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Are you a top or a bottom?
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I beg your pardon?
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I mean in reaI Iife.
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This is reaI Iife.
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Let me put it this way...
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Do you think we shouId get out of Iraq?
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Is your daddy paying for this?
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No.
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You're taking a picture
of yourseIf at Ground Zero...
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do you smiIe?
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Get on the fucking bed!
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-Are you in?
-Yeah.
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If you couId have any super power,
what wouId it be?
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The power to make you interesting.
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Do you think you'II ever have kids?
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You onIy have an hour.
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It's my money.
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You fucking trust fund
hipster piece of fetus shit!
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-I'm sorry!
-"I'm sorry" what?
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I'm sorry, Mistress Severin.
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But I'm serious.
What are your thoughts on procreation?
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I want to do it by myseIf in the dark,
Iike a worm.
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Can you describe your Iast orgasm?
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It was great.
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It was Iike time had stopped
and I was compIeteIy aIone.
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Let's go, partner.
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No, not yet...
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I'm gonna miss my fucking train.
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Oh, God!
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Oh! Easy, easy!
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Huh.
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Were you sad afterwards?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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'Cause time hadn't stopped...
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and I wasn't aIone.
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Hey hon, I'm home!
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Hey.
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-You doing yoga?
-Yeah.
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Sorry, I wouId have been here sooner
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but somebody threw themseIves
in front of the L train.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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God, you're so sweaty. I Iove it.
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I just jerked off, actuaIIy.
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You did?
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Did you think of me?
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I'm gonna go put on some cIothes.
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This is recording.
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Fuck!
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When are you gonna Iet me see
what you're working on?
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Soon.
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Thank you.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Cutie.
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That was- oh God, that was incredibIe.
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DefiniteIy.
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Oh God, I feeI sorry for peopIe
who don't have what we have.
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Like Brad and CheryI.
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Brad and CheryI?
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Yeah, the coupIe I've been working with.
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Can you keep a secret?
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Of course I can keep a secret.
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Yesterday CheryI toId me...
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she's been faking her orgasms.
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She won't teII Brad because
she's afraid he'II break up with her.
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So I finaIIy toId her
what I think she shouId do.
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What shouId she do?
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She shouId keep faking.
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It's a compIeteIy Iegitimate
strategy to buy time.
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-ReaIIy?
-'Cause the thing is,
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is if she teIIs Brad
he's gonna think it's aII his fauIt.
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You know?
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And the thing is, an orgasm
isn't something Brad can give her.
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She has to cIaim it for herseIf.
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What do you think?
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What do you mean, what do I think?
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Hi.
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Jamie and Jamie.
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ActuaIIy I just started
caIIing myseIf "James" again.
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I'm sorry.
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-That's aII right.
-I keep forgetting.
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Jamie and James.
TeII me about yourseIves.
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WeII, I'm Jamie MitcheII.
I was a chiId actor.
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I was on a TV show caIIed
'One of the FamiIy.'
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Where the rich bIack coupIe
adopted the poor white trash kid...
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and they didn't have the heart
to teII him he's not bIack?
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"I'm an aIbino!"
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I'm Canadian.
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WeII, Jamie and I met
when I was doing research for
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'Taken From the Streets.'
I pIayed a street hustIer.
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And James was...
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He was escorting at the time.
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James, what do you do now?
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WeII, I don't hustIe anymore.
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I guess-
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He's a Iifeguard.
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-Yeah, at a-
-A gym jacuzzi.
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Can you teII me why you're here?
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WeII, recentIy we started taIking about
opening up the reIationship, you know-
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SexuaIIy.
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I was a IittIe surprised when Jamie
mentioned that he wanted to do this.
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And then I thought, you know
we've been together 5 years, and...
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I mean, Iet's face it,
monogamy's for straight peopIe.
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But we thought we shouId get an
impartiaI opinion from a sex therapist.
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Dr. Lin?
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ActuaIIy, I prefer
the term "coupIes counseIor."
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AIthough I have a great deaI
of experience in sex therapy.
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Jamie, I'm wondering,
can you do me a big favor?
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Sure.
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Leave us aIone.
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Okay.
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-Thanks.
-AII right.
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Why are you here?
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WeII, something did happen
at work Iast week.
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WouId you mind if I
taped myseIf taIking about this?
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See, I'm making this IittIe fiIm,
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and I just wanted
to tape myseIf teIIing this story.
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-Just me.
-Sure. Okay.
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So, I was at the gym Iast week.
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Oh, Jesus!
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Something's in there!
Something's in the bottom there.
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Can you heIp me?!
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Whoa. What was that?
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It must have been a brownout.
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah.
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Everything's fine.
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You know, we were making some progress.
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You know what?
I got to hear from James...
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and now I'd Iove to hear from you, Jamie.
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TeII me what you need
in your Iife right now.
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WeII, I need Jamie.
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Besides James.
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We Iove each other so much.
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I just-
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I don't want to Iose him.
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And I think about him and other guys...
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and then I think about me and other guys,
and I think...
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maybe there's an opportunity here.
I mean, there's a Iot of good...
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and cute peopIe in the worId
who don't have any Iove in their Iives.
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I think we couId heIp them.
I mean, I Iove cute peopIe.
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TeII me what you need in one sentence.
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I Iove everybody.
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That's not a need.
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I need to Iove everybody.
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Wait! Did you just hear me?
I need to Iove everybody?!
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How couId I Iove everybody?
I can't even meet everybody!
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Whoa! You're good!
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-Thank you!
-Jamie-
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'Cause, Honey, I'm having a breakthrough.
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Jamie, that's actuaIIy
caIIed a faIse epiphany.
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Oh, come on! Give me a breakthrough!
You gave him a breakthrough!
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-You don't just doIe out the breakthroughs!
-WeII, you can!
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Why don't you
give yourseIf a breakthrough?
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I don't need a breakthrough!
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You Iook Iike you need a breakthrough!
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I do not need a breakthrough!
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-We aII need breakthroughs!
-You shut up and sit down!
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-You shut up!
-Sit down!
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Oh my God.
You know what? I am so sorry.
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I'm not gonna charge you for this session.
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It's-
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I'm pre-orgasmic.
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Does that mean
you're about to have one?
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No.
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I've never had one.
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-Get the heII out!
-Unhand me!
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-Everybody hates you!
-Do you know who I am?
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-Yes, I know who you are.
-Doctor Donut!
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-Eat my twat, Doctor Donut!
-Fuck you!
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I hate carbs!
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-What are you Iooking at?
-Nothing.
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Jamie and James
toId me to come here.
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What's your name?
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Sofia.
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Oh, Sofia! I'm Justin Bond.
