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Yo, what's going on, guys?
Welcome back to our channel.
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Welcome back.
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By the title of this
video y'all already know
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we're going to be
talking about how we kiss
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- and kissing...
- Yeah.
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- And different ways of kissing.
- Yeah.
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So you wanna make sure your
lips are nice and moisturized
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before you go kissing somebody.
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When you're in the
moment, some people,
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you just, you might forget
to swallow your spit.
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Yeah, that's awkward.
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- You just don't wanna...
- It's the slobber.
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Yeah, you don't
wanna surprise them
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when you're getting
comfortable with them
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and you start adding
tongue and stuff like that,
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it's like you're not anticipating
it and I just go like, I'm like...
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Just...
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Right in there, like,
you don't wanna do that.
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You have to, like, use
your arms and your hands.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Girls just like being touched,
like, through their hair, like this.
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You have to, like,
grab them, touch them.
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Like, don't be scared, don't just
go, like, you know, like this.
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- Just a bit.
- Demonstration.
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Demonstration.
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Camille, do you have any
clothes that need washing?
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Mom!
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- All right, don't let...
- Are you watching...?
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- No!
- Are you? Let me see.
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- No, mom.
- Turn it on.
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No. What would you even do
if there was actually...
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Like, that's so awkward, mom.
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- Awkward? Can you turn it on?
- No, I don't know how.
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- You better turn...
- I don't know, I forgot.
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- Dad turned it on for me.
- What are you talking about dad?
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- Turn it on!
- Nope.
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- Turn it on.
- You're seeing things.
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My God. My God.
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You are in so much trouble, young lady.
Just wait till I talk to your father.
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Okay, yes, that's me in the car
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having my first real
kiss with Dylan Morris.
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Dylan Morris, only the
hottest guy in school
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and my crush for,
like, for ever!
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I can't believe this
is really happening.
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Do not mess this up, Camille.
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Am I doing this right?
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Lemme try that one thing
from the Cosmo article.
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Nice.
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You're a good kisser.
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Thanks. I've done
a lot of research.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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This is my favorite part.
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So you kissed Dylan
in the car wash?
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- That's gross.
- It was romantic.
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You know, car washes can
be hacked in remotely
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and turned into literal
killing machines, right?
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You wouldn't get it.
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I don't know. Let
me see the back.
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I thought we said no
relationships, you know?
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Like romantic anarchy, remember?
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Yeah, that was to make not getting
any sound cool and on purpose.
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It's actually dope
when someone likes you.
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I think this could really, like,
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be something, you know?
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Are we sure Dylan
likes you, though?
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Yeah. Why?
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You know, he's still
dating Raelynn.
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- They broke up.
- Yeah, for, like, the 14th time.
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Very funny.
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I'm just trying to
look out for you, man.
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Or you're just jealous
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that I finally found someone
who actually likes me.
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Dude, I'm not jealous.
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Okay, let me try this again.
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My God, your first kiss! Yes!
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- Better?
- Thank you.
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It's all I needed from you.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- That's sick.
- Wait, hang on.
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- Yo!
- Yo! Destiny.
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Yeah.
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You're taken on a desert island.
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- Your one item?
- Porn.
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- Like a magazine?
- You'd get bored of it.
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On your phone, then.
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There's no signal on
the island, though.
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Yo, Liam.
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You're stranded on a desert
island. You can only take one item.
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Easy. A NOMAD multi-tool
tactical shovel.
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- Wrong.
- A what?
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No.
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Sorry for giving you the correct
answer for your question.
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Hey, Val, do you
wanna grab a beer?
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No, thank you.
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Hey, can you pass me one?
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Yeah, sure thing, my dude.
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Mason, I'm sorry, is dude okay?
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Yeah, it's fine,
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I feel like most, like, casual
slang terms like that are...
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pretty gender neutral.
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Dude, mate, fella.
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Dandy, dawg.
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Chap, old-timer.
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Good to know.
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Cool outfit, by the way.
You look like the moon.
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Thank you.
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As in, not photogenic.
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I thought about going to
smoke. Do you wanna come?
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No, no, no, I did weed once
and it did not go well.
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- Did weed?
- Yeah.
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I thought Liam was
an undercover cop.
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And I've known him
since I was ten.
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Are you looking for
somebody or something?
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Yeah. Dylan Morris.
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That's all you,
man. Help me out.
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Hey, Cam-bam, maybe you don't
wanna see what's going on.
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I told you not to
call me like that.
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Maybe they're just fighting.
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And I felt nothing.
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Absolutely nothing.
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This is what it's about.
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Damn it.
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You okay?
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Yeah. Totally fine.
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- Are you sure you're good?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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She did the damn-it kiss.
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- The what?
- The damn-it kiss.
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When you're with someone
who you know is bad for you
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and you shouldn't kiss,
but the raw erotic energy
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takes control of your body and
you're just like, "Damn it."
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Okay.
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- So you're good?
- Yeah.
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Like, it was just a
kiss. Like, I'm over it.
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- That's good.
- Yeah.
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Completely over it. This
is good for me, you know?
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Totally fine.
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Okay.
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Well...
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- See you.
- See you.
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Dylan Morris. Really?
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Why are you so weak
for him, Camille?
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I know we're gonna be okay
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I'm telling you We're
gonna find our way
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I promise you We're
gonna be okay, okay, okay
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Can you turn it up, please?
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Gonna be okay I promise you
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We're gonna find our
way I know it's true
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We're gonna be okay, okay, okay
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Okay, okay
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So glad you could
make it, Camille.
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Hasn't gotten to
our part yet, right?
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No.
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Perks of being the bass.
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We get, like, two notes.
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Having no rhythm pays off.
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At least we didn't get
conductor like Chapman.
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- That looks exhausting.
- Yeah.
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Ignore that.
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What does it mean?
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I'm sorry.
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I told them to drop it.
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It's really Dylan behind it.
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He wants to save face for
Raelynn, so he told us you're...
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Our part's coming.
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- I'm what, Brady?
- Get ready.
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- Tell me!
- He said that you're a bad kisser.
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He said you're...
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I'm sorry.
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You engulf.
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Hence, the Kraken.
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- I don't kiss like the Kraken.
- Hey, I told you. I don't believe it.
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So you'd kiss me, then?
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Camille and Brady.
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Yeah.
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- Stop. You're just saying that.
- I'm serious.
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Actually, you'd probably
be really good at it.
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Aren't you, like, bisexual?
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Yeah. What does that
have to do with it?
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You're experienced.
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I'm flattered you'd think that,
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but I only just learned about
sex, like, two years ago
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when my mom rented
Gaspar Noe's LOVE 3D
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thinking it was Love Actually.
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Whatever, man.
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Just give it a few
days, it'll blow over.
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They say high school
is about making a mark.
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I always thought that that would
be like an award or something.
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But apparently, my high-school legacy
is that I'm an epically bad kisser.
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Release the Kraken.
Release the Kraken.
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Release the Kraken.
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What's going on, honey?
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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Something is wrong with you.
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Are you still hungry?
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Is something wrong
with the daal chawal?
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No, mom, it's not
the daal chawal.
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You want some more, then?
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- No, I'm good.
- You are still hungry.
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- No, that's not it.
- Here.
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- Mom! What...
- Camille!
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I told you I didn't
want any more daal!
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Thanks, Mrs. Varma.
And we're just friends.
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You don't gotta worry about
me doing anything untoward.
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So I'll leave the door open.
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You wish.
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I thought Indian moms were
supposed to be, like, strict.
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They are. She just doesn't
see you as a threat.
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I mean, I'll try to
not act hurt by that.
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Pete's just a skidmark.
Don't even look at that.
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Why do you do this to yourself?
Just stop looking at it.
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Give me that.
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What's wrong with me?
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Well, you're a bit of a
psycho, but it's cute on you.
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No! What's wrong with me?
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Why don't people like me?
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- People like you.
- Like me, like me.
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Well,
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maybe just because nobody
likes you right now
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doesn't mean nobody ever will.
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I mean, look at Joanne Bryce.
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Nobody thought
she'd ever get any.
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And then Chris Cherbowski
confessed his love to her
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during the History Club's
trip to Rome. Remember?
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Yeah, a bit extra, but cute.
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Well,
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how about how Richie Spindle
asked Yalina de Cordoba
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to homecoming on
a hot-air balloon?
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I mean, these kids are wild.
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Yeah, but see, that's
exactly what I mean.
