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[ Boy ]
Lo, the cave where
the princess doth dwell.
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[ Sighs ] Let
the light of Mythryleen
guide our path.
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It smells like ass
in here, yo.Yo?
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Who is this Yo
of whom you speak?
I know him not.
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For real, Trev. Let's go back.
Those other freaks are gonna
beat us to the treasure anyway.
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The name's Blackthorne,
and you'd do well
to remember it.
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Your name is Trevor Vertuca,
and thatis your mom's
cell phone.
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Now call her to pick us up,
or I will. This is getting old.
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Right, Ezra?[ Screaming ]
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- [ Trevor ]
A rat? Come on.
- Wait for me! Wait for me!
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[ Rat Squeaking ] [ Trevor ]
Look, I'm sorry about this.
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We don't usually
break character, but--
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I mean, you have to dock points.
I understand. [ Sighs ]
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- [ Groans ] What the--
- [ Squeaking ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Knocking ] [ Brennan ]
Open up!
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All right! All right!
All right, I'm coming.
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It's--
Just keep it down.
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What's taking so long?
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[ Knocking ]
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Hi.What's wrong?
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Nothing.
Come on in.
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How about some coffee?
Arabian bean!
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- You hurt your back again?
- No, no, no.
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Yeah.
It's that obvious, huh?
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Your gait suggests you
re-strained your anterior
longitudinal ligament.
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Yeah, well, I blame the couch.
All right?
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I fell asleep last night
watching the game.
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Look, I figured you fixed
my back last time really well.
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And I just thought that maybe
you could fix it again.
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So use your little magic
knuckles and hit it up,
and we're good to go.
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Booth, if this has
become a recurring problem,
you should see a specialist.
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Right. I get it.
All disclaimers apply.
Here we go. Hit the back.
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Chop-chop.
We got a case.No.
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What do you mean no?
Last time I had this,
you were begging to help me.
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No.
I probably shouldn't have
touched you the last time.
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You need a medical doctor.I'm not asking you
to perform surgery.
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Just do what you did
last time and fix it
with your magic knuckles, and--
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Look, there's no one
I trust more...
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to get my back
and crack it than you.
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Hmm?Wow.
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You want more?No. That was effective.
Turn around.
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Oh!
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Okay. Ready?Uh! Okay.
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This is gonna be good.
Believe me. I really am
not going to forget--
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[ Bones Cracking ]Mmm! Oh! This.
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How is he?Dr. Patel suspects...
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a herniated disk
in Booth's lumbar region.
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We'll know which vertebrae
when the X-rays get here.
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So you didn't actually
paralyze him?
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No. The Vicodin
seems to be working.
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He claims it makes
the furniture
feel friendly.
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But he'll be on bed rest
for the remainder
of the week.
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Are you okay?Of course.
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I wasn't the one
who was injured.
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Admittedly,
I shouldn't have let Booth
talk me into adjusting him.
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- Agent Perotta.
- Dr. Brennan, nice to see you.
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I was honored you requested me
as a substitute for Agent Booth.
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The variables involved in
breaking in a new person
outweigh the benefit...
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of possibly finding
a better investigator.Let's not get gushy about it.
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Agent Perotta and I
inspected the dump site,
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and I cleared the body
to be transported
back to the lab.
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We haven't determined
identity yet.
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Booth usually waits
for me to conduct my own
examination of the scene.
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Do you want
to go back there?No.
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I'll examine the remains
here, thank you.
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Mr. Fisher, welcome back.
What are your
preliminary findings?
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Victim is female,
25 to 29 years old.
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Severe damage to the skull.
The mandible's almost
completely severed.
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Avulsions to
the tissue at the maxillary
and mandibular incisors.
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That's very unusual.
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It's like her face was hit
by a wrecking ball.
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This damage is going to make
facial reconstruction
very difficult.
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Yeah.
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The flesh is all yours,
Dr. Saroyan.
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Does that mean we're officially
investigating a murder?
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She's just upset
because she put Booth
in the hospital.
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Well, I understand that. [ Device Beeps ]
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But I still need someone
to officially say "murder."Murder.
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Thank you.
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So, what do we make
of this clothing?
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Huh. Like a costume out of
The Lord of the Rings--
porno version.
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- Fisher,
you're into this stuff.
- Porn?
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- Fantasy, sci-fi, geek stuff.
- Superficial judgment.
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Both feet display erythema
and heavy blistering...
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but no calluses.
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My guess is she was standing
in those princess pumps
for hours.
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The skin here on the back
of the hand is less desiccated
than the area surrounding it.
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I'm not sure
what that means yet.
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May I?
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Hello.
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[ Angela ]
It's a Spectroline U.V. stamp.
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They're designed
to withstand evaporation.
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No match to any
local bars or clubs,
but I'm still searching.
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- Agent Perotta discovered this?
- Yes.
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You should be nicer to her.
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Well, I like working with Booth.
I'm nice to him.
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Okay, I admit.
I'm a geek.
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- You're Greek?
- No. A geek, sweetie.
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I love it all.Star Trek,
Star Wars, Buffy, Xena,Akira.
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I even watch Fringe.
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My girlfriend Jill
dumped me because of it,
which is very depressing.
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- Fisher, what doesn't
depress you?
- Answers. I know that insignia.
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I bet the victim was
a booth babe at ImagiCon.
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I don't know
what that means.ImagiCon?
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It's a convention for fans
of genre movies, comic books,
video games, anime.
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Yeah, and it's
at Union Center till
the end of the week.
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[ Fisher ]
Click on "Gallery" for
Booth Babe Roundup. Yeah.
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When Dr. Saroyan talked
about the victim standing
on her feet for hours,
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it sort of started
to click for me.
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[ Brennan ]
Stop.
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- That's definitely our dress.
- And judging from...
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her zygomatic arches
and facial contours,
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there's a good chance that
that's our victim wearing it.
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- Someone should inform
Agent Perotta.
- That'd be you, sweetie.
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[ Sighs ]
Of course.
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I will inform Agent Perotta.
