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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:32,091 Dude, Dell fucking Evans is gonna ride our new board 2 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,970 at the Freestyle competition at Breck this weekend. 3 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:37,598 Pre-orders are gonna go through the roof. 4 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,641 Can we confirm with his rep 5 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:40,892 that he'll post it on the Gram? 6 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,061 Uh, Dell is my boy. 7 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,813 This is friendship, not business. 8 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,272 Of course he knows what's up. 9 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,066 Nicely done, bro. 10 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,109 And that little snafu with the bindings? 11 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,070 Uh, factory corrected and pressure tested last week. 12 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:53,655 We're salary. Yes! 13 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:55,406 Looks like you're in 14 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,450 for some powder paradise this weekend, man. 15 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,577 It's gonna be so epic. Catch you on the flip. 16 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,663 Aight. 17 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,666 Congratulations. 18 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,877 You played such a big part in this. 19 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,128 I'm sorry, but I did nothing. 20 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,713 No, you've been everything. 21 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,590 When everyone thought I was crazy 22 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,676 to design my own board, 23 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,512 you were there, here... 24 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,389 with me. 25 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,890 And I know you've been swamped with your own shit, 26 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,559 but not once did I feel alone, 27 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,602 so I'm just... 28 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,107 So happy? Yeah. 29 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,692 So am I. 30 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,072 What? 31 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,949 I would just love to see the look on my professor's face 32 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,659 if I called my dissertation paper 33 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,244 "my own shit." 34 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,455 Oh, ha-ha. 35 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,499 Hey, come here. 36 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,459 No more work. 37 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,045 This weekend's about us. Okay? 38 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:00,931 You good? 39 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,516 Of course. Why? 40 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,768 It's just you've been doing your stare out the window thing 41 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:06,812 for a while now. 42 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,608 I'm just excited to get away with you this weekend. 43 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:14,403 Feels like we've both been in an endless work bubble. 44 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,363 Yeah, me too. 45 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,368 So beautiful. 46 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,901 - Heath, what is this? - We're here. 47 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,529 - Your parents' ski cabin? - Yeah. 48 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,032 Um, flows off the tongue 49 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:04,369 better than 16 bedroom ski chalet 50 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,704 that... 51 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,379 we have all to ourselves this weekend. 52 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,484 Not bad, huh? 53 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,821 In the summer we can take the boat out in the lake. 54 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,699 I'm sorry if I seem overwhelmed. 55 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,493 I just was not expecting this. 56 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,704 Yeah. Most people aren't. 57 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,289 Forgive me if this is rude, but I've met your parents... 58 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,292 And they're not pretentious assholes like me? 59 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,545 Exactly. 60 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:56,672 Come on. It's just a house. 61 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,858 Ah, mi casa es tu casa. 62 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,235 Come on. I'll give you the tour. 63 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,446 Strong bones... 64 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:22,573 keeps us afloat. 65 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:25,283 Chairs, if sitting's your thing. 66 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,869 I personally am a standup guy myself. 67 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,913 If forced to sit, I like to do it by the fire. 68 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,208 Family dinner time. 69 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,377 My personal favorite... 70 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,297 the couch. 71 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,841 Very impressive, Mr. Jacobson. 72 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,385 But I'm gonna need some time to look over the fine print. 73 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:47,264 I have the contracts here already to sign. 74 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:48,891 Come here, babe. 75 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,646 I can't even imagine the parties you had here growing up. 76 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,108 You have no idea. 77 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:00,235 I have a few. 78 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,656 So what should we do first? 79 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,659 I have a few ideas in that department, too. 80 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,536 But I'm afraid if we get started on those ideas, 81 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,081 we won't get any ski runs in. 82 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,999 Oh, we have time to get over to the mountain 83 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,459 before it closes? 84 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,045 Come here. This is the best part. 85 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,758 We can ski on, right from here? 86 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,717 Not to the main mountain, 87 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,719 but that's a private run just for us, 88 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,763 for the other residents in the development. 89 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:29,765 Oh, my God. 90 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:31,933 I'm gonna call down and make sure 91 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,726 they keep the lift open 92 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,607 and have to check in with the office real quick. 93 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,773 Why don't you go pick out a room for us? 94 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,149 Upstairs? 95 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,777 Wherever you want. Explore. 96 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,570 But I think you'll find the master bedroom 97 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,331 overlooking the valley doesn't suck that bad. 98 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,909 I'll meet you downstairs in a bit. 99 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,994 Boo! Sorry. You scared me. 100 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:18,372 Yeah, my dad nerds out hard on all this shit. 101 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,957 What is all this? 102 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,835 Oh, mining antiquities he collects. 103 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,379 The old nut loves the Americana of it all. 104 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,257 I think it makes him feel more blue-collar or something. 105 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,759 Oh, yeah? 106 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,552 And how's that working out for him? 107 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,430 Hey, I think pretty well. You said so yourself. 108 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,725 Why mining? 109 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,728 Well, Snow Valley's an old mining town. 110 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,898 This whole area is built on the old tunnels. 111 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,358 They went bust at the turn of the century 112 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,486 and this area got developed into a ski town. 113 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,532 You think they skied? 114 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,201 You kidding me? 115 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,328 This dude was the first Olympic champ 116 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,580 sponsored by Atomic. 117 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,087 Speaking of, shall we? 118 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,484 Honestly, I don't know why it was so cold 119 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,652 in that Roller Rink that night, 120 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,529 but when I bent over, 121 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:35,951 it was like a... a winter storm system shot up my ass. 122 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,452 I'm telling you, 123 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,037 when you leaned over the tire skates, 124 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,915 the sound your pants made when they ripped 125 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,376 was etched in my mind forever. 126 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,044 Hey, at least I saved the course. 127 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,338 That you did. 128 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,299 The look on some of those kids' faces 129 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,718 as your left butt cheek hung out as you skated 130 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,303 was so funny. 131 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,471 The cost of business of going commando 132 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,224 and ain't always pretty. 133 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,062 What about me? 134 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,689 What did you think? 135 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,357 I mean, obviously, you thought 136 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,569 I was the most beautiful woman you'd ever seen. 137 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,321 But when I skated up to you for the first time 138 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,656 and introduced myself. 139 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,450 Honestly? 140 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:18,994 Honestly. 141 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:23,415 Well, I know I'm supposed to say something funny or cute, but... 142 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,125 I was in love with you 143 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,461 from the moment I set eyes on you. 144 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,172 And actually, in that moment, I... I was pissed at myself 145 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,882 for being such a showboat 146 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,603 because I thought you'd think I was a clown. 147 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,887 Oh, well, rest assured, I still very much think that. 148 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,264 But... 149 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,853 Who's here? 150 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,897 Go have a look. 151 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,074 Special delivery. 152 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,243 Oh, um, Heath, it's... 153 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,844 One second. I don't have my wallet on me. 154 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,539 - It's on the house. - Oh. 155 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,541 Thank you. 156 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,378 - Have a nice night. - You too. 157 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,638 - Wait, how... - Surprise. 