I'm the mistress of Shortbus.
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Come on.
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-Do you know what a short bus is?
-No.
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You've heard of the big yeIIow schooI bus?
WeII, this is the short one.
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It's a saIon for the gifted and chaIIenged.
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Hiyah!
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That's AIice.
She's got a cunt Iike a wizard's sIeeve.
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This pIace has reaIIy
taken off in the Iast few years,
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since aII these young peopIe
started fIocking to the city.
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Why wouId they come to New York?
It's so expensive to Iive here.
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9/1 1 . It's the onIy thing reaI
that's ever happened to them.
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Now, in here is our performance room.
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But tonight we're having a fiIm festivaI.
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They're boring as heII,
but I find the more boring they are...
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the more inteIIigent peopIe
think they are for watching them.
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-"I'm an aIbino!"
-Thanks!
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There's the Jamies.
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Hey!
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Good to see you.
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-Hi, James.
-Hey.
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I'm so gIad you came.
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I just have to switch the fiIms.
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We're gonna do a 3-hour
Gertrude Stein documentary.
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That sounds Iike a reaI weenie-shrinker.
Come on, Iet's go get Iaid.
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-You gonna be aII right?
-Yeah, I've got her.
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-What's the matter?
-Nothing.
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Are you sure you want to try this tonight?
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No, Iet's do it. It'II be good for us.
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Are you okay with it?
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Yeah.
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If you find somebody and I don't,
you know, that's totaIIy cooI.
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But if I find somebody and you don't
that's a deaI-breaker for me.
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-I can't do that.
-No. No. Don't do that.
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I spend haIf my time bIowing the NYPD
to keep this pIace open.
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I bareIy have any time for myseIf.
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Here's the "Sex-Not-Bombs" Room.
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This is where it aII happens.
Aren't they beautifuI?
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It's not your average sort of
Friday night event but...
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peopIe seem to be enjoying themseIves.
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Last week, we had some peopIe in here.
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I had to throw them out,
because, you know, this is my house.
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Oh, this is Creamy.
She's your maitre d'.
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PIeased to meet you.
Can I offer you some condoms or Iube?
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No, I'm fine. Thank you.
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WeII, then maybe some bIondies.
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These are cannabis-free.
The potcorn isn't.
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-Excuse me.
-Potcorn!
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These are actuaIIy not aII for me.
Thank you so-so much.
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Why don't you come in and have a Iook?
After aII, voyeurism is participation.
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WeII?
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Oh, come on.
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These bitches in there
eating ass and sucking cock...
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and then they show up
at the buffet and say they're vegan.
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Hi.
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-What's up?
-Any bites?
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-No.
-I Iove these IittIe gadgets.
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Oh, this is Sofia.
She's a friend of the Jamies.
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-You know the Jamies?
-Yeah.
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I Iove the Jamies. They're Iike
the cutest coupIe in the whoIe worId.
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Do you think you couId
introduce me to them?
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Yeah, probabIy.
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-I'm Ceth. With a C.
-Justin?
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Someone just came on your cat.
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-It's not funny.
-Good Iuck with that.
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Why can't they Ieave my pussy aIone?
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What is that?
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It's a Yenta 650.
It's supposed to find me a husband.
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How does it work?
243
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,523
-WeII, I put in my profiIe-
-Have I got a match for you!
244
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,734
HeIIo.
245
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,194
-Hi.
-I'm Magnus.
246
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,822
And you are Keth.
247
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,950
That's actuaIIy Ceth.
So you're 1 .9 meters taII?
248
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,660
What's that in feet and inches?
249
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,705
Do you know?
Where are you from?
250
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:54,914
-Canada.
-Oh reaIIy?
251
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,750
-6 and a haIf feet.
-6 and a haIf!
252
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,711
-So that makes a 15 centimeter dick.
-Oh my God!
253
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,297
Maybe we can taIk about this if we sit.
254
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,049
Yeah, I'II be right there.
255
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:04,966
Great.
256
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,177
-Is my hair okay?
-Yeah, it's fine.
257
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:11,848
Thanks.
258
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,976
-Sofia, come sit with us.
-Okay.
259
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,023
You make it sound Iike
the Loch Ness Monster. I mean...
260
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:23,151
it doesn't seem Iike it
shouId be so hard to... to find.
261
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,903
It is so eIusive. You know?
262
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,821
I'm starting to wonder
if it's even naturaI.
263
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,699
It's not necessary for procreation, is it?
264
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,577
It onIy seems to appear
in a handfuI of species Iike...
265
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,371
the rabbit and the ferret,
the bottIe-nosed doIphin...
266
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,123
the macaque, the benobo -
267
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,375
Hey. "I'm an aIbino!"
268
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:40,877
Thanks.
269
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,338
WeII, I am.
So it meant a Iot to me.
270
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,924
Oh. That means a Iot to me, actuaIIy.
271
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,094
Hey.
272
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,429
-You gonna be around Iater?
-Sure.
273
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,308
Sorry, go on.
274
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,978
You know, I feeI Iike we're inundated
by images of these super-deIuxe babes...
275
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,064
in the throes of the uItimate orgasm.
276
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:04,275
I think it's just some myth
to seII more magazines.
277
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,361
Whoa. Whoa, myth?
278
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,030
Did you just say
that femaIe orgasms are a myth?
279
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,448
Yeah.
280
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:12,450
I'm here to teII you, sister, they're not.
281
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,244
-Here we go.
-I've seen them happen before.
282
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,411
They're compIeteIy reaI.
283
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,914
Shabbos, Sofia. Sofia, Shabbos.
284
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,207
Hey, kids.
285
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,458
-HeIIo.
-Nice to meet you.
286
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,754
I'm Shabbos Goy, and if you're Jewish
I can heIp you turn on your Iights.
287
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,215
I'm agnostic.
288
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,384
-Do you Iike performance art?
-Yeah, I do.
289
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,761
Okay. I'm gonna do a show soon.
I think that you shouId come to it.
290
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:34,055
It might be sort of therapeutic
for your IittIe probIem.
291
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,515
-Excuse me?
-I have to say,
292
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,726
I find the fact that you can't
have an orgasm compIeteIy unacceptabIe.
293
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,103
I wouId reaIIy Iike to work with you.
294
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,896
-Shabbos!
-Maybe I can heIp her.
295
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:44,357
You know, I'm sort of Iike
an orgasmic superhero.
296
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:47,110
Have I got a match for you!
Boy oh boychik!
297
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,821
Oy, shayna punam!
Shayna punam at 1 1 o'clock!
298
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,906
So nu? Skedaddle!
Go! Why so picky?
299
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,158
Shit.
300
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,952
Sir, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
301
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,664
My pacemaker...
this odd vibration.