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- [ Crowd Chattering ]
- [ Perotta ] Well, these people
don't look like killers.
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[ Growling ]
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I... disagree.
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[ Brennan ]
Fascinating. A summit
between the disenfranchised...
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and the commercial
franchises.
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I'm at a loss for
an anthropological
analogue.
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[ Perotta Sighs ]
So you really did a number
on Booth's lower back, huh?
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Well, he had a mechanical
problem which didn't show up
on his X-rays.
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My adjustment aggravated it.So it was an accident?
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Yes. Why?
Did Booth tell you
something different?
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No. No, no. In fact,
"aggravated" was exactly
the word he used.
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Oh! There's
the Grimoire 3.0 booth.
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I'm Special Agent Perotta,
F.B.I. This is Dr. Brennan
from the Jeffersonian.
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We need you to answer
a couple of questions.
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Yeah, that's Kendra Kim.
You can call me Shiny.
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Why?It's my name.
Shiny Kopinsky.
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Shiny, you didn't find it
strange at all that Kendra
didn't show up for work?
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I just figured
the Grimoire people fired her...
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for her attitude.What are Grimoire people?
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Grimoire 3.0 is the online
Encyclopedia Fantastica
for the mouth-breather crowd.
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Your job is
to sexualize software?
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You mentioned Kendra
had an attitude?
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Kendra thought
she wasa princess.
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She kept bragging
about the fact that this
was her last trade show...
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and she was sitting
on some gold mine
and was gonna cash in big.
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What was the gold mine?She wouldn't say.
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But one day, I followed her
on a lunch break.
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I figured I'd catch her
talking to some game developer.
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I mean, those guys are loaded,
and some of them
even smell normal.
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But the only person I saw
her talking to was some loser
at the blacksmith booth.
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[ Perotta ]
Are you Kroon the blacksmith?
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Kroon I am.
And who be ye,
fair maiden?
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I be a special agent
in search of justice and truth.
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Yea, thou art.
How can I assist thee?
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By knocking off the medieval
stuff and answering some
questions.
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That would make me feel
more comfortable.
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I assume "Kroon the blacksmith"
is not on your driver's license.The name's Peter Kroon.
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I don't know what you've heard,
but these weapons are all legal
and accounted for.
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- Do you know this young woman?
- I know her first name.
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- Kimba.
- Kendra.
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Whatever. She's the girl
with Excalibur.
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- You mean the sword
from the King Arthur mythos?
- Yes.
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Though in this case,
it's a prop sword from
the film Le Morte d'Arthur.
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Is she in trouble?
No.She's dead.
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- Do you sell nunchaku?
- No.
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No.Why do you ask
if she's in trouble?
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Uh, she stopped by
and asked me how much
I'd give her for it-- Excalibur.
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I take a look and go,
"Whoa. That ain't
no ordinary cutlery."
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I have to wonder if it's hot--
you know, stolen.
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- Did it have significant value?
- It was worth thousands--
tens of thousands.
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You weren't tempted to kill her,
take it for yourself?
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Look. I could've told her
it was worth 200 bucks,
ripped her off.
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But I didn't.
I sent her to Carl Derf
to list it at the auction.
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Why was this piece of cutlery
worth so much?
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It was the actual prop wielded
by Guy Thivisol in the first
fantasy film ever made.
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The Excalibur
from this film is...
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the holy grail
of fantasy
memorabilia.
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Here it is.
[ Sighs ]
Beautiful.
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Mmm. And you have no idea
where Kendra Kim got it?
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She said she got it
from her family. Huh!You don't believe her?
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That sword hasn't been seen
in 20 years.
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What I thought was that she got
it from someone else here.
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- Stole it?
- Stole it, maybe.
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The girl was hot.
[ Chuckles ]
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That goes a long way
in a place like this.
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Trauma is limited to the skull.
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Once I clean the skeleton
and get a better look
at the mandibular damage,
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I'll know more--
or get fired for incompetence.
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Well, I am finished
with the soft tissue,
so you can remove the flesh now.
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According
to our old friends
diptera and coleoptera,
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I place actual
time of death
about 72 hours ago.
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Also, I discovered soil under
her nails along with traces
of Virginia nailworts,
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neither native
to the dump site. [ Fisher Scoffing ]
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What's with the long face there,
sunshine?
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Mr. Fisher just broke up
with his girlfriend,
and he's feeling a little down.
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What about me? My girlfriend
and I broke up. I gotta see her
at work every day.
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Well, obviously it hasn't
blackened your soul
like it has mine.
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- There was some light charring.
- I'm dead inside.
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Okay, you win. Happy?
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Not that I can ever remember.
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- So what did your doctor say?
- Something about
a possible herniation...
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occurred on my disks L3, L4.
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Nothing, you know,
a little rest, stretching--
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Hey, maybe a good massage'll
just kick it right out.
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00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:59,544
Well, intervertebral
disk degeneration
shouldn't be taken lightly.
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Are you wearing your
lumbosacral support belt?Yeah.
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The girdle, you mean.
Yeah, it's nice and tight.
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[ Line Chimes ]Oh, hold on.
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[ Beeps ]It's Booth.
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Hey, it's Perotta.
How you doing? Uh,
you need anything?
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No. I am just dandy.
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Well, if you do, um--
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- Hey, we found
the victim's father.
- We did?
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Who's that?It's Booth.
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No, no, no.
Before it was you.
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- Booth, you pressed
"Conference."
- Dr. Brennan?
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- It's me, Booth.
- Booth is on painkillers.
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Is the victim's father
coming in?[ Booth ] I want to be there!
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- No, you can't! He can't.
- Uh, why?
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Yes, I can. What are you
still doing on this call?
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No. Agent Perotta,
his back is very bad.
He can't be there.
219
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- You can't let him in.
- Oh! I say "can."
220
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:49,681
- I am the ranking officer.
- But you are incapacitated
by painkillers.
221
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,162
Bones, enough! Okay?
I'm not "incapacipatated."
222
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,035
Whatever you said there,
all right? I just--
Don't listen to her, Perotta.
