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Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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Hi, Dad.
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This is my sweet
little girl, Iva.
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- Hello, sweetheart.
- Hi, Dad.
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You know, your mother
and I were talking,
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and there's a lot
of very interesting
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possibilities in Park City.
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I met my mother today.
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Can I help you?
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Well, how did it go?
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D'Arcy.
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Do you think
you've been abducted?
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How would someone
know for sure?
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Some people find
chips that aliens
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use as a tracking device.
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What brings you
to this neck of the woods?
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I'm here to kill my father.
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You must know chemistry.
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You recognize this formula?
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It is a compound
with an alien element.
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This formula may be the key to
understanding the Greys' plan.
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What is going on?
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Why are you being so secretive?
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Why are you being
so inquisitive?
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You and Liv practically
begged me for a new deputy,
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but now he's gone, and you
haven't even replaced him?
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No.
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I have seen this
in human movies.
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I am in love.
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You work for the Greys now.
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You are gonna help us
get Harry's alien DNA.
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Once you give me what I need,
you will leave the planet,
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and you will never
see him again.
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♪ Oh, to the future
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♪ Oh
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♪ Look to the future
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♪ Know how I feel
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♪ Then you can be sure
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♪ My love is real
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♪ Happiness haven
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♪ Waiting for you and me
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♪ For you and me
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♪ What do you get
when you fall in love? ♪
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♪ A guy with a pin
to burst your bubble ♪
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This one is dead.
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♪ That's what you get
for all your trouble ♪
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It is better
to have loved and lost,
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said some idiot, who I
hope is also dead now.
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Love is like being
shot out of a cannon--
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thrilling, except for
that very last part
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when you hit the ground
and your body breaks
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into tiny pieces.
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That part ruins the trip.
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♪ Out of those
chains, those chains ♪
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You know what
I just realized?
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This song has
repeated three times.
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And then I asked
myself, who would
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be listening to a
1970s heartbreak song
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over and over again?
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And now, here I am.
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This song is the
truest one ever written.
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Can you please make it stop?
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I'm sorry about Heather,
but we have a lot
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of patients this morning.
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I do not care whether
they live or die!
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Maybe you keep that inside.
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And then go home and
finish the bomb, please.
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OK, first up,
Mayor Ben for therapy.
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I do not care
if Mayor Ben dies.
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Well, that makes two of us.
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Ha.
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He was joking.
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I wasn't.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh.
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It's-- it's delicate.
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There's this guy
at work that I'm having
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a bit of a problem with.
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Sheriff Mike.
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No, it's not.
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If it is not
Sheriff Mike,
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then it is Timmy
the sandwich guy.
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And if you cannot
get along with him,
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then you are a real dick.
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OK, it's Mike.
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Yeah, he's--
he's up to something.
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Hmm.
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You know, he's lying
and sneaking around.
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And I'm pretty sure the
new deputy he made me hire
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is a murderer.
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Don't trust anyone.
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You can never truly know
how another man feels--
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a woman, bird.
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You could wake up every
morning next to Sheriff Mike.
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He could tell you he
loves you, and you
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will never know if he does.
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He could caress your face, and
you could hand-feed sunflower
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seeds into his
delicate little mouth
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while he says he wants
to spend the rest
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of his life with you,
but it could all be a lie.
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I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
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That could be a lie.
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Thank you for that image.
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You only have yourself in
this world and no one else.
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You owe me $100.
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Oh, I see.
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You're saying I'm giving Mike
the power in the relationship.
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I need to find out what's
going on, take my power back.
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I didn't say any of that.
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You know,
you have a strange method,
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but I'm starting to get it.
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You say the wrong thing for
me to learn the right thing.
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- Wrong.
- Right.
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Great session.
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Turn off the light!
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Son of a bitch.
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Harry, God damn it!
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That's it.
I'm pulling the plug.
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Not something you want to
hear in a doctor's office.
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Hi.
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Mary Ellen.
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I know.
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I wanted to say
sorry for how I was.
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I wasn't in the best place.
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There was some things going on.
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It doesn't matter.
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Want to know about your
family, your history?
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Maybe we grab some food
and talk?
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Um.
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Sir, we have a problem.
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I did that trick you
taught me about putting
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a hair on my lunch bag
in the refrigerator
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to see if anyone's touched
it, but with our murder
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investigation board,
and they did.
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Are you saying
you've been putting
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your hair in the refrigerator?
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It was your technique.
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You said you put
your hair on your--
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I said I put
my hair on my lunch.
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I didn't say put
your hair on your lunch.
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That's unsanitary.
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And did you hear the part I
said about our murder board?
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I hear everything, deputy.
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I'm like a fennec fox.
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Look it up.
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It's cute as hell.
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Well, I'd say the fact that
he's been asking questions
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about our movements tells
me that our likely spy
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is the mayor.
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Plus the fact that he's
spying on us right now.
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No, it's fine.
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He don't have nothing.
