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- What is this, a court martial?

- Well, no.

We're just having a friendly,
unofficial discussion.

- Well, what have I
done that's so terrible?

- It's not what
you've done, Wally.

It's what you're going to do.
- What am I going to do?

- You're going to
flunk chemistry.

- Well, if you
want me to, I will.

- We don't want you to.

That's the whole point.

- If you bring our average
down, the whole fraternity's

going to suffer.

We won't be able
to go to the dances

or take part in any
of the activities.

- What's happened
to this fraternity?

It used to be that a guy
could be elected president

on his address book alone.

Now you've got to
get grades, too.

- Well, we all go
out with girls and we

manage to get passing grades.

- If you want my
resignation, you can have it.

- You can't resign.

We've already spent your dues.

- All we're asking
you to do is spend

a little more time studying.

- And I'll be glad to help you.

- And I'll be glad to
help you, too, Fred.

- What do you mean?

- Well, to put it
bluntly, you've

been letting the
fraternity down yourself.

- Fred?
Well, he's a straight-A student.

- Yeah, but he's
been letting us down

on the social end of things.

How come you never bring a
girl to any of the dances?

- What?

- See what I mean?

I may be letting us
down scholastically,

but Fred's been letting
us down socially.

- Come to think
it, Fred, you never

do bring a girl to the dances.

- I'll bet he hasn't
even got a girl.

- Who hasn't got a girl?

- Then why don't you
bring her to the dances?

- Well, she lives too far away.

- If you had the best interest
of this fraternity at heart,

distance wouldn't mean anything.

In my opinion,
brother Fred's the one

who should be drummed
out of the fraternity.

Have we spent his dues, too?

- Yes.

- That's the trouble
with this fraternity.

We're living beyond our means.

- Hey, Fred.

Who is this girl?

- Well, he's got a picture
of her in his wallet.

- Let's see it.
- No.

I'd rather not show
it to you guys.

- Here it is.
- Hey, where'd you get that?

- Picking pockets is part of
a well-rounded education, too.

Hey, how about that?

All my wallet ever
has in it his money.

- Yeah.

Not much of that either.

- Hey!

No wonder he doesn't
bring her around.

She was my girl,
I wouldn't either.

- Well, she'd be safe with us.

Aren't you guys forgetting
the unwritten code

of the fraternity?

No brother shall attempt to
steal another guy's girl away

from him?

- Why don't you invite
her to the dance?

- I told you.
She lives out of town.

Besides, it'd be much too
expensive to bring her all

the way here just for a dance.

- Well, if it's a
matter of expense,

she could stay at
somebody's house.

- Yeah.

Why don't you phone
your mother and ask her?

- OK.
That's a good idea.

- Well.

Now that that's settled, who are
you guys taking to the dance?

- Who are you taking?

- Well, I think I'll
ask Ginger Phillip.

I've talked to her
a couple of times,

and I think I've
got her to the point

to where she'll go out with me.

- I thought she was
going with somebody else.

- Oh, he can't be very much.

- Well, that's not
the way I heard it.

- Do you know who it is?

- Yeah.

It's me.

- Well, how's spring
practice coming?

- Great.

Now, what's this about Ginger?

- You don't have
anything to worry about.

She wouldn't go out with
a little shrimp like me.

Besides, now that I know she's
your girl, all 250 pounds

of you, well, I'd
be the last one

to violate our
fraternity code of honor.

- It's all right.

I don't take her
out any more anyway.

- Really?

Well.

No, you might change your mind.

Well, let's don't
do anything hasty.

- Well, I called my mother.

I'm sorry, but we won't
have room for Fred's girl.

- That's OK.

Maybe we can make it some
other time, you guys.

- Let's keep trying.

We'll find a place
for her to stay.

- I don't want to put you
guys through a lot of trouble.

- No.
It's no trouble.

- That's right.

We're all brothers and we don't
want any trouble around here.

Pardon me.

[music playing]

- It wouldn't be
any trouble at all.

It'd be fun having a girl
around the house for a change.

- That's awful nice
of you, Mrs. Nelson.

- Well, then it's all settled.

Why don't you make
the phone call?

- OK.

Just as soon as I get back
to the fraternity house.

- Well, why put off
to later what you can

charge to someone else's phone?

What's the number?

- Maybe he'd rather
call in private.

