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David...

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It's the film in the
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- And now, Kodak invites
you to enjoy "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet."

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- Look, if you guys are going
to act like cheapskates,

I'm not even going
to go out with you.

I'm trying to make an
impression on Gloria.

And don't forget, this is
my first date with her.

- Well, you couldn't make a
very good impression by herself.

- Yeah, all you kicked in
was a dollar and a half.

- Well, I'm not complaining.

You're the guys that
are complaining.

- Oh, hi, fellas.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Not interrupting
any studying, am I?

- I'd like to say yes,
but we've been discussing

our financial problems.
- Yeah.

We're just figuring
out what we're

going to do Saturday night.

We got $19 to spend.

- Well, among the three of you?

- Well, no.

There are 16 of us, if
you include the girls.

- You crazy?

If we don't include
the girls, there's

no sense in even going out.

- Mr. Nelson, what would you do
if you had $19 and 16 people?

- Well, I think
I'd go to the bank

and try to negotiate a loan.

- Hey, that's a great idea.

You open for business, Pop?

- No.

No more loans this month.

- Oh, well.
We'll work it out.

Well, listen, I have
to get home for dinner.

- Yeah, me, too.
We'll see you later, Rick.

- OK.
See you guys later.

Hey, don't forget.

We're going bowling
Thursday night.

- Yeah.
- OK.

- Good night, Mr. Nelson.

- So long, fellas.

Rick?
- Yeah?

- Did I understand you to
say you were going bowling

Thursday night?
- Yeah.

A bunch of us are going.

- Gee, it seems to
me you ought to take

it easy on school nights.

- Gee, I haven't been going
out much during the week, Pop.

- Well, I don't think
you ought to go out

at all during the week.

How are you doing in
school these days?

- Pretty good.

I got a B on an
English test last week.

- Well, how are you
doing in chemistry?

- Oh, pretty good.
Why?

- Well, chemistry has
always been the bete noire

of the Nelson family.

- Bete noire?

- Well, yeah, how are
you doing in French?

- I'm not doing anything.

- You're not?

Well, why not?

- Well, I'm taking Spanish.

- Oh!

That's right.

David takes French.

- Hey, you're not
going out, are you?

Dinner's practically ready.

- Oh, well, I'm just going
down to the drugstore

and get some ice cream.

I'll be back in a little while.

- Well, don't take too long.

- OK.

I'll see you later, Rick.
- OK.

And don't worry about
my schoolwork, Pop.

I'm doing fine.

- OK.

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Hi, Jack.

- Oh, good evening, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, I think I'll have
a quart of chocolate

and a quart of vanilla.

- You want them to take out, or
are you going to eat them here?

- I think I'll take
them home for a change.

- OK.

I'll have them ready
for you in a minute.

[background noises]

- Hi, Doc.

- Oh, hi, Oz.

Two ounces of copper sulfate,
and about a half an ounce

of potassium permanganate.

Some distilled water
and some acetone,

and a quarter of a gram
of magnesium oxide.

- Doctor.

- Making your own pills, huh?

- Oh, no.

I'm just buying some chemicals.

- Oh.

Oh, don't tell me
you're still working

on that hair-growing formula.

- That's probably pretty
funny to somebody with hair.

[laughing] No.

I'm just picking up some
chemicals for my boy.

He set up a lab in the basement.

- Oh, good for him.
- Yeah.

He's got quite a
flair for chemistry.

Made some very
interesting discoveries.

- You know, I made some
interesting discoveries

in chemistry myself when
I was in high school.

I remember one about
hydrochloric acid.

- Yeah, what was that?

- Well, I discovered it
burns holes in your clothes.

- You're about due for your
yearly checkup, aren't you?

- Now, as a matter
of fact, chemistry

was my worst subject
when I was in school.

- Mr. Nelson, your
ice cream is ready.

- Oh, thank you, Jack.

Well, careful, doc.

Don't blow up the building.

- So long, Oz.

- So long.

[background noises]

- Here you are, sir.

- Thank you, Jack.

- Thank you.

- Pardon me, your name
is Nelson, isn't it?

- Yes.

- I thought I heard the
gentleman over there

call you "Ozzie," so I
assume you're Ozzie Nelson.

- Yes, that's right.
- My name is Barnesworth.

Your son's in my
chemistry class.

- Oh, very happy to know you.

How's he doing?

- Well, frankly, I'm glad
to have the opportunity

to speak to you about him.

