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Eddie: will you make me
the happiest man in the world?
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Gwen: yes!
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Eddie: can you please
wear that negligee I bought you?
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-Oh, which one?
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-I dunno, like the one I ripped
off you last time we boned?
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-Excuse me, I forgot
my, uh... Vape.
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I mean, what do you
suppose I say?
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"hey, gwen,
eddie's cheating on you"?
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"eddie's a giant
cheating mccheater..."
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Man: You gonna be
on the machine a while?
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I'm trying to decide--
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-Oh, sorry, I can't hear you.
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I'm-- I'm deaf.
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I take my hearing aids out
to work out
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So the sweat doesn't kill 'em.
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-How long...
Are you gonna be?
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-I don't know sign language.
I'm sorry, dude.
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-Wait, you're deaf...
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But you don't sign?
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-That doesn't make sense.
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Are you lying to me?
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-Yeah, heh.
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♪
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-Okay, people...
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Our lovely colleague,
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The incomparable,
the unstoppable,
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The one, the only
jen hauser,
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Is competing
in the olympics today!
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Wayne: Yeah, she
continues her epic quest
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To see how far she can
throw a giant toothpick.
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-Wayne! I'm tasking you
with setting up the tv
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In the break room.
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We can't miss a minute of this,
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Especially after
she worked herself
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To near death to get there.
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-She makes me feel like
I can do anything.
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-Never let that light die,
keeran.
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-Light? I think the word
you're looking for is--
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-Someone broke
into my gym locker,
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Stole all my possessions,
including my hearing aids,
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My back-up hearing aids,
and my post-workout banana
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I was really
looking forward to!
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Cynthia: Oh!
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-I feel naked without
my hearing aids.
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And my clothes.
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This is my nightmare, guys.
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Even with lip-reading,
I'm gonna catch maybe 15%
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Of what you guys are saying.
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Can't you just--
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-Did you say "home"?
"go home"?
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'cause yeah, no,
I can't do that.
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My keys were
in my bag, too, so...
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Uh, yes, keeran?
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-Didn't catch that, but it's
about the body hair, yeah?
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-Yeah, I know.
It's a lot.
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Nat: Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
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Why did I just see
sasquatch here
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Running down the street
in a towel?
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-Dj was robbed!
-Nat, I've been robbed!
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Maybe you can track 'em down,
get my stolen stuff,
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Since you got a car
and so much free time.
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-Espionage?
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That's my middle name.
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-I'm on it.
-Are you tracking me?
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Where'd you get that photo?
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-Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Baby bro...
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-Did she just call me baby bro?
I'm older than her...
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-Shh, shh, shh!
Baby bro, let's go...
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Get you some clothes
from the lost and found.
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Dj: Stupid things
are giving me a wedgie.
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I don't wanna hear it.
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Which works out great,
since I can't.
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Customer: Um...
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-Uh, uh...
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Customer: Thanks.
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Dj: Thanks for shopping at
one more time.
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Dude, I suck at being deaf,
like "deaf" deaf.
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I can't help customers.
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I can barely communicate
with my team.
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I really needed to
talk to gwen today
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And there's no way in hell
I'm doing that now.
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-It was a hard enough
conversation
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Without the whole being
deaf as shit thrown in.
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-I need to...
Clean my hair?
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"clean my hair"?
There's no way.
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Clear...
Clear the air!
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Clear the air.
Yeah! Woo! Nice.
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Man: Excuse me.
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Excuse me!
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Hello?
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Announcer:
it was a tough year for--
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Cynthia: Hey,
what are you guys doing?
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Keeran: Wayne's writing
"go, jen, go!" on my face.
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-Oh, great team spirit!
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Ah, she should be up any minute.
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-I hope so. I've been watching
athlete interviews
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For the last hour.
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"oh, I overcame crohn's
and raised 10k for the cause!"
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Ugh, get a job.
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-An hour?
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You know you're still
on the clock, right?
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-Here you go.
All done, keeran.
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-Go, jen, go!
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-Ugh!
Go clean your face.
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-No, no, she's up.
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Announcer: And there's canada's underdog, jen hauser,
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Warming up before her first of three throws.
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You can see the look of stern determination on her face,
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Or is it-- oh, no! Oh, dear...
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-What's happening?
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Announcer: She seems to be coughing.
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No, gagging!
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Announcer: She's taking a sip of an energy drink, though.
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All better!
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No, not all better!
