All language subtitles for Starsky & Hutch S02e07 The Vampire_track3_[eng]

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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[TYRES SCREECHING]

[EXPLODES]

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No, I'll move that.

Alex, won't you reconsider

and fly home with me
to Washington next week?

You know I can't.

Hey, come on.
Let's go shopping.

Alex, you promised me.

I did?
You know you did.

I did.

I still don't understand
why you have to carry that thing.

The agency requires
that its employees...

Be able to protect themselves, yes.

But you're on vacation.

You are undoubtedly the most
lovable and beautiful nag

the world has ever known.

Hey, come on. I promised you
a new wardrobe.

That's silly.
What do you mean, it's silly?

I don't need a new wardrobe.
I have plenty of clothes.

Now, you see what I mean?
What?

Nag, nag, nag.
Oh, Alex,

there are six suitcases
in this place,

and they're all filled with clothes.
Out you go.

[WHISTLING]

You seem awfully quiet this morning.
Hm?

I said, you seem awfully quiet.

Thinking.

Well, we all wish you
beginner's luck.

You ever wonder what would've
happened if your parents never met?

What?
If your mother and father never met.

You might not have ever been born.

Haven't you ever wondered
how the world might be different?

Well, for starters, you'd probably
be pretty dull company.

Or if your name had been Anderson
instead of Hutchinson.

Well, then I'd have a whole
drawer full of handkerchiefs
with the wrong initials on them.

No, no, I mean it. I mean, look,
if my name had been Anderson,

I might have been a doctor.

You wanna run
that one by me again?

Well, you know how in grammar
school they always used to seat
you in alphabetical order?

Yeah.
Well, having a name that began with a...

S.
Right. I was always sat on

the right-hand side of the class,
and all those whose names began
with A were always seated

on the left-hand side of the class...
And they all became doctors.

No.

But a guy by the name
of Anderson did.
And he sat behind a girl

by the name of Alice Adams.
She weighed 200 pounds.
And that was in sixth grade.

She had horn-rimmed glasses.
A terrible case of acne.

How'd that make him a doctor?
He married her.

And everybody
in her family was a doctor.

You know, they were
the richest family in town.

You know something?

There's a lot of "what if" questions
you can ask yourself, Hutch.

You just gotta think about it.

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Hey.

Come on.

You don't wanna be late
for work, do you?

What if we were?

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[BEEPS]

DISPATCHER:
All units in vicinity,
a 211 in progress.

A jewellery store at southeast corner
of Golden Shopping Plaza.

Code 3.

HUTCH:
This is Zebra 3.

We are in the area and responding.

[SIREN WAILING]

Get back, folks. Police.

I tell you what.
We'll buy some flowers, hm?

How you doing?

You suppose there's anything here
my wife would like to have?

[GUNS SHOOTING]

MAN:
I give up. Come on, come on.

Hey, hey, wait a minute. Hold it.
Cool it.

Don't shoot. Wait a minute!
Turn around.

All right, everybody get back.
Sir, would you get back, please?

I'm a cop. Now, would you
just get back, please?

Get back, sir.

She's dead.

My wife.

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She's dead.

You're not saying...

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Unless that bullet
was fired by a person unknown,

it had to come from one
of our four officers' guns.

I'd like to know which one.

We don't know that yet.

Ballistics have to
finish their tests.

Mr. Drew, there are no words
to express our regrets.

You and your wife are the victim
of an unfortunate accident.

An accident?

Yes, I suppose that's how
the official report will read, won't it?

STARSKY:
Mr. Drew.

If any one of us had seen her...
It happened so fast.

I'd like to make whatever
arrangements are necessary
in order to fly home

with my wife's body
as soon as possible.

DOBEY: Surely. Just tell me
the airline, the flight number
and what time.

I'll see to it that
the arrangements are made.

I have to place a call to Washington.

May I use your phone?
Certainly.

Yes, this is Alexander Drew,
1327 alpha 4.

I want to arrange for a seat and cargo
space on the next flight to Dulles.

Yes. Top priority.

You can reach me at the Carlyle Hotel.
I'll be there in 20 minutes.

The cargo?

A casket.

We can give you a ride
to the airport if you like.

No thanks.

From here on out,
I'll make my own arrangements.

