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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,804 --> 00:00:02,506 There are moments when I leap back in time 2 00:00:02,531 --> 00:00:05,054 that remind me of the evening of my senior prom. 3 00:00:05,114 --> 00:00:07,525 Some of the songs are soft and slow, 4 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,517 and there's always a guy who didn't bring a date... 5 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:14,581 and wants to dance with your girl... Guys who don't take no for an answer. 6 00:00:14,873 --> 00:00:16,708 And just when everything quiets down, 7 00:00:16,792 --> 00:00:19,628 and you find a song that you want to dance to forever, 8 00:00:53,912 --> 00:00:55,581 Disco. 9 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:13,557 Oh, I'd rather be dead. 10 00:02:41,937 --> 00:02:43,855 Chad, you all right, guy? 11 00:02:44,174 --> 00:02:45,643 I've been hit. 12 00:02:45,668 --> 00:02:48,952 And cut! Cut it! It's good. Print that one. 13 00:02:50,529 --> 00:02:52,406 Oh-ho-ho, babe! Good job! 14 00:02:52,447 --> 00:02:56,368 Loved it. Okay. Okay, next shot is, uh, over here. 15 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,454 Come on. Let's go, let's go. We're an hour behind here. Let's go. 16 00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:02,541 - I'm a stuntman. - Almost a dead one. 17 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:05,085 - I told you to check that safety pad. - I did! 18 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,296 - Well, then how come it was moved? - I don't know. I double-checked it. 19 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:09,548 You almost got your brother's head caved in. 20 00:03:09,631 --> 00:03:11,675 Whoa, whoa. Wait-Wait a second. I'm okay. 21 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:13,218 Stop standing up for him. 22 00:03:13,302 --> 00:03:15,387 Somebody must have moved it while I was workin' the ratchet. 23 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:18,432 Come on, guys, huh? Out of the way. I got shots to get, all right? 24 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,643 Not till I find out who moved my safety pad! 25 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,979 Hey, not my problem, babe. 26 00:03:27,357 --> 00:03:30,736 Someone gets killed on your set, it will be. Let's go, guys. 27 00:03:30,861 --> 00:03:33,614 - Oh, whoa, whoa. What's your problem? - You. 28 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:37,034 You're more concerned about your schedule than whether somebody gets hurt. 29 00:03:37,242 --> 00:03:39,745 - Hey, hey, where you goin'? - Off this picture. 30 00:03:39,911 --> 00:03:42,247 - Oh, no. You can't quit on me. - Watch me. 31 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:44,374 Hey, hey, hey. I already paid you for Friday's stunt. 32 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:46,152 - So I'll pay you back. - All right. 33 00:03:46,177 --> 00:03:47,754 - What about you two guys? - What? 34 00:03:47,801 --> 00:03:49,986 That's right. You quit, not them. How about it guys? 35 00:03:50,018 --> 00:03:51,882 You want to work in the disco? 36 00:03:52,174 --> 00:03:54,760 Look, pal, I'm the stunt coordinator here, and these are my boys. 37 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:58,680 - I don't work, they don't work. - Well, why don't you let them decide? 38 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:02,100 - Hack. - Yeah, right. How about it, you guys? 39 00:04:04,061 --> 00:04:05,771 Uh, no, thanks. 40 00:04:09,941 --> 00:04:15,447 How about you, babe? I mean, uh, this fire thing was your first big stunt, wasn't it? 41 00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:23,664 No. 42 00:04:24,373 --> 00:04:25,791 Okay. 43 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,920 Okay, okay, what's everybody gawkin' at, huh? Stop gawkin'! 44 00:04:30,087 --> 00:04:33,006 - Line up. Okay, roll playback. - I double-checked it, Chad. I swear. 45 00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:37,427 - Uh, just forget it, okay? - Dad won't let me. 46 00:04:38,053 --> 00:04:41,848 Rick's been laying into us for three weeks. I don't know why Dad had to quit now. 47 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:46,311 It's two days before my big stunt. I could have got my union card. 48 00:04:47,145 --> 00:04:50,774 Maybe you could talk to him about it. Make him change his mind. 49 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,318 Uh, to Dad? 50 00:04:53,485 --> 00:04:55,570 Yeah, get my stunt back for me. 51 00:04:55,946 --> 00:04:58,156 Well, yeah, okay. I'll... I'll try. 52 00:04:58,323 --> 00:05:03,245 Are you for real? You're crazy. I like that in a guy. 53 00:05:03,787 --> 00:05:05,079 Really? 54 00:05:05,165 --> 00:05:07,022 He's done stunts you wouldn't even dream of. 55 00:05:07,165 --> 00:05:10,460 I don't know. I've got a pretty vivid imagination. 56 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,547 Traci Duvore, Aquarius. 57 00:05:13,672 --> 00:05:17,384 Boogie Town Records. We're handling all of the music on this movie. 58 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,846 You're Chad Stone. Leo, right? 59 00:05:22,514 --> 00:05:24,307 I guess... I guess so. 60 00:05:24,474 --> 00:05:29,688 I knew it! Oh, you've got "king of the beasts" written all over you. 61 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,691 Thank you. 62 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:36,778 Ever, uh, break anything... vital? 63 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,990 Are you kiddin'? He's... He's broken every bone in his body. 64 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,117 Every bone? 65 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:47,831 I gotta get, uh, a... drink. 66 00:05:48,165 --> 00:05:52,043 Mm-hmm. Come with me, baby. Come on. 67 00:06:01,303 --> 00:06:03,054 Excuse me. 68 00:06:04,055 --> 00:06:07,642 - Hi, Chad. - Hi. 69 00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:11,438 Aren't you gonna introduce me to your new friend? 70 00:06:12,397 --> 00:06:14,649 Oh! Uh, yeah, sure. 71 00:06:14,816 --> 00:06:17,486 This is Traci. Traci, this is... 72 00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:21,782 I'm sorry. I'm blanking on your name. 73 00:06:21,907 --> 00:06:26,119 Well, you didn't blank on me in your trailer last night. 74 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,372 Nice to meet ya. 75 00:06:33,502 --> 00:06:35,629 Hey, Chad, nice hit. 76 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,328 Chad? 77 00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:54,356 No matter how hard you look, it doesn't get any better. 78 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,862 - Nice hickey. - Hickey? 79 00:07:05,534 --> 00:07:07,452 I got a hickey. 80 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,205 Well, it isn't a monkey bump. 81 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:15,335 Look, Traci, uh, I'll, um... I'll talk to you in a little bit. 82 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,963 Where you goin'? Sit down. 83 00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:20,632 What're you doin'? 84 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:24,302 - Giving you my mood ring. - Aah! 85 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:26,888 A mood ring from the self-obsessed '70s, 86 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,641 when everyone was getting in touch with their feelings. 