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I love these saturdays
In the park.
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The soft grass,
The chirping birds,
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The "Eyewitness
News" team.
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( group chanting )
Save the park!
Save the park!
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Makes you want to scream
At the top of your lungs
Like those people.
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Let's eat
Over there!
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No! I prefer
This table!
It's in the shade!
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Hey, look!
A butterfly!
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Hey, look, sally!
It's your friend don!
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- sally.
- don.
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A word to the wise.
There's trouble
In the park today.
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Trouble? Uh-oh.
I better take care
Of my baby.
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- what is it?
- sometimes a wrinkle
Runs through the city,
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And it rears up
On its haunches
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Like an ugly monkey
Ready to strike.
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Don, you always
Have your finger
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Up the pulse
Of danger.
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Protesters:
save the park! save the park!
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save the park! save the park!
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save the park! save the park!
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Hey, man, you want
To sign this petition?
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The town's going
To destroy bates park.
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Uh... Maybe in
A little while.
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There's no time.
The dozers are
On their way.
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Okay.
I've chained myself
To the tree.
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- oh!
- sir, sir, excuse me.
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Is it true you've chained
Yourself to that tree?
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Yes, that's exactly
What I've done.
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So you won't
Free yourself
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Even though
The city bulldozers
Are on their way?
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No, I cannot
Do that.
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( protesters cheer )
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He may be
An organized
Protester,
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He may be a rogue
Mountain man,
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But one thing's
For sure--
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He may be a hero.
We got it.
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( '50s rock music playing )
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( overlapping dialogue )
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Is it on
The right channel?
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Man on tv:
some of the stories we're tracking at this hour:
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- a fire breaks out in a nursing home...
- ooh!
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a search for survivors continues at the parma heights mudslide,
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and in our science watch, a vet performs an operation
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that allows a cat to smile for the first time.
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All: aw!
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That's the happiest cat
In the world.
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tonight's top story: a protest in bates park.
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- look! I'm on tv!
- you're wearing my shirt.
My shirt's on television.
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( phone rings )
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Harry on tv:
that's exactly what I've done.
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Hello?
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Yes, harry solomon
Lives here.
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Okay.
Hold on.
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Harry has
A phone call.
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A phone call.
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My first phone call.
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- how do I look?
- you look fine.
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( deep voice )
Hello.
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Uh-huh.
Okay.
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I'll have to
Talk it over
With my family.
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Okay. Bye.
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- who was that?
- it's a member from
The independent party.
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They saw me on tv.
They want me to run
For city council.
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What's city council?
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I think it's
Some sort of council
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Here in the city.
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Council? According
To my civics class,
That's government.
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Oh! Oh,
This is big.
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This is big.
We do not want to
Get involved in this.
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This will allow us
To get on the inside,
See how it works.
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What about our vow
Not to alter the course
Of the planet?
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Please.
It's only politics.
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We dive in,
Master it,
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Grab a few votes,
Get a little action.
Nobody gets hurt.
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Harry, call those people
Back and tell them
You'll run.
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- you're the boss.
- sally, tommy,
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You advise harry
On his campaign.
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- I'm going to
Register to vote.
- shouldn't we all vote?
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No. We don't want
To arouse suspicion.
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One in four
Seems right.
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Here's a list
Of candidates
And referendums.
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So you're all set.
You come back here
In two weeks to vote.
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Right.
And how many times
Do I get to vote?
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One time.
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And it doesn't matter
That I'm brilliant?
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No.
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Have you noticed
How tall I am?
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We all get
One vote.
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- so your opinion counts
Equally with mine?
- you got it.
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You're awfully smug
For a man who works
At a folding table.
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Okay, let's see.
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For mayor,
Heckie mulligan.
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Hmm, funny name.
I like that in a mayor.
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Heckie mulligan?
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How can you vote
For heckie mulligan?
Nina, can you believe that?
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How do you know
I'm not voting
For mulligan?
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I thought you
Were a democrat.
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Why do you think
I'm a democrat?
Because I'm black?
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- go ahead,
Vote for mulligan.
- I'm not voting for mulligan.
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Wait,
I don't understand.
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Why are you getting
So worked up over politics?
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It's simple.
You vote for the best man.
The best man wins.
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- or woman.
- ( suppressed laughter )
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Wh-- oh,
That's priceless.
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What, heckie's
A woman?
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Frank gansmiller.
Glad to know you.
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Hey, betty, the new speed bump
Keeping the teenagers away?
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Great.
Good.
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Norma, tom, patty,
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Cathy, carl.
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Too bad about
That warehouse fire.
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I'm glad to hear
The "Insurance"
Came through.
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Harry solomon.
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I've never seen you
Before in my life.
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Hi, I'm
Harry solomon,
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A simple mind
For a simple people.
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I can't believe
Dr. Solomon
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Is letting his brother
Run against gansmiller.
