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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,833 --> 00:00:04,792 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:34,208 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 3 00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:37,083 [ CROWD GASPS ] 4 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,958 [ GROANING ] 5 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,458 AAH! LET ME GO! 6 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:45,125 [ PANTING ] 7 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:46,625 [ SOBBING ] 8 00:00:46,708 --> 00:00:49,542 AFTER 20 YEARS ON THE JOB, 9 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:51,708 OFFICER JOHN COOPER HAS BEEN WONDERING 10 00:00:51,792 --> 00:00:54,167 HOW HIS FELLOW OFFICERS WILL REMEMBER HIM, 11 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,833 BUT RIGHT NOW THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT 12 00:00:56,917 --> 00:00:58,708 IS HANGING ON. 13 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:01,875 THE ONE GONZO PULLED ON ANDERSON... 14 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:03,917 [ CHUCKLES ] ...THAT WAS LEGENDARY, MAN. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,417 I'VE HEARD. I'VE HEARD. 16 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,083 MAN, THAT GUY WAS DEAD WOOD ON THE MISSING PERSONS DESK. 17 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:11,833 BUT, MAN, COULD HE PULL OFF A PRANK. 18 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:13,917 WHAT'S UP? 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,792 WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S WHAT? 20 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:16,917 YOUR WIFE... 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,917 ASKED THE SAME QUESTION. [ CHUCKLES ] 22 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,542 MY TOWEL. WHERE'S MY TOWEL? 23 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,375 Ben: I-I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 24 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,458 FISCHER, HAVE YOU? NO. JONES? 25 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:26,667 NOT ME. 26 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,583 REALLY? 27 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:30,125 WE GOT ROLL CALL IN 10 MINUTES. 28 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,458 YOU KNOW WHAT? 29 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:32,667 ACTUALLY, I THINK I SAW IT BY YOUR LOCKER. 30 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,833 YEAH? YEAH. 31 00:01:33,917 --> 00:01:34,875 [ CHUCKLES ] 32 00:01:34,958 --> 00:01:36,125 OH. 33 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:37,333 [ CHUCKLES ] 34 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:40,625 [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:43,000 YOU'RE ASSHOLES, HUH? 36 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:44,292 YOU BETTER START PEELING. 37 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,042 YEAH? [ LAUGHS ] 38 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:47,833 YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, SHERMAN. 39 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:50,000 OH, REALLY? YEAH. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR SIX. 40 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:51,208 OH, YEAH? YEAH. 41 00:01:51,292 --> 00:01:53,167 Hill: NUMBERS ARE IN. GUESS WHAT. 42 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,667 SINCE THE EARLY RELEASE OF NONVIOLENT OFFENDERS 43 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,833 TO COMPLY WITH THE FEDERAL COURT ORDER, 44 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,667 VIOLENT CRIME HAS GONE UP. 45 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:00,833 John: SHOCKING. 46 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,167 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. 47 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:03,625 SO OVER THE LAST THREE MONTHS, 48 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:05,542 WE'VE AVERAGED 13.8 VIOLENT CRIMES, 49 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,667 57.5 PROPERTY CRIMES PER WEEK. 50 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,708 Dewey: SHOULD HAVE SHOT THEM ALL RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE. 51 00:02:10,792 --> 00:02:12,292 Tang: SAME'S BEEN SAID ABOUT YOU. 52 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:13,667 Man: WHOA, WHOA! HEY, HEY. 53 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,375 Hill: HEY, BRASS AIN'T HAPPY, EITHER, OKAY? 54 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:17,292 SO WE GOT TO HUSTLE OUT THERE, GET THE NUMBERS DOWN. 55 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:20,250 GOT AGGRAVATED ASSAULTS JUMPING OFF ON HOLLYWOOD AND CHEROKEE, 56 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,667 AS WELL AS THE 1100th BLOCK OF VINE. 57 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,667 SO, LET'S UP THE VISIBILITY IN THOSE AREAS, ALL RIGHT? 58 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:28,708 NOW, BEFORE EVERYONE ROLLS OUT, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT. 59 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:32,708 I WANT TO RECOGNIZE OFFICER JOHN COOPER. 60 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:33,917 20 YEARS OF SERVICE 61 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,292 IN THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT. 62 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:37,542 [ APPLAUSE ] WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 63 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,083 Dewey: HEY, HEY. 64 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:41,625 THIS LAZY S.O.B. PUNCHED OUT 10 YEARS AGO 65 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,917 AND FORGOT TO TELL THE CITY. 66 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,250 ACTUALLY, IT'LL BE 22 IN APRIL, SARGE, 67 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,417 BUT, UH, WELL, THAT FIGURES, DOESN'T IT? 68 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,000 HEY, SARGE, WHEN'S THE DEPARTMENT GONNA START 69 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,667 PASSING THESE THINGS OUT ON TIME? 70 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,250 Hill: OH, IT'S NOT MY GIG. 71 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,083 YOU CAN TAKE THAT UP WITH THE SERVICE PIN PERSON, OKAY? 72 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:56,375 HEY, I'M GONNA RUN A TAB OVER AT O'MALLEY'S 73 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,083 IN HONOR OF COOPER, ALL RIGHT? 74 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:00,250 HEY, THE FIRST ROUND'S GONNA BE ON DEWEY. 75 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:02,500 THAT'S RIGHT. ALL THE COFFEE YOU CAN DRINK! 76 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,417 ALL RIGHT. ROLL OUT. BE SAFE. LET'S GO. 77 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,833 Tang: HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE NUMBER SEVEN? 78 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:09,750 John: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SEVEN? 79 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:10,958 I LOOKED YOU UP. 80 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:13,333 YOU'RE THE SEVENTH OLDEST GUY ON PATROL. 81 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:15,417 [ CHUCKLES ] I PREFER "MOST EXPERIENCED." [ LAUGHS ] 82 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,083 22 YEARS -- THAT'S A LONG TIME 83 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:20,167 TO BE LUGGING THAT 15-POUND SAM BROWNE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 84 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,250 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN. 85 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:23,417 FUN? 86 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,958 MORE LIKE FUTILE. 87 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:27,125 YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TAKE THE SERGEANT'S TEST. I AM. 88 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,625 MOVE UP IN THE RANKS, GET OFF THE STREETS. 89 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:31,000 REALLY? YEAH. 90 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,875 I WANTED TO BEFORE. I JUST, UH -- I GOT SIDETRACKED. 91 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:36,375 SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA MISS ALL THIS? HELL, NO. 92 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,417 EVERY DAY IS A NEW DAY. 93 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,708 YOU KNOW WHAT? 94 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:40,833 I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I GET SIX STRIPES. 95 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:41,792 SIX? 96 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,250 PLUS ONE DAY. [ SCOFFS ] 97 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:46,125 30 YEARS. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, GRAMPS. 98 00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:47,375 [ CHUCKLES ] 99 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,292 [ SIREN CHIRPS ] 100 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:52,500 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 101 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,625 MORNING, PARTNER. 102 00:03:54,708 --> 00:03:55,958 MORNING. 103 00:03:56,042 --> 00:03:57,333 GOT YOUR USUAL. 104 00:03:57,417 --> 00:04:00,167 MM. NO, I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY. 105 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:03,958 OH, YEAH. THAT FIRST TRIMESTER IS ROUGH. 106 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:05,708 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 107 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:07,167 YOU MIGHT AS WELL DRINK RIPPLE. 108 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,875 CAFFEINE'S NOT GOOD FOR THE BABY. 109 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,167 DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE IT A POINT 110 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,667 TO STICK YOUR NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS? 111 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:14,500 AH, SO YOU ARE. 112 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:18,500 WHAT NEXT? YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SOME OFFENSIVE STATEMENT 113 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:19,708 ABOUT WOMEN AND PMS? 114 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,542 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] I AIN'T CRAZY. 115 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,833 [ SCOFFS ] YEAH. YOU ARE CRAZY. 116 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,000 ROBINSON. 117 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:28,542 OH, YEAH. LET ME, UH, WRITE THAT DOWN. 118 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:30,167 OKAY. GOT IT. 119 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:33,083 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ON IT. 120 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:37,042 HOME INVASION WENT SIDEWAYS ON THE WEST SIDE. 121 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:40,042 MM. YEAH, LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE WE GO. 122 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:41,167 [ SIGHS ] 123 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,667 MORNING SICKNESS. MM, MM, MM. 124 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,667 GETS BETTER AFTER WEEK 16. 