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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(rock instrumental)
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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- Love is in the air,
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and you'll never guess who's
the hottest couple at Bayside
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(kiss)
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Nope, it's not me and Kelly.
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I mean we're hot, but
these two are sizzling.
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Jessie and Slater,
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nah they're a couple of
ice cubes compared to
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(cheering)
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- Oh Samuel, you're such
a funny hunk (laughter)
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- Quit it, I'm not
that funny (laughter)
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- Here they are, Bayside's
own love connection.
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Violet and Screech.
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(cheers and laughter)
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- Look at Screech.
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I haven't seen him this happy
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since Mister Ed was
colorized (laughter)
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- Oh and look at Violet,
she's got stars in her eyes.
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- And rocks in her head.
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My cat won't even
go near Screech
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when he has a fish in
his pocket. (laughter)
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- Lisa leave them alone,
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I think they make a cute couple.
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- I had a swell time at
the movie Saturday Sammy.
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- Oh me too, it was nice
of your father to drive us,
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but when he takes you places,
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does he always
wear that uniform?
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- Oh (laughs) that wasn't daddy,
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that was Edward, our chauffer.
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(audience laughter)
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- Hey guys, we're going
bowling after school,
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you wanna come?
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- Oh thanks Zack, but I
have glee club rehearsal.
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You guys should join!
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- Well gee I'd love
to Violet, really,
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but you see I have a
conflict with detention.
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That pizza delivered to
geometry. (audience laughter)
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- Yeah the glee club's not
really my style Violet.
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I like more active things,
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football, wrestling,
Jessie. (audience laughter)
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- And besides, the
glee club's for geeks.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh, well my parents insist
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I have an
extracurricular activity,
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so the glee club's
perfect for me,
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I can hide in the
group. (audience laughs)
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- I'd love to join the glee club
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and hide with you Violet.
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- Oh (snorts)
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Oh Samuel, maybe our
glee club will win
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the all city sing, we can both
go to the finals in Hawaii!
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- Hawaii?
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Now that's something
to sing about.
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- I can't believe you
talked me into this preppy.
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I've missed two days
of wrestling to sing
four part harmony
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with three geeks.
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- Hey, you're off our
Christmas list jock boy!
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(audience laughs)
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- Okay, my gleeful
glee clubbers, places.
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- [Boy] All right.
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- Now let's be bouncy
with our beat (sneeze)
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(audience laughs)
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Off key Lisa, and
wait 'til I start.
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- Can I move please, I
don't wanna catch her cold.
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- Now let's focus
fellows and females.
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- Hello everyone.
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(glee club greets Mr. Belding)
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Hi Tuttle.
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- What are you doing on my turf?
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- Well the all city
sing is one week away
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and I would like to see what
kind of progress you're making.
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- If I needed to be nagged,
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I'd call your wife.
(audience laughs and cheers)
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- Okay Tuttle, let's
just see what you've got.
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(ding)
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- Okay everyone, the
Civil War Medley.
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Ready?
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One, two, three, four
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♪ When Johnny comes marching
home again hurrah, hurrah ♪
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♪ When Johnny comes marching
home again hurrah, hurrah ♪
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(glee club singing different
songs simultaneously)
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- No, altos then sopranos!
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(glee club singing different
songs simultaneously)
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- Enough!
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Enough!
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- Stop!
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- Marching home again hurrah,
hurrah (audience laughs)
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(applause and cheers)
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- We've come a long
way. (audience laughs)
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- Tuttle.
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The all city sing is right
here at Bayside this year.
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A performance like that could
embarrass the entire school
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not to mention the kids.
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I'm giving you 48
hours to shape up
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or I'll be forced to
withdraw this team
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from this year's competition.
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(anticipatory music)
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- Come on Screech, we've
gotta think of a plan
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to make the glee
club sound better.
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- Well why don't we cut
out the singing part?
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(audience laughs)
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- (phone rings) I
got it, I got it.