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I still haven't had that crazy,
spontaneous, extraordinary romance.
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You know, the hot-air
balloon, the trip to Rome,
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driving across an
empty desert highway,
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their hand on your thigh,
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not knowing where you're going,
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but knowing it doesn't matter
because you'll be together.
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I mean, both the hands
should be on the wheel for...
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No, no, at first I thought it's
okay, it'll happen eventually, but...
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I don't know, maybe...
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maybe some people just don't ever
get those experiences, you know?
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Like...
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maybe there's just
something about me
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and it's just
never gonna happen.
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What?
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You know what, be cool, just go
on, like a social-media cleanse,
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you know, just like, don't
look at your phone, you know.
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No, it's something, just like,
it's freeing for self-care Monday.
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- What?
- No, don't!
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God. Just delete Instagram.
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What? No!
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No!
250
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,394
It's okay, just delete
it. Don't look at it.
251
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,097
That's it.
252
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,366
I'm... I'm the Kraken.
253
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,104
Am I really that bad? Kiss me.
254
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,673
Gross! It's like
kissing my sister.
255
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:01,840
Your sister's super-hot.
256
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,552
Don't tell me you
haven't thought about it.
257
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,416
No, I've never thought
about kissing my sister.
258
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,450
I wanna die.
259
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,291
X square plus...
260
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:24,129
X to the fourth times
X-squared minus X.
261
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,135
Pete, number three.
262
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,955
Okay, think, think, think.
263
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,290
What could be? What could be?
264
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,625
Hey.
265
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,061
So, wrong already.
266
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,464
Are you really this dumb, Pete?
267
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,202
Yes, you are.
268
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,699
Thank you, Pete.
269
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,476
What's this?
270
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,757
Pete Wanamaker asked a question,
"Would you make out with the Kraken?
271
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,421
These are the people
that replied, "Yes."
272
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,154
This is, like,
some serious intel.
273
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,195
I'm not even gonna ask
how you got these names.
274
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,069
But are you sure they're not
just, like, you know, trolling?
275
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,973
Believe me, that was my
first thought. But look.
276
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,535
Brady Tucker was low-key flirting
with me in English Handbells.
277
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,970
Alejandra Ramirez isn't
even friends with Pete,
278
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,581
so she has no reason
to make fun of me.
279
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:16,608
And DJ Ice, like, he takes
himself way too seriously.
280
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,050
What about the fourth one?
281
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,813
I just got the Insta.
282
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,983
Cinnamon Rolls Official.
283
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,486
- Any idea who it is?
- No.
284
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,623
It's a Finsta.
285
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,427
Literally just cinnamon rolls.
286
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,565
But, wait, look
at the following.
287
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,860
Yeah, he definitely
goes to our school.
288
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,503
Or she. Or they.
289
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,340
So what are you gonna do
with this information?
290
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,746
And smile.
291
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:30,348
Great. Next.
292
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,519
It's a kiss list.
293
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:35,764
So you're gonna, like,
date all these people?
294
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,056
No, I'm a summer away
from my senior year
295
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,034
and I'm not gonna enter it with
everyone thinking I can't kiss,
296
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,095
these four people are on the
record, willing to canoodle.
297
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,973
So by the end of the
school year next week,
298
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,231
I'm gonna kiss each of them.
299
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,298
Next!
300
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,868
- You go.
- How do I look?
301
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,235
Okay.
302
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,954
So who's up first
on your sex rampage?
303
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,223
No, no, not sex.
It's not about that.
304
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,993
These are just swoony,
movie-caliber kisses.
305
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,963
- Movie-caliber?
- That's right.
306
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,033
I'm not just gonna kiss them,
I'm gonna blow their minds.
307
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,102
Four people, four
extraordinary moments.
308
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,305
And then my reputation
will be spotless.
309
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,706
Right. So who is up first?
310
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,253
Okay, so if you're in a three-man zone,
all right, the knuckling zone, the...
311
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,312
You'll have...
312
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,476
So what, you're just gonna run
on to the court and kiss him?
313
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,319
I'll figure it out.
314
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,883
Cop another
chocolate-chip cookie?
315
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,367
Say something.
316
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,433
Well, stop.
317
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,670
- What?
- What?
318
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:32,737
What about what?
319
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,873
Okay, this is...
320
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,408
It's awkward now.
321
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,475
Camille,
322
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,645
Brady was telling us how you
323
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,748
were hitting on him all
the time in music class.
324
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,294
And we dared him to
go along with it.
325
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,885
So I'm putting a stop to it.
326
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,656
Is that true?
327
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,057
Is it?
328
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,625
Camille.
329
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,768
Hey.
330
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,838
So why is it tortoise
and not tort-was?
331
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,873
What's wrong?
332
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,442
Nothing.
333
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,510
Everything.
334
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,795
Or maybe a live
turtle is tortoise
335
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,264
and then a dead
turtle is tort-was.
336
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,334
Man, that's actually
really sad, though.
337
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,373
Look who came to
give it another shot.
338
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,107
Prove it.
339
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,945
How do you like this, Dylan?
340
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,583
And the entire lunch room.
341
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:28,954
He's actually into it, too.
342
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:33,992
Kraken, my ass.
343
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:43,869
That just happened, right?
344
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,473
Next on the list...
345
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:55,947
What's your deal?
346
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,010
Okay then, guess I'm
going plant shopping.
347
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:49,868
The Echeveria.
348
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,903
It's beautiful.
349
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,539
It really is the Nicki
Minaj of the genera.
350
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:55,974
You looking to take one home?
351
00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:57,876
No, just admiring them.
352
00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:01,346
I don't blame you. They
are wonderful beings.
353
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:04,049
One day we'll rise.
354
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,117
- What?
- What?
355
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,272
Let me know if
you need anything.
356
00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:13,959
Thank you.
357
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:24,469
Hi.
358
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:26,504
Hey.
359
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,440
I didn't know anyone
else came here.
360
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:29,741
It's kind of like my spot.
361
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,810
Yeah, I just discovered it.
362
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,278
Yeah, It's my happy place.
363
00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:36,832
Well, don't really don't know how
I feel about the name, though.
364
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:41,987
I mean, they chose a concept
and went for it, you know?
365
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:43,954
Hey.
366
00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:45,657
Pete's a skidmark.
367
00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:48,860
Thank you.
368
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,831
Yeah, I replied yes to
his poll, by the way.
369
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,601
You didn't have to do that.
370
00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:57,903
Well, it's true.
371
00:23:58,370 --> 00:23:59,370
Really?
372
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:01,206
Yeah. I...
373
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,947
I always had, like, a
little baby crush on you.
374
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:09,014
Besides, you're the only other
out queer girl in our school.
375
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:11,983
Yeah, we're pretty sparse. Yeah.
376
00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:16,087
I'm used to finding girls in,
like, other schools or on Tinder,
377
00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:18,456
Bumble, Scissr,
378
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:21,660
Her or college campuses,
walking down the street
379
00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:22,806
and they ask for my number.
380
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:24,595
It's hard, man. You know?
381
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,230
Yeah.
382
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,232
Word.
383
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,839
Yeah, so... see you around.
384
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,139
Yeah?
385
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:41,179
You got more Echeverias?
386
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,249
Yes. Aren't they beautiful?
387
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,351
Truly the Nicki
Minaj of the genera.
388
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:47,418
Yes.
389
00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:02,067
Hey, nice!
390
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,133
Thank you.
391
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,239
Hey,
392
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:12,777
there's a screening of Desert
Hearts at Vintage Village tonight.
393
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:14,746
Do you wanna...
394
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:17,582
- Do you wanna go?
- Hell, yeah! I love that movie.
395
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:18,649
I know.
396
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:20,285
I mean, me too.
397
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:22,953
Okay.
398
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,422
So I'll pick you up tonight?
399
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,558
It's a date.
400
00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:29,059
Guess it is.
401
00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:33,331
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
402
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:41,673
The sansevieria starfish,
aka the sensation!
403
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:44,542
Okay.
404
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,379
- That'll be 52 dollars.
- Fifty...
405
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:49,481
It's 52?
406
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:03,528
No.
407
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:56,848
All right, mom, going out.
408
00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:57,915
Where are you going?
409
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,284
On a date.
410
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:02,687
On a date? Who is this guy?
411
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,191
Camille, what is his name?
412
00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:09,961
Her, actually. Alejandra.
