
396
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,879
What did you do?
397
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,913
Is that the sweater
I bought you?
398
00:15:17,946 --> 00:15:19,480
Oh, it looks so cute.
399
00:15:19,515 --> 00:15:20,616
What did you do?!
400
00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:22,216
I baptized her.
401
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,250
Grow up.
402
00:15:24,119 --> 00:15:24,952
Hey!
403
00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:27,690
Thought
I heard you... Okay.
404
00:15:30,926 --> 00:15:33,061
And they both went
behind our backs.
405
00:15:33,095 --> 00:15:34,596
I mean...
406
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:35,798
can you believe that?
407
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,634
Well, my mom's pretty religious,
408
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,634
so that makes sense.
409
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:40,636
And you're just...
410
00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:41,904
okay with this?
411
00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:43,272
Is it that big a deal?
412
00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:44,972
They sprinkled some
water on CeeCee's head
413
00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,442
and asked God to
look out for her.
414
00:15:46,475 --> 00:15:47,241
Where's the harm?
415
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,578
Do I have to explain it to you?
416
00:15:49,611 --> 00:15:50,679
No.
417
00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:53,215
But could you?
418
00:15:53,248 --> 00:15:56,919
They're making decisions about
our child without talking to us.
419
00:15:56,951 --> 00:15:58,922
That's totally unacceptable.
420
00:15:58,953 --> 00:16:00,989
I'm right there
with you. Not cool.
421
00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:03,325
Okay, so what are
we gonna do about it?
422
00:16:03,357 --> 00:16:05,193
Well, I'm gonna
talk to both of 'em
423
00:16:05,226 --> 00:16:07,730
and make it real clear
there'll be no more baptizing.
424
00:16:07,764 --> 00:16:09,832
We are done with that.
425
00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:12,601
I forget sometimes
what a child you are.
426
00:16:12,634 --> 00:16:15,037
You know, when you say
hurtful stuff like that,
427
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,873
you sound a little
like your mother.
428
00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:18,607
Say that again.
429
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,277
Kind of wish I never
said it the first time.
430
00:16:22,311 --> 00:16:23,412
Mm-hmm.
431
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,649
Why do I even talk?
432
00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:30,687
Evan upgraded my computer,
which made it smarter.
433
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,855
There was one problem...
434
00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:34,624
the darn thing
was smarter than me.
435
00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:35,657
Check.
436
00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:39,761
What are you doing here?
437
00:16:39,796 --> 00:16:41,563
What are you doing here?
Mandy and I
438
00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:42,764
had a little disagreement.
439
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,500
I'm giving her
some space to cool off.
440
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,970
That seems wise. You
can be quite annoying.
441
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,238
I thought you were staying at your dorm.
I was.
442
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:51,440
My roommate violated my Tandy.
443
00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:52,774
Who's Tandy?
444
00:16:54,475 --> 00:16:55,711
Oh. That's sick.
445
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,178
That's what I said.
446
00:16:57,211 --> 00:16:59,515
Mind if I crash here tonight?
447
00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:00,481
I do.
448
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:02,585
Yeah, well,
I'm crashing here tonight.
449
00:17:02,619 --> 00:17:03,620
Fine.
450
00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:05,587
Let me ask you a question.
451
00:17:05,622 --> 00:17:07,422
Can you un-baptize somebody?
452
00:17:07,455 --> 00:17:09,258
Well, since it's
a magical ceremony
453
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,259
that doesn't mean anything,
then, sure, why not?
454
00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:14,162
In the name of science and
reason, I un-baptize you.
455
00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:15,865
No, not me. Put it back.
456
00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:17,634
Oh. Okay.
457
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,367
Control-Z. You're baptized.
458
00:17:19,401 --> 00:17:20,737
Thanks.
459
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:21,971
And it's not for me.
460
00:17:22,005 --> 00:17:23,271
It's for my daughter.
461
00:17:23,305 --> 00:17:25,140
Mom baptized her
in the kitchen sink,
462
00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:27,342
and Mandy's mom did it
in a Catholic church.