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Hello?
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Oh yeah Violet, he's right here.
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- Hello my heart. (cheering)
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Uh huh.
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Okay, hold on.
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Zack, Violet just got tickets
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to a concert at
Cal State tonight,
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she wants to know if we can go.
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- Screech, please, we've
gotta think tonight.
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- Violet, please, we've
gotta think tonight.
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Oh, I mean I'm so
sorry my heart,
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but we can't do it.
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See you tomorrow. (kiss)
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(audience laughs and cheers)
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Zack, maybe we should go.
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We could pick up some pointers
from some real singers.
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- What do you mean, my
heart? (audience laughs)
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Oh you got me saying it.
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- Well it's not
everyday you get to see
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the California glee club.
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- You know, you're right.
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Call her back, tell
her we're going.
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I'm bringing something with us.
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- Bringing your underwear
with us? (audience laughs)
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- No you nitwit, I'm
bringing my tape recorder.
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- Well good thing,
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you don't have enough underwear
for the entire glee club.
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(audience laughs)
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- All right everybody,
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just do what we practiced.
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- Now the progress we've made
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might not be clear
to the amateur ear.
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- Enough excuses Tuttle,
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your time is up, let's
just hear what you've got.
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- Okay everyone, remember,
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posture, pitch and
pray. (audience laughs)
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♪ Oh when the saints ♪
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♪ Go marching in ♪
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♪ Oh when the saints
go marching in ♪
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♪ Go marching in ♪
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♪ Oh lord, I want to
be in that number ♪
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♪ When the saints
go marching in ♪
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♪ Oh lord, I want to
be in that number ♪
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♪ When the saints go ♪
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♪ Marching ♪
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♪ I want to see the
saints march in ♪
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(applause)
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- My goodness, you sound like
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a completely
different glee club.
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Mr. Tuttle, I was wrong.
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I'm sorry.
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- Yes I'd say you made a
total fool of yourself.
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(audience laughs)
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- I said I'm sorry.
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Well it's clear you're
gonna make Bayside proud
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at the all city sing
(glee club cheers)
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bring home a winner.
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- Okay.
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(ding)
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Okay, I've just
witnessed a miracle.
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I'd like to know how
it was accomplished.
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- Well sir,
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it was a miracle of
modern technology.
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The reason we sound like a
completely different glee club
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is because we were a
completely different glee club.
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(audience laughs)
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- Zackary, that's
despicable, deceitful
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and I'm delighted you did
it! (cheers and applause)
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- But what are we gonna
do in the competition?
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- Yeah, we can fool Belding,
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but we're never gonna
fool the judges.
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- Fear not.
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Now that you've
bought me some time,
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I'll have you singing like
you've never sung before.
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- Well that's good Mr. Tuttle,
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because we've never sung before.
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(laughter)
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(upbeat music)
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Now that the glee club's in
the competition (piano plays)
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Mr. Tuttle and I have
come up with a plan.
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Feature the best singers,
hide everyone else.
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(audience laughs)
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(Mr. Tuttle plays piano)
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- Slater, can you
hold the pitch?
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- Well sure, but someone's
gotta throw me the ball.
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(audience laughs)
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- That must be some
sort of jock joke.
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(audience laughs)
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- Settle singers.
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All right, Kelly, let's
hear you sing a scale.
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(Kelly clears throat)
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- Do, re, mi, fa
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so, la, te, do
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- Well you got all
the words right.
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(audience laughs)
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- Jessie, you're up next.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh are we keeping you
from surgery Dr. Spano?
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- Lisa's got a cold, and
I am not going to allow
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her germs to invade my body.
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- Come on Jessie, you've
got a great voice.
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Don't you wanna go to Hawaii?
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- What good will it do
me if I've got pneumonia?
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- All we need is
one good singer.
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- Yeah, and the
rest of us can hum.
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- Violet, you're up.