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If he asks, we'll just
say that board's part
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of a game we're playing,
a murder mystery
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called the
"Alien Trackers Van."
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Yeah, part of the
"Sheriff Mike's Murder
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Mystery Game" series, right?
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And the next one is
"Sheriff Mike and the Secret
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of the Old Sawmill."
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OK.
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But on the other
thing, you said
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you'd found another chemist we
can talk to about the formula
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from Robert's notebook.
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You said we.
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Are you back on
this thing with me?
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Yes, sir.
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I don't want to let
being afraid stop
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me from doing what's right.
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If I can put my nana in the
hospital, I can do anything.
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Mm.
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How's she doing?
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I haven't asked.
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Anyway, I have kind of a
crazy plan to catch Joseph.
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Yeah, well, whatever
it is, with the mayor
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watching us all the time,
it's gonna be a lot harder.
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Be a little harder.
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Liza?
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Hello, Dad.
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Hey.
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Um, now is not a very
good time for a visit.
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Maybe you can come back
when it's warmer outside
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and we can throw a ball.
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So you want to
send me away again?
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No, I did not send
you away the first time.
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I put you on a nice bus.
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I even gave you my last apple.
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You couldn't wait
to get rid of me.
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Ah!
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Liza, you are
being very naughty.
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If you do not stop
throwing knives at Daddy,
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I will limit your screen time.
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It was freezing there.
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You didn't even
pack me a sweater.
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Ah!
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There's something
different about you.
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Ah!
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Bridget.
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My baby, it's you.
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Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!
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I like your new skin.
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Augh!
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Well, you broke my nose.
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- Ah!
- Ooh!
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Bridget!
Oh!
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So strong now.
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My big, strong baby.
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And you've learned to
recreate Liza's clothing.
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Daddy is so proud.
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You're the worst father
ever, and I hate you.
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Oh, you want me dead?
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OK.
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No, not yet.
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I have something else
planned for you first,
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something worse than death.
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What is it?
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I guess you'll see.
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Hey, you left your--
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your hat.
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That's a free hat for me.
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Ugh.
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Oh, hi.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, my god,
I have to pee so bad.
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Oh, and notice I didn't ask
why you're cuffed to the bed.
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That is something
a mature person would do,
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and I want credit.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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Thanks for that.
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It's nothing weird.
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It's-- it's not a sex thing.
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Actually,
the sex version would
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be the not weird explanation.
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Well, maybe sometimes
you just love your bed
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so much you don't want
to be taken from it.
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I mean, honestly, it's-- it's
too crazy to even talk about.
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It's-- but I'm fine.
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Yeah, right.
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I'll just say, you're,
like, the least crazy
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person I know in the world.
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So maybe whatever's happening
to you, it's not so crazy.
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Just stay open.
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That's all.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Sure.
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Hey, dickhead!
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I need your help.
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My baby Bridget is back.
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Cool.
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You two have fun.
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No, no, it is not fun.
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He wants me dead.
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Sucks to be you.
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That's why I need your help.
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Hey, it's going
to be exciting, huh?
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Two-- two good friends
on an adventure.
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You only want my help
because I can see aliens.
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What?
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You can do that?
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What a useful skill
for my good friend to have.
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Do you even care
I got grounded
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over the science fair?
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Because you stole my caldera.
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I should be the angry one.
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You're lucky I need you.
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Yeah, like always.
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And after you get
what you need,
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00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,537
it's like I'm not
even alive,
268
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:39,019
which makes you
the D-I-C-K head.
269
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,064
Fine, where is it?
270
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,326
I know you have it.
271
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,285
Ah, ha-ha.
272
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:47,201
All right, if you are not going
to help me track an alien,
273
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,420
then you are not
the alien tracker.
274
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,465
Keep it.
275
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,206
I don't care.
276
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,947
I wish you never
came to Patience.
277
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:59,169
Ah.
278
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:02,042
So you said you had
information about my family?
279
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:05,045
I've never really
been a family person.
280
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,916
You know, I didn't
want to spit in a tube
281
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,572
or chase down cousins, but I
know it's different for you.
282
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:14,141
And I think I have
what you want.
283
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,581
Ah.
284
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,150
Um, is there a problem?
285
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,674
I hate to bring this up,
but getting this together
286
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,763
was a lot of work--
287
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:31,071
photocopies, phone calls,
two trips to the courthouse,
288
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:34,988
took the day off work
to drive up here, gas.
289
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,859
I'm saying there are expenses.
290
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,426
They add up.
291
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:41,124
I bet.
292
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,865
You happen to know how high?
293
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,998
750 bucks.
294
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,744
I had a bad feeling.
295
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,660
I only get bad feelings
about bad people.
296
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,968
And since my job only
puts me with bad people,
297
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,753
I feel bad all the time.
298
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,973
So can you blame
a guy for needing
299
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,714
a drink every now and then?
300
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,545
Hot.
301
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,025
He still there?
302
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,330
No, no, don't look.
303
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,897
Feel it with your third eye.
