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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,520 # There's three of us, there's three of us 2 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,000 # Look closely, you will see. 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,200 # There's three of us, just three of us 4 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,680 # There's him and you and me 5 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:33,600 # And every day we all hang out to find out what we talk about 6 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,640 # And I'm the one who is quite tall 7 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:40,640 # And I'm the one who's going bald 8 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,720 # And I've gone bald as well 9 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:48,200 # That's three of us, just three of us, us three. # 10 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:01,360 There we are, Hovris, all set for brothers visit. 11 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:10,000 Right, I just realised, brother's visit isn't until next month. 12 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,800 Oh, wow. 13 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,520 Wow. What a twist. Not really. 14 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,880 Grolton is the dog? 15 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,080 No, Grolton is the man. Hovris is the dog, I reckon. 16 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,760 And don't forget our famous family discount. 17 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,160 If you're part of a family, you might be lucky. 18 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,600 Guess what I just found in the pantry? 19 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,080 What? No, you have to guess. 20 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,800 I'll give you three guesses. 21 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,240 Uh, is it a tin of soup? 22 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,800 Ooh. Good guess. 23 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,640 Ha, wrong. 24 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:47,080 Well, maybe it's a... Um... ..a packet of chuddle dollops. 25 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,280 That's right. Yes! 26 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,480 A packet of chuddle dollops. 27 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,560 Yay! 28 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,760 Well, let's crack into these dollops, then. 29 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,400 Let me at them. Hold on. 30 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,640 You still have one guess left. But I got it right. 31 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,240 So? I said three guesses, not two. 32 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,240 You want me to do another guess, what's the point? 33 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,880 People are dying to know what your final guess would have been. 34 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,960 What people? Fine. 35 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,520 Is it, um, some rice? 36 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,480 Wrong. Oh, bad luck. 37 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,000 OK, I win. 38 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:19,160 Now let's crack into these chuddy D's. 39 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,280 Come on. I'm trying. Open them up. 40 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,800 What's wrong with you? 41 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:28,280 Open up! Open up! Open up! Open up! 42 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,560 I can't. Hey, why not try a healthy option? 43 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,840 Did you know that preservatives... 44 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:42,800 Oh, dear. Looks like these guys need our help. 45 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:47,120 Hooray, Lily. There's nothing we like more than to help. 46 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,120 Is he talking to us? 47 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,920 Yes, he is. Now I am, too. 48 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,840 Wow. I've never spoken to two people before. 49 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,080 What about us? Oh, yeah. 50 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,400 Yeah, sorry. Can we do this another time? 51 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,480 It's just we're about to eat these dollops. 52 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,760 Uh-oh. I don't think they're going to be able to open them, are they? 53 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,480 No, they are not, Lily. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 54 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,000 Why not? It's not their fault, Todney. 55 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,800 Maybe they can't read. 56 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:22,720 Because it looks to me like that's a family pack. For a family. 57 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,400 I think that's more of a guide to the amount than a law. 58 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,160 We are a family, aren't we? 59 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,320 I'm the dad. He's the pet. And you're... You, the dad? 60 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,960 No. Come on. If anyone's a father figure, it's me. 61 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,840 No, I even keep little pictures of us in the house wallet. 62 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,320 See. That's not you. 63 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,960 Isn't it? If we're not a family, then, then what are we? 64 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,600 Just like a group or... A club? I don't want to be in a club. 65 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,200 I want to be in a family. I want to be the dad. 66 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,800 I have a family. 67 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,120 Hmm... 68 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,040 No. Oh, dear. That's not a family. 69 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,720 That's just a dad. 70 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,000 We're talking about a full set. 71 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:06,320 Uncles, nephews, grandparents, and even a kind sister. 72 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,520 Aww, that's nice. 73 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,760 So what? Sure, we're not technically a family, but we live together 74 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,040 and we have the same lawyer. And it works for us. Right, guys? 75 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,400 Does it? Why are you two so obsessed with family anyway? 76 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,240 It's just a word. Just a word? 77 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,960 I love my family and they like me. 78 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,080 Calm yourself, brother. Sorry about that, friends. 79 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,760 Family is just something that means a great deal to us. 80 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,080 Come on, Todney. Let's show them. 81 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:39,160 # What does family mean to me and my family? 82 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:47,000 # Well, F is for friendship, because a family is friends 83 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:51,480 # Me and my sister are pretty good friends 84 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,640 # A is for advice 85 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:57,760 # A family gives advice because Todney's my family 86 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,960 # He will take my advice 87 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:06,880 # That's what family means to me and my family 88 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,360 # U is for unit 89 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,200 A unit of what? 90 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:18,240 # Like this family of ants, they all work together 91 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:22,520 # L is for landlines and learning to share 92 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,680 # You're not a real family unless you have a landline 93 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:33,480 # That's what family means to me and my family 94 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:40,000 # Well, B is for bunk beds or sharing a bath 95 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:44,880 # C is for cooking family meals 96 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,200 # H is for haircuts or family heirlooms 97 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,400 # D is for devotion and T is for twins 98 00:05:53,440 --> 00:06:00,800 # That's what family means to me and my family. # 99 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:04,680 Faulbchdt. That's not a word. 100 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,360 That's right, isn't it, Lily? 101 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,440 Family is so much more than just a word. 102 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:13,280 I knew it. I'm not supposed to be living with these two things. 