302
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,542
-I'm so sorry.
-No, no, no.
303
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,377
I think it was my Yenta.
304
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,087
Your who?
305
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,674
Do I know you from somewhere?
306
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,385
WeII...
307
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,640
I used to be the Mayor of New York.
308
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,436
Oh my God!
309
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,690
It's caIIed "Ode to the FemaIe Secretion"
and it works in 5 different movements.
310
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,318
Lubrication, Iactation...
311
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,236
ejacuIation, which is my favorite.
312
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,405
Then, urination and menstruation.
313
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,324
-I think my throat's cIosing.
-I can do the Iast 2.
314
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,075
Are you a reaIIy heavy bIeeder?
315
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,827
On my 2nd and 3rd days.
316
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,747
That's so hot. That's so hot.
You know I use...
317
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,707
I use menstruaI bIood as makeup in my show.
318
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,626
Tampons, just puII them right out...
319
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,961
fresh from the fruit,
and use it as Iipstick.
320
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,671
It's a period piece.
321
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,089
You're kidding.
322
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,591
I shouId totaIIy use that in the show.
323
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,509
That's the first funny thing
you've ever said in your Iife.
324
00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,386
WouId you be interested in doing that?
325
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,223
-You mean, donating my-
-Some of your menstruaI bIood.
326
00:25:58,349 --> 00:25:59,224
For my face.
327
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,683
-Oh, come on, now!
-What?
328
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,227
I'm drawing the Iine! Whoa!
329
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,978
-Did that make you-
-No. Yeah!
330
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,480
You know, I think
it just made you uncomfortabIe...
331
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:06,981
-because you're a IittIe baby homo.
-What are you doing?
332
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,025
Does this reaIIy have anything
to do with an orgasm?
333
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,236
It comes from her fuckin' pussy.
Why are you so uncomfortabIe about it?
334
00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:14,155
I can deaI with pussies.
I'm around them aII the time.
335
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,949
I'm not taIking about
your fucking boyfriend.
336
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,868
Get him off of me!
337
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,828
You got a boner!
338
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,873
It's my ceII phone,
you fucking aIbino butch faggot!
339
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,625
Why don't you fuck me, then,
with your mangina?
340
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,753
I'm gonna kick your ass just for
cockbIocking me, you fucking dick.
341
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,637
Hi. Hi.
342
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,389
Are you okay?
343
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,685
There's just Iots of... Iots of...
344
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,061
Men?
345
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,854
-Jesus, Bitch.
-Yeah.
346
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:47,939
My name's Bitch.
347
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:49,857
Hi, Bitch.
348
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,567
-You are?
-Sofia.
349
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,613
Hey, sister. Sit down.
You're in the right pIace.
350
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,699
You're in the pussy paIace.
351
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:01,160
So you're a sex therapist
but you've never had an orgasm?
352
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,705
ActuaIIy, I prefer the term
"coupIes counseIor."
353
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,290
Have you ever been with a woman?
354
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:09,252
No. You know, I'm not sure
if I'm wired that way.
355
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,130
You know, Rob's the onIy person
I've ever been with.
356
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:16,175
-Whoa! Oh my God.
-You must have some major bIue cIit!
357
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,512
You ever do those P.C. muscIe exercises?
358
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,306
You know, the P.C. muscIe
that controIs your pee.
359
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,017
So when you're peeing next time, just...
360
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,603
you know, squeeze it up and then Iet it go,
squeeze it up, Iet it go.
361
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,231
-That's good for your orgasms.
-I'm doing it right now.
362
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:31,566
Can you guys teII?
363
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,109
Can I ask you a question?
364
00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:35,153
I want to know...
365
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:39,741
what did your very best orgasm feeI Iike?
366
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,954
WeIcome to Lifetime TeIevision.
It's aII about your pussies.
367
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,332
This is gonna sound reaIIy cheesy, but...
368
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:52,170
I feIt Iike I was shooting out
creative energy into the worId.
369
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,756
And it was merging
with other peopIe's energy...
370
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,885
and then there was no war...
and there was peace.
371
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,511
-That's sweet.
-Wow.
372
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,265
WeII, mine was definiteIy
with LittIe Prince.
373
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,601
We had this incredibIe connection.
374
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:11,814
We just Iike made it Iike reaIIy sIow
and stiII - and I feIt Iike...
375
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,858
I was finaIIy not aIone.
376
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,989
Mine feIt kind of Iike I was
taIking to the gods or something.
377
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,199
You know? They were-
378
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,743
-Shut the fuck up.
-Excuse me.
379
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,704
So, Sofia, if you've
never had an orgasm, then...
380
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:30,583
how does it feeI, Iike,
for you to have sex?
381
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,169
Great. Yeah. Oh man.
382
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,423
Sex is reaIIy awesome. I Iove sex.
383
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:41,886
We aII know that, right?
We aII know that sex feeIs terrific.
384
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,930
That's great. TotaIIy.
385
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:47,683
I Iove it. I Iove it a Iot.
It's a great workout. FeeIs good.
386
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,685
And I Iove, you know, Ioving my husband.
387
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,856
It's just, there comes a point sometimes
where it just gets reaIIy...
388
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,485
a Iot of pressure, and kind of "ugh."
It feeIs a IittIe bit "ah."
389
00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:03,241
Kind of Iike somebody's gonna kiII me
and I just have to, you know...
390
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:05,785
smiIe and pretend to enjoy it.
391
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,746
You know, and that way I can survive.
392
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,087
Fuck, Severin!
393
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,046
Excuse me.
394
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,048
That was totaIIy inappropriate!
395
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,342
-Don't mind her
-Freak.
396
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,620
But you know what's the most
wonderfuI thing about New York?
397
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,288
What?
398
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:53,875
It's where everyone
comes to get fucked. ReaIIy!
399
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:58,754
It's one of the Iast pIaces where
peopIe are stiII wiIIing to bend over...
400
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,673
to Iet in the new.
401
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,135
And the oId.
402
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,648
New Yorkers are...
403
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,734
permeabIe.
404
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,111
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah.
405
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,905
You sure?
406
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,283
Yeah.
Therefore, we're sane.
407
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:33,581
ConsequentIy,
we're the target of the impermeabIe...
408
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,668
-and the insane.
-Yeah.
409
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,214
And of course, New York...
410
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,968
is where everyone comes to be forgiven.
411
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,516
What have you done wrong?
412
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:01,817
TeII me,
413
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,694
how have you sinned?
414
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,616
I'm sure it's nothing serious.
415
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,327
-How wouId you know?
-WeII...
416
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:15,623
I'm... I'm sure you did your best.
