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Hope this doesn't embarrass you Jen,
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but I found the best thing to do
with the new employee
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is to size them up
with a long hard stare.
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- So!
- So.
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- First day!
- Yes!
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- Scary...?
- Yes...
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- Don't be scared!
- Oh I'm not really scared.
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You should be!
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- Well I'm a little bit scared.
- What? Don't be!
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Make up your mind!
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So here you are!
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Yes.
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I'm... really looking forward to...
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- getting to grips with the...
- I'm gonna put you in I.T.
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Because you said on your CV you had
a lot of experience with computers.
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I did say that on my CV yes.
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I have lots of experience
with the whole...
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computer... thing you know, e-mails...
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sending e-mails, receiving e-mails,
deleting e-mails...
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- ... I could go on.
- Do!
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The Web... Using mouse...
mices... using mice.
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Clicking... double clicking...
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the computer screen of course,
the keyboard...
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the...bit that goes on the floor
down there...
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- The hard drive?
- Correct.
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Well, you certainly seem
to know your stuff.
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That settles.
Got a good feeling about you Jen!
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And they need a new manager.
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Oh fantastic!
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So... the people I'll be working with,
what're they like?
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Standard nerds!
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Hello I.T.?
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Have you tried turning it off
and on again?
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OK, well, the button on the side,
is it glowing?
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Yeah, you need to turn it on!
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The button, turns it on?!
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Yeah... You... Yeah...
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You do know how a button works,
don't you?
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No, not on clothes!
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Hello, I.T.?
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Yeah?
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Have you tried forcing
an unexpected reboot?
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No, no! There you go! No there you go,
I just heard it come on.
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No no, that's the music you hear
when it comes on.
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No, that's the music you hear when...
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I'm sorry, are you from the past?!
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See the driver hooks a function
by patching the system call table.
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So it's not safe to unload it,
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unless another thread's about
to jump in there and do its stuff.
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... and you don't want to end up
in middle of invalid memory.
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Hello?
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Oh really? Really, why don't you come
down here and make me then?
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What? Oh you think I'm afraid of you?
I'm not afraid of you!
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You can come down here any time
and I'll be waiting for ya!
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That told her!
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Oh God, it's about time you got back,
it's been all go.
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You had a job?
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Girl on fifth...
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Did you and her... hit it off?
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Define "hit it off"?
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Did she continue talking to you
once you'd fixed her computer?
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No...
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And while I was working on it,
she rested a cup on my back.
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- No?!
- Yep!
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Unbelievable!
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Yeah, I mean they've not respect for us
up there, no respect whatsoever!
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We're all just drudgens to them.
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Yes!
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If there were such a thing as a drudgen,
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that is what we'd be to them.
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It's like they're pally-wally
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when there's a problem
with their printer
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but once it's fixed...
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They toss us away like yesterday's jam!
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Yes!
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Yesterday's jam!
That is what we are to them!
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Actually you know what?
That doesn't really work as a thing...
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because you know, jam lasts for ages...
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Hello, I.T. ?
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Have you tried turning it off
and on again?
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Unisex toilets? You have unisex toilets,
like Ally McBeal?
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That's the sort of place this is, Jen.
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A lot of sexy people not doing
much work... and having affairs.
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Oh my God! Look at that view!
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I feel like I'm on top of the world.
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Well Jen, this is where I leave you.
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Floor 34.
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Great sir, thank you.
OK. Where am I going?
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All... the way down to the basement.
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Good luck!
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Get out of the lift...
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- Oh. Won't be a tick!
- Oh my God!
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Oh my God! Oh God! OK.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Yes I believe it was Tolstoy who said...
Oh, it seems we have a visitor.
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I'm sorry, myself and Morris
were just engaged
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in quite a serious discussion
about books and such.
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We didn't hear you come in.
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Wait a second, you said it was
Tolstoy, he said what?
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Oh never mind that now, Morris!
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When have you read Tolstoy?
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Shut up, Morris!
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Why are you speaking that weird voice?
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When did... I don't remember
this conversation at all!
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Don't... don't let me disturb you,
I just wanted to come down....
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Don't be silly you never dist...
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Many people come down here to visit!
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What are you talking about?
Who comes down? What people?
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Why are you giving me
the secret signal to shut up?!
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So... What can we do you for?
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I'm the new head of this department.
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Is this my office?
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Why? What did she... Did she just say...
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- I am the head of this department!
- I thought I was.
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It's one of us! Certainly not her!
I'm gonna sort this out...
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Roy! You've got a head wound there...
