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- Hey, this
is Sandy Shore, KEWL,
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right in the middle of
a flashbang '80s weekend
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with that monster hit,
You Make Me Come Alive.
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- Oh, my mom
loves this song.
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- Turn it up.
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- Wow, we should
stop at the beach.
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- You have to
go tan at the beach.
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I bet we could find
some cute surfer boys.
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- Surfers, what
water does to hair.
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What are you doing
after graduation?
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- My dad said so
many Baby Boomers are dying,
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I should get into health care.
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He says it's a real
growth industry.
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I just don't wanna touch
old people that much.
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I wanna work with animals.
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- I just wanna
get away for a while.
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Always wanted to go to London.
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Oh by the way, Kyle was talking
about this cute cheerleader,
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how hot she is, and
then he said your name.
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- Wow, he's cute.
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- I heard he's
kind of a player.
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- What do you mean?
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- Beverly told
Angel that he did it with
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that redheaded chick Tanya
and then two days later
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he did it with her best friend.
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But you can't believe
everything you hear.
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- People love to talk
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about people behind their backs.
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- Yeah.
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I love driving down
Sunset Boulevard.
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This is where all the
L.A. bands got famous.
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The Whiskey a Go
Go, the Viper Room.
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That's where River Phoenix died.
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- Who's River Phoenix?
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- I love the
monster on the building.
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- Hollywood,
there's so many people.
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- You're lucky,
my dad says he always
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finds people with nowhere to
go and all day to get there.
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- Have you ever been
to the Chinese theater?
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Very cool.
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- Capital Records building,
they do downloads there.
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♪ I think I'm gonna
jump and shout ♪
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- How much longer?
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It feels like we've
been driving for hours.
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- This traffic is
unbelievable, look at that.
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- What's it
called again, Camp Cheer?
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I googled it.
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Can you believe they
don't even have a website?
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- No website,
I don't trust
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a place without a website.
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- Oh chill, my mom
called and talked to somebody.
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- I just hope there's at
least one cute guy there.
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♪ You make me, you make me,
you make me come alive ♪
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♪ Oh you make me, you
make me come alive ♪
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♪ You make me, make me, make
me, you make me come alive ♪
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♪ Oh baby, oh you make me
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♪ You make me come alive
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♪ You make me, you make me,
you make me come alive ♪
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- Hey!
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- Hey, welcome to Camp Cheer.
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- Hi, we're here to register.
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- Well you don't want
to give that to me.
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What you're gonna
wanna do is you
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want to give that to the people
in the office in Double D.
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It's right down this way.
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Can't find them, go the
the bungalow Triple D,
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it's just after it.
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- God this place is far our.
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How come there's
no service here?
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- Oh reception's terrible here.
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You want reception,
you're gonna have to go
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to the top of the
mountain, or maybe you can
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try one of the top of the
roofs in the back lot.
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- Thank you.
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- Bye.
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♪ Oh, too slow
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♪ Drop it low
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♪ Oh
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♪ Drop it low
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♪ Too slow
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♪ Oh drop it low
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♪ Too slow
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♪ Oh
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- This
doesn't look like any
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cheer camp I've ever been to.
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- Yeah it's
kind of creepy.
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Oh
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♪ To the floor
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- Morning ladies.
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Just one second.
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Hello, my name is Axel, I
am the camp manager here.
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- Pamela.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Hi, I'm Andrea.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Michelle.
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- Nice to meet you Michelle.
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- And this is Theo.
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- How are you doing
Mr. Theo, hey buddy.
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I'll get y'all
checked in and moving
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so we can get y'all
having some fun.
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Okay, let's see.
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Yes, Pamela, okay.
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It's Andrea, okay.
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And Ms. Michelle,
and little Mr. Theo.
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He's not on the list
but that's okay.
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All right so we got that.
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I'll go ahead, here you go.
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- This place is pretty creepy.
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- Yeah, it's pretty creepy huh?
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- Hey, I been working
really hard on this place.
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Gee whiz, I can't believe
this place is actually,
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they used to make
horror films here.
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It's pretty cool if you get
a chance to walk around,
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there's a lot of
stuff to look at.
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- My phone's not working.
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- Well unfortunately,
the reception out here
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is about as consistent
as a California rain.
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Back to the schedule,
and the flyer for our
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80s dance party.
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It's gonna be a good
time, a lot of fun.
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- Where are we staying?
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- Oh that's right, I'm
sorry I completely forgot.
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You ladies are in, building two.
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Okay, what you want
to do is you want
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to go down the stairs
that you came up,
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you're gonna hang a
right, and then go
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just a little bit that
way, and you can't
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miss the building, it'll
be just on your right okay.
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Oh hey, and if you
guys get a chance,
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check out the sun deck.
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I put a lot of work in it
and it looks pretty nice.
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- Thank you.
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- Have fun ladies,
have a good time girls.
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- Bye.
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- Hey, did you check
out that kumquat tree?
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- Yeah I did earlier,
it's a little
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weird with the skin and all.
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- Oh yeah, we don't have
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these kind of
fruit growing from.
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- I'm sure your country had
much better fruit than kumquat.
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- Oh yeah.
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- Hi, is
this your truck?
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- Yes it is.
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- Hey, it's yellow, high up.
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- I like sitting up high.
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I can see everything coming.
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Reminds me of driving a
combine back on the farm.
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- You grew up on a farm?
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- Yes ma'am.
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Tell you what,
those were the days.
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Horses, bonfires,
swimming in ponds.
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Oh don't worry, it's not
loaded, it's just a pellet gun.
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Now you have to
respect your weapons
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but they for shooting
varmints around here.
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You know like
rattlesnakes and rats,
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rabid squirrels,
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raccoons,
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groundhogs.
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I'll never get that week back.
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- I mean is
there anything else
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we can be afraid of,
we are pretty tough.
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- Well I'm sure you
girls are, but this
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place actually offers a self
defense course once a month,
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maybe you can learn
a thing or two.
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- Well I have my brothers, we're
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always throwing each
other around, so.
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Plus I'm pretty fast,
we are a cheerleader
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and all so, strong,
fast, and twisty.
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- Yeah that's right, damn maybe
I can learn a thing or two.
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Now I'll tell you what,
I need some backup,
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I'll come to you girls first.
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- Oh have fun with that.
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- Oh I will.
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Oh hey, watching some
movies in the theater
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later, if you want, come on by.
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- Okay, I'll tell
Pamela and Andrea.
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- Hey
dude how's it going?
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- You know it.
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♪ I thought I said
it so many times ♪
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♪ I have to tell you
I love you girls ♪
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♪ But I find that
you are not around ♪
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- I like this room.
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Hey, Michelle.
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- What?
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- What song you listening to?
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- I Wanna Talk To You.
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- I like that song.
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- Hey.
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- Where did you disappear to?
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- Oh I just went to the car.
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Stop.
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- Come
on let's do this.
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I was just messing.