223
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,950
Don't.[ Sighs ]
224
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,824
Did your daughter live
at home with you Mr. Kim?
225
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:05,915
No. Kendra lived
in a condo in Logan Circle.
226
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,700
[ Whispering ]
Look, ask him when was the
last time he saw his daughter.
227
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,139
- What was that?
- This is Agent, uh, Booth.
228
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:17,187
- Hello.
- He's unable to be
with us in person.
229
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:21,409
Kendra and I didn't see each
other much, despite the fact
that I put a roof over her head.
230
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,628
According to
the modeling agency
that booked your daughter,
231
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,848
all of her checks were
sent to your address.
232
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:29,504
The money went to pay
the mortgage on the condo,
which was also in my name.
233
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:33,160
That's kind of a weird
arrangement, now, isn't it?So is this.
234
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,684
Well, considering my situation
and my back, which is--
235
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,599
Continue.
236
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:43,126
Kendra was about
as irresponsible
as a person could be.
237
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:47,827
I told her, after she paid
her debt to me, she could
spend her money how she wanted.
238
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,437
Tough love.
239
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,833
- Did you give her a sword?
- A sword?
240
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,445
- It's a knife,
but it's only huge.
- No.
241
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,577
But did your daughter
mention she might have
something of value?
242
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,884
- No.
- Probably because you'd
take it away from her.
243
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:05,409
Okay, this doesn't work.No, don't shut me off!
244
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,630
[ Sighs ]
245
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,850
I'd like to take a look
at your daughter's condo,
Mr. Kim.
246
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,826
Looks like someone
really wanted that sword.
247
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,448
Precise slashes
to the couch and removal
of ventilation screens...
248
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,886
suggest perp was frustrated
in the search.
249
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:50,019
Digital answering machine
behind the bed.
It's cracked.
250
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,543
See if Computer Forensics
can get anything off of it.
251
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:56,678
Found some running shoes
in the closet. Soles contain
insects, soil and blood.
252
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,593
You want our lab
to analyze that or yours?
253
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,813
Yeah, I'd like to see you try
and get these away from me now.
254
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,425
Figuratively speaking,
of course.
255
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:08,081
Anything else, Dr. Hodgins?In some ways,
you're just like Booth.
256
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:11,388
Mean that as a compliment.I don't think you do.
257
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:17,003
Now check this out.
Mandibular trauma downward.
258
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:21,616
Maxillary trauma upward.
Trauma to the molars
extends bilaterally.
259
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:26,577
The force radiated symmetrically
from the center of her mouth.It's like her face exploded.
260
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,797
Certainly nothing
I've seen before.
261
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,583
- Very good, Mr. Fisher.
- Really?
262
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:39,851
Just seems like the truth is
further away than it was before
and, like, laughing at us.
263
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,160
Process of elimination
is a key step
to discovering the truth.
264
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:47,337
I've seen many
unusual murder weapons.
265
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:51,167
So the fact that
I don't recognize this one
rules out all of the others.
266
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:54,518
Wow.
My kind of silver lining.
267
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,826
It's depressing.
268
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:06,182
The blood I found on the
booth babe's running shoes--
not human.
269
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:09,533
I think our princess
kissed a toad.
270
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,623
Bufo americanus-- American toad.
271
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:16,192
So she stepped on a frog? A toad--
Bufo americanus--
272
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:21,893
which amphibian is down
to one local population
right here near the Potomac,
273
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:26,072
in an area which matches
the soil and flora found
beneath her fingernails.
274
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:29,771
She went for a run,
stepped on a frog
and buried something.
275
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,861
A toad. And yeah--
yeah, that's the picture
forming in my mind too.
276
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,084
We pulled this message off
the victim's answering machine.
277
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,477
[ Woman's Voice ]
I don't know who you think
you're fooling, little princess,
278
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,566
but you're playing with a woman
who gets what she wants.
279
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:47,180
You've got three days.
I want that sword.
280
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,531
[ Clicks Tongue ]
You want me to do a profile from
a voice on an answering machine?
281
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:54,230
- Give it a shot.
You're a smarty-pants.
- Okay, fine.
282
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,711
"You're playing with a woman"
suggests that the caller...
283
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,409
regards the victim
as a child in comparison.
284
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:03,283
Okay. So-- So, what?
An old woman?No, no, experientially--
285
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,415
probably in terms
of sexual experience.
286
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,635
So you're looking for
someone fairly promiscuous.
287
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:11,030
I think that she's
already tried to take
the sword from a man...
288
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,597
and now is truly annoyed that
she has to deal with a girl.
289
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,514
The auctioneer is a man,
290
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:21,127
and he evaluated the sword
before Kendra panicked
and buried it.
291
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,611
I can assure you that this
is a clean and fair auction.
292
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,700
We've been running
this auction for 15 years.
293
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,790
Please answer the question,
Mr. Dorf.Derf.
294
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,315
Yes, I certified
and registered the item.
295
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:38,753
I even gave the consignor
the option to store it in
our secure room. She declined.
296
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,364
Consignor has to give you
detailed contact information,
right?
297
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,541
- Huh! If they want to get paid.
- And sometimes you
give that information...
298
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:48,154
to certain parties interested
in illegal prebidding?
299
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,070
What? No. No, look.
I told you before--
300
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,855
Your pupils are constricted,
suggesting an increase
in adrenaline.
301
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,726
What?And the change
in voice pitch...
302
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,989
indicates increased
pressure in the neck
via the laryngeal prominence.
303
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,471
What-What are you saying?You're lying to us.
304
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,822
Kinesthesia is a clear
indicator of dissembling,
Mr. Dorf.
305
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,564
Derf. But--
Look, just-- Look--
306
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,828
Do you recognize this voice?I don't know who you think
you're fooling, little princess,
307
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,961
but you're playing with a woman
who gets what she wants.
308
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:17,661
You've got three days.
I want that sword.
309
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,882
Did that woman contact you
about the sword?Yes, she did.
310
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:24,625
Her name is Valerie Daniels.
She's a medieval-weapons
collector.