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- no one can dig up
The dirt like gansmiller.
- the man's a backhoe.
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It's a piece
Of equipment.
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( inhales )
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- don?
- sally, what
Brings you here?
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My brother
Threw his head
Into the ring.
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- you mean his hat?
- yeah, sure, his hat.
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- what brings you here?
- oh, the usual--
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Looking for trouble,
Making sure it
Doesn't happen.
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- punch?
- take your best shot.
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( growls )
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- frank gansmiller.
- dick solomon.
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- nice to know you, dick.
- I feel it only fair
To warn you
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That your challenger
Is my brother harry,
And I am not easily swayed.
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- I'll keep that in mind.
- mary, this is
Frank gansmiller.
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- this must be
The little lady?
- ( chuckles )
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This must be
The little man.
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Mary.
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Dick, it's all right,
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As long as mary
Turns out to vote--
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- although I don't know if
You're old enough to vote.
- yes, she is.
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She's 44.
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Mr. Gansmiller--
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Frank, when I do vote,
It won't be for you.
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Mary, dick,
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Let me get serious
For just a moment.
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"Why should I vote
For frank gansmiller?"
You ask.
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I didn't ask.
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Mary won't let me
Get away with anything,
Will she, dick?
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Not a thing, frank.
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Why should I vote
For frank gansmiller,
Frank?
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Good question, dick.
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Because I want
To take money
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Out of the drug
Dealers' pockets
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And give it back
To the people.
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Oh, frank's right.
I want some of
That drug money.
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All right, everybody.
It's time to hear
From our candidates.
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First up, our incumbent,
Frank gansmiller.
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Thank you.
No, no.
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You know what?
You all know me.
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00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:16,294
- let's give
The new kid a chance.
- yes, yes.
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- this is a great man.
- dick, sit.
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( audience cheering )
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Thank you,
Fellow...
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Rutherfordonianites.
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Anyway, I'm here
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Because of
All you people--
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Men, women.
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Of course,
If I had my way,
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There'd be
A lot more women.
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You know, on any given
Day, I see maybe one,
Two women, tops.
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I want to see
More women.
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Everywhere I go,
More women.
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More women in
The workplace,
Yes!
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Okay.
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Vote harry s. Solomon.
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The "S" stands
For know-how.
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I'm sorry,
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Snow-how.
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Turn it off.
I've seen enough.
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All right, what
Do you got on him?
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Nothing.
He's clean.
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Nothing?
Must have something
Rotten in his past.
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- he's human, isn't he?
- I've done every background
Check personally.
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There's nothing.
It's like he...
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Fell out of the sky.
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- what about drinking?
- no.
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- gambling?
- no.
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- bad checks?
Tax evasion?
- no.
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Pornography?
Drug addiction?
Bad hairpiece?
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No!
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Zero divided by zero,
Zip, nada, bubkes.
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Bubkes, huh?
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Wh-what does
"Bubkes" mean?
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- nothing.
- yeah, I thought so.
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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,338
You know,
It's almost
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00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,340
As if he were...
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Amish.
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00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,812
Damn!
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No past,
No experience,
No record.
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00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,318
The perfect
Candidate.
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00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,387
Wait a minute.
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00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:26,223
- what about
That sister of his?
- you leave her out of it!
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00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,892
Ooh!
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00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,094
Copper's got
A girlfriend.
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00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,837
Should there be a toll
On the cherry street
Bridge?
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00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,839
Well, I never
Use it.
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00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,842
- yes.
- yes.
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00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,011
But what if I
Start using it?
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00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,247
- no.
- smart money on no.
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00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,983
What am I thinking?
There's nothing good
On cherry street.
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00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,985
Yes.
210
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,153
No!
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00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,889
No--
Yes!
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A resounding no-yes.
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00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,859
( sighs )
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00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,861
Okay, let's move on
To the candidates.
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00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,696
This should be
A no-brainer.
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City council,
District nine?
Harry solomon.
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00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:12,503
Y-yeah.
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00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,673
What?
Don't tell me you're
Voting for gansmiller.
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00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,509
- don't tell me
You're voting for harry.
- yes, I'm voting for harry.
220
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,779
- then you're voting wrong.
- there's no such thing
As voting wrong.
221
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,749
Yes, there is.
You're doing it.
222
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,785
You're making a mockery
Of this whole election
By voting wrong.
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00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,221
It's my vote.
I get to use it
Any way I want.
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00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,291
What's the point of having
A democracy if people
Go around voting wrong?
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00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,125
In my opinion,
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Democracy is
Doing just fine
The way it is.
227
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,964
Well, your opinion
Is wrong!
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00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,833
I can't believe
You're voting against
Your own brother.
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- ha! Just watch me.
- dick!
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00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,473
You're not going
To vote for me?
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Well, that hurts.