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Jen hauser of team canada has spewed what appears
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To be chunky vomit all over the field...
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-Wait...
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Announcer:
And it's still coming!
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-Are those penises on my face?!
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Wayne: Yeah.
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Dj: Eddie...
Hey.
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Uh, I actually don't have my--
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-I'm such a mess, bro.
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Can you believe that--
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-Eddie, I can't hear you.
I lost my hearing aids.
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I'm getting a little bit
by lip-reading, that's all.
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-Uh...
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Hello?
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I cannot wait to, uh,
put the lien on the home.
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Uh, hang on a sec.
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Hey, dj,
can you really not hear?
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Okay...
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Anyway, baby, when I said
"lien," I meant "peen,"
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As in penis, and--
oh, you got that?
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-Burger sheikh's your client?
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really great guy.
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-Eddie, listen...
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You should know,
at the bar I heard--
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dj, when I find
the person who told gwen...
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Eddie: Yeah.
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-Just to be clear, did you say
when you find out
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Who told gwen you're gonna--
you're gonna kill them?
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Chris: It's really about
personal preference and comfort.
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You know?
-Chris, please tell me--
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Sorry to interrupt; I'm deaf.
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Chris, please tell me
you didn't tell anyone
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That I told gwen that eddie
was cheating on her.
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good.
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'cause eddie told me he's gonna
kill whoever told gwen.
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What? Why?
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Dj: "drove to airport.
Lull in convo."
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No...
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-Did you call 'cause
you saw me vomit on tv?
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-You vomited on tv...?
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I mean, yes, that's exactly
why I'm calling.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah...
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-I'm, uh...
Feeling the pressure.
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Either that or the...
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man drink...
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-Well, if anyone can overcome...
All that...
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It's jen hauser!
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You got this.
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We're all behind you.
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While I have you,
did you happen to tell anyone
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About the whole
eddie cheating thing,
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And specifically
that I told gwen?
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I didn't-- con-- I'm not--
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You know, huh?
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Chris:
we got-- bad connection.
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-Jen, just write in the chat
if you told anyone.
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Please, this is important.
It's a matter of life or death.
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Cynthia...?
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Dammit.
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Why?
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These lulls are killin' me!
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-Damn. Eddie's gonna
gut you like a pig
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And mount your head
like a moose.
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Announcer: up next is canada's jen hauser .
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Hope she's recovered after that harrowing warm-up.
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This is her first of three throws.
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-Come on, hauser!
Let's do it!
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-Wow, wayne,
surprisingly supportive.
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-Oh, yeah. Gimme a trip,
a slip, a rotator rip.
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Something, you know?
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One fail was great,
but two fails?
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Ooh, that would
bring tears to my eyes!
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And ears to my podcast.
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Announcer: Hauser's in place preparing to throw, and --
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What's this? Oh, dear... Oh, no!
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An errant toss from thediscus field is heading her way!
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Dear god, hauser, move! - Move... Move!
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Announcer: For the love of god, canada's jen hauser, move!
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Announcer: Jen hauser does not complete her throw.
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We'll be back after this commercial break .
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-Okay, I didn't want that.
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-Hello? The olympics?
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Uh, connect me
to the medic tent, please.
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-Cynthia, I need your help!
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Eddie said he's gonna kill
whoever told gwen.
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That's me.
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And chris told jen,
and jen told you,
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So I need to know
exactly who you told.
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-Oh, boy.
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It is always the
nice guys who commit--
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-What I got from that,
I didn't like.
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Chris: Uh, I'm out of ink.
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I'll get another marker
and be right back.
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Cynthia: Oh...
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-This is super important.
Cynthia, please.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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-Charades?
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Book.
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Dan brown book club!
Uh, bible study?
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Church group. Church group!
You told your church group!
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-I know. My whole life
is a game of charades.
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Cynthia: Fair enough.
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-All good!
Let's get outta here.
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Cynthia, please text chris
the address.
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Cynthia: Okay.
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♪
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-Hi.
So sorry to interrupt,
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But we're on a bit of
a goose chase here.
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Our co-worker let a story slip
about a guy named eddie
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And a guy named dj
and a gal named gwen.
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Does this ring any bells?
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And if so,
did you repeat it to anyone?
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Especially the dj part.
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-The eddie fellow
who cheated on his fiancée.
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Woman: Yes, I told my son.
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god... Damn... It.
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I'm so sorry.
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Gosh darn it.
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♪
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-Natalie espionage james,
you've done it again.
