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Last round, Raymond.
You're way ahead.
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Hold him off with your jab.
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Watch the left hook,
that's all he's ever hurt you with.
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Knock him out, Glenn.
You're way behind on points.
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You can't win on a decision.
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It comes down to this:
Are you a champion or not?
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Three minutes. Take it to him.
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JENNY:
Let me see if I get this...
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. . .you dreamt I was dreaming
of Raymond and Glenn fighting?
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Yes. You were in the front row.
When Raymond hit Glenn. . .
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. . .his mouthpiece flew into you.
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You screamed and lurched up in bed,
revealing that it was a dream.
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And then I lurched up in bed,
realizing I was dreaming of you. . .
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-. . .having the dream.
-Okay.
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You're weirder than me.
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-Ready?
-We have to call the case off.
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-Why?
-You and Raymond will kill each other.
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Or at least ruin your friendship.
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-I dreamt it.
-Actually, l--
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-You dreamt me dreaming it.
-I'm sure I should have followed that.
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-You majored in dream interpretation.
-No, I studied it.
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You should be able to read this one.
We should settle.
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-Just because she dreamt it?
-Her dreams come true. Tell him.
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Especially the bad ones.
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-Tell me about this dream.
-You and Raymond were boxing.
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-His eye was swollen. You were bleeding.
-It was terrible.
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But it didn't turn out to be my dream.
I was just in bed. . .
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. . .dreaming of Jenny's dream,
like she said.
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-Is that it?
-Pretty much.
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-See? We need to settle.
-This dream could mean who knows what.
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You're in bed. That could be fear
of death, place of sexual encounter.
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Violence isn't battle so much as
repression. Blood actually means love.
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-Love?
-Yeah. Becoming one with somebody.
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-Who was bleeding?
-You.
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Men naked or in undergarments:
sexual fantasy or intimacy.
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Let's see. . . .
This has nothing to do with the case.
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You just have repressed fantasies
of sex and intimacy. Likely with. . .
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. . .me.
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Dreams mean nothing.
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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Neutral Corners
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
That ljust can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
Yeah, now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
To fiind my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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First up, the Honorable Judge Ling.
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As you all know, Ling's a judge.
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And of course, legally, as a judge
she can no longer work here.
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-Oh.
-Oh.
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I know sarcasm when I hear it.
I'm expecting a party.
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Something big. Maybe a dinner.
I'll need to approve the menu.
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(BELL CHIMING]
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-What happened to you?
-I beg your pardon?
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-How was your time off, John?
-It was fine.
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-Good food? Little R and R? Steroids?
-I worked out a little.
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-Let's just move along, Richard.
-All right. Next up. . . .
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-I've totally forgotten what's next.
-Can anything follow that?
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Balls.
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-The only thing--
-They know!
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-They know you look different.
-Did you see the gape on Ally?
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-If they touch you, you'll feel real.
-Do I walk around saying, "Touch me"?
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-Do women do that with padded bras?
-Just give this a chance.
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Trust me. This can work.
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What then, Corretta?
Do I continue living my life. . .
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. . .with fake pecs and inflated glutes?
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Women look at body parts,
just like men do.
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That's really nice to hear.
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But once we fall in love,
the outside no longer matters.
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You see pretty wives with
beer-bellied, bald men all the time.
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You think those guys looked like that
in the beginning?
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-One twenty-five?
-Look, Jenny--
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Raymond, our case
is stronger as a nuisance claim.
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But your damages are limited.
Help me out, Al.
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-Why should I help you out?
-You'll end up losing money.
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You know that. Glenn knows it.
How you doing?
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Stop asking me how I'm doing.
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One twenty-five is as high
as I'm authorized to go.
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-We'll think about it.
-No, we won't.
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We'll get back to you.
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-Good. That was fast. Burger?
-Yeah, okay. I'll meet you outside.
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-They got us.
-They don't. Whose side are you on?