304
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,987
I'm sorry, I already looked
with my first two eyes.
305
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,684
He's there.
306
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,209
A guy could tail people
all day hoping one of them
307
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,645
will surprise him.
308
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,603
And by the end
of that day, all he'd have
309
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,389
is a hat full
of disappointment and gum
310
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,652
on the bottom of his shoe.
311
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:34,264
Oh, gumshoe.
I get it.
312
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,663
Hello, Ben Hawthorne.
313
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,579
Yes, Mr. Hawthorne, I'm
afraid your son Max has caused
314
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,537
quite the problem down
here at school today,
315
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,888
and we need you to
pick him up right away.
316
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,193
Now?
317
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,369
Well, his mom works there.
Can't she do it?
318
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,154
Yes, yes, she is here now.
319
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,025
She says that she
needs you to come, too.
320
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,810
The trouble is so bad, OK?
321
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,725
- OK, I'll be right there.
- Thank you.
322
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:01,726
Bye-bye.
323
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,946
Yep.
324
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,827
And there he goes.
325
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,660
He's got plenty of room.
326
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,969
- Oh.
- And now he's coming back.
327
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,623
Maybe he forgot something.
328
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,190
It's like he's
pulling away backwards
329
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,932
so he can come in forwards.
330
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,411
This is bad.
331
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,110
Hell, I saw a coked-out
squirrel driving a tricycle
332
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,329
that drive better than that.
333
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:59,784
You, get me all the alcohol!
334
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:05,790
I am Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle,
the biggest drunk in town!
335
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,143
Jesus Christ.
336
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,845
♪ Do you really
really love me ♪
337
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:21,545
I will take this, because
I am Harry Vanderspeigle.
338
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,373
And I am selfish.
339
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:27,160
And I send children
away without any snacks.
340
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,944
And I--
341
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,556
that is inexcusable.
342
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,082
♪ This is gonna be trouble
343
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,131
Ooh-ooh-ooh.
344
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,351
Psst.
345
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,743
What are you doing?
346
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,528
I was having drinks.
347
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:51,401
It's not my first,
because I'm an adult human.
348
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,794
I drink alcohol.
349
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,796
My stomach is so warm.
350
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,712
I am sorry about
your bird,
351
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,714
but you need to snap out of it.
OK?
352
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,803
You got shit to do.
353
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,632
You look good.
354
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,679
Do you know the Greys
are taking Kate, too?
355
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,116
This shit is getting worse.
356
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,074
I'd fix it myself, but I can't.
357
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:16,122
I've got to rely
on you to do something.
358
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,471
- Hey, whoa.
359
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,648
Ohh, ugh.
360
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,780
I did it.
361
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,478
Why do I feel like fighting?
362
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,307
Keep it.
363
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,570
What?
364
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,833
Mom, sorry.
365
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,098
Where is he?
366
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,840
Is your mother a beaver?
367
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:45,238
Because damn, girl.
368
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,935
For someone
who's not adopted,
369
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,371
it's hard to understand.
370
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:52,114
It's-- you know your story.
371
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,683
It starts way back somewhere
and-- and moves forward
372
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,946
like chapters in a novel.
373
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,861
And at some point,
you show up in it.
374
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,950
But me, it's like
the pages before me
375
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,431
were torn out of the book,
and Mary Ellen has them.
376
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:07,564
And she's gonna sell them
to you, and that's wrong.
377
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:11,133
And if you pay her,
she's never gonna go away.
378
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,440
She's gonna keep coming back.
379
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,095
And that would be--
380
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,531
Bad.
381
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:18,575
Right.
382
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,621
There you are.
383
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,798
Are either one of you going
to kick me in the nipple?
384
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,540
I mean, I wasn't, but now
it's all I can think about.
385
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,889
What happened?
386
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,283
I heard you got banned
from Mama Sap's.
387
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,240
What?
388
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,721
The cheese comes from her toes.
389
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,375
Stay away!
390
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,160
This is what the little shit
meant by worse than death.
391
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,120
He is going to
destroy my life here.
392
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,947
What's going on with you?
393
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:47,038
I have not been
a strong enough parent.
394
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:50,781
I'm going to do some
nipple kicking of my own.
395
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,876
Mom.
396
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,095
Hey, how is he?
397
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:03,272
Not good.
Look at him.
398
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,100
His heart stopped.
399
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,190
He just keeled over, spilled
his M&Ms all over the place,
400
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,236
and then they had
to start him up
401
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,586
right there in the hotel room.
402
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,109
It was awful.
403
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,721
What-- what are you
doing in Colorado?
404
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:18,983
My cousin Louisa's birthday.
405
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,420
You remember her.
406
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,248
No, sorry.
407
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,423
Cousin Louisa?
408
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,467
Yeah, I heard you.
409
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,295
I just don't remember.
410
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,775
Cousin Louisa.
411
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:28,819
I don't know her.
412
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:29,951
Shh.
413
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,083
You'll disturb your father.