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Oh I love this song.
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- I'm getting hungry,
I wonder if there's
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anything I can eat on the menu?
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- You're not gonna do that
vegetarian thing again are you?
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- Nothing with a face.
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I can't eat anything
with a face.
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I mean I think everyone
should eat like that.
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- Agree to disagree.
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You know, I like this
room better than mine.
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How come I don't have
a fridge in my room?
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- Well you have a big bathtub,
this just has a shower.
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♪ Every day all
the things I been ♪
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- Where'd you get that yo-yo?
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- It was on the
counter, you want it?
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- No, I was just wondering.
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Oh yeah here it is.
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- Find what you're looking for?
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- Yeah, just I thought, I
knew I brought it, but ...
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So what are we doing?
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- Well I was gonna
take Theo for a walk
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and then I'll be ready
for wherever we're going.
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- Let me take Theo for a walk.
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Your nails need some work.
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- I guess you're right, thanks.
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- Is that a chainsaw?
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- Yeah, isn't that weird.
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My room has one too.
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- That is weird.
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Hey I heard Axel's playing
movies in the theater all day.
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- Oh yeah I just
saw Axel outside.
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He said we're welcome anytime.
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Oh and he said that reception
gets better later in the day.
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- Okay, well I'm just
gonna finish up my nails
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and then I'll be good to go.
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And don't let Theo eat
anything weird off the floor.
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- Okay, after I take Theo
I'm gonna take a nap.
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- What do they do in
emergencies around here?
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All right I'll see
you guys later.
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If I don't put on more
sunscreen I'm gonna fry.
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- Oh my gosh can I get one bar?
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Okay Theo, come on let's go.
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Come on Theo, let's just go.
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- Hey look, it's a kumquat tree.
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- Kumquat, what's a kumquat?
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You're making that up.
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- No I'm serious, look
you eat 'em skin and all.
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See skin and all.
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- You girls
like these things?
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- Yeah, they're okay.
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- I was told they tasted
kind of
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wrong, to be eaten skin and all.
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- So is your name
really Axel Johnson?
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- Well that's an
interesting question.
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My name's actually Axel
Johnson, the fourth.
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See you got, my great
granddaddy, my granddaddy,
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my Pa, and of course me.
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It's real confusing
at family gatherings.
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- Yeah must be.
255
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,040
- Hey maybe you
girls can help me.
256
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,911
You look like the friendly type.
257
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:33,655
There's a girl here from
Yugoslavia or something like that,
258
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,745
and I think she's gonna end
up being alone 'cause the rest
259
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,702
of her squad got detained
coming through customs.
260
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,443
- Oh no.
261
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,489
- Well I was wondering if
maybe y'all could welcome her
262
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,404
and just show her around
the camp a little bit.
263
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,840
It'll be a lot of help to me.
264
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,407
- Sure.
265
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,974
- Okay.
266
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,105
- Hey thanks.
267
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:52,892
Now back to work on my office.
268
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,636
- Hey ladies.
269
00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,986
- Hi.
270
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,031
- I see you ladies
like kumquats as well.
271
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:02,945
- Yeah.
272
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:03,903
- They're okay.
273
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,165
- I'm Joseph by the way.
274
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:05,992
- Michelle.
275
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:06,949
- Andrea.
276
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,951
- I'm Johnny, he's Jacob.
277
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,128
- What'd you say?
278
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,564
- Oh he needs to
eat it skin and all.
279
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,305
- Yes, skin and all.
280
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,828
- We're promoters here.
281
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,482
We run an office out back.
282
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,529
- Yeah, I think we're gonna
have a tough nut to crack.
283
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,271
- What's in the red bag?
284
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,143
- Oh it's the first aide kit.
285
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,797
- I have a feeling we're
going to need it later.
286
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,277
- Oh.
287
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,540
- Okay, see
you at the party later.
288
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,281
- Bye.
289
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,761
- Maybe we should go check
on Pamela, see if she's okay.
290
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:37,893
- Yeah and then we can
work on our tumbling.
291
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:38,763
- Yeah.
292
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,531
Let's go check out
the competition,
293
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,576
just leave Theo here.
294
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,100
- Are you sure?
295
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:11,971
- He's fine.
296
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:14,799
- Bye Theo.
297
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:29,684
- Where's
the light switch?
298
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:30,641
- It's gotta be here.
299
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,165
- I can't find it.
300
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,515
- Dude you're
stepping on my feet, stop it.
301
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,908
- These cheerleaders
are supposed to be really good.
302
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,649
- And different,
Ms. Jackson says
303
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,477
they're the ones to beat.
304
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,131
- Yeah, we'll see.
305
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,306
- Hi.
306
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,133
- What?
307
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,874
- Basic.
308
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,094
- We just wanted to
come by and say hi, bye.
309
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,879
Oh my god are they for real?
310
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,706
- Are they serious?
311
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,837
- What was that?
312
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,754
- Lame.
313
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,365
- Let's get out of here,
we're going to high school.
314
00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,453
- Let's go.
315
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,304
- So how
far is this place?
316
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,958
- They said
about 15 minutes.
317
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,888
- Look at this traffic.
318
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,674
I can't believe how crowded
the roads are way out here.
319
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,257
- Look at that waterfall.
320
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,174
- This must be the place.
321
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,392
- What time
did the falcon cheer
322
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,046
squad say they
were getting here?
323
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,048
- I thought they
said two, but I was texting.
324
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,528
Maybe four.
325
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,290
- What time is it?
326
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,856
- Two.
327
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,119
- Let's just wait
a few more minutes.
328
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,801
- That was a
total waste of time.
329
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,499
- What now?
330
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:13,978
- Let's drive by
the lake on the way back.
331
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,168
- I think
it's coming up,
332
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,604
the next exit, take this exit.
333
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:57,283
♪ Oh, too slow
334
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,590
♪ Drop it low
335
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:04,028
♪ Oh
336
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:07,162
♪ Drop it low
337
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,251
♪ Too slow
338
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,035
♪ Oh
339
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,356
- Hey Lana, are you okay?
340
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,488
- Hey we don't even
have any reception here.
341
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:29,706
- Oh yeah I
can't get any either.
342
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:30,794
- Bye.
343
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,372
♪ Yeah
344
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,556
- We have our first contestant,
her name is Lisette.
345
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,254
Come on out Lisette.
346
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,782
- Yeah Lisette.
347
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,131
- Here's lovely Lisette.
348
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,524
When you're not
being a librarian,
349
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,003
what do you like to
do in your spare time?
350
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,267
- I like to let my
hair down and find
351
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,530
a man to rub hot oil
all over my back.
352
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:12,619
- I told you this
was gonna be fun.
353
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,492
- And she is visiting
us from out of town today.
354
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,103
- Wearing
my favorite color.
355
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,366
- Tell what it is you like to do
356
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,063
up in Vancouver in
your spare time?
357
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,934
- I like to get wet and wild.