311
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:28,324
And you provided her
with Kendra Kim's address
and phone number.
312
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:31,327
E-Every auction
does private prebids.
And no one ever gets--
313
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,068
- Hurt?
- What--
314
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,114
Wait a minute.
What about the Excalibur?
315
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,942
Did you find it?
Is it still going up
for auction?
316
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,076
Booth is right.
You're like
a portable polygraph.
317
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,471
He didn't mean that
in a good way, though, did he?[ Inhales Sharply ]
318
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:48,431
[ Sweets ]
Hmm.
319
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:52,696
This is quite a collection
of medieval and fantasy weapons,
Miss Daniels.
320
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:56,657
My parents call it
a waste of my trust fund,
which is praise enough for me.
321
00:18:56,744 --> 00:19:00,704
Seems an unlikely hobby
for a young woman.I like sharp edges.
322
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,882
I like...
sharp against soft.
323
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:08,495
What do you like,
Dr. Sweets?What?
324
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,845
- Can you account for your
whereabouts Wednesday night?
- Yeah.
325
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:14,065
I was somewhere not killing
Kendra Kim. That's what
you wanted to know, right?
326
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,765
That's not what I asked.I was at the Immortal Comics
after party.
327
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,855
You can ask Dean Noveck,
the publisher.
328
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:24,728
We slept together. The sex
was vanilla. At least I got
an alibi out of it, right?
329
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,470
You feel a need to be
in control, don't you,
Miss Daniels?
330
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:31,909
- I'd like to control you
if you're up for it.
- Oh, I assure you, I'm not.
331
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:35,783
And your attempt
to regain self-esteem
through sexual intimidation...
332
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,526
will not repair
the dysfunctional relationship
you had with your father.
333
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:43,007
Abandonment? Abuse?
Indifference?
334
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,923
You are far more ripped
under those schoolboy duds...
335
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:49,405
than one would think,
aren't you, Dr. Sweets?
336
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,887
Yes. But right now,
I'm more interested to hear...
337
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:56,412
why you trashed Kendra's condo
after you didn't kill her.
338
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,067
- Her condo was trashed?
- Mmm. They were looking
for Excalibur.
339
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:02,244
That's what you wanted, right?
340
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:06,596
I travel the world tracking down
rare and beautiful weapons.
341
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:10,557
I do research.
I develop contacts.
I put in serious work.
342
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:14,735
Along comes this booth babe
with a famous sword thought
to be lost for decades?
343
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,998
She didn't deserve it.
344
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,783
- But you deserved it.
- I asked her,
where did she get it.
345
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:24,919
She said somebody dressed as a
black knight just gave it to her
on the first day of ImagiCon.
346
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:27,661
Just walked up
and presented it to her
as a gift.
347
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:31,534
She expected me
to believe that?
348
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,580
I didn't kill the girl.
349
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,060
I just wanted the sword.
350
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,109
[ Frequency Chirping ]
351
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:44,504
Oh, man.
Feels good.Yeah.
352
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:48,334
- Thanks for comin' along.
- Yeah. Any chance
to get some fresh air.
353
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:52,251
Lone guy with a metal detector
in the bushes?
Looks kind of creepy.
354
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,514
It is.
And I know you.
355
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,820
- [ Trilling ]
- Oh, boy! Frog!
356
00:20:56,907 --> 00:21:00,563
Toad, not frog.
Bufo americanus.
357
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,958
And Virginia nailwort.
358
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,395
We're close to where
she buried the sword.Hold on a second.
359
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:10,007
[ Rapid Beeping ]I got frequency response.
360
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,148
Whoa, ho, ho.
361
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:23,717
Excalibur.
362
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,981
I am the once
and future king!
363
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,200
Way to not be creepy.
364
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,072
Wow.
365
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,560
- [ Mock Scream ]
- [ Slow Groan ]
366
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:46,217
-That is not a toy, Dr. Hodgins.
-It kind of is.
It's a movie prop.
367
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,698
Stainless steel blade.
That was new technology
for the time.
368
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,657
Edge is dull, of course.May I see?
369
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:59,143
It's badly balanced.
The blade is warped. [ Device Beeps ]
370
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:04,018
All of the prints on the sword
belong to Kendra Kim.
Could this be the murder weapon?
371
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,934
She wasn't stabbed or slashed.
The damage to her jaw is unique.
372
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,849
It wasn't from being
struck with a sword. [ Device Beeps ]
373
00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:11,852
Is that the sword?
Can I?
374
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,989
[ British Accent ]
An elegant weapon
for a more civilized age.
375
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:22,036
Actually, the age in which
swords were the primary
infantry weapon...
376
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:23,690
were some of the most
barbaric in history.
377
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,823
It's a line
from Star Wars.Obi-Wan Kenobi.
378
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:30,087
- What language
is that supposed to be?
- Why is he all excited?
379
00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:33,526
Finding this sword has given us
a unique advantage in this case.
380
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,093
We now have what the killer
wants the most.
381
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,357
It only makes sense
that the killer's gonna
come after it again.
382
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:41,360
Dr. Sweets
wants to lay a trap.
383
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:44,275
You said that the auctioneer's
no longer a suspect, correct?
384
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,061
- So we lean on him
to fake the auction?
- We can't auction off evidence.
385
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:49,280
[ Groans ]
I never thought of that.
386
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,936
We could insert
an undercover asset who outbids
everyone for the item,
387
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:55,635
no matter how high
the price goes.
388
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:58,159
The auction's tomorrow.
I don't have time to set up
that kind of operation.
389
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:01,510
I'll do it. You and Dr. Brennan
have already been seen...
390
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,860
walking around ImagiCon
asking questions, right?
391
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:06,341
Whereas I am
an unknown quantity.
392
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:11,477
An enigma. Who is this man
bidding so aggressively
for Excalibur?
393
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:16,351
I'm confident that if our
killer is there, this will
provoke him to reveal himself.
394
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:20,311
I play the mystery bidder.
You observe
the unsuspecting suspects...
395
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,271
- via video feed
in a separate room.