- Well, there's an
extension in the den.

- OK.
Thank you.

- Would you guys like
some chocolate cake?

- Yeah.
Thanks.

- I'll go help
him make the call.

Did you say chocolate
cake, Mrs. Nelson?

- Yes, I did.

- That's right.

Yes, I'll hold on.

Hi, Susan.

This is Fred.

I'm fine.

Look, how would you like to
come down here for the weekend

and go to a dance with me?

Couldn't you break it?

It's really important to me.

I've got to take
you to this dance

or I may be kicked right
out of the fraternity.

Well, it's kind of a
complicated situation.

I'll explain it to
you when you get here.

How about it?

Oh, gee.

That's great, Susie.

And I'll see you Saturday.

Goodbye.

- Well, thanks, Mrs. Nelson.

This sure is good cake.

- Thank you, Wally.
Dave?

- No thanks, Mom.
- Well, it's all set.

Susan will be down
here Saturday.

- That's fine, Fred.

We'll be so glad to
have her stay with us.

Will you have a piece of cake?
- No, thank you.

- Just as well.

Wally's eaten most of it.
- There's still a piece left.

- No, really.
Thanks again, Mrs. Nelson.

- You're welcome.
- Bye, Mom.

- Bye, dear.

- Mrs. Nelson, do you
have any wax paper?

- Yes, Wally.
What for?

- Well, as long as Fred doesn't
want that last piece of cake,

I might as well take it home.
- Sure.

- No, no.
I'm only kidding.

- You are not.

- Well, if you insist.

[ripping]

[music playing]

- Well, I know it's a little
late to ask you, Marcia,

but I was just kind of hoping.

Well, OK.

Maybe some other time then.

Bye.

Doggone it.

- What's the matter?

- Well, I was so worried
about Fred getting a date,

I forgot to get one for myself,
and all the girls I know

are dated up.
- Aw, gee.

That's too bad.

- And the dance is
tonight too, isn't it?

- Yeah.

Funny part is this
whole thing started

because we didn't
want one of the guys

to show up at the
dance without a date.

Now he's all set and it looks
like I'm going to be the guy.

- Oh, gee.

I'm afraid I can't be of
much help to you, Dave.

I've been out of circulation
for quite a few years now.

- So have the
Indian head pennies,

but every once in a while,
one of them turns up.

So watch yourself, boy.

- Thanks for the compliment.
- That's OK.

Don't let it go to your head.

I've got the room
fixed up for Susan.

- Thanks, Mom.

- Fred showed me
a picture of her.

My, she's an attractive girl.
- No kidding?

Maybe I'll take her out.

- Take it easy, Rick.

We have an understanding
in the fraternity

about that sort of thing.

- Yeah, but I'm not a member.

- No, but we have several
big strong football

players who are.

[doorbell rings]

- Fred, come on in.

- Thank you.

Mrs. Nelson, this is Susan.
- How do you do?

We're so glad you're
going to stay with us.

- Thank you.
- Hi, Fred.

- Mr. Nelson, this is Susan.

- Hello.

- And this is Dave Nelson.

- Well, hi, Dave.

Fred's told me a lot about you.
- Well, thank you.

- Come on upstairs and we'll
try and get you settled.

- Thank you.

- Susan, this is
my brother Ricky.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hello, Rick.

- Hi, Fred.

- She's a real cute girl, Dave.

- Yeah, she sure is.

- Yeah, she sure is.

Hey, Dave?

- Yeah?

- How big are these
football players?

- Pretty big.

Oh, hi.

Did you get settled OK?
- Oh, yes.

Fine, thanks.

Your mother and
father are very nice.

- Well, thank you.

- They certainly made me
feel right at home here.

- Well, that's good.

- This is a very
comfortable room.

I bet you spend a
lot of time here.

- Well, yeah.

We have the TV set and
the record player here.

- Gee, you've got
a lot of records.

- Most of those
are my brother's.

- Bartok's violin concerto?

- That's not one of 'em.

He's kind of a
rock and roll fan.

- Don't you like rock and roll?

- Yeah, I like all
kinds of music.

- Is this any good?

- That's a little on
the romantic side.

- Oh.

Why don't we put it on?

- Well, I wonder where Fred is.

- I think he's talking
to your father.

- Fred?

