All language subtitles for Starsky & Hutch S02e24 Murder On Stage 17_track3_[eng]

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Okay, let's shoot this
after lunch with the effects.

All right, go to lunch
for an hour, boys.

Come here. Come here.

How are you, Friendly,
old pup? Huh?

How about some lunch?
I'd love it.

All right, let's go.
Come on.

[RASPING]
Hey. Water man.

Where do you want me
to put the water?

I don't know.
It's not my department.

Uh, I think
the stand is over
by the stage door.

[GRUNTS]

Those bottles must
be terribly heavy.

Heavy?
[CHUCKLES]

That's not quite it.
Tricky and slippery.

It's like trying to juggle
a fat, glass snake,

if you know what I mean.

Glass shatters.
Here, look.

Come on, Julie.

Got this...

Movie star!

You too big
to talk to the rest of us?

[CHUCKLES]

Bill.

[EXPLODING]

DIRECTOR:
Cut! Cut!

Oh, my God. He's dead.

The coroner initially called it
an accident, but Mr. Hanson
thinks it was a murder,

one in a series of five
over the last several years

which were made to
look like an accident.

That's a pretty strong
accusation.

Well, I didn't intend
to be timid about it.

You see, if I'm right,

I could be
the next one in line to die.

Well, then maybe you'd better
back it up a little bit.

The man who was killed yesterday
is an actor.

His name is Phil Lubeck
and he was my best friend.

Now, I just found out
that in the last
three and a half years,

there've been
four fatal "accidents"
at Monarch Studios.

No one ever bothered
to connect them before.

I've been in Europe
for the last five, six years,

so when I got back,
I decided to call my pals.

Years ago we formed a club.

I know it's corny, but we, uh...
we called it the Wolf Pack.

Well, the Wolf Pack is
down to just one member,
and you're looking at him.

What about your other four friends?
How were they killed?

All accidents, or so it seems.

Uh, one was a stunt,
a fall from a building.
Another got hit by a car.

I presume that the studio
has shut down your production.

The studio had nothing
to say about it.

There's a lot of money
invested in this picture
and most of it's mine,

and I don't intend
to let it all go down the drain.

Even if it means your life?

[CHUCKLES]

If I lose this picture,
I'm dead anyway.

CAPTAIN:
Which brings us to you two.

Now, you're going undercover
as stunt men
on Mr. Hanson's picture.

You mean we're gonna be actors?

Stay here until
I give you a holler.

Got it.

Starsky. Starsky.
Hmm.

That guy standing
next to Steve Hanson,
that is Markham, a director.

Forget Markham.
Who's that chick
with him?

Boy, it'll be good
to watch him work.

Huh?
Is that Kate Jackson?

Who?
Kate Jackson.

I don't know.
Starsky, do you know
that Markham...

Markham represents
the subtlest kind of, uh...

of symbolism.
Like Bergman, you know?

What?

Ingrid Bergman?

No, no, no.
Is she here too?

Ingmar Bergman.
He's a Swedish director...

Forget it. Let's check in with Steve.
Okay.

MARKHAM: Shotgun,
we're ready for the stunt.
Come on.

Hey, you two,
Spaghetti and Meatballs,

you're gonna do a stunt
up there.

Where?
Up there.

STARSKY: Us?

Who do you think
I mean?

Hi.

Hiya.

You the two new stunt guys
that Shotgun sent up?

Yeah.
Hey, watch that, will you!

That's a break-away.

That's a break-away,
you dummy.

Oh, sorry.

Leave it alone.

Sorry.

Well, all right,
now, you two whizz kids
pay attention.

I'll try to get you
through this thing.

Okay.

We'll start with you.

Me?
You.

Okay.

Now, I'll throw
a punch at you.

Uh-huh.

No, you don't
look at him.

You take the punch.
You snap your head

so that it looks like I hit you.
Snap your head.

Oh, yeah. I see. I got you.
So it looks like he hit you.

You got it?
Let's take that one again.

That's it.
That's good.

That was terrific.

Was it good?
Yeah, looked like he hit you.

Just like in the movies.

Okay.
All right, what's next?

Good, now we got that.
Fine.

Now, you follow...
Right.

With a punch
to my middle.

Right.
Go on.

Okay.

No, no, no,
you gotta make it
look like something.

Sell it.
Bring it in there.