158 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,764 How did you... 159 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,349 Ah, I've made some moves 160 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,227 with the pizza place in town. 161 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,853 Now you might not count the night we shared a slice 162 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,106 with my ass hanging out of my jeans our first date 163 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,608 but I do. 164 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,653 You are too much. 165 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,072 Heath, I've been so swamped in my paper I haven't even... 166 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,282 Hey. 167 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,826 Happy anniversary. 168 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,913 - Oh, my God. I love you. - I love you, too. 169 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,750 And on top of this being our first anniversary... 170 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,544 I not only wanna celebrate that, 171 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,755 but kickstart another. 172 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,475 - Heath. Stop. - Open it. 173 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,898 It was my grandmother's. 174 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,276 Now I... I'm not gonna try and top the pizza 175 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,153 from the Roller Rink with anything too clever 176 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,739 because I'm just gonna sound like a cheese stick. 177 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,324 Come here. 178 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,161 I fucking love you. 179 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,372 And this has been the best year of my life. 180 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,207 And actually, 181 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,168 there's a really bad storm coming in tomorrow, 182 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,961 so if you say no, 183 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,002 it could get awkward between us if we're stuck here. 184 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,134 I can't lie. 185 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,636 I liked the sound of Laura Jacobson better 186 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,639 than Laura Pell the first night I met you. 187 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,059 So I guess the answer's yes. 188 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,395 Come here. 189 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,379 Are you here to save me? 190 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,305 Are you here to save me? 191 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,925 Hmm. 192 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,929 Well, what are you waiting for? 193 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,224 Show me the fucking rock, bitch. 194 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,935 Ew. 195 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,354 Seriously, show me the ring. 196 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,314 It's his grandmother's, you douchebag. 197 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,858 I'm kidding! 198 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,818 I know. I love it. 199 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,614 And I love how traditional and romantic he is. 200 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,451 Shut up, Kiko. You know you live for the bling. 201 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,663 You're right. But for you, I love it. 202 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,248 Did he tell you what he did? 203 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,084 Oh, my God! It was so adorable. 204 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,838 He came to see me and asked for my permission 205 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,300 just like he would've done if mom and dad were still alive. 206 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,263 Okay. What is wrong? 207 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,765 Nothing is wrong. 208 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,101 You have that Laura look. 209 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,187 Everyone and their looks I have. 210 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,022 Can I not just have a resting facial expression 211 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,274 without people demanding an explanation? 212 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,359 No. 213 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,237 I'm your sister. What's up? 214 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,908 You should just see this place. 215 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:59,620 Uh, bitch, I better see it a lot. 216 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,163 It's just their ski house 217 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,792 and it's like a mansion. 218 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,877 And you're complaining? 219 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,962 Is it weird that I didn't know his family was this wealthy? 220 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,255 Of course not! 221 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,424 It means he's classy. 222 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,718 And you might be the first woman in history 223 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,180 to be bugging because her husband is loaded. 224 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,557 Well, I'm not saying I'm mad and I get it. 225 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,019 I just didn't know. 226 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,189 - You always do this. - What? 227 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,733 You talk yourself off a ledge whenever you're happy. 228 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,694 I am so not on a ledge. 229 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,406 Well, then this isn't me talking you off of one then. 230 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,493 You work and study so hard. 231 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,119 And the one night that I convince you 232 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,704 to come out and get laid, 233 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,665 you bag a unicorn 234 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,251 because you fucking deserve it. 235 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:51,089 You are the best, most caring person I know. 236 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,425 But this is your much wiser older sister 237 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,721 telling you that everything is fine and then some. 238 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,182 And that I'll always be jealous of you 239 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,142 because everything about you is perfect 240 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,103 because that's what you put out in the universe. 241 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,397 - Thanks, Oprah. - Fuck you. 242 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,440 Fuck you too. 243 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,071 Laura? 244 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,993 I'll call you later. Someone's at the door. 245 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,954 Okay. Bye. 246 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,711 Heath? 247 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,048 One sec. I'm coming. 248 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,475 Um, can I help you? 249 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,485 It's you. 250 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,238 Excuse me? 251 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,157 How rude of me. I... 252 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,826 I was looking for Heath. 253 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,330 But now I'm reminded. 254 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,290 He did tell me he was having guests this weekend. 255 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,085 Oh, it's just me. I'm the only guest. 256 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,260 I'm sorry, who are you? 257 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,847 I'm Ellen. I work for the Jacobsons. 258 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,682 Oh. Apologies. 259 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,894 You must think I'm quite the fool. 260 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,811 But you see, 261 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,856 I stepped out for some groceries 262 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,276 and I left my keys in my room. 263 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,655 Oh, you're... You're staying here? 264 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,742 I live here, darling. 265 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:47,997 You were here last night? 266 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,877 No, I slept outside. 267 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,342 Of course I was here. Where else would I have been? 268 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,597 Not to worry, I won't interrupt your little love nest. 269 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,434 You'll likely never see me again. 270 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,271 Dude, that's sick. 271 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,775 All right, my brother, I'll hit you up manana. 272 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,902 Dell posted on his socials 273 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,404 about riding my board tomorrow 274 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,573 and pre-orders are already rolling in. 275 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:27,161 Did you ever think life could be this dope? 276 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,623 What? 277 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,750 Um... 278 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,420 I just met Ellen. 279 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,714 Oh, don't worry about her. She's just the help. 280 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,008 Been with us for years. 281 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,260 "Just the help." Got it. 282 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:46,013 Forgive me, I didn't grow up in a 16-bedroom ski chalet. 283 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,681 Neither did I. 284 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,307 This is just where I come skiing sometimes. 285 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,143 - Come on, let's... - No, this isn't okay, 286 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,894 because I didn't know someone else was here last night 287 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,188 and we weren't exactly being discreet out here. 288 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,315 And even if we were, it might've been kinda nice 289 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,984 to know someone else was at the house. 290 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,111 Wait, sorry. That totally came out wrong. 291 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,281 I... I'm just excited and... 292 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,617 Sorry, I didn't think to say anything 293 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,287 because I called and told her to take the weekend off. 294 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,539 And... and she said she had plans to go see her sister. 295 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,666 Now clearly that did not happen. 296 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,252 But Ellen has her own apartment above the garage 297 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,087 with its own entrance and everything. 298 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,797 And I'm gonna go tear her a new one 299 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,278 for coming in through that front door. 300 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,385 No, I... I'm sorry. She forgot her keys. 301 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,638 I was just caught off guard. That's all. 302 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,266 You certainly don't need to tear her a new one. 303 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,060 I was kidding about the new one and the tearing of it. 304 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,063 Yeah, I know you were. 305 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,647 But I think she made our bed. 306 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,848 So maybe you could tell her she doesn't have to do that. 307 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,320 No, I think I did. 308 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,073 I've seen you make a bed, Heath. She definitely did. 309 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,117 She's a housekeeper. It's in her DNA. 310 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,994 I'm just gonna send her a text to tell her that she, uh... 311 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,704 Oh, she beat me to it. 312 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,457 She, uh, profusely apologizes. 