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The cost of prosecuting will be
higher than our contingency.
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-We can win.
-In your dreams. Or maybe hers.
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Hey! Hey! My dreams have no relevance.
Don't think my dreams are relevant.
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We cannot make money on this case.
That's all I'm saying.
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Case number 603.
Crystal v. City of Boston.
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Good morning, Your Honor.
How are you today?
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-Judgment for the defendant.
-Wait! I have a case.
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I was forced to pay
the Brighton Public School $32. . .
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. . .just because my son stuck gum
on the bottom of a desk.
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They threatened to suspend him.
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It may seem petty, but the school
systems expend a lot of money. . .
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. . .to remove these big wads of gum.
Not only is it vandalism. . .
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. . .but it represents
an egregious breach of decorum.
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Gum-chewing is symptomatic
of the escalation of disrespect. . .
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. . .afforded to both the teachers
and the education. . . .
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I changed my mind. Judgment for
the plaintiff. Refund her money.
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-Thank you, Your Honor.
-But you pay court costs. $500.
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Next case.
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Something good.
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What are we gonna do?
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About what?
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Jenny. We gotta convince her
to settle on this case.
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When she gets stubborn, I just. . . .
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I'm friends with Raymond.
That makes my influence less.
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Maybe you should try and persuade her.
You guys seem pretty close now.
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Well. . . .
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-Are you close?
-Look, I'm 31 years old.
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-I'm way too old to play games, okay?
-I'm sorry?
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Last week, you told me
you two were over.
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Then you blurt out
that you're a single guy.
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Now you're here, trying to find out
if I'm close to Jenny.
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Would I be betraying her
if I were to see you?
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Obviously, there's some
chemistry going on.
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So let's just be adult, address it,
and put it out there.
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-Ally?
-Hm?
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If you somehow got the impression
that I was interested. . .
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. . .I apologize.
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Never mind, it was a joke!
I was joking. I'm a joker.
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You'll learn that about me.
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I'm a kidder. So funny.
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See you.
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Tell me something. Be honest.
Do you think Ally's cute?
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-Why do you ask me that?
-Well, I could be wrong--
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-You usually are.
-I think she's, you know. . .
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. . .a nasty little edible.
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-You think she's cute?
-Isn't that what I just said?
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Yeah, I suppose she's cute.
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Okay, I could be wrong--
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-You usually are.
-I bet behind the corporate thing. . .
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. . .she's a little sex machine.
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-Ally?
-Yep.
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-Think it'd be bad to ask her out?
-I thought you did.
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I pissed her off.
I got distracted by Loing.
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-Ling.
-What do you think of me and Ally?
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You always have a good feel
for these things.
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Well, I don't. . . .
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Actually, yeah,
you two probably would be good.
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-Why not?
-I'm gonna ask her out.
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Ally, give me your hand.
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I simply must have it.
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I'm not exactly comfortable
with the dream.
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-We should confront its implications.
-It was just a dream.
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It's been said,
"Sex is the gateway of life. "
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-Who said that?
-It doesn't matter.
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What does:
We are conceived through sex.
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As we age,
we're reborn through it. . .
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. . .either as a culminating
act of love or. . .
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-. . .Iust. Lust is good.
-It is?
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Oh, yes. It's part of love.
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And women sometimes need
to revitalize the yearning.
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I think you know what I'm saying.
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Give me your hand.
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I haven't a clue
as to what you're saying.
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Drink the sweet nectar
of the forbidden fruit.
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-Navigate the passage.
-Again, more clearly.
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It's only when you surrender
to your want. . .
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. . .that you'll be able
to clarify what it is you truly need.
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You're telling me again
to go to the boy?
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Oh, yes.
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-We can't settle for 1 25,000.
-Jenny, we have to be practical.
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-Why? Who made up that rule?
-Certainly not me.
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At 1 25,000, minus contingency,
each plaintiff will get a dollar.