463
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,176
Sure. Baptists
versus Catholics.
464
00:17:29,211 --> 00:17:31,748
Much blood was shed
over that in the 1500s.
465
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,382
They did it without telling us.
466
00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:34,951
Rude.
Anyway,
467
00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:36,218
Mandy's on a warpath,
468
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,854
and all they were trying
to do is help.
469
00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:41,023
Well, you're lucky it was just
a baby and not a computer.
470
00:17:41,056 --> 00:17:42,825
It don't look broken.
471
00:17:42,858 --> 00:17:44,760
"Doesn't." And it isn't.
472
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:45,694
"Ain't."
473
00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:46,828
Point is,
474
00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:48,105
my roommate went behind my back.
475
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,766
Did he at least mean well?
476
00:17:49,798 --> 00:17:51,701
Absolutely.
He's a nice fella.
477
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,036
Then what's your problem?
478
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:54,671
I'll show you.
479
00:17:57,941 --> 00:17:59,441
Check. Checkmate.
480
00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:00,710
Computer wins.
481
00:18:00,742 --> 00:18:02,778
And it's set to novice level.
482
00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:06,248
I don't understand a damn thing
I'm looking at.
483
00:18:08,051 --> 00:18:10,221
I'm not a lawyer,
but you could make the argument
484
00:18:10,253 --> 00:18:11,989
that my child was kidnapped,
twice.
485
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,232
And you'd think Georgie would be
486
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:15,291
on my side,
but he wasn't even upset.
487
00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:17,828
Well, you know,
sometimes men can be...
488
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:18,829
idiots.
489
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,330
Lovable idiots.
490
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:21,633
Look, they crossed the line,
491
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,902
and there is no defending that.
492
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:24,970
Thank you.
You know,
493
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:26,212
sometimes grandparents
just think
494
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:27,705
they can do whatever they want.
495
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:28,707
And they can't.
496
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:29,907
That's right.
497
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,809
Great-grandparents,
on the other hand,
498
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,845
well, they get a free pass.
499
00:18:33,878 --> 00:18:35,779
'Cause they got
one foot in the grave.
500
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,114
Take a break.
501
00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:38,750
So, what am I gonna do?
502
00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:40,652
I mean, I live with Mary, and...
503
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:41,920
I'm stuck with my mother.
504
00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:44,153
Well, there have
to be consequences.
505
00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:46,892
Maybe you could start
by cutting off access to CeeCee
506
00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:48,025
for a little while.
507
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,794
Yeah, but then I
have no babysitters.
508
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,295
Well, let's keep thinking.
509
00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:52,998
Unless you two are volunteering.
510
00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:54,330
Keep thinking.
511
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:57,935
Morning.
512
00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,135
Morning.
513
00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,238
What do you want?
514
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:04,275
I brought you some flowers.
515
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,278
You didn't have to do that.
516
00:19:08,311 --> 00:19:11,147
I had to do something
to apologize.
517
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:13,484
For?
518
00:19:13,518 --> 00:19:15,286
For...
519
00:19:15,318 --> 00:19:17,021
not being on your side?
520
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:18,490
Attaboy.
521
00:19:18,522 --> 00:19:20,424
Thank you.
522
00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:22,928
Y'all got anything
going on today?
523
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,260
Not much.
524
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:26,230
Well, I had a nap on the docket.
525
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:28,231
How do you feel
about coming down to City Hall
526
00:19:28,265 --> 00:19:29,934
to witness me and Georgie
getting married?
527
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,102
We're getting married?
Shh.
528
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:33,637
What about your parents?
529
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,715
Well, you're the one that said
there had to be consequences.
530
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:38,509
So we're really not
gonna invite our folks?
531
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,711
Is that okay?
532
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,747
Mm, I guess the only person
I need there is you.
533
00:19:43,847 --> 00:19:46,083
Oh. A spite wedding.
534
00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:47,519
I had one of those.
535
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:48,519
Shut up.
536
00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:49,721
Let me get my purse.
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