Well, Mr. Drew...

we're all very sorry.

You wondering whose bullet it was?

Mm.

I'm wondering what if his wife
had bought another article.

Yeah.
What if the robbers

had got there five seconds later.

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DREW: Yes, I am aware
that I overstepped my authority
in pulling records.

But I'm also aware, as you are,
that police departments
have assassination squads.

Not in the United States.
Alex, you've been under
a lot of strain.

I know when people
are trying to kill me.

Alex, come back and we can talk.

And in the meantime,
we'll send in a couple of
investigators to see if you're right.

Of course. I'll call you later.
Good night, Arthur.

Oh, and, son, don't forget
to get that good popcorn.

I can make it, and we'll take it
with us tonight.

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I gotta get hold
of my daughter-in-law.

Mr. McDermont.

I gotta get hold
of my daughter-in-law.

Listen, if it would be
of any help to you,

I'd be glad to call her myself.
No, I've got to tell her.

He was supposed to pick up
his little girl after school.

Take her to the movies tonight.

They're divorced, you know.
Yeah, I know.

We get her every Saturday
and every other Wednesday.

Look, Mac...

I know it's, uh...

I don't like asking
this right now, but...

would you know any reason
why anybody would
wanna kill your son?

What?

Do you know why anybody
would wanna kill Mac?

You...? You ask why, Ken?

He was a policeman. He was a cop.

Oh, hell.

I told him it was no good.

I told him nobody cared anymore.

I told him so many times.

Yeah.

Talk to you later.

Shelley.

Take good care of him,
will you?

Lab boys say
there were two bombs.

One underneath the hood
against the firewall

and a small incendiary type
underneath the gas tank.

Somebody very professional
meant business.

Mm-hm.

Listen, was Mac in
on anything big lately?

Routine, as far as I know.

Well, whoever it was sure went
through a lot of trouble

to kill an ordinary street cop.
Yeah.

Officer McDermont's records
for the last six years.

Sally.

Somehow, a messenger
as lovely as you

takes the pain
out of the coming hours.

Miss Hagen, I'd like you to know
how much we appreciate

your bringing these records to us.

Uh, Officer Hagen?

Oh, uh, think nothing of it.
Oh, when I'd found out that
you maniacs had been given

assignments that would take you
off the streets, of course
I volunteered to help you.

That's the thanks we get
for making the city safe.

That and, well, it was
the least I could do for you two.

STARSKY: Oh, you got your transfer.
Uh-huh.

I'm going to do real police work.
I'm going to leave the file room

and get out on the streets.

Well, congratulations.
And you know something,

if ever they transfer you into Vice
and you need some refreshers

on how to make yourself part
of the environment, you know...

Oh, I certainly will
keep you in mind.

Have you ever wondered, Hutch,
what would've happened
if you'd been born

charming and handsome
and I'd been born the dullard?

Starsk, there are some things
in this world you just don't
have to wonder about.

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STARSKY:
No, no, no.

Do you believe that?

Only two possibles left
out of all of these.

Well, you can scratch this one.
He's back in the joint.

Floyd. Henry Malcolm
"Flashy" Floyd.

Held in contempt for threatening
the life of Officer McDermont
during trial.

Interesting, huh?

Got out of prison last month.

Let's get a warrant.

STARSKY:
Chapel of Bodily Invinegration.

HUTCH:
It's "invigoration," Starsk.

STARSKY: Yeah?
What do you suppose it means?

HUTCH: Well, they probably
appreciate a well-conditioned body.

What are you looking at?
Nothing.

See what I mean?

WOMAN:
Welcome to the Chapel
of Bodily Invigoration.

One of our attendants
will join you shortly,

and you and your body
will begin its journey to invigoration.

What does this dcor
remind you of?

Only nothing.

Which door?
Heads or tails?

I'm in the mood for tails.
You got it.

What are you
in the mood for?

He went that way.

Mm-hm.
This must be the place.

Yep.
You ready?

MAN:
Hey!

I'm awfully sorry to trouble you, sir.
I wonder if I could use your phone.

I got a problem with my buddy here.

Hey!

I was just reaching
for my business license.

I thought it was a robbery, fellas.

You cops don't even look
like cops anymore.

Where were you last night
and this morning?