87 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:32,435 It's for getting in touch with your feelings. 88 00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:35,689 Jade green means you're ultra-intense. 89 00:07:35,939 --> 00:07:38,817 Blue means you're feeling ecstasy. 90 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:42,821 And reddish brown means you need to chug some sangria. Hm! 91 00:07:42,988 --> 00:07:45,240 Oh, it's turned black! 92 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:50,328 That means you're tense, disoriented, harassed. 93 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:53,248 Maybe these things work after all. 94 00:07:53,415 --> 00:07:55,166 Call me, and I'll turn it blue. 95 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:56,793 Hm! 96 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,896 Al. 97 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:23,236 Al, would you... 98 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,033 Would you cut that out? Would you get over here, please? 99 00:08:39,836 --> 00:08:41,713 He's a real killer, huh? 100 00:08:43,006 --> 00:08:47,052 His clothes are the killer, and all those gold chains have to go. 101 00:08:48,303 --> 00:08:49,971 That's my brother. 102 00:08:50,388 --> 00:08:52,557 I guess bad taste isn't genetic. 103 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,104 Does he usually talk to himself? 104 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:00,732 Aw, he's just goofin'. 105 00:09:01,232 --> 00:09:03,818 Every girl I've ever met goes crazy for him. 106 00:09:03,985 --> 00:09:05,862 I'm not every girl. 107 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,239 Really? 108 00:09:09,574 --> 00:09:11,576 What kind of guys do you like? 109 00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:14,329 More natural. 110 00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:18,833 You know, jeans, cowboy boots, 111 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:23,380 a blue denim shirt with, uh, pearl buttons. 112 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,342 Really? 113 00:09:31,846 --> 00:09:35,392 Al, this is worse than anything imaginable. 114 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:36,887 What're you talkin' about, Sam? 115 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:41,088 You're on the set of a low-budget disaster movie, Disco Inferno, 116 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:44,734 with lights, camera, plenty of action. 117 00:09:44,859 --> 00:09:49,364 You know, I think I saw this movie once on cable. We're talkin' two thumbs down. 118 00:09:49,531 --> 00:09:51,032 I'm back in the '70s. 119 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:54,119 Yeah. That was one of the happiest times in my life. 120 00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:58,123 You had disco, swinging singles, hot tubs, EST, 121 00:09:58,289 --> 00:10:02,544 uh, mantras, Farrah Fawcett, eh, edible underwear... 122 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:07,257 The "Me Decade," where everybody had the morality of two dogs in a park. 123 00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:11,761 - What're you doin'? What's the matter? - Ah, my mood ring is stuck. 124 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:15,807 Oh, gee. Looks like you're in a bad mood, Sam. 125 00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:20,395 - Where am I? - Uh, you're in, uh, 126 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,188 Burbank, California, 127 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,607 April 1, 1976. 128 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:28,486 What, are you tellin' me I'm the butt of some cosmic April Fool's joke? 129 00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:31,364 What does Ziggy say I'm here to figure out? 130 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,533 Al? 131 00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:36,119 Al! 132 00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:40,957 Oh, uh... Oh, Ziggy, he crashed on us the other night. 133 00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:44,085 Ever since, he's been doin' screwball things, 134 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:47,338 like he put extra zeros on everybody's paycheck. 135 00:10:47,464 --> 00:10:50,884 So half the staff rushed out on vacation. 136 00:10:51,301 --> 00:10:52,635 Why didn't you go? 137 00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,579 I can't go. I gotta be on standby for you. 138 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:59,559 Besides, this is like a vacation for me. I always wanted to be in the movies. 139 00:10:59,684 --> 00:11:02,187 Great. That's great. You're starstruck. 140 00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:04,731 Al, would you just find out what I'm here to do? 141 00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:07,692 Well, before Ziggy crashed, he did come up with one thing. 142 00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:11,696 In the next two days, uh, 143 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,991 Chris is gonna die. 144 00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:18,870 Chris? 145 00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:23,583 Yeah, Chris. He's your little brother. 146 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,795 - He dies? How? - I don't know. 147 00:11:27,879 --> 00:11:30,590 - Well, when? - I don't know. 148 00:11:30,615 --> 00:11:32,142 - Where? - I don't know. 149 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,500 Will you find out? 150 00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:35,410 I don't know anything until Ziggy gets fixed. 151 00:11:35,553 --> 00:11:39,849 In the meantime, you just gotta play big brother, uh, for a couple of days. 152 00:11:39,974 --> 00:11:44,521 Make sure Chris doesn't do any stunts or race any fast cars, or, 153 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,898 you know, that he doesn't... 154 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:49,943 What? 155 00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:55,281 Al, I... I have a big brother. 156 00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:59,369 Oh, hmm. I was wondering when you were gonna remember that. 157 00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:02,163 Tom. His name is Tom. 158 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,958 How could I forget that I have a brother? 159 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,795 The leap Swiss-cheesed your memory. 160 00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:13,591 I don't remember anything about him. Where is he? What's he doin'? 161 00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:16,136 Sam, you know the rules. 162 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,603 I can't tell you any of that. 163 00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:19,913 I don't remember anything. Come on, Al. Help me. 164 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:25,520 Sam, just worry about the little brother down there... who's gonna die... 165 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,939 in two days. 166 00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:39,284 Toby? We're ready for you. 167 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,496 Toby? We're... 168 00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:48,543 Uh, we're-we're ready. 