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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,171 I have got 2 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,540 The perfect Present for you. 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,942 - a present? What for? - christmas. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,613 What, you didn't Get me anything? 5 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:18,417 ( scoffs ) No, are you kidding? 6 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,519 No, of c-- Not get you anything? 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,887 Of course I got You something. I, uh... 8 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,357 I got you The perfect something. It's perfect, 9 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,260 And it's, uh, It's really something. 10 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,130 You're so sweet. 11 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:38,437 All right, We are wired. 12 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:41,707 - can I plug it in? Can I plug it in? - knock yourself out. 13 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,544 ( gasps ) 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:49,014 - it's magnificent! - you ain't seen Nothin' yet. 15 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:51,016 By the time I'm through With this joint, 16 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:53,351 They're gonna be Able to see it From the shuttle. 17 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:56,254 Tommy! 18 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,592 - look what I got. - a stick? 19 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,594 No! 20 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:05,364 It's a christmas tree! 21 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:08,367 You'll see. All it needs Is a little love. 22 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,802 Dick! Dick! 23 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:14,473 - you are not gonna believe what we got at the mall. - a stick? 24 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,475 It's a christmas tree! 25 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:20,545 That thing? We are solomons, harry. 26 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,481 We should have The biggest, noblest tree In all of ohio. 27 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:27,252 Forget the stick, dick. We found jobs. 28 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,255 The mall is full of them-- Christmas jobs. 29 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,925 You are lookin' At a professional Gift-wrapper. 30 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,827 And I am the Executive assistant 31 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,664 To mr. Santa claus. 32 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,933 I've heard of him. He's the muckedy-muck In charge of the whole shebang. 33 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,737 Yeah, well, I'm kind of His right-hand elf. 34 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,772 This is wonderful. It's a celebration. 35 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,341 - tommy, when did we first Land on this planet? - january 9th. 36 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,344 It was a tuesday, Exactly 8:30 p.M. 37 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,279 7:30 central. 38 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:59,284 Do you realize We're coming up On our anniversary? 39 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:02,987 An earth year on earth, And everything is Finally coming together. 40 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,191 It's as if all Of the earth were Throwing us a party. 41 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,860 Suddenly I feel So... So... 42 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,862 Human. 43 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,231 Oh, guys! Come here. 44 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,601 ( snap ) 45 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,741 Oh, great. Now it's a stick. 46 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,677 ( '50s rock music playing ) 47 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,950 Weeds. 48 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,587 Okay, dick, it's time To pick your secret santa. 49 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,923 It's time to who For wha-wha? 50 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:14,660 - pick a name-- that's who You buy a present for. - presents? For christmas? 51 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,728 The bowl is heavy. 52 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,030 I'm sorry, judith. 53 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,100 Let's play Secret santa. 54 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,472 Dr. Anthony? I barely know him. 55 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,474 ( women exclaiming ) 56 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:32,810 Glansberg, chilton, Lanell-- 57 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:36,314 Dick, you don't get To choose your person. It's random. 58 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,083 You pick one name, And it's a secret Until the party. 59 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,752 Oh... 60 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,804 Well, I picked My name, 61 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:03,307 And whoever it is Hasn't the foggiest idea. 62 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,044 For now until the party, Their life will be 63 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,814 A topsy-turvy Labyrinth of mystery 64 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,750 And intrigue. 65 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,254 For the love of god, Let him draw again. 66 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,764 Well, hello-ho-ho, Everybody, 67 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,500 And welcome to Santa's toyland. 68 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,870 Presents, toys and fun For children one to 91. 69 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,874 Oh, uh, please note 70 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,476 That children 16 to 91 71 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,212 Should not sit On santa's lap. 72 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,214 Damn! 73 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,053 Thank you, and have A happy and safe holiday 74 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:52,324 From all of us here At the rutherford galleria. 75 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,126 Wow, you've been Shopping your butt off. 76 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,529 Yeah. It's christmas, right? 