I'm afraid he's not doing
as well as he might.

- Oh, really?

- Yes, I can't understand it.

He seems like a very
intelligent boy,

but I have the
feeling he doesn't

spend enough time studying.

- Oh, I was just talking to him
about that a little while ago.

- I try to make the course
as interesting as possible,

but you know how
it is these days.

The students have so
many outside interests.

- Well, yes, I know.

But there's nothing more
important than his schoolwork.

- Well, now, I wouldn't want you
to go home and lecture the boy,

but I felt it was my duty
to tell you about it.

- Oh, well, I'm glad you did.

I think I know what's wrong.

He-- he doesn't seem to be
able to concentrate on one

thing for any length of time.

His mind seems to wander
off in all directions,

but I'm sure you'll see an
improvement in his marks

in the near future.

- Well, I'm sure I will.

Glad to have met you.

- Glad to have met you.

- Oh, Mr. Nelson, you
forgot your ice cream.

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- I don't mind
telling you, Harriet.

I'm pretty darn
upset about this.

- Well, you can't be too upset.

It hasn't spoiled
your appetite any.

- Well, what Rick's
chemistry teacher

told me is exactly what I've
been telling them all along.

He just doesn't put enough
time in on his studies.

- Well, I'd just tell him then.

There's no sense in
getting riled up about it.

- Well, I'm not
getting riled up.

It's up to him.

If he doesn't want to study,
he doesn't want to study.

But he'll have to.

- Maybe chemistry is
just difficult for him.

You were never very
good at chemistry.

- Well, maybe I didn't
get all A's, but I

managed to pass the course.

- Do you remember why?

What are you talking about?

- I remember.

- Well, how do you
remember so much?

You weren't even in my class.

- You told me.

As I remember, you told
me you were working late

in the chemistry lab one night.

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- Nelson?

- Oh, professor!

I didn't know you
were still here.

- Yes.

I've just been going over the
final grades for the class.

- The final grades?

- I'm sure you'll be
glad to know you passed.

- Oh.

[chuckling] Well,
I didn't think we

were supposed to find out
about that till next week.

- Well, I had a reason
for telling you now.

And in as much as you know, you
can dismantle this experiment.

- Oh, no.
That's OK.

I'll work right through
to the end of the term.

- I'd rather you wouldn't.

To be perfectly frank with you,
I told you pass so we can--

Well, Nelson, you've been tying
up this equipment all semester.

We need it.

- I guess I do
have quite a few...

- Yes, you certainly have.

- Say, if you don't
feel I should pass,

I'd be very happy to work on
this experiment another term.

- Oh, no.
No.

No.

Just take this all apart.

- Yes.

Well, good night, professor.

- Good night.

- Oh, excuse me, Professor.

- What are you doing
here, McSweeney?

- Well, I just came up to see
how Nelson was progressing

with his experiment, sir.

- Oh, well, good night.

- Good night, Professor.

[door slamming]

Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hi, Mack.

- Oh, he's gone.

- Make sure.

You want me to fill
up this whole bottle?

- Yeah.

It's for the whole
fraternity house.

And the guys sure
appreciate this.

- It's OK.

Well, I'm afraid this is going
to have to be the last batch.

I have to dismantle
the apparatus.

- Gee, that's too bad, Oz.

The guys are going to
be real disappointed.

You make the cheapest
coffee on the campus.

Well, I did pass.

And if it hadn't
been for that coffee,

I wouldn't have
been able to keep up

the payments on my
saxophone and we might never

have been able to get married.

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- Want some coffee, Dave?

- Did you make it,
or did Pop make it?

- I did.

- In that case, I
think I'll have some.

- Now, wait a second, Dave.

You implying I don't
make good coffee?

- Oh, no.

- There's nothing
wrong with my coffee.

In fact, when I was
in college, if I--

Well, Rick, where are you going?

- I want to go upstairs
and listen to some records.

- Well, would you sit
down for a minute, son?

I want to have a
little talk with you.

Rick, there are more things in
life than listening to records

and going out with girls.

- Like what?

- Harriet, I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't make jokes

while I'm lecturing.

That is not lecturing.

Well, I'm talking to Rick.

- That's OK, Pop.
Go on.

- Well, I was just
going to ask you again,

how are you doing in chemistry?

- Well, I don't exactly know.

But I'll know for sure Tuesday.

We're having a big
test on Monday.

- Well, when are you
going to study for it?

- Sunday night.

- Sunday night for
a test on Monday?