358
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:24,761
- Me too.
359
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,417
- Thank you Tana, and
here we have Mandy.
360
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:32,029
So tell me Mandy, are
you still bull riding?
361
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,250
- Yes but I do love
bareback riding now.
362
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,207
- Thank you Mandy.
363
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,255
- Hi girls.
364
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,125
- Hi.
- Hey.
365
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,258
- Have a seat.
366
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,564
- Tell us Christie,
when you're not being
367
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,000
a professional
wrestler, what are
368
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,610
you doing with your spare time?
369
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,134
- Well I practice
my mud wrestling pretty
370
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:51,397
consistently, but that's
it, stay in practice.
371
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,010
- So you have your own
movie theater, must be nice.
372
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,230
- This one
is Bikini Witness.
373
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:00,971
- Is that
important to you?
374
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,495
- No.
375
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:03,496
- Is this important
to you mother?
376
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,065
- Run for your life.
377
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:20,948
Yeah.
378
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:25,518
Look, can't breathe.
379
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,139
Right in the face.
380
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,795
- Hurry up guy, we got
to get this body out of sight.
381
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,410
- This is my favorite part.
382
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,555
Ooh!
383
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,005
Let me get something
out the freezer.
384
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:22,836
Come on, grab a seat.
385
00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:25,447
Let me show you some
of my favorite scenes.
386
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:42,725
- Hey this, this is gonna
lead to me very shortly.
387
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,335
- Good show, my brother as--
388
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,772
- Is my hair perfect for this?
389
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,470
- You getting this?
390
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:48,688
- Hey, your hair's perfect
there dude, it's perfect.
391
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,125
- Live from Hollywood.
392
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,169
- Live!
393
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,040
- Live.
394
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,128
- Live!
395
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,304
- Live on the Sunset Strip.
396
00:23:56,435 --> 00:24:01,048
Well my advice to you is to let
397
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,485
the Steamrollers rock mother--
398
00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:04,921
- That guy was
in the Untouchables.
399
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,372
- This is so cool, your
own private theater.
400
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,467
- And this next one,
is Mirror Mirror 2: Raven.
401
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:33,210
I've seen that bird before.
402
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:37,301
This is where I go to church.
403
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:46,180
- Isn't
that Mark Ruffalo?
404
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,660
- It is.
405
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,141
This was his first leading
role in a feature film.
406
00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:58,497
That reminds me of my dad.
407
00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:02,152
Watch your fingers.
408
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:03,545
Hey cover your eyes.
409
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:04,503
Girls cover your eyes.
410
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:08,158
I tried telling you.
411
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,334
That bird's back.
412
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:17,385
And it's gone.
413
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:22,172
I even hear the hand is
still around here somewhere.
414
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:23,260
- No way.
415
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,435
Oh my god.
416
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,961
- Axel!
417
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,702
- I'm sorry I couldn't
resist myself.
418
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:31,704
I do it to everybody.
419
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:34,402
I mean if you girls
have some time
420
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,795
we can see a few more things.
421
00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:40,321
This classic 80s, Harmony.
422
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,019
- Jimmy.
423
00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:57,164
♪ Harmony, harmony
424
00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,253
♪ I felt it when
she looked at me ♪
425
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,951
♪ Oh harmony, harmony
426
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,475
♪ It sounded oh so sweet to me
427
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:07,566
♪ When she called my name
428
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:09,959
♪ It was so sweet
and looked so dear ♪
429
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,701
♪ I felt summer's rain
430
00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:17,576
♪ I would just
feel this harmony ♪
431
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:25,453
♪ Harmony
432
00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,630
♪ Harmony, harmony
433
00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:30,980
♪ My book's all
that I could see ♪
434
00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,983
♪ Oh harmony, harmony
435
00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,551
♪ Heard it calling out for me
436
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:39,554
♪ When she laugh loud
437
00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,687
♪ I felt her hips,
I held her tight ♪
438
00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:44,646
♪ When we found sound
439
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:48,519
♪ I closed my eyes
and listened ♪
440
00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:11,107
♪ When she calls my name
441
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,849
♪ I held her close
with all my might ♪
442
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,591
♪ And our hearts were a flame
443
00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:21,422
♪ Close your eyes and
listen to this harmony ♪
444
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:27,820
♪ And the sun was shining
bright, oh so bright yeah ♪
445
00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:43,096
♪ Harmony, harmony
446
00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:45,359
♪ I heard it when
she looked at me ♪
447
00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:48,405
♪ Oh harmony, harmony
448
00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:50,669
♪ It sounded oh so sweet to me
449
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:53,759
♪ Oh harmony, harmony
450
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:56,109
♪ That was all
that I could see ♪
451
00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:59,112
♪ Oh harmony, harmony
452
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:03,856
♪ I heard it calling
out to, out to me ♪
453
00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:09,992
♪ Heard it calling,
calling out to me ♪
454
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:15,084
♪ Harmo, harmo, harmo, harmony
455
00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:20,220
♪ Heard it calling,
calling harmony ♪
456
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:24,528
♪ Harmo, harmo, harmo, harmony
457
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,273
- See that girl right there?
458
00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:31,710
- Oh Jimmy.
459
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,537
- Her name's Virginia.
460
00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:35,975
She went on to become an
award winning film producer.
461
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,848
That guy, singing and playing
462
00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,545
the keyboards, that
guy right there.
463
00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:43,069
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:45,201
- Jimmy Lifton, he
stopped being a rock star
465
00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:48,727
to become a director/producer.
466
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:53,296
And he actually
directed that movie
467
00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:55,124
Mirror, Mirror 2 that
I just showed you.
468
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:59,346
- So how do
you know all this?
469
00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,914
- I told you he used
to make movies here.
470
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:05,178
This is the first Western
they did, the Gunman.
471
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,745
- Oh really.
472
00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:09,922
Boys.
473
00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:18,800
- I've been trying
to raise Wyatt, no answer.
474
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,454
I think something's wrong.
475
00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:21,847
- Gunther, here.
476
00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:24,240
- Ah, that's a good move.
477
00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,375
See if you recognize anything.
478
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:34,511
And again.
479
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,256
- Oh my god, those are
the stairs from outside.
480
00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:41,214
- It is.
481
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,358
- I thought I said the saloon.
482
00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:57,317
- Yeah well, caught
this guy trying to run.
483
00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,974
- That guy in the black,
he looks just like you.
484
00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:05,107
- So, I brought him here.
485
00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:05,934
- Yeah.
486
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,982
- Put him in with our
little dictator friend.
487
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,287
- Not that much.
488
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,159
- Is that you?
489
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,988
- Bam.
490
00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:18,251
- Bam!
491
00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:22,995
- Cody, are you an imbecile?
492
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,302
That wasn't part of the plan.
493
00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,651
- What's the problem?
494
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:32,395
He ran, I shot him,
end of story Salazar.
495
00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:37,748
- Really, well now it's
your turn to run, run.