169 00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:59,304 Hey, Chad. You're lookin' dy-no-mite. 170 00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:14,068 I ain't gonna let that hack put us all in jeopardy. 171 00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:18,114 Hey, you gotta understand this ain't my fault. 172 00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:21,618 We could've finished the show. One more day wouldn't have made a difference. 173 00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:23,409 You want to work for me, do what I say. 174 00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:25,371 Otherwise, go to work for someone else. Got it? 175 00:13:26,079 --> 00:13:27,602 - Got it. - Good. 176 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,251 - And ease up on the door. - He's tryin' really hard. 177 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,878 Well, that ain't good enough. 178 00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:34,881 One false move in this business you're dead, and you know that. 179 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,300 - But he won't listen. - Maybe if you wouldn't yell. 180 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:40,303 What do you want me to do, baby him like his mother did? 181 00:13:41,012 --> 00:13:44,390 - Well, I'm-I'm not sayin' that... - What are you sayin'? 182 00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:47,018 You know, just ease up on him a little. 183 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:56,444 Hey, kiddo, gonna wear that frown all day? Come on. Come on. 184 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,988 Come on! Come on. Get set. 185 00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:03,826 Gonna beat yourself. Oh-ho! Gotcha! Come here, boy. 186 00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:07,705 Look, Chris, the director in there is dangerous. He takes too many chances. 187 00:14:07,872 --> 00:14:10,625 You gotta trust me on this. You'll get your shot soon enough. I promise. 188 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,127 Yeah? When? 189 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,797 How about it, Chad? 190 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,509 We got that stunt comin' up on Earthquake tomorrow. You think the boy's ready? 191 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:22,845 - Well... - Come on, Chad. I can do it. 192 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,933 - Uh... - It's your stunt. It's your call. 193 00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,648 No. 194 00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,858 - Chad, you know I'm ready. - Not this time. 195 00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:37,402 It's just a little fall. 196 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:40,613 - A fall? - Yeah, it's a piece of cake. 197 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,325 Look, I can't give it to you. I'm sorry. Uh, next time. 198 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,661 That's it. 199 00:14:49,747 --> 00:14:52,041 It's not that tough a gag, Chad. 200 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,506 5:30 call tomorrow, boys. Don't be late. 201 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,967 And I could've got my union card with that stunt. 202 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,637 You'll get it next week. I've been hearin' that for nine months. 203 00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:10,268 Look at these old eight-track tapes. 204 00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,228 You just bought those. 205 00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:15,940 Yeah, well, they get old pretty fast. 206 00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:22,822 Barry White, the Village People, Donna Summer, Neil Sedaka, Kung Fu Fighting. 207 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,908 Wow. Hey, wait a minute! I'm supposed to drive! 208 00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:30,830 Chris raced back to the marina, with me telling him to slow down the whole way. 209 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:35,251 He hardly said a thing. Can't say I blame him though. 210 00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:39,672 I remember how mad I'd get whenever I thought Tom was bossing me around. 211 00:15:40,214 --> 00:15:44,093 I see now it just comes with the job of being a big brother. 212 00:15:57,774 --> 00:16:00,568 Tom played basketball, high school varsity. 213 00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:04,614 He was All-American, Indiana State Championships... 214 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:09,202 It was 1965... uh, no, '64... 215 00:16:09,327 --> 00:16:10,787 And... 216 00:16:11,412 --> 00:16:13,164 what happened? 217 00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:16,042 I want to remember, 218 00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:18,795 but... I'm afraid. 219 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,963 Of what? 220 00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:02,046 There's a thing called knocking. You might want to try it sometime. 221 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,053 You're good. 222 00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,931 Too bad you can't make a living at it. 223 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,599 Why not? 224 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,686 I can't play that disco garbage. 225 00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,857 Disco's not gonna last forever. 226 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:25,194 I got a feeling it's probably gonna die in a couple of years. 227 00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:28,531 - How do you know? - Just a feeling. 228 00:17:28,906 --> 00:17:31,159 Maybe in a couple years those disco maniacs... 229 00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:34,328 will become urban cowboys. 230 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,418 How come you didn't give me my shot? 231 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,464 - I got my reasons. - You know, there's still time. 232 00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:46,549 You can just call Dad and tell him I'm the one who's gonna do it. 233 00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:49,177 Chris. Chris. I'm doing the stunt. 234 00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:55,224 You know, you're some big brother. You're always there when I need ya. 235 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,060 You know, it's funny. Uh, 236 00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:01,230 big brothers sometimes do things that... 237 00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:03,608 little brothers can't quite understand. 238 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,820 - Like what? - I knew these two brothers. 239 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,199 The older one was a terrific athlete... 240 00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:13,075 Basketball, track, football, the works. 241 00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:17,371 The younger brother was good, too, but his real gift was in physics. 