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I'm Hachi.
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This is about a love storybetween my girlfriend and I.
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She is a bit different, but super cool.
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She wields a sword.
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She's unbelievably strong.
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When I met her, I learned the joyand sadness of being in love,
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and what it means to truly love someone.
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In any case, I learned what "love" is.
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She really is my special person.
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It might be misleading to say "person,"
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Since my girlfriend
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is a Yokai who was bound a long time ago.
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My Yokai girlfriendcrossed a tremendous amount of time
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to arrive in the present day,
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with a huge secret.
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I had no idea about her secret back then.
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This is a love story between meand my dear, and slightly scary,
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Yokai girlfriend.
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It all started with a strange incident.
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ONE WEEK AGO
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Love?
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POST IN STORY
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UPLOAD COMPLETE
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I just want to free her!
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You fool!
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That isn't love.
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That's a story of betrayal.
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{\an8}It's coming! I'll go forward.
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We can do it. Yes! They're coming.
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{\an8}You can do it. Yes!
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Hikari, help me out.
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{\an8}- Okay.
- Give me one.
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{\an8}- Okay, nice!
- Oh...
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MAI
SENT A STAMP
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Morning Mai!
I'm off now!
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PEEK
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Hachi, the flank.
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{\an8}I can't give you death.
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{\an8}- Hachi.
- Hachi, the flank!
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What's up? Hachi, the flank!
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How are you, Mai?
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{\an8}- Hachi, the flank!
- Where did you go?
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The flank!
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Battle test complete.
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{\an8}The Opposing team completed the mission.
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{\an8}You lost.
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I repeat. You lost.
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What were you doing?
We were about to level up.
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I'm sorry. I got a message.
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Turn your phone off!
That's the most basic rule.
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It was from my girlfriend.
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Nothing is more important than
gaining levels.
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- There is.
- Totally.
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Wait. What girlfriend?
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Your response is slow.
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What girlfriend?
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I met her on a fanzine site.
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We get along well,
and everything about her is very cute.
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I mean, I haven't met her in person yet.
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A gamer is having an online romance?
How typical.
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Because of people like you,
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people think gamers are lame and asocial.
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Get it together.
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You always do that when you get nervous.
Stop, Wetty.
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Don't call me that.
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He's right. Abuse of power.
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I'm just passionate about games.
Right, Hikari?
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{\an8}Thanks to all you HikaristsI
I'm so happy. I love you all!
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{\an8}Don't forget to follow me. Hikari out.
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Well, if you ask me,
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gamers equal nerds with money,
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and the rest are harmless losers.
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I'm not a loser.
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You're more like a loyal dog,
Hachi, rather than a loser.
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- All right, let's do it again.
- Yes.
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Benitaro is a musclehead,
so don't let it get to you.
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By the way, are online girlfriends lame?
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Your soft, tofu-like mentality
worrying about that is lame.
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Then there's nothing I can do!
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I have no confidence in myself.
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I'll never be the main character
no matter what I do.
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I'm just a nobody
with no level-unlocking capabilities.
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I sound like a total loser
talking about this, too.
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Why is everything so difficult?
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It's simple.
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Games and love are the same.
You just take on the next level.
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All you do is summon your girlfriend
into the real world.
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Ask her out on a real date.
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What?
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That's... What?
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Here we go!
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- Hi.
- Hi, Tadashi.
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Mom, focus! This is my profile picture.
Take it seriously.
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Okay, step back one step.
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Hachi!
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I'll kill you if you drink my smoothie.
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Understood.
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Here we go!
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- What?
- I posted it.
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MAI
I'm sorry about earlier
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MAI
SENT A STAMP
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{\an8}No problem!
I had a lot bothering me today
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{\an8}How about you, Mai?
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{\an8}Me too!
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{\an8}Misaki kept on making
mean comments again today
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{\an8}Mai, you're the only one
I can talk to about everything
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{\an8}I feel the same way.
I really like you, Hachi
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{\an8}BLUSH
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}How about we go out to eat this weekend?
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{\an8}I won't say anything mean to you.
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{\an8}I'm sorry...
I have plans already
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{\an8}Why? I'm serious about you, Mai.
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{\an8}I bought everything
on your Amazon Wish List too
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I sent it.
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{\an8}VIDEO CALL
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CALLING
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Who was that?