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(piano plays)
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♪ Do, re, mi ♪
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♪ Fa, so, ♪
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♪ La, ti, ♪
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♪ Do ♪
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- Whoa.
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- Try the next octave.
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- Okay.
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(piano plays)
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♪ Do, re, mi ♪
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♪ Fa, so la ♪
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♪ Ti, do ♪
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(singing beautifully)
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(cheering and applause)
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- Fantastic Violet!
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You're going to be our soloist.
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- Me?
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In front of the
group all by myself?
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No, no, please get someone else.
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- Screech old buddy,
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she's your woman.
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Take her out in the hall
and talk her into it.
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- Come here my heart.
(audience laughs)
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- But Samuel, all those
people will be staring at me.
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My goal in life is to blend in.
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- Don't worry Violet,
you'll be fantastic.
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I'll be right there behind you
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kind of like your
nerd in shining armor.
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00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,710
(audience laughs)
258
00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:25,650
- Promise?
259
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,750
- I promise, my heart.
260
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,280
- All right, I'll do it for you.
261
00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:32,890
- [Audience] Aw.
262
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,520
- You're such a doll.
263
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,160
I know my parents will like
you just as much as I do.
264
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,160
Oh they want you to come
to dinner Saturday night.
265
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,760
- Huh?
266
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,000
(audience laughs)
267
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,800
- Yeah, they're really
eager to meet you.
268
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,200
Oh I gotta run,
269
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,340
Edward's waiting with
the limo, bye! (laughs)
270
00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:52,140
(audience laughs)
271
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,480
- Hey Screech, did
you talk her into it?
272
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,310
- Yeah.
273
00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:57,850
- All right!
274
00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,110
- But I'm in terrible trouble.
- Why?
275
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,520
- Well her parents invited
me over for dinner.
276
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,820
They're rich, I don't know
how I'm supposed to act
277
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:06,050
around them.
278
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:06,720
- Oh don't worry
about it Screech,
279
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,160
we'll help you.
280
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:08,820
- Yeah we'll teach you
everything you need to know
281
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,060
to fit right in.
282
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,530
- Screech, like if
you really wanna
283
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,360
get in good with her mother say,
284
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,760
excuse me, has
anyone ever told you
285
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:19,430
you look very much like, and
then name some big movie star,
286
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,040
moms always fall for that one.
287
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,300
- Is that why you told my mother
288
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,610
she looks like Candice Bergen?
289
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:26,810
(audience laughs)
290
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:30,240
- Oh no, that's true.
(audience laughs)
291
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,710
Hey Screech, so how'd it go?
292
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,920
- Tell me every single detail.
293
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,950
- From the beginning.
294
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,490
(audience laughs)
295
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,860
- I did just what you
guys told me to do.
296
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,690
Mrs. Bickerstaff, has
anyone ever told you
297
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:45,990
that you look like
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
298
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,730
(audience laughs)
299
00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:50,130
(piano plays light melody)
300
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,230
So these are frogs legs?
301
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,500
If I eat them, will I get warts?
302
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,870
(audience laughs)
303
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:58,740
Why do you call
these finger bowls?
304
00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:02,110
(slurping and piano
plays off key)
305
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:05,510
This lemon soup is delicious,
can I have seconds?
306
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:06,710
(audience laughs)
307
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,380
Mrs. Bickerstaff
where are you going?
308
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:11,790
Mrs. Bickerstaff?
(glass breaking)
309
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:16,160
(audience laughs)
310
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,460
Guess I blew it.
311
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,860
- Screech I'm sure it's
not as bad as you think.
312
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:24,500
- Well how are my singers today?
313
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,330
- [Boy] Good.
- [Girl] Good.
314
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,170
- Good.
315
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,140
And here's my star.
316
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,410
Violet, you're our
ticket to Hawaii.
317
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,710
- I'm sorry Mr. Tuttle, but
I'm quitting the glee club.
