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[sputtering engine]

- I wish Ricky wouldn't
make so darn much noise

with that car of his.
[horn]

- I don't think it's Ricky.

- Well, it sure
sounds like his horn.

- No, it's his car, but I think
somebody else is driving it.

- Who?
- I don't know.

It looked like Pete.

- Hey, Mom, have you
see my red jacket?

- The last time I saw
it, it was hanging

over the banister in the hall.
- Thanks.

- Rick, was that Pete
driving your car?

- You mean yesterday?

- No, I mean just now.

- No, that was Toby Jackson.

Pete borrowed it yesterday.

- Well, what is it,
a community project?

- Oh, no.

They drive very carefully,
and they put gas in it.

Not always, but lots of times.

- Well, that's not the point.

It's nice to be generous,
but you can't lend your car

to a different guy every day.

- Well, heck, Pop,
they're my friends.

- Well, I know that, and I
don't want you to be selfish.

But there's such a thing
as being a soft touch,

where everybody imposes on you.

You can't just say
yes to everything.

- Yes, sir.

I mean, no, sir.

- I noticed you loaned
your sport coat to some guy

the other night.
- Well, I got it back.

- And what about your
good jacket, the one you

got for Christmas?

That other kid ever
bring that back?

- Sure, you've got it on.

I'll watch it from now on, Pop.

- I wish you would, son.

- Hey, Mom, where'd you
say my red jacket was?

- Hanging over the
banister in the hall.

- Thanks.

- I don't like to
sound unreasonable,

but there's such a thing
as being a soft touch.

Don't you think so?

Harriet?

- Oh, yes, I do.

- Well, see you later.

- Oh, where you going, Rick?

- Downtown.

- Oh, Rick, why don't you
have Pete drop you downtown?

- Well, he was going in
the opposite direction.

Besides, he was late already.

- Oh.

Well, here you are, son.

- What's this?

- The keys to my car.

- Aw, that's OK, Pop.

I can take a bus.

- No, no, no, here,
help yourself.

- Well, thanks.

- Oh, you may need to
put some gas in it.

- Well, gee, I don't
have any money.

- Well, that's all right.

There's a credit card in
the glove compartment.

- Oh, thanks, Pop.

See you later, Mom.

So long, Pop.

- So long, son.

- Now, what was this
about being a soft touch?

I was just-- just for that, I
won't help you with the dishes.

- Oh, don't change, dear.

I like you just the way you are.

Besides, I was just
going to ask you for $20.

- Oh, you were, were you?

Well, I'll show you
what a soft touch I am.

Here.

Here's $15, and that's
all you're going to get.

- Thank you, dear.

All I really wanted was $10.

- I bet he won't.

- I bet he will.

- I bet he won't.

- Well, hi, fellas.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- What can I do for you?

- Well, I hate to
bother you, but my kite

got stuck up on the roof.

- Aw, gee, that's a shame.

- Is it OK if I
climb up and get it?

- Oh, it's pretty steep
and slippery up there.

I think I'd better
get it down for you.

Where is it?

Oh.

Oh, yeah, well, I'll get a
ladder out of the garage.

I'll be right back, fellas.

- Thanks, Mr. Nelson.

- Thanks, Mr. Nelson.

- See, I told you he'd do it.

- I was only kidding.

I thought he would, too.

- Boy, it sure is a
long way up there.

- It sure is, boy.

- What are you doing?

- Oh, the boys got their
kite stuck up on the roof.

I'm going to get
it down for them.

- Oh, well, be careful.

- I will.

- Is something wrong?

- I just want to make
sure it doesn't slip.

- I'll hold it for you.

- Oh, thanks a lot, Tony.

[music playing]

- Hey, don't break the
string, Mr. Nelson!

- I won't.

- Be careful, Mr. Nelson!

- Yeah, be careful!

- I'm OK.

- Yeah, but you nearly
broke the string.

- Ozzie, are you all right?

- Oh, I'm OK.

- Be careful with
the kite, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, it's OK.

I can get it now.

- While you're up
there, will you

see if you can find my ball?

[music playing]

- I got it, boys.

[music playing]

- I'm going downtown.

- You were going
downtown an hour ago.

- Well, I had to
change my clothes.

I got kind of messed up crawling
around on the roof there.

- Did you get the
glue off your hands?

- Yeah, I finally
got my fingers apart.

- Don't you think it was enough
for you to climb up on the roof

and get the kite for them
without stopping to fix it,

too?

- Well, Harriet, they couldn't
fly a kite full of holes.

- And how about buying
them a new kite string?