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Cynthia, I just tracked
dj's phone to a bar off caven.
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I see four leather daddies.
I'm goin' in.
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-Caven?!
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That is the clubhouse
for beelzebub's brethren!
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-Kinky.
-Not kinky!
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Well, actually,
a little bit kinky.
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They are the third-most violent
gang in southwestern ontario!
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-Okay, hell no.
There's no way.
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Dj can just do, like,
a fundraiser or something
251
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,195
For new hearing aids,
'cause I'm not risking my life
252
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,031
For that twat waffle, so...
253
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,468
-Good, good choice, nat.
Play it... Safe.
254
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,003
Safe, safe, safe, safe!
255
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,940
Of course, you used to
be able to sneak in and out
256
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,741
Through the window
with the red curtains
257
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,076
And the broken latch.
258
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,879
It's around the corner
from the blue door, but...
259
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,483
That took some
real steel lady balls.
260
00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,951
go on...
261
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,420
-If you did go in,
you would get past the guard,
262
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,021
Little petey, no problem.
263
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,124
He is always napping on the job.
264
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,893
You can't miss him.
Giant sleep apnea machine.
265
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,830
Next, you'd pass sweet rita.
266
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,031
She is a real battle axe.
267
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,367
Tell her that you
are "the mailman."
268
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,703
That's code for
"a friend of the gang."
269
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,104
-What about the real mailman?
270
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,173
-He is "a friend of the gang."
271
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,776
If they spot you,
you text me, "chirp, chirp!"
272
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,811
And I will find you.
273
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,781
-Hey, cynthia?
274
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,115
Is it worth it?
275
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,385
if not for
the thrill alone, I mean...
276
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,786
Woo!
277
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,322
Nat: If I don't make it back,
278
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,991
Promise me
you'll tell dj that...
279
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,993
I know
I'm hard on him sometimes,
280
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,863
But it's only because...
281
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,665
He genuinely annoys me.
282
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,867
I will tell him!
283
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,137
-Well, well, well!
284
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,072
If it isn't the korverton ca--
285
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,277
...Cutoffs!
286
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,613
-I-- I'm sure this is
a top-notch insult,
287
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:02,980
But I lost my hearing aids.
288
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,949
I have no idea what
you're saying right now.
289
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,084
-Damn!
You're capital-d deaf?
290
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,453
Yo, gimme that.
291
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,623
Dj: Ca... Py... Bara...
292
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,393
Korverton capybara?
293
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,861
-Okay.
-No bueno?
294
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,429
-I mean, it's not
your best work,
295
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,964
But I appreciate you
accommodating me.
296
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,900
Listen, I need to know:
297
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:25,069
Did you tell anyone that I told
gwen about eddie cheating?
298
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,243
-You didn't tell anyone?
-No.
299
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,511
-No one?
300
00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:35,880
Thank god!
301
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,984
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
302
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,919
Oh!
Oh...
303
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,054
Oh... Muah!
304
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,591
I'm not gettin' murdered today!
305
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,759
Oh, thank god!
Oh...
306
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,828
-Get off of me!
307
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,666
I value loyalty
above everything.
308
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,734
That's why I despise you!
309
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,937
And that snake
in the grass, chris.
310
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,438
-You fired me!
311
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,140
-Oh, look who
decided to show up!
312
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,409
Chrissy wissy pussy pants!
313
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,945
Huh?!
314
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,780
-I didn't catch any of that.
315
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,151
Okay.
316
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,187
-So you wanna trade in...
Bras?
317
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,321
-Huh?
318
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,024
No, sport--
these are sports bras, okay?
319
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,227
These are painful reminders
of how much I love gwen.
320
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,296
I can't even bear
the sight of these things.
321
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,163
-Oh... Oh!
322
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,099
-No, no,
how did that get in there?
323
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,968
Ahh, that's...
That's my sister's, so, uh...
324
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,636
-I think I should
run this by dj.
325
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,538
-No, no, he's good, man.
We're bros, okay?
326
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,705
Why don't you ask him?
327
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,906
Dj: Man, today was rough...
328
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:36,974
-Hey, dj?
329
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,642
-But I think
I managed pretty well.
330
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,710
Keeran: Hey, hey, dj!
331
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,713
-With a little help from
my friends, of course.
332
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:42,713
Keeran: Dj, dj...!
333
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:43,848
-And my enemies.
-Keeran: Dj...!