Last night and this morning?
Mm-hm.

Hey, I read all about Mac.

I was only kidding
when I said what I said.

So where were you?
FLOYD: Vegas.

Gambling. I've got 100 witnesses.

I was with five of my friends...

Look. Look, my hotel bill.

I didn't even check out
till noon today.

I'm clean.

You're lucky.

Much obliged.

Hey. That's accosting a police officer.
I know.

Keep up the good work.
I'll do my best.

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MAN:
Mac was the best partner I ever had.

Six years we worked together.

This kid they gave me today,

fresh out of the academy.

Thinks he's gonna wipe out crime
in one afternoon.

A punk.
Still wet behind the ears.

Do you know what I mean?
Sure.

No, no, no. Do you
really know what I mean?

Sure. How about some
of that popcorn down there?

Anything you want.
If I can reach it.

There we go.

Here we are.
Hey, that's great.

You know what I wanna do?
What?

No, I wanna...
I wanna propose a toast.

A bottoms-up toast...

to this grand old country of ours.
Well, it's lasted 200 glorious years.

It's gonna last a lot more than that
if I can say something about it.

You're right there, babe.
Here's to it.

How about another?
No, no, no. I gotta get back.

I gotta get back to my not-so-glorious
old lady who only looks
like she's about 200 years old.

Listen, take care pal, huh?
I'll see you.

[GASPING]

Thanks, doc.

Doc says there was enough poison
in that glass to kill an elephant.

And whoever did it
knew exactly
what he was doing.

First Mac, then Carl.

Thinking what I am?

[]

Alexander Drew never got aboard
that flight for Washington.

Surprise, surprise.

Did you find what agency
the man worked for?

In the interest of national security,
that information has been
withheld from us.

Although they are sending out
his immediate superior
to coordinate with us.

That sounds cheery.

There's one other thing
you better know.

Drew went through
his own channels to obtain
copies of official police records.

It's been confirmed
he's got Carl's, McDermont's,

and the both of yours.

[]

I appreciate and sympathize
with your position, gentlemen,

but as I said,
Alex Drew's work is classified.

Look, Cole. We have reason
to suspect he's killed
two police officers.

We also have reason to believe
that he has two more on his list.

There's nothing classified about that.
You don't have absolute proof.

And he is our responsibility.

Not when he starts killing
police officers in this town,
he isn't.

Mr. Cole...

does Drew have access
to special weapons and explosives,

things like that?
No more so than any other citizen.

I think you're lying,
Mr. Cole.

Uh, I have a tight schedule.

Our agency will take care
of Mr. Drew for you,
so you can turn your attention

to other police matters.

Will you look at me?

Take a good look at me.

Now take a look at him over there.

We're the next two guys
on that list.

You know what I'm gonna do
when you walk out of here?

I'm gonna go pick up that phone,
and I'm gonna call

every major newspaper
in this city and tell them

that your government agency
has a nut running loose in the street
and you won't do anything about it.

And I'm gonna help him
make those phone calls.

I can't allow any publicity.

Mr. Drew's job,
his whole department,

was an error in judgment
from the beginning.

My agency is trying
to rectify the situation.

Rectify? What the hell
does that mean?

His whole department
has been phased out.

For obvious reasons,
he will receive a salary
for the rest of his life.

But his forced retirement...

Quite a severe blow to him.

He had been showing signs
of strain for some time, but...

What exactly did Mr. Drew do,
Mr. Cole?

Well, as I said before,
that is classified information.

But suffice to say, he carried out
highly specialized assignments.

One more time, Mr. Cole.

Does Drew have access
to weapons? Special weapons?

Alexander Drew has access
to the most sophisticated
weapons known.

And he is highly skilled
in the use of all of them.

Mr. Cole...

was Mr. Drew
an efficient employee?

According to his records,
when he worked for our agency...

he never failed.

[]

Well, at least there's
one positive aspect
about this whole thing.

What's that?

Cole and his employees
have to go around
looking for Alex. We don't.

Mac's car blew sky-high.

And Drew has access to the most
sophisticated weaponry around.

What if...?

Don't even say it.

Care to take a little stroll?

HUTCH:
Give me the key, will you?

[HOOD POPS]

Well, better safe than sorry.