496
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,228
- Is that you?
497
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,890
- This one's called Blindsider.
498
00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:51,197
That last one, was
called the Gunman.
499
00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:54,853
And you guessed it, those
two were made right here.
500
00:30:56,419 --> 00:31:01,033
♪ Shake a leg, shake a leg
501
00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:05,211
♪ Two dark eyes mesmerized
502
00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:09,302
♪ Sweep me off my feet
503
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,607
♪ Finally
504
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:11,870
- Oh my god.
505
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,696
- That is you.
506
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:13,523
- That is you Axel.
507
00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:17,876
Is that you?
508
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:18,572
- I don't know
what do you think?
509
00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:21,314
- Freeze!
510
00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,841
- What an interesting
place to find a knife.
511
00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:42,030
That guys just sitting there.
512
00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:07,926
- I got
the gold back here.
513
00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,014
- It's all mine.
514
00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:17,065
- Take it slow Mr. Money.
515
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:20,982
- That is you.
516
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,114
- That is you Axel.
517
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,289
Is that you?
518
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:29,425
- No, close, that's my uncle.
519
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,820
Handsome devil.
520
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,693
My uncle played the biggest
asshole in this movie.
521
00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:39,566
I mean he's not
actually a bad guy,
522
00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:42,264
but I mean he plays it,
he plays one really good.
523
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,138
Actually he gets most of
those roles anyways, so.
524
00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:47,791
I hope you like gangster movies.
525
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,277
- Don't make me wait next time.
526
00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:02,241
- You packing?
527
00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:04,852
- So you know all those people?
528
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,593
- Yeah, I've met Jimmy
and Virginia a lot of times.
529
00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:08,508
- Is your uncle still acting?
530
00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,640
- Yeah he's been making
films for quite a while.
531
00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:12,207
He's in quite a
few here actually.
532
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,559
Where my popcorn go?
533
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:17,604
- You should be an actor.
534
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,520
- You know
you're not the only
535
00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:22,478
one that's told me that.
536
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,959
- Like can you
talk without that accent?
537
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,613
- What accent?
538
00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:27,962
- Never mind.
539
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:34,186
- I couldn't have got Gino, you
540
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,317
want this stuff now here it is.
541
00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:37,972
- Our deal was for 12,
542
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:39,974
I only see five.
- What's the name
543
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,367
of this one called?
544
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,455
- Do you have a
problem with counting?
545
00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:43,282
- Timepiece.
546
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:44,761
- No.
547
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:45,675
- Don't talk to
my man like that.
548
00:33:47,503 --> 00:33:50,593
I'll rip your tiny little
off and slap you with it.
549
00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:53,814
You calzone.
550
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:58,036
- Today is not
your day my friend.
551
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,472
Today is my day!
552
00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:04,216
My time, my turf, and
your funeral, bye.
553
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:05,521
- No!
554
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:09,656
- Ooh.
555
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:17,577
This is a good one,
Mirror, Mirror III.
556
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,057
I bet you might recognize him.
557
00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,058
That's Billy Drago.
558
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:25,715
- Oh does my nightmares ever
end and so does my career?
559
00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,327
So does your art.
560
00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:30,155
- That's man's a legend.
561
00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:32,548
- Good because it
looks like shit Joey!
562
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,724
- I met him,
even hung out with him.
563
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,461
- I could stay here all night.
564
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,725
- Can we do this again?
565
00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,031
- Sure,
just say the word.
566
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,384
Thanks for coming girls.
567
00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:26,254
- It's been fun.
568
00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:27,777
- Thank you.
569
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,127
- Yeah you can come
anytime you want man.
570
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,479
Later man.
571
00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:38,484
- Man.
572
00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:04,249
- This is the sundeck?
573
00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:08,949
- This is gross, I'm
not staying here.
574
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:15,521
- I thought he said he
575
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,436
put a lot of effort into this.
576
00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,655
- Yeah, well clearly not.
577
00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:28,925
- Hey boss.
578
00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:31,058
- Hey, it's
all over the news.
579
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,668
- Yeah we got the stuff.
580
00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:34,975
- Come on, I can hear the
sirens over the phone.
581
00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:36,803
Go to plan b, hide the stuff.
582
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,240
You can't get picked
up with it on you.
583
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:40,676
- I can't
go back to jail man.
584
00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,112
- Yeah we gonna hide it.
585
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:45,638
- You know, I can
deal with the bangers
586
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:48,554
and the biker drug
dealers, but these guys,
587
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,686
these guys are
fanatics, they're crazy.
588
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:53,994
This is my last deal
with these guys.
589
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:56,649
Stay on the DL, I'll
get back to you.
590
00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:07,486
- Hey Andrea come look at this.
591
00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:24,198
- It's really weird, what
are those guys doing?
592
00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:25,895
Hey cheerleaders!
593
00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:27,245
- They saw us.
594
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,464
- We'll get 'em later.
595
00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:25,651
- Attention Camp
Cheer finalists, just want
596
00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,305
to make a little
announcement here.
597
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,090
I've been notified
by my good buddy,
598
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,266
Police Captain Flores
about a break-in
599
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,486
at a government
facility down the road.
600
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,749
- There's a government
facility around here?
601
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,272
- There's government
facilities everywhere.
602
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,579
There's one around here that
does defense satellites.
603
00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,016
- That sounds
very significant.
604
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,105
- Police
are investigating
605
00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:47,281
and they think the culprits
are still in the area.
606
00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:49,414
- Should we be scared?
607
00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:52,765
- Tough girls like you, what
do you have to be scared of?
608
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,636
- I'm sure there's
no immediate danger,
609
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,160
but it would probably
be a good idea to make
610
00:38:57,291 --> 00:39:00,033
sure your cars are locked
and your eyes are open.
611
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:03,166
- Should we be scared?
612
00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:06,648
- If you see something, say
something and let me know.
613
00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:11,827
I'm around if anyone needs me.
614
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,842
- Watch it.
615
00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:28,496
- It's heavier
than I thought it was.
616
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,944
- All
right, here we go.
617
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:27,729
- Mr. Axel.
618
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:36,521
- Just Axel, what's going on?
619
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,436
- There were these
two guys in the alley
620
00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,394
and they buried something,
they had a white van.
621
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:42,918
- Calm down, let's
just go check it out
622
00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,180
and see what we're
dealing, okay, come on.
623
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,453
Hey Miss, don't go in there.
624
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,280
That's not a good exit, Miss!
625
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,375
- Why, why, why!
626
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,470
It said exit, it said exit!
627
00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:16,909
- Hmm.
628
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,792
Look, y'all just stay here okay.
629
00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,402
- They hid it under
that piece of wood.
630
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,513
- Um, is this what you saw?
631
00:41:57,340 --> 00:42:00,387
All right, look let's just
go and keep this safe.
632
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,693
Let's head on back.
633
00:43:15,070 --> 00:43:16,332
- They're so sloppy, with their
634
00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:18,204
routine like that,
they'll never win.