334
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,583
-Carlito's commitment to
accessibility is commendable.
335
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,151
-Ah, hey, dj!
336
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,189
-Yeah, yeah... Heh.
Good job, keeran!
337
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,424
Eddie: That's what
I'm talkin' about.
338
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,625
Vape bros for life.
339
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,526
I love you.
340
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,928
-Yo, cynth!
I got the hearing aids.
341
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,298
-Oh...
Boom!
342
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,466
-Madame mailman here
infiltrated the gang.
343
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,868
It turns out it was
a drug deal gone wrong.
344
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,404
They just hit up
the wrong locker.
345
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,173
Almost made it out, but then
I got made by sweet rita,
346
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,408
And I just bolted.
347
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,344
Jumped in my car,
gunned it here, and...
348
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,279
Damn, what a rush!
349
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,647
-You are a natural.
350
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,916
-Thank you.
351
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,817
By the way, I got some sad news.
352
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,951
Uh, little petey,
353
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,954
He's been dead now for 14 years.
354
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,288
Died in his sleep.
355
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,489
-Oh, sleep apnea?
356
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,524
-Murdered.
357
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,926
Pretty brutally.
358
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,027
Dj!
359
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,661
Nat: Deej! Deej!
360
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,297
Dj! Dj! Deej!
361
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,898
Ugh, god.
362
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,701
Dj!
-Don't--!
363
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,169
-Oh!
Ow!
364
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,704
bag!
365
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,773
-Nat! Thank you!
366
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,174
Nat: Everything's in there.
367
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,609
Hearing aids,
back-up hearing aids.
368
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,243
-My post-workout banan...
369
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,779
-Sure, your banana's
in there, too.
370
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,447
-Those bastards...
371
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,716
-Your weird
listening device thingy.
372
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,720
listening device...?
373
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,990
Eddie: wear that
negligee I bought you, please!
374
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,124
-Which one?
375
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,259
Eddie: I dunno,
the one I ripped off you
376
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,995
Last time we boned?
377
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,697
-Excuse me, I forgot my, uh...
378
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,532
Vape.
379
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,799
vape, vape...
380
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:09,934
-Hang on one second.
381
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,803
-God, I missed you, simon.
382
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:12,804
You too, garfunkel!
383
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,372
Muah, muah, muah!
384
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,373
Eddie: Were you spying on me?
385
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,975
Deej, do you even vape, bro?
386
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,079
-Five, four, three...
387
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,751
-And we're back!
388
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,624
Chris: Come on, man, wake up!
389
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,293
Keeran: Dj, say something!
Chris: Dj, dj!
390
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,293
Cynthia: Dj!
391
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,829
Eddie: Guys,
he can't even hear good, okay?
392
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:38,629
Gwen: Dj!
393
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,431
-Am I... In heaven?
394
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,099
are you okay?
395
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,567
Cynthia: Gotcha.
Chris: Take your time.
396
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,303
Eddie: Babe...
Are you really gonna believe
397
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,104
What some deaf dude
heard over me?
398
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,573
That's like taking an eyewitness
account from stevie wonder!
399
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,975
Dj: Gwen, you gotta believe me.
I know what I heard.
400
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,144
-Oh, no.
No, no, no.
401
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,945
-Wow, I've never
actually said that before.
402
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,047
-You should have stayed down--
403
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,148
Nat: Hey!
Get over here!
404
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,449
-Ohh!
Ow, ow, ow!
405
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,052
-I got him, deej!
Take a free shot while you can!
406
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,853
-Nat, you always do this.
I had him.
407
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,255
I was just about to--
-dj?
408
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,523
I believe you.
409
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,193
Eddie: Babe!
410
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,928
Babe, come on, it's me.
411
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,330
It's your eddie teddy.
412
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,264
Come on...!
413
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400
This is bullshit.
414
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,868
Gwen: No, eddie,
this is bullshit!
415
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:24,208
He's in here.
416
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,742
I went through your contacts.
417
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:29,080
And I texted burger sheikh,
serrano's,
418
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,348
Taco chime, and ethos.
419
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,417
-Got your usual.
420
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,885
-Why do you have
the ethos guy's number saved?
421
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,421
-Because it is delicious!
422
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,358
Anyway, babe,
baby, bb, boo boo...
423
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,726
Stan...
Hear me out, okay?
424
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,828
-You told me
I was your one and only.
425
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:44,829
-Yes, I know, I know--
426
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,730
-But you've been eating out
all over town!