414
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:37,001
I sure wish I could find that
nurse with the ice chips.
415
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,916
I think we can wait
until he wakes up.
416
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,049
They're not for him.
417
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,008
Oh.
418
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:47,838
You could at least
apologize for being late.
419
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,580
Excuse me, is there...
420
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,453
Bullshit.
421
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:56,412
Dad.
422
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:57,587
How are you feeling?
423
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,328
I should be the
one apologizing to you
424
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,244
for telling you to live
your life a different way.
425
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,854
This must be some good drugs.
426
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,814
You know, once on TV, in
one of your World Cup races,
427
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:11,819
they showed what the skier
sees at the top of the hill.
428
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,299
Ah.
429
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:17,651
Cliff of sheer ice,
and you just drop off it.
430
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,480
Fearless.
431
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,656
Such bravery.
432
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:28,357
You're my hero.
433
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,924
I'm your hero?
434
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:33,188
You're everything
that I wasn't in my life.
435
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,972
I had things I wanted to do.
436
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,192
Of course I did.
437
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:41,414
I took the safe way, no risks.
438
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,243
Not you.
439
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:49,117
How would you feel if, um,
I didn't have any more races?
440
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:53,034
Ah, then you'd do
something else great.
441
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,558
I'll meet you at the
bottom of that hill too.
442
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,749
I liked my baby
better when he
443
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:13,750
was sweet and not so murder-y.
444
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,186
I do not understand.
445
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,754
I gave him a good life,
a freezing-cold planet
446
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,148
to live on where he could
run and play and try
447
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,889
to kill other children.
448
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:22,977
What does he do?
449
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,458
Tries to stab me with a knife.
450
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,807
The little scamp.
451
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,332
Hello, Harry.
452
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,507
Ah!
453
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:32,769
Oh, my gosh,
what is wrong with you?
454
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,945
You are not Max's friend.
455
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,599
She was sent away
to girl's prison.
456
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:37,644
Gifted school.
457
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:38,819
And I'm back.
458
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:39,950
How do I know it is you?
459
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,517
How do I know it's you?
460
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,172
Oh, wait, because there
can't be two murdering space
461
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,130
jerks this stupid in one town.
462
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,784
Oh, yes, it is you.
463
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,960
You were not missed.
464
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,224
Why do you have Max's taser?
465
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:57,272
Because my baby Bridget is
back, and he is acting out.
466
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,273
He's back?
467
00:21:58,273 --> 00:21:59,143
Where?
468
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,449
I missed him so much.
469
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:01,842
Yes, I forgot.
470
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,539
The baby loves this one.
471
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,236
He will come to her.
472
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,455
Yes.
473
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:07,978
He misses you, too.
474
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,851
Yeah, talks about
you all the time.
475
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:14,594
You can soothe
his angry, angry mind.
476
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,291
Let us find him together.
477
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,990
I'll help you,
but only to keep him safe.
478
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,514
I don't trust you.
479
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:25,300
I will use her as bait,
and she will never know.
480
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,041
You're not gonna
use me as bait.
481
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,651
How does she know
what I'm thinking?
482
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,871
I knew you were thinking that
because you're a simpleton,
483
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:34,004
and you say the first thought
that enters your stupid head.
484
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,005
I hate her.
485
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:36,180
I know, you hate me.
486
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,878
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
487
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,140
♪ I am singing this
song in my head ♪
488
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,794
♪ So she cannot read my mind
489
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,056
That was out loud.
490
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,449
Damn it.
491
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:56,505
Um, hope a check is OK.
492
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,551
Mm.
493
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,862
Is my dad in here?
494
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,168
Uh, no, that's just my side.
495
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,431
I never was in touch
with his family.
496
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,693
Oh, OK.
497
00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,042
Well, maybe you could
tell me who they are,
498
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,392
and then I could go from there.
499
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,263
If you're interested
in things of his,
500
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,700
I have a desk that he left
behind, never got rid of.
501
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:21,269
Yeah, or you could
just tell me his name.
502
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:24,794
I could write it down,
put it in the desk.
503
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,146
And sell it to me?
504
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,713
It's a nice desk.
505
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:37,851
Forget it.
506
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,679
I thought you said you wanted
to know where you came from.
507
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:41,332
Now I do.
508
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,117
You're better than me,
is that right?
509
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,205
Probably.
510
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:46,599
Because I gave up a kid?
511
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:49,645
So did you, as I recall.
512
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:52,605
Yeah, but I did it for her.
513
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,434
You did it for you.
514
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:04,051
Coffee's on you.
515
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:14,104
Oh, I'm sorry.
516
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:17,281
You know that book,
"Are You My Mother?"
517
00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:19,458
Little baby bird goes
around asking everything
518
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,548
it sees if they're its mother.
519
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,506
I hated that book.
520
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:29,380
Because, for me,
I knew the answer
521
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,947
was always gonna be no.
522
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,344
And right now, I just want
to tell little me that there
523
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,520
are worse answers than no.