- How does this work?

- You just push this thing here.

[click]

[music playing]

- Gee, that's nice.

- Yeah, it is.

- Are you going to
the dance tonight?

- Well, I don't know.

I don't have a date yet.

- That's too bad.

Why don't you come
along with Fred and me?

- I wonder where Fred is.

- That is nice music.

- Well, used to sound
a little better.

The record's kind of worn now.

Well, if you excuse
me for a minute,

I think I'll make a
few more phone calls.

- Oh, don't go.

- Well, I imagine
you and Fred have

a lot of things to talk about.

- Yes, but he's not here.

- I know.

I wonder where he is.

- Tell me something
about this dance tonight.

- Well, it's just kind of--

- Why don't you sit down?

- Oh, thank you.

See, what was I talking about?

Oh, yeah.

I wonder where Fred is.

- No, you were going to tell
me about the dance tonight.

- Well, it's just an ordinary
dance, an orchestra and stuff.

You know what college
dances are like.

- What are you
studying in college?

- About the same stuff as Fred.

We're fraternity
brothers, you know.

- Yes, I know.

- All the guys in the fraternity
think Fred's a great guy.

- He certainly is.

What are you majoring in?

- Well, I really haven't
made up my mind yet.

Fred's made up his mind, though.

He's a science major.

Gets about the best
marks of any of us.

- Yes, I know.

He's a very good student.

But I know all about Fred.

Tell me about you.

- Well, there really
isn't much to tell.

I go to school, and I'm in
the same fraternity as Fred.

Actually, Fred can tell you
more about me than I can.

- I sure can.

- Hi, Fred.
Sit down.

- No thanks, Dave.

I have to go pick up my suit.

- Just a second.

- That's all right, Dave.

I know sis is in good hands.

- Sis?

- I mean Susan.

- Now, wait a second.

Didn't you just say "sis"?

- Yes.

But I didn't mean to.

- This makes things
a little different.

- Look, Dave.
You won't say anything, will ya?

I mean, after what
those guys said, well,

I just had to bring
a date to this dance.

- Well, don't worry, Fred.
Your secret's safe with me.

- Fred, how come you
haven't got a date?

Haven't you met any
girls down here?

- Well, sure he has.

He just spends too
much time studying.

- Well, I know, but you have
to have a little fun, too.

I'm sure David could
introduce you to somebody.

- Are you kidding?

I don't even have a date myself.

- That's right.

You don't.

- Well, I'll pick
you up later, sis--

Susan.

Bye, Dave.

- So long, Fred.

- Bye.

You know, I'm
worried about Fred.

- Don't worry about him.

He can take care of himself.

You know, this music is starting
to sound a lot better now.

[music playing]

[tapping on door]

- Hi, Dave.

- Hi, Wally.

I didn't hear you come in.

This is Susan, Fred's, uh, date.

- Well, where's Fred?

- He just left.

- Oh.

Well, nice to have met you.

I'll see Fred over at the house.
- OK.

So long.
- Bye.

He's a nice little fellow.
- Yeah.

He's one of the brothers.

[music playing]

- That Susan certainly
is a lovely girl.

- Yeah, she sure is.

- Kind of nice having a girl
around the house for a change.

- Yeah.

Girls aren't too
much different boys.

- Oh no?

Nobody in this house ever asked
me to zip up a formal before.

- You look nice, Dave.
- Thanks, Mom.

- Yeah.

Did you get a date yet?

- No.

And I'm glad I didn't now
that I know about Susan.

- Well, you can't take
Susan to the dance.

She's supposed to be
Fred's date, isn't she?

- Well, yeah, but we've
got that all worked out.

See, Fred's going to let me
cut in on him quite a bit.

And then later on
the evening, he's

going to pretend he's sick
so I can take Susan home.

- Well, seems to me it'd
be a lot simpler just

to tell everybody
she's Fred's sister

and not have to go through
all that rigmarole.

- Well, we can't do that, Mom.

Then everybody'd know
Fred didn't have a date,

and that was the purpose
of this whole thing.

- Well, I still think you're
making it too complicated.

- That's all right.

I like to live dangerously.

Here comes Fred.

[honk]

- Hi.

- Hi.

- I hope I haven't
kept you waiting.

- No, you're right on time.

Fred just drove up.

- Your dress is
beautiful, Susan.