- Well, I was one who
busted the string.

The least I could
do was replace it.

You must have been peeking.
- OK.

- What do you mean "OK"?

- Nothing, just OK.

- Well, you couldn't expect me
to let those little guys crawl

around up on our roof.
[doorbell]

Wait, I'll get that.

Oh, hi fellas.

- Thanks a lot for the
cake and milk, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, that's OK.
- Thanks a lot.

- Thanks again for
everything else.

- It's a pleasure, fellas.

Any time at all.

Well, it was just a little piece
of cake and a glass of milk.

You know how kids are.

- I didn't say a thing.
Here, I'll take that.

[knocking]

- Come in.

- I hate to keep
bothering you, Mr. Nelson,

but as long as
you're still home,

maybe you could
help us out again.

- Oh, no, fellas.

I'm sorry, I'm all through
climbing up on the roof.

- Oh, it's not that.

We got a pole that needs fixing.

- Well, gee, fellas, I
was on my way downtown.

What kind of a pole is it?

- It's a tent pole.

We thought you could fix it
with that same glue you stuck

your fingers together with.

- Where is it?

- Oh, it's out in
the backyard there.

- Yeah, you can
see it from here.

- Oh, yeah.

What are you going
to use it for?

- Our clubhouse.

- We're going to build
one out of the tent,

as soon as we get another
tent pole and some canvas.

- That will make a
very sturdy clubhouse.

- I'll be better than
the one we have now.

- You sure?
- Sure.

We don't have one now.

- That's why it'll be better.

- Dave and Rick had a
clubhouse out here years ago,

and they built it
out of wood they

found lying around the yard.

- Where'd they built it?

- Right over here by the garage.

In fact, they used
the side of the garage

as the back of their clubhouse.

It was real sturdy.

It lasted for years and years.

- Hey, why don't we do that?

- Oh, wait a minute.

You'd better get your
father's permission first

- Oh, I'm sure it'll
be OK with him.

- Yeah, but where are we
going to get the wood?

- Well, look, you're
welcome to any

of the wood you find
lying around here.

And there's some more out
in back of our garage.

- Gee, thanks, Mr. Nelson.

- OK, boys.

Harriet--

- Haven't you left yet?

- The boys are out in our
garage getting some lumber.

- Oh, for their clubhouse?
- Yeah.

- Well, don't you think you'd
better move the lawn furniture?

- Well, what for?

They're not going to
build it in our backyard.

- Who says they aren't?

They're measuring the side
of the garage right now.

- Wait a minute!

I didn't mean for them
to put it up there!

- Well, where you going?

- Well, I'm going
out and tell them.

- Oh, I think you'd
better let me handle this.

- Well, Harriet...

- What's the matter, Pop?

- Well, the kids
think they're going

to build their clubhouse
out in our backyard.

- What gave 'em
an idea like that?

- Well, I guess it
was my fault. See,

I was telling them
about the clubhouse you

and Rick used to have out
there when you were kids,

so I guess they figured
they could build theirs out

there too.

- Yeah, that might be
kind of a nuisance, huh?

- Well, yeah.

Your mother's out there
now putting a stop to it.

She figured I'd be too
softhearted to tell them,

and I'd wind up
helping 'em build it.

- What made you think she won't?

- No, your mother's pretty
firm about things like that.

- Take a look.

[music playing]

- Oh, and be sure and
brace it well here.

Otherwise, a strong wind is
liable to come along and blow

the whole thing down.

- This is a swell
plan you made, Rick.

- Thanks a lot, but my Mom
made a few suggestions, too.

- Well, most of it
was Mr. Nelson's idea.

- Well, it's all
basic construction.

Well, I guess that
does it, boys.

You need any more help,
just give me a yell.

- Thanks a lot, Mr. Nelson.
- You bet.

- Come on, fellas.

- Apple cores in the wastebasket
by the kitchen door, boys.

Tony, where's your apple core?

- I ate it.

- You ate it?

- Yeah, I didn't know
you had a basket.

[music playing]

[boing]

- Well, you boys certainly
did a beautiful job on this.

- Thank you, Mrs. Nelson.

- Yeah, they've got
quite a clubhouse there.

- Yeah, it sure
is nice in there.

- What do we do now?

- We go in the clubhouse
and have a meeting.

- Aren't you going to have
a dedication ceremony first?

You know, a couple of speeches?

- Who's going to make them?

- Not me.

I don't know enough words.

- What about Terry?

He's the president of the club.

- OK, lady and
gentleman and Ricky--

- Now can we go in?