413
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,597
Why are you going on
a date with a girl?
414
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,132
Are you serious?
415
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:15,867
I'm bisexual, mom.
416
00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:17,311
I came out to you.
Like, two years ago.
417
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:18,670
- Bisexual?
- You're kidding me.
418
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,172
I came out to you. I
gave you a whole speech!
419
00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:23,375
Well, I thought you would
have got over it by now.
420
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,977
I'm not getting over it,
mom. It's my sexuality!
421
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:28,513
Okay, I suppose I didn't
understand you, chutki.
422
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,324
You did, mom. You're just
choosing to ignore it.
423
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:32,017
- Does your dad know?
- Yes!
424
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,752
And he's okay with you being...
425
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,887
My God! Yes! My
God, you know what?
426
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,331
I'm not even talking
about this right now.
427
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,666
You're not gonna ruin
this night for me.
428
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,625
- Camille, come here.
- I won't be back late.
429
00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:41,692
Camille...
430
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,361
[speaking in hindi]
431
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:45,863
I won't be back late.
432
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:48,866
Camille!
433
00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,279
Go, go, go!
434
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:02,747
What's wrong?
435
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:06,184
Nothing, just, maybe disobeyed my mom
for the first time ever in my life.
436
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:08,119
Yikes.
437
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,893
Well, was your dad on
your side at least?
438
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,561
No. He lives in India.
439
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,096
Damn.
440
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:20,965
Well, it's a good thing
I like bad girls, then.
441
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:24,802
Cute shirt, by the way.
442
00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:31,976
I love this playlist.
443
00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:33,610
Yeah?
444
00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,780
Thanks. It's taken
me years to build.
445
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:37,715
You know her?
446
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,518
Yeah, she's pretty famous.
447
00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:45,390
Yeah, we dated, actually.
448
00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:59,904
Hey, are your
parents cool with...
449
00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:03,374
The whole gay thing?
450
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,196
Yeah, they were, like,
annoyingly supportive about it.
451
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,765
Like, the Christmas after I came
out, they took me to see Ellen.
452
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:12,916
Want a hit?
453
00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:16,386
Sure.
454
00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:34,139
No.
455
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:37,976
I can... hell, I
can't feel my face.
456
00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,646
Thanks.
457
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,924
You save us some seats.
I'll get the popcorn?
458
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,016
No, I'll go.
459
00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:46,885
It's fine. I'll go.
460
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,020
No, I mean, I'll
get the popcorn.
461
00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:50,121
You got the tickets.
462
00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:51,956
So I'll get the popcorn, yeah?
463
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:53,992
I mean, that checks
out logically, right?
464
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,160
Yeah.
465
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,663
- You okay?
- Yes.
466
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:00,798
Okay, I'll save you a seat.
467
00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:05,036
- Hey.
- Mason.
468
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:08,907
Hi. I mean, hi as in
hello, not in as I'm high.
469
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:11,976
Yeah. I got that.
470
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,447
Large popcorn, please.
471
00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:18,716
Okay. That'll be 8.10.
472
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:19,817
The Kraken.
473
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:25,523
I'll go get the popcorn.
474
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,194
Here you go. Keep the change.
475
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:37,035
What the... What?
476
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:41,139
In case of emergency,
exits are located...
477
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,206
Where is the popcorn?
478
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,008
Last but not least...
479
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,345
I bought it, but I...
480
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:49,047
I walked away before
they gave it to me.
481
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,183
There is no talking
during the show.
482
00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:55,086
Now sit back, relax and enjoy.
483
00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:56,154
It's chill.
484
00:30:58,056 --> 00:30:59,056
You're funny.
485
00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:16,808
Well, I'm ready to hear that.
486
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:23,348
You know I'm not allowed
to go out of state lines.
487
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:26,517
- I'll tell you...
- Phone!
488
00:31:27,685 --> 00:31:30,888
God! God! My phone.
489
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:34,759
Shoot! Jesus, Camille.
490
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,596
Where is it? My gosh.
491
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,633
Okay, you know what? Just
leave it, just leave it.
492
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:45,036
Focus on your breath. Breathe.
493
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:47,405
There we go.
494
00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:49,474
Okay, what's this?
495
00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:53,278
Okay, no, just get comfortable.
496
00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:54,424
Are you trying to shock me?
497
00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:58,182
No. I was only
telling you the truth.
498
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,286
Have I misled you in any way?
499
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,388
Not for a minute.
500
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,022
Because...
501
00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:07,558
you know I care a lot about you.
502
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,076
What the f...
503
00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:30,415
Roll it all the way down.
504
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:47,498
My gosh!
505
00:33:03,047 --> 00:33:05,350
- Release the Kraken.
- God.
506
00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:08,019
- God.
- The Kraken.
507
00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:13,124
Gosh.
508
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:14,759
My God. Get me out of here.
509
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,160
Really, you and me.
510
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,472
I don't care about
anyone else, just...
511
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,331
No. Not this again.
512
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:22,033
- Camille, come here.
- Mom?
513
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,101
- God.
- Camille...
514
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,168
[speaking in hindi]
515
00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:26,137
Maybe there's just
something about me,
516
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,381
and it's just
never gonna happen.
517
00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:29,273
The Kraken.
518
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:31,408
The Kraken.
519
00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:32,810
[speaking in hindi]
520
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,085
I had fun.
521
00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,422
Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
522
00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,565
Well, thanks for the ride.
523
00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:21,559
Man!
524
00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:24,328
Absolutely too high for this.
525
00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,096
Goodnight.
526
00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:47,618
No, no, no, no, no, no.
527
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:49,787
I'm so stupid!
528
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:52,690
Why did you smoke weed, Camille?
529
00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:54,959
Why did you smoke weed? What?
530
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:56,928
Why did you smoke weed, Camille?
531
00:34:56,994 --> 00:34:58,796
What are you, what,
are you Seth Rogen now?
532
00:34:58,863 --> 00:35:00,331
What? Snoop Dogg?
533
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,733
Stupid! God! Crap.
534
00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:06,103
Look.
535
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:08,306
All right. Okay, I
can still salvage it.
536
00:35:08,973 --> 00:35:11,242
I can still, I can still,
yeah, I can still salvage it.
537
00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:14,145
I can still salvage it.
Yeah, that's what I could do.
538
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,513
I'll text her.
539
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:18,416
That's right. I'll text
her, I'll text her and...
540
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,218
No. I'll call her.
I will call her.
541
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,922
I'll tell her, "Wait,
wait, I forgot something.
542
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:27,358
I forgot something
and I need to just..."
543
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:32,597
Crap!
544
00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:41,873
Yeah.
545
00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:42,939
No.
546
00:35:58,556 --> 00:35:59,824
- Hi.
- Hello again.
547
00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:03,794
I... My God, thank you!
548
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,167
- You live on Rosewood, right?
- Yeah.
549
00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:15,172
You're on my way. Let me
walk you. I'll just close up.
550
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:17,542
Sure.
551
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:20,411
It's not funny. I
basically hallucinated.
552
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:21,479
It's hilarious.
553
00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:23,614
I mean, look, I love weed.
554
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:28,152
But, man, it'll mess
some stuff up in there.
555
00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:29,219
Yeah.
556
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:33,558
So there won't be a second date?
557
00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:38,396
I mean, it wasn't really a
date. I just wanted to kiss her.
558
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:41,899
I'm on a bit of a
romantic walkabout.
559
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,701
Cool.
560
00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:45,236
A sex-capade.
561
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,838
More like a kiss-capade.
562
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,442
- Forget it.
- What?
563
00:36:53,277 --> 00:36:54,545
I made a kiss list.
564
00:36:56,647 --> 00:37:00,217
- That's cool.
- It's stupid.
565
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:03,387
It's like I have to
prove Pete wrong.
566
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,257
But also I'm just like,
567
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:08,402
I feel like these experiences
should have happened already,
568
00:37:08,426 --> 00:37:11,629
and I just kinda wanna make
up for lost time or something.
569
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,732
By living extraordinary moments.
570
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,867
Right.
571
00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:19,369
Dope.
572
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,005
More power to ya.
573
00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,742
I'm not sure though, after
tonight it's just like,
574
00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:26,777
it's like I wanna
be confident and I,
575
00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:29,647
I wanna be straightforward
with people, charming, but...
576
00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:33,250
maybe it just isn't me.
577
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,789
You know, I feel like you're posing
an interesting question here.