125 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:46,958 YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME. 126 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:48,917 HE WILL STILL BE DEAD WHEN WE GET THERE. 127 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,667 IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR ALL OF THAT. 128 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,542 Mike: I'M TRYING TO GO TO SCHOOL! Doug: GET IN YOUR ROOM! 129 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,500 I'M SORRY I'M NOT WHO YOU WANT ME TO BE! GO TO YOUR ROOM! 130 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:56,792 NO, YOU'RE NOT WHO WE WANT YOU TO BE! 131 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,042 Diane: DON'T SAY THAT TO HIM! 132 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,667 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] HEY! 133 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:00,958 POLICE! 134 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:03,542 WE GOT A CALL THAT THERE WAS A DISTURBANCE HERE. 135 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:05,583 WE -- WE DIDN'T CALL THE POLICE. 136 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:07,000 NO, YOUR NEIGHBORS DID. 137 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,208 YEAH, THEY -- THEY WON'T LET ME GO TO SCHOOL! 138 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:10,500 JUST BE QUIET. IS THAT TRUE? 139 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,000 Diane: WE'RE LOOKING INTO OTHER SCHOOLS. 140 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,958 I'M NOT TRANSFERRING! YES, YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE! 141 00:05:14,042 --> 00:05:16,375 GO! GET IN THE BACK! YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING! 142 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:19,208 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, JUST RELAX! JUST RELAX. STOP IT! 143 00:05:19,292 --> 00:05:21,208 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE SCHOOL? 144 00:05:21,292 --> 00:05:22,750 Doug: NO, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SCHOOL. HE'S THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM. 145 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:25,375 HE -- HE'S -- HE'S TEXTING NUDE PHOTOS OF HIMSELF 146 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,625 TO OTHER GUYS. 147 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:28,833 HE SAID HE LIKED ME. [ CHUCKLES ] 148 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:31,375 OKAY, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA SEND IT ALL THROUGH THE SCHOOL. 149 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:34,208 YOU -- YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO COME OUT? 150 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,250 HOW COULD YOU BE SO GODDAMN STUPID?! JUST STOP IT. 151 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,208 I MEAN, WEREN'T YOU THINKING!? STOP IT! 152 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:39,917 I WAS THINKING! STOP! 153 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,125 [ DOG BARKING ] 154 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,417 YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE. HEY! 155 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,417 I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS, MOM. OKAY? NO MORE HIDING. 156 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,417 NO, HONEY, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT. 157 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,583 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO OUR FRIENDS AT CHURCH, HUH? 158 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,333 SCREW THEM! I'M YOUR SON! 159 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:54,667 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 160 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,833 YOU. HEY. 161 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:59,208 COME OUT HERE. 162 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:03,125 Tang: CAN I COME INSIDE, PLEASE? 163 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:05,250 I-I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE TO? 164 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,917 WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO, BUT I'D LIKE TO. 165 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,250 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 166 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:09,750 MIKE. 167 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,292 MIKE? 168 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,542 YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN, MIKE. 169 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:14,792 ALL RIGHT, NO. 170 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,708 THEY'RE TRYING TO PROCESS THIS, OKAY? 171 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:19,833 YEAH. I KNEW THEY'D FREAK. 172 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:22,250 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO BACK? 173 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,458 YOU ON THEIR SIDE? 174 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:24,958 NO, I'M NOT ON THEIR SIDE, ALL RIGHT? 175 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:27,125 WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR BEDROOM IS YOUR BUSINESS. 176 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,500 BUT YOU CAN BE WHO YOU ARE 177 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:31,625 WITHOUT MAKING YOURSELF A WALKING TARGET. 178 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:33,875 HIGH SCHOOL CAN BE TOUGH. 179 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,458 [ SCOFFS ] 180 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,958 HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW? 181 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,750 Doug: MICHAEL, GET BACK HERE! 182 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,292 I'M GOING TO SCHOOL! 183 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,708 NO, PLEASE, DON'T GO, MICHAEL! 184 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:45,333 OKAY, JUST LET HIM GO. 185 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,958 C-CAN YOU -- CAN YOU STOP HIM? 186 00:06:47,042 --> 00:06:49,875 CAN'T ARREST HIM FOR GOING TO SCHOOL. 187 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:52,458 THERE HE IS. 188 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,000 CALL IN FOR AIR SUPPORT. 189 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:57,125 A36. 190 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,000 SHOW US IN PURSUIT OF A LATE MODEL BMW... 191 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:04,000 ORANGE AND BLACK... 192 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:05,875 ON CENTRAL. 193 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,750 Sammy: THIS IS IT. 194 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,667 HERE. SHIT! 195 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,750 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 196 00:07:13,292 --> 00:07:15,542 OH! OH! SHIT! 197 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:16,750 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 198 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:19,250 [ Chuckling ] DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 199 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:22,083 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 200 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:30,833 SHERIFF'S S.W.A.T. TRUCK WAS STOLEN LAST NIGHT. 201 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,000 IT WAS FOUND IN THE PARKING GARAGE IN THE 909 THIS MORNING. 202 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,333 ANYTHING MISSING? 203 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:36,667 NOTHING TOO SERIOUS, JUST A COUPLE OF MACHINE GUNS. 204 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:38,833 [ Laughing ] SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE THEIR JUNK IN A WRINGER 205 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,292 OVER THAT ONE. NO SHIT. 206 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:43,167 MAN. 207 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,625 SOMETHING GOING ON OVER HERE. 208 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:54,417 OH! OFFICERS, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! 209 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,417 THEY TOOK HIM! 210 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,042 [ SOBS ] 211 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:01,208 OKAY. OKAY. MISS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALM DOWN. WHAT'S GOING ON? 212 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:03,125 MY SON WAS KIDNAPPED. 213 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,292 OKAY. OKAY. 214 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,625 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MA'AM? MARY. 215 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,083 OKAY, MARY. WHAT HAPPENED? 216 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:10,542 [ Crying ] IT WAS LAST NIGHT AFTER DINNER. 217 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:12,375 J.C. WAS PRAYING IN THE GARDEN AND THEN -- 218 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,042 AND THEN THEY JUST -- THEY JUST STORMED IN! 219 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,250 WHO DID? WHO DID? 220 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,542 JUDAS AND -- AND -- AND GUARDS. 221 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:19,833 JUDAS? 222 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,375 YES, HE BETRAYED HIM. 223 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:25,250 OKAY. AND J.C. STANDS FOR? 224 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,917 [ SCOFFS ] 225 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,708 JESUS CHRIST. 226 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:31,792 JESUS CHRIST IS YOUR SON? 227 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:34,375 YES. 228 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,625 YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD. 229 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:38,583 I AM. 230 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:39,750 I AM. 231 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,042 HAVE YOU LOOKED EVERYWHERE, MA'AM? 232 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,875 [ Crying ] PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME. 233 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:44,583 HELP ME. PLEASE. WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU, MA'AM. 234 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,125 WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN. [ SOBBING ] 235 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:47,750 HAVE YOU CHECKED INSIDE THE DISPENSARY, MA'AM? 236 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:49,042 I WOULD CHECK THERE FIRST. 