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This thing is not about money,
it's about right and wrong.
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It's stopping these people from
invading the privacy of our homes. . .
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. . .where we do those private things
that we love to do in our own homes.
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-This is about justice.
-Justice can't be that cheap.
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-They're not afraid of us.
-Then we have to scare them.
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Hey.
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-How's it going?
-Hello again.
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Well, John, one of us isn't being
entirely honest with ourselves, is he?
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-Can't they do this in your office?
-Too much natural light.
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-Have you planned my party? Richard!
-Well. . . .
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I have strong emotional attachments
to this place.
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-What's going on?
-Camera and makeup tests.
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-Are you getting a TV show?
-Why not?
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-Can I speak with you?
-No. I tried to convince Jenny.
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She wouldn't budge,
so we have nothing to talk about.
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(STAMMERS]
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-Boy? I want you to sing at my party.
-Excuse me?
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Somebody other than
Elaine should sing.
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You're the only one
who can hit a note.
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-Something that captures me. No.
-Can you hold still?
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Ling? After the shoot, do you think
I could borrow the camera crew?
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Sure. I'm generous when
it doesn't cost me anything.
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-A video?
-We know that we don't scare them.
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-What would scare the phone companies?
-What?
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Bad publicity. So far, this case
has made very little noise.
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-But a press conference--
-No.
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This is a cross between a video and
a PSA. Claire will be our spokesperson.
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-Claire? Are you on drugs?
-I have an idea.
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Set up another settlement conference.
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Get Claire back in here.
We have to rehearse.
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And no, I am not on drugs.
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I know you're in there.
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Let me in, or I'll call
the fire department.
200
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What's wrong?
201
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Feel my muscle.
202
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-Ew.
-Yep.
203
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It's a fraud.
A suit designed by Corretta.
204
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And I was totally fooled.
205
00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:07,965
As lawyers, we're trained to look
at events as reasonable men.
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Looking at myself--
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This sullen attitude,
it's just too boring.
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Do you ever have a problem
with being ridiculous?
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Never. This started two weeks ago
when you decided you loved Ally.
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What did we agree to do? Declare your
feelings. You didn't do that, did you?
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-She likened me to a Chia Pet.
-You never took the shot.
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You don't even have the guts
to go for what you want.
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Did you ever think that she
could be protecting herself?
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Maybe she really loves you.
Did you ever stop to consider that?
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-Do you think that could be true?
-Are you nuts? That's not the point.
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The point is, let her say no. Hear her
say no. But at least walk the plank.
217
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:08,525
How can any woman love a man
who's too afraid to take the chance?
218
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:11,287
If you love Ally, go to her.
219
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I didn't give the phone number.
220
00:18:19,453 --> 00:18:23,002
We can superimpose that
with a graphic.
221
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I'm gonna see how Glenn did
with the meeting.
222
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-You were great, Claire.
-Yes, I was, wasn't l?
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So lovely.
224
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We'll let you know how we do,
and I really appreciate it, Claire.
225
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-Are you all right, Ally?
-Sorry?
226
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You seem blue. I know my colors.
227
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Well, I'm probably
just a little tired.
228
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:53,572
Is it a man?
229
00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:55,570
What?
230
00:18:55,973 --> 00:18:59,932
No. No, I'm fine.
231
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:03,762
You're more than fine,
you're gorgeous.
232
00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:07,010
But is it Glenn?
233
00:19:07,253 --> 00:19:10,450
Glenn? Glenn Foy?
234
00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:16,412
-May I take your hand, Ally?
-Okay.
235
00:19:16,653 --> 00:19:21,363
When I was very young,
I was the image of you.
236
00:19:21,613 --> 00:19:26,209
Which gives you an idea of what
you'll look like in a year or two.
237
00:19:26,453 --> 00:19:32,403
But there was nothing like that spark
when you met that special someone.
238
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:35,605
Even my nooks and crannies tingled.