578
00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:41,358
I mean,
579
00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:45,596
should we strive to be the
best versions of ourselves
580
00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:48,032
or should we just learn to
live with what we've got?
581
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:51,735
Exactly.
582
00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:54,939
Well, let's try it out.
583
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:56,773
What?
584
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:58,608
Let's sneak in.
585
00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:03,881
I'm serious. Okay, look,
we could keep walking.
586
00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,150
We can give into whatever
boring end of the night
587
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,652
the universe has
in store for us,
588
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:11,288
or we say, "Screw the Universe"
589
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:13,457
and we go for a swim.
590
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,228
Okay, yeah you're crazy.
591
00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:22,266
Okay, do you want to
be the type of person
592
00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:24,435
to sneak into a
private school's pool?
593
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,244
- Yeah.
- I do, too.
594
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,646
- So let's do it.
- Okay.
595
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,480
Yeah!
596
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,656
- There's somebody coming.
- No, there isn't.
597
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,713
- Ready?
- Yeah.
598
00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:09,814
Okay, let's do it!
599
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,251
One, two...
600
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,542
Well, it's not as cold as
I thought it was gonna be.
601
00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:29,600
No, it's not that bad.
602
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,338
Can you do a handstand?
603
00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:36,841
- Maybe.
- Okay, get down there.
604
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:43,179
Okay.
605
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,483
I got water in my nose.
606
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:46,550
No.
607
00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:47,857
All right, hold on, let me try.
608
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,092
Can you do this?
609
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,462
- Wait, hold on. There you go.
- What?
610
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:00,698
Okay, how do you do that?
611
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:12,877
Wanna see another cool trick?
612
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,928
It's getting a bit chilly.
613
00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:33,364
Yeah.
614
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:39,670
- You didn't kiss Mason either?
- No.
615
00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:43,107
I thought about
just saying like,
616
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:45,109
"Wanna see another cool trick?"
617
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,496
And then just
laying one on them.
618
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:48,846
Okay, that is literally
visual poetry.
619
00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:52,783
I mean, you should have done
it. My god, I did it again!
620
00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:54,728
I had two opportunities
and I wussed out.
621
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:55,953
Why am I like this?
622
00:40:56,453 --> 00:40:58,155
- You did fine with Brady.
- I know!
623
00:40:58,222 --> 00:40:59,857
It's like I used up
all my confidence.
624
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,093
It's fine. Mason was not
on the Kiss List anyways.
625
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,760
Maybe they're the
CinnamonRolls account.
626
00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,736
I feel like they're above
having a food porn finsta.
627
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,199
You know, you don't have
to stick to the list.
628
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,003
Yes, I do.
629
00:41:13,337 --> 00:41:14,915
What validation do you
get from being a...
630
00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:15,973
Slut?
631
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,409
No, whatever you're doing,
632
00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,945
a kissing slut, a mouth slut.
633
00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:23,047
I don't know, okay?
634
00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:25,583
I just, I have to prove
that I'm type of person
635
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:27,451
that just kisses people and...
636
00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:29,353
The type of person
people wanna kiss.
637
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,288
- Yeah.
- All right. I get it now.
638
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:34,634
If you wanna be a mouth slut, you
have my blessing to be a mouth slut,
639
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,670
- maybe that's...
- Is there another term we can use?
640
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:37,694
Yeah.
641
00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,064
Well, the Overnight's
this weekend.
642
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,366
I bet you can scratch a few
names off the list there.
643
00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:44,301
It's not about
knocking them off.
644
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,904
I'm creating memorable
moments here.
645
00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:49,706
Are you really, love?
646
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,311
Well, I'm just saying,
647
00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:56,223
there's gonna be dozens
of drunk teens in a house,
648
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,048
and sloppy make-out
sessions are like a given.
649
00:41:58,115 --> 00:41:59,675
You kiss someone
then, if it's so easy.
650
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,118
I wish.
651
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,330
You know there's a rumor going
around that I'm a lip virgin,
652
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,794
but not a regular
virgin? Like what?
653
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,959
I mean, I've kissed
before... once.
654
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,562
- Hey, guys!
- Hey, Val.
655
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,130
Whatcha doing? You on a date?
656
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,232
- No.
- No, I'm single. Completely...
657
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,169
I'm alone, but not lonely, you
know. I'm like dating myself.
658
00:42:19,236 --> 00:42:21,071
Like independently
owned and operated.
659
00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:23,040
Okay, you going
to the Overnight?
660
00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:25,476
- Yeah.
- See you there.
661
00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:32,116
Did you just have a moment?
662
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:34,502
I mean, I thought I was being
delusional, but, like, right?
663
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:37,421
Hey, maybe you'll get
some at the Overnight too.
664
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,924
You think Val would
make out with me?
665
00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:42,960
- You like Val?
- I mean, yeah, why?
666
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:45,996
No reason, she is cute,
she is just a little...
667
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:49,732
ethereal.
668
00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:51,701
Yeah.
669
00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:55,639
Hey, it's our song.
670
00:42:55,706 --> 00:42:58,375
No, this is not our song,
you don't even know it.
671
00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:00,511
- Yes, I do.
- No, no.
672
00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:02,513
I just see you, you're
just, you're lipping
673
00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:04,181
"Peas and Carrots"
over and over again.
674
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:05,616
- No...
- Yes, you are.
675
00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:06,784
Stop doing it.
676
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:26,236
Okay, so, I wanna replay
everything I did wrong in my head,
677
00:43:26,303 --> 00:43:28,138
like an endlessly
repeating loop from hell.
678
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:31,709
These kisses aren't gonna happen
unless I get my groove back.
679
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,811
Time to cross off
some more names.
680
00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:35,144
Who's next?
681
00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:38,382
Yeah. DJ Ice. Hot.
682
00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:13,951
Camille? Let's talk?
683
00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:16,053
I can't. Liam's here.
684
00:44:16,653 --> 00:44:17,921
Hi, Mrs. Varma. How are you?
685
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:22,259
See, I'll bring her back safe,
and we're still just friends,
686
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,166
so you don't have to
bring out the ol' shotgun.
687
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,530
Or hit me with your... sandals.
688
00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,065
- How do you...
- Chappals.
689
00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:30,534
- Hit me with your chappals.
- You still wish.
690
00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:32,301
Okay.
691
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:34,905
And we're not gonna
like drink or anything,
692
00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:36,149
so you don't gotta
worry about that.
693
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,917
- There's something else.
- Why would you drink?
694
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,977
No, he's just joking.
695
00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:42,713
There is no, no drinking
on this turtle trip.
696
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,682
Yeah, so are you ready
to carry the baby turtles
697
00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:46,829
so they can reach the lake?
698
00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:49,129
Actually, Camille, we're not
supposed to carry the turtles
699
00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:51,033
because that can affect
their imprinting process
700
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,932
and they won't be able to
return to the same shore
701
00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:55,356
and won't be able to lay their
eggs, it's like a whole thing.
702
00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:57,437
We're having conversation
when you're back.
703
00:44:57,461 --> 00:44:58,595
Yeah, bye.
704
00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:02,933
- Bye, Mrs. Varma.
- Bye!
705
00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:06,136
So, turtle trip?
706
00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,214
Are we going to the same place?
707
00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:10,774
Okay, I lied and said I'm going
on a trip for science class.
708
00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:13,353
You think they wouldn't
let you go otherwise?
709
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,179
No way. Things are
super weird right now.
710
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,856
It's just like
hanging in the air.
711
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,520
It's like we ran someone over and
agreed to never mention it again.
712
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:26,090
What's this?
713
00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:27,333
Sleeping gear, what do you mean?
714
00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:30,727
We're not free-soloing El Capitan,
we're gonna be inside a house.
715
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:32,796
Yeah. You gotta be prepared
for the un-prepabable.
716
00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:35,432
Wait, un-pre-pa-pre-pa,
how do you say it?
717
00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:36,810
- Un-pre-pa...
- Okay, okay. Whatever.
718
00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:40,537
- I'm gonna go in the back.
- Un-pre-pa...
719
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:43,107
Preparable.
720
00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,241
T's not that hard.
721
00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:48,779
Liam, the door.
722
00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:52,034
Now I know why you're
Uber-ating solo.
723
00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:03,592
We're picking someone else up?
724
00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:06,029
Yeah.
725
00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:08,732
I volunteered to
drive people up.
726
00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:10,801
We got two more.