Hutch.
What you got?

Enough plastic
to blow up the entire building.

COLE:
We're gonna stake out
your apartments.

HUTCH:
I don't want anything to do with it.

STARSKY: How many people
you planning to put on this thing?

COLE: At least six squads of men.
Should be enough
to cover the situation.

HUTCH: Yeah, but what
about our own security?

DOBEY:
Let's hear what he has to say.

STARSKY:
Personally, I don't want him
anywhere near...

No matter how many squads you put
on me. People in your squads...

Now, look, what do you mean
you won't cooperate?

You give us one good reason
why we should cooperate.

Cole, you created this problem.
You created this situation.

You just stay out of it.

Captain, what kind of security
have we got around here anyway?

When a guy can walk into this garage,
plant a bomb on a car, and walk
out of here without being seen?

I think maybe you two should accept
Mr. Cole's offer of protection.
We don't need any heroes.

STARSKY:
We're not trying to be heroes.

We almost got our cans blown off
the face of the earth right here
in this police garage.

Well, if this turkey can't
supply us with protection
right here in this police garage,

how are we supposed
to expect him to provide us
protection anyplace else?

All we want is to be in a position
to call our own shots.

I'll call the shots.
Not when our lives are concerned.

Look, I don't like the situation
here anymore than you do.

And if it becomes necessary,
I'm gonna order you
to accept Cole's offer.

We're living in
a regular democracy, aren't we?

[]

STARSKY: Where to?
You're upstairs in room 39.

Four guys getting out
of a plumbing truck

is about as subtle
as an elephant knitting
in Times Square.

You referring to Dobey?
Can he knit?

I don't know, but you ought
to see him eat peanuts.

STARSKY: Well, I don't like it.
I don't like any of it.

[SIRENS WAILING ON TV]

DISPATCHER:
Control. All units in the vicinity.

Officers being held and
being fired on. Grey, late-model
sedan. No license ID.

Vehicle reported
headed north at high speed.
Possible destination, route 4.

[KNOCKING]

Control to the following
division units. ;
Code three, code three.

Yeah?
DOBEY: Captain Dobey.

[TV TURNS OFF]

I don't know if it's going
to change anything
going through with this.

Maybe we ought to call it off.

We have to go through
with it, captain.

Why?

If for no other reason than Alex Drew.

Because maybe
when all is said and done,

he's a victim like all the others.

Kind of a modern-day Frankenstein
we all helped to create.

[]

[PHONE RINGS]

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

They're ready.

Will you please
watch where you're going?

Hey, you know something?
What's that?

You look just like
one of those animals
in a shooting gallery.

Don't look now, Charlie,
but so do you.

[TIRES SCREECH]

You ready?
Yeah.

You know, Starsk,
this isn't a bad place.

Mm. Hungry?

Yeah. If you're a decoy,
you might as well go out in style.

Well, I hate to ruin your appetite.
What?

Mr. Personality is hiding
in the corner.

Good evening.

Well, look who's here.
May I take your order, please?

You were wrong.
I told you they could find
exciting, critical positions

for policewomen to fill.
Yeah, so I was.

Um, do you two wanna eat,
or do you wanna talk?

I'll have a steak.

I'll have a steak too.
Medium rare.

Baked or hash browns?
Baked.

Baked.

Butter with chives?

I'll have mine plain.
I'm counting my calories.

Me too.

Okay, that's two T's
bleeding slightly on a raft.

Two Irish plums and hold the fat...
Hey.

She's good.

Hey.
Yes?

Glass of water?
Sure.

Comfort.

Well, at least if it comes down now
the two condemned men
have had a last meal.

After two Irish plums,
I feel like a condemned man.

Well, just keep walking.

I'm trying, buddy.
I'm trying.

DOBEY:
What time will they be here?

COLE: Well, we're trying
to move in quicker.

We should have them
in here now.

Maybe he's given up.

Not Alex Drew.

[PHONE RINGS]

Yes. Yes.

I'll be right there.

He's just been spotted
on the other side of the motel.

Let's go.

[SCREAMS]

Don't scream.

There's nobody around
to hear you.

[PHONE RINGS]

DOBEY:
That's Drew on the phone.

We tried taking the call
at the switchboard,
but he insists on talking to you.