427
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,866
Woman: You told me I was
saved as taco chime
428
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,901
Because my hoo-ha
made your dick go dong!
429
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,538
Eddie: Yes! It does, baby!
I promise you, I just--
430
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,573
Not totally, but, like,
I can explain everything.
431
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,741
-You are going to pay for this!
-Okay...
432
00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,577
-We're gonna
make you pay for this!
433
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,412
Ethos guy: Someone's
gotta pay for this...
434
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,048
Eddie: You know I'm sorry
to drag you into this, stan!
435
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,516
-Gwen, I... Uh...
436
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,187
-Do you wanna--
437
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,324
Wayne: I think
jen's about to throw.
438
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,426
Come quick!
Come quick, come on!
439
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,064
Keeran: Hey, wayne,
what's a hoo-ha?
440
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,532
Wayne: So innocent.
441
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,135
I've been watching
inside the medic tent updates,
442
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,737
And after two painful hours they
finally cleared her to throw.
443
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,340
Cynthia: Oh, thank god
she is not badly injured,
444
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,275
But you really
should be working!
445
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,876
-I will!
She's up, she's up.
446
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,946
Announcer: this canadian hopeful just won't stay down ,
447
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,948
But I guess nothing elsecould possibly go wrong, right?
448
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,184
Although that distant storm cloud does look ominous.
449
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,953
Anyway, hauser steps up,
450
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,588
Lifting her javelin with determination,
451
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,758
High into the air, an aluminum rod held aloft,
452
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,093
A steely beam pointed to the skies!
453
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,296
Wayne: Oh!
454
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,403
Announcer: A devastating blow for team canada .
455
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,405
-Is jen... Dead?
456
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,273
-Oh...
457
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,441
Announcer: But wait!
458
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,709
-Ah!
459
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,677
Announcer: Jen hauser is rising up like the undertaker
460
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,145
And stumbling over to her javelin!
461
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,814
-Oh, good heavens!
462
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,317
Dj: Fancy running...
After you here.
463
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,120
Dj: May I?
464
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,222
Gwen: Yeah.
465
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,325
Ah!
466
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,929
-I'm sorry I blurted out
about eddie cheating,
467
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,597
All 75 times.
468
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,668
I wasn't trying to
hide it from you.
469
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:35,472
I debated it, but only 'cause
I didn't want to hurt you.
470
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,808
-You're not the one
who hurt me.
471
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,880
I can't believe
I didn't see the signs.
472
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,148
I feel so stupid.
473
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,251
-No, no, you're not stupid.
474
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,120
And if it makes
you feel any better,
475
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,555
You're talking to the guy who
ran through several playgrounds
476
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,658
In just a towel this morning.
477
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,192
what kind of towel?
478
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,028
-What kind of towel
would make it okay?
479
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,096
-None.
480
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,998
That does make me feel better.
481
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,702
Hey, didn't you get
all your clothes back?
482
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,838
How come you're
still rockin' the jorts?
483
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,109
-This is who I am now.
484
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,512
Ah.
485
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,147
Announcer: In a stunning turn of events,
486
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:19,182
Jen hauser is quite literally back from the dead,
487
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,153
And incredibly,cleared to throw by the doctor .
488
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,988
What kind of doctor, you ask?
489
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:24,988
Don't.
490
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,723
-Probably a naturopath.
-Western medicine.
491
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,959
Announcer: Here she goes for her third and final throw.
492
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,495
Hauser lets go of the javelin and it flies...
493
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,463
Whoa, is that--?
494
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,532
Dj: Go, jen, go!
Announcer: Yes, it is!
495
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,268
Hauser has just thrown 65.73 metres ,
496
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,002
Edging out latvia by a hair!
497
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,138
That's right, despite food poisoning,
498
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,975
A severe concussion,and a smiting from god himself,
499
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,544
Jen hauser from canada places second at the olympic games.
500
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,482
-Oh my god!
501
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,286
-That's almost first!
502
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,687
Cynthia: She did it!
503
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,622
I mean, it almost killed her,
504
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,092
But jen achieved
her olympic dream!
505
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,727
Gwen: Incredible.
506
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,628
-I wonder when
we'll ever see her again.
507
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,330
-Tuesday.
She's in at noon.
508
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,898
-Yeah, she took my shift.
509
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:13,904
♪
510
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:19,110
♪
511
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:25,116
♪
512
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:29,987
♪
513
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:34,458
♪
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