All right?
Yeah.

Okay, come on.
Here we go.

That's good.
Good work.

I meant to tell you
about the belt buckle.

Spit on it.
I seen that in
the movies once.

Yeah?
Spit on it.

[SPITS]

Okay. I'm...

You all right?
Ready, yeah.

Good, good.

Let's take you.
Okay.

Now, meanwhile,
Chet will slam you
into the wall...

Slam me
into the wall.

And deliver a punch to your middle...
Uh-huh.

And one to your head...
Uh-huh.

And you'll come back
with a punch
to his middle...

His middle.
And one to his face.

Let's...
Try one. Try it.

Go on over there.
Hiya.

Okay, now, uh,
you... you, uh...

you slam me into
the wall, right?

Okay.

No, you got to sell it, right?
That's right.

Right, you got to bend over.
Bend over? Oh. Oh, I got it.

Okay, all right.
So, try it again.

You slam me
into the wall.

Oof.

[CLEARS THROAT]
Huh?

It's not bad.

Yeah.
You ready?

Are you ready?
Yeah.

Are you ready?
Yes, sir.

All right,
we're ready!

Quiet on the set!

We're gonna get ready.

Uh, yeah, we're
gonna get ready.

Hey, Chet,

let's give
these wise guys
some real action.

Don't pull your punches
on these jerks.

Okay, you got it.

Starsk, this is really
very interesting,
you know?

Remember the classic
symbolism...

STUNTMAN:
Come on, you guys.
Let's go.

It's man against man.
Remember that.

Come on! Let's go.
Here we go.

Here we go. Ready?

Quiet! Roll 'em!

Okay.

All right.
Pull up the rig.

MARKHAM: And action.

[GRUNTING,
PUNCHES SMACKING]

Aah!

Cut! Print it.

Talk about realism.

Oh.

Hi, I'm Dave Starsky.

This is Ken Hutchinson.
Hutch... Hutchinson.

I'm Julie West,
script supervisor.

Hi.

Speaking of, uh,
realism,

we understand that you had
a little bit of that
around here yesterday.

Oh, God, that was terrible.
Poor Phil.

His poor wife.

Well, accidents
do happen.

That valise was supposed
to just pop into smoke.

Hi, honey.
Oh.

No, it's not like
that at all, boys.

I raised this one
like she was
my own daughter.

See, her dad was
a real good pal of mine.

He was one
of the Wolf Pack.

You, uh... You want
to take a walk with me?
I made out that list.

Oh, sure, sure.
You got it.

Would you give this
to the prop man for me?

See you later.
Take care.

[LAUGHS]

Come on in.

I'm not much
for holding grudges,
but I did make out a list,

and if anyone didn't
like the Wolf Pack,
you might check it out.

[RINGING]

Yeah?

[MAN LAUGHING]

Hey, remember
that old joke, Steve?

"Your dog is dead."

Remember that?
Huh, Steve?

[LAUGHING]

Isn't that funny?

You laughing?

You're the next
dog to die, Steve.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, no.

Hey. Hey.
Any other phone booths
around here?

Huh?
Phone booths.

If it was
any closer, son,
it'd have bit you.

What?
[LOUDLY] I said if it was any closer,

it'd have bit you.
I already saw that one.

Doing a western, huh?

Hey, you got some
down there,

and there's one over there.
Yeah, thank you very much.

Use the pay phone.

Well, so much for that.

He's got to be
around here somewhere.

He saw us go
into the bungalow.

Yeah, I know that.

Why...

Why would somebody
hurt a dog?

He's got to be crazy.

Crazy.

Oh. Here's the list.

Sorry about your dog.

Do you mind if we talk
for a minute?

No, go right ahead.

This list.

This is the list of those people
who might have held a grudge
against the Wolf Pack?

Yeah, well, that's...
that's all I could think of.

The ones with Xs
beside their names
are dead.

Oh, thank you.
There's Phil Moxley,
the director.

Wally Stone.
Wally Stone?

I didn't know he was dead.
I just saw him the other night
on the late show on TV.

Well, he died in Mexico,
I heard,

just a couple of years
after he got out of prison.

We can have Dobey
check out the other names.

Yeah.

Pete Alexy. Isn't he
the famous art director?

That's right.

Why would Pete have a grudge
against the Wolf Pack?