232
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,677
And I know
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Because I feel
Your pain.
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00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,518
But harry solomon
Is not worried...
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00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,423
Because harry
Solomon knows
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That harry solomon
Can win.
237
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,027
Oh! How can you
Possibly win?
238
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,997
Because harry
Solomon appeals
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To both sides.
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00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,342
- vote for
Harry solomon.
- ow!
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00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,947
- hi!
- hey, mrs. Dubcek.
You want a button?
242
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,117
Yeah!
I'm glad harry
Is standing up
243
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,953
For good old-fashioned
Family values.
244
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,056
You could learn from
This lesson, sally.
245
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,558
Never date a guy
If he's not good
To his wife and kids.
246
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,906
- don.
- sally.
247
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,707
We have to talk.
248
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,816
Your brother is playing
With matches, and that's
How fires start.
249
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,084
I know my way
Around a hose.
250
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,127
This election
Could turn ugly,
251
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,863
Very ugly.
252
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,866
I shouldn't be
Telling you this,
But I had to warn you.
253
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,235
You're the only thing
In my life that
Isn't dirty.
254
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,539
A girl can't
Stay clean forever
In a town like this.
255
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,907
Don't talk
Like that, sally.
256
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,511
You've got a great pair
Of getaway sticks.
Now use 'em.
257
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,913
Come on, don.
Be straight with me.
258
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,182
You owe me
That much.
259
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,351
Follow the money, sally.
260
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,286
- follow the money.
- ( gasps )
261
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,826
( whispers )
Solomon.
262
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,297
( whispers )
Gansmiller.
263
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,368
- glad you came.
- wow.
264
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,637
That's something
I don't hear
Very often.
265
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:07,245
Solomon, this election
Means a lot to me.
266
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,247
What do you say
We cut a deal?
267
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,815
Well, what sort
Of deal?
268
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:15,653
You drop out of
The race, I'll make you
Building inspector.
269
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,489
Why do I want to be
Building inspector?
270
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,925
Because when
The building inspector
Looks the other way,
271
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,927
He gets an envelope.
272
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:27,431
Well, what if
The building inspector
Doesn't look the other way?
273
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,668
He always looks
The other way.
274
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,003
Well, what's so special
The other way?
275
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,507
- the envelope.
- well, what's
In the envelope?
276
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,976
I don't have to
Tell you what's
In the envelope.
277
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,546
You don't have to,
But I sure would
Appreciate it.
278
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,816
Look, what will it
Take you to drop out
Of this race?
279
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:48,753
Well, don't ask me.
I'm not the one who
Makes the decisions.
280
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,489
- you aren't?
- no, never have,
Never will.
281
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,592
I just sort of
Follow orders.
282
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,995
- whose?
- well, we sort of
Have a leader.
283
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,432
- "We"?
- the family.
284
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,267
The family.
285
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,571
Thank you, solomon.
286
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,739
Thank you very much.
287
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,942
( theme from "The godfather" playing )
288
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,777
Tv announcer:
harry solomon.
289
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,079
how much do we really know about him?
290
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,114
he claims to be a family man,
291
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,983
but what kind of family?
292
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,786
there's no hard proof that the solomons are linked
293
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,722
to the gambinis, the genoveses, and the corleones,
294
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,624
but is that a risk you're willing to take?
295
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,961
harry solomon-- an offer you can refuse.
296
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,665
paid for by decent, god-fearing citizens for gansmiller.
297
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,667
Don't say that.
298
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,136
We can't be in the mob.
We're from ohio.
299
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,138
That's terrible.
300
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,842
Oh, dick, dick, dick,
Dick, dick, dick, dick.
301
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,412
Dick, dick.
302
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,214
You are so out of the game.
That was a gimme.
303
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:54,051
He mentioned
My name like 20 times.
That was great publicity.
304
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,786
But he's a liar.
305
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,556
Dick, let me talk
To you like you're
A two-year-old.
306
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:02,726
You know how when you see
A commercial for cheerios,
307
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,962
And they keep
Showing you cheerios,
308
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,498
And you really
Want cheerios...
309
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,502
Do we have
Any cheerios?
310
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,907
( kissing sound )
311
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,243
- ( all murmuring )
- ( bug gibbers )
312
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,481
- what?
- nothing, sir.
313
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,583
I'm sorry
I'm late, sir.
314
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,087
- what are you doing?
- I'm kissing your ring.
315
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,089
- I'm not wearing a ring.
- I'm sorry.
316
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,891
Please don't
Have me whacked.
317
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,360
Whacked?
What kind of
Nonsense is this?
318
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,263
Well, sir, we just
Want to pay you
The proper respects.
319
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,165
- we didn't know.
- know what?
320
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,035
About your
Family connections,
Don solomon.
321
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,106
It's that stupid ad.
It's a complete
And utter lie.