635
00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:19,814
- Not against us.
636
00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:21,773
- She can't even do
a cartwheel right.
637
00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:24,819
- See that girl right
there, thunder thighs.
638
00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:26,821
- See that
one, daddy long legs.
639
00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:28,736
- You guys are so mean.
640
00:43:28,867 --> 00:43:30,782
- Truth hurts.
641
00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:33,741
- See her hair, totally fake.
642
00:43:33,872 --> 00:43:35,917
- Fake
hair, fake personality.
643
00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:38,398
- See their outfits, awful.
644
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:41,619
- Those colors don't even match.
645
00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:46,624
- It's so bad, let's
just go downstairs.
646
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,256
Point your toes.
647
00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:11,387
Go, go, go.
648
00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,486
Balance ladies,
balance, balance.
649
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:29,797
Balance.
650
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:32,495
Do it.
651
00:45:01,611 --> 00:45:02,264
- Fucking cheerleaders.
652
00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:21,022
What is this?
653
00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:22,197
A pom-pom.
654
00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:34,775
Girls, so you want to play.
655
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,606
We'll play.
656
00:45:50,835 --> 00:45:52,184
Hey.
657
00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:53,968
- Yeah just checking
on your last gig.
658
00:45:54,099 --> 00:45:57,667
Yes, the insurance
company was very generous.
659
00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:58,973
- Yeah.
660
00:45:59,104 --> 00:46:00,496
- You've got it
under control right?
661
00:46:00,627 --> 00:46:01,454
- Everything's good.
662
00:46:01,584 --> 00:46:02,760
- You got it handled.
663
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:03,761
- There's a
small bump in the road.
664
00:46:03,891 --> 00:46:05,197
- I've got to deliver on Sunday.
665
00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:06,720
- Yeah, we got it.
666
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,461
- I told you these
guys are nuts.
667
00:46:08,591 --> 00:46:10,768
- Got it under
control, no problem.
668
00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:11,899
Okay.
669
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:33,094
I'll get you and
your little dog too.
670
00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,648
- Yeah boss, I
got eyes on the place.
671
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:14,919
It should be no problem at all.
672
00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:17,530
We got some cheerleaders
and some camp manager.
673
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,967
Some hillbilly
hick looking type.
674
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:22,448
A cowboy hat.
675
00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:28,802
We should make
quick work of him.
676
00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:37,855
Yeah, no problem.
677
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,170
Yeah I see another
cheerleader now.
678
00:47:49,301 --> 00:47:50,824
This place is gonna
be easy to take down.
679
00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:56,221
I think, I think she's
eating a cucumber.
680
00:48:34,433 --> 00:48:35,913
- Michelle come look at this.
681
00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:42,745
- Oh come on.
682
00:49:06,247 --> 00:49:08,684
Is that what a real
lumber Jack looks like?
683
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,314
- We should go talk to him.
684
00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:39,759
- Oh okay,
here's another one.
685
00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:41,456
I don't know what the
hell she is doing though.
686
00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,466
She's walking into
the theater now.
687
00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:56,689
And then she walked right out.
688
00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:58,952
I'm gonna go check the
other side of the camp.
689
00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:29,939
- Hey come on.
690
00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:04,599
- That's the chick
that was eating the cucumber.
691
00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,953
Yeah boss, your plan is perfect.
692
00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:13,304
They're all gonna be inside
at this 80s dance party.
693
00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:16,742
- How we looking?
694
00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:22,400
- That should be a
fun time tonight.
695
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:23,923
- Yeah I've never been
to an 80s party before.
696
00:52:24,053 --> 00:52:26,230
- And that's it,
that's all right.
697
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,927
Just like last
year, they'll come.
698
00:52:35,326 --> 00:52:38,633
♪ Baby, please be my baby
699
00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,160
- I'm looking forward to it.
700
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:46,250
- Yeah, let's get in
there, I'm excited.
701
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,903
- Boys, boys, come
on, come on, let's go.
702
00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:49,166
The party's starting, let's go.
703
00:52:53,866 --> 00:52:57,870
♪ This dance and late at night
704
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,221
♪ I want to feel your body
705
00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:39,694
♪ I'm gonna flood you in
706
00:53:39,825 --> 00:53:40,782
- You coming?
707
00:53:40,913 --> 00:53:41,696
You coming, all right.
708
00:54:22,911 --> 00:54:25,044
- All right guys, grab a mask.
709
00:54:25,174 --> 00:54:28,613
Put one on.
710
00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,136
- All right, what we got?
711
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,617
- Let's go, grab
a mask, let's go.
712
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:33,879
- Oh that's a good one bro.
713
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:36,795
- What is this, why
I got to wear this?
714
00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:38,187
- Put it on!
715
00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:39,319
- I look like a
girl with this thing on.
716
00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:40,929
- Fine
don't wear one then.
717
00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:42,104
- I got to wear it,
they can't see my face.
718
00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:44,324
- Let's go
move it, out, out!
719
00:55:02,473 --> 00:55:05,258
- Hey y'all,
this is a party.
720
00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:06,694
Now I know we only
got a couple people
721
00:55:06,825 --> 00:55:08,479
here yet, but they're coming.
722
00:55:08,609 --> 00:55:11,482
So get up, let's get down
here, and let's party!
723
00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:13,658
Turn the music up.
724
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:40,946
♪ Oh baby
725
00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:47,909
♪ You make me come alive
726
00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:53,524
♪ Oh make me, you
make me come alive ♪
727
00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:56,744
♪ You make me, you
make me, you make me ♪
728
00:55:56,875 --> 00:56:01,532
♪ You make me come alive
729
00:56:05,536 --> 00:56:08,626
♪ I see you across the floor
730
00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:11,933
♪ Our eyes meet and
then there's more ♪
731
00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:15,415
♪ A feeling takes control
732
00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:18,984
♪ You've got my soul alive
733
00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:26,470
- Come
on guys, move it!
734
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,647
♪ My body, it starts to shake
735
00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:33,215
♪ My heart pounds
for goodness sake ♪
736
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:36,567
♪ My temperature
was up and down ♪
737
00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:40,484
♪ And my head is spinning
round and round ♪
738
00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,704
♪ I'm floating up near the sky
739
00:56:43,835 --> 00:56:46,446
♪ I'll tell you why
740
00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:51,277
♪ You make me come alive
741
00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:56,282
♪ Oh make me, you
make me come alive ♪
742
00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:59,851
♪ You make me, you
make me, you make me, ♪
743
00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:04,725
♪ You make me come alive
744
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:08,250
♪ I feel like I'm hypnotized
745
00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:11,645
♪ But I've never felt so alive
746
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:15,040
♪ The music it starts to pound
747
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:18,347
♪ And the room is
moving up down ♪
748
00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:22,003
♪ I'm flying to the mile high
749
00:57:22,134 --> 00:57:24,702
♪ And I'll tell you why
750
00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:29,576
♪ You make me come alive
751
00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:34,451
♪ Oh make me, you
make me come alive ♪
752
00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:41,893
♪ You make me, you make me,
you make me come alive ♪
753
00:57:44,373 --> 00:57:48,465
♪ Oh make me, you
make me come alive ♪
754
00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:49,857
- That was so much fun.