Head wound!
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Hi!
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I don't wanna be rude or anything
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but I wasn't informed of any changes
to this department.
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Oh, did they not tell you about me?
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No!
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And we are perfectly fine down here,
thank you very much,
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we're more than capable
of taking care of ourselves.
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Sure... sure...
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You know you're covered in blood?
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Moss!
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Amazon thingy.
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Ah! Wicked!
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I know what this is.
It's the new Harry Potter.
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I got the child edition
and the adult edition
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just to check that there are
no differences in the text.
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Sorry but I'm not gonna be able
to deal with that woman!
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Is nobody else going to get the phone?
I suppose I'll get it!
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No, that is not a phone.
I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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Come in!
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Yeah, Denholm. Yeah, yeah.
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No no no... No they've been fine so far.
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Yeah. I think we're gonna get on great.
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Yeah, I know.
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All right then, now you take care.
All right, yeah I will, yeah.
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Ok!
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Ok, take care, take care!
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Ok bye! Bye!
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Oh, so, hello!
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What can I do you fo...
What can I do for you?
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Hello. I was just wondering...
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Do you want me to connect up your phone?
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No no no... No.
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It's working.
I was just talking to Denholm.
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But how?!
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Oh do you mind... Do you mind
closing the door for me?
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- Oh yeah, sure.
- Yeah, Ok.
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Yeah. From the other side...
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Of course.
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- Like this?
- That's it!
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- With me on the...
- Thanks!
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Are you all right?
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Oh yes, Moss, I'm fine!
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The nurse said I didn't do myself
any serious damage.
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I'm standing over here!
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I know, I know, I'm joking, I'm fine!
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What we gonna do about her?
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Well, I just went in, and she was having
a pretend conversation.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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She's a little bit weird...
to say the least.
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What's that?
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Oh just water.
Sometimes, I get a hot ear,
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and this helps cool it down.
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She is quite the oddbod...
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Did you notice how
she didn't even get excited
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when she saw this original ZX-IT 1?
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Yeah, that was weird.
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It's almost as if she doesn't know
anything about computers.
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What?!
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Look what you did!
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Oh don't worry that's why
I always make 2 cups of tea.
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Anyway, what were we talking about?
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Oh, her not knowing anything
about computers.
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What?!
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I definitely want to get rid of her.
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I agree yeah.
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Ok, so, here's the plan:
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A plan? Let me put on
my slightly larger glasses.
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Ok, hit me!
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- Ok. We go in...
- When?
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You know, like in a minute.
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Will that be enough time for me
to get to know the plan?
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Yeah, you know what?
I shouldn't have used the word "plan"!
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I... I've clearly gotten you
over-excited!
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Would "steamed" be a better word?
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Although that's just as exciting,
I might even use these.
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All I was gonna say was...
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We go in, I make up a load of bullocks
about computers
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and we'll see if she picks up on it.
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Yes. I can see why
you didn't want to use the word "plan".
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Let me do the talk.
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All right.
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Ouh, Moss, Moss Moss!
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Ok, we need to get this right, you know?
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We... we need to stay calm.
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We do not wanna go in there half-cocked.
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Hang on, guys.
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How can I help?
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Well, we were just wondering
now that you're "The Boss",
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would you like us to access
the data supplier
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and connect you up to the matrix?
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You just made all that up?
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You don't know anything
about computers, admit it!
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Will you stop trying to undermine me!
Now get in there,
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and do some work, to do with computers!
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I'll be in there in a minute
and check up on you!
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Ok, lady!
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You've won this round, but we can wait!
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You will slip up one day,
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and believe you me,
we will be there when you do!
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There will be some piece of evidence
that will prove
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without any shadow of a doubt
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that you don't know
anything about computers.
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What are you doing?
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Plugging in your computer.
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It might be something you say...
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or something you do!
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But when we notice this,
and believe me we will notice this,
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there's gonna be a long way down
for you, sweet chicks!
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He'll realise in a second...
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I cannot believe you're going
to tell on me.
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You're like a pair of horrible
old women.
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What did she say?
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She said we're like horrible old women.
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She didn't!
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Hey guys!
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Ok, got something to tell me?
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Yes, well, it's like this:
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Look at you! My I.T. Team.
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- Yeah.
- Team players each and every one of you.
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Yeah, what she...
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There's no room for people
who can't act in a team on my team!
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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What?!
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Well if you can't work as a team,
you're all fired!
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That's it, you heard me, fine!
Get your things and go!
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Hello, Security?
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Everyone on floor 4 is fired.