237 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:50,625 AND THEN I WOULD GO HOME, AND I WOULD WAIT. 238 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:53,208 THANK YOU. BLESS YOU. 239 00:08:53,292 --> 00:08:54,667 BLESS YOU, MA'AM. 240 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:58,917 LOOKS LIKE HE GOT BLOWN AWAY. 241 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,500 [ CHUCKLES ] 242 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,458 START ASKING QUESTIONS. 243 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,667 HEY, FELLAS. 244 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,083 ANYONE KNOW THE VICTIMS 245 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,708 OR SEE WHAT DIRECTION THE SUSPECTS WENT IN? 246 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:12,667 ANY OF YOU GUYS SEE WHO WAS DRIVING THE CAR? 247 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,042 GOT A COLOR? NO? 248 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,417 ANY DESCRIPTION OF THE SUSPECTS? 249 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,292 WHITE, BLACK, HISPANIC, ANYTHING? 250 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:20,458 Wendell: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET THE HELL ON OUT OF HERE!? 251 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:22,458 WHO SAID THAT? I DID! 252 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:25,500 YEAH? WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR? 253 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:28,125 WENDELL BANKS. YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 254 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:29,792 YEAH, I GOT A PROBLEM. 255 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,917 NOBODY HERE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT THE VICTIMS 256 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,833 OR ABOUT STOPPING IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN. 257 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:35,042 I GOT A PROBLEM. 258 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,292 NOBODY SEEN SHIT, MAN. 259 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,500 YEAH? 260 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,417 WELL, I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO DUCK, 261 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,583 'CAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE COMING BACK. 262 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,167 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 263 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,375 CRACKHEAD. 264 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:50,083 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 265 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:52,250 [ SIGHS ] 266 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:54,333 MORNING, CARLOS. 267 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:55,500 WHAT DO WE HAVE? 268 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:58,667 31-YEAR-OLD. JUSTIN ROGERS. 269 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,333 SHOT ONE TIME IN THE HEAD. 270 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:02,083 HMM. WHO DISCOVERED THE BODY? 271 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,500 DAD. AFTER HE GOT BACK HOME FROM THE GYM. 272 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,208 ANY SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY? 273 00:10:06,292 --> 00:10:07,500 BROKEN GLASS, FRONT DOOR. 274 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,167 Ruben: ANY WITNESSES? NONE -- FOR NOW. 275 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,583 WE'VE GOT GUYS KNOCKING ON DOORS. 276 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,000 WHAT ABOUT AN ALARM? 277 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,292 WASN'T ON. 278 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,375 LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN WAS SITTING IN THIS CHAIR 279 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,000 WHEN HE WAS SHOT FROM BEHIND. 280 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,250 CHECK OUT THE BLOOD-SPATTER PATTERN ON THE DESK. 281 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,375 MM. 282 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,667 SPOT HERE -- THERE'S NO BLOOD. 283 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,375 HMM. DESK COMPUTER? 284 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,917 YEAH. 285 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,542 THE WIRES TO THE MODEM ARE GONE, TOO. 286 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,792 [ SIRENS WAILING ] 287 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,042 WHERE'S THE FATHER? 288 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,375 Carlos: THE LIVING ROOM. 289 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,917 Lydia: WHAT TIME DID YOU COME HOME FROM THE GYM? 290 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,125 UH...AROUND 7:30 A.M. 291 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:46,500 I ATE BREAKFAST AND, UH, READ THE PAPER. 292 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,667 WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A SHOWER, 293 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,458 I SAW THE BROKEN GLASS BY THE FRONT DOOR. 294 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:54,667 YOU DIDN'T SEE THE BROKEN GLASS WHEN YOU CAME IN? 295 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,208 NO. I, UH... 296 00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,667 I USE THE BACK DOOR BY THE GARAGE. 297 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:05,583 [ SIGHS ] WHEN I SAW THE GLASS... 298 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,417 I WENT TO CHECK ON JUSTIN. 299 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,417 BEFORE YOU WENT TO THE GYM, DID YOU SEE OR TALK TO JUSTIN? 300 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:15,333 HE USUALLY... SLEEPS LATE 301 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:18,500 AND DOESN'T COME DOWN UNTIL AFTER I'M GONE. 302 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:19,708 [ SIGHS ] 303 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:22,042 ANYBODY ELSE HAVE KEYS TO THE HOUSE? 304 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,250 NO. 305 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,417 UH, THE CLEANING LADY -- 306 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,083 SHE DOESN'T COME IN TILL THE AFTERNOON. 307 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:30,875 JUSTIN WAS ALWAYS THERE TO LET HER IN. 308 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,625 DOES JUSTIN HAVE A JOB? 309 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,000 NO. 310 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:40,625 I TOOK CARE OF HIM. UH... 311 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:43,125 YOU SAW ALL THAT STUFF IN HIS ROOM. 312 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:49,625 DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING WAS TAKEN? 313 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,708 LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN'S COMPUTER IS MISSING. 314 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,667 N-NO. 315 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,708 HE, UH... 316 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,792 HE DESTROYED IT ABOUT A MONTH AGO. 317 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,458 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 318 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,458 HE WANTED AN UPGRADE. 319 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,458 I TOLD HIM NO, SO HE THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBOR'S POOL. 320 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,250 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 321 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:19,750 HE WAS KIND OF... 322 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,792 STUCK IN LIFE. 323 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,958 IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT BUT MINE. 324 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:32,500 I'M SURE YOU DID YOUR BEST. 325 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,208 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 326 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:37,167 I THINK THAT'S A DIVISION RECORD. 327 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,875 SORRY. I CAN'T JUST WHIP IT OUT ANYTIME LIKE YOU CAN. 328 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,500 Both: BESIDES IT TAKES A LONG TIME... 329 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,542 TO TAKE OFF ALL MY GEAR, AND I LIKE GOING AT THE STATIONS 330 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,000 BECAUSE THE BATHROOMS ARE CLEAN 331 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,583 AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE TOILET-SEAT COVERS. 332 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:50,333 AND TO THINK THAT SOMEONE SAID MEN WERE BAD LISTENERS. 333 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:54,583 OFFICER TANG. 334 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,167 BOBBY. 335 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:59,167 YOU GET MY LETTERS? 336 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,500 YEAH. YOU NEED SOMETHING? 337 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,542 I WANTED TO SAY THANKS. 338 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,000 FOR WHAT? 339 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,542 NOT KILLING ME. 340 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,292 I DESERVED TO DIE, AND I'M ALIVE BECAUSE OF YOU. 341 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,083 YEAH, WELL, I NEED TO GET BACK OUT THERE. 342 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,167 I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. 343 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:27,208 THERE'S A LOT OF DUDES IN PRISON DOING PUSH-UPS 344 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:29,208 WITH MY NAME TATTOOED ON THEIR BACKS. 345 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,042 LET ME TELL YOU, WHAT YOU AND BOBBY SHARE -- 346 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,125 [ LAUGHS ] [ Chuckling ] OH, NOW, THAT IS SOMETHING SPECIAL. 347 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,417 [ LAUGHS ] 348 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,542 UGH. 349 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:37,875 SO, WHERE'D YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS MEET? 350 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,875 NO, IT WAS AN A.D.W. CALL. WE ROLL UP. 351 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,000 BOBBY HAD SHOVED HIS GIRLFRIEND'S HEAD 352 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,208 THROUGH A FISH TANK. 353 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:44,375 THEN HE COMES AT ME WITH A SHOVEL. 354 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,708 I DRAW DOWN AND FIRE. 355 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,458 I WAS AIMING FOR CENTER MASS, BUT I MISSED, 356 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,458 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS DUCKING FROM THE SHOVEL. 357 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:52,208 HE THINKS I DID HIM A FAVOR BY SHOOTING HIM IN THE LEG. 358 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,958 COULD HAVE SAVED THE TAXPAYERS A LOT OF DOUGH, 359 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,583 YOU GET THAT SHOT OFF CLEAN. 