- Who's gonna run the camera?
396
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:25,621
[ Sighs ]
397
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:29,973
We need someone who blends in--
someone who looks like
they belong there.
398
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,585
[ Fisher ]
♪ I drug your ghost
across the country ♪
399
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,979
♪♪ [ Rock On Earbuds ]♪ We plotted out my death
in every city ♪
400
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:39,635
♪ Memories would whisper
Here is where you rest, ah ♪♪
401
00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:41,768
♪♪ [ Continues On Earbuds ]
402
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,639
What's wrong now?
403
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:53,301
[ Derf ] Sold to the Rancor
princess. Congratulations,
ma'am. You can pick that up--
404
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:56,609
Is there a special reason
why you wanted me here,
Agent Perotta?
405
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:59,699
I-- I thought you wanted to be
involved in the investigation.
406
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:03,267
- Uh, um, okay. [ On Earphones ]
Pan around, Fisher.
- [ Derf Continues, Indistinct ]
407
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:06,880
[ Perotta ]
Good. There is Peter Kroon.
408
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,535
[ Derf ]
Bidding starts at $5,000.
409
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:14,148
[ Perotta ] And there is
Valerie Daniels. Let's hope
she doesn't recognize Sweets.
410
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:18,805
Oh, there's the black knight.
Valerie Daniels said a black
knight gave Kendra the sword.
411
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,242
[ Perotta ]
All right.
Stay on this one, Fisher.
412
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:25,638
Okay, Lot 922.
We have here
the Geiger counter--
413
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:30,120
the actual Geiger counter--
used by Ron Berger
in The Day of the Atom.
414
00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:33,907
Who can forget
that sound right before
the giant cockroach attack?
415
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,866
Click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click,
click, click, click!
416
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,782
Bidding starts at 10,000.
Do I have 10?[ Growls ]
417
00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:42,089
Ten to the elfin warrior.
418
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,526
Fifteen to the Snaarflap
in the front row.
419
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:49,096
Do I have 16?
Sixteen-- 20,000.
420
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:52,708
Going once, twice--
Sold to the gentleman Molnar!
421
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:55,711
Uh, sorry, ma'am.
Female Molnar.
422
00:24:55,798 --> 00:25:00,803
Okay. Here we go. Sword is next.
[ On Earphones ]
Uh, Fisher, find Sweets.
423
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:06,374
Sweets, you gotta try to keep
that giant fuzzy thing between
you and Valerie Daniels, okay?
424
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:10,639
-She won't recognize me.
-Where did he get that disguise
on such short notice?
425
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:14,556
- My guess is his closet.
- [ Derf ] Our last item
needs no introduction.
426
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:19,300
- The Excalibur sword from
the film Le Morte d'Arthur.
- [ Crowd Exclaiming ]
427
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,781
[ Woman ]
That's great.
428
00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:25,045
[ Derf ] As you may have heard,
the seller of this item
tragically died this week.
429
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:28,657
According to her family's
wishes, the proceeds for
this lot will go to charity.
430
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,572
Due to the rare nature
of this item,
431
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:35,316
bidding will start
at $50,000.
432
00:25:35,403 --> 00:25:39,973
- [ Crowd Murmuring ]
- This will separate
the men from the boys.
433
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:43,585
Or the women!
50,000 to the lady in black.
434
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:46,370
Do I hear 55? Sixty?
435
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:50,853
Sixty to the gentleman from
the future with the red lips.
Do I hear 70?
436
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:54,161
70,000. Yes.
Do I hear 80?
437
00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:57,338
- 80,000. Do I hear 90?
We have 80 on the table.
- [ Impressed Whistle ]
438
00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,732
- Do I hear--
- [ Man ]
150.
439
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,864
- [ Murmurings ]
- [ Scattered Applause ]
440
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:04,345
Fisher, let me take
a look at this guy.
441
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:08,915
[ Derf ]
$150,000!
Going once, twice--
442
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:14,094
160. 170. Two?
200,000.
443
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,662
Ohh!
444
00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:20,840
- Who is that guy?
- Who is that guy?
445
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:23,059
- This was Johnny Gerard's
first-ever fantasy film.
- Oh, it's exciting!
446
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:26,280
- 300,000.
- Sir?
447
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:31,633
- 400,000.
- [ Sighs ]
448
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,682
- $400,000!
- In 193 A.D., the praetorian
guard took over Rome...
449
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:39,859
and auctioned off
the entire empire
to the highest bidder.
450
00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:42,862
- I don't know why I'm nervous,
but I am.
- Uh, Sweets, it's fake money!
451
00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,733
[ On Earphones ]
Okay? Just do it! Going once-- twice--
452
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,648
Do it!500!
453
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:52,132
$500,000 for
the Excalibur sword.
A half a million dollars.
454
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:55,135
Sir?
455
00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:57,528
- Ma'am?
- [ Chuckles ]
456
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,924
500,000 going once--
457
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:06,233
twice--
458
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,453
Sold to the skinny gentleman
dressed as a--
459
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,760
Congratulations, sir.
460
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:15,198
- And thank you, everyone.
- [ Man ]
Good job!
461
00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:18,027
Join us at the medieval-weapons
demonstration
in the exhibit hall.
462
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:21,683
And you guys don't want to miss
the Blackthorne guest panel.How you doing?
463
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,729
That's tomorrow.Just making a documentary.
464
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:29,386
Well, I am gonna
go talk to James Bond.
465
00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:35,741
Nice suit.
Got a minute?
466
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,791
Badgley Mormont?
Is that your real name?
467
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:46,795
Of course it's my real name.
It's a family name. Could I
possibly get my passport back?
468
00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:49,711
You in a big hurry
to get somewhere?I need to make a flight, yes.
469
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,757
What's your business
with the sword?
470
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:55,064
I represent a group
of collectors known
as the Arthurium Consortium.
471
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:59,416
We house the world's largest
collection of materials
relating to Camelot.
472
00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:03,464
- They wanted the sword.
- Wow. That was
actually pretty wild.
473
00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:06,075
But I'm pretty sure no one
realized the auction was bogus.