- No, he hasn't
made the speech yet.

- We're very happy to be here.

I hope we always have fun here.

I thank you.

[music playing]

- Yes.

Well, that's the last we'll
see of them for a while.

- I'm sorry.

We're having a secret meeting.

- Look, let's go over
this once again now.

If x is raised to the nth
power, and y equals 4--

[ringing phone]

- Hello.

Yeah?

Well, what does he look like?

OK, I'll tell him.

Oh, that's all right.

Bye.

Harriet.

- What do you want?

- Mrs. Monahan wants us
to send her boy home.

- Oh.
Which one is he?

- Well, she says
he's a redheaded boy

with a plaid shirt on.

- What's his name?

- Well, it was a
Mrs. Monahan called,

so I guess his name is Monahan.

- I'll see if I can dig him out.

- OK, thanks.

- Let's see, where were we?

- X is raised to the--

- Oh, oh, yeah.

- --and y equals 4.

- Mrs. Nelson?

- Oh, hello, Tony.

Oh, it's straight up the
stairs, dear, and the first door

to the left.

- Thank you.

- Who goes there?

- Mrs. Nelson.

Mrs. Monahan wants her boy
to come home right away.

- Thanks, Mrs. Nelson.

See you tomorrow, you guys.

- Oh, Harriet--
- It's OK, dear.

I sent the Monahan boy home.

- Well, Tommy's
mother just phoned.

She wants to know if
he's got his sweater on.

[ringing phone]
- Oh.

Well, will you tell him?
I'll get the phone.

- Who goes there?

- Mr. Nelson.

Tommy's mother wants to know
if he's got his sweater on.

- Just a second.

He's got it on now.

- I got a message for Wally.

He's supposed to stop on his
way home and get a haircut.

And if he hasn't got
the money, you're

supposed to lend it to him.

[ringing phone]
- Oh, never mind.

I'll tell him.

You got the telephone.

- Hello?

OK, I'll tell him.

That's all right.

- It's OK.

He had money with him.

Who was that call for?

- Mickey Rockford.

- It's getting to be a
regular merry-go-round.

- Well, you're not kidding.

We can't spend the
whole day delivering

messages for these kids.

- Can you help me with
my homework now, Pop?

- Yeah, I'll be right with you.

I have to tell Mickey
Rockford to stop at the store

and bring home a dozen eggs.
[ringing phone]

- Will you get that, Harriet?

- Hello.

Oh, he went home
about 10 minutes ago.

Yes, you're welcome.

- They're keeping you
pretty busy, huh, Mom?

- Oh, you're not kidding.

Your father and I
have done nothing

but run in and out of this house
with messages all day long.

- Hey, I have an idea.

Remember what Dave
and I used to do when

we had our clubhouse out there?
- No, what'd you do?

- Just leave it to me.
I'll solve your problem.

[ringing phone]

- Hello.

Yes, it is.

[ringing phone]

- Would you get that
Harriet, please?

- I've got it.

Hello.

OK, I've got it.

[music playing]

[bell clanging]

- Bye.

- So long, fellas.

[bugle]

- What's the matter?

- Oh, I was having a nightmare.

I could have sworn
I heard a bugle.

[faltering bugle]

- I'm having the same nightmare.

- Sounds like it's
coming from the backyard.

Hey, fellas.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Gee, I'm glad you're up.

We were afraid we
might disturb you.

- Yeah, it's early
in the morning.

Keep it down, will you, boys?

- Hey, who's blowing
that darn bugle?

I wanted to sleep this morning.

- Oh, it's the kids
out in the yard.

[ringing phone]

- Hello?

Well, that's-- Oh, we're up.

OK, I'll tell him.

It's all right.

[bugle]

- Oh, this has gone far enough.

I'm not going to be blasted
out of bed by a bugle

every morning.

- Yeah, well, I'll tell them
they got to cut that out.

- Well, even if they do,
what about the phone calls?

- Yeah, well, I'll have a
talk with the boys about it.

- When?

[bugle]

- Right now.

[music playing]

[knocking]

- Who goes there?

- Mr. Nelson.

Will you boys come
out here, please?

I want to talk to you.

- That was funny.

We just came to get you.

Line up, boys.

"It has been decided
by humaminous vote

that Mr. Nelson is such a fine
man, such a wonderful citizen

and father, and friend
to children of all sizes,

we hereby elect him the Grand
High Tiger of the Tiger Club."

The badge, please.

[drum]

- Gee, fellas, I don't
know what to say.

This is an unexpected honor.

I didn't know you were going to
make me your Grand High Tiger.