755
00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:51,859
I haven't danced
like that in a while.
756
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:54,166
I'm gonna go get
something out of my car.
757
00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:55,733
- All right, I'm gonna go check
on Theo, I'll be right back.
758
00:58:22,934 --> 00:58:23,674
- Theo.
759
00:58:29,244 --> 00:58:30,724
Axel, Axel, they took Theo!
760
00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:32,378
They took Theo!
761
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,206
- Girls, what's going on?
762
00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:37,557
- Please help, we shouldn't
have taken their stuff.
763
00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:39,211
- They left a ransom note.
764
00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:47,524
- Trade dog for our
stuff, 5:30 tomorrow, here.
765
00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:51,353
Poor little guy.
766
00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:56,358
- All right look, listen,
listen, come here, come here.
767
00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:59,318
Listen, we're gonna get
Theo back I promise okay.
768
00:58:59,448 --> 00:59:00,449
- Okay.
769
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,842
- What I need you guys to do is,
770
00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:03,496
I need you to go back
to your room right now
771
00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:06,020
and I'm gonna try
to work on a plan.
772
00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:07,195
- Okay.
773
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:08,370
- All right.
774
00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:09,328
- At least we know he's gonna be
775
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,242
okay until tomorrow all right.
776
00:59:11,939 --> 00:59:12,810
- Really?
777
00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:14,202
- How could you be so heartless.
778
00:59:17,336 --> 00:59:19,860
- All right girls, girls go
back to y'alls rooms okay.
779
00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:22,559
I'm gonna come up
with a plan and we're
780
00:59:22,689 --> 00:59:24,517
gonna get Theo back, all right?
781
00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:47,932
This reminds me of that
time I shot that groundhog.
782
00:59:51,631 --> 00:59:52,371
Yeah.
783
00:59:56,810 --> 00:59:57,594
I got it.
784
01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:28,929
- Axel has a plan okay.
785
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,235
Are you okay?
786
01:00:30,365 --> 01:00:32,063
- No, leave me alone.
787
01:00:37,024 --> 01:00:38,156
I can't believe he's gone.
788
01:00:38,286 --> 01:00:39,461
- He's not gone.
789
01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:43,204
- Should have never come here.
790
01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:44,728
Should have never brought Theo.
791
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,345
- Oh!
792
01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:58,002
- Mr. Johnson told
me to use this shower
793
01:00:58,132 --> 01:01:00,047
because mine was out of order.
794
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,746
Are you guys okay?
795
01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:07,315
What's the matter,
what happened?
796
01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,013
- They took Theo.
797
01:01:09,143 --> 01:01:10,623
- They took your dog?
798
01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:11,842
Who would do that?
799
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,060
- They want an exchange.
800
01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:17,543
- We were sunbathing when we
saw these guys in the alley,
801
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,850
and then they hid something,
and then they saw us,
802
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:22,243
and then we went told
Axel, and then we got it,
803
01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:24,463
and then they took
Theo, and now he's gone.
804
01:01:24,593 --> 01:01:26,378
- What you gonna do?
805
01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:29,250
- Axel has a plan, it's
just no particular one.
806
01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:33,167
- Well I will help you.
807
01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:36,170
Let me take this off my face
808
01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:37,432
and I'm gonna talk to you.
809
01:01:40,218 --> 01:01:42,046
We'll get your dog.
810
01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:52,578
- I got it.
811
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:53,710
- You know what,
I want to take a chainsaw
812
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,234
to those guys that took Theo.
813
01:01:56,364 --> 01:01:57,539
- I don't blame you,
814
01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:58,540
but violence is
never the answer.
815
01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:00,107
- Guys.
816
01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,543
- Okay
look, Theo wouldn't
817
01:02:01,674 --> 01:02:03,284
want us laying
around crying right?
818
01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:06,244
- Right, he's strong
and so are we.
819
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,159
- Hey so we got
this, let's do it.
820
01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:09,073
- Come on.
821
01:02:20,562 --> 01:02:21,999
- Thanks for coming girls.
822
01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:26,394
Now, this is our camp and we're
823
01:02:26,525 --> 01:02:27,961
gonna get Mr. Theo
back, I promise.
824
01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:30,137
And here's how.
825
01:02:31,965 --> 01:02:34,185
By a show of hands, how many
of you been groundhog hunting?
826
01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:40,800
All right better
question, how many
827
01:02:40,931 --> 01:02:42,323
of y'all know what
a ground hog is?
828
01:02:47,154 --> 01:02:51,724
Just, just know basically
the point is you got
829
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:54,335
to get there before the groundhog,
and you got to be ready.
830
01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:57,817
Now this plan that
I have come up with
831
01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:01,734
has a job for each of you, okay?
832
01:03:02,866 --> 01:03:03,736
Here's what's going down.
833
01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:11,483
Everything was checked
and double checked.
834
01:03:11,613 --> 01:03:13,920
I've dealt with low
lives before and I knew
835
01:03:14,051 --> 01:03:16,662
I had to come up with
something they wouldn't expect.
836
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,230
They didn't know who
they were dealing with.
837
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,275
Axel Johnson, the fourth.
838
01:03:24,365 --> 01:03:26,106
Tension in the air was so thick,
839
01:03:26,237 --> 01:03:28,326
even the dogs were
getting antsy.
840
01:03:28,456 --> 01:03:30,502
Just like I told the girls
about the groundhogs,
841
01:03:30,632 --> 01:03:32,634
I knew they'd be coming early.
842
01:03:32,765 --> 01:03:37,378
AJ had been out front all
morning watching, just in case.
843
01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:40,164
I had set up the meeting
to our advantage.
844
01:03:40,294 --> 01:03:42,427
The girls were ready and
waiting at strategic points.
845
01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:45,125
Pamela was supposed
to be on the gate,
846
01:03:45,256 --> 01:03:47,693
Andrea was in the
palm fronds, and that
847
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,739
Yugoslavia cheerleader was
in the other palm fronds.
848
01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:53,742
Even one of those
promoters was standing by.
849
01:03:53,873 --> 01:03:56,093
He was itching to tag on it.
850
01:03:56,223 --> 01:03:57,616
I'd managed to get
the place pretty much
851
01:03:57,746 --> 01:03:59,574
emptied out to minimize
any collateral damage.
852
01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:05,189
Attention all Camp Cheer
finalists, the hospitality
853
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:08,061
suite has been set up for
you at the high school.
854
01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:10,847
We hope you all have a good
time exploring our town.
855
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,851
Remember you don't have
to be back until dark.
856
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:18,071
Anyway, I was ready.