239
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:39,402
Now I've got a lot older,
they tingle vicariously.
240
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:45,210
Right now, I'm tingling
for you and Glenn.
241
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:47,563
He's lovely.
242
00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:53,288
Well, Glenn isn't really my type.
But thank you.
243
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:58,766
My mistake.
I may have had a phantom tingle.
244
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:02,531
-I have a lot of work to do.
-Of course.
245
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:06,010
I should get busy.
246
00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:07,612
-Ally.
-Hm?
247
00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:12,166
I've always found the funny thing
about love is. . .
248
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:18,363
. . .it's the one game you lose
by refusing to play.
249
00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:42,371
-Well, our home away from home.
-You can go into the conference room.
250
00:20:43,253 --> 00:20:47,405
-Raymond?
-This really is a waste of time.
251
00:20:47,653 --> 00:20:51,362
-Our client--
-Just go in. We'll meet you in there.
252
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,803
-Is the television set up?
-Everything's in there.
253
00:20:58,053 --> 00:21:01,170
Could you sing tonight
at the bar for Ling?
254
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:05,008
-I don't even know her.
-The problem is, others do.
255
00:21:05,253 --> 00:21:06,572
-Ready?
-Yeah.
256
00:21:06,813 --> 00:21:09,008
-Would you think about it?
GLENN: Okay.
257
00:21:09,173 --> 00:21:12,165
John, what happened
to your little tush?
258
00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:15,962
-It's depressed. Can I speak to you?
-I'm late.
259
00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:19,961
I'm in a settlement conference.
Right after, I'll come--
260
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:27,768
Listen, Ally, sometimes when I
try cases against women lawyers. . .
261
00:21:27,973 --> 00:21:31,602
. . .I hit on them to unnerve them.
I'm not proud of it.
262
00:21:31,853 --> 00:21:38,201
I just want to apologize
for doing it a little with you.
263
00:21:38,453 --> 00:21:41,206
Okay. I appreciate that.
264
00:21:41,453 --> 00:21:47,847
To make amends, I thought after the
case is over I'd ask you out for real.
265
00:21:48,053 --> 00:21:49,452
Oh.
266
00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,369
GLENN:
Raymond?
267
00:21:57,293 --> 00:22:01,002
-Thanks for coming back in.
-We're happy to be here.
268
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,165
Of course, our offer must drop
to 1 20 to cover our time.
269
00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:05,562
-What?!
-Jenny.
270
00:22:05,773 --> 00:22:08,287
-That's just mean.
-1 20, 1 25. . . .
271
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,927
-It doesn't matter. And unacceptable.
-They're too low.
272
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:15,012
-I can't follow who's talking.
-Just watch the screen.
273
00:22:15,253 --> 00:22:18,051
We have a little surprise.
274
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:25,405
Hello, I'm Claire Otoms.
Ever get one of those annoying calls...
275
00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:31,006
...promising to cut your phone rates?
lf you're like me, you have.
276
00:22:31,253 --> 00:22:34,529
-What is this?
-A commercial we plan to run.
277
00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:40,205
I decided to do something about it.
I sued them.
278
00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:43,486
I fiiled a class-action suit...
279
00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:47,652
...and 72,000 possums--
People havejoined in.
280
00:22:48,213 --> 00:22:52,968
If you've had a bellyful of these
companies and want to fiight back...
281
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,562
...call this number.
282
00:22:55,813 --> 00:22:59,169
You know what
the phone companies are doing now?
283
00:22:59,853 --> 00:23:03,971
They're offering a service
to protect you from harassment.
284
00:23:04,173 --> 00:23:08,769
For $ 1 1 a month,
they'll screen these calls.
285
00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:11,362
Aren 't they lovely?
286
00:23:11,653 --> 00:23:16,408
Believe what youjust saw?
How about what youjust heard?
287
00:23:16,653 --> 00:23:21,602
The phone companies harass you,
then charge you for protection.