Because of his wife, Jane,
but you can forget him.

I checked on him personally,
and he also died,
two years ago in Europe.

HUTCH:
Jane Alexy.

She was the woman who died
at that famous Wolf Pack party,
wasn't she?

That's right.

And the reason that
Wally Stone was sent to prison.

That's right.

What happened at that party?
Well, there's nothing to tell, really.

I mean, she was drunk.

We all were drunk.

Anyway, Wally took her
into the bedroom

and the next thing we knew,
she was screaming,

and then we heard her
crash out through the window.

Man, that was 10 storeys down.

Well, they couldn't prove
that Wally pushed her,

but that didn't seem to matter.

His career was ruined
and he never worked again.

Ah, it was just a...

It was a terrible,
terrible tragedy
all the way around.

Yeah.

I guess it was.

Look, we're gonna
call the, uh...
animal shelter.

Take care of your dog.

Thank you.

Take it easy, huh?

Oh, hey, hey,
wait a minute.

You know they, uh...

they say a lot of ugly things
about people in show business,

and I want you to know
that Wally was really
a very sweet guy.

Uh, I only saw him once
after he got out of prison.

He called me.

He needed 20 bucks.

20 bucks.

Well, I had him meet me
in a restaurant.

Just a few years before,
the whole world loved him.

I mean,
he was America's funny man...

but I...

I guess the public just...
just never forgave him.

Anyway, when he left
the restaurant,

I saw a lady walk up to him,
and you know what she did?

She spit right in his face.

It's some business.

Talk to you later.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Now.

[CHUCKLES]

Boy, I don't know
about you,
but I am hungry.

I didn't know actors
worked this late.

What time is it?
About 9:00.

9:00?
Yeah.

I spoke to Dobey.
He still doesn't
have any word on those busts.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Hutch,
Mr. Markham wants you.

Me?
Mm-hmm.

See? I told you
he was a good fella.

Yeah, well, find out
what time we're eating.

Sure.

Yes, Sir, Mr. Markham?

Hutchinson.
Yeah.

I think I can use you
in a bit.

A bit?

A bit. A line or two.

A...

line?

F-For me?

If you don't want to do it,
that's fine.

Uh...

s-sure.

Good. Yeah,
as you may or may not know,

we had a very unfortunate
accident here yesterday,

and, uh, we've had
to rewrite the script

a little bit,
so here's your line.

Check it out
and let me know
when you're ready.

Yeah, you can just
wait over there

and check it out,
and let me know
as soon as you're ready,

because we're
ready to go.

Yes, sir.

Well?
What happened?

Don't you feel well?

What happened?
Did he fire us?

He gave me a line.

JULIE:
Ah! Wonderful!

He gave you a line?

You're gonna be
an actor?

Starsk, I don't think
I can do it.

Oh, hey, hey, hey.
You said yourself,
acting is nothing.

It's like being
a robot, cattle.

STARSKY:
Is this your line?

Hmm?

"Here comes McCoy now."

What?
Is that your line?

Hey.
I have to say all that?

Come on. We'll coach you.
We'll give you your cue.

Okay.
JULIE: Okay, uh...

Steve says,
"Where's McCoy?"

And you move across the saloon
to the windows...

W-wait, wait.
Where's the windows?

Right over there.
Over there?

There you look out,
and you say it...

now.

Here, uh...

What's the line?
Here...

comes...
Comes...

McCoy...

now.

Now.

I'll hold it.

SHOTGUN:
Roll 'em.

Speed.

MARKHAM:
And action!

Where's McCoy?

Cut. Yeah, let's...
let's try it again...

Um...

Hutch, just keep
looking out the window.

Oh, yeah.
I forgot.

MARKHAM:
You have every reason
to be nervous.

Don't...
Don't worry about it...

Tell you what. This time...
this time we'll just, uh...

take it from here.
Just your line.

So, just stay here,
and we'll just take it
from your line.

Okay.

MARKHAM:
Let's go again, please.

Hold it down.

SHOTGUN:
Roll 'em.

Speed.
What's my line?

"Here comes...

McCoy now."

[CLAPPER CLAPS]

MARKHAM:
And... action.

Where's McCoy?

Here-comes-McCoy-now!
Cut.

That was a little fast,
Hutchinson.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

Let's go again.
Right away, please.