474
00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:07,729
- The auction was fixed?
- Uh-oh.
475
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:10,471
I'm going to sue you,
and I'm going to sue you.
476
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:21,917
[ Chuckles ]
Whoo! You know, intellectually,
I knew the auction was fixed.
477
00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:24,267
But, man,
my heart was pumping!
478
00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:27,793
Well, technically, your
adrenal glands were secreting.
479
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,882
Okay. Remember last session
when we talked about
the correcting...
480
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,101
and how it could be read
the wrong way?
481
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:34,451
Right.
482
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:39,239
So, how did it feel
when you won the sword?
483
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,415
Awesome!
Thank you for asking.
484
00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,244
Though I gotta say,
I'll be glad to be
back behind my desk.
485
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,681
I had enough excitement
to last me--
486
00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:07,180
[ Brennan Groans ]
487
00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,447
Hey! Stop!
488
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,802
- [ Brennan Grunting ]
- [ Black Knight Groans ]
489
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:38,211
[ Groans ]
490
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:41,997
- [ Sweets Coughing ]
- Sweets, are you hurt?
491
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,957
I-- I don't know.
I don't know.
492
00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:49,439
- Mad props.
- Thanks.
493
00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:51,267
[ Tires Squeal,
Car Departs ]You okay?
494
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,487
[ Horn Blaring ]
495
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,974
Okay. You know what?
I'm comin' in. All right?
496
00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:04,498
- You could've been killed.
- No. You shouldn't move,
Booth.
497
00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:08,067
With a herniated disk,
the splintered cartilage
can irritate the nerves, and--
498
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:10,896
- I'm fine.
- So the-- the pain is gone?
499
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:15,596
[ Groans Quietly ]
Don't feel a thing.
I might not be moving as fast.
500
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:19,948
But, hey,
still haven't lost my edge.
501
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:23,169
- [ On Speakerphone ] So, why
wasn't Perotta with you?
- I was with Sweets.
502
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:28,043
That's like being protected
by a Smurf-- not the sheriff,
the guy who was in charge.
503
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:31,351
I don't even know his name.
But he was blue
and a small guy--
504
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:34,049
- Booth, have you
taken more Vicodin?
- Huh?
505
00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:36,225
Look, Booth. I'm fine.
Sweets is fine--
506
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,532
a little shaken up,
but really, we're both fine.
507
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:40,490
Please, don't come in.If you think so.
508
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:45,844
- [ Straining ] But I'm ready.
- That's amazing
in your condition.
509
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,150
Yeah. Well, you know me.
510
00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:52,067
I really think you should
just take your Vicodin and rest.
511
00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:53,764
You're right. Okay.
512
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,984
I wanna talk
to Perotta.All right.
513
00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:58,030
He wants to talk to you.
514
00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:03,383
How are you,
Agent Booth?
515
00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:07,213
The only reason that I am
not coming in right now is
because Bones told me not to.
516
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,780
But she is your responsibility.
Nothing can happen to her, okay?
517
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:14,133
If anything happens...
to her--
518
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:17,527
You know,
that silky black hair and--
519
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,790
Oh, that soft skin.
520
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:24,447
I will not let her
out of my sight.
You have my word.
521
00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:27,624
Now, uh, we should really
get back to the case,
Agent Booth.
522
00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:30,497
Am I stopping you?
523
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:34,805
Let me in!
[ Giggling ]
524
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,765
[ Horn Honks ][ Chuckles ]
525
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:42,117
All right. I'm gonna go
round up as many black knights
as I can at ImagiCon.
526
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:45,642
In the meantime, please don't
go out in the field without me.I don't need a sitter.
527
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:49,342
Booth gets needlessly
protective sometimes.
I have no idea why.
528
00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:52,127
You really don't,
do you?No.
529
00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:54,956
Just call me, please.
530
00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:01,702
[ Hodgins ]
Matched paint chips that
we lifted from Sweets's car.
531
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:04,923
Copolymer comprised of
ethylenically unsaturated
monomers...
532
00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:07,882
containing hydroxyl groups
and other vinyl monomers.
533
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:11,930
You know, they could've
been killed, Hodgins. Sweets
is way too young for this.
534
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:14,802
He still has to show
his I.D. to drink.But they weren't.
535
00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:18,937
And Brennan--
She shouldn't be putting
herself in danger like this.
536
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:22,549
Angela, she cares too much
to keep it all in the lab, and
you're never gonna change her.
537
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:26,161
Why can't she just
get her rocks off through sex
like a normal person, right?
538
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:30,513
I agree.
And in the spirit
of friendship, if,
539
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,255
you know, you ever--
540
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:36,302
[ Computer Beeps ]Saved by the beep, huh?
541
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:38,478
[ Typing ]
542
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:41,350
The paint is from
an early '90s Ford Explorer.
543
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:45,006
Now all Perotta has to do
is find an evil black knight
that owns one.
544
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,883
There's blood on the blade,
so you landed some hits
on the errant knight.
545
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,973
He's injured.Can you pull D.N.A.?
546
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,800
Sure, but we have nothing
to compare it to.
547
00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:59,151
There's some fresh nicks
on the blade.
548
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,370
Only metal would damage
the blade like this.
549
00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:04,591
Was he wearing armor?No. His movement wasn't
constricted at all.
550
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,986
- He jangled.
- Sweets, how are you feeling?
551
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:11,511
Appreciative of the air bag.
Um, doctor says I'm fine.
552
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:13,730
Thanks.Jangled?
553
00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,994
Yeah.A lot of change
in his pocket?
554
00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:17,996
I wasn't particularly observant,
because during the attack...
555
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:21,173
I secreted copious quantities
of adrenaline.
556
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,263
An attack is
an acceptable excuse,
Dr. Brennan.
557
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:27,614
I'll have Hodgins examine the
sword and see what he can find.Okay.
558
00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:32,097
Uh, hey. I have to thank you,
Dr. Brennan, for saving my life.