288
00:23:21,853 --> 00:23:25,812
Remember the bullies
who took your milk money?
289
00:23:26,053 --> 00:23:27,771
It's the same thing.
290
00:23:28,413 --> 00:23:32,201
If you'd like to join the fiight,
call this 1-800 number...
291
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:36,366
... which we'll pay for, by the way.
292
00:23:37,453 --> 00:23:40,650
-Good, wasn't it?
ALLY: The public is ready to turn.
293
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:46,564
And Congress will be behind them.
This commercial might be the nudge.
294
00:23:46,813 --> 00:23:50,249
We bought time for tomorrow night.
295
00:23:56,853 --> 00:24:01,404
Wait, the phone companies offer to
protect you against harassment. . .
296
00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:04,411
-. . .that they themselves commit?
-Some do.
297
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:08,612
They're afraid if we put out the word
with this video. . . .
298
00:24:08,853 --> 00:24:12,004
They're gonna settle. I know it. I do.
299
00:24:12,253 --> 00:24:17,566
They can't risk the class getting
bigger and we want an offer tonight.
300
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:23,166
Congratulations.
Now, what about you. . .
301
00:24:25,773 --> 00:24:31,689
-. . .and the one they call Glenn?
-I think we're in a neutral state. . .
302
00:24:31,893 --> 00:24:34,805
. . .because the relationship
would be short-term.
303
00:24:35,053 --> 00:24:40,764
-And with Jenny's feelings at stake--
-But he has admitted to his desire?
304
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:45,643
-No. He hasn't.
-But a woman knows.
305
00:24:46,253 --> 00:24:49,962
Well, it's like,
I know I shouldn't, but I want it.
306
00:24:50,213 --> 00:24:52,773
And I don't want it.
307
00:24:52,973 --> 00:24:55,203
(BEEPING]
308
00:24:57,853 --> 00:25:02,973
-It's beeping.
-It's my pager.
309
00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:11,171
-John Cage.
-Is it important?
310
00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:14,568
Evidently.
311
00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:31,212
-Did we have to come up to your office?
-Yes, it's a semenal moment.
312
00:25:31,453 --> 00:25:34,172
-Seminal!
-Fine. Fine.
313
00:25:34,373 --> 00:25:37,809
-Are you okay?
-No. Well, yes. No.
314
00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:41,363
I'm just a little. . . .
315
00:25:42,653 --> 00:25:45,372
Cro-Magnon Raymond
is interested in me.
316
00:25:45,573 --> 00:25:50,363
I'm finding it tough contending
with it in the middle of a case.
317
00:25:52,453 --> 00:25:55,331
-Just between you and me?
-Of course.
318
00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:58,172
I think that Glenn is interested too.
319
00:25:59,813 --> 00:26:06,002
He's not saying it, but I can feel it.
I'm just having a hard time.
320
00:26:06,253 --> 00:26:10,007
Men think women like it when
men are interested in them.
321
00:26:10,213 --> 00:26:13,171
You know, it's not always the case.
322
00:26:16,973 --> 00:26:19,567
What did you want to talk to me about?
323
00:26:19,773 --> 00:26:22,571
I'm interested in you.
324
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:26,963
That's funny.
325
00:26:30,253 --> 00:26:33,086
I'm serious.
326
00:26:35,253 --> 00:26:39,405
And rather than throw
on a pair of glute trunks. . .
327
00:26:39,653 --> 00:26:43,202
. . .to try and impress you with
muscles that aren't mine. . .
328
00:26:43,453 --> 00:26:46,411
. . .I decided to take
the road less traveled. . .
329
00:26:46,653 --> 00:26:52,762
. . .one of simple maturity.
I'm being direct.
330
00:26:54,053 --> 00:26:56,169
I love you.
331
00:26:57,253 --> 00:27:00,404
Your nuance. Your idealism.
332
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:05,773
Your beauty. Your body.
Everything about you.