727
00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:12,269
Who?
728
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,438
My homies.
729
00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:16,907
I'm your only homie.
730
00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,384
I didn't plan this, I swear.
731
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:28,728
I tried to tell you
back at your house,
732
00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:30,296
but you tangled me up
in your web of lies.
733
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,320
What?
734
00:46:31,488 --> 00:46:34,091
I posted on the class Discord
that I have two seats available
735
00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:36,860
and two people
responded and, well...
736
00:46:48,505 --> 00:46:49,573
Hey, pretty girl.
737
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,908
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
738
00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:52,614
- Thanks for the ride.
- Yeah, no problem.
739
00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:54,711
- Hey.
- Hey, hi.
740
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,514
- You guys ready?
- Yeah, yes.
741
00:46:57,581 --> 00:46:58,901
- Let's go, let's do this.
- Yeah.
742
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,090
That's a lot of water, Cam-Bam.
I'm not stopping for a pee break.
743
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:23,941
Everybody okay back there?
744
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:26,210
Yeah, cool.
745
00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:36,553
Could you hurry up?
I really want to pee.
746
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:38,180
Told you to ease on
the water, Cam-Bam.
747
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:40,023
You, like, chug at it, man.
748
00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:42,759
- It was actually irresistible?
- Yeah, I was pretty thirsty.
749
00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:45,629
I'm just gonna go ahead...
750
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,296
I'll just, you know,
get my stuff later.
751
00:47:48,265 --> 00:47:49,909
Are you sure? You don't
want it to get stolen.
752
00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:51,435
Whatever. I gotta pee, dude.
753
00:48:00,344 --> 00:48:02,045
Dope fit, Ice.
754
00:48:02,779 --> 00:48:03,947
What's that puffer?
755
00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:05,716
Double taps? Sus boy?
756
00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:08,819
Bingo! Number three, DJ Ice.
757
00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:10,354
Terrific.
758
00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:43,220
- Hey, Isaac.
- What's guch, Camille?
759
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:48,325
- You DJing tonight?
- Yeah, playing my new mix.
760
00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:49,693
Thirty minutes of beats,
761
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,695
only using samples from
Medieval Troubadours.
762
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:54,731
- I call it Trouba-core.
- Sounds lit.
763
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:56,867
I'm taking requests too.
764
00:48:57,567 --> 00:48:59,970
Is there something you
wanna hear? Something sexy?
765
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,072
Yes!
766
00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:04,473
Let me get back to you.
767
00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:07,978
Excuse me.
768
00:49:10,213 --> 00:49:11,615
Is there another
bathroom nearby?
769
00:49:12,716 --> 00:49:13,884
Cool, excuse me.
770
00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,219
Excuse me. Excuse me.
771
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,741
Look, I found this in one
of the rooms. Isn't it cool?
772
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:20,991
You wanna kiss him?
773
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,161
- Hey, you're a feisty one.
- And you're a skid mark, Pete.
774
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:31,368
No! Did I just...?
775
00:49:32,736 --> 00:49:33,770
Crap!
776
00:49:41,178 --> 00:49:42,179
Okay.
777
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,949
Camille, sweetie.
You can do this.
778
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,922
Find Liam. Change pants.
Complete the list.
779
00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:53,189
Easy.
780
00:49:56,593 --> 00:49:59,129
Yeah, all right. Find Liam.
781
00:49:59,196 --> 00:50:01,465
Change pants. Complete the list.
782
00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:02,965
Easy.
783
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,119
- Hey.
- Nope. Not going there.
784
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:25,121
God!
785
00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:30,527
Camille, no, no. Change
your pants first.
786
00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:34,431
God, are you serious right now?
787
00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:48,111
What?
788
00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:51,694
Hey, have you guys seen Camille?
789
00:50:55,752 --> 00:50:56,752
Sorry.
790
00:51:14,337 --> 00:51:15,772
- Hey, Val.
- Hi.
791
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:16,907
What you doing?
792
00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:19,709
- Reading my horoscope.
- Let me guess. Sagittarius?
793
00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:22,045
Yeah. You're into astrology?
794
00:51:22,979 --> 00:51:25,449
It's like, the moon can alter
the ocean levels worldwide,
795
00:51:25,515 --> 00:51:26,959
but somehow the fluids
in our brains are spared?
796
00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:28,361
- Like, give me a break.
- Okay, right?
797
00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:31,688
It takes a certain level of egotism
to think that massive cosmic bodies
798
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,190
have no effect on little old us.
799
00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:34,291
Exactly.
800
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,359
- You must be a Pisces rising?
- Yeah.
801
00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,628
Scorpio moon? No, no,
no, don't tell me.
802
00:51:38,995 --> 00:51:41,665
- Saturn in the eighth house?
- Okay, how are you doing that?
803
00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:47,170
Hey, do you wanna maybe, like,
go on a walk by the lake?
804
00:51:47,237 --> 00:51:48,238
No.
805
00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:54,577
Sorry.
806
00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:56,646
No, it's totally fine.
807
00:52:00,383 --> 00:52:02,786
Come on, Liam.
Where are you, dude?
808
00:52:03,687 --> 00:52:05,155
- Hey.
- Sup?
809
00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:06,256
What're you doing?
810
00:52:06,323 --> 00:52:08,959
Just looking for Liam.
811
00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:10,585
Have you seen him? I
really need my bag.
812
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:11,828
Come and have a drink with me.
813
00:52:12,562 --> 00:52:13,563
Yeah.
814
00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,565
Yeah, just... Give me a...
815
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,312
I'm sorry, I just really
need to find Liam.
816
00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,437
Okay. I get it. That's cool.
817
00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:24,040
- No, no, Alejandra, I'm...
- I'll be fine, it's cool.
818
00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:29,946
My god, Liam! Where's my stuff?
819
00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,449
- I put it in one of the rooms.
- Where?
820
00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:38,907
I told you not to
take the water, man.
821
00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:44,126
Look away.
822
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,433
Hey, look, it happens. It's
no big deal. I've been there.
823
00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:54,137
I think this is one of those, like,
let's-never-talk-about-it scenarios.
824
00:52:55,405 --> 00:52:57,173
- Hey, Cam-Bam?
- Yeah.
825
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,143
Remember when you got your
heart broken into tiny pieces
826
00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:02,112
and your self-esteem
was at an all-time low
827
00:53:02,178 --> 00:53:04,514
and I was there to
kinda support you?
828
00:53:05,282 --> 00:53:06,282
Yeah.
829
00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:09,486
Well, I think I
need that right now.
830
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:18,361
You're excellent and
handsome and smart.
831
00:53:18,995 --> 00:53:21,097
And just an all-around a
pretty neat dude. Yeah.
832
00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:25,101
- Is that okay?
- Camille.
833
00:53:25,168 --> 00:53:27,304
I gotta go, dude.
I'm this close, okay?
834
00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:29,272
I will talk to you
later. Promise.
835
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:53,597
- Hey. Pretty girl.
- Hi.
836
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:56,008
Look, Camille, I don't
like playing games.
837
00:53:56,032 --> 00:53:58,232
If you can't make up your
mind, I'll just do it for you.
838
00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:21,524
Shouldn't you be, like,
DJing or something?
839
00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:23,793
I got the next few
songs lined up.
840
00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:26,529
So I got a couple of minutes.
You wanna grab a drink?
841
00:54:28,798 --> 00:54:29,799
Not really.
842
00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,168
Smoke a stoge then?
843
00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:36,239
Or we could just, like,
go make out somewhere.
844
00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:38,741
All right.
845
00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:48,451
Okay, this is nice. I guess.
846
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:53,757
Okay. Not exactly an
extraordinary moment.
847
00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:55,625
Maybe not every kiss has to be.
848
00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:58,528
Maybe some are just... funny.
849
00:55:02,632 --> 00:55:03,667
Sick.
850
00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:05,235
Yeah, sick as in awkward.
851
00:55:05,835 --> 00:55:08,338
Well, I gotta get
back to my set.
852
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,641
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. For sure.
853
00:55:17,914 --> 00:55:20,517
- How do you do that?
- What?
854
00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:23,520
The confidence thing.
855
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,624
Looks like you got it
pretty figured out.
856
00:55:30,593 --> 00:55:32,729
Yeah, not really.
857
00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:34,263
No, I get it.
858
00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:37,967
You know, I wasn't always...
859
00:55:40,136 --> 00:55:41,136
like this.