857
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,421
The final cars were leaving.
858
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:25,209
I can, I can feel 'em.
859
01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:33,130
- All right guys,
here's the plan.
860
01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:34,174
We're gonna double cross them.
861
01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:35,828
- What do you mean?
862
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:38,222
- We told them 5:30 arrival,
let's get there at 3:30.
863
01:04:38,352 --> 01:04:40,789
You know what scratch that,
make it three o'clock.
864
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:41,921
- Okay.
865
01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:44,141
- Give me one second.
866
01:04:44,271 --> 01:04:45,707
Yeah.
867
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:49,015
- They're gone, all
right great thanks.
868
01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:50,756
- Who was that?
869
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,627
- That was Nick and Vic, I had
them early doing a stakeout.
870
01:04:52,758 --> 01:04:53,846
We're gonna go in
and out real quick.
871
01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:56,196
All right got it, let's go.
872
01:04:56,327 --> 01:05:00,984
Let's go, let's go right
now, let's do this.
873
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,073
- We got this,
everybody just stay
874
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,989
calm and stick to the plan.
875
01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:11,995
Since AJ was mayor,
he done had two kids
876
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:16,129
and had been baiting a
previous altercation,
877
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,436
I decided to send him out
to cover the back gate.
878
01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:20,742
Just stay on your toes.
879
01:05:30,578 --> 01:05:33,886
Our resident lumberjack,
Easel Johnson, no relation,
880
01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:36,454
had volunteered to be
bait, you know to let them
881
01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:39,022
think they had the upper hand.
882
01:05:39,152 --> 01:05:40,937
Actually, we figured
there were gonna try
883
01:05:41,067 --> 01:05:44,331
to knock him out, so he kind of
884
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:47,552
volunteered to be
more of a pinata.
885
01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:51,425
We were all waiting for them,
886
01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,210
and we had a few
surprises of our own.
887
01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,473
Any minute now.
888
01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,652
I got 'em.
889
01:06:00,782 --> 01:06:05,352
Everyone get ready, looks like
the party's about to begin.
890
01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:13,970
- They just
passed checkpoint A.
891
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:17,712
- Copy, now
real quick sneak back
892
01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:20,802
into stage one the back way.
893
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,592
- They just passed point B.
894
01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:30,377
- Copy, meet
up with Michelle,
895
01:06:30,508 --> 01:06:31,988
and get ready to
take these guys down.
896
01:06:40,735 --> 01:06:42,563
You have to press the
button and let it go.
897
01:06:43,608 --> 01:06:45,044
No don't press it again.
898
01:06:45,175 --> 01:06:48,178
No okay, I know
it's confusing Lana.
899
01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:53,357
Lana, Lana, okay
Jacob do your thing.
900
01:06:55,968 --> 01:06:56,795
- Yeah I see 'em, I'm
901
01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:58,449
moving to stage one as per plan.
902
01:07:00,233 --> 01:07:02,496
- Copy and get ready
to take these guys down.
903
01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,194
- Gotcha.
904
01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,978
- Get ready Diesel,
they're right behind you.
905
01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:13,377
You're ready.
906
01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:17,685
See a pinata.
907
01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:57,769
- Where's Theo?
908
01:07:57,899 --> 01:07:59,684
- Shh, I'm talking to you,
you little cheerleader.
909
01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:01,033
Who are you?
910
01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:03,035
- Axel Johnson, I'm
the manager here.
911
01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,081
- Well Axel Johnson,
is that for me?
912
01:08:05,211 --> 01:08:07,561
- Well that depends,
you got the dog?
913
01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:09,694
- Yeah I got the
dog, he's outside.
914
01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:10,651
I got proof of life.
915
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:15,569
- Theo.
916
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,619
- Where I come
from, we don't treat
917
01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:22,837
pretty little ladies like this.
918
01:08:22,968 --> 01:08:23,925
- I don't care
where you come from,
919
01:08:24,056 --> 01:08:25,449
just give me the stuff I want.
920
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,974
- Here's your
schematics, take it
921
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:29,931
and get the hell out of here.
922
01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:35,589
- It's all in here.
923
01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:38,940
All there.
924
01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:39,767
- Yeah.
925
01:08:41,378 --> 01:08:42,030
- Come here,
come here you.
926
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,575
- Na, na, na, na, na.
927
01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:49,663
I'm right here.
928
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:02,546
- Let's do this.
929
01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:18,274
- This is bull crap man,
930
01:11:18,404 --> 01:11:19,057
let's get the stuff
and get out of here.
931
01:11:19,187 --> 01:11:19,971
- Put the mask on.
932
01:11:20,101 --> 01:11:21,015
- I hate this mask.
933
01:11:49,348 --> 01:11:50,741
- All wrapped
up here officer.
934
01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,133
- All right,
let's go you pinheads.
935
01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:55,311
Nice job everyone.
936
01:11:57,443 --> 01:12:01,665
- Hey boys, when you get downtown,
say hey to Big D for me.
937
01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:08,715
The authorities
showed up quickly.
938
01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:11,762
Things started moving fast after
939
01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,154
the police took
those pinheads away.
940
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,464
Turns out they were working for
941
01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:20,640
a slimy lawyer with
government credentials.
942
01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,338
He was trying to
make a quick buck
943
01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:25,906
selling satellite schematics
to some shady foreign types.
944
01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:27,865
- Look, they had the schematics
945
01:12:27,995 --> 01:12:29,475
on them when they
were picked up.
946
01:12:29,606 --> 01:12:31,869
Mental giants, didn't
want to take this job.
947
01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:34,872
Is that a threat?
948
01:12:37,048 --> 01:12:38,876
Yeah, I don't like your
tone of your voice.
949
01:12:40,312 --> 01:12:42,314
What do you mean you
know where my family is?
950
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,361
You don't even know
where you wife is.
951
01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:47,754
- Oddly he
disappeared and he was
952
01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:50,017
never seen or heard from again.
953
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,544
But the plot was
foiled, and actually
954
01:12:54,674 --> 01:12:55,675
it was a pretty big deal.
955
01:12:57,329 --> 01:12:59,853
Meanwhile, as you
may have guessed,
956
01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:02,203
the girls went on
to win the finals.
957
01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:03,944
Big celebration.
958
01:13:05,946 --> 01:13:08,079
But, that was just
the beginning.
959
01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:11,430
When news of what
happened got out,
960
01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:13,998
and with an election coming up,
961
01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:17,131
the mayor and the local
politicos all joined in.
962
01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:22,920
We all become well I'll
just say it, celebrities.
963
01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:29,187
And Ms. Pamela and Ms.
Andrea, were awarded
964
01:13:29,317 --> 01:13:32,190
scholarships, went
to NYU and then
965
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,410
were recruited into Homeland
Security right away.
966
01:13:36,194 --> 01:13:39,110
Ms. Michelle, followed her
dream and used her scholarship
967
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:43,506
to become a successful
veterinarian up in Santa Barbara.