- Yeah, if I don't have a date.

- Look, Rick, if you
don't want to study,

I can't make you study.

- But he's going to cut off
your allowance if you don't.

- Dave, will you
let me take care--

By the way, how are
you doing in chemistry?

- Well, you said chemistry
wasn't your best subject, Pop.

- Well, no, but I managed
to pass the course.

- Tell him how.

- Harriet, that has nothing to
do with the coffee, but with--

It has nothing to do with my
cutting off Rick's allow--

With my discussion with Rick.

I feel that, if somebody isn't
doing very well at something,

then he should apply
himself and work hard at it.

- Well, apparently, the
members of this family

don't have to work at
not doing too well.

They're doing very well at it.

- They could do better.

Rick, I think you should buckle
down and study for this exam.

You've got tonight, tomorrow
night, and the whole weekend.

- The weekend?

I've got a big date
on Saturday night.

- Well, what's more important,
going out with a girl...?

Well, no, I'll rephrase that.

- Gee, pop, if you think I
ought to study, I'd be glad to.

- Well, yes, I do.

That's exactly what I
wanted to hear you say.

- Hey, how about this?

I'll study my chemistry
tonight and tomorrow night

and you can quiz me.

And if I know the answers,
then will it be all right

if I go out Saturday night?

- That sounds fair enough.

It's a deal.

- Oh, wait a minute.

I've got to go out tonight.

- Well, what about
the deal we just made?

- Well, I forgot I made
this date with Gloria

to meet her in the library.

Gee, Pop, what am
I supposed to do?

This is the girl I'm going
to take out Saturday night.

- Well, if you're going to
take her out Saturday night,

then call her up now and tell
her you can't meet her tonight.

- OK.

- Excuse me.

[background noises]

- Don't you think you're
laying it on pretty heavy?

- Well, somebody has to get
things going around here.

It's for his own good.
And I'll tell you this much.

If he can't answer the
chemistry questions

I'm going to ask
him Friday night,

he's not going to go out
Saturday night either.

- What kind of questions
are you going to ask him?

- I'll get them out of his book.

- I know one you're
going to ask.

- What's that?

- How many cups can you get
out of a pound of coffee?

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- Oh, well, how long
ago did she leave?

[music playing]

Oh, well, thanks.

No.

No thanks.

Bye.

- What's the matter?

- Gloria's already
left for the library.

It's a fine thing.

What am I going to do?

- Give me a description
of her, lend me $10,

and I'll take care of
the situation for you.

- $10?

What's the $10 for?

- Well, if I were
going to take her out,

I wouldn't want
her to think you're

a cheapskate on your first date.
- Well, thanks a lot.

But if Gloria's going to
find out I'm a cheapskate,

she can find out from me.

- Well, OK.

Back to your books, old man.
- Wait a second.

Where are you going?
- I'm going down to the library.

- Oh, no, you don't.

You're not going
to double-cross me.

- What are you talking about?

I can go to the
library if I want to.

I've got a library card, and I
can take out anything I want,

even a book.

- Now, just a second.

- Take it easy, will you?

If I happen to see the girl down
there, I'll do you a big favor

and explain the whole
situation to her.

- Yeah.

Thanks a lot.

[music playing]

- Rick, I don't know why you
let David go to the library.

We could have handled
the situation for you.

- Somehow I feel
safer with David.

- I don't know why.

- Hey, Rick, we're
all out of Cokes.

- Gee, I thought you guys came
over here to help me study.

- Well, I'd like
to help you, Rick,

but chemistry has always
been my bete noire.

I'm pretty good
at French, though.

- At least we're
keeping you awake.

If we weren't here, you'd
probably fall asleep.

- Aren't we sort of
overdoing the studying thing?

Look at the time it is.

I got to get home.
- Oh, yeah.

Me, too.

- Yeah, we'll see you
in school tomorrow.

- OK.

Thanks a lot.

- Thank your father
for the ice cream, too.

[music playing]

[clock chiming]

[music playing]

- Is that you, David?

- Yeah, Pop.

- It's not Pop.

It's me.

- What's the idea of hollerin'
at me in Pop's tone of voice?

- Do you know what time it is?

- Is that clock right?

- Yeah.

- That's what time it is.

- Well, it's 1:30.

- Now, you're using
Mom's tone of voice.

- Did you meet Gloria tonight?

- Yes, I did.

- The library closes at 9:00.

- Yeah, I know.

Did you get much studying done?

- I didn't get
any studying done.