360 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,417 YEAH, WELL, BOBBY WENT TO JAIL, STARTED WRITING ME LETTERS. 361 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,458 LET ME GUESS -- FOUND GOD, GOT OFF DRUGS. YEAH, YEAH. 362 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,792 YEAH. GUYS LIKE THAT NEVER REALLY CHANGE. 363 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,708 COME ON, NOW. 364 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,167 NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING CYNICAL. 365 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,708 BOBBY'S GONNA WRITE A COUPLE OF CHILDREN'S BOOKS 366 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,958 AND GET NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. 367 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,833 [ BOTH LAUGH ] OH, GOD. 368 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,958 GUY GAVE AN ACADEMY AWARD- WINNING PERFORMANCE. 369 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,875 HIM? WHAT ABOUT YOU? 370 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,875 [ As Lydia ] "I'M SURE YOU DID YOUR BEST." 371 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,875 THE SYMPATHY CARD USUALLY WORKS FOR ME. 372 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:25,333 [ SIGHS ] 373 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:29,083 SEE, THE GLASS IN THE HOUSE WAS BROKEN FROM INSIDE OUT. 374 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,417 COMPUTER GOT TRASHED A MONTH AGO? 375 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,500 WHAT ABOUT THE BLOOD SPATTER? 376 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,083 SOMETHING WAS ON THAT DESK WHEN HIS SON GOT SHOT. 377 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,625 YEAH. 378 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:39,500 WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE STATION, 379 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,292 CALL THE CABLE COMPANY AND CHECK THE ACTIVITY ON THE MODEM. 380 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,500 SEE IF DAD'S STORY CHECKS OUT. 381 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,125 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 382 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,125 HOW ABOUT OUR VICTIM, HUH? 383 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,000 30 YEARS OLD, STILL LIVING AT HOME, 384 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,792 FREELOADING OFF HIS DAD. 385 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,875 YOU GOT TO CUT THE CORD AT SOME POINT 386 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,125 AND LET THEM OFF INTO THE REAL WORLD. 387 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,792 MM-HMM. 388 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,958 "MM-HMM," WHAT? 389 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,333 YOU LIVE AT HOME, RIGHT? 390 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:09,208 I GOT A JOB, AND I PAID OFF THE MORTGAGE. 391 00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:11,500 IT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING. 392 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:14,458 LOOK, I'M HORMONAL, AND I GOT A GUN. 393 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,917 DON'T MESS WITH ME. 394 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,542 HEY, I'M JUST -- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST -- JUST JOKING. 395 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,750 YEAH. [ LAUGHS ] 396 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:30,167 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 397 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,417 I'M HERE TO FILE A COMPLAINT ON YOU. 398 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,667 FOR WHAT? 399 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,625 YOU CALLED ME A CRACKHEAD. 400 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,042 WHAT? 401 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,875 I DON'T DO DRUGS NO MORE, 402 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:43,292 AND I DON'T LIKE BEING DISRESPECTED BY GUYS LIKE YOU. 403 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,250 HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 404 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,667 HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? 405 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,792 BORN AND RAISED HERE. YEAH? 406 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,417 AND HOW MANY -- HOW MANY SHOOTINGS OR DEAD BODIES 407 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,708 HAVE YOU SEEN? 408 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,917 A FEW. "A FEW." 409 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,500 AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU COME DOWN TO THE STATION 410 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,542 TO TELL US ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW? 411 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,208 HEY, YOU CALLED ME A CRACKHEAD! 412 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:04,708 LOOK, MAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 413 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:06,458 Y-YOUR FINGERNAILS WERE DIRTY, YOU SMELLED LIKE A SEWER. 414 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,042 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOKED LIKE A CRACKHEAD. 415 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,167 YOU LOOK GOOD NOW. 416 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,375 I BEEN CLEAN TWO YEARS. 417 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,167 I GOT MY CHIP. 418 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,792 I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU. 419 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,333 BUT NOTHING AROUND HERE IS GONNA CHANGE 420 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,083 UNTIL PEOPLE START TAKING A STAND. 421 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:26,167 THAT'S HOW DEMOCRACIES WORK. OKAY? IT'S NOT JUST ON US. 422 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,667 [ CHUCKLES ] MAN, ARE YOU CRAZY? 423 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,542 SNITCHES WIND UP IN DITCHES. 424 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,667 HOW MANY OF YOUR FAMILY OR FRIENDS 425 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,500 HAVE BEEN HURT BY THE CRAP THAT GOES ON OUT HERE? 426 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,250 [ SIGHS ] 427 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,708 EVERY TIME YOU STAY QUIET, 428 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,500 YOU'RE DISRESPECTING THEIR MEMORY. 429 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,042 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STAND UP AND DO YOUR PART? 430 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:49,875 HEY! 431 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:55,667 WORD ON THE STREET IT'S SMILEY. 432 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,583 Jones: YOU BEEN ABLE TO TRACK DOWN SMILEY YET? 433 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,125 SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED. 434 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:09,833 MAYBE DOPEY, SNEEZY, AND GRUMPY TOLD HIM WE WERE COMING. 435 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:12,458 WHAT? IT'S FUNNY-ISH. 436 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:16,000 HEY, YAZMIN. THANK YOU. 437 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,583 WHAT'S UP WITH HER? 438 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,417 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 439 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,042 YOU TAPPED THAT ASS, DIDN'T YOU? 440 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,792 JONES, COME ON, MAN. JUST 'CAUSE I -- 441 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,708 Fischer: WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER, ISN'T IT, SHERMAN? 442 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,458 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? TAPPED THAT ASS? 443 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,958 FOR THE RECORD, FOR THE RECORD, BADGE BUNNIES ARE PREDATORS. 444 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,333 I DON'T GO AFTER THEM. THEY COME AFTER ME. 445 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,083 WELL, HAVE FUN SOWING YOUR OATS NOW. 446 00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,875 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO PICKING A WIFE, 447 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,208 YOU NEED TO CHOOSE WISELY. 448 00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:37,750 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, NO KIDDING. 449 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,583 'CAUSE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THEY'LL HAVE HALF YOUR PENSION. 450 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,208 NEVER TRUST ANYTHING 451 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:44,000 THAT BLEEDS FOR A WEEK AND DOESN'T DIE. 452 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,458 REALLY. 453 00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,917 BEN, CAN WE TALK? 454 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,125 YEAH, SURE. 455 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,708 I'M PREGNANT. IT'S YOURS. 456 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:04,167 YOU GOT TO GO TALK TO HER, MAN. 457 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,083 GO. YEAH, YEAH. 458 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:22,333 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 459 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:24,375 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 460 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,083 ARE YOU SURE IT'S MINE? 461 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,750 YES. 462 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:39,417 'CAUSE IT WAS ONLY THE -- THE ONE TIME. 463 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,625 I'M JUST SAYING. OH. 464 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,500 [ SAMMY CHUCKLES ] 465 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:46,083 [ CLAPPING ] 466 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,292 I GOT YOU, DUMBASS! 467 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,792 YOU... I GOT YOU. 468 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,958 Jones: SOME TERRIFYING SHIT. OH, YEAH! I GOT HIM. 469 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,083 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OH, MY... 470 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,542 Jones: THAT'S SOME SCARY SHIT, MAN. 471 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,708 THANK YOU, YAZMIN. 472 00:18:57,792 --> 00:19:00,042 Lydia: OKAY. THANK YOU. 473 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,708 SO, THE CORONER'S REPORT ESTIMATES 474 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,375 THAT THE VICTIM'S TIME OF DEATH 475 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,875 WAS 9:00 A.M. 476 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,500 MM, SEE AND DAD SAID HE GOT HOME FROM THE GYM 477 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,875 AT 7:30 A.M. MM-HMM. 478 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,667 THINGS AIN'T LOOKING TOO GOOD FOR BIG DADDY. 