103 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,320 They're not even red. I should be with guys like me. 104 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,000 Come on. Where are they? I'd like to meet the guys like me. 105 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,440 Who like one of me. 106 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,880 Steady on now, you still have a lot to learn before you're ready 107 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,240 to be part of a family. 108 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,200 Whatever shall we do, Todney? 109 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,960 I think we need to call a... family meeting. 110 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,040 THEY WHISPER 111 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,120 Look at them go. Wow. 112 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,680 I'll admit it's impressive. 113 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,880 Hey, we've just had an idea, haven't we, Lily? 114 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,520 We have, Todney. Let's say it together. 115 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,240 On the count of 15. 116 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:53,120 BOTH: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 12, 117 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,840 13, 14, 15. 118 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,840 Why don't you guys come to our family home and see a real 119 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,480 family in action? Yay! 120 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:06,560 Could we perhaps have our own internal discussion about whether we'd like to do that. 121 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,240 As the house father figure... What for? 122 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,480 We shouldn't really be talking to each other any more. 123 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,840 We don't even know each other, really. 124 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,880 We're just a bunch or a clump or something. 125 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,840 Don't say that. Of course we know each other. 126 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,480 Look. No, wait. That's... 127 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,720 Let's see this real family in action. 128 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:25,520 They can open our dollops. And we can leave our pathetic life behind. 129 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,720 ALL CHEER "YAY!" 130 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,720 Follow me. And follow me also. 131 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,200 More tea? Erm, no, no, thank you. 132 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:49,240 Is that tea? Looks too thick to be a liquid, but too wet 133 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,680 to be a... It's a family recipe. 134 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,840 Todney, say when? 135 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,000 It smells funny in here. 136 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:11,520 That's our family scent. Every family has a scent. 137 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,360 Hey, I don't mind it one bit. 138 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,360 Hey, don't sniff it all. 139 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,560 It belongs to the whole family. 140 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,840 Yeah. Leave some for us. 141 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,120 Oh, I didn't get a sniff in. 142 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,840 TODNEY: Don't worry. We can always make more. 143 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,840 Oh, father. Brother. You're home. 144 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,800 Come. Come sit with us. 145 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,600 Look, we have visitors. 146 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,600 Hello. You have a beautiful family here. 147 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,440 I'm actually looking to meet my family. OK. 148 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,120 So what are we watching here? 149 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,840 When you are a family, it's important to treasure your memories. 150 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,440 This is our first family picnic. 151 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,160 We have picnics. Shush. This is a good bit. 152 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:20,600 I'm still rather hungry, Todney. Yes, Lily, so am I. 153 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,040 Oh, what a special day that was. 154 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,560 I was stung by a bee on my eyelid, but mother kissed it better. 155 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:35,480 Shush now, Todney. So how long is this home movie? 156 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,760 This is the extended cut. 157 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,040 Because we actually can't stay for too long. 158 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,560 We need to get home. Hey, no talking over the home movies. 159 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,920 Hey, guys, can we just talk privately for a moment? 160 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:49,120 What? You, me and that one? You can't have a family meeting. 161 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,480 You're not a family. 162 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,160 Well, let's just have a bundle meeting. 163 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,040 Wait, what were we? We can do a friends meeting. 164 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,480 Well, that's a stretch. 165 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,760 Cluster or a club? Argh! 166 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,800 LILY AND TODNEY: Grandma's right, it's family game time. 167 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,160 Family game time. Family game time. 168 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,200 What's this now? 169 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:12,080 LILY AND TODNEY: Family game time. Family game time. Family game time. 170 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,840 Family game time, family game time. 171 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,440 Family game time. Family game time. 172 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,560 Rule two, he or she must have at least two cousins 173 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,440 on the family ladder. 174 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:30,640 One, two, three, four and five and six. 175 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:34,120 A family secret. Well done, Todney. 176 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,320 Hooray! And that's good. Is it? 177 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,200 Sorry, what are the rules of this game? 178 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,760 It's just once round the board, right? 179 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,840 All families need to have secrets. 180 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,720 The bigger, the better. 181 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,920 What's it going to be? 182 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,000 Wow. 183 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,120 MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY 184 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,200 Are you not going to read it out? 185 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,320 Oh, no. It's a secret. 186 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,360 My go. 187 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,600 Oh, nice roll, Lily. 188 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,760 Thank you, Todney. 