860
00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:46,443
I used to like dark crap,
861
00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:50,046
weird fashion, medieval
troubadour music.
862
00:55:51,981 --> 00:55:53,583
I hated my acne scars.
863
00:55:54,384 --> 00:55:55,452
One day I decided,
864
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,521
every mirror I find, I'm
just gonna stay there.
865
00:55:59,389 --> 00:56:00,590
Until I like what I see.
866
00:56:01,057 --> 00:56:05,028
And the secret is, mirrors only reflect
back 85 percent of what's there.
867
00:56:05,095 --> 00:56:07,097
The other 15, what
other people see,
868
00:56:07,964 --> 00:56:09,632
that's where your
true beauty is.
869
00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:13,503
So, you just gotta round up.
870
00:56:17,273 --> 00:56:19,743
You're... you're deep, Ice.
871
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,344
Never change.
872
00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:23,747
I don't plan to.
873
00:56:51,674 --> 00:56:54,043
Cinnamon rolls! Get in my belly!
874
00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:55,845
Hold on, let me get a picture.
875
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:06,054
Noted.
876
00:57:29,712 --> 00:57:30,847
Hey.
877
00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:33,016
- Can I have some?
- Yeah.
878
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:37,187
Exquisite.
879
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:40,323
You have a refined
palate, m'lady.
880
00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:46,362
And you really
like CinnamonRolls.
881
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,731
I love CinnamonRolls. So much.
882
00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:56,472
- I'm drunk.
- Me too.
883
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,344
Are you also drowning
out your sorrows?
884
00:58:01,945 --> 00:58:03,546
Nah, I just like drinking.
885
00:58:06,716 --> 00:58:09,986
I really wanted to kiss a
girl for the first time.
886
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,622
I mean, maybe make that a...
887
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,226
awkward non-fight with my mom
888
00:58:16,292 --> 00:58:19,729
actually based on something
and not theoretical.
889
00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:20,796
You know?
890
00:58:21,297 --> 00:58:22,565
I've never kissed a girl.
891
00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:27,704
- Do you want to?
- Yeah.
892
00:58:32,475 --> 00:58:34,043
I don't think I should.
893
00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:37,713
Damn it.
894
00:58:39,215 --> 00:58:40,850
God. I'm kissing Val.
895
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,852
Way to be a good
friend, Camille.
896
00:58:42,919 --> 00:58:45,655
No, this barely even counts.
It's, like, missing something.
897
00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:47,023
An electricity.
898
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:50,326
Maybe I need to kiss someone
who makes kissing feel electric.
899
00:58:50,393 --> 00:58:52,195
This feels like a
static shock at best.
900
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:55,198
Yeah.
901
00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:56,833
I think I'm straight.
902
00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:09,312
Can I have that back?
903
00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:12,981
Thanks.
904
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,480
Nope.
905
00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:50,086
Done.
906
01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:06,803
And everything is just...
907
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:09,272
perfect.
908
01:00:10,006 --> 01:00:13,042
And wow. Almost done.
909
01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:16,212
Back in the groove.
910
01:00:26,622 --> 01:00:29,058
Remember that poll
we did the other day?
911
01:00:29,559 --> 01:00:32,279
- Yes, you do, we were in the same room.
- Look, she made a real one.
912
01:00:32,428 --> 01:00:33,496
I got it.
913
01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:37,800
Hey, what's going on?
914
01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:43,306
- What's with the face?
- Just... leave me alone, Camille.
915
01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:45,408
My God.
916
01:00:48,211 --> 01:00:49,445
My God.
917
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:53,016
- It's pretty good, right?
- Yeah, it is.
918
01:00:54,951 --> 01:00:55,952
Take it down, Pete.
919
01:00:56,452 --> 01:00:59,389
Why? It's no shade.
It's empowering.
920
01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:02,558
It's like slut positivity.
921
01:01:03,092 --> 01:01:04,092
Right, Camille?
922
01:01:05,895 --> 01:01:07,030
It was just kissing.
923
01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:08,798
You're an asshole.
924
01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:09,866
Relax.
925
01:01:10,633 --> 01:01:13,503
What are you gonna do?
Nothing, it's funny.
926
01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:15,538
Liam, hey, can we talk?
927
01:01:16,773 --> 01:01:19,075
Val, Camille? Really?
Did you know I liked her?
928
01:01:19,142 --> 01:01:20,742
Or were you just too
absorbed in yourself
929
01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:22,017
to even listen when I told you?
930
01:01:22,045 --> 01:01:24,113
Because I genuinely don't
know which one is worse.
931
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,214
Liam, I was drunk.
932
01:01:25,681 --> 01:01:27,450
I was completing the list.
933
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,795
- I need to complete the list...
- No, you don't! Face it.
934
01:01:29,819 --> 01:01:31,699
It was never about proving
you're a good kisser.
935
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:32,988
It was tryouts,
936
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:35,691
a casting call for you to
decide your significant other,
937
01:01:35,758 --> 01:01:36,878
how'd that work out for you?
938
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:42,365
All right, look, I'm
sorry about Val, okay?
939
01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:44,067
But she's CinnamonRolls.
940
01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:46,733
- God! I'm CinnamonRolls, dude!
- You can't call dibs on people...
941
01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:49,337
Wait,
942
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:50,973
- you're CinnamonRolls?
- Yeah...
943
01:01:51,707 --> 01:01:52,707
I'm CinnamonRolls.
944
01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:56,230
Val sent me that picture
so I could post it.
945
01:01:57,447 --> 01:02:00,183
So, wait, why did you reply
yes to Pete's story then?
946
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,452
I don't know, I just, I
thought you needed it.
947
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:07,590
I don't need you to be
my self-esteem, Liam.
948
01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:09,459
- Don't you?
- No.
949
01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:12,295
You know what? Great. I'm done,
950
01:02:12,662 --> 01:02:13,939
I'm done being your self-esteem.
951
01:02:13,963 --> 01:02:14,997
Now get your own.
952
01:03:05,414 --> 01:03:06,782
Mom! Mom!
953
01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:23,065
Hey.
954
01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:26,068
Triple feature and no date?
955
01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:28,171
Not this time.
956
01:03:29,005 --> 01:03:30,173
No Liam either?
957
01:03:31,874 --> 01:03:33,509
See you in six, seven hours.
958
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,464
Hey!
959
01:03:56,632 --> 01:03:57,833
I just got off.
960
01:03:58,801 --> 01:03:59,841
Do you mind if I join you?
961
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,605
Sure. Two to go.
962
01:04:20,723 --> 01:04:23,793
I've never actually done a double
feature much less a triple feature.
963
01:04:23,859 --> 01:04:24,859
You do that a lot?
964
01:04:25,328 --> 01:04:26,328
Only when I need it.
965
01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:29,465
So, what's up?
966
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:31,934
Are you becoming
your truest self?
967
01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:33,402
No!
968
01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:36,472
I think I'm doomed
to be who I am.
969
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,108
Is that really such
a bad thing, though?
970
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:40,376
It is if you're me.
971
01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:44,680
I really just don't think you're
as lame as you think you are.
972
01:04:44,747 --> 01:04:46,549
I mean, that other night
at the pool, I mean,
973
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,456
that was like the most
fun I've had in a while.
974
01:04:51,254 --> 01:04:53,689
Hear me out, what if the
person you're trying to be
975
01:04:53,756 --> 01:04:55,424
and the person who
you really are...
976
01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:58,294
What if they're the same person?
977
01:05:02,898 --> 01:05:04,000
- Hang on.
- What?
978
01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,137
There's a vicious ladybug
moving in right for the kill.
979
01:05:08,904 --> 01:05:10,373
You flicked a ladybug?
980
01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:13,843
Hey, I'm an equal
opportunity bug flicker.
981
01:05:13,909 --> 01:05:17,413
- Lord or Lady, I don't discriminate.
- Or something in between, I say.
982
01:05:19,348 --> 01:05:21,350
Right. Right?
983
01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:24,387
What?
984
01:05:25,221 --> 01:05:26,355
Damn it.
985
01:05:29,325 --> 01:05:32,561
Okay, I'm no... No,
I'm so sorry. I...
986
01:05:32,828 --> 01:05:33,863
No, I'm totally fine.
987
01:05:33,929 --> 01:05:38,034
I just I misread the situation and
it's like 1000 percent no worries.
988
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,970
I mean, I've had a lovely time, I
just I like somebody else, you know?