313 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,876 She said she was gonna go to her sister's this weekend, 314 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,336 but with this storm coming, 315 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,506 she's going to stay put and hunker down. 316 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,758 - Heath, I'm sorry. - Don't be. 317 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,135 I should have said something. 318 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,139 - I'm just happy and excited. - So am I. 319 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:19,022 And even more so because I have an entire weekend 320 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,690 of the best skiing in the world 321 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,401 with the best fiancée in the world. 322 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,862 Should we invite Ellen? 323 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,281 Yeah, Ellen's more of a sledder. 324 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,701 Come on, let's go hit the slopes. 325 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,903 Aw, that's sweet. 326 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,070 John and Sarah sent us a cute note. 327 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,364 Oh, they're the best. 328 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,543 I recognize that guy. 329 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,129 Don't worry about him. Works for the development. 330 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,770 I keep telling him the driveway is heated. 331 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,175 Hey, pal. Uh, we're good. 332 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,510 The driveway is heated, but... but thanks. 333 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,222 Storm's coming in. 334 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:16,723 Uh, yeah, we heard. 335 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,266 The driveway is heated, 336 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:19,727 like I've said about five times now. 337 00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,565 - What the fuck! - Storm's coming in! 338 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,486 Yeah, we got the memo, fucktard! And get off my property. 339 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,614 I'm telling you, I recognize those guys. 340 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,616 Yeah, so do I. They work for the development. 341 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,493 Nice guys usually. Probably just... 342 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,203 I'm fucking crying today. 343 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,622 No, they're... 344 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,457 What? 345 00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,794 Laura, wait! 346 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,846 What? 347 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,435 Laura. 348 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:06,732 What's your deal? 349 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:12,029 I swear I thought those guys were from the photo. 350 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:14,865 Sorry. I... 351 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,576 - I'm crazy. - No, it's fine. 352 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,607 It's probably just the altitude. 353 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,832 - It messes with me too. - It must be. 354 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,460 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. Are you kidding? 355 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,586 Come on. 356 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,090 You know what you need? The hot tub. 357 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,302 - Yes. - Let's go. 358 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,437 - Surprise! - Surprise! 359 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:51,067 Thought I'd, uh, invite a few friends to help celebrate. 360 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,194 Oh, my God. 361 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,323 Yeah, girl, I knew this day was coming. 362 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,450 I've been manifesting so hard for you and Heath. 363 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,201 Thank you so much. 364 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,870 So happy you guys could make it. 365 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,789 - Congrats, my dude. - Thanks, B. 366 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,207 Interesting, you wanna walk me through the pieces? 367 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,209 Oh, yeah. Issey Miyake. 368 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,794 Get on the level, bro. 369 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,881 If you say so. Best man right here. 370 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,675 - Brannon, so great to see you. - Oh, likewise, my lady. 371 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,845 Miracle we've made it with Crash Bandicoot driving. 372 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,347 Yeah, once we made it through the storm 373 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:22,015 it was fine, but it was on our tails. 374 00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:23,433 They think access to the mountain's 375 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,809 gonna be shut down by nine tonight. 376 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,186 You know what that means? 377 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,646 - Unfortunately, I do. - Hmm. 378 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,317 - Powder paradise. - Powder paradise. 379 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:35,403 They're such tools. Let me see it. 380 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:39,032 Are you so happy? So much. 381 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,117 And I'm so happy you guys are here. 382 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,161 Now I know why you wanted to get so much food. 383 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:46,373 Oh, sushi chef Laura is gonna light it the fuck up tonight. 384 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,083 You're putting her to work in the kitchen 385 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,584 on her engagement weekend? 386 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,586 Um, no, I'm putting all of you to work 387 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,427 because I'm teaching you all how to make sushi. 388 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,174 - Fun. - Oh, dude. 389 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,675 You know Dell Evans? 390 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,260 Not, uh, personally. No. 391 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,887 He's riding my new board tomorrow 392 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,680 at the freestyle competition at Breckenridge. 393 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,474 Look at that. Oh, yeah. 394 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,352 Guys, can we not bring business vibes into this? 395 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,633 I think we're here to celebrate. 396 00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:10,814 Sure thing, boss. 397 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,565 - I'll get glasses. - I'll roll with. 398 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,527 And then we will all roll with to the hot tub. 399 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,405 Oh, my God. 400 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,532 How amazing is this place? 401 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,326 Still trying to wrap my mind around it. 402 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,246 So much abundance... 403 00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:28,541 and a lot of room for kids to run around. 404 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,209 Don't worry, G. 405 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,920 My toast is gonna murder at the wedding. 406 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:37,257 But, uh, tonight let's just get our motherfucking drink on. 407 00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:40,051 Okay? So to the best couple I know. 408 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,179 Soon to be the best married couple I know. 409 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,723 New moon blessings. 410 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:55,401 What? 411 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,029 Everything okay? Yeah. What's up? 412 00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:04,160 - Tastes fine. - I wish it was the Champers. 413 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,787 Whatever it is, Brannon, you can tell us. 414 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,747 What? 415 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,416 Yeah, I mean, come on. We're in a jacuzzi, dog. 416 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,334 We've got powder days in the forecast 417 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:14,879 and enough sushi to feed an army. 418 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,506 I mean, what could possibly be wrong? 419 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,341 Ed knows about this weekend. 420 00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:22,218 And Ed being Ed, 421 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:25,680 he's, um, on his way here right now. 422 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,640 What? Why didn't you tell me this? 423 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:30,185 I just found out, I just got a text when we were driving up. 424 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,728 Of course, like I can't think 425 00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:33,771 and drive at the same time, right. 426 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,273 That's not what I meant. 427 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,483 I just know how you feel about Ed 428 00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:38,276 and the storm was really bad 429 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,477 and I didn't want you to crash the car and kill us both. 430 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,323 Wait, what? 431 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,076 - Who's Ed? - I haven't told you about Ed? 432 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,537 Uh, no. 433 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:53,124 Uh, my mom tells his mom everything 434 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,127 and somehow he found out. 435 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,130 Well, if it's a friend of yours, I'm sure we can... 436 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,632 Like you said, we have plenty of food. 437 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,550 Food is not the solution. 438 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,885 No, it is not. 439 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,386 What's his deal? 440 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,888 Nobody really knows, to be honest. 441 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,806 He comes from a perfectly good family. 442 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,975 My money is, he got dropped on the head as a baby 443 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,393 and then picked up 444 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,686 and then dropped on his head again. 445 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,355 And then again. 446 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:16,940 His brother did say something once 447 00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,025 about his temporal lobe, whatever that is. 448 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,693 - It's part of his brain. - Right. 449 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,947 Uh, Ed doesn't really have a normal, uh... 450 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,573 Operating system. 451 00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,952 That's why he just assumes he's invited. 452 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,412 Well, the dude has a... 453 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:34,374 His heart is strangely in the right place, I will say. 454 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,293 What place is that? 455 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,629 I... I don't know, he does, like, 456 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,381 disaster relief and shit like that. 457 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:42,590 I don't know. The Sean Penn shit. 458 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,093 Sean Penn shit. 459 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,388 Will Ed be invited to the wedding? 