524
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,959
I didn't like
"Winnie the Pooh."
525
00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:47,790
I'm sorry. I just thought
I should say something.
526
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:06,983
Wait here, deputy.
527
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:09,812
I'll go talk to the chemist.
528
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:30,964
Drop it.
529
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,579
Ha-ha-ha.
530
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,450
This the notebook
you're looking for?
531
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,148
Yes.
532
00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:44,717
Wow, that was good.
533
00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:47,676
Your reflexes
seem almost non-human.
534
00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:48,982
I will shoot her.
535
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:51,201
Drop it.
536
00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,116
Drop the gun
or drop the notebook?
537
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:54,857
The notebook.
538
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,250
Both, actually.
539
00:25:58,861 --> 00:25:59,862
Good.
540
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,429
Kick it over here.
541
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:03,170
Kick the gun
or kick the notebook?
542
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:04,563
Both.
Jesus.
543
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:21,275
Just-- just pick
it up, throw it.
544
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,239
What is the formula for?
545
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,459
Dr. Vanderspeigle
broke it down for us.
546
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,939
If it ends up in
the wrong hands,
547
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:35,202
it could change how ice
cream is eaten forever.
548
00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:37,421
Fine, don't tell me.
549
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:39,162
I'll just go in there,
talk to the chemist
550
00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,947
myself, get him to
give me some answers.
551
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:41,948
There is no chemist.
552
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:43,123
We set you up.
553
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,080
Chemists don't work at night.
554
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,778
Everybody know that.
555
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:46,953
Everybody does not know that,
because that is not a thing.
556
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,084
You said him.
557
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:49,303
The chemist could be a her.
558
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,609
That's misogynistic.
559
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,914
You said there
was no chemist.
560
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:54,047
But if there was.
561
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:56,919
I can't be misogynistic about
a person that does not exist.
562
00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:58,094
Oh, hell yeah, you can.
563
00:26:58,094 --> 00:26:59,356
The whole world's a landmine.
564
00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:01,576
Well, too bad
there is no chemist.
565
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:03,839
Because now I'm gonna have
to kill you for no reason.
566
00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:09,410
Get in!
567
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,238
What the hell are you doing?
568
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:12,674
I'm saving your ass
is what I'm doing.
569
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,110
You could probably
slow down now.
570
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,459
I don't do great
in the back seat.
571
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,070
No way.
He might be following us.
572
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,724
I know half his ass is,
because it's in the bumper.
573
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,551
I think I smell blood
coming through the vent.
574
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,944
Yeah, put it on recirculate.
Do the recirculate.
575
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:23,337
I don't know where that is.
It's not my car.
576
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:24,468
- What?
- Whose car is it?
577
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,905
It's Deborah, the town clerk.
578
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,254
You stole Deborah's car?
579
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:28,908
No I borrowed
her keys after you
580
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,258
tried to ditch me today with
that stupid Russian accent.
581
00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:32,694
You should run it
through a car wash
582
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,739
before you give it back.
583
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,871
Oh, my god!
584
00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:37,873
You made me hire a killer,
and I kill the killer.
585
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,962
And now I'm the killer!
- I didn't do that.
586
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,398
Yes!
587
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:42,399
No, if you could
pull over for a second
588
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,705
so I can throw up.
589
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,359
Do not throw up
in Deborah's car.
590
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,316
Oh, that's right.
591
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:47,666
It's not my car.
592
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,102
Now I can pin this on Deborah.
No!
593
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,320
No!
594
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,800
That is not who I am.
Think.
595
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,845
Shit, shit.
596
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,194
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
597
00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:55,369
Maybe he's not dead.
- What?
598
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:56,805
God, I sure want to be.
599
00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:58,677
No, no, no, no,
we have to go back and see.
600
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,722
There might still be a chance
to clear Deborah's name.
601
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,899
- What? No.
- Hang on.
602
00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,466
What the hell?
603
00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:06,946
I think I shit myself.
604
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:07,990
Oh.
605
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:10,471
God, it's a regular day.
606
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:15,302
This is taking too long.
607
00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:17,130
I will make Max come
over and wrestle
608
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,566
you so you can
start sweating and
609
00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:20,524
Bridget can smell your stink.
610
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:24,441
Don't tell Max
I'm back yet, OK?
611
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,966
My, my, my, my.
612
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,619
I see you committed a crime.
613
00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:31,840
No, I quit that
gifted program I was in.
614
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,974
Everyone was older,
and they were all so smart.
615
00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:39,282
And I was just average.
616
00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,023
I've never been average.
617
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,764
It's like you.
618
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,984
Here, you're smarter than most
humans, but on your planet,
619
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,376
you're probably really dumb.
620
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:49,292
No, I was
exceptional there, too.
621
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:52,861
A C student at best.
622
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,558
Ah!
623
00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,778
Oh, my gosh, baby, you're here.
624
00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,127
Bridget.
625
00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,955
Oh, I really missed you.
626
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:02,784
You were probably so
scared, but I'm here now.