417
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:22,255
But imagine if you grew up here Iike I did.
418
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,218
Home...
419
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:32,014
can be very unforgiving.
420
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,143
It's true.
421
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,312
PeopIe said...
422
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:43,150
I didn't do enough to heIp...
423
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:47,071
prevent the AIDS crisis because...
424
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:49,907
I was in the cIoset.
425
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,160
That's not true.
426
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:57,206
I did the best I couId.
427
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,710
I was...
428
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,088
I was scared.
429
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,341
And...
430
00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:10,970
impermeabIe.
431
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,767
Everybody knew so IittIe then.
432
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,648
I know...
433
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,527
even Iess now.
434
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,675
Chip?
435
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,641
Hon?
436
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,768
No, I'm okay.
437
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,109
Who's that?
438
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,570
If he's wearing a bIue shirt, it's me.
439
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,780
It's you.
440
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,199
I made that for him.
441
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,743
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
442
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,495
-That's Jamie there on the back.
-Oh my God!
443
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,373
Shut up, that's so cute!
444
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,085
How oId are you guys?
445
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:50,421
-Seven.
-Six.
446
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:53,591
Somewhere around there.
447
00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:01,015
I think I'm actuaIIy gonna go.
448
00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:02,349
What?
449
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,726
-No.
-Yeah.
450
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:06,103
-No, it's okay. It's cooI.
-Are you sure?
451
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,521
-No.
-Yeah.
452
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,231
Yeah. Yeah.
453
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,444
-Hang out for awhiIe.
-Okay.
454
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,029
Come on.
455
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,473
How do I be a modeI?
456
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,141
-How do you be a modeI?
-How wouId I be a modeI?
457
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,142
"How do I be a modeI?"
458
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:49,230
A Iot of it is instincts, to be honest.
But there are some basics.
459
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:52,274
The way I Iike to think
about it is Iike geometry.
460
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,984
Like Iines and angIes.
461
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:10,084
Boom.
462
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,127
Wow.
463
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,589
-I Iike that one.
-Boom.
464
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,552
That's perfect.
That's Iike an ad right there.
465
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,221
See, you got it.
466
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,099
Whatever, I hated it.
It totaIIy sucks.
467
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:43,409
James.
468
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,618
Yeah?
469
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,328
Can you actuaIIy use your other hand?
470
00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:48,789
'Cause I usuaIIy kind of
come at it from a different angIe.
471
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,749
Sure.
472
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,169
How's that?
473
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:55,629
That's good.
474
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,053
Oh fuck!
475
00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:05,264
That feeIs reaIIy good.
476
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,266
-I've got a face that seats five.
-What?
477
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:08,601
Huh?
478
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:11,103
CouId you just say something?
479
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,188
Make more sounds.
480
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:19,904
I'm an aIbino!
481
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,405
Eat it, girI.
482
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:25,826
Oh, say can you see...
483
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:31,248
By the dawn's earIy Iight?
484
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:36,837
Oh, say does that star spangIed...
485
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:42,301
Banner yet wave...
486
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:48,265
O'er the Iand of the free...
487
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,812
And the home...
488
00:37:54,064 --> 00:38:01,028
Of the brave!
489
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,034
Is that the first time somebody sang
the NationaI Anthem into your ass?
490
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,202
No.
491
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,360
Okay, rotate.
492
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,490
Carpet-burn.
493
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,798
Jamie, can I watch you fuck him?
494
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,870
I want you. Yes.
495
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,835
You. You. You.
496
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,509
Oh yeah.
497
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:47,087
Yeah. That's it.
498
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:52,718
Okay.
499
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,692
Oh yeah! Yeah!
500
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,155
Fuck!
501
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,208
-Rob!
-What?
502
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,876
It's too Ioud!
503
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:27,127
No, it's not.
504
00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,295
-It is!
-It's not!
505
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,547
-It is! I can't concentrate!
-It's not too Ioud!
506
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:31,882
I'm Iooking for a job, okay?
507
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,634
What kind of a job? A hand job?
508
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,802
For Chrissakes,
turn that fucking music off!
509
00:42:35,929 --> 00:42:36,803
And Iook at this pIace!
510
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,973
I just got the fucking
cIeaners in here yesterday!
511
00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,558
These are my dried cranberries!
512
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,143
You bought everything in this house!
513
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,273
Fuck you!
514
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:54,112
We agree to come from a pIace of Iove.
515
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,665
I feeI your warm and Ioving hands.
516
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:09,962
And I feeI worried that you think I'm ugIy.
517
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,965
Because why eIse wouId you
be doing that on the computer?
518
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,592
I'm squeezing your
perfectIy round shouIders...
519
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:18,971
and foIIowing it to your
cIavicIe and your coIIarbone...
520
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,681
to Iet you know that you're
incredibIy attractive.
521
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,100
I think you're incredibIy sexy.
522
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,852
I'm just... I'm just distracting myseIf.
523
00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:29,106
I feeI the sIeeves of your t-shirt.
524
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:31,525
They're dry against my cIammy hands.
525
00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:34,027
Your skin is perfect.
I can never get this on a computer.
526
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,154
I guess I'm just bIocked.
527
00:43:36,406 --> 00:43:38,240
TotaIIy. We're both bIocked.
528
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:39,741
Oh God, that feeIs good.
529
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,034
-You Iike it?
-Yeah.
530
00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,495
Shit, it's so crunchy up there, eh?
531
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,999
How about you unbIock
these beautifuI breasts?
532
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,375
Your pertinent nippIes.
533
00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,294
-Pertinent?
-They're very reIevant.
534
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:53,714
Geez! I am not a cow!
535
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,966
I know you're not a cow, baby.
536
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,469
It feIt that way.
It feIt Iike I was a cow.
537
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:02,222
-Right. That's how you feIt.
-You know what? Yes. I own that.
538
00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:04,308
Can we try it again?
539
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,935
I'm feeIing your strong biceps.
540
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:11,690
They are so tender and smooth.
541
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:15,861
Oh God, when you fIex them,
they're just Iike breasts.
542
00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:19,531
I feeI the deIicate wisps
of your receding hairIine.
543
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,741
I'm not baIding.
544
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,118
Yes you are, honey.
You are baIding.
545
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:27,247
And I Iove your baIding, viriIe head.
546
00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:29,499
I feeI reaIIy smaII.
547
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,711
That's because we are smaII.
We are so very smaII.
548
00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,212
No!
549
00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:38,550
I'm saying that I feeI smaII.
550
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,887
I feeI Iike I can't take up enough space.
551
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,348
I feeI Iike my cock
isn't big enough for you.
552
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,350
This is your own issue,
and you have to own it...
553
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,226
because I am not a size queen.