242 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:21,042 But the kid fought it. You know, he wanted to be just like his big brother. 243 00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,711 But the brother knew. 244 00:18:24,378 --> 00:18:27,840 He pushed that kid to follow his talents, 245 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:31,093 convinced him to go to MIT. 246 00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:34,931 Kid won a Nobel Prize. 247 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,433 Yeah. 248 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,478 Well, I'm not winnin' any Grammys. 249 00:18:41,562 --> 00:18:43,773 You don't know unless you try. 250 00:18:51,489 --> 00:18:54,408 She showed up! I-I can't believe it! 251 00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,619 Shannon, the girl I met on the set today! 252 00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,539 Uh, listen, Chad, 253 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,499 do me a favor, will ya? 254 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,876 - Just don't hit on her. - Why would I hit on her? 255 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,754 Because you hit on everybody. Promise me. 256 00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,757 Yeah, okay, I promise. I won't hit on her. 257 00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:15,429 Cross my heart. 258 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,974 What heart? 259 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:24,522 Sandwich. All right. That's acceptable. Okay. 260 00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:29,902 Twelve people said sandwich. All right, Connie: something that people like to bite. 261 00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:32,488 Mmm, the big one. 262 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,741 Bite the big one. All right. 263 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,910 - Does our audience bite the big one? - Proceed. 264 00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:40,371 Something you eat with eggs. 265 00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,039 Fiberglass. 266 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:45,459 Okay, Beldar. Very interesting. 267 00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,837 You're on quite a roll there, fella... no points, no money. 268 00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:49,338 Don't feel bad about it though. 269 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:52,383 We'll be back tomorrow, and you'll have another chance at the fast money. 270 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:57,263 Until then, everybody, remember old people are our greatest natural resource. 271 00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:59,849 So check in on one today and push 'em around the block. 272 00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:01,976 So long, everybody. 273 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,895 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. 274 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:07,189 Oh, this... this next one is great. 275 00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:10,151 Chevy Chase imitates President Ford. 276 00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:12,737 This show is live. 277 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,532 Uh, yeah, but it's also on a three-hour tape delay. 278 00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:18,284 My fellow Americans. 279 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,245 I had a friend back East call me, and he told me about it. 280 00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:23,497 You don't know anybody east of Vegas. 281 00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:27,335 Ford popularity is certainly on a sharp rise here, 282 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,005 whereas the... 283 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:39,388 If Ford falls one more time, there's no way he's gonna beat Carter. 284 00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:42,808 Well, what makes you so sure that Carter's gonna win the Democratic nomination? 285 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,019 He won Illinois by 48%. 286 00:20:45,186 --> 00:20:48,397 He's pulling way ahead of Wallace, Jackson and Udall with the delegates. 287 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,565 Well, you-you could be right. 288 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,694 You're sure up on this election. 289 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,155 I work for the League of Women Voters at school. 290 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,616 President Ford's speaking on campus in a few weeks. 291 00:20:58,783 --> 00:21:00,701 If you guys want to come, I'll get you special passes. 292 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:02,127 That'd be great. 293 00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:06,916 Since when were you so interested in politics? 294 00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:13,255 Uh, it's always been kind of a special... interest... 295 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,341 Secret... for me. 296 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,844 Chad, the last time you voted was for homecoming king, 297 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,680 and you voted for yourself twice. 298 00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:22,932 The point is: Do I really know what the issue is? 299 00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:26,811 Relevant, irrelevant, fault, default... These are just hard words. 300 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,483 - Yes, Hank. - I need to get some fresh air. 301 00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:34,443 Take your time out there. 302 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,034 Hi, Sam. 303 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,912 Al. 304 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:50,167 Where did you dig up that... costume? 305 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,464 Sam, wake up and smell the '70s. 306 00:21:55,589 --> 00:22:00,636 You're looking at genuine 100% high-grade virgin polyester. 307 00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:04,306 The only thing that got me more women was my space suit. 308 00:22:04,473 --> 00:22:07,184 This comes from the days when I was king. 309 00:22:07,435 --> 00:22:11,313 I had outer space behind me, Star Bright Project ahead of me, 310 00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:14,066 and I was a dancing machine. 311 00:22:14,442 --> 00:22:17,820 - You had a purse! - Get outta here! Purse! 312 00:22:17,987 --> 00:22:20,114 This is a man bag. You owned a man bag? 313 00:22:20,281 --> 00:22:23,659 Yeah. My pants were always too tight to carry a wallet, so... 314 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,954 Hey, the women loved it. 315 00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:30,708 Is Ziggy fixed yet? 316 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,085 We're havin' some problems with him. 317 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,589 Uh, right now he's... 318 00:22:38,841 --> 00:22:41,093 Right now he's Japanese. 