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Mai?
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Mythology wasn't just handed down
for entertainment purposes.
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There are unimaginable stories
hidden behind it.
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That's all for today.
We'll pick this up next week.
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I bet that was Mai's father.
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Hachi, just forget it.
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See her profile picture? It's authentic.
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Editing apps these days are impressive.
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Hey, Wetty!
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I heard you got scammed on a dating app.
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How did you find that out?
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Let's see...
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"We may be physically apart,
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"but I've never been so close
to anyone in my whole entire life."
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Man, that's sick to say to a dude!
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Give it back.
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Inukai.
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Do you have a moment?
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What?
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Thank you, Arisa.
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- That'll be enough for today.
- Yes.
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Excuse me.
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Inukai, are you okay?
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Yes, Masato has been that way
since high school.
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There's something I'm worried about...
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I'm worried, too!
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Everyone thinks I'm a loser.
They call me "Wetty."
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- This isn't an American teen drama.
- "Wetty?"
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When I was talking to a girl
in elementary school,
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I started to sweat a lot.
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When I told that story
to the e-sports team,
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the entire campus knew it the next day.
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Sweating is part of social awkwardness,
which means I get nervous.
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I know I have to do something about it...
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That must be hard,
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but I'm worried about something else.
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What?
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It's about a student
named Kouki Shikazono.
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I haven't been able to get ahold of him
for a week.
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Do you know anything about it, Inukai?
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Um... I don't know.
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Just like you,
he was a different kind of a nerd,
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so I thought you might know something.
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{\an8}MUKURO POLICE DEPARTMENT
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{\an8}Captain!
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That blood found at
the Keiho University library
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matched the DNA
of that missing Kouki Shikazono.
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Now it gets super interesting.
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No one hardly ever
steps in to that old library's basement.
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You need to request entry, however!
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There's no record
of Kouki Shikazono's entry.
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It looks like he snuck in there.
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It's like he's to blame...
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It gets more interesting.
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{\an8}This book was found there.
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Isn't this cut amazing?
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It's impossible to do this with
a CNC laser cutter.
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Did the culprit use an iron-cutting sword?
Or the user of Destructo Disc?
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Does that mean Krillin is the suspect?
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By the way, who are you?
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Sir! I'm Nico Suzuki, and I've been
assigned to First Investigation Division.
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It's seriously awesome
that the best captain here is my mentor!
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I'm thrilled!
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- Suzuki.
- Sir!
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Get the report together.
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Sir!
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Kouki Shikazono?
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The one who went missing?
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Right! He was an occult fanatic.
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He was a little different.
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Take a look at this.
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It's a screenshot of a Story
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Kouki Shikazono posted
before he went missing.
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What do you think this is?
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Ancient characters?
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You sure are good, Hachi!
I only understand bits and pieces of it,
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but I'm thinking it's a spell
for some ritual.
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"Amanoenoma?"
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"For those who seek love."
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It looks like a spell to grant love.
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{\an8}Look at this.
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Isn't she cute? She looks like Mai!
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I went too far.
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I'm sorry.
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A love spell...
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Oh, man! If only I had a real girlfriend!
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Then no one would harass me.
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Why don't you try the spell?
You might get your wish.
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No way!
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Airdrop it to me anyway.
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"To unleash the beast of desire,
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"collect the sacred devices."
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An object to reflect your vanity.
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An object that broadcastshumanity's deceitful laws.
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The blood of a young virgin maiden.
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Pervert!
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I think a virgin boy's blood will do.
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This is stupid.
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Hey!
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Did that spell work?
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Jeez! I've been looking
for you all morning.
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I might have been looking for you, too.
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What? Who are you? Creep!
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Of course not.
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I found you.
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What?
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I'm Princess Izuna-imiki.
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You must be Tadashi Inukai.
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I've been looking for you.
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Me?
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Now, let's have intercourse.
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Intercourse?
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Where's the camera?
Isn't this one of Masato's pranks?
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I'll go now.
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Where are you going?
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Tadashi Inukai.
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I'm going to have intercourse with you
right now.
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I'm sorry. Excuse me!
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What was that?
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Was I hallucinating? Have I gone mad?
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Is this your residence?
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What? When? Did you follow me? Why?
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We are going to have intercourse.
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That hurt!
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And her breath is cold.