559
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:36,188
I owe you a great deal.I'm sure you would've done
the same for me, Dr. Sweets,
560
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:39,713
if I had been
trapped in the car.Yeah.
561
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,238
Though I have to say,
you were quite impressive
with that sword.
562
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:47,112
Your moves-- very...
Xena-ish.Xena-ish?
563
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:50,332
Xena.
She's a tall warrior princess...
564
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:53,422
who's really... a fantasy.
565
00:33:53,509 --> 00:33:55,685
Okay, thank you, I think.
566
00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:59,733
Oh, uh, hey, since we shared
this brush with death,
Dr. Brennan,
567
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:03,084
I was wondering if I could also
call you Bones in future moments
of shared camaraderie?
568
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,260
Don't call me Bones.
569
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:09,047
You sure about that,
Bones?Please, don't.
570
00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:12,224
[ Perotta ] None of them
drives a Ford Explorer,
and they all have alibis--
571
00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,661
four that can be
corroborated by their moms.
572
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:17,142
Any way for you
to get blood samples? [ On Speakerphone ] No.
573
00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:20,841
I mean, dressing like a medieval
knight isn't exactly enough to
get a warrant to collect D.N.A.
574
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:24,105
Maybe you could get the names
of a few more black knights
from these black knights.
575
00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:26,934
Hmm. Okay.
576
00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:30,938
But I gotta tell ya. Being
addressed as "milady" for two
hours makes one a little cranky.
577
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,334
Milady.Milady.
578
00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:42,036
[ Saroyan ]
Mr. Fisher?This is the murder weapon.
579
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:44,821
Not the literal murder weapon.
I'm not that good.
580
00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:47,476
But it certainly falls
within the genre or type.
581
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:51,045
What is it?The pear of anguish,
a medieval torture device.
582
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:54,744
Valerie had it.Valerie--
583
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:57,878
Valerie Daniels.One of the suspects in the case
Valerie Daniels?
584
00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,662
Uh-huh.How did you get it?
585
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:03,188
- Oh, do we really
have to get into that?
- Now we do, yeah.
586
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,886
Our eyes met
at the auction.
587
00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:09,542
We shared a bleak
and profound hopelessness.
588
00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:12,545
- [ Smacks Lips ] You spent
the night with a suspect?
- Yes.
589
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:16,418
Valerie enjoys
quite a collection
of torture devices...
590
00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:20,640
and other archaic implements
used for pleasure
rather than pain.
591
00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:24,600
Uh, may I?Sure.
[ Clears Throat ]
592
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:29,779
This particular pear of anguish
is to be inserted in either
the vagina or the anus.
593
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:32,260
There are larger ones
for the mouth.
594
00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:36,395
As it is opened, it expands
the hard palate and mandible
in equal proportions--
595
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:39,311
which would give
exactly these injuries--
596
00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:41,530
crushing the maxilla
and zygomatic,
597
00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:45,926
thrusting the bones
into the brain,
killing the victim.
598
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,755
That is one
horrible way to die.
599
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:53,194
I wish the depravity and cruelty
of human behavior surprised me.
600
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:56,806
Does that extend to disciplinary
action? 'Cause you are in big
trouble, my melancholy friend.
601
00:35:56,893 --> 00:36:00,941
Of course I am.
Who could expect
a night of love to last?
602
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:18,480
- I've done every test
I can think of on the sword.
- Can I say something?
603
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,657
The only thing I'm willing
to hear from you right now,
Mr. Fisher,
604
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:23,964
is "I hereby tender
my resignation."
605
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,662
Practically speaking,
this sword is not worth
enough to kill for.
606
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:30,971
If anything is worth
killing for, then everything
is worth killing for.
607
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:34,192
- It's worth so much because
it appeared in the movie.
- That's conveyed value.
608
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:37,891
Intrinsically, it can't
be worth more than
a few hundred dollars.
609
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:42,112
You mean if it really was
a sword from 100 A.D., you'd
understand killing for it?
610
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,942
Yes, I would.
I'd very much like
to examine a sword like that.
611
00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:48,467
- What about the marks
on this sword?
- Metal. You struck metal.
612
00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:51,905
- You said he was a knight.
- Chain mail.
[ Clears Throat ]
613
00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:53,820
I'm thinking chain mail.
614
00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,605
Huh.
615
00:36:56,692 --> 00:37:00,043
- What?
- The knight who attacked me
was authentic in his moves.
616
00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:03,351
He used two attack maneuvers--
the serpent and the arrowhead.
617
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:05,571
Could've learned them
from movies.
618
00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:09,052
Movies never show combatants
holding the sword correctly,
619
00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:12,055
which is one hand on the handle
and the other on the blade.
620
00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:15,145
Our assailant's form
was historically accurate.
621
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:19,846
So, uh, you believe
you were attacked by
an actual Arthurian knight?
622
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:23,632
No. Time travel
is scientifically impossible.
623
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:29,203
But I was attacked by someone
well trained in archaic martial
arts wearing chain mail.
624
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,858
Hodgins, we're gonna need to use
your metal detector again.Sure.
625
00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:35,209
I think that she means
that you should go with her.
626
00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:38,125
Oh, yeah. Right.
Hey, field trip.
627
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:46,655
[ Chirping, Beeping ]
628
00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:48,614
What's that?
629
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:52,531
Part of Sweets's car.
630
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:55,055
Think he wants it back?I'll ask him.
631
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:58,319
So, what am I
looking for exactly?
632
00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:00,843
Maybe the black knight
dropped his metal wallet?
633
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:05,413
Uh, no. Historically,
that would be a leather sack
held together with flax thread.
634
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,589
It wouldn't register
on your metal detector.
635
00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:10,636
I hit him hard. Perhaps
hard enough to dislodge...
636
00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:15,423
some of his chain mail.
637
00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:23,997
What we're looking at is flat,
riveted chain mail.Is it real?
638
00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:28,523
If by real you mean,
does it come from
medieval times? No. No.
639
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:31,091
But it's a very,
very good replica.
640
00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:35,791
Made of wrought iron,
it's alternating rows of
solid rings and riveted rings.