479 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,375 LOG FROM THE CABLE COMPANY 480 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,708 SHOWS THAT JUSTIN'S MODEM WENT DOWN AT 9:08 A.M. 481 00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:21,250 SO, HE LIED ABOUT DESTROYING THE COMPUTER LAST MONTH, 482 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,000 AND THE BLOOD SPATTER SHOWS 483 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:26,083 THAT IT WAS PROBABLY ON THE DESK THIS MORNING. 484 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,125 THINKING DADDY TOOK IT? 485 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,333 YEP. 486 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,458 WHERE WE GOING? 487 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:31,917 GET A SEARCH WARRANT. 488 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,083 YES, MA'AM. 489 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,792 Sammy: OH, IT'S EDDY. GREAT. 490 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,417 I GUESS REHAB DIDN'T WORK OUT. 491 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,083 [ EDDY LAUGHS ] 492 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,750 Ben: SIR! 493 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,417 SIR, COME OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN, PLEASE. 494 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,667 WHAT UP, FUZZ!? 495 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,208 COME ON OUT, MAN. COME ON OUT. 496 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:49,833 [ LAUGHS ] COME ON. 497 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,083 COME ON. HELL, NO! 498 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,750 I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE! 499 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,500 COME ON, MAN. WE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. HERE. COME HERE. [ LAUGHS ] 500 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,083 COME HERE. MAN, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T CATCHING ME. 501 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,125 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T CATCH ME! [ LAUGHS ] 502 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,375 REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME RUN AFTER -- 503 00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,083 Eddy: HEY! [ LAUGHS ] 504 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,625 YEAH! YEAH! 505 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,250 HE'S ALL YOURS, MAN. OH, THANK YOU. 506 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,417 COME ON. 507 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,750 [ LAUGHING ] COME ON. 508 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,417 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. COME ON. COME ON. 509 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,833 COME ON. COME BACK. COME BACK. 510 00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,542 I AIN'T GOING BACK! [ LAUGHS ] 511 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,833 [ LAUGHS ] 512 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:14,958 [ LAUGHING ] 513 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:17,458 COME ON, MAN, REALLY? COME ON, MAN. 514 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,667 DON'T GET ON THE CAR. 515 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,458 GET OFF THE CAR. MAN, GET OFF -- 516 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,292 YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. 517 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,625 GET OFF THE CAR. MAN! 518 00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:26,625 [ SCREAMING ] 519 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:27,875 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 520 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:30,458 [ GRUNTING ] YEAH. OKAY, BUDDY. 521 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:31,708 SHOULD WE TASE HIM? 522 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,625 [ GROANING ] 523 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:34,708 [ SIGHS ] 524 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,042 COME ON. COME ON. COME DOWN. 525 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,208 COME ON. HEY, MAN. COME DOWN. COME ON DOWN. 526 00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:39,917 LET GO OF ME! LET GO OF ME! 527 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,583 Y'ALL KNOW WHO I AM?! 528 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,083 THE NEXT PERSON TO GET A RIDE IN THE BACK OF MY PATROL CAR. 529 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:45,792 MAN, I'M HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY! 530 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,042 BACK IN THE DAY, MY GRANDADDY WAS ONE OF THE MUNCHKINS 531 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,792 IN "THE WIZARD OF OZ," DAWG! 532 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,125 LAST TIME I CHECKED, NONE OF THE MUNCHKINS WERE BLACK. 533 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,000 COME ON, MAN. COME ON. LET GO OF ME! 534 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,708 DISPATCHER: Any available unit, 535 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:59,125 we have shots fired on the 3200 block of West Adams Boulevard. 536 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:00,792 Standby for additional info. 537 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,583 TRIP. Unit to handle identify. 538 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,500 RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. YEAH. 539 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:05,917 A36, SHOW US RESPONDING. 540 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,292 Eddy: WHERE Y'ALL TAKING ME!? 541 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,042 OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD. 542 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,500 DAMN! 543 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,042 [ DOORBELL RINGING ] 544 00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:26,458 DETECTIVES? 545 00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:27,708 Lydia: WE HAVE A WARRANT. 546 00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:30,250 WE NEED TO COME IN AND TAKE A LOOK. 547 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:36,083 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 548 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:38,125 [ SIREN CHIRPS ] 549 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,333 Sammy: WHAT HAPPENED? 550 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,750 THE CRACKHEAD GOT SHOT. 551 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,958 HE'S NOT A CRACKHEAD. 552 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,542 SO I SAY TO THE GUY, "LOOK, YOU -- YOU FREAKING -- 553 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:03,875 "YOU SCALED A WALL, YOU RAN ACROSS THE FIELD, 554 00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:06,333 "YOU SLID HEADFIRST INTO SECOND BASE 555 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,250 "IN DODGER STADIUM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME, RIGHT, 556 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,708 "ON THE FREAKING BIG SCREEN. 557 00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,583 "SO, YEAH. YEAH, YOU SCHMUCK. 558 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:14,500 I THINK IT'S GONNA INTERFERE WITH YOUR DISABILITY BENEFITS." 559 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 560 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,583 [ Laughing ] WE DON'T CATCH THE SMART ONES. 561 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,583 MAN, JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING, 562 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,917 YOU HAVEN'T. 563 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,750 EVEN AFTER 22 YEARS. 564 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,750 HEY, COOP, WHEN YOU PLANNING ON PUNCHING OUT? 565 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,500 HE SAYS HE'S NOT LEAVING TILL HE GETS SIX STRIPES. 566 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,000 YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY ABOUT THAT IS 567 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,417 THIS BASTARD WILL PROBABLY DO IT. 568 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,958 WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, RIGHT? 569 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:34,292 WHEN YOU GUYS ARE WORKING SECURITY AT KNOTT'S BERRY FARM, 570 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:37,750 I'M GONNA STILL BE OUT HERE HAVING FUN. 571 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,167 HEY, BEST FTO I EVER HAD 572 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,125 WAS A GUY BY THE NAME OF JACK MacFARLAND. 573 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,833 MM, I KNEW MAC. HE WAS A HELL OF A COPPER. 574 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:46,125 HE GAVE 32 YEARS OF SERVICE TO THIS CITY. 575 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:48,333 HE HAD THREE MAJOR SURGERIES FROM ON-DUTY INJURIES, 576 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:49,833 BURNED THROUGH A FEW WIVES, 577 00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:52,750 TOOK 28 DAYS ONCE FOR AN EXCESSIVE-FORCE COMPLAINT. 578 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,958 YEAH, GANGSTERS WERE LOOKING TO CASH IN 579 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,583 ON THAT L.A.P.D. LOTTERY THEN. 580 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,250 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY HE RETIRED. 581 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,292 I WATCHED HIM WALK OUT OF CENTRAL DIVISION IN HIS CIVVIES. 582 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,792 SOME PATROL COPS WERE COMING IN, GETTING READY FOR THEIR WATCH. 583 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,500 THEY DIDN'T SAY SHIT, MAN. THEY JUST PASSED HIM BY. 584 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,125 THAT WAS THAT. 585 00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:08,958 COUPLE MONTHS LATER, 586 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,792 HE ATE HIS GUN. 587 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,042 [ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ] 588 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,125 THAT'S A REAL UPLIFTING STORY, DEWEY. 589 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,375 I'M JUST SAYING, MAN, 590 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,625 THE ONLY LEGACY A COP CAN HOPE FOR 591 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,625 IS BEING MENTIONED BY A COUPLE OF GUYS 592 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,625 STANDING AROUND A BARBECUE, TALKING ABOUT THEIR LAST CAPER. 593 00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,500 HOPEFULLY, YOU'RE INCLUDED IN THE CONVERSATION. 594 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:28,125 DISPATCHER: Any available unit, 595 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:31,500 handle a possible jumper at 7320 Flower Street. 596 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,292 Jumper is on the top of the building. 597 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,583 Unit to handle identify. 