I just came out here to--

Oh, Bill, your
mother just phoned.

She said to be sure and put your
old shoes on before you played.

It's a great honor, boys, and
I want to thank you very much.

Oh, and when you blow the
bugle early in the morning,

try to keep it kind of
soft, will you, son?

- OK, Mr. Nelson.

- [WHISPERING] Three
cheers for Mr. Nelson.

Hip, hip, hooray!

- Oh, uh, boys, that just
applies to the bugle.

When you're cheering, you can
cheer as loud as you want.

- Hip, hip, hooray!

- Boys.

- Hip, hip, hooray!

- Thank you, boys.

- Hip, hip, hooray!

- Thank you, boys.

Thank you.

Gee, they sure are a
nice bunch of kids.

- How'd you make out?

- Oh, with the bugle.

Well, they said they
wouldn't blow it so loud,

and they wouldn't blow it
quite so early in the morning.

- Well, that's fine.

What about the clubhouse?

When are they going to move it?

- Oh, well, gee,
Harriet, I just couldn't

ask them to do that,
not move our clubhouse.

- What do you mean,
"our clubhouse"?

- Oh, well, they made
me Grand High Tiger.

Wasn't that nice of them?

[music playing]

- Where are you going?

- To settle this thing,
once and for all.

- Harriet!

- Where's Mom?

- Oh, she went out
to talk to the kids

about moving their clubhouse.

- Well, I guess that ends it.

I'll say this for Mom.

When she wants to, she can
really make things move.

- You're not kidding.

- You fellas ready
for breakfast?

- I am.

- Oh, how did you make out?

- What would you
like, bacon and eggs?

- Now, wait a minute.

Harriet--

- What would you like, dear?

- I'd like an answer.

How did you make out?

- Well--

- Oh, I get it.

They made you Grand
High Tiger, too, huh?

- They did not.

- Oh?

- They made me
Grand High Tigress.

- You going to leave the
car out here in front?

- Well, yeah.

I may want to take a
drive a little later on.

- Oh, why don't you admit it?

You're afraid to take
it around in back,

for fear you'll see
some of the kids.

- Oh, Harriet, what
makes you say that?

- Well, because I know I am.

- This is kind of an
embarrassing situation.

- Hi, Mom.
- Hello, dear.

- Hi, Pop.
- Hi, Rick.

- Have you seen the backyard?

- No, what about it?

- Take a look.

- Well, the clubhouse is gone!

- Well, how about that?

How come?

- Well, I just had a
little talk with the boys.

After all, there's such a
thing as being too softhearted,

you know.

- Hey, what was that?

- What was what?

- Well, where's that
noise coming from?

- Well, that must be coming
from upstairs in our room, Pop.

- Your room?

- Yeah, you see, after they
tore down the clubhouse,

they didn't have
any place to meet.

- You mean you're
going to let them

use your room for a clubhouse?

- Well, just until they
get located someplace else.

- Wait a second, Rick.

Look, those kids aren't going
to hold their club meetings up

in your room.

- Just for a couple
of days, Pop.

- Well, that's even
worse than before.

- Well, of course it is.

Now we're going to have them
coming in and out of the house

and running up and
down the stairs.

- Oh, no, Mom, they'll
just come into the house

and go up the stairs.

- You mean they're
going to stay?

- Oh, no.

Come here.

How's that for an idea?

[music playing]

- Did you tell your
father lunch is ready?

- Yeah, he said he'd
come down just as soon

as the meeting's over.

- He's been late for
every meal this week.

- I told him you said you
had a surprise for him.

- I sure have.

- He'll be zooming
down any minute now.

You know he likes to
come down that slide.

- I know.

That's what I'm counting on.

- What do you mean?

- You'll see.

- Well, I'll see
you later, fellas.

- OK, Mr. Nelson.

Bye.

[music playing]

- OK, who's the wise guy?

Harriet!

- Enjoy your swim, dear?

- I nearly froze to death.

That was a dirty trick
you played on me.

I'll get even with
you one of these days.

- Oh, cut it out.

You know you enjoyed it.

- It's kind of quiet in
here for a change, isn't it?

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hiya, Mom, Pop.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Hey, I got some
new records here.

Is it OK if we go in
the den and play 'em?

- Oh, sure.
- They're pretty noisy, though.

- Aw, that's OK.

- OK, come on in,
right in the den there.

- Hi.

- Hi, kids.

[bebop music]

- Who was it said something
about it being quiet in here?

- Don't look at me.

You were the one who said it.

[bebop music]

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