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Escort them from the premises.
256
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And do it as a team!
257
00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:31,013
Remember you're a team, and if you can't
act as a team, you're fired too!
258
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:33,175
Dawn!
259
00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:36,005
Get onto recruitment.
Tell them to look for a security team
260
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:36,986
that can work as team.
261
00:15:37,474 --> 00:15:39,869
They may have to escort our
security team from the building,
262
00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:42,173
for not acting like a team!
263
00:15:43,518 --> 00:15:47,233
Team! Team team team team team!
264
00:15:47,537 --> 00:15:49,294
I even love saying the word "team".
265
00:15:50,546 --> 00:15:52,489
You probably think that's a picture
of my family?
266
00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:55,430
It's the A-Team.
267
00:15:56,755 --> 00:16:00,196
Body, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man!
268
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:01,753
All of them!
269
00:16:03,007 --> 00:16:04,596
So what do you wanna tell me?
270
00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:06,218
Well, it's just not working out.
271
00:16:08,307 --> 00:16:10,065
- He's joking!
- But you said...
272
00:16:10,106 --> 00:16:11,172
Not working out?
273
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,902
Oh no! No!
274
00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:15,334
We are getting on like
a big house on fire!
275
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,188
- Yeah!
- My ear's getting hot!
276
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:22,008
No... You know what?
We should leave, now, because
277
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:23,461
you know, you're a busy man
278
00:16:23,473 --> 00:16:25,491
and we've taken far too much
of your time.
279
00:16:25,499 --> 00:16:27,308
Jen could you just get the door
for me there?
280
00:16:27,327 --> 00:16:28,360
Absolutely Roy!
281
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,125
So why did you come here
in the first place?
282
00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:36,620
We set up a voice activation system
on your computer.
283
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,209
I think you're gonna enjoy it.
284
00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:40,955
It might just take a little while
to get the pitch right on the voice
285
00:16:40,972 --> 00:16:43,106
but nonetheless, go ahead!
Thank you very much!
286
00:16:43,124 --> 00:16:44,202
- Bye bye!
- Thank you!
287
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,658
How exciting!
288
00:16:49,335 --> 00:16:50,169
Hello...
289
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,742
Hello computer!
290
00:16:58,655 --> 00:16:59,843
Hello!
291
00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:04,441
Hello... Hello computer...
292
00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:09,135
What good are you?
293
00:17:09,143 --> 00:17:11,757
You obviously don't know anything
about computers.
294
00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:13,158
No but... OK.
295
00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:14,543
But I can learn.
296
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:17,679
You know, I mean, for example Moss,
297
00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:19,849
you could take me through
what you're doing right now.
298
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,077
I'd be delighted!
299
00:17:21,353 --> 00:17:24,249
I'm just working on a very simple piece
of programming code.
300
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:33,842
I see...
301
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,789
Oh God, no, I'm lying again!
I didn't understand any of that!
302
00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:40,080
I don't know anything
about computers, I mean...
303
00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:44,188
I'm absolutely useless to you.
I might as well pack up and go home.
304
00:17:46,224 --> 00:17:50,049
Hi! Is... Roy around?
305
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:52,222
Hello there little lady!
306
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:55,788
Are you lost?
How can I help you? I'm Roy.
307
00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,609
You wanted me to come down?!
308
00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:01,772
Well here I am!!
309
00:18:01,777 --> 00:18:03,176
Not the face!!
310
00:18:03,902 --> 00:18:05,223
Not the face!!
311
00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:07,747
Well maybe this will teach you
312
00:18:07,774 --> 00:18:10,308
to treat people with
a little bit of respect!
313
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,490
Is it 'cos we spoke on the phone
earlier?
314
00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:18,181
Oh my God! Are those Manolo's?
315
00:18:18,237 --> 00:18:18,843
Yes!
316
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,645
They are gorgeous! Were they expensive?
317
00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:23,899
No, no no no! Got them in a sale.
318
00:18:23,941 --> 00:18:25,213
Oh God! Clever you!
319
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,147
I'm never lucky enough
to get a bargain myself.
320
00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:28,714
Well, I should take you shopping.
321
00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:30,678
Yeah, no that would be fantastic.
322
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:33,143
Oh I will give you a call.
Nice to meet you! Take care!
323
00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:36,735
- Nice meeting you!
- Chairman! Wow!
324
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,270
You just diffuse that entire situation!
325
00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:40,566
What situation?
326
00:18:40,784 --> 00:18:44,877
Oh oh, that.. yeah!
Oh my God, does that happen a lot?