Let's go again.
You'll get it. You'll get it.

Roll 'em!

Speed.

MARKHAM: And...
It's okay.

Action.

Where's McCoy?

[MIMICKING JOHN WAYNE]
Here comes McCoy now.

[KNUCKLES CRACKING]

Cut.

I'm sorry. Uh...

I was... I was...

I was a bit nervous.

Yeah, we're gonna try this again
tomorrow morning.

Uh, that's it for tonight,
everybody.

Let's all go home
and get some rest.

Couldn't he have another...
Wrap it up!

[LAUGHS]

[GOOFY VOICE]
It's ridiculous, Steve,

but the curtain's
about to come down, you know.

Oh, I know, perhaps maybe...

[ENGLISH ACCENT]
A visit from the friendly
studio guard.

Are you sure I can't
offer you boys
something?

Nothing, thanks.
No, thank you.

I'm sorry I messed up
that scene today.

Hey, we're one day closer
to finishing the picture
and I'm still alive.

You boys are doing okay
as far as I'm concerned.

Well, we'd feel a lot better
if you wouldn't stay on the lot
at night.

Until I finish this picture
and turn it over to the studio,

I can't afford
to stay anywhere else.

Besides, I got
a guard outside.
I'm not worried.

Uh, we had a talk with
the studio guard.

And?
We're checking him out,

but he claims that
before that valise blew up

the set was deserted.
Everybody went to lunch.

You didn't see anybody else?

No. No.

Oh, I... I saw the water man.

Who?

Uh, the...
Sierra Spring water man.

He came in with a bottle.
Obnoxious guy.

STARSKY: That's funny.
What?

Well, I saw a guy
delivering water bottles today.

Why would a guy deliver
water bottles two days in a row?

I want you to know,
I don't appreciate
getting out of bed

this time of night,

and neither does the manager
of the Sierra Spring
Water Company.

You got your feet on my desk,
you're sitting in my chair,

and you're getting mustard
all over those files there.

I'm not eating
anything with
mustard, Captain.

Me neither.

Oh.

I guess it was
that corned beef sandwich
I had for lunch.

Sierra Springs
Water, Captain.

The manager says
today is their regular day.

If there was a man
there yesterday,
he was in impostor.

[RINGING]

Dobey.

How many times
did you call?

Yeah, okay.

Patrolman O'Brian.

He was left to guard
the cottage at Hanson's.

He's not responding
to his radio calls.

[KNOCKING]

Coming. Yes?

Oh, begging
your pardon,
Mr. Hanson,

but Miss Rogers,
your leading lady,

she saw your lights
burning in here and
she wanted to know

if you'd like to stop in
and have a nightcap with her.

She told me to tell you
that she had to step out
for a few minutes

but she'd be right back,
so just go in and help yourself
to all the refreshments.

Well, thank you.
Thank you, sir.

Oh, uh, just a minute.
Just a minute.

Oh, no, sir.
Oh, come on.

No, it's all part
of the job, sir.

Good night to you.
Good night.

[SIREN WAILING]

[SIREN APPROACHING]

Come on out of there!

That room was boarded up
from the outside, wasn't it?

Yep. And our man
was chloroformed,

presumably by the same guy
who gave you the message
to come here.

He came that close. That close.

So, there really is a killer.
I mean, those weren't
just accidents.

Well, we spoke
to the water company.

The man who delivered
that bottle yesterday
was a phoney.

Oh, my God.

Well, what about the guard
tonight?

What a kick in the head if they
turn out to be the same person.

No, they...
they were totally different.

HUTCH:
Wait a second.

Maybe the voice and the face
were different.

What about the man's
height and weight?

Yeah. They were the same size.

Is it an actor?
Do you think it's some actor

that's trying to kill off
the Wolf Pack?

Well, it wouldn't have been
just some actor.

Yesterday he was a water man,
tonight he was a guard,
and both times he spoke to you.

Now, if we're thinking
along these lines,

this guy has got to be
some kind of an expert
with disguises and voice.

But that's incredible.

Yeah, but how else
could he have done everything?

I mean,
not only on your picture,
but the four killings as well.

How else would he have
gained access to the studio
and not gone unnoticed?

I... I don't know.

That list
that you told us about,

the grudge list
against the Wolf Pack...

there is one guy
who fits that category, right?