319 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,262 - What? - He's Jap... 320 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:46,919 Well, I mean, he's spitting out everything in Japanese. 321 00:22:47,391 --> 00:22:50,519 That's what you get for feeding him those foreign microchips. 322 00:22:50,686 --> 00:22:52,938 - Al? - Yeah? 323 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,857 How was he killed? 324 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,110 Who? 325 00:22:58,527 --> 00:23:01,781 - What do you mean, "Who?" Chris. - Chris. 326 00:23:01,906 --> 00:23:05,409 - Yeah. - Right. Well, we're checkin' on that. 327 00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:08,871 Uh, we know that it happened sometime... 328 00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:12,041 - in the next two days. - Al, this kid has got a future. 329 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,627 From what I just heard, it's in music. 330 00:23:14,752 --> 00:23:17,671 - You like the kid, huh? - Well, yeah. 331 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:22,760 Kind of has that same drive to prove himself that I had with Tom. 332 00:23:22,927 --> 00:23:25,513 You know that Tom talked me into goin' to MIT? 333 00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:30,017 - Really? Uh, no. I didn't know that. - Yeah. 334 00:23:30,684 --> 00:23:32,853 Yeah, I remembered when I was talkin' with Chris. 335 00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:36,398 Hey, tomorrow you're on the Earthquake set. 336 00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:39,485 Chuck Heston, Lorne Greene and... 337 00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:42,112 Ava Gardner. 338 00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:45,741 Yeah, I know, Ava Gardner. And I'm supposed to be doing a stunt, 339 00:23:45,866 --> 00:23:47,576 and I don't even know what it is. 340 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,370 Wha-What, the stunt? 341 00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:53,082 - Yeah. - Oh, I hear it's-it's just a little fall. 342 00:23:58,128 --> 00:24:00,214 This is a little fall? 343 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:03,592 Well, for a stuntman. 344 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,553 We're almost ready! 345 00:24:05,928 --> 00:24:09,640 Look, Al, I-I... I don't... I don't think I can do this. 346 00:24:10,099 --> 00:24:12,726 Well, you got to if you wanna leap outta here. 347 00:24:12,893 --> 00:24:14,603 To what, my death? 348 00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:19,859 Hi. 349 00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:22,987 Is that all you have to say, Chad? 350 00:24:24,947 --> 00:24:26,657 Uh... 351 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,996 You don't remember me, do you? 352 00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,040 Wrap party, Poseidon Adventure. 353 00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:38,794 I came as a giant clam. You were Aquaman. 354 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:41,714 I-I'm sor... I don't remember. 355 00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:48,345 Take two. Background. And action! 356 00:24:48,971 --> 00:24:51,765 - Maybe you were the flying fish. - Hey! 357 00:24:51,932 --> 00:24:53,976 What? 358 00:25:00,941 --> 00:25:02,568 Help! 359 00:25:08,324 --> 00:25:09,992 Al! 360 00:25:11,785 --> 00:25:13,370 Help! 361 00:25:21,795 --> 00:25:23,380 It's Ben! 362 00:25:23,714 --> 00:25:28,636 It's Ben Cartwright! Sam! Look, look! It's Ben Cartwright! 363 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,305 - Al! - Ooh! Step back. 364 00:25:31,472 --> 00:25:37,561 Sam, hang on! Ben Cartwright is gonna save you. I don't believe it! 365 00:25:41,565 --> 00:25:43,192 Uh-oh. 366 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,923 Chad, you okay, guy? 367 00:26:07,007 --> 00:26:08,801 - Huh? - You okay? 368 00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:20,562 Once a screamer, always a screamer. 369 00:26:43,444 --> 00:26:44,708 Look, Chris... 370 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,113 I could have done it! Had my card right now! 371 00:26:47,256 --> 00:26:50,050 Is that what you want? Your stuntman's card? 372 00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:52,928 What do you think I've been workin' for all this time? 373 00:26:53,095 --> 00:26:55,264 - I thought it was your music. - Music! 374 00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:57,641 What in the hell you talkin' about? Music's just for kicks. 375 00:26:57,766 --> 00:27:00,060 Look, what I heard last night wasn't for kicks. 376 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:03,689 Yeah, right. Can you see me telling Dad I'm gonna be a musician? 377 00:27:03,814 --> 00:27:07,067 Dad? Come on. It's your life, not his. 378 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:11,280 Listen to you! What've you been doin' the last few years? 379 00:27:11,739 --> 00:27:13,741 Yeah, well, that... that's me. 380 00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:17,907 I mean, uh, it's-it's what I love to do, but it isn't you. 381 00:27:18,173 --> 00:27:19,997 You've been playing guitar. 382 00:27:20,122 --> 00:27:23,876 Look, you wanna make Dad proud? Then do what you do best. 383 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:27,755 It'll take a lot more courage than jumping off buildings. 384 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:33,427 Yeah. But what do I know about the music business? 385 00:27:35,929 --> 00:27:38,932 ♪ By the dark of the moon ♪ 386 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,772 ♪ But there came an early snow ♪ 387 00:27:44,938 --> 00:27:49,651 Mort Greenblatt. He's the A&R V.P. on our country and western label. 388 00:27:49,818 --> 00:27:54,323 Hm! The only Texas cowpoke ever born in Brooklyn. 389 00:27:55,699 --> 00:27:59,620 He's kind of a sleaze-ball, but he can make things happen. 390 00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:04,541 - Thank you for doin' this for Chris. - Oh, I didn't do it for Chris. 391 00:28:08,712 --> 00:28:10,506 See you Saturday. 392 00:28:10,547 --> 00:28:11,840 ♪ We'll be ridin' ♪ 393 00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:14,426 ♪ Wild... ♪ 394 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:20,516 ♪ fire ♪ 395 00:28:27,731 --> 00:28:30,776 - Where's Dad? - Don't worry. He'll be here. 396 00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:32,486 He's up next. 397 00:28:32,694 --> 00:28:35,197 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 398 00:28:35,364 --> 00:28:39,409 ♪ But there came an early snow ♪ 399 00:28:40,702 --> 00:28:41,875 Dad? 400 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:45,565 ♪ There's a hoot owl howlin' ♪ ♪ outside my window now ♪ 401 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:49,670 - Dad. - Hey, big time. 402 00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:51,797 How long have you been in here? 403 00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:54,383 About a six-pack. 404 00:28:55,717 --> 00:28:59,388 - Come on. Chris is on. - I can hear him just fine from here. 405 00:28:59,888 --> 00:29:03,225 - All he wants is to make you proud of him. - Oh, I am proud. 