77 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,098 Oh, it's great, isn't it? People buying stuff, 78 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,602 Lugging bags around, Maxing out their credit cards. 79 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:06,070 It's like everyone In the whole world Is joined together 80 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,673 To embrace Financial ruin. 81 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,044 - merry christmas. - thank you, 82 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,213 And have a happy And safe holiday From all of us here 83 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:18,283 At the rutherford Galleria! 84 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,619 Merry christmas. 85 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,460 Merry christmas. 86 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,962 Merry christmas. 87 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,698 Merry christmas. Merry christmas. 88 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,474 - merry christmas. - oh! 89 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:45,477 She's coin-operated. 90 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,479 She says she has The perfect gift for me, 91 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,547 And I have no idea What to get her. 92 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,616 Her name is August lefler. 93 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:55,253 ( chuckling ) Well, I don't Know august, but-- 94 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:58,923 Well, aren't you Supposed to have some Kind of list or something? 95 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:01,325 ( chuckling ) 96 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:04,328 Well, I'm afraid I left my list Up in the north pole. 97 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,465 Oh, great! Can't you Have your wife fax it To you or something? 98 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,534 I can't screw this up! 99 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,171 ( chuckling ) Well, tommy-- 100 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,173 Look, 101 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,675 You want to make This august chick happy, 102 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:21,279 You're gonna have to drop Some cold, hard cash, You know what I'm sayin'? 103 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:25,617 On what? Listen, pork butt, I need model numbers here. 104 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,054 Get a haircut. You look like a girl. 105 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,231 Again? 106 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,934 The root must be Somewhere upstairs. 107 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,872 Ooh, is that the gift You got for judith? 108 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:51,009 Or... Whoever it was You happened to pick? 109 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:54,545 - yes. - there's a $20 limit. 110 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,414 I know. I went a little over. 111 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,150 A hundred and twenty Dollars over. 112 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,187 It's easy to get Carried away, isn't it? 113 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,922 You know, a few years ago, I made a batch 114 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,293 Of my famous rum balls For christmas. 115 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:11,762 They were so popular That this year, Just on a whim, 116 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,532 I made 20 batches, Enough for the whole Department. 117 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:18,736 Mmm. It's funny That you would have That much rum around. 118 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:23,608 - it's the holidays, nina. - yes, nina, it's the holidays. 119 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:27,612 My dad would go out And get the biggest Christmas tree he could find. 120 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:31,550 We'd go caroling, open our house To the neighborhood. 121 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,951 All that sharing And generosity-- 122 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,621 ( gulps ) 123 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,757 It's so beautiful. 124 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,125 Look how generous I am. 125 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,995 I am christmas! 126 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,233 - hello, and happy holidays From all of us here-- - where's my package? 127 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:52,136 I'm supposed to say The whole thing. Hello, and happy holidays-- 128 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,338 Excuse me. I was-- I was-- I was here first. 129 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,541 Excuse me. I'm just picking up. 130 00:07:56,543 --> 00:08:00,345 Hey, hey, come on, people. You're supposed to be happy. This is shopping. 131 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:03,415 Yeah, well, I'm fed up. Where the hell's January already? 132 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:06,150 ( all exclaiming ) 133 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,453 What is wrong With you people? 134 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,389 This isn't about Buying gifts at all. 135 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:14,892 This is about viciousness And ruthlessness And aggression, and... 136 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,196 Usually I like All those things, but... 137 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:23,301 But now, it's just Really ruining christmas. 138 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,605 Just wrap! 139 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,011 All: Aw-w-w! 140 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,748 Oh, don't worry, Boys and girls. 141 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,750 Santa will be Right back 142 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,986 After he takes care Of some personal business. 143 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,924 On the toilet. 144 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,866 Oh, what are they Feeding these kids? They weigh a ton! 145 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,136 Well, you know, I think Part of the problem is We're feeding 'em candy. 146 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:01,672 Maybe if we could Give them celery Or some kind of-- 147 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,777 Oh... Santa. 