627
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:05,221
Everything is OK.
628
00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,445
You killed him!
629
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:14,753
No, we killed him.
630
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:23,457
You killed your baby.
631
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,545
No.
632
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,199
Well, he started it.
633
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,635
He was going to kill me.
634
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,942
I don't even have a child,
and I know not killing
635
00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,378
it is, like, the main thing.
636
00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:32,814
He was broken.
637
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,990
He didn't love me anymore.
638
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,557
He doesn't have to love you.
639
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:37,950
You're supposed to love him.
640
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,039
That does not sound
like a good deal to me.
641
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:42,258
But--
642
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,706
Bridget?
643
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,230
Bridget, you're back.
644
00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:59,319
Molecular genetic
regeneration.
645
00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:03,149
One of Bridget's bits
found a piece of DNA.
646
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,412
I am very impressed
with my baby.
647
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,722
Oh, look at that.
648
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:14,334
Bridget found some more DNA.
649
00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:17,511
So many.
650
00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:18,947
Impressive.
651
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:23,125
♪ A child arrived
just the other day ♪
652
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,912
So do you, like,
never vacuum?
653
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,609
What's wrong, Harry?
654
00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:29,784
Didn't you miss us?
655
00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,220
You should run.
656
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,179
♪ Learned to walk
while I was away ♪
657
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,963
♪ And he was talking
before I knew it ♪
658
00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:39,620
♪ And as he grew, he'd say,
I'm gonna be like you, Dad ♪
659
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,013
I got this.
660
00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,493
♪ You know I'm
gonna be like you ♪
661
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:45,191
Oh!
662
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,802
♪ And the cat's in the
cradle and the silver spoon ♪
663
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:51,153
♪ Little boy blue
and the man in the moon ♪
664
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,807
♪ When you
coming home, Dad? ♪
665
00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:57,290
♪ I don't know when,
but we'll get together then ♪
666
00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,901
♪ You know we'll have
a good time then ♪
667
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,167
Ah!
668
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,258
Ahh!
669
00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:12,087
♪ My son turned ten
just the other day ♪
670
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,915
♪ He said,
thanks for the ball, Dad ♪
671
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:15,177
♪ Come on, let's play
672
00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:16,787
♪ Can you teach me to throw?
673
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,137
♪ I said, not today
674
00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:20,704
♪ I got a lot to do
675
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:22,837
Ah!
676
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:23,925
You bastard.
677
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:27,537
I let you use the bathroom.
678
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:31,759
♪ You know
I'm gonna be like him ♪
679
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:35,458
♪ And the cat's in the
cradle and the silver spoon ♪
680
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,592
♪ Little boy blue
and the man on the moon ♪
681
00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:42,726
Is it really you?
682
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,032
I ought to slap you.
683
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:47,644
Why do you have teeth?
684
00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:00,919
Maybe it just
knocked him out.
685
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:05,967
Knocked him out his skin, maybe.
686
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,229
He was taken up.
687
00:32:09,188 --> 00:32:09,971
Up?
688
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,451
Like to heaven?
689
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:13,366
No, she means like
with one of those claws.
690
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,063
The military has
them on helicopters.
691
00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,325
It's like the
ones in the arcade,
692
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:17,718
except they're
not rigged so you
693
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:18,980
can never win the damn koala.
694
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,200
That's not what I mean.
695
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,592
I mean by an alien spaceship.
696
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:23,680
No.
697
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,291
OK, just stop it, all right?
698
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:26,683
I don't want to hear any more
of this ridiculous
699
00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:28,207
alien shit, OK?
700
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:30,600
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna go look for drag marks
701
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,994
from a top secret invisible
military claw chopper.
702
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:45,180
You really think
this was aliens?
703
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:50,142
You hit him going 50 miles
per hour, and now he's gone.
704
00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:53,188
There's no footprints,
no blood trail.
705
00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:56,887
And did you see
or hear a helicopter?
706
00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:00,021
I think Joseph is an alien.
707
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,850
They're real, Ben.
708
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,505
Aliens are real,
and they abduct people,
709
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,028
and they don't remember.
710
00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:26,526
Ah.
711
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:30,051
Ahh! Ahh!
712
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:43,369
What is that?
713
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,414
Oh.
714
00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:50,637
Is that-- who put
a booger in my home?
715
00:33:57,209 --> 00:34:00,125
Max.
716
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:04,085
I tried to kill
him so many times.
717
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:05,478
I do not want
to kill him anymore.
718
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,610
So stick him in a pod
and send him away.
719
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:08,916
That's what you like to do.
720
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,657
I did that for you.
721
00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:12,267
You did it for you.
722
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:15,053
No, I had work to do.
723
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,926
The future of the entire
planet depends on me.
724
00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:19,927
I don't care.
725
00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:21,015
I'm a baby.
726
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:22,930
I needed you.
727
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,540
You shoved me
in that spaceship.
728
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:27,152
I thought we were
going together.