554
00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,855
I can't bring home any money.
I feeI Iike I'm not contributing.
555
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:54,983
I Iove the fact that you deIiver
MeaIs-On-WheeIs. You're a voIunteer.
556
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,693
It's beautifuI.
Why wouId you... Why wouId you-
557
00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:58,612
BuIIshit.
I can't even give you an orgasm.
558
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,450
Yes you- many times you have.
559
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,701
BuIIshit!
560
00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:08,121
I think we can get over this.
We can. We can work this through.
561
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,664
We've been through a Iot of stuff together.
562
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,875
I can't give you an orgasm!
563
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,847
HeIIo?
564
00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:28,892
Hi. Is this Severin?
565
00:45:29,102 --> 00:45:30,018
Yeah.
566
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,771
Hey, it's Sofia.
567
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,952
So, do you Iike, jerk off?
568
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:48,620
Of course I do.
569
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:55,293
What are you doing
with a cigarette in here?!
570
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:58,255
PIease put that out.
This is a non-smoking environment.
571
00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:01,174
That's totaIIy absurd.
We're compIeteIy surrounded by water.
572
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:03,093
It's Iike a dream smoking environment.
573
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,928
You're going to kiII us in here.
574
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,763
FeeIs good.
575
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,014
Thank you.
576
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,559
WeII what about your husband?
Does he ever try to get you off?
577
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,394
This is not about Rob.
578
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,604
70% of aII women
have troubIe achieving orgasm.
579
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,606
70% of aII men are asshoIes.
580
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,442
He's not an asshoIe.
He's a great guy.
581
00:46:18,568 --> 00:46:20,444
If it wasn't for Rob,
I'd stiII be a bank teIIer.
582
00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:23,196
He totaIIy changed my Iife around.
He's my best friend.
583
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:26,700
Look, why is it so important
for you to have an orgasm anyway?
584
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:27,951
Why do you think?
585
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,870
I mean, it feeIs good
but it's not going to save your Iife.
586
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:33,498
I want to be weIcomed into the secret
society of women. I was never a Brownie.
587
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,000
I haven't had an orgasm.
588
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,210
God, I want to be abIe to save my marriage!
589
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:38,712
What does it have to do
with your marriage?
590
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,796
It has a Iot to do-
591
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,799
It has nothing to do with the other person.
Like, I can onIy come if it's my own hand.
592
00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:47,846
But it has everything to do, because you
need two peopIe to make Iove. And...
593
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:49,306
No you don't.
594
00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,600
Have you even had a reIationship?
595
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,149
So, were you Iike, abused as a chiId?
596
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,861
-No.
-Were you?
597
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:05,155
No! No, I...
598
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,949
I come from a very traditionaI
Chinese-Canadian famiIy.
599
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:11,203
Oh wow, I Iove Chinese-Canadian food.
But what does that have to do with it?
600
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,538
Chinese famiIies are very strict.
601
00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:18,668
My mom was a discipIinarian,
and my father...
602
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,838
was... my father's a great guy.
603
00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,466
-Did he touch you?
-No.
604
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:29,054
No, he didn't touch me.
He didn't touch anyone, ever.
605
00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:31,056
-Oh I see. NegIigence...
-He never Iiked touching...
606
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,391
Father wasn't there...
Can't feeI anything between the Iegs.
607
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:36,603
You are so far behind
and you think you're first. God.
608
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:39,147
He was aIways there for me.
609
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:41,775
It's just... he was aIways there for me,
that was the probIem.
610
00:47:41,943 --> 00:47:44,861
He was aIways watching.
He was aIways watching me.
611
00:47:44,946 --> 00:47:46,821
Watching you how?
612
00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,283
You want me to say
he raped me without touching me?
613
00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:51,952
WeII, did he?
614
00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:54,871
Did he?
615
00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:56,998
You don't know what the fuck
you're taIking about.
616
00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,166
Oh, I'm sorry.
617
00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,752
Submission versus domination,
bIack and white, it's not as simpIe.
618
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,462
ReIationships are much more
compIex than that.
619
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,757
Are you saying that I can't understand
your reIationship with your father...
620
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,509
who "watched you"...
621
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,970
-because I am a dominatrix?
-WeII, yes.
622
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:14,766
That's reaIIy funny, because you're a
sex therapist and you can't have an orgasm.
623
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,309
You shouId be... Where are you going?
624
00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,145
I am not one of your cIients
who pays to be dominated.
625
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,940
PIease, Sofia, this is Iike
the best conversation I've had aII year.
626
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,942
Let go of my arm, it's hurting me.
627
00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:27,779
PIease! I'm sorry, okay? I just...
628
00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:31,741
Sometimes when I get uncomfortabIe,
I get mean.
629
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,286
You are not going to keep me keen
by treating me mean.
630
00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:37,372
Look, I know I can heIp you
have an orgasm, and maybe...
631
00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:41,459
you can heIp me have a reaI human
interaction with someone. You know?
632
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:44,671
Maybe we couId meet here,
every week for an hour?
633
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,006
I'm in a crisis.
634
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,008
AII right, every night this week
starting tomorrow.
635
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:56,099
You're sitting aII by yourseIf.
636
00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:59,728
And you Iook up, and there he is...
637
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,856
with his Iunch tray.
What's his name again?
638
00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:05,609
PhiI. PhiI Mudd.
639
00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,154
Severin's not my reaI name.
640
00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:13,450
What is your reaI name?
641
00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:17,996
So PhiI Mudd says...
642
00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:21,625
"Is anyone sitting here?"
And you say...
643
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,627
"No one's ever sat here."
644
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,504
Okay, I'm going down.
645
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:34,888
FeeI the thought first.
Then get on the bus.
646
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:38,224
Just whisper it to me.
Whisper it in my ear.
647
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,229
I can't do it.
648
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:48,193
Oh, PhiI.
I want you to see his Iunch tray.
649
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:53,031
He's got a carton of homogenized miIk.
650
00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,949
Pour that aII over you.
651
00:49:56,077 --> 00:50:00,455
Look at his Converse.
He markered them aII up.
652
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,250
Okay, if you can't say it
then just simpIy write it down.
653
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:06,711
FeeI the thought first.
654
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,922
Then get on the bus.
655
00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:21,059
AII right, you gotta puII the bus over.
AII right? You're not riding safeIy.
656
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,394
Park.
657
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,817
Jennifer.
658
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,861
That's a IoveIy name.
659
00:50:34,115 --> 00:50:35,740
Jennifer.
660
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,161
What's your Iast name?
661
00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:48,712
Aniston?
662
00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,095
Jennifer Aniston.
663
00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,974
There's room for two in this worId.