333
00:27:06,653 --> 00:27:11,204
You're slightly nuts, but that's
something we have in common.
334
00:27:11,453 --> 00:27:17,767
I think that we could be
a good couple. I would like to try.
335
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,362
John, I'm. . . .
336
00:27:23,773 --> 00:27:26,367
I so wanna be loved by you.
337
00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:31,767
But not in the way that you
are interested in loving me.
338
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:39,764
Ordinarily, this would be
where I retreat in humiliation.
339
00:27:39,973 --> 00:27:45,001
But the stakes being what they are,
I'm just going to ask, are you sure?
340
00:27:45,253 --> 00:27:50,168
And if so, why are you sure?
341
00:27:50,373 --> 00:27:52,364
John, l--
342
00:27:54,053 --> 00:27:57,602
I don't feel any
physical passion for you.
343
00:27:57,853 --> 00:28:02,768
I could be wrong,
but sometimes that can be discovered.
344
00:28:05,253 --> 00:28:07,926
You hardly know
what you want in a man.
345
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:12,765
But I'm pretty good at recognizing
what I don't want.
346
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,446
John, l--
347
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:22,046
I think you are the most lovely man
that I could ever hope to meet.
348
00:28:23,253 --> 00:28:27,769
But I just can't love you in the way
you're asking me to.
349
00:28:38,613 --> 00:28:40,251
Well. . . .
350
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:45,607
That's the trouble, I suppose,
in coming at people with honesty.
351
00:28:45,853 --> 00:28:48,765
They sometimes counter with it.
352
00:29:13,013 --> 00:29:15,686
keep the ball rolling
keep the ball rolling
353
00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:23,323
On your mark, get set
Let the kissing start
354
00:29:25,253 --> 00:29:27,403
-I thought you rented out the bar.
-I did.
355
00:29:27,653 --> 00:29:32,966
-Then who are all these people?
-I rented them so you'd feel popular.
356
00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:37,325
-Is the boy gonna sing for me?
-He said he would.
357
00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,046
One little kiss
358
00:29:42,373 --> 00:29:43,692
-He's on his way.
-Who?
359
00:29:43,933 --> 00:29:45,207
Simon McCalister.
He just paged me.
360
00:29:45,453 --> 00:29:49,366
-Does he have an offer?
-Let's go find out.
361
00:30:03,653 --> 00:30:06,565
I just want to say I'm sorry.
362
00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:08,168
Oh.
363
00:30:08,413 --> 00:30:10,563
Sorry for putting you
in a difficult position.
364
00:30:10,813 --> 00:30:12,485
Oh, well.
365
00:30:16,173 --> 00:30:20,769
But I don't regret declaring myself.
366
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:24,205
Are you okay?
367
00:30:24,453 --> 00:30:30,130
Incredibly. I feel wonderful.
368
00:30:31,573 --> 00:30:35,964
I'm disappointed that you can't
reciprocate my feelings. . .
369
00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:41,162
. . .but continuing to suppress them
would have been much more malignant.
370
00:30:41,853 --> 00:30:43,764
Really?
371
00:30:44,053 --> 00:30:45,406
Well. . . .
372
00:30:46,293 --> 00:30:50,206
You gotta figure,
over 6 billion people on Earth.
373
00:30:50,453 --> 00:30:56,847
What are the needle-in-a-haystack
odds you'll find that soul mate?
374
00:30:57,813 --> 00:31:03,809
And consider the logic of coming
across somebody who could be it. . .
375
00:31:04,053 --> 00:31:07,170
. . .and then keeping it to yourself.
376
00:31:15,053 --> 00:31:17,328
-Do you want something?
-Excuse me?
377
00:31:17,813 --> 00:31:20,373
-Do you want something?
-Yeah.
378
00:31:20,573 --> 00:31:25,283
Simon McCalister just
returned with another offer.
379
00:31:30,053 --> 00:31:34,729
-See you downstairs.