598 00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:38,042 A57, SHOW US RESPONDING. 599 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,292 7320 FLOWER. 600 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:44,042 NEVER FUCKING FAILS. Roger. 601 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,833 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 602 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:49,083 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 603 00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:55,583 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 604 00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:07,500 OH. 605 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:10,375 CHECK IT OUT. 606 00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,542 HMM. 607 00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:23,625 [ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 608 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:32,917 [ CLANG ] 609 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:38,375 OH. [ GRUNTS ] 610 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,208 MR. ROGERS, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 611 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,083 I NEED YOU TO STAND UP. 612 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:57,042 [ SIREN WAILING ] 613 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:12,292 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 614 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,125 HEY, BUDDY. 615 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,417 [ CRYING ] 616 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,500 I'M OFFICER COOPER. 617 00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:25,917 [ Crying ] DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! 618 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,917 MIKE? 619 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,417 MIKE, IT'S JOHN. WE MET THIS MORNING. 620 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:39,917 I GOT TO TELL YOU, BUDDY... 621 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,792 YOU GOT MORE GUTS THAN ME. I'M... 622 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,417 I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 623 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:49,458 PLEASE, JUST -- JUST -- JUST LET ME DO THIS. 624 00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:51,292 WHAT'S GOING ON? 625 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:55,667 M-MY DAD WAS RIGHT. I-I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE. 626 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:57,583 THE KIDS AT SCHOOL DO THIS? 627 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,458 [ SOBBING ] 628 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:01,958 THEY DRAGGED ME IN THE BATHROOM, 629 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:04,583 P-PUT ALL THIS CRAP ON ME, AND KICKED MY ASS. 630 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,875 YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, MICHAEL. 631 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:11,083 YOU'RE NOT THE PROBLEM. THEY ARE. 632 00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:17,833 H-HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID? 633 00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:22,458 I KNOW THIS IS REALLY HARD, MIKE. 634 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:24,542 I KNOW IT, MAN, BUT YOU GOT TO HANG IN THERE. 635 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,167 NO -- NO ONE WILL CARE IF I'M GONE. 636 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,875 MY -- MY PARENTS WILL PROBABLY BE RELIEVED. 637 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,500 NO. NO. YOU'RE WRONG, MICHAEL. 638 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,667 EVERYBODY CARES. PEOPLE CARE. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 639 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,583 EVERYTHING IS FUCKED. 640 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:38,083 [ SOBBING ] 641 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:41,458 IF IT WAS FUCKED, MIKE, I'D TELL YOU TO DO IT. 642 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:46,375 ALL RIGHT? BUT IT'S NOT. 643 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,167 IT WILL GET BETTER. 644 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,333 YOU DON'T KNOW! 645 00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:52,458 I DO KNOW! IT'S GONNA GET BETTER! 646 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:56,375 I KNOW, MIKE. 647 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:02,375 YOU'RE GAY? 648 00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:03,583 YEAH. 649 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,833 YOU'RE JUST S-SAYING THAT SO I WON'T JUMP. 650 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,708 NO, I'M NOT, MIKE. THIS ISN'T THE ANSWER. 651 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:10,792 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 652 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,875 YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEY ARE. 653 00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:15,708 STRONGER. 654 00:27:15,792 --> 00:27:18,792 AND YOU CAN'T LET THEM WIN. 655 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,458 YOU GOT TO FIGHT, MIKE. 656 00:27:20,542 --> 00:27:23,500 YOU GOT TO FIGHT EVERY DAY. 657 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,542 YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 658 00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:29,208 [ SNIFFLES ] 659 00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:31,042 COME ON, MAN. 660 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:36,042 THANK YOU. 661 00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:38,875 MIKE! UGH! 662 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,833 [ CROWD GASPING ] 663 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,208 [ GROANS ] 664 00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,083 [ Strained ] MIKE! 665 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,875 [ GROANING ] 666 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:57,208 WE GOT YOU! 667 00:27:57,292 --> 00:27:59,375 [ MIKE GROANING ] 668 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:02,000 [ GRUNTING ] 669 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:04,833 [ GRUNTING ] 670 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,333 [ SOBBING ] 671 00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:14,000 John: MIKE! COME ON, MIKE! 672 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,208 [ SOBBING CONTINUES ] 673 00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:18,000 Okay, Mike. 674 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,750 YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 675 00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:23,625 ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 676 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,083 TECH GUYS SAID THIS WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET INTO -- 677 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,458 HAD ALL KINDS OF PASSWORDS. 678 00:28:33,542 --> 00:28:39,500 OOH. S&M PORN AND BONDAGE-AND-TORTURE WEBSITES. 679 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:42,458 LOT OF GUYS ARE INTO THIS CRAP. 680 00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:45,958 YEAH? IS THAT YOUR THING? 681 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:49,750 I'M MORE OF A GIRL-ON-GIRL KIND OF GUY, IF YOU MUST KNOW. 682 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,292 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 683 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,292 THAT'S NO REASON TO KILL ANYBODY OVER IT, THOUGH. 684 00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:58,208 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE DAD FELT DIFFERENTLY. 685 00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:02,625 DOC SAYS HE'S CIRCLING THE DRAIN. 686 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:07,208 FUCK. AGAIN. 687 00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:09,625 DETECTIVES FOUND SMILEY. 688 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,625 UM, THEY HAVE HIM IN CUSTODY. 689 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,333 THEY THINK HE SHOT WENDELL, TOO? 690 00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:16,125 MAYBE, BUT THEY WANT -- THEY WANT US 691 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:19,208 TO GET WENDELL TO MAKE AN I.D. 692 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:22,500 I NEED YOU TO DO IT. 693 00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:24,167 ME? WHY? HE KNOWS YOU. 694 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,500 BUT HE HATES ME. 695 00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,500 HE -- HE FILED A COMPLAINT AGAINST ME, REMEMBER? 696 00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:29,375 NOW I GOT HIM SHOT. 697 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,750 HE'S TUBED. HE CAN'T TALK, RIGHT? 698 00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:38,833 JUST TELL HIM TO SQUEEZE YOUR HAND 699 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:40,875 IF SMILEY'S THE ONE THAT SHOT HIM. 700 00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:43,000 CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT FOR ME? 701 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,667 YEAH. YEAH. 702 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,708 THANKS. 703 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:59,542 Rogers: HE WAS 6 WHEN MY WIFE DIED. 704 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:01,375 [ SIGHS ] 705 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:06,375 HE'D SCREAM AND RAGE, HIT, BITE. 706 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:11,083 I COULDN'T CONTROL HIM. 707 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:13,333 THE NANNIES... [ CHUCKLES ] 708 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:14,708 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 709 00:30:14,792 --> 00:30:17,667 THEY ALL QUIT AFTER JUST A FEW WEEKS. 710 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:22,042 Lydia: SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING THEN? 711 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,958 I WAS HOPING IT WAS JUST A PHASE, 712 00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:26,167 THAT HE'D GROW OUT OF IT. 713 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,042 Ruben: BUT HE DIDN'T. 714 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:34,333 I SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING WHEN I SAW THE DEAD ANIMALS. 715 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,708 HE KILLED PETS? 716 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:38,833 NEIGHBOR'S CAT. 717 00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:41,542 [ Voice breaking ] WHEN I SAW THE PICTURES ON HIS COMPUTER, 718 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:42,708 I PANICKED. 719 00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:46,833 I KNEW I COULDN'T IGNORE IT ANYMORE. 720 00:30:46,917 --> 00:30:49,417 WHAT WAS ON THE COMPUTER? 721 00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:56,958 PICTURES OF... 722 00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:59,083 OF WOMEN... 723 00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:01,000 WHO'D BEEN KILLED. 