- Thank you.
- Have a good time.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Have a good time.

I have an idea.

- What?

- Let's watch the
fights on television.

[music playing]

- Hold on to your tickets.

We've got a door prize.

- What is it?
- I'm not allowed to tell you.

It's a surprise.
- Hi, Wally.

- Hi, Jim.
- Hi, Wally.

- Hi, Dave.

- You met Susan this afternoon.
- Yes.

- Hi.
- This is Ginger Phillip.

This is Susan, Fred, and Dave.
- Hi.

- Hello.

- Dave, where's your date?

- Well, I don't have one.

- Apparently you
weren't listening

to our little discussion
at the fraternity.

- Well, sure I was.

Fred was the one we were worried
about, and he's got a date.

- We were all supposed
to have dates.

- Don't worry
about me, will you?

- Gee, Ricky and the
boys really sound great.

- Yeah.

Care to dance, Ginger?

- I'd love to.

- Fred, are you and
Susan going to dance?

- Oh, sure.

- Oh, yes.

- [SINGING] Well,
I believe what you

say when you say
we're going stredy

because nobody else but me.

I believe what you
say when you say you

don't kiss nobody else but me.

I believe, do
believe, I believe,

yeah, I believe pretty baby.

Believe you're goin' steady
with nobody else but me.

[shrieking]

Well, there's-a one thing,
baby, that I want you to know.

When you're rocking with
me, you don't rock too slow.

I'll move on in, get toe to toe.

We're gonna rock till
we can't rock no more.

I believe, do
believe, I believe--

yeah, believe, pretty baby.

Believe you're going
steady nobody else but me.

[shrieking]

[music playing]

Well, I believe
what you say when

you say you don't answer
to nobody else but me.

I believe me what you
say when you say you

don't kiss nobody else but me.

I believe, do
believe, I believe--

yeah, I believe, pretty
baby, believe you're goin'

steady with nobody else but me.

Oh, go and kiss me, baby.

Then roll your eyes.

I get a funny feeling
that I'm hypnotized.

Chills run all up
and down my spine.

Tell everybody that
you're mine, all mine.

I believe, do believe, yeah,
I believe-- oh, believe,

pretty baby, believe
you're going steady

with nobody else but me.

Oh yeah.

Well, I believe, do
believe, yeah, I believe--

believe, pretty
baby, believe you're

going steady with
nobody else with me.

[applause]

Thanks very much.

We'll have some more
singing a little later on.

But now another dance.

[music playing]

- Hi, Dave.
- Hi, Wally.

- Having fun?

- Yeah.

Thanks.

Would you excuse
me for a minute?

I want to dance with Susan.

Can I cut in, please?

- Sure, Dave.

- Hi, Dave.

- Hi.

- Say, Fred, that's the fourth
time Dave's cut in on you.

- That's OK.

- Well, you brought Susan
to the dance, didn't you?

- It's all a fraternity.
- No, no.

You brought her.

She's your date, and
you're entitled to dance--

- No, no, Wally.
- Nothing doin'.

Follow me.

Pardon me, Dave.
We're cutting in on you.

Fred?
Fred?

- Cutting in on what?
The dance is over.

- Fred?

[drum roll]

- Can I have your
attention, please, folks?

Now we have a special
treat for you.

We've got a surprise guest,
and she's going to sing for us.

Judy Bush.

[applause]

- Thank you.

[music playing]

[SINGING] I never knew I could
love anybody, honey, like I'm

loving you.

I never realized what a pair
of eyes and a baby's smile

could do.

I can't sleep.

I can't eat.

I never knew a single
soul could be so sweet.

I never knew I could
love anybody, honey,

like I'm loving you.

I can't sleep.

I can't eat.

I never knew a single
soul could be so sweet.

I never knew I could love
anybody unlike I'm loving you.

Unlike I'm loving you.

[applause]

[music playing]

- Well, here they are.
Go on, Fred.

Cut in.
- Oh, no.

It's OK, Wally.

Well, then I will.

Pardon me, Dave.

I'm cuttin' in.

- Where's your girl?

- Sorry.

I'm cutting in.

- But that's silly.

You can't dance with Susan.

- I want to dance with you.

Susan...

- Don't "honey" me.

Either dance with
me or take me home.

- Sure.