406 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:06,270 Then show him. Go in there where he can see you. 407 00:29:07,104 --> 00:29:11,733 ♪ We'll be ridin' Wildfire ♪ 408 00:29:11,859 --> 00:29:13,527 Why are you doin' this? 409 00:29:14,695 --> 00:29:16,822 What have you got against him? 410 00:29:19,283 --> 00:29:21,160 He got born weak. 411 00:29:21,743 --> 00:29:24,997 - What? - Weak. Premature. 412 00:29:25,956 --> 00:29:28,292 After your mom and I split, 413 00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:30,586 she raised him all wrong. 414 00:29:31,211 --> 00:29:33,255 I'm gonna make a man out of him. 415 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:38,802 That's great, Dad. 416 00:29:39,887 --> 00:29:42,472 Next up is a young man from Montana, 417 00:29:42,639 --> 00:29:44,725 just been out to Hollywood less than a year. 418 00:29:44,892 --> 00:29:47,936 Please welcome to the stage Chris Stone! 419 00:30:04,745 --> 00:30:09,666 ♪ Summer nights ♪ ♪ fallin' around my shoulder ♪ 420 00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:16,965 ♪ Oh, the desert wind ♪ ♪ blowin' across my mind ♪ 421 00:30:18,258 --> 00:30:24,181 ♪ Hold me tight out on the borderline ♪ 422 00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:28,310 ♪ It's a long way there ♪ ♪ down a one-way trail ♪ 423 00:30:28,477 --> 00:30:32,439 ♪ To the love that I left behind ♪ 424 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:37,277 ♪ Out of sight ♪ ♪ Can't see past you and me ♪ 425 00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,905 ♪ I'm haunted like a wanted man ♪ 426 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,448 ♪ Out of mind ♪ 427 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:45,601 ♪ Don't think I can take ♪ ♪ another night alone ♪ 428 00:30:46,286 --> 00:30:50,999 ♪ Ah, out of time ♪ ♪ Too late, my mistake ♪ 429 00:30:51,124 --> 00:30:53,919 ♪ But you gotta understand ♪ 430 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:59,675 ♪ I've been dealin' with the pain ♪ ♪ of lovin' you the best I can ♪ 431 00:31:00,884 --> 00:31:06,473 ♪ And I'm just another stranger ♪ ♪ lookin' for the promised land ♪ 432 00:31:07,808 --> 00:31:11,728 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Can't see past you and me ♪ 433 00:31:11,853 --> 00:31:14,439 ♪ I'm haunted like a wanted man ♪ 434 00:31:14,564 --> 00:31:15,977 ♪ Out of mind ♪ 435 00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:19,844 ♪ Don't think I can take ♪ ♪ another night alone ♪ 436 00:31:20,362 --> 00:31:25,617 ♪ Hey, out of time ♪ ♪ Too late, my mistake ♪ 437 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:28,370 ♪ But what you gotta understand ♪ 438 00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:33,834 ♪ I've been dealin' with the pain ♪ ♪ of lovin' you the best I can ♪ 439 00:31:35,419 --> 00:31:41,008 ♪ And I'm just another stranger ♪ ♪ lookin' for the promised land ♪ 440 00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,971 All right, Chris! 441 00:31:52,227 --> 00:31:57,065 Ow! That was Chris Stone, a young man who's gonna go far! 442 00:31:57,607 --> 00:32:00,193 All right! Excellent. 443 00:32:10,078 --> 00:32:13,248 Well, what'd you think? 444 00:32:18,045 --> 00:32:20,297 I think you're wastin' your time. 445 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:24,217 Oh, come on, Dad. He was good tonight. Everybody loved him. 446 00:32:24,384 --> 00:32:26,803 You know, he got more applause tonight than I did on my stunt this morning. 447 00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,930 Chad, forget it. He doesn't care, okay? 448 00:32:29,097 --> 00:32:31,391 Oh, come on. Did I hurt your feelings, kid? 449 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,102 Come on. Put up your dukes. Come on, come on. 450 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,438 - Don't you wanna box with your old man? - Take it easy, take it easy. 451 00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:38,315 Don't worry. Just playin' around. Afraid I'll whup ya? 452 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,776 If I'd have raised you instead of your mom, you'd be... 453 00:32:40,942 --> 00:32:42,152 Chris! 454 00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:47,074 Ohh. 455 00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:50,410 The boy do know how to punch, doesn't he? 456 00:32:50,786 --> 00:32:53,121 Lucky for him that you was holdin' me. 457 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,083 Lucky for you he only threw one. 458 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:05,801 Yeah, hello? 459 00:33:05,967 --> 00:33:08,220 Yeah, Rick, it's Chris Stone. 460 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:11,348 Hey, man, you don't call the director at home. 461 00:33:11,515 --> 00:33:15,310 Look, I know my dad quit on you, but you got anybody for the fire stunt tomorrow? 462 00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:18,146 Huh! Babe, I don't have a Stone. 463 00:33:19,022 --> 00:33:20,816 You got one now. 464 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,907 Chris? 465 00:33:35,288 --> 00:33:37,124 Chris? 466 00:33:52,889 --> 00:33:54,808 Cute kids. 467 00:33:56,059 --> 00:34:00,981 Al, look, I gotta get outta here. 468 00:34:01,148 --> 00:34:03,650 There's somethin' about this leap that's drivin' me crazy. 469 00:34:03,817 --> 00:34:05,819 I mean, I don't even know what it is. 470 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,405 Chris givin' you a hard time? 471 00:34:08,572 --> 00:34:10,824 No matter what I tell him, you know, he won't listen. 472 00:34:10,991 --> 00:34:14,327 Well, sometimes it's tough bein' a big brother. 473 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,621 Yeah, now I know how Tom felt. 474 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:19,833 I always thought he was putting me down... You know, trying to tell me what to do. 475 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,817 But by the time I figured out he was just lookin' out for me, 476 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,376 it was too late, because he... 477 00:34:29,718 --> 00:34:31,887 Tom's dead, isn't he? 478 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,017 Come on, Al. 479 00:34:39,186 --> 00:34:40,854 Yeah. 480 00:34:42,272 --> 00:34:44,691 He was killed in Vietnam. 481 00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:02,042 That's one part of your memory I was hoping you wouldn't get back. 482 00:35:29,277 --> 00:35:30,904 No date? 483 00:35:31,393 --> 00:35:32,582 What? 484 00:35:32,772 --> 00:35:36,141 Well, you're usually droppin' off some skirt this early in the morning. 485 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:40,455 Look, Chris didn't come home last night. I was hoping he came by here. 486 00:35:40,622 --> 00:35:43,250 What for? To admire the damage? 487 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,043 I'm worried about him. 488 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:48,213 Well, if I know my boys, he's out with that little brunette. 489 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,298 He'll be home in a couple of days. 490 00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:53,051 What makes you so sure he'll come back? 491 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,220 What the hell else is he gonna do, be a musician? 492 00:35:55,257 --> 00:35:56,405 Why not? 493 00:35:56,452 --> 00:35:57,818 I thought we went all through this last night. 494 00:35:57,847 --> 00:35:59,975 No, we didn't settle it. Chris was great. 