989
01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:45,140
Yeah,
990
01:05:47,043 --> 01:05:48,377
I don't know, it's weird.
991
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,646
I feel like I have,
like, zero chance.
992
01:05:50,713 --> 01:05:52,994
And if I do have a chance,
might be for the wrong reasons.
993
01:05:55,318 --> 01:05:57,453
Okay, so, been there.
994
01:05:58,421 --> 01:06:00,089
Well, she's lesbian.
995
01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:03,693
Alejandra?
996
01:06:05,661 --> 01:06:06,829
Yeah, yeah.
997
01:06:08,431 --> 01:06:12,335
I don't know, she's like, I
want her to want me, but...
998
01:06:13,135 --> 01:06:16,572
I'm not a girl, and I don't want
her to see me as a girl, but...
999
01:06:17,673 --> 01:06:19,809
I don't know, it's just stupid.
1000
01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:23,012
I don't think that's stupid.
1001
01:06:27,983 --> 01:06:29,185
All right. Well...
1002
01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:32,088
I'm pretty close, so
I guess I'll just...
1003
01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:33,756
walk the rest of the way.
1004
01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:36,225
- You sure?
- Yeah.
1005
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,560
Okay.
1006
01:06:41,897 --> 01:06:43,399
I think I should
find that ladybug.
1007
01:07:23,806 --> 01:07:25,775
No, not today, Satan.
1008
01:07:25,841 --> 01:07:28,411
Nope, with a capital
"N" and a capital "OPE."
1009
01:07:28,477 --> 01:07:31,414
No! No! No! No! No!
1010
01:07:31,781 --> 01:07:33,916
So you and Raelynn?
1011
01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:39,422
Yeah, we just keep doing
this thing, breaking up.
1012
01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,023
Getting back together.
1013
01:07:41,957 --> 01:07:44,293
Having really mind
blowing makeup sex.
1014
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:51,500
Yeah, and the way that she
just went along with Pete,
1015
01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:53,102
I wasn't vibing.
1016
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:54,569
She's toxic.
1017
01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:57,807
Yeah, totally.
1018
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,343
Yeah, and can I say
something, like...
1019
01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:06,215
I know Pete says it as a
joke, but I am all for it.
1020
01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:09,151
The whole free sexuality thing.
1021
01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:12,421
It really was just kissing.
1022
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:16,559
Yeah, I'd love to be some
devil may care bisexual floozy,
1023
01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:18,861
but it's just not in my wiring.
1024
01:08:20,362 --> 01:08:22,598
Yeah, just kissing a person.
1025
01:08:26,569 --> 01:08:27,937
Do I mean anything to you?
1026
01:08:29,104 --> 01:08:30,139
What?
1027
01:08:30,906 --> 01:08:33,776
Sorry, I'm just, I'm trying
to understand what this is.
1028
01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:35,778
I don't know. Do we
have to define it?
1029
01:08:37,346 --> 01:08:38,614
I just have fun with you.
1030
01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:40,015
Why?
1031
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:42,017
Because you're fun.
1032
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:43,686
- A little bit crazy.
- Stop! Stop!
1033
01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:45,554
- What's your deal?
- Stop!
1034
01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:55,965
I can't believe
I did this again.
1035
01:08:56,031 --> 01:08:57,733
Rolling the window down, really?
1036
01:09:00,135 --> 01:09:01,504
I heard you car-washed Dylan.
1037
01:09:02,571 --> 01:09:04,874
Yeah, he was getting
a little handsy.
1038
01:09:05,274 --> 01:09:06,308
He deserves it.
1039
01:09:07,576 --> 01:09:08,576
By the way...
1040
01:09:09,011 --> 01:09:10,479
I'm flattered I made your list.
1041
01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:14,783
You kind of put yourself on
it by answering Pete's poll.
1042
01:09:16,418 --> 01:09:18,020
Ended up being crap anyway.
1043
01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:20,567
I was low key just hoping I'd
come out of it with a love story.
1044
01:09:21,156 --> 01:09:22,224
How pathetic is that?
1045
01:09:22,858 --> 01:09:23,893
Not that much.
1046
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,562
Everybody low key
wants to fall in love.
1047
01:09:27,062 --> 01:09:28,230
Camille, Brady!
1048
01:09:57,993 --> 01:09:59,995
- Hey!
- Hey!
1049
01:10:02,598 --> 01:10:05,768
You know what? You're right,
this is a happy place.
1050
01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:06,902
I told you!
1051
01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:08,971
Anything catch your eye?
1052
01:10:10,139 --> 01:10:11,640
Yeah! You know what?
1053
01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,542
I'm really considering
1054
01:10:13,609 --> 01:10:16,745
getting a opuntia microdasys.
1055
01:10:16,812 --> 01:10:17,812
Cute.
1056
01:10:19,915 --> 01:10:22,384
You know, it kinda reminds me
of these little bunny vibrators?
1057
01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:32,628
Hey!
1058
01:10:32,695 --> 01:10:35,331
I owe you an apology.
1059
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:37,732
For what?
1060
01:10:39,034 --> 01:10:41,270
For being insecure about us.
1061
01:10:42,237 --> 01:10:43,505
No. You...
1062
01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:45,507
You have nothing
to be sorry about.
1063
01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:49,410
Actually,
1064
01:10:49,945 --> 01:10:52,014
now that were being real, I...
1065
01:10:52,781 --> 01:10:54,216
kind of like someone else.
1066
01:10:55,351 --> 01:10:58,220
- They, actually.
- Mason?
1067
01:10:58,854 --> 01:11:01,156
Okay, and I'm supposed
to, like, only like girls,
1068
01:11:01,223 --> 01:11:03,259
but you know what,
they're not a boy,
1069
01:11:03,325 --> 01:11:06,261
so maybe I'm a non-boy lesbian.
1070
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:08,008
I don't know. What are
you, the gay police?
1071
01:11:08,731 --> 01:11:09,765
No, I'm not.
1072
01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:12,301
I actually think you
should ask them out.
1073
01:11:13,135 --> 01:11:15,437
- You think so?
- Trust me.
1074
01:11:19,174 --> 01:11:20,175
Okay.
1075
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:26,948
How?
1076
01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:29,417
How?
1077
01:11:29,885 --> 01:11:31,854
What, you've never asked
someone out before?
1078
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:35,391
I don't know, "Hey,
you wanna hang out?"
1079
01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:37,092
Wanna kick it? Wanna hang?
1080
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:40,262
No.
1081
01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:44,433
Okay, girls usually just
come up to me, so...
1082
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,769
- Okay. Okay.
- You know.
1083
01:11:48,303 --> 01:11:49,805
I don't know, what's...
1084
01:11:49,872 --> 01:11:52,408
What's something you wanna
do that you haven't done,
1085
01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:53,914
because you don't
wanna do it alone?
1086
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,680
There's this bromeliad
at the Botanical Gardens
1087
01:11:57,746 --> 01:11:59,048
called the Puya Raimondii.
1088
01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:01,650
It's the Queen of the Andes, and
it blooms like every 80 years,
1089
01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:03,194
and the blooming windows
almost over, so...
1090
01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:05,387
That's perfect then. Yeah,
here's what you're gonna do.
1091
01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:08,190
Just go to the movie theatre
because that's where they work.
1092
01:12:39,688 --> 01:12:40,688
Are you still hungry?
1093
01:12:41,356 --> 01:12:42,458
I can make your favorite.
1094
01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:44,326
Matar paneer or aloo parathas.
1095
01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:46,795
- No, I'm good.
- It'll only take a few minutes.
1096
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:48,197
No, Mom!
1097
01:12:48,263 --> 01:12:50,583
You know that's literally your
answer to everything, right?
1098
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:54,703
Okay, then, I'll never give
you food, I'll never feed you,
1099
01:12:54,770 --> 01:12:57,506
you can cook for yourself. You
can unclog your own toilet.
1100
01:12:58,407 --> 01:12:59,407
Matlabi.
1101
01:12:59,908 --> 01:13:01,276
Whatever, I'm matlabi.
1102
01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:02,478
Can you please leave now?
1103
01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:13,121
Is everything all right?
1104
01:13:14,490 --> 01:13:15,624
Why hasn't Liam come over?
1105
01:13:18,694 --> 01:13:20,963
Mom, I messed up
with him. Big time.
1106
01:13:25,768 --> 01:13:26,768
Okay.