724 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:04,167 NAKED. 725 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:06,375 HORRIBLE. 726 00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:09,417 I STARTED LOOKING AROUND HIS ROOM 727 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,750 TO SEE WHAT ELSE THERE WAS. 728 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,583 WHAT'D YOU FIND? 729 00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:15,500 HE HAD A DUFFEL BAG. 730 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:19,917 THERE WAS AN AX AND A SAW, 731 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,292 A GUN, DUCT TAPE, 732 00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:26,292 GARBAGE BAGS, CHAINS, HANDCUFFS. 733 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:29,125 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN UPSETTING. 734 00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:36,083 I BROUGHT HIM INTO THIS WORLD. 735 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:39,708 SO HE WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY? 736 00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:44,333 I COULDN'T LET HIM HURT SOMEONE. 737 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:47,125 HE WAS MY BURDEN. 738 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,833 WHAT DID YOU DO? 739 00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:51,875 I ENDED IT. 740 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:56,542 I SHOT HIM. 741 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:01,833 [ CRYING ] 742 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,875 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME? 743 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:27,958 YOU'RE GONNA BE ADMITTED FOR A 72-HOUR PSYCH HOLD. 744 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:34,625 THAT STUFF YOU SAID TO ME ON THE ROOF -- 745 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:37,333 IT'S TRUE, RIGHT? 746 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:38,708 YEAH. 747 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:41,583 IT'S TOUGH BEING A GAY COP? 748 00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:46,708 I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS, KID. 749 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:49,417 BEING GAY ISN'T ONE OF THEM. 750 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:54,250 [ SNIFFLES ] 751 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,625 THANK YOU. 752 00:32:57,708 --> 00:33:01,125 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] Diane: MICHAEL. 753 00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:02,667 OH. 754 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:05,625 WHERE'S DAD? YOU TAKE CARE, KID. 755 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:08,042 [ SIGHS ] 756 00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:09,125 HOW'S HE DOING? 757 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:11,750 HE'S GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD. 758 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,000 WELL, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO 30 YEARS 759 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:16,708 IF YOU KEEP HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF 10-STORY BUILDINGS. 760 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:19,875 I'M JUST GIVING THE CITY THEIR MONEY'S WORTH. 761 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:22,875 [ CHUCKLES ] 762 00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:26,333 Ben: SQUEEZE MY HAND. 763 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:28,250 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 764 00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:31,083 COME ON, WENDELL. SQUEEZE MY HAND. 765 00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:32,667 WE GOT SMILEY IN CUSTODY. 766 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:35,250 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS SQUEEZE MY HAND. 767 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,667 COME ON, WENDELL. 768 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:39,583 HE CAN'T. 769 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:41,292 HE'S PARALYZED. 770 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,583 HE AIN'T SQUEEZING NOBODY'S HAND ANYTIME SOON. 771 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:48,167 PARALYZED? I THOUGHT MR. BANKS WAS SHOT IN THE FACE? 772 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:50,167 BANKS? 773 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,875 OFFICER, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG ROOM. 774 00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:53,250 MR. BANKS IS DOWN THE HALL. 775 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,917 YEAH. THANK YOU. 776 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,625 [ LAUGHTER ] 777 00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:59,292 "SQUEEZE MY HAND." "SQUEEZE MY HAND." 778 00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:01,250 "SQUEEZE MY HAND." THAT WAS TOUCHING. 779 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,583 THAT WAS TOUCHING. 780 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:03,917 Sammy: HEY, MAN, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 781 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,667 OLD WENDELL JUST HAD A FLESH WOUND. 782 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,500 Ben: YOU GUYS. 783 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:17,958 CALL YOU BACK. UH, LOS ANGELES PIG DEPARTMENT. 784 00:34:18,042 --> 00:34:19,750 WHY AM I BEING PULLED OVER? 785 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:22,167 YOU WERE DRIVING 55 IN A 35, SIR. 786 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,917 WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER CARS THAT WERE SPEEDING? 787 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,458 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 788 00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:27,542 I-I MEAN, DON'T YOU HAVE 789 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,250 ANY MORE IMPORTANT CRIMES TO INVESTIGATE? 790 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:30,708 I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT THOSE GANGBANGERS 791 00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:31,833 BRINGING ALL THEIR THIRD-WORLD CORRUPTION 792 00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:33,375 INTO THIS COUNTRY? 793 00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:36,792 MY JOB IS TO ENFORCE THE LAW, WHICH YOU WERE BREAKING. 794 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,458 THE CITY JUST WANTS MONEY OFF THE TICKETS. 795 00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:41,042 YOU KNOW WHAT? LISTEN UP, NUMB NUTS. 796 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,958 I'VE BEEN WORKING THESE STREETS FOR A LONG TIME, ALL RIGHT? 797 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:45,667 AND I'VE NEVER PULLED OVER ANYONE 798 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,167 WHERE THEY SAID, "THANK YOU, SIR, FOR CITING ME. 799 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,417 "I WAS SPEEDING, 800 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,167 "AND THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE IT. 801 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:53,167 "I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 802 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,417 "I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON. 803 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,167 "YOU KNOW, AND I AM JUST RELIEVED 804 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:57,833 "THAT I DIDN'T RUN OVER ONE OF THOSE PEDESTRIANS 805 00:34:57,917 --> 00:34:59,333 THAT I FAILED TO YIELD FOR." 806 00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:01,000 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF QUOTA. 807 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:02,417 QUOTA. 808 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:05,167 ALL RIGHT. I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. 809 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,833 ARE YOU LISTENING? MM-HMM. 810 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:09,667 IN MY LINE OF WORK, 811 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:12,542 PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT MY JOB. 812 00:35:12,625 --> 00:35:15,000 YOU EVER TELL YOUR DENTIST WHICH TOOTH TO PULL? 813 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:18,667 YOU EVER TELL YOUR MECHANIC HOW TO FIX YOUR BRAKES? 814 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,833 DO YOU? 815 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,208 NO. NO, YOU DON'T. 816 00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:24,417 SO QUIT TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB! 817 00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:28,708 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 818 00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,208 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] THANK YOU. 819 00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:31,500 YOU'RE WELCOME. 820 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:32,792 IT'S THAT SIMPLE. 821 00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:34,208 YEAH? 822 00:35:39,292 --> 00:35:40,875 YEAH, I'LL LET HIM KNOW. 823 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:44,042 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 824 00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,375 [ LAUGHS ] 825 00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:51,042 SHERMAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE. 826 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:52,250 PRICELESS. 827 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:53,625 Jones: PEOPLE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT 828 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:55,542 THAT "SQUEEZE MY HAND" PRANK FOR YEARS. 829 00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:57,958 YEAH. I HOPE YOU LADIES LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY. 830 00:35:58,042 --> 00:36:00,208 OH, YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? PRANKING IS AN ART FORM. 831 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,875 YOU NEED TO LEAVE IT TO THE PROS. 832 00:36:01,958 --> 00:36:03,458 OH, ALL RIGHT. OKAY, SHERMY? 833 00:36:03,542 --> 00:36:04,917 YEAH. OKAY? 834 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,042 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 835 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:10,167 OH. WHAT THE -- 836 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:13,250 [ LAUGHTER ] 837 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:15,375 WHAT THE -- WHOO! 838 00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:17,417 Jones: PRECISION. GOD. 839 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,917 [ Laughing ] HEY, SAMMY, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, BABY. 840 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,667 [ LAUGHTER ] 841 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,583 YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? 842 00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:28,292 SINCE WHEN DID KILLING YOUR KID BECOME AN OPTION? 