189 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:04,360 Now I get to move across the family bridge and mingle with the cousins. 190 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,480 Yay! Oh, well done. 191 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,560 There she goes. 192 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,520 Thank you. Thank you so much. 193 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,440 Where did you get this game? 194 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,880 We didn't invent it. I didn't say you did. 195 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,000 It's your turn, here. 196 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,440 You can use mother's piece. 197 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,440 Woo. Oh. 198 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,720 Mother will be home in time for dinner. 199 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,160 You'll stay for dinner, won't you? 200 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,760 Look, we get the general idea. Families are nice. 201 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,320 You have a bigger house than us, but we should be heading off. 202 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,800 We haven't finished the game. 203 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,000 Yeah, I think this is just a practice round. 204 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,320 We haven't even reached the family spiral. 205 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,920 Yeah, fine. Look, pass me that piece. 206 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,080 MOTHER SCREAMS 207 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,960 Mother's piece must only be touched by mother. 208 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,760 You broke the rules. 209 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,440 Perhaps you should leave. 210 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,800 Fine. Come on, guys. Let's go. 211 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,360 No, you're not the dad of us. 212 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,720 I'm staying and it's my turn. 213 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:08,880 So... Not them, just you. 214 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,920 And here it is, the great family tree. 215 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,840 Our house is built around it. 216 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,680 The tree shows all of our family members that came before us. 217 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,000 Our ancestors. 218 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,120 Well, hang on a minute. 219 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:42,040 If I'm not mistaken, these pictures, they've all been... 220 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,640 ..they've all been framed. 221 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,880 Oh, yes. Nice, framed pictures. 222 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,680 Yeah, I reckon my family will have hundreds of these things. 223 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,240 What? Pictures. Where's the other one? 224 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,480 I thought we were going to share those dollops. 225 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,160 I think you'd look nice in a picture. 226 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,200 So what's this one? 227 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,360 Do I get one of these? 228 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,920 That's Uncle Terry. 229 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,920 Uncle? I like the sound of that. 230 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:08,760 An uncle is just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker. 231 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,040 And in the distance. 232 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,600 You don't mind it when they stay. 233 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,240 But you're not too sad when they leave. 234 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,960 Uncle Terry will be sorely missed. 235 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,760 He went somewhere? 236 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,600 Uncle Terry died. 237 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,120 He went on fire. 238 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,240 Oh, no. 239 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:28,280 But he was OK in the end, he left us his filing cabinet. 240 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,640 Yay! It was nearly new. 241 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,040 Right. I'm ready. Where's my uncle? Is he around? 242 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,680 No, silly. This is our family. 243 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,280 OK, but where's my family? 244 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,840 Perhaps I could help. 245 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,360 I just need a sample of your DNA. 246 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:47,240 What for? To help you find your family members, silly. 247 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,520 Great. So do you need some forms? How about a blood sample? 248 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,920 I just need a drop. 249 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,600 So how long until the results? 250 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,040 I'm pretty excited to finally meet my family. 251 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,120 You're taking quite a lot of blood there actually. 252 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,080 I reckon my family, 253 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,640 they probably want to get a new photo. 254 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,640 Need to make sure the results are accurate. 255 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,840 It doesn't matter. 256 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,600 We'll be better off without them. 257 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:46,800 Anyway, I was wondering if you guys think of yourselves as a family 258 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:52,280 and if you needed any more family members, maybe a dad? 259 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,560 Uh, I'm not really sure what it is that you're asking. 260 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,760 We're...we're just bread. 261 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,320 Hey, now, now, come along now, children. 262 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,960 Let's go home for daddy's birthday. 263 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,880 Fine. Ah, no, no, no. 264 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,080 Argh! You know what? 265 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,120 I'm actually glad I don't have a family. 266 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,960 # I don't even want to be in a family 267 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:24,680 # A family wouldn't suit me 268 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:33,440 # Now I don't want other people who look quite like me, who I want to 269 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,880 # get on with cos we have the same diseases 270 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,840 # I don't need the members of my family 271 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,160 # I only need the one I love the most 272 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,880 # And that in many ways, I know I am my family 273 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,560 # And everything I do, I am there for me 274 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,640 # So I can spend time on my own 275 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:08,320 # And if I ever get lonely, I can eat a family meal, 276 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,960 # I just eat it slowly 277 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:16,160 # I can be there for myself when I need a shoulder to cry 278 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,520 # on or some financial help 279 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,720 # I know who to rely on 280 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,520 # Everybody is talking about their family 281 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,160 # But my family is made of just me 282 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:36,000 # And me and I get along just fine 283 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:41,560 # And we never have rows, except for that one time 284 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:52,440 # My family who they love the most 285 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,680 # And they all say me 286 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,760 # Me. # 287 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,600 And there. 