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What?
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Wait one second!
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Are you halting the ritual?
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This is new to me, too.
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Don't worry. It's just formality.
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But this is very special.
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Special?
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Right. I think it should be special.
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It shouldn't be done on a whim like this.
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I mean I want to do it.
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I want it to be special.
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Enough with your nonsense.
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- Hey!
- Tadashi?
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Are you home?
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This is horrible. Move!
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Put your clothes on! Hurry! Your clothes!
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- Tadashi?
- Wait!
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Hi.
262
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,833
This isn't...
263
00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:00,000
What are you doing?
264
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,916
Here's your laundry.
Make sure to put it away. There!
265
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,333
How else do I explain it?
266
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:17,250
A connection between the fact
that you almost did it
267
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,833
and the fact you used that love spell?
268
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,458
Whatever it is, I envy you.
269
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:23,666
Can you be serious here?
270
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,083
Maybe I'll give it a try, too.
271
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:30,458
- I swear I'll do this.
- No! You'll ignore me for a whole week?
272
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:33,583
Suddenly, a girl who wants to have
intercourse with me shows up.
273
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,166
You know it's some kind of a scam.
274
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,416
I thought so, too!
275
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,500
But she looked like she was
really summoned by the spell.
276
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,458
Everything is different about her.
277
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:45,416
It's as if she came from
a different time period.
278
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,208
By the way, what does she look like?
279
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:50,458
She's slender.
280
00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:52,833
She's fair and has black hair.
281
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:58,916
Is she dressed like a female ninja
with black armor and lots of weapons?
282
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,583
Yes! How did you know that?
283
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,583
Here you go.
284
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:14,125
So you followed me after all?
285
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,708
What is this mud water?
286
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:16,833
It's cola.
287
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,708
Why is this mud water mad?
288
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,375
You never had it before? It's good.
289
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,291
I feel a burst of energy now.
290
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:38,500
Okay! Let's have intercourse.
291
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,708
Keep it down.
292
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,458
But why me?
293
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,666
Were you summoned by that spell?
294
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,166
You broke the seal
and brought me back to this world.
295
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:59,333
If I don't have intercourse with a human
by the hour of the ox,
296
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:00,750
I'll disappear from this world.
297
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,958
- The hour of the ox?
- No time can be wasted.
298
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:06,041
Hold on a second! Izunaimi...
What was it again?
299
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,750
That's long. Can I call you "Izzy?"
300
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,125
Go ahead.
301
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,000
Thanks. People call me "Hachi."
302
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,833
It's actually Tadashi,
but I got it after Hachi, the loyal dog.
303
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:23,250
Izzy, you're very attractive.
304
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,041
I'm interested in lots of things.
305
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:29,791
But to have intercourse, you know...
306
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:32,000
I think things should be done in steps.
307
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:36,750
So first, why don't we go on a date?
308
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,458
A date?
309
00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:41,916
We go out together
and talk about ourselves...
310
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,083
I mean, I don't know...
311
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,083
I've never been on a date.
312
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:50,166
If we go on this "date" thing,
then can we have intercourse?
313
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,625
Well...
314
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,875
If things go well.
315
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,208
Hachi, let's go.
316
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,083
What? Wait!
317
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,583
What?
318
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,083
Seriously?
319
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:11,500
Would you like one?
320
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,125
Izzy, do you have any siblings?
321
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,708
I have two older sisters.
322
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:16,875
Where are you from?
323
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:20,583
Our family line goes back to Buzenduring the Yayoi period.
324
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:22,208
I grew up on Kutsujima Island.
325
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,500
Why do you ask?
326
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:26,083
That's the whole point of a date.
327
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,833
We get to know one another.
328
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:33,166
{\an8}Is knowing one another necessary todo an intercourse ritual?
329
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:37,500
I think it is.
330
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:41,875
Do this.
331
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:44,916
Here. Look here, okay?
332
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,333
It's to remember our first date.
333
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:02,208
Look who's here! It's Wetty!
334
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,250
Is she your girlfriend?
335
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,250
Well, she's not quite my girlfriend yet.
336
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,875
Right! You can't be this lowly
nobody's girlfriend!
337
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:10,916
Lowly nobody?
338
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:13,708
- Someone that's insignificant.
- Let's go.
339
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,666
You look wild and gorgeous.