318
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:39,610
- [Group] What?
319
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,580
(audience groans)
320
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:44,450
- She hates me and doesn't
wanna be around me anymore.
321
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:45,850
- Well Jessie it's up to you,
322
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,390
you've gotta take over,
323
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,360
you're the only one with a
voice as good as Violet's.
324
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,460
- You wanna bet?
325
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,060
I caught Lisa's cold.
326
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,860
(audience laughs)
327
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:58,270
- Sorry! (anxious music)
328
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,800
(sad music and Violet crying)
329
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,140
(knocking)
330
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,480
- Violet is that
you? (Violet snorts)
331
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,150
(audience laughs)
332
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,850
- Who else?
333
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,680
(audience laughs)
334
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,620
- Things are so awful, I don't
know where to start (cries)
335
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,420
- Why don't you start with
why'd you quit the glee club?
336
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,790
- Oh, I'm sorry about that.
337
00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,660
I know I let everyone down,
338
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:31,670
but oh it would just
be too painful (snorts)
339
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,530
- Violet what would
be too painful?
340
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,640
- Oh, being around Samuel.
341
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,970
You see, he made a few mistakes
342
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,340
when he came to my
house for dinner.
343
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,680
- And you hate him
because of that?
344
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,350
- Oh! (snorting and crying)
345
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,150
He thinks I hate him?
346
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,150
Oh no, poor Samuel.
347
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,550
- Well yeah, the poor dork
348
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:57,560
I mean, the poor handsome
dork is miserable.
349
00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,630
- I have to tell him
the truth. (snorts)
350
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:07,330
(anxious music and
audience laughter)
351
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,170
- Zack I'm sorry I drove
Violet out of the glee club
352
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,970
and ruined our
chances for Hawaii.
353
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:14,610
- It's okay Screech.
354
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,640
I'm just sorry you
lost your girlfriend.
355
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,050
- Thanks, me too.
356
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:21,780
Violet!
357
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,160
- Zack, can we be alone.
358
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,690
- Okay Violet.
359
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,660
(audience laughs)
360
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,860
Not with me, she wants
to be alone with you.
361
00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:44,570
- Samuel, after
you left last night
362
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,170
my parents forbid me to
go out with you anymore.
363
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,680
It would just be too painful
364
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,950
seeing you in glee club.
365
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,380
- But Violet, I should
be the one to quit.
366
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,620
I only joined to be with you.
367
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,690
- Oh Samuel, I couldn't
perform in public
368
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:00,720
without you behind me.
369
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,160
- I don't have to be
standing on the bleachers
370
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,860
to be behind you.
371
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,160
I'll always be behind you.
372
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,030
- [Audience] Aw.
373
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,570
(singing)
374
00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:17,740
- Gee, Valley's glee
club's pretty good.
375
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:18,840
- Oh don't worry about it Kelly.
376
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,070
While we're in Hawaii,
377
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,010
they'll still be down
by the old mill stream.
378
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,340
For sure.
379
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,180
(audience laughs)
380
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:27,980
- Samuel!
381
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,590
- I just wanted to let
you know that I'm here
382
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,920
and I wanted to give you this.
383
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,260
- [Audience] Aw.
384
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,460
- Violet, what are you
doing with that boy?
385
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,530
- Mom, dad, what are
you doing back stage?
386
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:47,700
- We wanted to wish you good
luck before you performed.
387
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,470
Young man, please excuse us.
388
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:52,170
- Well sure, I didn't
even hear you burp.
389
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:55,010
(audience laughs)
390
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,080
- Violet, we're
very disappointed
391
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,880
that you chose to disobey us.
392
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,480
- But dad he was just (applause)
393
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,590
- Line up, you're on.
394
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,960
- We'll continue this
conversation at home.
395
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,500
(violet sniffs)
396
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,030
- [Audience] Aw.
397
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,940
- Mr. Tuttle, Violet's not here.