460 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:49,889 Our families are close. 461 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,516 It's one of those bridges 462 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:52,850 we would have to cross sooner or later. 463 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,394 Yeah. 464 00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:56,230 Is he bringing a girlfriend or wife? 465 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,691 - Doubtful. - Boyfriend? 466 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,651 I actually think he banged a ladyboy in Thailand. 467 00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:04,612 Oh. Woo. Dude. Ed gets girls. 468 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,739 Fucks them on bathroom sinks 469 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,741 like he did with the caterer at our wedding 470 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,368 while my grandmother was still using the toilet, 471 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,120 like, terrified. 472 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,746 Dude killed it on the dance floor that night. 473 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,415 Oh, yes he did. I remember that. 474 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:16,792 Are you guys serious right now? 475 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,460 Hey, you're the manifestation coach. 476 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,462 Why don't you just will it away? 477 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,172 Wait, you're what? 478 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,632 A new project I'm working on 479 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:25,925 that Brannon doesn't take seriously. 480 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,219 Babe, I gave you the seed funding 481 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,555 to get your app started, I was making a joke. 482 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,390 Thank you for letting the whole world know 483 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,017 that I can't do anything without your help. 484 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,060 Guys! 485 00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,812 Guys, it's my weekend. 486 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,606 I mean, it's our weekend. 487 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,776 But we're here to ski, eat, drink, and have fun. 488 00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:45,404 If Ed is what you say he is... 489 00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,197 we'll drink more. 490 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:49,991 We're gonna need heroin. 491 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:51,785 Yeah, like a lot of it. 492 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,721 So once you put your rice and fish in, 493 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,141 you just sort of wet the seaweed like this. 494 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,061 Then you roll it, push it down... 495 00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:19,730 roll it again... 496 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,316 and voilà. 497 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,693 Voilà. 498 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,487 Guys. 499 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,738 This storm is getting bad. 500 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,281 They just, uh, closed the highway. 501 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,909 Maybe Ed will have to turn back. 502 00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:35,704 Who's gonna have to turn back? 503 00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:38,123 Heathcliff? 504 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:39,999 Edward. 505 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,627 Where the fuck is everybody? 506 00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,143 I thought this was supposed to be a party. 507 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:45,756 Just us, Ed. 508 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:47,716 B-man. 509 00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:49,968 I wasn't expecting to see you. 510 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,387 Likewise. 511 00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,390 Yeah, that storm is no fucking joke, though. 512 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,183 Thank God airport security 513 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,019 didn't find my little baby blow bullet. 514 00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:02,398 This shit was my North Star throughout that storm. 515 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,691 Pun intendo. 516 00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:06,068 Ed, just... 517 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,237 spectacular outfit as always. 518 00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:11,364 - Hey, look good? - Feel good. 519 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:12,824 - Yes, sir. - Mm-hmm. 520 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,993 All right, my brother. 521 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,080 Cut these threads at the Salt Lake City airport. 522 00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:21,750 Pick some chump's pocket while we were deboarding the plane. 523 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,877 I'm sorry, but who the fuck stands up 524 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:26,338 as soon as the plane lands? 525 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,632 Um, do I fucking know you? 526 00:33:29,425 --> 00:33:31,343 Oh, I fucking know you. 527 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,721 You motherfucker! 528 00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:36,597 Come here. Gimme hug. Gimme hug. 529 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:37,890 No, don't give me hug. Don't give me... 530 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,309 Fuck you. 531 00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,132 Where's this honey of yours, huh? 532 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,731 Oh, my days. 533 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,360 Well done, doggy. Well done. 534 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,158 Laura, it's a pleasure to meet you. 535 00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:57,160 I'm Anna, Brannon's wife. 536 00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:58,661 We've met. 537 00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:01,456 Yeah, right. Right. My bad. My bad. 538 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,916 4th of July. 539 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,377 Our wedding. Yeah. 540 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,254 Right. 541 00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,380 Right. 542 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,841 How's your grandma? 543 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,593 She has some great memories with you. 544 00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,219 She's still taking a shit? 545 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,221 You still fucking girls on sinks? 546 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,224 It's still more sanitary than floors. 547 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,226 - It's really good to see you. - Likewise. 548 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,021 Ed. I'm Laura. 549 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,191 - I've heard so much about you. - Oh. 550 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,818 Oh, now you... 551 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,238 you are a keeper. 552 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,073 Oh, yes, beautiful 553 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,202 and intelligent. 554 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,121 So lovely to meet you. 555 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,749 Ooh, what are y'all making? 556 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,505 That is revolting. 557 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,966 So I guess we can't interest you in "Make your own sushi" night. 558 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,178 Not unless Nobu Matsuhisa is the instructor, love. 559 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,889 Hey. 560 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,476 Yeah, I'm gonna need some room for prep. 561 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,103 I brought meats for days. 562 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,607 You brought meats for days, like, on a plane? 563 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,236 Well, you can put human remains 564 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:14,821 in a checked bag these days. 565 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:17,406 They're only looking for bombs. 566 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,493 And cocaine, right through security. 567 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:23,371 Cocaine. Hello, cocaine. 568 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:25,749 Oh, speaking of... 569 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,877 the bachelor party's all handled. 570 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,128 Yeah. 571 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,173 Me and Mitch locked down a guest house 572 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,885 at one of Pablo Escobar's 573 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,638 old ranches just outside of Medellín. 574 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,431 Yeah, I guess you just tip these handlers 575 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,976 a few Colombian pesos, they can get you anything 576 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:46,811 from a live panther to a traffic team... 577 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,730 Sorry to break up this riveting guys weekend chit-chat. 578 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,233 But doesn't the best man usually handle that? 579 00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:55,152 I didn't make the plans because I'm some basic groomsman 580 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,713 with nothing better to do with his life. 581 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,368 Oh, my God! 582 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,911 Seriously, you need to go on Lexapro again. 583 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,454 He has a fucking gun! 584 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:06,956 Dude, what the fuck? 585 00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,917 What? I'm in Utah. 586 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,711 I can open carry as long as it's not loaded. 587 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,088 You're in Snow Valley, Ed, you didn't need to come strapped. 588 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,883 Hey, this is not the time in American history 589 00:36:16,884 --> 00:36:19,051 to be Second Amendment shaming anyone, Heath. 590 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,469 Okay, copy that. 591 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,929 But, uh, why did you feel the need 592 00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,307 to bring, like, a gat to, 593 00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,517 you know, a nice safe house? 594 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,853 Why don't you tell us what you love most 595 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,730 about the United States Constitution? 596 00:36:30,731 --> 00:36:32,982 And then I'll go. Ready? 597 00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:35,651 No, not ready. This... this is a ski weekend. 598 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,820 We're not discussing our favorite amendments. 599 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,990 Ed, I love you, but the gun is going in the safe. 600 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,326 I wanna leave. 601 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,119 You're not gonna get anywhere on those roads 602 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,454 without a snowcat, honey. 603 00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:47,915 Well, then we'll ski to a hotel. 604 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:52,251 - Come on. - No, no relax. We're not going. 605 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,212 Oh, my lord. Bless this house. 606 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,590 If I'd have known I'd be here with all these snowflakes 607 00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:59,801 I would've concealed carry my. 38. 608 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:03,012 - Fine. Fine. - Hey, hey. Come on. 609 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:04,056 Fine! 610 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:06,390 I put it in the fucking safe. 611 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,186 Fucking pussies. 612 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,813 Lead the way. 613 00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:17,527 Wow. 614 00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,035 Why do you have a safe? 615 00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:28,205 Cash in hand in case anyone gets kidnapped. 