-Absolutely.
380
00:31:42,293 --> 00:31:45,569
-This won't have any effect. . .
-Of course not.
381
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:48,207
. . .but goodwill is hard to quantify.
382
00:31:48,453 --> 00:31:51,206
Does a number go along
with your goodwill?
383
00:31:51,413 --> 00:31:55,884
Our clients have reluctantly agreed
to up our offer to $300,000.
384
00:31:56,093 --> 00:31:59,483
-It's nonnegotiable.
-Excellent, it's nonnegotiable.
385
00:31:59,693 --> 00:32:01,570
-Meeting's over.
-We'll go.
386
00:32:01,773 --> 00:32:06,801
-They're all talking again.
-Simon, juries hate corporate giants.
387
00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:10,363
-You and I know it. Do you?
-I do. How you doing?
388
00:32:10,853 --> 00:32:16,644
Let's figure they pay each plaintiff
$1 000 for this harassment.
389
00:32:17,253 --> 00:32:22,885
I'll tell you what, let's make it
500 per plaintiff. Now, that seems low.
390
00:32:23,453 --> 00:32:26,411
Even so, 500 times 72,000
is $36 million.
391
00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:30,208
That commercial could triple
our plaintiff base. . .
392
00:32:30,453 --> 00:32:33,206
. . .bringing the settlement
to over 1 00 million.
393
00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:34,806
That's why you're here.
Would you agree?
394
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,406
I would. How you doing?
395
00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:40,407
And $1 00 million seems like
a lot of money. . .
396
00:32:40,653 --> 00:32:43,963
. . .except when you're
a billion-dollar phone giant.
397
00:32:44,173 --> 00:32:47,324
You know it. Your client knows.
The jury will.
398
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:53,005
And juries just love to pinch
Fortune 500 monopolies.
399
00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:57,764
Fifteen million. That's the number.
Works out to $208 per plaintiff. . .
400
00:32:58,013 --> 00:33:01,801
. . .assuming we don't run the ad
and the class doesn't grow.
401
00:33:02,453 --> 00:33:05,763
Two hundred and eight dollars,
that's nothing.
402
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,130
All in at 1 5?
403
00:33:12,613 --> 00:33:14,569
All in.
404
00:33:19,853 --> 00:33:21,764
Done.
405
00:33:33,573 --> 00:33:36,087
Jam up andjelly tight
406
00:33:38,453 --> 00:33:40,489
Now you're out of sight
407
00:33:44,573 --> 00:33:47,565
You look a little naughty
But you're so polite
408
00:33:58,373 --> 00:34:00,409
I-- I just. . . .
409
00:34:00,653 --> 00:34:02,848
-I feel numb.
-You should.
410
00:34:03,053 --> 00:34:06,932
That's the biggest settlement
our firm has ever gotten.
411
00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:08,964
And look at him.
412
00:34:11,173 --> 00:34:16,372
He doesn't like to lose. And it's
not often he does. He's good.
413
00:34:16,613 --> 00:34:19,207
So is Glenn.
414
00:34:19,453 --> 00:34:22,763
-Yeah. They look kind of tight.
-Oh, yeah, well. . . .
415
00:34:24,053 --> 00:34:28,808
Yeah, they're freak-dancing.
Everyone gets tight.
416
00:34:33,253 --> 00:34:39,567
-Maybe Glenn and she. . .?
-Wouldn't it be hard for you. . .
417
00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:43,169
. . .if he were to date someone
from the same firm?
418
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:47,002
A little bit.
But I could be friends with her.
419
00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:51,849
I so wanna be close to
whomever he ends up with.
420
00:34:52,373 --> 00:34:54,045
Really?
421
00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:57,567
I wish you'd date him.
422
00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:09,012
-How did the conference go?
-Not bad.
423
00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:13,451
-We got $200 per plaintiff.
-Think how their lives will change.