729
00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:29,719
I needed my father.
730
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,071
Daddy.
731
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,420
I abandoned you.
732
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,770
You were abandoned
by the one you love,
733
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,728
just like I was by Heather.
734
00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:42,645
I am sorry.
735
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:45,039
Because your girlfriend
broke up with you?
736
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,606
No, because--
737
00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:48,869
What is this?
738
00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:52,177
I thought it had gone
forever when Heather left me.
739
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:56,137
But it came back.
740
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,052
because I love you.
741
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,621
Oh.
742
00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:05,668
Babies do not care
what anyone feels.
743
00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:09,629
They only want to be taken
care of, to be loved...
744
00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:16,462
And to know there is
someone out there who will
745
00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:21,206
find a way to protect them.
746
00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:23,164
No matter what it takes.
747
00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:47,145
Hey.
748
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,494
I know it's late.
749
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:49,495
Yeah.
750
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:50,931
What's going on?
751
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:53,673
I just wanted to say
that, um, I'm happy for you
752
00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:55,588
and your girlfriend.
753
00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:57,198
I don't remember her name,
but I hope
754
00:35:57,198 --> 00:36:00,201
that she has a great life
and that you
755
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,202
have a great life.
756
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:03,683
But I've got to go.
757
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,120
D'Arcy, are you OK?
758
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,165
Come inside.
759
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,427
I'm not on anything.
760
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:10,037
Just my dad's in the hospital.
761
00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:12,518
He's gonna be fine, but he--
762
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:17,610
he's-- he's proud of me,
and he says I'm built to do
763
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,395
something great,
something big,
764
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:24,051
and I think I know
what that is now.
765
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,575
And if you never
see me again, I just
766
00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:30,231
wanted you to know that I
know that you cared about me,
767
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:36,803
and I messed it up,
and that--
768
00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:40,067
yeah, OK, but you're
gonna be proud of me, too.
769
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,765
So bye.
770
00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:44,506
D'Arcy.
771
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:49,337
D'Arcy!
772
00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:38,343
Good morning!
773
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:40,693
Ah, good morning.
774
00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:43,565
I brought this for you.
775
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:47,830
You can put it on your desk.
776
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:51,312
Oh, that is so sweet.
777
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:54,750
But no.
778
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,143
I have some good news.
779
00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:57,623
OK.
780
00:37:57,623 --> 00:38:00,190
I stayed up late last night,
and I finished the bomb!
781
00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:02,192
Harry, shh.
782
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:04,369
I stayed up late last night.
783
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,675
That's not the part.
784
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:07,807
Never mind.
785
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,375
That is great news.
786
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:15,554
The, uh, lady general is
going to be coming to my cabin
787
00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:18,644
later to hear my plan.
788
00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:22,604
I could use more information
about the Greys' ship layout,
789
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,780
but I may have
enough to proceed.
790
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,434
Thank God.
I'm glad.
791
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,870
Mm-hmm.
792
00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:30,133
I'm also glad that you
have Bridget back, too.
793
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:34,486
I thought I was doing
what was best for him.
794
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:37,271
But I was selfish.
795
00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:38,968
It was for me.
796
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:41,362
You know, it's not
always easy to know.
797
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,973
Yes, like you with Jay.
798
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,148
Why do people
keep saying this?
799
00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:47,194
I did not have selfish reasons.
800
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:53,461
No, you made a difficult
choice to give Jay away.
801
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,245
That was good.
802
00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:56,377
Thank you.
803
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:58,640
I meant you are
selfish with Jay now.
804
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,990
What?
805
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:04,864
Yeah, I'm gonna
put that right there.
806
00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:07,040
It looks so good.
807
00:39:13,089 --> 00:39:14,439
Hi.
808
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,397
Sorry, I--
809
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:19,400
I don't have
an appointment, but I--
810
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,055
I have something
in the back of my neck.
811
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:25,972
And I need you to
take it out right now.
812
00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:28,017
It is a Grey implant.
813
00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:29,584
They are taking
Mayor Snowflake,
814
00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:31,543
so it is not surprising
that they are also
815
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,545
taking Mrs. Mayor Snowflake.
816
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,155
This is excellent.
817
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:37,984
I can use her to get
intel about the Grey ship.
818
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:38,985
You seem upset.
819
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:40,987
I can calm you.
820
00:39:40,987 --> 00:39:42,380
Have you ever been hypnotized?
821
00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:50,823
You are on the Greys' ship.
822
00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,086
Tell me everything you see.
823
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:56,306
They're--
they're walking with me.
824
00:39:56,306 --> 00:39:57,699
Yes.
825
00:39:57,699 --> 00:39:59,832
Yes, how many doors are there?
826
00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:01,442
Are their guards?
827
00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,661
And how many?
828
00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:03,836
Where is she?
829
00:40:03,836 --> 00:40:05,664
Let me see her.
830
00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:07,535
Who is she?
831
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:09,189
Is it a guard?