616 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,082 Who knows in these times? 617 00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:31,959 These times. 618 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,460 Where you're worried about getting kidnapped, 619 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,921 and I get shamed for packing a little heat. 620 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,049 Ed, it's going in the safe. 621 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:40,926 Hand it over. 622 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,560 And the clips. 623 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,147 Really cooking my grits, Heath. 624 00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,650 And the holster. 625 00:37:57,818 --> 00:37:59,319 I want no memory of this. 626 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:03,907 Well, good luck forgetting me. 627 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,368 I'm unforgettable. 628 00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:08,412 Yeah. 629 00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:11,498 I'm unforgettable, bitch. 630 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,182 So, it's called a sip and see. 631 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,726 You know, you sip champagne 632 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,644 and everyone meets my sister's baby. 633 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,229 Aw! 634 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:37,023 I think my favorite thing about crypto 635 00:38:37,024 --> 00:38:39,064 is I literally just made 58K in the last 20 seconds. 636 00:38:57,127 --> 00:38:58,544 Bon appétit. 637 00:38:58,545 --> 00:38:59,879 I gotta hand it to you, Ed. 638 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,508 This looks and smells amazing. 639 00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:06,803 Just a heads up, javelina's a gamey swine. 640 00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:08,430 You hunted this? 641 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,931 Shot it rummaging through the trash 642 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,516 in my dumpster. 643 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,894 Oh, but be careful. 644 00:39:14,478 --> 00:39:15,979 I wasn't able to find the slug. 645 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,065 Baby bites. 646 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,400 Dumpster pig. Hmm. 647 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,818 First time for everything. 648 00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:23,820 Tell me about yourself. 649 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,905 You don't look like one of Heath's 650 00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:27,741 normal trust fund digger bitches. 651 00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:32,119 I appreciate your honesty, 652 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,081 but the jury's still out on cutting a living. 653 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,290 I'm a graduate student. Oh. 654 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,709 - Getting my doctorate. - Oh! See? 655 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,004 Didn't I tell you I could tell she was smart? 656 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,215 Oh, yeah, how's your... 657 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,133 You're working on some crazy research paper, right? 658 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:47,927 I'm sorry, Anna. 659 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,054 We were talking. 660 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:52,306 And where I'm from, when people are talking, 661 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,849 you don't interrupt them. 662 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,061 Oh, yeah? Where's that Ed? Hell? 663 00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:59,730 Let's dial back the hostility, please. 664 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,942 - Are you kidding me? - I'm so sorry about her. 665 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,403 As you were. 666 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:10,324 So, I study abnormal child psychology. 667 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,368 Wow. 668 00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,245 That must come in handy living with Heath. 669 00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:16,414 Fuck you. 670 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,376 Oh, um, uh, her paper just got published. 671 00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,670 Ooh, that is tight. 672 00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,088 Can I get it on Audible? 673 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:26,715 No, and you wouldn't want to. 674 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,509 It's a scholarly paper. 675 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:31,011 Mostly circulates with professors and students. 676 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,223 Try me. I love books. 677 00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:36,351 Romance, thriller, cottage core. 678 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,936 You name it, I have read it. 679 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,189 You know, it has got some elements of a mystery. 680 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,233 What is it? 681 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,612 I study extrasensory perception in case studies of children 682 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,241 with extreme developmental disabilities. 683 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:53,493 Damn. 684 00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:55,120 Sounds trippy. 685 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,831 Believe me, I know. It's a lot to chew on. 686 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:01,585 Extrasensory like psychic? 687 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:03,503 To put it plainly, yes. 688 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:08,465 Especially in extreme cases of autism and schizophrenia, 689 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,926 the subjects I study are able to read symbols on cards 690 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,137 without even seeing them. 691 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,307 Telepathic communication isn't uncommon. 692 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,768 And their ability to create images 693 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,146 of people they've never even met 694 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,899 that we've linked to actual people... 695 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,276 it's pretty wild. 696 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,485 It's like The Shining? 697 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,279 Kind of. Yeah. 698 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,156 It's still pretty fringe, 699 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,408 and I'm not going on Joe Rogan anytime soon, but... 700 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,410 Wait, this is what your paper's about? 701 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:37,454 I fucking love Rogan. 702 00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:41,207 I've told you this like a hundred times. 703 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:42,459 Are you kidding? 704 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,085 Can they see dead people? 705 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,631 All the time. 706 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:55,598 You should have your patients come to this place. 707 00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,682 - Has he told you about it? - Here we go. 708 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,477 Dude, we do not need to go there. 709 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,811 Go where? Nothing. 710 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:05,731 Just the old mining history I was telling you about. 711 00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:08,943 Oh, then he definitely hasn't told you. 712 00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:12,279 Well, this weekend is just full of surprises. 713 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,781 Ed, come on. 714 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,616 We're here to celebrate our engagement. 715 00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:17,618 If he hasn't told you, 716 00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,828 then you definitely don't wanna Google 717 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,914 "Snow Valley..." 718 00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:24,667 "insane asylum." 719 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:26,335 Please don't. 720 00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,045 - I don't have my phone on me. - Oh, my God. 721 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,880 You know, you... you... You could've listened 722 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,507 to the part where he's politely asked you 723 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:33,050 to not Google this. 724 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,053 This is so fucked up. What? 725 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:37,846 An old mine shaft that they used as, like, 726 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,183 a makeshift sanitarium for the mentally ill. 727 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,811 There was an explosion, and they all burned to death. 728 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,272 Yeah. Great dinner talk. 729 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,315 Anything's better than listening to Ed. 730 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,693 Look, it was a long time ago. 731 00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:51,653 People did a lot of fucked up shit. 732 00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:53,904 Fortunately, the state of Utah 733 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,114 Department of Mental Health and Science 734 00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:56,448 has come a long way since then. 735 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:57,993 Yeah, but that story is true. 736 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:02,037 And that nuthouse 737 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,956 was a part of the East McGovern shaft 738 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:06,960 that ran right beneath our feet. 739 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,506 Our buddy Clay... 740 00:43:12,716 --> 00:43:13,758 heard some... 741 00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,804 screams and shit down in the basement... 742 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,307 when we were in high school. 743 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,686 Cries that could only be... 744 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,565 tortured souls of the... 745 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:32,652 mentally ill patients that were incinerated... 746 00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:37,365 while trapped. 747 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:41,995 Burned to death... 748 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:47,750 right beneath this house. 749 00:43:47,751 --> 00:43:49,668 All right, dude, we... we get it. 750 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:52,088 Do you though? 751 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,179 Most horrific part... 752 00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:02,515 they all could have been saved. 753 00:44:05,602 --> 00:44:08,354 All the other miners were rescued 754 00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,315 and from much deeper tunnels. 755 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:14,527 - They purposely let them burn. - Hmm. 756 00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,990 That kinda energy never rests peacefully. 757 00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:23,411 How could anyone just dump their kids in a mineshaft? 758 00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:25,663 It happens more than you think. 759 00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:28,957 I mean, not in mineshafts, 760 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,793 but we've supervised cases 761 00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,962 of mentally ill kids being abandoned all the time. 762 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,799 If it feeds your intrigue, 763 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,177 I thought I heard something strange last night. 764 00:44:39,636 --> 00:44:41,553 The altitude. We talked about this. 765 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:44,891 Uh, the anniversary of the explosion is... 766 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:47,101 tonight. 767 00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:48,561 Tonight. January 14th. 768 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,189 - Did you know this? - Of course, I didn't. 769 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,899 And even if I did, why... 770 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,734 why would it matter? 