[applause]

Fred, aren't you going
to cut in on Dave?

- Well, I don't feel too well.

- Well, you look
all right to me.

- Yeah, but I still
don't feel too good.

In fact, I was
thinking of asking Dave

to take over my date for me.

- Look, you brought
her to the dance,

and you should be
dancing with her.

[drum roll]

- May I have your
attention, please, folks?

We're going to have the
drawing for the door prize.

And if you'll all
look at your tickets,

we'll find out who
the lucky person is.

[chatter]

Now Judy's going to
draw the lucky ticket,

and the winner will have
the next dance with Judy.

[whistling and applause]

- And the number is 198723.

- I got it!

[applause]

- Yes, sir.
Here's the winner.

Good luck, Fred.

- Hey, hey.

[applause]

[music playing]

- How do you like that?

David's dancing
with Susan again.

- What are you, a house
detective or something?

- Let's go.

At punch bowl.

At the punch bowl.

At the punch bowl.

At the punch bowl.

[applause]

Come on, honey.

- I know.

At the punch bowl.

- Dave hasn't let Fred
dance with her all evening.

- Yeah.
I've noticed that, too.

- Yeah, me, too.

- I can't understand it.

Dave knows the fraternity
rules about things like this.

- I guess we're going to
have to break this up.

- This isn't like Dave at all.

- Well, I guess we'll just
have to give him the treatment.

- Where's Dave now?

- Hey, Fred.

How do you feel?
- Fine.

- Well, you're supposed
to be sick by now.

- Well, yeah.

I tried to tell Wally
I didn't feel well,

but he didn't believe me.

- Well, you got to look sick.

Remember our agreement?

- Gee, Dave.

I don't know whether
I can go through

with it now since I met Judy.

- But you promised, Fred.

- Yeah, you have to look sick
so I can take Susan home.

- Hey, I got an idea.

Why don't you get sick and
let Susan take you home?

- Who's going to believe that?

- I will.

There she is.

Excuse me.

Old number 198723 is
going into action.

- Well, at least now
we can dance together.

- Pardon me, brother.

May I cut in?

[music playing]

- Here comes one of your
fraternity brothers again.

- May I cut in
again, please, Dave?

- Hey, what is this?

Everybody keeps
cuttin' in on me.

- Bob wants to talk to you
over at the punch bowl.

- I'll be right back, Susan.

- All right.

- You want to see me, Bob?
- Yeah, Dave.

We're having a little
impromptu meeting.

- A meeting now?

- Yeah, down in the locker room.

- Well, I want to
dance some more.

- Come on.
This is urgent.

- This is ridiculous.

- Well, that's what you think.

- Hey, what kind
of a gag is this?

Give me back my pants.

- You'll get them
back after the dance.

- Hey, come on back
here, you guys!

- OK, boys.

Hoist away.

[cheering]

Boy, he'll never think of
looking for 'em up there.

- Gee, I don't know, you guys.

There's nothing in
the code of honor

that says should fly a
guy's pants at half mast.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- [laughing]

[music playing]

- Hi.

Why aren't you two dancing?

- Susan's a little tired.

- Have you seen David?

- Well, we've been
looking all over for him.

He's disappeared.

- Confidentially, we've
taken care of him.

- What are you talking about?

- For violating the
fraternity code of honor.

What else?

After all, you brought
Susan to the dance

and David's been trying to take
her away from you all evening.

- Yeah, but you don't
have to worry now, Fred.

You've got a clear field.
- Yeah, go ahead, Fred.

- She's all yours.
- No, no.

You guys got this
thing all wrong.

- You certainly have.

- Actually, Dave's been
doing me a big favor.

- Well, that's not a very
gentlemanly way to talk.

- It's true.

You guys hounding me
so much about bringing

a date to the dance, I finally
had to bring my own sister.

- Did you say "sister," brother?

- You and your suspicious mind.

- So Fred's let the
fraternity down again?

- No, no.

It might've started out that
way, but I got a date now.

Hi, Judy.

- Well, hi, Freddy.

Would you like to leave now?

- Yes, in just a moment.

Now, where's Dave?

- Yes, where is Dave?

[music playing]

- Shall we go out on
the football field,

or you want me to
tackle you here?

I think I know whose idea
this whole thing was.

Come on, Wally.

- [cheering]

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