I keep telling you,
Wally Stone was killed
in a car accident in Mexico.

You're sure about that?

Well, at least,
that's the story I heard.

Wait a minute.
Come to think of it,
they never did recover the body.

Did he have any relatives?
Yeah, he had a sister.

She used to write
some of his material.

Do you remember her name?
Uh, Ruth.

Um, Ruth Willoughby.
That's it. That was
her married name.

MARKHAM: Yeah, okay,
remember, everybody.

This is right after the fight
in the bar room.
Okay, places, please.

Quiet on the set.

Roll 'em.

And action.

Oh, Bret, I was afraid
they'd killed you.

It would take more than that
to keep me from coming home
to you, honey.

Bret, look out!
Cut.

Good. Let's have the double.

MARKHAM: Starsky.
Hmm?

Yeah, you.
Get in there. Come on.

Oh. Okay.

Hey, you were terrific.

You eat 'em up, tiger.
You're in this one
and you're gonna love it.

Okay.

Hi, my name's Dave Starsky.

Come on, come on, get in there.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Come on, come on,
you can skip that.

Now, come on.
You've just kissed Charlotte.

Uh-huh.
Roll 'em.

Speed.
And action.

Bret, look out!

Cut. Print it.
Excellent.

Very good.
Very, very good.

Really nice.
Very lovely.

Well, thank you
very much, Harry.
Thank you.

HUTCH: Starsk? Starsk?

STARSKY: Huh?

HUTCH: Oh.

Starsk,
what are you doing down there?

Nothing. I was just, uh...

Hey, I got an address
on Ruth Willoughby.

She lives over on West 187th Street.
That's wonderful.

What's wonderful?
Everything.

Where are you going?
I don't know.

Well, let's go.
Oh.

That was Wally
at the peak
of his career.

Thank you.

Lemon or sugar?
Sugar, please. Sugar.

Young man?

Uh, sugar's fine,
thank you.

Please sit down.
Thank you.

Watch it...

Ooh. Thank you.

Uh, when Wally was
released from prison,

did he come
to live with you?

No.
Thank you.

He tried to get
back in the business,
but they wouldn't have him.

He was good.

I used to write
some of his stuff.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
that was why it was good.

Well, what are you writing now?

Oddly,
I just wrote a skit for him.

Oh, here it is.
Oh, sorry.

I don't know why.
It just came out of my fingers.

He's fun to write for.

Oh.

I write other stuff too,
and send it in,
and it gets sent back.

Oh, dear.
What?

Not all of it, though.

Aphids.

Uh...

Well, it's too bad
that Wally's not alive.

Wally? Wally's not dead.

He's not?

Old comedians don't die.
Didn't you know that?

Well, if he's not dead,
where is he?

You can see him.
Where?

Tonight or 2 a.m.
Tomorrow morning

on the late, late, late,
late show.

So you see,
Wally'll never die.

Hello, my dear.

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, miss.
Yes?

Oh, dear.
What can I do for you?

I'm so sorry, my dear,
but I seem to be lost.

I was wondering,
could you possibly
do me the favour of...

getting in this cart
before I blow
your head off?

Bless you.

Who are you?

What do you want from me?

[CHUCKLING]

See?
She didn't even recognise you.

[LAUGHS]

The magic of make-up.

Maybe I should
give you some hints.

Why are you doing this? Please?

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

What?

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

You're supposed to guess
which one I am.

Or maybe I'm a turtle.
How did you know that?

You recognise that dialogue?
It's from one of your father's films.

I knew your dad.
We were good friends.

In fact, I knew you too,
when you were just
about that high.

You knew my dad?

Knew your dad?

My dear, I killed him.

[LAUGHING]

I played the professor
in one of your father's films.

The one that made him
rich and famous.

Professor Nutty Putty?
Mm-hmm.

But Wally Stone played...

Hmm.

But you can't...

You're...

Supposed to be dead?

[RASPING]
Hi. Water man.

Oh, my God.

And they said
I'd never make a comeback.

You killed them all.

Mm-hmm.

I killed Friendly too.

He remembered me.

He licked my face.

I like dogs
and I really liked him,

but I had to kill him.

I'll kill you too,

if you don't do
exactly as I say.

Okay. Thank you.

Uh, she left mimeo
an hour ago.

Somebody said
she drove off
with a nun.

A what?
A nun.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Hello?