664
00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:06,146
Good going. It's okay.
See, it's aII right.
665
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,690
Good work today, Jennifer.
666
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,610
It's a remote-controIIed vibrating egg.
667
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,280
What? Where'd you get this?
668
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:40,740
That's not important.
669
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,246
Okay, so here's the pIan.
670
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,707
We'II mingIe separateIy
to see what we can experience safeIy.
671
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:53,628
And once in a whiIe I want you
to check in with me... with this.
672
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,381
Jesus Christ, Sofia.
673
00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:59,801
I want you to have controI.
So if you're feeIing threatened...
674
00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:03,388
or horny, or if you just want to
check in and say, Hey...
675
00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:04,889
Buzz me. Okay?
676
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,060
Come on. It'II be fun.
It'II be hot.
677
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,815
-Come back, bitch.
-Okay.
678
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:18,069
-That's "BumbIebee Kisses."
-That's nice.
679
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:54,397
It's just Iike the sixties.
OnIy with Iess hope.
680
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:57,025
See anything you Iike?
681
00:53:57,192 --> 00:54:00,236
Oh, jeez. That's a Iot of stuff
that I'm seeing. It's incredibIe.
682
00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:03,865
Oh! For a minute I thought
that man didn't have an arm.
683
00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:08,369
So. How's the big O coming?
684
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,371
Oh, everybody's taIking about it.
685
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,873
-Everybody here knows.
-Oh my God.
686
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:14,334
"That's the girI that can't have orgasms."
687
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:18,046
Oh yeah. Sitting over here in your corner
with your fIower choking your throat.
688
00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:21,299
I mean, sweetheart,
you've got to Ioosen up a IittIe bit.
689
00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:25,053
You have nice boobs.
You've got what it takes, sweetheart.
690
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:26,471
What's the hoId up?
691
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:29,557
I think I have some sort of,
you know, cIog...
692
00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:33,686
in my neuraI pathway somewhere
between my brain and my cIitoris.
693
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,063
That's disgusting.
694
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:37,273
-No. I'm serious-
-Don't think of it as a cIog.
695
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:41,945
Think of it as some sort of
magicaI circuit board. A motherboard...
696
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,490
fiIIed with desire that traveIs
aII over the worId. That touches you.
697
00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:49,202
That touches me. That connects everybody.
You just have to find the right connection.
698
00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:51,079
The right circuitry.
699
00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,081
Look at aII these peopIe out there.
700
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,749
They're trying to find
the right connection.
701
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:58,461
And I personaIIy expect a few
bIown fuses before the night is over...
702
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,797
and maybe one of them wiII be yours.
703
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:06,886
Are you suggesting that Rob and I
aren't compatibIe sexuaIIy?
704
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,180
-Who the heII is Rob?
-My husband.
705
00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:11,224
-WeII, where is he right now?
-I don't know.
706
00:55:11,684 --> 00:55:15,269
WeII then, it's time to pIay.
You've got the whoIe worId.
707
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:18,356
It's your pIayground.
What do you think it wouId take?
708
00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:22,485
Maybe somebody who's just
starting to expIore their sexuaIity.
709
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,612
-Somebody-
-Like a chiId?
710
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,572
No.
711
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:27,991
Not a chiId.
712
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:31,995
I'm not recommending it. I'm just asking.
I'm just trying to heIp you, dear.
713
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,790
-You're touching my thigh.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
714
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:38,418
It's okay. I don't mind.
715
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:41,462
Hey.
716
00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:45,216
Okay. What if I asked you...
717
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,593
if I couId kiss you?
718
00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:53,516
WeII, I don't know. I mean,
I get reaIIy scared sometimes, but...
719
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,896
AII right. If you want to.
Just reaI gentIy, though.
720
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,026
Okay.
721
00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:26,799
Wow, that was fast!
722
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,635
-No, it's my husband.
-Oh.
723
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:31,888
He's trying to communicate with me.
724
00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:33,389
Oh.
725
00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:41,189
-I've never even been here before.
-Oh my God, that's so sad.
726
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:42,940
-Do you want a hug?
-I just wanna have a good time.
727
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,026
Can I see your Ieash for a second?
You fucking piece of shit.
728
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:48,529
Jesus, what do you have,
a ceII phone in your twat?
729
00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:53,367
No it's... he's got the remote controI,
and it's this vibrating-
730
00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:58,873
Okay, Iady.
WeII, you know, best of Iuck.
731
00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,541
Thanks for everything.
732
00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:04,420
As my dear departed friend
Lotus Weinstock used to say,
733
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,672
"I used to want to change the worId.
734
00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:10,635
Now I just want to Ieave
the room with a IittIe dignity."
735
00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:13,554
Excuse me whiIe I crawI out of here.
736
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,484
That was fun.
737
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,152
Right?
738
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:30,571
-Are you guys hard?
-Hey!
739
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:34,367
I'm gonna go get something to drink.
I'II be right back.
740
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:41,165
Wow. It's so weird.
741
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,251
He's awesome.
742
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:47,964
Do you think that-?
743
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:49,632
What?
744
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:54,345
I don't know, I mean...
745
00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:58,474
I've heard of three-way reIationships,
but they're mostIy in BerkeIey.
746
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,018
What do you think?
747
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:05,565
I don't know. He's great. He's great.
And I think we're Iearning a Iot, you know?
748
00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:08,734
It's good. It's a good thing.
749
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:14,073
What?
750
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,826
-It's a good thing?
-Yeah.
751
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:20,079
What's a good thing?
752
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,000
-I just think-
-Do you hear yourseIf?
753
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,043
Do you even know
what you're saying anymore?
754
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:27,920
'Cause I don't.
755
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:32,175
I'm sick of having to drag
every IittIe thing out of you.
756
00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:37,597
I mean, I know you get depressed,
but come on.
757
00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,267
I'm trying.
758
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:48,774
Do you Iove me?
759
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,571
You don't Iove me anymore.
760
00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:13,466
Severin! Wait up. Wait!
761
00:59:24,686 --> 00:59:26,020
How's it going?
762
00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,980
Pretty great.
763
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:30,274
Have you had an orgasm?
764
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:33,778
No, but I made out with somebody.
765
00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:36,239
-Who?
-Justin Bond!
766
00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:39,075
He's a homosexuaI.
767
00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,327
-ApparentIy not.
-Oh my God.
768
00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:42,745
-Yeah.
-WeII he's reaIIy cute.
769
00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:44,372
Yeah, he is.
770
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:47,166
I saw Rob, by the way.
771
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,336
Yeah. What was he up to?
772
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,714
He was getting fucked up the ass.
773
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,593
-It was reaIIy intense.
-Oh my God.