398
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,270
- What, where is she?
399
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,640
- I bet I know, a
bathroom, first stall.
400
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,710
- Great.
401
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,410
What do I do in the mean time?
402
00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:34,050
- You heard her, stall,
stall. (audience laughs)
403
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,080
- Good evening.
404
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,950
We're going to begin our program
405
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:41,120
with a Stephen Foster medley.
406
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,820
For those of you who aren't
familiar with the term
407
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,660
- Time out,
408
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,330
fortunately I always
have a backup plan.
409
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,270
Screech, hook up this
tape to the sound system.
410
00:17:57,270 --> 00:17:59,170
- Okay Zack, but I'm
not sure how it works.
411
00:17:59,180 --> 00:17:59,970
- Just do it.
412
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,150
Time in.
413
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,250
- Uh huh, uh huh,
414
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,750
uh huh.
415
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,020
Now we're going to sing
that rousing jazz classic,
416
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,590
When the Saints Go Marching In.
417
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:23,700
(When the Saints Go
Marching In plays sped up)
418
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,970
♪ Oh when the saints
go marching in ♪
419
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,100
♪ Oh when the saints
go marching in ♪
420
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,300
♪ Oh how I want to
be in that number ♪
421
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,610
♪ When the saints
go marching in ♪
422
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,770
♪ Oh how I want to
be in that number ♪
423
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,240
♪ When the saints
go marching in ♪
424
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,010
- What are you doing?
425
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,420
(When the Saints go Marching
in plays at a slow tempo)
426
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,250
♪ When the saints ♪
427
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,890
♪ Go marching in ♪
428
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,490
- Tuttle, what is going on?
429
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,330
- Screech!
430
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:57,930
(chirping and audience laughs)
431
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:03,200
- Let me explain,
432
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,010
that was our
433
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,740
- That was our impression
of a glee club tuning up.
434
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,980
(applause)
435
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:15,920
And now, for some real singing
with our featured soloist,
436
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,650
Violet Bickerstaff. (applause)
437
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,230
(piano plays)
438
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,660
♪ Bum bum ♪
439
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,100
♪ Bum bum ♪
440
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,400
- Violet, that's your cue.
441
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,170
♪ Bum bum ♪
442
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:45,180
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
443
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:53,090
♪ Wake unto me ♪
444
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,560
♪ Bum ♪
445
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,760
♪ Starlight ♪
446
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:02,760
♪ And dew drops ♪
447
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:09,270
♪ Are waiting for thee ♪
448
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,770
♪ Bum bum ♪
449
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:15,080
♪ Sounds of the rude world ♪
450
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,680
♪ Heard in the day ♪
451
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,180
♪ Bum ♪
452
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,020
♪ Led by the moonlight ♪
453
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:27,150
♪ Have all passed away ♪
454
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,920
♪ Bum bum ♪
455
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:34,930
♪ Starlight and dew drops ♪
456
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:40,000
♪ Are waiting for thee ♪
457
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:46,670
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
458
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:52,180
♪ Awaken to ♪
459
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,250
♪ Me ♪
460
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,550
♪ Bum ♪
461
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:02,120
(applause and cheers)
462
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,390
- Screech, what you did for
Violet was very romantic.
463
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,660
- Yeah Screech,
464
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,160
we would've been lost
if it wasn't for you.
465
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,600
- I'm just sorry things
aren't gonna work out
466
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,530
between you and
467
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,270
- Violet!
468
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,540
And your parents.
469
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,710
- Young man, we saw you
rescue our daughter tonight
470
00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:27,710
and we no longer object to you
and Violet seeing each other.
471
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,220
- Hey, all right. (cheering)
472
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:32,550
- All right Screech!
473
00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:34,920
- Samuel, you're welcome
at our house any time.
474
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,460
- Except for dinner
time. (audience laughs)
475
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:42,130
(upbeat music and applause)
476
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:47,070
(upbeat music)
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