340
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,708
Why don't you dump him
and come to a party?
341
00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:23,250
It's happening at my cousin
Hayato's penthouse tonight.
342
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,916
We won't go to Ippongi's party.
343
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,666
I'm not inviting you.
344
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,208
{\an8}Here.
345
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,250
I'll see you there.
346
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,083
See you!
347
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:45,666
I bet Ippongi's party is full of
rich arrogant people with no taste.
348
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:48,500
They're all investors and frauds.
They're all scum!
349
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:49,541
Ippongi...
350
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:53,625
Hachi, let's have intercourse right now!
351
00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:59,583
We just met, we have things to prepare,
and my mother is home.
352
00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:01,208
We should get to know each other.
353
00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:05,500
Enough. If you won't do it,
than I'll just look for a temporary mate.
354
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,541
I got my eyes on one.
355
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,750
{\an8}I'm going to Ippongi's residence.
356
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,583
{\an8}I will have intercourse there.
357
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:14,666
What? Wait!
358
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:29,708
Where is everyone?
359
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:34,625
They all went to Ippongi's party.
Where is she?
360
00:24:35,791 --> 00:24:38,791
Izzy went to that party, too.
Masato invited her.
361
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:41,750
Parties are stupid.
362
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,875
They'll have hangovers and puke.
363
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,916
It just ruins their record.
364
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,166
I don't envy them at all.
Let's go to an all-you-can-eat barbecue!
365
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:52,291
Let's have salty ox tongue,
then short ribs!
366
00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:57,166
I'm going to Ippongi's party.
367
00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,791
But you aren't invited.
368
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,041
I followed Hayato's account.
I know where it is.
369
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,375
Don't.
370
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:06,500
Offal, then short ribs again!
371
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,875
Just forget her.
372
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:18,375
You know you'll be in trouble
if you don't quit now.
373
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:21,291
That missing Kouki Shikazono
374
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:25,166
disappeared after he posted that spell.
375
00:25:26,416 --> 00:25:28,250
Take a look at this.
376
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:29,875
Doesn't she look like her?
377
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,625
She's definitely dangerous.
378
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:36,083
- She doesn't look like her.
- Hachi.
379
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,958
She likes me!
380
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:40,333
Someone actually likes me.
381
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,583
This is an opportunity
of a lifetime for me!
382
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:13,500
Give it up for Hayato!
383
00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:19,000
There are two kinds of people.
384
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,041
A small fraction of successful winners
385
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:23,208
or the rest, the losers!
386
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,000
Which makes me...
387
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,916
A winner!
388
00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:30,291
That's right!
A rich and distinguished family.
389
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:34,791
Ippongi's only son. Special by birth.
390
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:38,625
Furthermore, I was gifted with two things.
391
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:43,000
I don't know who you are,
392
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,625
but thank you, Satoshi Nakamoto,
393
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,416
the developer of Bitcoin!
394
00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:58,791
"Since the ancient times,
the demon fox haunted a human male
395
00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:01,750
"and used that man as a host,
396
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:04,500
"and by having intercourse with that host,
397
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,291
"it is able to regain
its original powers."
398
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:11,416
"Having intercourse with its host
is considered as a forbidden ritual,
399
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,541
"and the demon fox depends on the host..."
400
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,083
This is bad. This is seriously bad!
401
00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:39,916
If you win against me,
then I'll introduce you to Hayato.
402
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,541
There.
403
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,375
You got this.
404
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:51,416
Izzy!
405
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:01,708
Wetty. What are you doing here?
406
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:03,958
You weren't invited.
407
00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:10,833
What did you do that for?
408
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:12,666
Scram, you lowly nobody.
409
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:18,833
Izzy, let's go.
410
00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:23,041
That...
411
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,625
Fucking bitch.
412
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,125
{\an8}Yeah!
413
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:34,500
{\an8}We are currently
at Hayato Ippongi's party!
414
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:37,916
{\an8}There you are!
415
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,625
{\an8}- Hikari! Where's Hachi?
- What?
416
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,041
Have you seen Hachi?
417
00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:43,541
What? I can't hear you.
418
00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:44,958
- Hachi!
- What?
419
00:28:45,041 --> 00:28:46,583
Forget it!
420
00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:58,208
There's something I want to say to you.