774
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,095
Yeah.
775
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,390
I'm just kidding.
776
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:06,060
-You brat!
-No, seriousIy though, he was.
777
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:10,398
I shouId probabIy go find him.
778
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,193
What's wrong?
779
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:18,823
That fucking trust-fund muppet
Jesse is Iike...
780
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,742
the Iongest reIationship I've ever had.
781
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,203
You deserve so much more
than that, Jennifer.
782
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,623
Thank you, but I can't respond
to that name yet.
783
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:29,292
I'm sorry.
784
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,340
I can't do it anymore.
785
01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:44,348
I just, Iike, wanna have Iike a house...
786
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:48,269
and, Iike, a cat that I can pet.
You know what I'm saying?
787
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:51,814
-I'm sorry.
-No, you shouIdn't apoIogize.
788
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:54,066
I'm gIad that you're
teIIing me these things.
789
01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:56,610
I've been wanting
to hear you say these things.
790
01:00:56,778 --> 01:01:00,323
I'm gonna save up aII my money,
and then I'm just gonna make art...
791
01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:02,992
for a year, you know. Nothing eIse.
792
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,368
I know you can do it.
793
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:07,371
But everything is so fucking expensive.
794
01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:09,999
I mean, what if I can't afford
to Iive in New York anymore?
795
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,835
Where wouId I go? Fresno?
796
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:22,386
It's okay.
797
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:26,182
Your skin is so soft.
798
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:01,217
Oh. Jesus.
799
01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:02,802
It's Rob.
800
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:04,470
Hey, Rob.
801
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,643
Oh my God.
802
01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:16,273
Oh, man.
803
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:22,154
Oh God.
804
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:33,833
Don't move.
805
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,501
Don't move!
806
01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:57,648
I'm so sorry.
807
01:03:00,402 --> 01:03:02,027
It's okay.
808
01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,822
-I'm sorry.
-Don't apoIogize.
809
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,323
Fuck.
810
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:14,999
It's just I'm Iike so sensitive.
811
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,296
I shouId find Rob.
812
01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:25,634
You can teII me aII about it tomorrow.
813
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,887
In the tank.
814
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,930
ActuaIIy I'm...
815
01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:35,769
I can't make it tomorrow.
But I wiII give you a caII.
816
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:39,690
I'II give you a caII Iater this week.
817
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,123
Okay, make it cIean this time.
818
01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:01,670
Christ.
819
01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,631
-Truth or dare?
-Truth.
820
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:08,552
Out of everyone here, who wouId you
want to make out with the most?
821
01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:11,180
-No one.
-What?!
822
01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:12,848
BuzzkiII!
823
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:15,184
Okay, spin.
824
01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:21,565
Dare.
825
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,109
You and Severin have to go in that cIoset.
826
01:04:24,236 --> 01:04:27,112
You do whatever the fuck you want to her...
827
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,407
for five minutes, on me,
whiIe we take a pee break.
828
01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:36,038
Oh my God.
829
01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:52,638
I'm not gonna make out with you, okay?
830
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:55,891
I'm James.
831
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,560
Severin.
832
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:02,648
What is that?
833
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,192
It's my fiIm.
834
01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:08,696
What is it about?
835
01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:12,866
I have a hard time saying.
836
01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:16,328
You showing it here tonight?
837
01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:20,207
I don't know.
838
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:23,377
What are you guys doing in there?
839
01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:25,629
I hate him.
840
01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:29,049
It couId be a Iot worse.
841
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,510
At Ieast he's cute.
842
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:34,388
That's pretty unusuaI.
843
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,099
What's pretty unusuaI?
844
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,810
I never had a john that cute.
845
01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:49,194
You know how I got started?
846
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,863
How?
847
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:52,823
After watching 'My Own Private Idaho'.
848
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,119
I grew up in a smaII town
so I didn't know where to go, you know?
849
01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:01,040
So I waited outside the theatre
where it was pIaying and...
850
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:06,587
and waited for somebody to come out.
That's where I met my first john.
851
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,380
So, it was a choice?
852
01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:11,717
Yeah.
853
01:06:13,345 --> 01:06:15,095
I Ioved it, actuaIIy.
854
01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:19,475
I knew exactIy what I was worth.
855
01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:21,644
You know?
856
01:06:22,187 --> 01:06:25,022
ExactIy what I had to contribute.
857
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:28,442
What was Iike the most
you ever made on a date?
858
01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:35,449
WeII with cab fare, 389 doIIars.
859
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:40,329
That's pretty good for a smaII town.
860
01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:47,336
You're with that guy
who Iooks just Iike you, right?
861
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,046
Yeah.
862
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,548
He's cute.
He Iooks Iike a jeIIybean.
863
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,219
Yeah.
864
01:06:56,096 --> 01:06:58,472
He's great, actuaIIy.
865
01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:05,354
I've never Iet him fuck me.
866
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:09,316
I've never Iet anybody fuck me.
867
01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:19,451
What are you guys doing in there?
868
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:27,292
You're an artist.
869
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:29,336
I suck.
870
01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,296
Hey, me too.
871
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:35,008
Do you take that camera everywhere you go?
872
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:36,510
Yeah, something Iike that.
873
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,398
Are you okay?
874
01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:57,281
Why are you crying?
875
01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:10,419
I Iook back at things I wrote
when I was tweIve years oId.
876
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:14,381
And I'm stiII Iooking
for the same things now.
877
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:26,435
Time's up.
878
01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,443
Hey. What are you doing?
879
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:35,778
I'm Iooking for my husband.
880
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,154
I just found mine.
881
01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:38,405
Both of them.
882
01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:41,658
I'm totaIIy in Iove with them,
but together. Not so much separateIy.
883
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,911
I hope they know it's going to
have to be a monogamous reIationship.
884
01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:45,579
-Excuse me. Wait a minute.
-Or does that even happen?
885
01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:47,498
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
886
01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:49,249
-Who are you?
-Who the fuck are you?!
887
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,877
-I'm Sara. Sara ProbIem?
-You're not funny.
888
01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,712
-I thought it was kind of funny.
-No, you're not!
889
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,839
-And you're a horribIe therapist.
-Oh my G-
890
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,384
Listen to me, James and Jamie are perfect.
Just Ieave them aIone.
891
01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,344
I think you need to Ieave.
892
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:04,014
No, no! You're fucking with something very
pivotaI to them and to me. Just waIk away!
893
01:09:04,224 --> 01:09:05,349
Fuck you!
894
01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:08,018
-You motherfucker!
-What's the heII's the matter with you?
895
01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:10,854
-Hey, hey, hey! Time out! Time out!
-No! He just threw a fucking drink on me!
896
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,232
Sorry.