Who is this?
Dave Starsky.

Oh, Steve, I'm glad
I caught you.
This is Julie.

Julie, are you
in trouble?

Yes, I know I was
supposed to be back
with the changes,

but I suddenly
felt so sick.

Does the water man
have you?

That's right.
I'm lying down
in your trailer.

Steve, I was hoping
you could come down

as soon as you
finish shooting.

I've never been
this ill before.
I'm frightened.

Julie, don't do anything.
Don't cause any trouble.

30 minutes?

That'll be fine.

That was just great.

Thank you.

Where exactly
is your trailer?

Across from Stage 17.

That means he's
gonna have to walk
right down Western Street

to get to his trailer.
Perfect target.

We need a look-alike.

Gimme your clothes.

What for?
Bait.

Somebody expects you
at your trailer
in 30 minutes.

Are you kidding?

We don't look
enough alike
to fool a blind man.

Lookit,
I'm the best
we've got.

No, you're not.
I am.

MARKHAM:
Steve, you could get
yourself killed.

Yes, but if this crazy
thinks we're trying
to trick him,

I could get
Julie killed.

All right,
so I've played a hero
all my adult life.

Maybe it's time
I found out
what it's really like.

You look perfect, Mr. Hanson.

There ought
to be a camera
rolling on you.

The classic walk-down.

High Noon, man.

I'll tell you this.

It's a whole different feeling
when you're doing it for real.

I got a pretty good view
of the entire area,
and I don't see him.

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOTS]

HANSON:
I'm all right. I'm all right.

He's on the roof
at the end
of the street.

I got him.

I'll shoot her!

I'll shoot her!

What good would that do?

Don't you move.

Don't move.

So Steve was
the last one,
huh, Wally?

I took the rap for him.

They turned
their backs on me.

They didn't all
turn their backs on you, Wally.
Ruth Willoughby didn't.

Ruth?

My sister?

What about my sister?

Well, she wants you
to move back in with her, Wally.

What?

She's working
on some new routines for you.

Really?
Yeah.

There's one,
I think she ripped it off
from one of your old pictures.

Uh... I saw it the other night
on television. Uh...

Honeymoon...

Honeymoon for Two.

One.
Two.

He's right.
Honeymoon for One.

Yeah.

You saw that?

Hey... I haven't missed
any of your pictures.

I don't care what anyone says.

You're the funniest man
I've ever seen.

Really?

Do you know
that the, uh...

critics said that that was
about the best thing
I've ever done?

They... compared me
to Chaplin.

Better.

Remember that scene
where my mother-in-law pushes me

into the plaster of Paris
and everything,

and then everybody falls in
on top of us

and we all got locked
in that position
in statues?

Improvised.
Every bit of it.

I laughed so hard
I almost cried.

WALLY: All those gags in those days,
they were all improvised.

Every bit of them.

We'd sit around,
we'd come up with those things,
and we'd sit and laugh.

Those were very happy days.

Sorry.

[SOBBING]

[FILM PROJECTOR WHIRRING]

[MELANCHOLY HARMONICA MUSIC
PLAYING]

Great working
with you again,
Steve.

Same here, Shotgun,
and thank you so much.

Thank you.

That was great, Steve.
Bless your heart.

Always a pleasure,
Steve.
You did a great job.

Sure. It's my pleasure.
Vince, thanks for the sound.

Well, no one
congratulated us.

They cut my line out.

They just... cut my line.
That's it.

Well, I liked it.

I liked it when you said...
"Where's-McCoy-now."

No, no,
no, no, no, no.

[MIMICKING JOHN WAYNE]
"Here comes McCoy now."

Oh, okay.

I mean, I told a lot of people
about this.

Well, I felt the picture needed it.
Well, it was a nice bridge.

Yeah.

I liked the picture, though, didn't you?
Eh.

Oh, no,
our stunts were really good.

I mean, I liked the part
where you fell
down those stairs.

My mother probably
told everybody back home
about this thing.

They could have
left my line in.

I'm gonna look like a fool.

I'd tell my mother

that I did that line
with so much feeling

that the star of the picture
insisted to the studio

that they take it
out of the picture.

Yeah?
Yeah.

That's not a bad idea.

Then you're gonna
have to burn this,

'cause if you send
this to your mother,

she's gonna know
you're a liar.

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