843 00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,042 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY. 844 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,958 DAD THOUGHT HE WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING. 845 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:34,625 YEAH, BUT TO SHOOT YOUR KID IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD 846 00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:36,667 FOR SOMETHING YOU WERE AFRAID HE MIGHT DO? 847 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:38,625 [ SCOFFS ] THERE WERE PLENTY OF OPTIONS 848 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:40,583 HE COULD HAVE LOOKED INTO FOR JUSTIN. 849 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:41,833 LIKE WHAT? 850 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:43,500 PSYCHOTHERAPY. 851 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:47,667 UH, WHAT? MEDICATION, EVEN INSTITUTIONALIZING HIM. 852 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:50,542 NAH, HIS DAD PROBABLY KNEW DEEP DOWN INSIDE 853 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,708 THAT NONE OF THOSE THINGS WOULD HELP, 854 00:36:52,792 --> 00:36:54,333 THOUGHT IT MIGHT HURT HIS CHILD A LITTLE BIT MORE. 855 00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:57,042 WHOA, SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING? 856 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,125 NO. HELL, NO. 857 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:01,125 BUT, YOU KNOW, AS TWISTED AS IT IS, 858 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:03,333 AS A DAD, I CAN KIND OF UNDERSTAND IT. 859 00:37:03,417 --> 00:37:05,792 LOOK, YOUR CHILDREN ARE A REFLECTION OF WHO YOU ARE -- 860 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:07,917 YOUR SUCCESSES, YOUR FAILURES. 861 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,458 PEOPLE DEAL WITH THAT BURDEN DIFFERENTLY. 862 00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:11,708 YOU'LL SEE. 863 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:13,750 SEE WHAT? 864 00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:16,458 WELL, YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE HORMONAL, 865 00:37:16,542 --> 00:37:17,667 SO, I JUST THOUGHT -- 866 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,667 ALL WOMEN GET HORMONAL. 867 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:23,333 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS... JUST IN CASE. 868 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:24,625 LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 869 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,458 GOOD NIGHT. 870 00:37:26,542 --> 00:37:28,708 [ Laughing ] REMEMBER WHEN WE ROLLED UP ON THAT GUY 871 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:30,458 WHO SHOVED THE PLUNGER UP HIS ASS? 872 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:31,792 I LOVED THAT GUY! 873 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,417 [ Lisping ] "I SWEAR TO GOD, OFFICERS, I FELL ON IT." 874 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,542 RIGHT? HOPE HE GOT SPLINTERS. 875 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,042 WHEN WAS THAT? IT WAS LIKE '98? 876 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,833 NO. IT WAS, UH -- IT WAS '99. 877 00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:41,917 IT WAS JUST AFTER STAPLES CENTER OPENED. 878 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,500 MAN, WHERE'S ALL THE TIME GONE? 879 00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:44,750 MAN, I DON'T KNOW. 880 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:46,500 HEY, WE'RE STILL STANDING, BROTHER. RIGHT? 881 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:47,958 BY THE GRACE OF GOD. 882 00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,833 OH, YEAH. HE'S STARTING WITH HIS A.A. STUFF AGAIN. 883 00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:51,417 [ LAUGHS ] HEY! HEY! 884 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,542 TO COOPER! 885 00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:54,250 COOP! COOP! COOP! COOP! 886 00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:56,542 LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ROUND! ANOTHER ROUND, LADIES! 887 00:37:56,625 --> 00:37:58,000 COME ON, YOU GUYS! 888 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:01,458 [ ALL CHEERING ] 889 00:38:01,542 --> 00:38:03,542 THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. 890 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:05,750 OH, COME ON! NOPE. I HAD A LONG DAY. 891 00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:06,958 GONNA RACK OUT. 892 00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:08,333 HEY, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 893 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:09,667 ABSOLUTELY. 894 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,917 OFFICER COOPER... 895 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,708 IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE, SIR. 896 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,167 I LOVE YOU, MAN. 897 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,708 I KNOW YOU DO, ASSHOLE. 898 00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:19,833 AND I MEAN THAT. 899 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:23,208 [ LAUGHTER ] 900 00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,708 SEE YA, COOP. 901 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:27,625 MAN, I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME SHIT WITH THAT GUY. 902 00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:30,083 John: YEP. [ LAUGHS ] 903 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:31,833 THANKS FOR COMING, BROTHER. 904 00:38:31,917 --> 00:38:33,250 Tang: HEY, JOHN! 905 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:36,542 LET ME WALK YOU OUT BEFORE HE STARTS 12-STEPPING US. 906 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,583 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 907 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,958 THANKS. 908 00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,750 FOR WHAT? 909 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:47,250 FOR THIS. 910 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,958 IT WAS NICE. 911 00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:50,750 IT'S IMPORTANT TO CELEBRATE PEOPLE 912 00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,708 WHILE THEY'RE STILL HERE, YOU KNOW? 913 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:55,625 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 914 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,125 HEY, I GOT SOME NEWS. UM... 915 00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:00,042 I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO TELL YOU BEFORE. 916 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,833 I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR PARTY. 917 00:39:01,917 --> 00:39:04,208 OKAY. 918 00:39:04,292 --> 00:39:06,417 THAT JUMPER KID, MIKE? HE... 919 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,208 HE GOT SOMEONE FROM THE HOSPITAL TO REMOVE HIS RESTRAINTS, 920 00:39:09,292 --> 00:39:11,958 AND HE JUMPED OFF THE 14th FLOOR. 921 00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:14,333 [ SIGHS ] 922 00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:16,625 YEAH. 923 00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:18,167 I KNOW. 924 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,083 IT WAS ON THE RADIO ON THE DRIVE OVER. 925 00:39:20,167 --> 00:39:22,208 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 926 00:39:22,292 --> 00:39:23,833 WHAT'S TO BE SAID? 927 00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:26,083 HE WAS DETERMINED TO JUMP. 928 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:31,042 IT'S JUST A WASTE FOR HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY, YOU KNOW? 929 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:33,042 YEAH. 930 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:36,833 YEAH. I MEAN, AM I UPSET THAT ANOTHER GAY KID 931 00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:40,750 DECIDED TO CHECK OUT BECAUSE OF SOME IGNORANT PUNKS? 932 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,375 YEAH. 933 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,083 ABSOLUTELY. 934 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:47,958 BUT I GOT HIM OFF THE BUILDING, DIDN'T I? 935 00:39:48,042 --> 00:39:51,500 THAT'S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. 936 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:55,333 I CAN'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM AFTER I LEAVE THEM. 937 00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:57,375 IT'S HARD NOT TO. 938 00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,958 YOU KNOW, IF I HAD, I NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT 22 YEARS. 939 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:05,625 GOOD NIGHT. 940 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,458 GOOD NIGHT. 941 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,500 HEY, JOHN. 942 00:40:14,042 --> 00:40:15,792 I REALLY HOPE YOU MAKE IT TO 30. 943 00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:17,375 PLUS ONE DAY. 944 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:20,250 PLUS ONE DAY. 945 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:22,917 All: [ Chanting ] COOP! COOP! COOP! COOP! COOP! COOP! 946 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,625 COOP! COOP! COOP! COOP! 947 00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:26,500 Dewey: HEY, WHOEVER'S GOT THE BEST COOPER CAPER, 948 00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:28,792 I'M BUYING ROUNDS FOR EVERYBODY, OKAY? 949 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,167 [ ALL CHEERING ] 950 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:33,083 BUT YOU GOT TO BEAT THIS ONE. ALL RIGHT? 951 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:36,000 ONE NIGHT, COOP AND I, IT'S LIKE 2:30 IN THE MORNING. 952 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,375 WE'RE ROLLING DOWN ALAMEDA. 953 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:39,083 WE CRUISE UP ON THIS BUS STOP 954 00:40:39,167 --> 00:40:42,292 AND WE COME ACROSS THE BIGGEST, MEANEST, NASTIEST CRACK WHORE 955 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,625 IN ALL OF NEWTON. 956 00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,167 I SWEAR TO GOD. NASTY IRENE. YOU REMEMBER HER? 957 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:47,208 YEAH. 958 00:40:47,292 --> 00:40:49,000 THIS BITCH CANNOT STAND COOP'S ASS. 959 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:51,125 WE PULL UP AND SHE STARTS GOING AT HIM -- 960 00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:53,083 "NEE-NEE-NEE-NEE-NEE-NEE" -- RIGHT FROM THE TOP. 961 00:40:53,167 --> 00:40:55,458 ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STOPS, STARES HIM IN THE EYE, 962 00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:58,042 AND SAYS, "YOU GOT ANY BREATH SPRAY?" 963 00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,500 YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES? 964 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:00,833 HE REACHES IN HIS POCKET... 965 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,125 ♪ NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER ♪ 966 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:10,083 ♪ EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD ♪ 67384

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