- Oh, gee, Rick.
That's not very smart.

If you don't study,
you're not going

to be able to take the
girl out Saturday night.

- Well, how could I study?

First of all, those
guys came over

and stayed till about 11:30.

Then from 11:30 on, I was
worried about where you were.

- Well, you didn't
have to worry about me.

I was having a very good time.

- Yeah, that's what
I was worried about.

- I'll tell you one thing, Rick.
You sure know how to pick them.

- What's this?

- Gloria, I hope you can keep
your date with her Saturday

night.

Of course, if you
can't, maybe I--

Well, have pleasant dreams.

I know I will.

[music playing]

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Say, you don't mind having
leftovers for a change, do you?

- No, of course not.

What's leftover and from when?

- Pot roast from last night.

I think there's enough
for the three of us.

- Three of us?

Rick's not going out, is he?
- No.

David is.

He has a date for dinner.

- Oh.

Well, where's Rick?

- Well, he came right
home from school

and went upstairs
to do his chemistry.

- Oh, that's good.

Well, apparently the little talk
I gave him didn't do any harm.

- No, I guess not.

- Well, I think I've gotten his
mind off girls for a few nights

anyway.

- What do you have to
go out to dinner for?

- 'Cause I got a date.

- Oh, you're going
out with a couple guys

from the fraternity?

- No, not tonight.

- Oh, then you're
going out with a girl?

- Don't jump to any
hasty conclusion.

All the guys I know aren't
fraternity brothers, you know.

- Oh, then you are
going out with some guy?

- Nope.

- Then you have a
date with a girl?

- Yep.

- Well, why didn't you tell
me that in the first place?

- Why didn't you ask me instead
of beating around the bush?

Can I borrow your cuff links?

- Well, yeah, if you tell me
who you're taking out tonight.

- Never mind, I don't need 'em.

- You're taking Gloria
out, aren't you?

- Gloria?

What makes you think that?

- Well, you've been talking
about her all afternoon.

- Yeah, I guess I have.

She's sure worth talking about.

Like I said last night, we
sure know how to pick them.

- "We"?

You told me I know
how to pick them.

What's this "we" business?

- Oh, I say "we"?

Must have been a Freudian slip.

- David, this isn't fair.

- What are you
complaining about?

You got a date with
Gloria Saturday night.

That is, if you can
pass that little quiz

Pop's going to give you.

Well, I've got to
be shoving off.

Oh, look, Rick, don't wait
up for me tonight, will you?

You're starting to get those
dark circles under your eyes.

[music playing]

- Have a good time, dear.
- Thanks, Mom.

Night, Pop.

- Oh, good night, son.

- Hold it, Dave.

- I've got a date.

- Well, maybe you have
and maybe you haven't.

Will you give me that
quiz right now, Pop?

- Well, it's OK with me, son, if
you think you're ready for it.

Do you want to go into the den?

- Oh, no.

I'd rather stay in here where
I can keep an eye on David.

- Well, be sure you
ask him a question

you know the answer to.

- I'm sure I know the
answer to this one.

It's right here in the book.

- What is it?

How many ways are
there to make coffee?

- This is the definition.

Rick, what is Boyle's law?

- Boyle's law...

Let's see...

That was a law
that was discovered

by a man named Boyle.

- That's very good.

Now, what is Boyle's law?

- Boyle's law.

- You're doing fine.

You know that name perfectly.

I'll see you all
later, everybody.

Good night.
- OK.

Good night, Dave.

- Gee, I knew it
perfect this afternoon.

- Well, I think you're trying
to rush this a little bit, Rick.

You just work on it
a little bit more,

and I'll give you another quiz
tomorrow night, a thorough one.

- How thorough?

- It'll be all right, dear.

I'm having your suit
pressed for Saturday night.

- I think you'll do fine, Rick.

[music playing]

- Rick, dinner's ready.

- Oh, I'll be right there, Mom.

I just have to
make a phone call.

[music playing]

Oh, hi, Mickey.

This is Rick.

Say, who's the best chemistry
student in our class?

[music playing]

Sure was nice of you
to help me out, James.

- Heck, I didn't have
anything else to do.

I finished my homework in class.

- Oh, so that's what
you guys are doing up

in those front seats?
- What's the problem?

- Well, like I told
you, chemistry.

- What do you want
to know about it?

- Well, everything.

I'll get my chemistry book.

- Hey, is that your new guitar?
- Yeah.