He's got Sally.
What?

Sally.

Hey. You were supposed
to protect that girl.

He manoeuvred us
out of position.

Agree to anything he says.

Yes?
DREW: I have your little friend

in the trunk of my car.
If you don't meet me,
she's going to die there.

Where and when?
The oil fields,

outside of Mandalay Heights.

Come alone, or the girl dies.

What guarantee do we have
that you're not gonna kill her anyway?

Because unlike you,
I'm an honourable man.

I'll have 50 men there
in the next 20 minutes.

You heard the man.
He said come alone.

She's a trained policewoman.
She knew the risk of the job
when she took it.

You know something?

It's people like you who,
a lot of times, make us
ashamed to wear a badge.

Now, we are going into
that oil field alone.

And if you make one move
before Sally Hagen
comes back safe,

we're gonna come back
and deal with you personally.

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[GUN SHOOTS]

You see him? Huh?

HUTCH:
No. You?

STARSKY:
No.

What to do?

I'm coming over.
Make it quick.

Nothing.

Where do we go?

Over there by those barrels.

Ready. Go.

[GUN SHOOTING]

He's playing with us.
It's like being a duck in a barrel.

Yeah, risky.

Two o'clock on the catwalk.

You got it. Let's split.
I'll cover you. Go.

Okay.

Did he hurt you?
No.

Hutch, he's a very sick man.

Yeah, I know.

You sure you're all right?
We're gonna try to take him alive.

Alex!

Are you comfortable?
Do I look like I'm comfortable?

You look like a cop.

STARSKY:
Alex!

Listen to me a minute!

Alex! What happened
to your wife was an accident!

It couldn't be helped!
No one could prevent it!

Alex, we're sorry!

But it's time to stop the killing!

She was an innocent victim
of bullets that were meant for me!

STARSKY: No bullets
were meant for you, Alex!

You think I don't know
you and your partner are part
of an assassination squad?

You underestimated
my intelligence
every step of the way!

STARSKY: Alex!
ALEX: It's about to cost you your lives.

STARSKY:
Alex, let us help you!

Where's your partner?
Where'd he get to?

[]

Alex!

Oh, no. No, no.

No, you killed my wife.

Why don't you kill me?

You gotta kill me! Please!

But Drew thought
the whole thing
was a plot to kill him.

What he was thinking
was not important.

Oh, boy.

Through his association with you,
a man is crippled mentally.

Possibly for the rest of his life.

And you're saying
what he thinks isn't important?

HUTCH:
Hey, Cole.

What is important to you?

The continued strength of our nation.
STARSKY: Oh, boy.

It should be important
to you too.

Oh, it is.

But not at your prices.

You know
what really bugs me?

We can't arrest
the really guilty party.

No, it's not... It's unfair.
It really is, and you have
to have some sympathy

for the poor child.
It was her first assignment.

The first one on the street, right?
I'm worried about this guy.

I run up to her, pull the tape
off her mouth, left her tied up,

and we left her tied up
for at least 30 minutes.

It's terrible.
Shh, shh.

What?
Hiya, Sally.

SALLY: Hi, Hutch.
We were just talking about you.

Hey, Sal.
Hi, Starsk.

So tell us about it.
How was your
first assignment?

It was terrific.
Oh, it was terrific, huh?

You got kidnapped, you got thrown in
the back of a car, you got tied up and
left there. And that's terrific, huh?

Well, a girl's gotta start somewhere.
Oh, yeah.

That's right. That's right.
Let me have a little
sympathy for the child.

Now, I gotta ask you
something very serious.
What are you doing tonight?

Well, as a matter of fact,
that's why I'm here,

to take you guys up on your offer.
Research help.

I go on Vice detail
starting tomorrow.

STARSKY AND HUTCH:
Oh.

Well, well, well.

There's two of us
and only one of you, you know.

Oh, I know,
and I thought about that a lot.

Did you?
Uh-huh.

But I think it might be more fun
with the both of you.

Would you?

[STARSKY SCREAMS]

[HUTCH LAUGHING]

[HUTCH YELLS]

That's for leaving me tied up
in the oil fields.

And that's for laughing at me
in the restaurant.

I don't know about you,
but this isn't exactly
what I had in mind.

[]

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