771 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:58,153 Don't you remember how batshit everyone started acting 772 00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,280 the last time we partied here on the anniversary? 773 00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:02,032 Everyone was on shrooms. 774 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,076 Even still, I thought it was grim 775 00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:06,912 you picked the anniversary of the incineration 776 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:10,291 to have your engagement weekend, but it was a surprise, so... 777 00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,502 A surprise that you weren't invited to. 778 00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,671 Not invited? 779 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,715 Not invited. Anna. 780 00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,594 No one else wants to stand up to you. 781 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,470 You weren't invited. 782 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,556 Is this true? 783 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:29,561 Yeah, it's true. 784 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,354 Heath. 785 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,689 Ed... Was I not invited? 786 00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:34,732 You're always welcome. 787 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:37,025 You know that. 788 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,819 But, I mean, yeah, 789 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,572 this was supposed to be a couples' weekend. 790 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:42,782 I... 791 00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:46,202 I would've brought a date had I known, but... 792 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,166 Oh, I'm so sorry. 793 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,335 I'm... 794 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,963 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna go. 795 00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,965 Dude, you're not driving in this weather. 796 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,967 I don't care how much cocaine you brought. 797 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,386 No, I'm just gonna turn in. 798 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,805 Great. 799 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:09,057 Leave us to clean up your pig slaughter. 800 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:11,018 Don't worry about that. Ellen will do it tomorrow. 801 00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:13,729 Seriously? 802 00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:15,565 I'm just gonna go to bed. 803 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,860 Ed, wait, come on. 804 00:46:19,486 --> 00:46:22,488 We're gonna finish this amazing dinner 805 00:46:22,489 --> 00:46:24,823 and then go have a tournament on the golf simulator. 806 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,825 You all go play. 807 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,120 I won't be able to focus on my game. 808 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,124 I know when I'm not wanted. 809 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,959 Clearly, you don't. 810 00:46:35,877 --> 00:46:36,920 You've gotta stop. 811 00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:39,296 Ow, Brannon! You're hurting my arm. 812 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,798 I'm sorry, but this is bad. 813 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,383 What do you mean? 814 00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:44,927 When he gets emotional like this about not feeling wanted, 815 00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:47,012 it... it's third-grade birthday shit, 816 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:48,640 but it's his kryptonite. 817 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:51,226 Hence why he would always just assume he's invited. 818 00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:52,935 I should have said something earlier 819 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:55,188 but bad things can happen. 820 00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:58,274 And why'd you have to be so harsh? 821 00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:01,401 We're... we're talking about an uninvited guest 822 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,986 who brought a gun to a ski weekend. 823 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,738 Yeah, I... I know. I know that. 824 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,533 But he's here, and you just made it worse. 825 00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:09,576 Okay. How bad are we talking? 826 00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:10,620 Bad. Yeah. Bad. 827 00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:12,497 You have to apologize, Anna. 828 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,915 To keep the vibe good. 829 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,708 - When was it good? - Level. 830 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,877 Look, it'll mean a lot if you do. 831 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,295 We've seen this before. 832 00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:22,464 An apology goes a long way with Ed. 833 00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:23,715 Fine. 834 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:25,759 In the interest of "the vibe," 835 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,263 I will go apologize to your psychotic friend. 836 00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:33,142 Golf simulator. Now. 837 00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:42,777 Put me down for birdie. 838 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:44,862 Put you down for bogey. 839 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:47,698 Put me down for hole-in-one. 840 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:49,579 I'm telling you, dude, she could be on the tour. 841 00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,743 Tour-shmour. 842 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,913 Here's $8,000 in golf lessons for free. 843 00:47:57,959 --> 00:47:59,918 Fuck! 844 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,461 That better be a call from the Pope. 845 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,213 Even better. 846 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,715 Dell Evans. 847 00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:07,468 Deli boy, qué pasa mi primo amigo? 848 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,679 No bueno amigo. 849 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:12,473 Uh, what do you mean "no bueno," mi amigo? 850 00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:17,394 - What happened? - Like I said, no bueno. 851 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,021 All right, stop speaking Spanish. 852 00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:21,357 - What the fuck happened? - Heath! 853 00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:25,820 So you can't ride my board tomorrow. 854 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,572 I can't ride any board 855 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,241 for like six months years. 856 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:32,993 I just called 'cause you're my bro, 857 00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:34,995 and I think there's something wrong 858 00:48:34,996 --> 00:48:36,663 - with the bindings. - No, no, no, no. 859 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,582 Nothing's wrong with the bindings. 860 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,876 The factory checked them and gave them the thumbs up. 861 00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:42,586 Something's clearly wrong with your ability 862 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,338 to ride a snowboard. 863 00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:46,341 You have any idea how hard you just fucked me? 864 00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,468 Whoa, dude. Chill. 865 00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:50,678 Oh, no. Fuck you! 866 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:54,222 Fuck! 867 00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:05,484 What is wrong with you? 868 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:08,362 This is so bad. 869 00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:11,574 Yeah, for Dell. 870 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,661 - He can't walk. - What about me, Laura? 871 00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,579 This is the first thing I've ever done 872 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,249 that anybody's ever taken me seriously for. 873 00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:22,842 You have any idea how much I've put into this? 874 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,379 Well, of course, I do. 875 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,881 And I'm sure he does as well. 876 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,300 So, maybe if you just took a sec, 877 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,762 you could call him back and apologize. 878 00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:43,480 No, you're right. He does know. 879 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,981 I'm gonna go get my iPad 880 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,900 and make it crystal fucking clear 881 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,610 that he needs to ride my board tomorrow. 882 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,612 Did you not... 883 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:53,574 Heath? What? 884 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,577 The mining ax that was on the wall. 885 00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,331 Yeah. That's weird. 886 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,793 Collecting axes is definitely fucking weird. 887 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:05,919 It's missing. 888 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,546 And please don't tell me 889 00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:09,047 it's the altitude playing tricks on me. 890 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,091 No, you're right. 891 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:12,643 Don't worry, this is just Ed messing with us. 892 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:15,679 Ed 101. Oh, great. 893 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,056 The guy who brought the gun now has an ax. 894 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:19,225 Where are they anyway? 895 00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:20,810 Anna? 896 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:24,438 - Which room did Ed take? - Did he take one? 897 00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,231 - I didn't see. - Me neither. 898 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,072 I haven't seen him since he brought in the pig. 899 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,778 Okay. You guys go find them. 900 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:32,947 I'm gonna go get the iPad. 901 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,658 Oh, shit! 902 00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:38,410 Wow. Great leadership. 903 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:39,953 That's not funny. 904 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:41,413 Ah, fuck! Ah! 905 00:50:41,414 --> 00:50:43,374 You okay? What happened? 906 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:49,004 I don't know, it's like someone just ran past 907 00:50:49,005 --> 00:50:50,714 and whacked me with a lacrosse stick. 908 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,090 It's probably just a draft from the window. 909 00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:53,717 It was not a draft. 910 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,094 But it probably was. 911 00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:57,763 Come on. 912 00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,616 There's some flashlights and shit in the storage closet. 913 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,641 Let's go. 914 00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:02,226 Fuck! 915 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,567 Ed, if you're playing games this isn't funny. 916 00:51:11,611 --> 00:51:13,487 Something tells me that if Ed was playing a game, 917 00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:15,406 it wouldn't be one we would think is funny. 918 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:17,909 Quick study. 919 00:51:18,785 --> 00:51:20,328 Did you hear that? 920 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:22,580 Um, no? 921 00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:24,957 It was like a little boy laughing. 922 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:26,868 Like I heard the other night. 923 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:32,422 It's just the wind, babe. 924 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:35,051 You really need to learn to differentiate the two. 925 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,601 Let's just get upstairs so I can get my iPad 926 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,186 and FaceTime with Dell. 927 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,396 Shouldn't we find Ed and Anna? 928 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,940 In theory, yes. 929 00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:51,775 I just need to get this binding issue 930 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,193 out of this stoner fuck's head before he tells someone 931 00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:54,528 with a brain that could sue me. 932 00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:55,613 Heath, Jesus! 