641
00:38:35,878 --> 00:38:39,186
It's historically accurate,
but the smelting methods for
the wrought iron are modern.
642
00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:41,275
- Can you trace
the manufacturer?
- I had Fisher do it.
643
00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:48,674
Hodgins, are you trying to help
someone? Because that's not
in your character.
644
00:38:48,761 --> 00:38:51,459
Way I see it, Fisher's like
a deep-cover agent.
645
00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:54,027
He infiltrated the enemy
to uncover secrets.
646
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:58,771
In order to do so, he had to
suffer a night of passion with
a beautiful but dangerous enemy.
647
00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:02,470
- You have no idea
how dangerous.
- He's sort of my hero.
648
00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:07,780
- All right. What have you got?
- Uh, I didn't have to go far.
649
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:12,045
There are only three
manufacturers working at
this level with these materials.
650
00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:17,355
Can I please keep my job
if I promise never ever
to have sex again with anyone?
651
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:20,140
Which, by the way,
suits me temperamentally.
652
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:22,621
I happen to be
very self-sufficient.
653
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,927
I won't require that,
Mr. Fisher,
654
00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:27,539
but I do require discretion.
655
00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:30,193
Nothing will pass
these lips again, Dr. Saroyan,
656
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,588
even if a scary,
hot woman in black leather...
657
00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:36,374
uses the pear of anguish
on me--
658
00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,201
which I'm actually afraid
she will.
659
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,648
Kroon the blacksmith.
660
00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,825
[ Brennan ]
You started out as
a serious historian at Yale.
661
00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:57,569
You studied medieval warfare
and Chaucerian literature
at Oxford.
662
00:39:57,656 --> 00:40:00,789
- You're a published poet.
- You're wondering how a man
with all my potential...
663
00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:02,748
ended up selling artifacts
to fantasy geeks?
664
00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:04,967
No. I don't care.
665
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:08,449
Your car shows you are
the person who drove Dr. Brennan
and Dr. Sweets off the road.
666
00:40:08,536 --> 00:40:11,365
Your wound matches the one
Dr. Brennan delivered
to her assailant.
667
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,629
It was your blood on the sword,
and we found fragments
of your chain mail.
668
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,849
- [ Brennan ]
We know you did it.
- We just don't know why.
669
00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:19,329
But we really
don't care why.Well, I kind of do.
670
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,680
I don't. The whole motive thing is
pretty central to a conviction.
671
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:24,334
I know why he did it.
672
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:28,338
Read this to him.
"What is a man
without his love?"
673
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,472
What is a man
without his love?
674
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:35,345
If love turn
its back on thee,
675
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,044
it is as a hearth
with no fire.
676
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:41,177
'Tis best to slay
the false heart,
677
00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:44,267
to waken from the dream
that is life...
678
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:47,227
than live dark-hearted
in a dark world.
679
00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:50,622
What's that?
680
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:53,668
It's mine.
I wrote that.
681
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:56,454
- It's a confession.
- It's a confession.
682
00:40:58,238 --> 00:41:00,545
I loved her.
683
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:03,286
It's stupid, but...
684
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:05,506
love is stupid, you know?
685
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:09,641
You gave her the sword,
your most valuable possession,
686
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,860
and she tried
to sell it for rent?
687
00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:14,646
You killed her because she
wanted to sell a movie prop?
688
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,865
You don't understand.
689
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,087
No one understands
true love anymore!
690
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,569
[ Sighs ]
691
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,883
[ Groans ]
So he killed her
because he loved her so much?
692
00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:38,452
The whole age of chivalry
was irrational.
693
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:42,282
You know, knights, maidens.
Thank goodness we moved
through the Reformation...
694
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:45,851
and the Enlightenment
into the Age of Reason.
695
00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,940
Do you--
Do you see what I mean?
696
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:50,290
Not at all.
I gotta tell you, man.
697
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:53,685
I think they had a pretty
good idea with the whole
chivalry thing, you know?
698
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:57,384
Open car doors,
kill dragons,
699
00:41:57,471 --> 00:41:59,517
small hearts.
700
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:02,781
- You still on Vicodin?
- Yeah, a little.
701
00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:06,959
Okay. What I'm trying
to show you is that
your doctor is wrong.
702
00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:09,396
- You've been misdiagnosed.
- Give me that! What? Ow!
703
00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:12,268
No, just a slight misalignment.
I'd be happy to fix it for you.
704
00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:14,836
Oh, no. Last time you did that,
I almost ended up
in a wheelchair.
705
00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:18,144
- Don't you trust me?
- Let's not make it about trust.
706
00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:21,756
Well, it's a fact.
A fact is not what I make of it.
It's just a fact.
707
00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:24,933
Are you ready?[ Groans ] Nah, I'm definitely
not ready now, thanks.
708
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,979
[ Knocking ]Oh, G-- It's open!
709
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:29,111
[ Door Opens ]
710
00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:30,983
[ Grunts ]
Oh! [ Bones Cracking ]
711
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,289
Oh. Uh--
712
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,640
I-I didn't--
I thought you said
the door was open.
713
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:39,078
It is open. I'm done.
I'm just leaving.
714
00:42:39,165 --> 00:42:42,734
Oh, no. No, no.
I just, um, brought
some chili I made.
715
00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:46,085
But, um-- You know what?
I'll just-- I'll just
leave that there,
716
00:42:46,172 --> 00:42:49,088
and you can, um--
717
00:42:49,175 --> 00:42:51,177
Are you all right?
718
00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:54,049
He's fine now.I gotta tell ya.
I'm afraid to move.
719
00:42:54,136 --> 00:42:57,139
He's fine.
Please, you stay.
720
00:42:57,226 --> 00:42:59,838
No, no. I really--
I really can't.
So you-- you stay.
721
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:02,231
I've gotta go.
I can't stay.
722
00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:06,845
Great.
Now-Now nobody's staying? [ Door Opens ]
723
00:43:08,411 --> 00:43:10,326
[ Door Closes ]Hello?
724
00:43:46,188 --> 00:43:47,407
What's that mean?
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