495 00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:03,478 - Sure, he was good. - Well, he needed to hear that from you. 496 00:36:03,645 --> 00:36:06,106 Look, that don't mean that I want him to go and ruin his life. 497 00:36:06,149 --> 00:36:07,180 Yeah, but don't you see? 498 00:36:07,223 --> 00:36:09,550 That's exactly what you're doing by forcing him to become a stuntman. 499 00:36:12,654 --> 00:36:14,364 I don't know. 500 00:36:15,115 --> 00:36:16,819 You know, sometimes I find myself 501 00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:19,476 doing the same thing to Chris that my daddy did to me. 502 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,123 I can't seem to stop myself. 503 00:36:24,207 --> 00:36:26,710 Your granddaddy was a stuntman so I became a stuntman, 504 00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:28,753 because I had to prove to him that I could do it. 505 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,338 And I did. 506 00:36:31,548 --> 00:36:37,053 I don't know. I guess... I guess provin' things is in the old Stone blood, huh? 507 00:36:41,016 --> 00:36:44,603 Like Chris proving he has to do that fire stunt. 508 00:36:48,523 --> 00:36:50,191 Come on. I don't care. Just wire it... 509 00:36:50,317 --> 00:36:51,735 Rick, here's your coffee. 510 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:53,719 I don't have time to do anything like that. 511 00:36:53,862 --> 00:36:57,034 Ugh! Yo, uh, Hoss. 512 00:36:57,866 --> 00:36:59,409 Come here. Yes, sir? 513 00:36:59,534 --> 00:37:01,244 I tell you three lumps of sugar? 514 00:37:01,327 --> 00:37:03,121 - Three. I mean, you get that, right? - Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. 515 00:37:03,146 --> 00:37:05,088 - I mean, you understand that? - Yeah, I understand. 516 00:37:05,113 --> 00:37:06,904 - Good. Then do it. Okay? - All right. You got it. 517 00:37:06,929 --> 00:37:10,346 Geez, who do I gotta sleep with to get a decent cup of coffee around here? 518 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,423 Chris, babe! You made it. 519 00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:15,842 And, uh, you brought us a cheerleader, huh? 520 00:37:16,009 --> 00:37:17,719 Uh, no. This is Shannon. 521 00:37:17,886 --> 00:37:19,554 Hey, nice to meet you, sweet-face. 522 00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:21,848 Now, listen, we're gonna be up for you in about 10 minutes, man. 523 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,725 Hit wardrobe. Hang tight. Let's go. 524 00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:26,645 You, come on. Let's go. All right. Let's... Everybody, let's go! 525 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:28,647 Time is money! I have to say it again? 526 00:37:28,772 --> 00:37:30,273 All right. Come on. This is a difficult stunt. 527 00:37:30,398 --> 00:37:32,525 Chris, are you sure you want to do this? 528 00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,528 - What do you mean? - I don't know. 529 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:38,406 I mean, shouldn't your father be here to check this out or something? 530 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,867 Look, I already checked it out, okay? 531 00:37:41,034 --> 00:37:42,702 What about your brother? 532 00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:45,580 He told me to do whatever I wanted to do. 533 00:37:45,789 --> 00:37:47,666 So I am, all right? 534 00:37:55,215 --> 00:37:57,217 Come on. Take me up! 535 00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:59,594 Let's go. Be careful. 536 00:37:59,928 --> 00:38:04,182 Okay. Uh, what's his... What's his name? Chris! 537 00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:08,561 Chris, look, as you run there'll be some more squib hits on the wall. 538 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:12,273 Okay, as you run across there'll be a flash-pot blows up, 539 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,402 forcing you over to here, which is where you hit the mini-tramp. 540 00:38:15,568 --> 00:38:18,279 And that's where the big explosion takes place, okay? 541 00:38:18,446 --> 00:38:20,865 You fly over the ledge; you crash down on the boxes. 542 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:23,952 You got it? Huh? 543 00:38:24,244 --> 00:38:26,579 Good. All right. Come on. Take me down. 544 00:38:26,746 --> 00:38:29,374 Come on. I hate this thing. Let's go, let's go, people! 545 00:38:29,395 --> 00:38:31,209 We're an hour behind. Come on! 546 00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:33,420 Rick, Rick, shouldn't we, uh, get a rehearsal first? 547 00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:36,464 Ah, hell with it. We'll shoot the rehearsal, all right? 548 00:38:36,756 --> 00:38:39,676 Come on! I said, we're gonna shoot the rehearsal! Let's go! 549 00:38:39,801 --> 00:38:42,220 - Come on. Can I get off of this thing? - Yeah. 550 00:38:44,139 --> 00:38:46,516 All right. Come on. Positions! Let's go! 551 00:38:46,683 --> 00:38:49,269 Okay, come on, come on, come on. Stand by to roll cameras. 552 00:38:49,436 --> 00:38:51,029 Ready, special effects. 553 00:38:51,354 --> 00:38:53,773 - Ready, Chris, babe? - Yes, sir. 554 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,735 Background, stand by! Quiet on the set! 555 00:38:56,901 --> 00:38:59,904 - Roll cameras. - "A" camera rolling. 556 00:39:07,203 --> 00:39:09,497 And... action! 557 00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:12,250 Hey, Chad! 558 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,551 What happened? 559 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:27,932 - Chris! - Go! Get out, get out! Move it! 560 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,517 - Come on! - Aah! 561 00:39:29,642 --> 00:39:32,604 Chris! Chris! 562 00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:36,316 - Chris! Chris is in there! - Dad, get back! 563 00:39:36,483 --> 00:39:38,318 - I gotta get him out! - I know. 564 00:39:38,485 --> 00:39:40,570 Let go of me! Dad, I'll find him. 565 00:39:40,695 --> 00:39:44,908 - Come on, guys. Take him out. - Don't! Let me go! 566 00:39:45,074 --> 00:39:46,785 Let me go! 567 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:52,040 Sam, I found Chris! You can't get through this way! Go around! 568 00:39:55,460 --> 00:40:00,089 I can't see. I can't see anything. 569 00:40:00,215 --> 00:40:03,760 - I'm over here. Follow my voice. - Keep talkin'. 570 00:40:03,927 --> 00:40:06,179 I'm right here. Keep comin' straight. 571 00:40:07,347 --> 00:40:10,475 I can't see you. I'm right over here. 572 00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:17,524 Al. 573 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,985 Get outta the way! Get out of the way! 574 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,200 His leg is pinned. Hurry up, Sam! 575 00:40:30,537 --> 00:40:33,164 Hurry, Sam. Come on! You gotta hurry up! 576 00:40:38,795 --> 00:40:41,714 You got him. Now, pull him outta there! 577 00:40:44,384 --> 00:40:45,802 Come on, Sam. 578 00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:49,204 Al! Lead us outta here. We're dyin' in here! 579 00:40:49,305 --> 00:40:51,683 This way, Sam! This way! 580 00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:55,562 - Come on! You can do it! - We're comin'. 581 00:41:15,832 --> 00:41:19,460 Thank God you showed up. I can't believe it. I want you to... Oh! 582 00:41:19,627 --> 00:41:21,671 What the hell was that for? 583 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:28,136 Check his leg. 584 00:41:29,470 --> 00:41:31,472 I think it's broken. 