968
01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:46,465
She's a top dog in the state's
animal rights campaign.
969
01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:52,079
The Yugoslavian chick, well
she went back to Yugoslavia.
970
01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:54,778
From what she said I guess it's
down right beautiful there.
971
01:13:55,909 --> 01:13:57,737
When there's not war going on.
972
01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:01,306
I think it's called Bosnia now.
973
01:14:04,091 --> 01:14:08,748
And me, my vast experience
and expertise in construction
974
01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:12,448
and my national leadership
abilities really paid off,
975
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,451
and I started moving
up in the world.
976
01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,714
Axel Johnson's Guide To Fixin'
And Flippin' Real Estate
977
01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:20,281
has become somewhat
of a hit TV show,
978
01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:22,022
which can be seen
every night on cable.
979
01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,948
The house is no longer there.
980
01:14:36,297 --> 01:14:38,212
But my student turned a profit.
981
01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:41,041
There's more than
one way to skin
982
01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:42,173
a cat in the real estate biz.
983
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:53,445
Hi, I'm Axel Johnson,
and the next 30 minutes
984
01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:56,230
you will learn how
to make big money
985
01:14:56,361 --> 01:14:59,277
for yourself,
instead of your boss.
986
01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:02,149
Live the life you
always dreamed of.
987
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,891
You will get my personal
insight into making
988
01:15:05,022 --> 01:15:09,635
significant profit potential
with minimal downside risks.
989
01:15:10,854 --> 01:15:13,596
Sit back, kick your shoes off,
990
01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,772
and let me paint you a picture.
991
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:21,952
Change your future, nation
wide resources available.
992
01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:23,431
Okay.
993
01:15:23,562 --> 01:15:24,824
Just come to my free
five and a half hour
994
01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:27,523
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luxurious Shangri-La motel,
995
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:30,308
multipurpose
complex, cocktail bar
996
01:15:30,438 --> 01:15:34,660
and lounge and ballroom,
just off state route 69.
997
01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:36,096
I love that place.
998
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:38,185
Free box lunch included.
999
01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:39,012
It's chicken.
1000
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:43,800
And learn my unique system in
1001
01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:45,845
creating wealth in real estate.
1002
01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:48,065
Whether you want to
buy one house a year
1003
01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:51,547
or one house a week, let me
show you the opportunities.
1004
01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:56,073
I will teach you how
to identify a property,
1005
01:15:57,161 --> 01:15:59,119
gauge it's fixing expenses,
1006
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:04,734
and I'll even tell you how
long it will take it to flip.
1007
01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:07,388
Then if I like the
deal, I may even
1008
01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:11,349
assist you in getting
bridge financing.
1009
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:16,136
Call and register for your
guaranteed personal reservation.
1010
01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,921
Seats are extremely limited.
1011
01:16:49,735 --> 01:16:54,610
♪ Oh baby
1012
01:16:56,829 --> 01:17:01,573
♪ You make me come alive
1013
01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:07,013
♪ Oh make me, you
make me come alive ♪
1014
01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:10,408
♪ You make me, you
make me, you make me ♪
1015
01:17:10,538 --> 01:17:12,062
♪ You make me come alive
1016
01:17:12,192 --> 01:17:13,454
- Look a kumquat tree.
1017
01:17:13,585 --> 01:17:15,456
- Kumquat,
what's a kumquat,
1018
01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:16,893
you're making that up.
1019
01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:18,721
- Oh kumquats,
we've had those before.
1020
01:17:18,851 --> 01:17:19,678
You eat 'em skin and all.
1021
01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:22,289
♪ I see you across the floor
1022
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:25,684
♪ Our eyes meet and
then there's more ♪
1023
01:17:25,815 --> 01:17:29,166
♪ A feeling takes control
1024
01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:32,648
♪ You've got my soul alive
1025
01:17:40,177 --> 01:17:43,441
♪ My body starts to shake
1026
01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:46,923
♪ My heart pounds
for goodness sake ♪
1027
01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:50,317
♪ My temples was up and down
1028
01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:54,191
♪ And my head is spinning
round and round ♪
1029
01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:57,368
♪ I'm floating way up the sky
1030
01:17:57,498 --> 01:17:59,892
♪ And I tell you why
1031
01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:00,893
♪ You make me come alive
1032
01:18:01,024 --> 01:18:02,373
- Oh I just got to get my hat.
1033
01:18:05,463 --> 01:18:09,597
♪ Oh make me, you
make me come alive ♪
1034
01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:17,301
- I'm let you in on a little
confidential information.
1035
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,914
Before we separated
ways, Homeland Security
1036
01:18:22,045 --> 01:18:24,264
brought us in on a
couple of investigations.
1037
01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:26,440
They thought our
talents could be of use.
1038
01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:31,097
Sort of a modern day
Charlie's Angels.
1039
01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,842
You have a couple of hours, grab
1040
01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:38,844
a glass of your
favorite beverage.
1041
01:18:38,975 --> 01:18:40,933
You should already
have your shoes off.
1042
01:18:41,064 --> 01:18:43,501
And cozy up, you're
in for a treat.
1043
01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:51,639
This was a weird case.
1044
01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,904
There's no motive, no weapon,
1045
01:18:55,034 --> 01:18:57,820
no witnesses,
except for the dog.
1046
01:19:00,170 --> 01:19:01,388
When the police
finally arrived, they
1047
01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:03,826
just tried to knock
the door down.
1048
01:19:03,956 --> 01:19:05,392
That's when I
started to thinking,
1049
01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:07,655
perfect job for the girls.
1050
01:19:09,092 --> 01:19:11,877
Ms. Michelle hit the
roof, squeezed through
1051
01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:15,489
a 12 inch pipe for the
AC, I have no idea how.
1052
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:20,320
Don't care, Ms. Andrea,
hit the tunnels.
1053
01:19:21,844 --> 01:19:23,628
Came up from underneath
the building.
1054
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,065
Ms. Pamela repelled
down the side,
1055
01:19:26,196 --> 01:19:30,243
cut a hole in the
glass and that's that.
1056
01:19:30,374 --> 01:19:33,203
What no one realized this
entire time was there's
1057
01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,162
a dog tied to the bike
rack 15 feet from the door.
1058
01:19:36,293 --> 01:19:40,819
So, I called the best pet
psychic detective in the state.
1059
01:19:40,950 --> 01:19:43,953
Took about 15 minutes to
get there from helicopter.
1060
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,303
That give the girls just
plenty of time to get in place.
1061
01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:49,393
When she arrived, took
her about a minute or two
1062
01:19:49,523 --> 01:19:52,352
to squeeze that information
out of the chihuahua.
1063
01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:55,094
A slight communication barrier
'cause it only spoke Spanish.
1064
01:19:55,225 --> 01:19:59,490
But once we got the information
the girls were ready.
1065
01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:04,147
Broke into the building
and rescued the hostage.
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