933 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,322 No, I... I'm sorry, but this could be bad 934 00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,490 for the both of us, okay? 935 00:51:58,491 --> 00:52:00,075 Guys, it's gonna be fine. 936 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,785 If I get sued off my first snowboard, 937 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:02,912 it's not gonna be fine. 938 00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:07,041 Was that a gun? 939 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:08,626 Sure sounded like it. 940 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,919 I thought you locked it in the safe. 941 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,839 I did, but not every gun in existence. 942 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:14,632 Should we call the police? 943 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,343 I've got no bars. Don't sweat it. 944 00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:19,554 This is just Ed being Ed. 945 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,515 I'm starting to think Ed belongs in jail. 946 00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:27,311 That was Anna. Anna? 947 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,556 What are you gonna do with that, Tiger? 948 00:52:45,955 --> 00:52:47,748 Your golf bro teach you how to spar too? 949 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,459 I have a black belt in aikido. 950 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:56,298 Anna? 951 00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:57,592 Yes. Yes. 952 00:53:06,017 --> 00:53:07,726 Yeah. Yeah. 953 00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,269 Now clench the anus. 954 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:11,855 Squeeze. Ooh! 955 00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:14,357 Feel that energy just blast up the base of the spine... 956 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,776 - What the fuck! - To your third eye. 957 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:19,447 Oh. A little privacy, please. 958 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,159 - Oh. - What the fuck! 959 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,745 - What's your problem, Ace? - What's my problem? 960 00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:28,538 This isn't what it looks like. 961 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,332 Well, sure as fuck doesn't look like an apology. 962 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:32,667 I'm doing you a solid, chief. 963 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:34,836 Anna's chakras are all clogged up 964 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:37,048 from the negative aspects of your relationship. 965 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,760 He's right, Brannon. Our relationship has issues. 966 00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:43,470 I know, baby. But this? 967 00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:46,599 This is a powerful release, B-man. 968 00:53:48,768 --> 00:53:51,394 And until you learn how to support this beautiful, 969 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:53,438 beautiful woman in her manifestation 970 00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:55,106 coaching business, 971 00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:57,442 without it triggering your need for belittlement 972 00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,402 or control, 973 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:02,364 your relationship will remain in stagnation, my friend. 974 00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:04,909 But baby you... you hate Ed. 975 00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:07,370 I mean, upstairs... 976 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,455 - How? - I don't know. 977 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,624 We just... we connected. 978 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:14,459 I don't know how to explain it. 979 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:16,211 You know I walked in, and there was sage burning, 980 00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:18,713 and we started talking about energy and... 981 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,757 I took you on five dates before we slept together, 982 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,842 20 before we did any butt stuff. 983 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:24,970 A little sage and some energy talk 984 00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:26,972 and Ed's walking through the back door? 985 00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:28,848 No. No, no, no. 986 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:31,309 Brannon, you have this all wrong. 987 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:34,729 Dude, there was no meat-on-bun contact, bro. 988 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,941 I walked in on you laid down doggy on my wife 989 00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:39,442 telling her to clench her anus. 990 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:41,027 Dude, it's a breathing technique 991 00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:43,697 to move the kundalini up the spine. 992 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:45,240 Fucking what? 993 00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:47,033 What the fuck are you talking about? 994 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:49,285 If you took any interest in my yoga practice, you'd know. 995 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,038 - But you don't. - Case in point. 996 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,416 When you clench the muscles around the genital, 997 00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:56,001 sphincter, and sit bone. 998 00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:57,419 Leave my wife's shit bone outta this! 999 00:54:57,420 --> 00:55:00,046 - Sit bone. - The perineum, bro. 1000 00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,965 Okay? 1001 00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:04,092 It's where the serpent's coiled at the base of the spine. 1002 00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:05,802 If you wanna continue pleasing a woman like this, 1003 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:08,221 you really need to study on this stuff, champ. 1004 00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:09,556 I'll show you where the serpent's coiled 1005 00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:11,057 you sick fuck! 1006 00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:12,378 And I'm done paying for your yoga. 1007 00:55:15,688 --> 00:55:16,856 Is he okay? 1008 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:18,733 Is he breathing? 1009 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,196 - Yeah. - Good. 1010 00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:26,448 He'll be fine. 1011 00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:27,907 He'll wake up in about 20 minutes 1012 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,117 in a state of calm, 1013 00:55:29,118 --> 00:55:30,244 much more open to receiving. 1014 00:55:32,455 --> 00:55:34,832 Hey, you have nothing to be ashamed of, love. 1015 00:55:35,624 --> 00:55:38,252 - He'll understand. - Ed, where is your gun? 1016 00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:40,712 What are you talking about? 1017 00:55:40,713 --> 00:55:42,381 You were not just firing your gun? 1018 00:55:43,299 --> 00:55:44,383 During a healing? 1019 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,052 I would never pervert such a sacred act 1020 00:55:47,053 --> 00:55:49,262 with an instrument of violence, Heath. 1021 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,514 Did you bring another gun? 1022 00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:54,267 I'm on a ski trip. Why would I need two guns? 1023 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:55,769 Yep. 1024 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:58,563 That was a Glock 19. Same as mine. 1025 00:55:58,564 --> 00:55:59,773 It's a pretty popular pistol, 1026 00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:01,399 but my bet 1027 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,068 is that someone broke into your safe, Heath. 1028 00:56:03,069 --> 00:56:04,111 Could it be Ellen? 1029 00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:06,404 Ellen's not much of a gunslinger. 1030 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:08,198 Who is Ellen? 1031 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,119 Oh, don't worry about Ellen. She's just the help. 1032 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:15,790 To overcome the beast we must become the beast! 1033 00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:19,877 All right, let's just get out of here. 1034 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,505 - What about Brannon? - What about him? 1035 00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:25,006 We can't just leave him here 1036 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:26,591 with his head dangling off the bed. 1037 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,760 I got a bad back, so unless Heath here 1038 00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:30,428 wants to hoist him over his shoulder, 1039 00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:32,055 and carry him out Vietnam casualty style, 1040 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:34,224 we're just gonna have to dump him, and run. 1041 00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:35,767 Okay, yeah. 1042 00:56:35,768 --> 00:56:37,310 We might be surrounded. 1043 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,312 We gotta check the safe for my piece. 1044 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:41,856 You guys go ahead, I'm just gonna stay here with Brannon. 1045 00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:44,151 I would've loved to have finished our session. 1046 00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:49,823 I know we have our issues, but... 1047 00:56:49,824 --> 00:56:52,367 as soon as I saw his reaction, 1048 00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,410 I knew that he really loved me. 1049 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,665 So this is our journey now. 1050 00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:02,293 Well, if you ever find yourself in Miami, 1051 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,094 - don't be a stranger. - Wrap it up, let's go. 1052 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,133 Let's move out. 1053 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,512 Who else has the combo? 1054 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:13,806 Only my dad. 1055 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,016 You saw that I locked it. 1056 00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:20,312 - I saw that you closed it. - No, I definitely locked it. 1057 00:57:22,857 --> 00:57:25,859 Well, maybe the individual who lit 1058 00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:29,112 this glorious roaring fire could clue us in. 1059 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:30,947 Guys, let's just get out. Get to a neighbor. 1060 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,117 So maybe someone has a phone, we can call the police. 1061 00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:36,871 Fuck! Fucking Dad! 1062 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,915 Ah! Ow! 1063 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,043 Oh, shit. 1064 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,629 Fuck. 1065 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:48,883 Yeah, I definitely just heard that little fucker too. 1066 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,595 I'm telling you, I think there's a little boy here. 1067 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,805 And don't tell me it's the wind. 1068 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,099 You're both crazy. 1069 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:00,643 Are we though? 1070 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,272 Okay, that was further away. 1071 00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:06,442 Come on. Let's go. 1072 00:58:16,452 --> 00:58:17,578 Come on. 1073 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:22,416 I like this kid. 1074 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,376 Damn. Come on, come on. 1075 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,503 Get down. Get down. 1076 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:28,172 Did you lock the door? 1077 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,632 Of course I locked the door, 1078 00:58:30,633 --> 00:58:32,843 I'm being pursued by a psychopath with a gun. 1079 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,266 Oh, dope. Movie night. 1080 00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:49,025 It's the guys from the photo, from the driveway. 1081 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:51,528 Can't say I've seen that one. Good flick? 