148 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,280 What are you-- I mean-- 149 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:12,951 It's-- you-- 150 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,453 No-o-o-o! 151 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:22,226 Dick: ♪ o tannenbaum, o tannenbaum ♪ 152 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,797 ♪ that's “christmas tree” In german. ♪ 153 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,668 - now, this is a christmas tree. - hey, hey, buddy, Can I help you? 154 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,804 Uh, no, thanks. I have a chain saw. 155 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,073 - merry christmas. - ( chain saw revving ) 156 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:40,545 ( siren wailing ) 157 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,081 Merry christmas, officer! 158 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:51,956 “peace on earth, Goodwill toward men”-- What a crock! 159 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,627 Nine hundred dollars In fines, 160 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,829 And they confiscated Your chain saw? 161 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:01,832 And have you ever Felt a taser? ( grunts ) 162 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,103 It's not nearly As much fun As it looks. 163 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,342 What a bunch Of hypocrites! 164 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,978 Apparently, The christmas spirit Doesn't apply 165 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,148 When you're Trespassing And vandalizing. 166 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,953 Oh, let's face it, Christmas is a sham. 167 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,555 How can humans take Something like shopping, 168 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,392 Something pure And natural and good, 169 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,693 And turn it into Something so ugly? 170 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,862 This is not a holiday, This is torture. 171 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,332 They know Exactly what they want, But they won't tell you. 172 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,134 No-o-o. They make you guess. 173 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,270 This is just So “earth.” 174 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:43,140 ( scoffs ) Humans-- I don't want to play Any of their reindeer games. 175 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,212 Choir: ♪ fa, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la ♪ 176 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,215 - ♪ 'tis the season to be jolly... ♪ - oh, listen to them. 177 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:53,784 Singing like idiots. Why did we want to be Like humans anyway? 178 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,854 ♪ fa, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la ♪ 179 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,156 ♪ troll the ancient yule-- ♪ 180 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,524 ( people screaming ) 181 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,003 That's better. 182 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,645 And so we see that That b equals 183 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,680 2a over delta, 184 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,015 Which equals k times 185 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,853 mass over 2 pi delta, and therefore-- 186 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,789 Leon. 187 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,826 - what are you Passing around? - oh, caryn made them. 188 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,596 - yeah, they're Christmas cookies. - oh, how christmasy. 189 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,298 All sparkly, Red and green. 190 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:44,435 Oh, look. One of santa's reindeer. 191 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,504 Watch him fly. 192 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,641 And look, A little christmas bell. 193 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,710 ♪ ding, dong ♪ 194 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,946 I don't even know What this is. 195 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,616 It was a snowman. 196 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,286 No, it was butter And sugar and sprinkles, 197 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,355 All wrapped up In empty sentiment And holiday hypocrisy. 198 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,391 - ( bell ringing ) - ( all cheering ) 199 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,261 Ho! Ho, ho, ho, Ho, ho, ho, ho! 200 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,696 - where do you think You're going? - it's christmas break. 201 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:16,433 It is not Christmas break Until I say it is. 202 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,337 Not until you've Completed the following Remedial assignment. 203 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,106 - ( all groaning ) - you will write A 15-page dissertation 204 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:25,476 On wave physics And its relation to Electromagnetic radiation. 205 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,146 Oh, and a five-point bonus If you can tell me 206 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:31,416 How the hell santa Delivers all those toys In one night. 207 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,787 It's to be typewritten and on My desk no later than 6:00. 208 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,357 - tonight? - but it's december 23rd. 209 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,325 Yeah, it's Christmas eve eve. 210 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,262 Ohh, it is? 211 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,130 Well, tough tinsel. 212 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:53,337 Thank you and have a happy, Safe holiday from all of us Here at the rutherford galleria. 213 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,910 Bye-bye, now. 214 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:02,213 - hey, tommy. - I finally found Something for august. 215 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,615 - oh, perfume. Is this what she wants? - I don't know. 216 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,151 - so I also got her A portable cd player. - oh, she likes cds. 217 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,219 I don't know. So I got her Earrings... Oh, yeah, 218 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,455 And a cellular phone And a belt. 219 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,457 How did you afford All this stuff? 220 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,860 - you know that jar of pennies I have in my room? - yeah. 221 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,363 It's where I hide Dick's credit card. 222 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,272 Bartender, Two fingers, no fat. 223 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,541 I believed in him. 224 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,811 I thought we were Bringin' joy to the world. 