897
01:09:15,527 --> 01:09:16,276
Are you okay?
898
01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:18,695
No, I've got an egg
vibrating between my Iegs.
899
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,364
-Jesus Christ!
-Rob!
900
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:24,660
Rob!
901
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,334
ReIax!
902
01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,298
Get away from her!
903
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,843
What the fuck is going on in here?
904
01:09:41,052 --> 01:09:43,303
Hey. Are you okay?
905
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:46,765
You gave it away?
906
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,684
-I mispIaced it.
-Hets.
907
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:52,062
-I know you're hurt.
-I am not hurt! I am... I am furious!
908
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,982
I totaIIy honor your feeIings,
but I want you to own them.
909
01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:58,318
Shut up with your honoring your feeIings.
And do not teII me what I own!
910
01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:01,989
Because I know what I own,
you baIding, impotent Iiar!
911
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:04,324
Right, sister!
912
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,370
AII right, show's over.
913
01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:10,455
We're going to be processing
in the next room.
914
01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,748
Hey.
915
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,230
Fuck!
916
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:41,570
Out! Out of me! Out! Out!
917
01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:08,592
Yes. I need an ambuIance.
918
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,136
I'm at the PaIestra Gym. It's 99-
919
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:38,557
HeIIo?
920
01:14:38,766 --> 01:14:40,142
Who is this?
921
01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:42,060
Oh.
922
01:14:43,271 --> 01:14:44,980
Hey.
923
01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,898
How are you?
924
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,276
Do I know you?
925
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,946
No.
926
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,325
Did you foIIow me?
927
01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:01,663
Why wouId you want to do that to yourseIf?
928
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:09,004
James, yes I foIIowed you to the gym.
929
01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:16,344
Why?
930
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,014
Let's not taIk about this on the phone.
931
01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,474
What does your afternoon Iook Iike?
932
01:15:23,603 --> 01:15:28,023
Hi. I'm caIIing to- I'm Iooking
for a friend. His Iast name is...
933
01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:31,735
Baysden. B-A-Y...
934
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,864
What do you mean he checked himseIf out?
935
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,325
So, what do you want?
936
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,244
I want to be restrained,
but I don't want to totaIIy Iose controI.
937
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:44,748
Good. 'Cause I can't be
bothered to tie you up.
938
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:47,834
Turn over and hoId the headboard.
If you Iet go, I'II Ieave.
939
01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,508
You never asked your wife to do this?
940
01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,510
She wouIdn't understand.
941
01:15:58,221 --> 01:15:59,554
AII right.
942
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:02,015
This one's for her.
943
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:07,103
And I toId Brad, "I think...
944
01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:11,107
you're confusing me
with someone who hurt you."
945
01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:14,236
And he said, "No, CheryI.
946
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:18,240
YOU'RE hurting me."
947
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,284
Right?
948
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:25,080
And that was-
that was an eye-opener for me.
949
01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:27,457
And...
950
01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:30,710
remember I brought up
my gastrointestinaI probIem?
951
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,853
When did you start watching me?
952
01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:53,108
A coupIe years ago.
953
01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:59,614
I work right out of here.
I proofread for a Iiving. And...
954
01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:01,825
I don't have cabIe.
955
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:05,120
I remember watching Jamie cut your hair.
956
01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:09,916
It just seemed Iike fun.
957
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:15,171
And you were aIways my favorite
because you were sad.
958
01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:19,342
Do you have a boyfriend?
959
01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:24,389
Look, James, pIease.
You have to caII Jamie. Okay?
960
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:26,975
Just caII him.
You can use my phone.
961
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,782
Why won't he come home?
962
01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,494
WouIdn't you want to go home?
963
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,536
What are you doing?
964
01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:32,707
I don't understand.
965
01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:37,379
What are you doing here?
966
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:41,800
ExpIain it to me, pIease.
967
01:18:43,094 --> 01:18:46,471
First, you bring Ceth
into the reIationship.
968
01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,264
What's wrong with you?
969
01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:50,809
I didn't want Jamie to be aIone.
970
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,770
How Iong have you been pIanning this?
971
01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,860
What, so you've been making
a suicide tape for the Iast six months?
972
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,739
I just wanted him to know
it wasn't his fauIt.
973
01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,243
Jamie Ioves you.
974
01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,580
You have so much.
975
01:19:15,126 --> 01:19:16,960
I know.
976
01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:21,965
I see it aII around me.
977
01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:26,886
But it stops at my skin.
978
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:31,015
I can't Iet it inside.
979
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:34,936
It's aIways been Iike that.
980
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:38,731
And it's aIways gonna be Iike that.
981
01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:46,614
I can feeI it in IittIe moments with Jamie
because he Ioves me so hard.
982
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:52,120
He Ioves me as hard as
the peopIe who treated me Iike shit.
983
01:19:57,334 --> 01:19:59,544
I can't feeI it.
984
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,423
Don't. Don't.
985
01:20:04,175 --> 01:20:09,262
Don't. Don't. Don't.
Don't, no! No!
986
01:20:11,015 --> 01:20:13,683
Don't! Don't! Don't!
987
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:17,437
Don't you see I don't want to be this!
988
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:20,565
If that makes peopIe uncomfortabIe...
989
01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:25,195
then it makes us uncomfortabIe.
But at Ieast it's truthfuI.
990
01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,363
I don't want to Iie anymore.
991
01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:31,451
Because that isn't who I am.
And that isn't who I'm trying to-
992
01:20:31,619 --> 01:20:34,579
I don't think that's who
we're trying to be.
993
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,872
I have to get some sort of information...
994
01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:03,793
because the patient that was there
checked himseIf out.
995
01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:04,961
Ceth.
996
01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:20,328
Are you sure?
997
01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:17,343
You gIad you foIIowed me
out into the fucking coId?
998
01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:20,763
Booked a date?
So you couId feeI something?
999
01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:24,058
It's hard not to feeI
anything in your Iife.
1000
01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:26,310
FeeI it now, you IittIe faggot?
1001
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,307
Don't fucking Iook at me!
1002
01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:10,938
Do not fucking Iook at me!
1003
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:15,485
It's okay.
1004
01:26:58,589 --> 01:27:02,758
...assures us that everything possible
is being done to get the power back on...
1005
01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:07,096
and is advising calm which seems
unnecessary because there've been no...
1006
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:10,474
reported incidents of looting
or violence of any kind.
1007
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:12,894
So far no explanation
for what caused the grid failure...
1008
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,604
I'm gonna get some food
and some batteries.
1009
01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:16,272
I'II be back in five minutes.
1010
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:19,692
...no reason to believe this is
the result of terrorist acts.
1011
01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:21,819
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