1107
01:13:28,804 --> 01:13:30,884
See, the same thing happened
with me and your father.
1108
01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:33,876
We were close friends.
1109
01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:37,012
Then I started developing
feelings, and...
1110
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,150
he didn't know it at first, but then
he realized he was in love with me too.
1111
01:13:41,884 --> 01:13:45,154
What? No! Mom! I didn't
fall in love with him.
1112
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:46,321
We're best friends.
1113
01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:49,358
Then what are you worried about?
1114
01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,025
You have it easy. Best friends
always get back together.
1115
01:13:53,362 --> 01:13:55,931
See? I understand you
better than you think.
1116
01:13:57,366 --> 01:14:00,669
So then why don't you understand
that I like boys and girls?
1117
01:14:02,971 --> 01:14:05,808
Honey, I'm trying.
1118
01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:07,810
I just need time.
1119
01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:13,749
Have some kachori. Come on.
1120
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:15,750
I'll show you how to serve it.
1121
01:14:26,962 --> 01:14:28,497
Okay. Last try.
1122
01:14:53,121 --> 01:14:55,924
I feel like I've been
apologizing a lot lately.
1123
01:14:56,725 --> 01:14:59,761
Well, you kinda have been
a bi... shops hat, see it?
1124
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:02,243
It's funny, right? Come on.
1125
01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:05,367
Stop. I'm sorry.
1126
01:15:08,570 --> 01:15:10,405
I'm sorry that I kissed Val,
1127
01:15:10,472 --> 01:15:13,141
but I'm, I'm more sorry
that I took you for granted.
1128
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:16,743
You've been the best recently,
and I wasn't the same for you.
1129
01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:19,047
Thank you.
1130
01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:21,316
But I'm here now, and
I'm ready to be better.
1131
01:15:21,383 --> 01:15:22,818
So lay it on me.
1132
01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:27,955
Just...
1133
01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:31,336
It really got to me,
you know, like...
1134
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,428
I was literally hitting
on Val right before you,
1135
01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:34,529
and she turned me down.
1136
01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:36,064
It's like, why do I even try?
1137
01:15:36,565 --> 01:15:39,868
Yeah. Yeah, I kind of know
exactly what that feels like.
1138
01:15:41,770 --> 01:15:43,071
Hey, don't worry, okay?
1139
01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:44,339
- It'll...
- Happen someday.
1140
01:15:44,406 --> 01:15:45,641
There's always someday, right?
1141
01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:47,709
I want it to happen
now, is that wrong?
1142
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:51,413
I feel like I have this
version of myself in my head,
1143
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,382
where I'm like
confident and funny,
1144
01:15:53,448 --> 01:15:55,408
but then in real life, it
never happens like that.
1145
01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:57,605
Maybe I'll always
just be this...
1146
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,321
insecure, cringey guy.
1147
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:03,225
You're not, though. You
are funny and confident.
1148
01:16:03,792 --> 01:16:07,062
Maybe you don't see it, because
you're you, but other people do.
1149
01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:10,211
Then why hasn't it happened yet?
1150
01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:14,870
Okay, so what do you want?
1151
01:16:15,203 --> 01:16:16,481
Someone to fall
in love with you?
1152
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:18,549
Well, I mean, for starters,
that would be nice, yeah.
1153
01:16:18,573 --> 01:16:19,574
Yeah?
1154
01:16:19,641 --> 01:16:22,110
You want, you want someone to
tell you what you're worth?
1155
01:16:22,544 --> 01:16:24,279
You want some lame
confession of love?
1156
01:16:25,113 --> 01:16:26,581
All right. Let's go.
1157
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:33,120
I love you, Liam.
1158
01:16:33,155 --> 01:16:35,123
- No, you don't. Stop.
- No, I do.
1159
01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:36,725
I'm secretly in love with you.
1160
01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:39,795
You know, when others make a
joke, and I laugh to be polite
1161
01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,196
or because others are laughing.
1162
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:43,832
You make me actually
laugh, dude.
1163
01:16:43,899 --> 01:16:44,967
Like ugly laugh.
1164
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:48,503
Like, the other day,
I farted laughing.
1165
01:16:48,937 --> 01:16:51,907
And you're funny without being mean,
which not a lot of people can do.
1166
01:16:52,374 --> 01:16:53,442
Well, guess what?
1167
01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:55,577
I'm in love with you too.
1168
01:16:55,644 --> 01:16:57,212
- No.
- No. Yeah, I am.
1169
01:16:57,679 --> 01:16:59,614
You are the only
cool person I know.
1170
01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:01,761
No, not the coolest person.
But the only cool person.
1171
01:17:02,117 --> 01:17:04,753
And I love that you mouth the
words to songs you don't even know,
1172
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:06,060
and you act like you know them.
1173
01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:08,824
Well, I love that you have
a CinnamonRolls fan account.
1174
01:17:08,890 --> 01:17:10,392
- It's so random.
- They're delicious.
1175
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:14,096
Delicious! And it's about
time someone did them justice!
1176
01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:18,433
Well, I love that you buy books
and you don't even read them.
1177
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,460
Like, when are we ever
gonna read "Infinite Jest?"
1178
01:17:20,502 --> 01:17:21,703
- Never!
- Never!
1179
01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:25,674
And you're the type of person
that if somebody's telling a story
1180
01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:27,075
and nobody's paying attention,
1181
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:29,644
you turn to look at them to
show that you're listening.
1182
01:17:30,112 --> 01:17:32,047
You just want to make
everybody feel heard.
1183
01:17:32,114 --> 01:17:33,315
You make me feel heard.
1184
01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:34,449
I love that about you.
1185
01:17:34,516 --> 01:17:37,386
Well, I love that you...
1186
01:17:37,452 --> 01:17:38,987
You realized your
life can be better
1187
01:17:39,054 --> 01:17:40,832
and instead of just feeling
sorry about yourself,
1188
01:17:40,856 --> 01:17:41,957
like anybody else does,
1189
01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:43,824
you decided to actually
do something about it.
1190
01:17:45,093 --> 01:17:47,562
- I love you, Camille.
- I love you, Liam.
1191
01:17:47,629 --> 01:17:48,830
No. I...
1192
01:17:53,769 --> 01:17:54,870
You're so stupid.
1193
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,609
No, but, for real though.
1194
01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:03,145
Me too.
1195
01:18:03,211 --> 01:18:05,580
I'm your best friend, I
love you more than anybody.
1196
01:18:09,051 --> 01:18:10,561
Hey, is this supposed to
be blooming or something?
1197
01:18:10,585 --> 01:18:13,688
No, we totally missed it. Only
happens, like, every 80 years.
1198
01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:17,197
We'll be here for the next one.
1199
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:19,960
Yeah.
1200
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:22,964
How's the old Kiss List going?
1201
01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:24,800
Yeah, it was crap.
1202
01:18:44,119 --> 01:18:45,353
They're looking at it.
1203
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:52,727
Yo, Ice!
1204
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,931
- Hey, Liam.
- Hey.
1205
01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:58,834
So I added you on AstroSigner,
and I noticed that,
1206
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:01,403
your Venus is in Aries
and mine is in Libra.
1207
01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:02,830
So we're very
sexually compatible.
1208
01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:06,675
Do you maybe wanna go
somewhere less crowded?
1209
01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:11,046
As long as it's in the stars.
1210
01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:13,949
Sorry, Pete!
1211
01:19:19,988 --> 01:19:22,124
Release the Kraken!
1212
01:19:38,206 --> 01:19:39,541
Attaboy, Liam!
1213
01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:47,949
Okay, so I did some really
embarrassing things.
1214
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:52,420
I also did some good. Like
getting those two together.
1215
01:19:54,022 --> 01:19:56,224
Now that is just
one worthy kiss.
1216
01:19:57,826 --> 01:20:00,162
But mostly, yeah, I
made some mistakes.
1217
01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:04,232
You know what? I'm probably
gonna make a lot more.
1218
01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:07,936
Just like the one that
she's making right now.
1219
01:20:09,004 --> 01:20:10,005
I love you.
1220
01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:15,443
I guess the question
is, am I okay with that?
1221
01:20:15,777 --> 01:20:18,180
Am I okay with putting
myself out there?
1222
01:20:18,947 --> 01:20:20,515
Am I okay with just being me?
1223
01:20:29,224 --> 01:20:31,593
So, do I like the person
I see in the mirror now?
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