225 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,014 I was gonna move To the north pole 226 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,383 To work in his Toy factory. 227 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,455 Well, look what The cat dragged in. 228 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:49,660 You got a lot of guts Comin' in here, fat boy. 229 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,662 Do I know you? 230 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:56,066 Oh, don't get cute With me, kringle. 231 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,469 If that is Your real name. 232 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,205 Hey, what's Your problem? 233 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,207 You're my problem! 234 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,209 So what are you Gonna do? 235 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,578 Get one of your reindeer To kick me to death? 236 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,614 - hey, take it easy. Take it easy. - oh, mind your-- 237 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:13,717 Whoa. Wait a second. 238 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,187 But you-- he-- 239 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,924 - is there a problem? - ( screaming ) 240 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,797 Man on radio: ♪ jingle bell, jingle bell jingle bell rock... ♪ 241 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,866 ( music continues ) 242 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,370 You know, this is The only time of year I like white music. 243 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,109 What do you think, nina? 244 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,611 Mmm. Too much egg. 245 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,147 - needs more nog. - yep. 246 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,188 Mmm, that is Good! 247 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,525 - rum ball? - oh, spare me. 248 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:58,463 You better be nice To me if you want Your stocking stuffed. 249 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,467 - ( shuts music off ) - hey! 250 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,403 There will be no holiday Cheer, nina, while there's Work to be done. 251 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,741 - on christmas eve eve? - I'll need all the grades For my 10:00 class 252 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,910 Broken down And re-tabulated For the whole semester. 253 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,579 - on christmas eve eve? - yes. 254 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,950 Dick, we need Somebody tall to hang The boughs of holly. 255 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,787 Fa, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, no. 256 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,225 - I guess I'd like the plaid-- - we're out of everything 257 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,995 But green foil And happy snowmen. 258 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:35,700 - well, it's for my mom, so-- - you got your mom a dust miser? 259 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:39,203 How nice-- the gift That keeps on sucking. 260 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,909 - I just didn't know What to get her. - yeah, apparently not. 261 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,711 Wait a second. Where was that-- Here you go. 262 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,549 A foot massager. The woman needs a break, For cryin' out loud. 263 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,551 - gosh, thanks. - you're welcome. 264 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,321 - hey, that's My foot massager. - oh, poor baby. 265 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,423 - who's it for? - my wife. 266 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,492 Wow, real romantic. Here, wait a second. 267 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,662 Ah! Some exotic Bath oils. 268 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,264 You can turn your wife Into a slip 'n' slide. 269 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:11,135 - thanks. - that-- that was For my boyfriend. 270 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,470 Unless you have A better idea. 271 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,240 As a matter of fact, I do. Here. 272 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:19,476 International beer basket From the liquor locker. 273 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,646 - oh, yeah! Thank you. - you're welcome. 274 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,915 - merry christmas. - merry christmas. 275 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,251 This is fun. 276 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,187 Hey, uh, diamond Tennis bracelet. Who wants one? 277 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,522 ( all clamoring ) 278 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,328 ( holiday music playing ) 279 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,330 All this laughing, 280 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,598 Opening their Little presents-- 281 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,135 Who needs christmas Anyway? 282 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,703 I say, “bug humbar.” 283 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,808 You mean, “bah, humbug.” 284 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,945 - “bah” what? - you said, “bug humbar.” 285 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,613 - and? - well, what does “bug humbar” mean? 286 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,650 - well, what does “bah, humbug” mean? - forget it. 287 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,453 ( muttering ) 288 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:09,126 Here, Merry christmas. 289 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,061 - you bought me a gift? - yeah. 290 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:14,498 - so you were my secret santa? - I was not your secret santa. 291 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,336 I just happen To love christmas. Now, open your damn present! 292 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,277 - well, what is it? - it's a travel mug. 293 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,845 What's it for? 294 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,482 So you don't spill Coffee in your lap Every morning. 295 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,119 You noticed? 296 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,357 Uh, yeah. 297 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,794 - I need this. - you're welcome. 