327
00:18:45,097 --> 00:18:48,024
They're fairly regular,
the beatings, yes.
328
00:18:48,117 --> 00:18:50,504
I'd say we're on a by-weekly beatings.
329
00:18:50,578 --> 00:18:52,235
Ah it's not all that bad!
330
00:18:52,293 --> 00:18:54,969
Ah, come on Roy! It's pretty bad...
331
00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:58,289
Maybe I could help with this.
You know, I mean...
332
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,627
I'm a people person and...
333
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,311
people like you need a person
to deal with people...
334
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:05,996
a people person like me. Oh my God!
335
00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:08,883
Ideas are coming!
Things are happening here!
336
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,946
Ok, Ok, what would you say here,
337
00:19:11,095 --> 00:19:13,269
if I told you that I had a plan
338
00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:17,320
to raise your profile upstairs by 100%.
What would you say?
339
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:19,325
I can't be done! You're crazy!
340
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:23,090
What would you say Roy?
Roy's passed out! Ok!
341
00:19:23,314 --> 00:19:26,574
I need a felt-tip pen, and some paper.
342
00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:52,918
PARTY - I.T. DEPT 5.45 TODAY
343
00:19:55,387 --> 00:20:01,974
No no! Oh no, really really really,
that was a true story!
344
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,412
Unbelievable!
345
00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:06,495
I said why we don't go out
with the I.T. guys more often?
346
00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:08,821
- You're hilarious!
- Yes we are!
347
00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:13,272
You guys should come down here
more often you know,
348
00:20:13,431 --> 00:20:15,977
you should see this as a new era
for Reynholm Industries.
349
00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:17,864
"A new era for Reynholm Industries!"
350
00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:22,346
Oh Do you know what! If you want
to hear something really funny,
351
00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:23,501
a really funny story,
352
00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,205
you should hear what happened
to Moss and I,
353
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,898
when we were so drunk in Amsterdam
354
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,838
that Moss lost his glasses!
355
00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:31,068
Moss! Moss!
356
00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:32,661
Come here! Come here!
357
00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:35,579
Tell them that story about
when we were drunk in Amsterdam.
358
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,257
Really?
359
00:20:36,384 --> 00:20:37,850
Yeah yeah yeah! Oh it's brilliant!
360
00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:39,691
Oh this a great story,
you're gonna love it!
361
00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:41,545
I'm just gonna get another box of wine!
362
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:44,911
Well go on, then.
363
00:20:46,607 --> 00:20:47,818
All right.
364
00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:52,962
- Well, one night, we were really drunk.
- Yeah.
365
00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:58,370
And huh, we were so drunk
that we decided to hire prostitutes.
366
00:20:59,916 --> 00:21:03,154
And when they arrived to the hotel,
we were too scared to do anything,
367
00:21:03,199 --> 00:21:04,936
so we brought them to the fair.
368
00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:08,712
Oh really nice! In the end,
they only charged us half.
369
00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:10,844
But we did have to pay
for all the rides.
370
00:21:17,158 --> 00:21:20,136
Oh isn't that just the best story?
371
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:21,775
Oh, man!
372
00:21:21,993 --> 00:21:24,239
You told me to never tell that story
to anyone.
373
00:21:24,264 --> 00:21:26,512
Well, what're you talking about?
That's a brilliant story!
374
00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:28,162
And then you nearly walked
into the canal!
375
00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:30,023
Has it got to that part
with the boatman?
376
00:21:33,685 --> 00:21:36,821
Do you mean the story
when I lost my glasses?
377
00:21:40,645 --> 00:21:41,856
Yes!
378
00:21:46,131 --> 00:21:48,573
What story did you think I mean?
379
00:21:49,406 --> 00:21:50,570
Moss?
380
00:21:52,022 --> 00:21:55,352
What did you say?! What did you say?!
381
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,113
It's all right for you two.
382
00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:02,605
You're used to being social social piranhas...
383
00:22:05,883 --> 00:22:08,946
I'm a very popular person usually.
384
00:22:08,975 --> 00:22:13,887
That girl earlier, that tried
to beat me to death with her shoes,
385
00:22:14,113 --> 00:22:15,947
did anybody get her number?
386
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,398
That was a nice day the fair, wasn't it?
387
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,204
With Brandy and Crystal!
388
00:22:27,477 --> 00:22:28,850
Hello I.T.?
389
00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:33,228
Yeah. Have you tried turning it off
and on again?
390
00:23:04,639 --> 00:23:07,476
Hello ! Hello !
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