322
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,809
- I would hope you people
Would know better.
- ( all murmur )
323
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,979
Good, because I've had
All I can take of this
Election foolishness.
324
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,715
- ( all scream )
- oh!
325
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,716
This is ridiculous!
326
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,119
Your political system
Is a sham!
327
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,221
It's nothing but lies
And propaganda.
328
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,223
Look what it's
Done to you.
329
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,893
You can't even tell
Who's good or bad
Or right or wrong.
330
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,395
Give me science.
At least with physics,
331
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,431
- you know when you have
The right answer.
- I never do.
332
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,503
Cannoli?
333
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,746
Oh, I'll be so glad
When this election is over.
334
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,081
Here.
Do something
With this.
335
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,518
I'm so confused.
I hardly even know
What I'm doing.
336
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,724
You're sitting
On your cannoli.
337
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,426
( groans, shrieks )
Look at this!
338
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,762
Everything's
Out of control!
339
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,732
- what's wrong?
- what's wrong? I'll tell
You what's wrong.
340
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,734
I'm trying to vote
My conscience,
341
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,736
And I can't even
Hear it anymore.
342
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,804
I have only two choices
For city council--
343
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,973
A professional liar
And my brother, the joke.
344
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,243
( groans )
Neither of them should
Even be running for office.
345
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,013
There is no choice.
My only choice is
Not to vote at all.
346
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,516
Democracy is horrible,
Absolutely horrible!
347
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,220
You're so right.
348
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:13,057
Democracy is the worst form
Of government there is,
349
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,059
- except for all
Of the others...
- ( groans )
350
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,461
And that is exactly
Why you have to vote.
351
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,130
- no!
- yes!
352
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,064
- no!
- yes!
353
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,000
If you don't vote,
You can't complain.
354
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,036
Complaining is
All I have left.
355
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,472
The system
Isn't perfect,
356
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,474
But it's important
To participate,
357
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,476
Even if you
Get it wrong.
358
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,979
Just go to the polls
And do what you
Think is right.
359
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,950
Things were
So much simpler
Where I come from.
360
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,952
There's only one
Big giant office,
361
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,455
And whoever outruns
The fireball wins.
362
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,894
( blubbers )
363
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,830
( wailing )
364
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,101
( banging )
365
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,243
( panting )
366
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,247
( sobs )
367
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,417
Oh, god, I hope
I did the right thing.
368
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,391
Man on tv:
and the results for city council are in.
369
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,461
the incumbent, frank gansmiller, is the winner.
370
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,531
( all cheer )
371
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,300
So I would be...
372
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,603
The loser.
373
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,539
Okay. Okay.
374
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,708
I'd like to
Thank you all
For supporting--
375
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,643
All righty.
376
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:44,381
Harry, I want you
To know that I
Voted for you.
377
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,717
Man on tv:
and to top off this night of firsts,
378
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,719
there was also one write-in vote
379
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,887
for a dr. Mary albright.
380
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,194
That self-serving
Bitch.
381
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,470
I just had to come over
And say great job, kid.
382
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,639
It was a tough
Campaign all around.
383
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,741
Glad to see no one
Went negative.
384
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,712
Is that envelope job
Still available?
385
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,582
No.
386
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,919
Tough luck, kiddo,
387
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,988
But your family's
Better off.
388
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,924
You spend your life
Around garbage,
You start to stink.
389
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,361
I don't like the taste
Of losing, don.
390
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,430
It tastes
Like a bad egg.
391
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,932
You know, the kind
That gives you
The burps.
392
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,837
During this election,
I've done some
Things, sally,
393
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,839
Some things I'm
Not so proud of.
394
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,841
Did I know better?
Sure.
395
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,110
But it's this...
This town,
396
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,179
This crazy town.
397
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:51,348
Makes you want
To brush your teeth.
398
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,784
You're in luck.
I'm packin'.
399
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,023
So, dr. Solomon,
Did you hear someone
Voted for me?
400
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,793
Yes, I think I did
Hear that somewhere.
401
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,696
- I wonder where that vote
Could have come from.
- who knows?
402
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,698
It is a secret
Ballot.
403
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,033
It was me, dr. Albright.
I voted for you.
404
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,935
No, you didn't!
405
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,571
How do you know?
It was a secret ballot.
406
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,874
Damn!
407
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,650
I think we should vote
For who's high commander.
408
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,185
- sure.
We're in a democracy.
- can we vote for ourselves?
409
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,221
- of course.
I vote for me.
- I vote for me.
410
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,989
- I vote for me.
- I vote for me.
411
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,792
High commander
Breaks the tie.
I win.
412
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,160
Let's vote again.
This time I vote
For harry.
413
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,095
This is america.
You've got to wait
Four years.
414
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,032
- that's not fair.
- whoa!
415
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,200
God bless america.
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