298 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,932 Nina... 299 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,334 Forget the work. Go to the party. 300 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,937 - are you sure? - yes. Have a good time. 301 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,143 And nina, 302 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,812 M-merry christmas. 303 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,249 Merry christmas, Dr. Solomon. 304 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,694 Where are those Rum dreidels I made For dr. Schwartz? 305 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,598 Mary, look what Nina gave me! 306 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,000 I'm not talking to you. You're ruining my christmas. 307 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,037 No, no, that was the old dick. I think I've actually Got the spirit. 308 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,139 I want to be a part Of christmas now. 309 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,075 Well, pah-dum- A-dum-pum. 310 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,813 - here you go, dr. Solomon. - dr. Solomon. 311 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,982 ( all clamoring ) 312 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,817 - your papers? - sorry we're late. Don't take points off. 313 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:45,122 - ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! - what are you doing? We worked on those! 314 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,592 And in the spirit Of christmas, I'm not Even gonna read them. 315 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,793 I'm gonna give you All cs! 316 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,462 - “cs”? - yes! 317 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,064 Oh, what the hell. It's christmas. C-pluses! 318 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,367 - ( all cheering ) - go, go, go, all of you, 319 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,837 Trim your stockings And stuff your trees! 320 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,006 Merry christmas! 321 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:05,142 God bless us, Every one. 322 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,678 Judith! Judith! 323 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,815 Judith, come in here! Judith, I'm your Secret santa. 324 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,084 Get out. 325 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,521 - here. Merry christmas. - merry christmas. 326 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,523 - and happy new year. - same to you. 327 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,758 May your holiday Be filled with Lords a-leaping, 328 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,794 Ladies dancing, Pipers piping, 329 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,862 Drummers drumming, Geese a-laying, 330 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,864 - swans a-swimming. - that will do. 331 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:32,970 ♪ five golden rings! ♪ 332 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,574 I know I've had A lot of rum balls, 333 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,942 But that was Really sweet. 334 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,078 It's just wonderful. 335 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,547 I thought christmas Was all about Stress and hostility 336 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,816 And handcuffs And miranda rights. 337 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,586 But no, it's more. It's so much more! 338 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,488 It's about giving And sharing 339 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,056 And just... Being human. 340 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,325 Come on, the party's Still going on, 341 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,562 And I've saved A special dance For you. 342 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,564 Ohh. 343 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,101 Oh! That weed Grew back again. 344 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,470 - it's mistletoe. - mistletoe? 345 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,472 - yeah. - well, what's it for? 346 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,407 I'll show you. 347 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,613 - merry christmas. - oh, merry christmas to you. 348 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,248 But what's The mistletoe for? 349 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,183 Dick! 350 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,353 Ohh. 351 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,637 Ah. Well, I don't know How the real santa's 352 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,173 Gonna slide down This thing, 353 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,208 But he will. 354 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:49,079 Ah, what a lovely way To mark our first Anniversary on earth, 355 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,414 Our first anniversary As humans. 356 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,583 Do you think We'll ever really know Everything there is to know 357 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,719 About being human? 358 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:59,289 ♪ silent night, oh! Holy night, oh! ♪ 359 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,960 ♪ all is calm, whoo! All is bright, oh! ♪ 360 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,330 ♪ round yon virgin, oh! Mother and child, hey! ♪ 361 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:09,767 ♪ holy infant, ho! So tender and mild, ha! ♪ 362 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,070 ♪ sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 363 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,973 ♪ hey! Sleep In heavenly peace ♪ 364 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,943 ♪ yow! Silent night, ho! ♪ 365 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,811 ♪ holy night, hey! ♪ 366 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,115 Merry christmas, tommy. 367 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:33,623 - this? - I made it myself. It's the two of us. See? 368 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,126 ( laughing ) 369 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,128 What I got for you 370 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,131 Is so much better Than this! 371 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,133 I mean, it is a joke How much better 372 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,070 My stuff is Than this! 373 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,272 Which I love. 30923

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