421
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,958
You're right. I'm taking it slowly.
422
00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:07,250
I'm not confident like Masato.
423
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:10,875
You do everything so abruptly, and
that's completely different from me.
424
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,083
So I don't know what to do.
425
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,166
But...
426
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,750
I like you, too.
427
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:26,541
I think...
428
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:39,250
I mean, I want to
have intercourse with you,
429
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,666
but what about afterwards?
430
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:42,250
We support one another, right?
431
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:46,041
That's having a cooperative relationship.
That's partnership, right?
432
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,041
A cooperative relationship...
433
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,625
Right, you and I will have
a cooperative relationship,
434
00:29:56,833 --> 00:30:00,541
and we will have intercourse, right now.
435
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:05,583
Yes.
436
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,166
We just made it in time.
437
00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:12,416
What is this? This is no joke.
438
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,125
You and I are now connected forever.
439
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:29,833
Hayato!
440
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:36,708
That's Ippongi's descendant.
441
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,083
Let's get this party started!
442
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,166
Izzy?
443
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,000
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
444
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:58,916
Izzy.
445
00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:12,458
- There you are, Hachi!
- What's up, buddy?
446
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:17,166
I know why she was so eager
to have intercourse with you.
447
00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:18,750
For love, right?
448
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:22,041
No! That girl is a demon fox,
449
00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:23,250
and she has to have sex
450
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,875
with the man who summoned her
or she'll disappear.
451
00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:28,708
It's a forbidden ritual
involving spiritual powers
452
00:32:28,791 --> 00:32:32,416
to have sex with that Yokai.
453
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,958
When you have sex with her,
you'll be connected to her
454
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,750
and she'll suck out your spiritual power.
455
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:41,333
You'll be dependent on her powers,
456
00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:44,125
and you won't be
able to get away from her!
457
00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:50,166
You haven't done it with her yet, right?
458
00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:06,583
I just want to clarify this.
How old are you?
459
00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,083
You aren't underage, are you?
460
00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:09,708
I'm 521 years old.
461
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,833
I don't get it,
462
00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:17,333
but I'll take that
as enthusiastic consent.
463
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,833
What's this?
464
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:29,750
That's a charm for my family's prosperity.
465
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:35,416
Basically, it shows
that I'm a super special person.
466
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,250
Your ancestor was born in Yamato
467
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:43,333
and thrived as a carpenter.
468
00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:46,666
Isn't that right?
469
00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:49,791
How do you know that?
470
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,208
I've been looking for you.
471
00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:54,500
Hold on. Who are you?
472
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,541
Well...
473
00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:01,875
I'm the woman you longed for.
474
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:11,750
You are a Guardian, and my target.
475
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:12,791
Izzy?
476
00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:15,458
Izzy!
477
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,750
Have you seen Izzy?
That girl who was with me?
478
00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,833
She left with Hayato.
479
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:33,500
I bet they're having a good time
in a private room right now!
480
00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:38,125
INVESTIGATION DIVISION ONE
481
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,500
Yes. Thank you very much.
482
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:45,000
{\an8}Is that Kouki Shikazono's laptop?
483
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,291
Yes, I got it from his mother.
484
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:51,750
Dance at home.
485
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,791
You got it.
486
00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:05,916
Hi, everyone.
487
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:10,041
{\an8}I found something incredible.
488
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:11,333
{\an8}A forbidden book
489
00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:15,125
{\an8}with information about Yokaithat was never revealed!
490
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:20,750
What is to be revealed will affectthe future of this world.
491
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,583
This forbidden book...
492
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,458
Hello?
493
00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:31,375
Yes, I'll be home late tonight.
Can you put my dinner in the fridge?
494
00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:35,083
Calm down me. I shouldn't rush this.
495
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,875
Now, everyone, listen carefully.
496
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,458
This is a story from ancient times.
497
00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:46,000
Long time ago,
498
00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:51,666
humans and Yokai lived in perfect harmony.
499
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:56,000
Humans and Yokai supported one another,and had a reciprocal relationship.
500
00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:24,625
He had intercourse with that...
501
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,791
What a foolish human.
502
00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:30,875
Izzy!
503
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:34,750
Izzy?
504
00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:37,958
Perfect timing.
505
00:36:39,291 --> 00:36:41,666
Is there a good place to store this?
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