It's a beauty, isn't it?
- It sure is.

Do you mind if I try it?

- No, go ahead.

I'll play along with you.

What do you want to play?

- How about "Trombone"?

- OK.

[guitars playing]

- How about "Tequila"?

- OK.

[guitars playing]

[SINGING] No matter what
the world may say about me.

[guitars playing]

I know your love will
always see me through.

Although you don't want me
now, I'll get along somehow.

And then I won't want you.

[guitars playing]

Well, what do we play next

- Hey, I got to get home.

It's quarter to 12:00.

- Well, what about
the chemistry?

- Gee, it's awful late.

How about Saturday night,
unless you've got a date?

- As of now, I
wouldn't bet on it.

- It's been fun, Rick.

- OK.

I'll walk you to the door.

[music playing]

Would you please pass the NaCl?

- What's that?

- Salt. Would you
put that book away?

You've been studying
all afternoon.

- Well, Pop's going to give me
the test right after dinner.

I won't take any chances.

That's the deal, isn't it, Pop?

If I pass this test tonight,
I can go out tomorrow night?

- Yeah, that's the deal.

I suppose I shouldn't
be telling you this.

But I happened to bump into Mr.
Barnesworth at the drugstore

the other night,
and he told me he

knew you could do better
work if you studied more.

- Who's Mr. Barnesworth?

- Who's Mr. Barnesworth?

Well, he's your
chemistry teacher.

Didn't you even learn his name?

- Well, my chemistry
teacher's name is Mrs. Kraus.

- It's not Mr. Barnesworth?

- Not unless she's
changed her name.

- Well, he knew my name.

He said my son was in his class.

- Well, there's one small
item you've overlooked, Pop.

You have another boy.

[music playing]

- Hi, Pop.

- David, do you know
Mr. Barnesworth?

- The name is vaguely familiar.

I think he's my
chemistry teacher.

- It was you he
was talking about.

You're the one who
is doing's badly.

- Stop pouring
NaCl on his wound.

- Fine thing, David.

You knew all long you were
the guy that needed to study.

And instead, you let
me beat my brains out

while you were going
out with my girl.

- Relax, will ya?

In the first place, I haven't
gone out with your girl.

The only time I ever talked
to her was at the library

the other night when I
gave you your message.

- Why did you let me think
you were going out with her?

- Well, I just
wanted you to study

a little harder, that's all.

I thought it was
about time one of us

got good grades in chemistry.

You know, it's always
been the bete noire

of the Nelson family.

- You're not doing well
in chemistry, David.

Don't you think you should
have stayed home and studied?

- Well, I have
been studying, Mom.

That's where I've
been every night.

See, there's this real
good friend of mine

who's been coaching me.

- A likely story.

- OK.

Then why doesn't Pop
give us both a quiz?

- It's OK with me.

Now that I know I have nothing
to worry about with Gloria,

I can answer any question.

Well, night, Mom.
See you later, Pop.

- Good night, dear.
- OK, son.

You did very well.

I don't think you're going to
have any trouble with that test

at all on Monday.
- Oh, thanks a lot.

I don't either.

Oh, boy.

Fresh air.

Freedom.

- I hope he has a good time.

- Yeah, he sure deserves it.

Aren't you going out, Dave?
- Oh, no.

I decided to stay
home and study.

- What's the matter, David?
Don't you feel well?

- No, I feel fine, Mom.

It's just that there are a few
things I could brush up on.

- Well, you aren't too bad.

Your molecular structure
was a little weak.

- You think he needs vitamins?

- No, just a little coaching.

- That's what I figured.

I hope you don't mind,
I asked a friend of mine

to come over here
and help me tonight.

[doorbell ringing]
I'll get it.

Oh, hi, Connie.
Come on in.

- Hi, Dave.

- Connie, this is my
mother and my father.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hello.

- Connie's the friend I
was telling you about,

the one who's been helping
me with my chemistry.

- Oh.

[chuckling] No kidding.

- I know it's kind of hard to
believe anyone so beautiful

could know so much
about chemistry.

- Dave.

- Well, tell me,
how's Dave doing?

- Well, he may not make
an A, but at least he'll

do better than this fellow my
father used to know at college.

- Oh.
Really?

Who was that?

- Well, I don't know his name,
but he spent the whole semester

working on this contraption
to make cheap coffee

for the fellas on the campus.

- That's funny--

- Oh.

[chuckling] Yeah,
that's OK, guys.

Would anybody care for some tea?

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