832
00:40:09,189 --> 00:40:12,410
A leader?
833
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,715
There she is.
834
00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:18,328
Oh, my sweet.
835
00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:19,286
There's my baby.
836
00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:20,679
Yeah.
837
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:24,465
The little bastards
took Mrs. Mayor's child.
838
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:26,249
She would not
like to know that.
839
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,556
It would make her
angry and sad.
840
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:33,474
I will make sure she does not
remember it when she wakes up.
841
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,084
How many are there?
842
00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:36,869
Do they have weapons?
843
00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:39,437
Oh, I love her so much.
844
00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:44,485
They want me to bond with her.
845
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,356
I want her home--
846
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,357
It's all right.
847
00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:49,751
with me.
848
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:51,013
This is no help.
849
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:53,494
She is too focused
on her baby.
850
00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:55,148
I understand.
851
00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:57,803
I would be so sad if I did
not know that my baby existed.
852
00:40:57,803 --> 00:41:01,154
And I realize now that
happiness is not just getting
853
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:04,810
love but getting to love.
854
00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:09,989
When I snap my fingers,
you will wake up,
855
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:16,125
and you will
remember everything.
856
00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:21,566
3, 2, 1.
857
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,184
Oh, no!
858
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:46,591
I love you, but this is
the right thing for you.
859
00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:50,377
I've loved every second
of getting to act
860
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:52,248
like a mom to you.
861
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:55,121
But I love it so much
that I've skipped over all
862
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:58,124
the parts of knowing how.
863
00:41:58,124 --> 00:42:00,430
I'm glad I could be part
of your learning process.
864
00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:02,128
I know you're mad,
but you should
865
00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,347
be here right now with
the people who raised you,
866
00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:06,045
and you know it.
867
00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:09,352
It would have been nice if it
was my choice for once, Asta.
868
00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:11,529
I'm a person.
869
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,791
I should have a say.
870
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,314
I agree.
871
00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:17,491
We never even talked
about the whole thing.
872
00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:18,971
The whole?
873
00:42:18,971 --> 00:42:22,322
How you kept this a secret
from me my entire life.
874
00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:23,541
Right.
875
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,326
How you hired me
just to be near me,
876
00:42:26,326 --> 00:42:28,850
and you still didn't tell me.
877
00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:32,593
I-- I was afraid.
878
00:42:36,989 --> 00:42:42,560
I finally got everything
I ever wanted.
879
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,564
It was just so delicate and
fragile that if I looked at it
880
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,348
the wrong way or
breathed on it too hard,
881
00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:51,003
it would break and be gone.
882
00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:54,223
Same.
883
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:57,487
It was messed up.
884
00:42:57,487 --> 00:42:58,532
And I am sorry.
885
00:42:58,532 --> 00:43:01,491
And you are right.
886
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:05,365
Let's talk about it.
887
00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:07,846
Now?
888
00:43:07,846 --> 00:43:11,632
No.
889
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:14,504
That's what the rest
of our lives are for.
890
00:43:14,504 --> 00:43:16,028
Oh.
891
00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:18,030
Oh.
892
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:21,337
Oh, retainer.
893
00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:22,382
Oh.
894
00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:23,557
Thanks.
895
00:43:26,342 --> 00:43:28,649
God.
896
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:33,436
I even wrote a plan
explaining how you would
897
00:43:33,436 --> 00:43:35,613
get onto this ship
and destroy it,
898
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,006
but you don't need any
of that now,
899
00:43:38,006 --> 00:43:40,835
because I am going to kill
the Greys myself.
900
00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:44,491
So I should do what, just
stay home, watch a ball game?
901
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:45,927
Oh.
902
00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:48,887
I mean, you could come and
observe, take pictures.
903
00:43:48,887 --> 00:43:51,890
It will make for a nice memory.
904
00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,500
What the hell?
905
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,588
Where is it?
906
00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:56,329
I do not know.
907
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:59,114
Some son of a bitch
snuck in after I was asleep
908
00:43:59,114 --> 00:44:01,160
and stole my bomb.
909
00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:06,818
♪ I can't seem
to face up to the facts ♪
910
00:44:06,818 --> 00:44:10,778
♪ I'm tense and nervous,
and I can't relax ♪
911
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:15,000
♪ I can't sleep
'cause my bed's on fire ♪
912
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,308
♪ Don't touch me,
I'm a real live wire ♪
913
00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:21,354
♪ Psycho killer
914
00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:22,877
♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est?
915
00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:26,794
♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa,
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa better ♪
916
00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:28,491
♪ Run, run, run, run
917
00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:32,539
♪ Run, run, run away
918
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:34,976
♪ Oh
919
00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:36,935
♪ Psycho killer
920
00:44:36,935 --> 00:44:38,458
♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est?
921
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:42,288
♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa-,
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa better ♪
922
00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:44,159
♪ Run, run, run, run
923
00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:48,076
♪ Run, run, run away
924
00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:51,514
♪ Oh oh oh oh
925
00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:54,082
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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