288 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:19,480 Wow. Looks like we've both grown a few inches this week, Todney. 289 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:23,640 It's not much, Lily, but it's better than going backwards, like grandma. 290 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,440 Hey, I know. 291 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,840 Why don't we measure you? 292 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,120 Where are the others I came with? 293 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,360 What others? 294 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,400 We're here. 295 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,840 No, I mean. Come on, this will be fun, won't it, Todney? 296 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,040 It will, Lily. Measuring is so much fun. 297 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,600 Erm, are you sure I'm meant to be measured on the family wall? 298 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,520 I thought I wasn't a family. 299 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,920 Don't be silly. 300 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,360 We consider you to be such a close friend. 301 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,920 You're almost part of the family. 302 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:03,080 That's right, Lily. He's almost part of the family. 303 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,160 Huh? 304 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:08,000 BELL RINGS Yeah, it's bed time. 305 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,240 Bed time! Bed time! Bed time! 306 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,360 Having trouble sleeping? 307 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,880 It's just so bright outside. 308 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,160 Maybe you could turn your light off and your torch. 309 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,760 Don't worry. I know it can be hard to sleep after such a fun packed day, 310 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,280 but you should really get your rest. 311 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:39,120 I know, Todney, why don't you sing the night-time song? 312 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,080 Todney has a beautiful singing voice. 313 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,600 # La la, la, la... # 314 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,640 No, thank you to the song, Todney. 315 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,920 Oh, that's lovely, Todney. 316 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,960 No. 317 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,120 Just, I think I was here with some other guys. 318 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,880 That's quite nice. 319 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,000 You do have a beautiful singing voice. 320 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,800 Yes. 321 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,000 Huh? Lights out. 322 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,560 OK, and a little to your left. 323 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,920 Now, hold it there. 324 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,920 Yeah. Very nice. 325 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,560 So you must be the uncle. Stay still, please, sir. 326 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,520 I like him. Is he... Hey, I'm not going to tell you again. 327 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,640 Yep. Sorry. 328 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,440 And you on the left, can you stop smiling? 329 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,680 Oh, am I smiling? Yes. 330 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,920 Sorry. I just can't help myself. 331 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,800 I'm just happy to finally be with my family. 332 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,240 You're ruining it. We can't have him in the shot. 333 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,760 What? No, please. Come on. 334 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,080 I'm just happy. I'm sorry. 335 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,360 Fine. Just stay still. 336 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,480 OK, everyone, on the count of three. 337 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,840 One, two, three. 338 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,960 Oh. There you are. 339 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,240 Huh? 340 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,120 What's happening? 341 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,880 Hello? What is this? 342 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,920 Get me out of here. I want to go home. 343 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,840 He's getting stressed again. That's OK. 344 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,600 He's probably just hungry. 345 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,640 Yes. Probably just hungry. 346 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,040 Oh, so hungry. 347 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,200 Isn't that right, mummy? 348 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,040 Wait. What? I'm not mummy. 349 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,680 You are mummy. 350 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,840 That means we are a proper family again. 351 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,640 Doesn't it, Lily? It does, Todney. 352 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,800 And now that we are a proper family, we qualify for the Grolton's 353 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,040 family discount again. 354 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,800 Make the call, mummy. 355 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,600 Use those fingers and make the call. 356 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:08,240 ALL CHANT: Make the call. Make the call. Make the call. 357 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:13,400 Make the call. Make the call. Make the call. Stop it! 358 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,640 CONTINUE CHANTING "MAKE THE CALL" 359 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,120 I'd like to order the family tub, please. 360 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,240 Family tub. 361 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,520 Family tub to feed us. 362 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,920 Dad. 363 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,920 I knew you'd come. 364 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,920 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Dad. 365 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,520 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 366 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,440 Yum, yum, yum, yum. 367 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,400 What did you say? 368 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,440 Oh, nothing. 369 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,480 So you didn't want to stay with your new family then? 370 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,760 No, I don't know what that was. 371 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,600 Probably not a family. 372 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:47,360 What about you and your family? I don't want to talk about it. 373 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,440 Hey, who says we're not a family anyway? 374 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,840 Maybe a family is just a group that care for each other. 375 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,320 And stick together. And share a lawyer. 376 00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:00,720 Die on the same day in the same style 377 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,240 of accident, but in different locations. 378 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,120 Well said, brother. 379 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,600 Here, pass me that family pack. 380 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,840 I think things might go a little differently this time. 381 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,240 I guess we could share. I want those! 382 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,880 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 28678

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