1082 00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:56,199 Ellen, what the fuck is going on? 1083 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,910 Your brother has escaped. 1084 00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:00,537 What? 1085 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:03,248 This doesn't concern you. 1086 00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:05,124 You just said that someone escaped. 1087 00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,377 And you have a brother? 1088 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,295 It's Ellen's runt she had with my dad. 1089 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,756 - It's not like a real brother. - Oh, word, 1090 00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:14,718 I didn't know Big Mike had a Schwarzenegger baby. 1091 00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:17,720 How could you let this happen? 1092 00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,222 He must have gotten out 1093 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:21,057 when I went to check the fuse box. 1094 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,935 And where is it exactly that you've been keeping him? 1095 00:59:23,936 --> 00:59:26,604 Laura, it's for his own good. Don't overthink this. 1096 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,107 No, Heath, I think underthinking 1097 00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:32,568 - has officially ended. - He's a total train wreck, babe. 1098 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,737 He hasn't spoken a word since he was born. 1099 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,323 He has violent tendencies and... 1100 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,826 And might have a gun. And I'm sorry, "train wreck"? 1101 00:59:39,827 --> 00:59:42,495 Look, I know you have a soft spot for these types, 1102 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,622 but I'm telling you, this is different. 1103 00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:47,750 I work with kids like this. How could you not tell me? 1104 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:50,253 For this exact reason. Because I knew you'd overreact. 1105 00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,005 And if any of this ever got out, 1106 00:59:52,006 --> 00:59:53,506 my dad's reputation would be ruined. 1107 00:59:53,507 --> 00:59:55,008 Fuck your dad, we need to help him 1108 00:59:55,009 --> 00:59:57,176 before he hurts himself or one of us. 1109 00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,970 - Or both. - Yes. 1110 00:59:58,971 --> 01:00:01,931 Finally, Ed, you've said something I can get behind. 1111 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,975 Oh, you can get behind my dad 1112 01:00:03,976 --> 01:00:07,353 locking me in a shed for a week and feeding me dog food? 1113 01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:09,689 You see, best not to meddle in affairs 1114 01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:11,608 that are none of your fucking business! 1115 01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:15,737 I hear you loud and clear, 1116 01:00:15,738 --> 01:00:19,198 but right now, a mentally disabled child 1117 01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:21,617 is loose in a house with a gun. 1118 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:24,163 It's my fucking business. 1119 01:00:31,462 --> 01:00:34,756 Ellen, I study abnormal child psychology. 1120 01:00:34,757 --> 01:00:36,216 What is his condition? 1121 01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:39,260 His condition 1122 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,971 is in perfectly good hands with his mother! 1123 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:43,891 Mother knows best. 1124 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,854 Brian? 1125 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:51,565 Don't be afraid. 1126 01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:55,651 I'm sorry. 1127 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,613 These people have upset you. 1128 01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:00,908 But your mother is here... 1129 01:01:01,909 --> 01:01:04,995 to make everything better. 1130 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,666 - How could you? - Ah! 1131 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,877 Leave a loaded gun out in the open. 1132 01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:14,879 Ah, I put it in the safe, and locked it. 1133 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,049 Nobody else has the combination, Ellen. 1134 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,140 Well, then. 1135 01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,850 Well, then what? 1136 01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:29,853 I believe those beneath... 1137 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:36,734 may be having a bit of fun with us. 1138 01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:39,737 Y'all really gotta plan your ski weekends 1139 01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,823 around this one from now on, buddy. 1140 01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:43,242 Shut up, Ed. 1141 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:46,494 I think I heard him the other night. 1142 01:01:46,495 --> 01:01:48,872 Are you here to save me? 1143 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,416 Ellen, I know this will sound crazy, 1144 01:01:51,417 --> 01:01:53,251 but I study this phenomenon, 1145 01:01:53,252 --> 01:01:55,421 and I think your son was trying to contact me. 1146 01:01:55,963 --> 01:01:57,797 I can help you. Oh, my God. 1147 01:01:57,798 --> 01:02:00,174 This is not the time to start spinning your wheels 1148 01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:02,094 on your psychic retard theories. 1149 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,971 We just gotta find this kid, and get him back to his room. 1150 01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:07,224 Yeah. 1151 01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:11,019 It's all making sense now. 1152 01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:16,482 You've come here to take my boy, haven't you? 1153 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,235 What? Of course, not. I just wanna help. 1154 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,988 Ellen stop! 1155 01:02:21,989 --> 01:02:23,573 Laura, run! 1156 01:02:23,574 --> 01:02:25,491 Laura, chill. 1157 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,785 We've gotta set her straight before she gets away. 1158 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,455 Ellen, you hurt my face. 1159 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,082 Okay. 1160 01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:40,007 Oh, Laura. 1161 01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:54,563 Heath, where the fuck is she? 1162 01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:08,702 Ellen and I just wanna talk to you. 1163 01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:28,931 Damn it! 1164 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,830 Are you here to save me? 1165 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,963 Are you here to save me? 1166 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:14,560 Yes. 1167 01:04:16,144 --> 01:04:18,438 Yes. Brian? 1168 01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:21,316 If that's you... 1169 01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,152 I can hear you. 1170 01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:27,489 I can help you. 1171 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:31,910 I can save you. 1172 01:04:33,996 --> 01:04:35,122 If you'll let me. 1173 01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:00,105 You can trust me, Brian. 1174 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,608 I think you know that. 1175 01:05:04,276 --> 01:05:06,111 I heard you the other night as well. 1176 01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,947 When you asked if I was here to save you. 1177 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:12,618 And I wasn't sure what was happening. 1178 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:15,162 But now I do. 1179 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,084 And I believe you have great powers. 1180 01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:25,589 Just please use them to let me help you. 1181 01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,383 You don't have to hurt anyone. 1182 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:34,222 Brian, I can hear you if you speak to me. 1183 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:37,851 Where are you? And I'll come to you. 1184 01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:43,023 I'll help get you to a place where people understand you. 1185 01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:45,859 And can help care for you. 1186 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:49,487 Would you like to come play with me in my room? 1187 01:05:49,488 --> 01:05:52,282 Yes, yes, Brian. 1188 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,243 I'll meet you in your room. 1189 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,097 I am coming in, Brian. 1190 01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:18,350 Please put the gun down. 1191 01:06:19,351 --> 01:06:21,186 And we'll leave here together. 1192 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,251 Mama, no! 1193 01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:30,589 Brian. 1194 01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:33,633 You think she's gonna help you. 1195 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:39,306 But she's only gonna take you away from me. 1196 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,391 I'm the only one... 1197 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:46,062 who truly understands... 1198 01:07:47,439 --> 01:07:49,441 what's best for you. 1199 01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:00,159 Chin up, little man. 1200 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,995 I got two on this bitch as well. 1201 01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,048 Hands up fuckstick. 1202 01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:16,092 Get down on your fucking knees. 1203 01:08:18,637 --> 01:08:20,138 You too, ax lady. 1204 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:23,224 I thought you said you only brought one gun. 1205 01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:24,267 I lied. 1206 01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,561 You always keep two in the coat. 1207 01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:33,359 You people are going away 1208 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,196 for a very, very long time. 1209 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:39,908 And you can give this back to grandma. 1210 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,744 Are you seriously this emotionally invested 1211 01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:27,163 in this stupid puzzle? 1212 01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:32,502 Do you ever remember things about our childhood? 1213 01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:35,839 I remember being children. 1214 01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:40,092 No, like, weird things that you can't explain. 1215 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,219 I don't remember being able to explain 1216 01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:45,807 a lot of things as a kid because I was a kid. 1217 01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:48,685 Forget it, I just... 1218 01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:51,770 I'm involved in this study at school, 1219 01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:54,106 and ever since I started, 1220 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:57,443 I've been having like, déjà vu, 1221 01:09:57,444 --> 01:09:59,695 and I can't tell 1222 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,239 if I'm uncovering repressed memories, 1223 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,283 or I'm just convincing myself 1224 01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:07,120 that I'm experiencing what I'm studying. 1225 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:10,373 I don't mean to freak you out, but... 1226 01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:16,045 do you ever remember hearing Mom and Dad 1227 01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:17,923 talking to us after they died? 1228 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:23,053 Or you and I communicating without using words? 1229 01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:27,598 Okay, you need to catch some dick harder than any woman 1230 01:10:27,599 --> 01:10:31,060 in the history of Friday night. 1231 01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:33,479 There's this guy, Heath, that I'm dying for you to meet. 1232 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:36,274 He's single, and ready to mingle. 1233 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:38,817 I know you wanted to just get away, 1234 01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,861 and have a chill weekend, 1235 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:43,656 but my girl is having a Boogie Nights birthday bash 1236 01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:45,783 down at the roller skating rink tonight, and you and I 1237 01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:48,703 are fucking going, and that's final. 1238 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:17,232 How's he doing? 87962