585 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:41,316 Looks like I got my stunt card, huh, Dad? 586 00:41:52,285 --> 00:41:53,786 Oh, look! 587 00:41:53,953 --> 00:41:58,374 You were exposed to all that heat, but your mood ring's bright blue. 588 00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:00,835 You know what that means? 589 00:42:02,295 --> 00:42:04,505 I guess I'm in a good mood. 590 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:09,052 - Get it! Get it! Ohh! - Get it in to the... Get it, get it! Ohh! 591 00:42:09,218 --> 00:42:11,971 Come on. You gotta get those offensive boards. 592 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:13,386 Great defensive move there. 593 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:15,499 102-79. Just listen to the hand that they're getting. 594 00:42:15,642 --> 00:42:18,394 Doesn't look good. Does not look good, Dad. 595 00:42:18,887 --> 00:42:20,855 My pocket's gettin' full already. Another beer? 596 00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:23,483 - You bet. - Great defensive play. 597 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:25,693 Did you see that? He missed another one! 598 00:42:25,818 --> 00:42:28,363 - Another one. - Why do they keep passin'it to this guy? 599 00:42:29,238 --> 00:42:31,313 - Come on! Get it in the key! - Come on! 600 00:42:31,338 --> 00:42:34,035 He starts to drive, plays it off to Gibbons, and he scores! 601 00:42:35,244 --> 00:42:37,914 Oh! Al. 602 00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:40,583 Hi, Sam. How's it goin', pal? 603 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:43,586 You tell me. Why haven't I leaped? 604 00:42:43,753 --> 00:42:47,048 - Well, Ziggy's workin' on that. - What's your rush? 605 00:42:47,215 --> 00:42:49,926 Things seem to be lookin' up here. 606 00:42:51,928 --> 00:42:53,012 Oh, I-I don't know. 607 00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:56,391 I just, um... just feel a little homesick, that's all. 608 00:42:56,557 --> 00:42:59,310 You know, sometimes I can't help but think about... 609 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:03,356 Well, you know I hope that maybe I'll leap all the way back. 610 00:43:04,565 --> 00:43:06,526 Uh, forward, you mean. 611 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:09,320 Yeah, well, I don't even remember... 612 00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:12,526 where I lived, or, you know, who my friends were or if I had a dog or... 613 00:43:12,573 --> 00:43:14,876 No. You don't have a dog. 614 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:21,541 Well, you know, just sometimes you kind of feel alone, that's all. 615 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,543 What do you mean, you're alone? 616 00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:26,129 I mean, it's not much, but you got me. 617 00:43:29,549 --> 00:43:31,384 Uh, Sam... 618 00:43:32,552 --> 00:43:35,888 Sam, uh, I... I shouldn't do this, but... 619 00:43:36,305 --> 00:43:37,849 here. 620 00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:45,732 It's Tom and me. 621 00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:53,156 Oh. I'm sorry, uh... 622 00:43:56,617 --> 00:43:59,245 I promise I'll save this for you. 623 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,750 Thanks, Al. 624 00:44:06,169 --> 00:44:08,671 Come on. Don't you want to watch the game? 625 00:44:17,513 --> 00:44:19,057 Jump shot! 626 00:44:21,517 --> 00:44:23,311 - What happened? - It's over. 627 00:44:23,478 --> 00:44:26,647 - This thing is drivin' me nuts. - You'll get it off soon enough. 628 00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,401 And then what? 629 00:44:31,778 --> 00:44:34,614 He's got his card. He'll come to work for us. 630 00:44:35,323 --> 00:44:36,783 What about his music? 631 00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:39,702 He's real good, Mr. Stone. Real good. 632 00:44:41,621 --> 00:44:44,749 Well, yeah, I guess he's okay for a stuntman. 633 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:49,378 Uh! Look, no offense, Chris, but... 634 00:44:49,712 --> 00:44:52,867 he shouldn't be a stuntman any more than... 635 00:44:52,965 --> 00:44:55,043 We now switch to a live broadcast of the president... 636 00:44:55,218 --> 00:44:59,138 Heh! Gerald Ford. Look, Chris's future is in his music. 637 00:44:59,305 --> 00:45:02,600 - Now you know the future. - Sam. 638 00:45:02,892 --> 00:45:04,644 I... Sam, I remember this. 639 00:45:04,769 --> 00:45:08,603 - He trips at the bottom of the stairs. - In good spirits after their flight, 640 00:45:08,643 --> 00:45:11,067 waving to the crowd of some 600 spectators. 641 00:45:11,234 --> 00:45:12,902 Uh, yeah. 642 00:45:13,027 --> 00:45:15,154 Dad, I do know the future. 643 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:19,492 - Ford's gonna trip down those stairs. - No, no. Not again. 644 00:45:19,659 --> 00:45:22,787 No way you know what he's gonna do. This is live. 645 00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:25,081 I'll bet you Chris's future I do. 646 00:45:25,206 --> 00:45:28,376 - What? - That's brilliant, Sam, brilliant. 647 00:45:28,543 --> 00:45:31,671 I say that Ford's gonna trip down these stairs. And if I'm right, 648 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,340 you get behind Chris becoming a musician. 649 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,262 - And if you're wrong? - I get behind him becoming a stuntman. 650 00:45:39,428 --> 00:45:43,182 - Wait a minute. This is my future we're... - Relax. Trust me. I know what I'm doin'. 651 00:45:44,517 --> 00:45:46,144 You're on, bud. 652 00:45:51,774 --> 00:45:53,901 You sure this is where he trips? 653 00:45:54,193 --> 00:45:56,779 Ehh, pretty sure. 654 00:45:56,904 --> 00:45:59,782 Thank you, Linda. You think we should include this unofficial information? 655 00:45:59,907 --> 00:46:02,577 Well... Oh, just a minute. They're coming down the stairs now... 656 00:46:02,702 --> 00:46:04,871 to great applause from the spectators, and... 657 00:46:04,912 --> 00:46:06,914 Oop! 658 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:12,003 What a memory, huh? What a memory! 659 00:46:12,128 --> 00:46:13,713 It looks like he'll be okay. 660 00:46:13,754 --> 00:46:17,008 Uh, Linda, do you have visual of the president at this time? 661 00:46:38,112 --> 00:46:42,074 Oh, my God. I'm Popeye! 662 00:46:53,502 --> 00:46:58,466 ♪ Summer nights ♪ ♪ fallin' around my shoulder ♪ 663 00:46:59,592 --> 00:47:05,681 ♪ The desert wind ♪ ♪ blowin' across my mind ♪ 664 00:47:07,099 --> 00:47:12,813 ♪ Hold me tight out on the borderline ♪ 665 00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:17,109 ♪ It's a long way there ♪ ♪ down a one-way trail ♪ 666 00:47:17,193 --> 00:47:21,239 ♪ To the love that I left behind ♪ 667 00:47:21,781 --> 00:47:25,910 ♪ Out of sight ♪ ♪ Can't see past you and me ♪ 668 00:47:26,035 --> 00:47:28,621 ♪ I'm haunted like a wanted man ♪ 669 00:47:28,704 --> 00:47:32,959 ♪ Out of time ♪ ♪ Too late, my mistake ♪ 670 00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:35,753 ♪ But you gotta understand ♪ 671 00:47:35,836 --> 00:47:41,300 ♪ I've been dealin' with the pain ♪ ♪ of lovin' you the best I can ♪ 672 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:48,474 ♪ And I'm just another stranger ♪ ♪ lookin' for the promised land ♪ 53927

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