424
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:17,168
Ever see a grown man cry? Watch.
425
00:35:17,413 --> 00:35:23,568
It is pretty amazing to change
72,000 people's lives in one night.
426
00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:27,891
Yeah, not since the pope
lifted the ban on meat did--
427
00:35:29,413 --> 00:35:33,167
72,000 times 200. . . .
428
00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:39,006
You got a $1 5 million settlement?
429
00:35:39,213 --> 00:35:42,603
-We get a full contingency?
-If the class signs on.
430
00:35:42,853 --> 00:35:47,005
And we expect them to.
Here it comes.
431
00:35:48,853 --> 00:35:51,765
-Wait one second.
-Richard, it's okay.
432
00:35:52,013 --> 00:35:54,766
I'm just so happy
for those nice people.
433
00:35:54,973 --> 00:36:00,127
And we get 5 million. It's the fact
that we did some good here.
434
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:04,645
-Deep down, he's a philanthropist.
-I can see that.
435
00:36:08,213 --> 00:36:11,967
Look, it's the boy. My song.
436
00:36:12,653 --> 00:36:15,406
Those fiingers in my hair
437
00:36:19,813 --> 00:36:24,364
That strips my conscience bare
It's witchcraft
438
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:30,404
And I've got no defense for it
439
00:36:30,893 --> 00:36:33,851
The heat is too intense for it
440
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:37,769
What good would
Common sense for it do?
441
00:36:40,173 --> 00:36:47,170
'Cause it's witchcraft
Wicked witchcraft
442
00:36:47,693 --> 00:36:54,531
And although I know
It's strictly taboo
443
00:36:56,293 --> 00:36:59,285
When you arouse the need in me
444
00:36:59,533 --> 00:37:02,889
My heart says
"Yes, indeed" in me
445
00:37:03,093 --> 00:37:09,009
Proceed with what
You're leading me to
446
00:37:10,173 --> 00:37:13,245
It's such an ancient pitch
447
00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:16,811
But one that I'd never switch
448
00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:21,965
'Cause there's no nicer witch
Than you
449
00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:25,206
Than you
450
00:37:41,773 --> 00:37:42,569
Hey.
451
00:37:43,213 --> 00:37:48,765
-Glenn.
-I just came up to get my stuff.
452
00:37:49,413 --> 00:37:54,009
-Great song. Ling liked it.
-I'm glad.
453
00:37:54,253 --> 00:37:56,562
Walk you home?
454
00:37:59,773 --> 00:38:03,482
Actually, I have some stuff
that I have to finish up.
455
00:38:04,653 --> 00:38:07,372
You just packed your case.
456
00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:09,088
Well--
457
00:38:14,653 --> 00:38:19,249
Listen, I lied.
Obviously, I am interested.
458
00:38:20,053 --> 00:38:22,886
-With Jenny, it's just. . . .
-I know. I know.
459
00:38:23,653 --> 00:38:29,569
I even encouraged Raymond to date you
to protect myself against. . . .
460
00:38:32,173 --> 00:38:33,447
Well--
461
00:38:34,453 --> 00:38:39,322
Well, we just won a huge case
and the euphoria of that--
462
00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:45,563
Sometimes we're attracted to people
who are involved in our triumphs.
463
00:38:45,773 --> 00:38:48,606
We just happen to be co-triumphees. . .
464
00:38:48,853 --> 00:38:53,369
. . .and as such, we probably have
an exaggerated sense of. . . .
465
00:38:55,013 --> 00:38:59,006
-It would destroy Jenny.
-I know.
466
00:38:59,373 --> 00:39:05,767
I lied when I told you
I wasn't, and I thought I should--
467
00:39:05,973 --> 00:39:08,533
-Be honest.
-Yeah.
468
00:39:11,053 --> 00:39:16,047
Well, I am gonna go.
469
00:39:17,293 --> 00:39:19,443
Are you sure?
470
00:39:21,053 --> 00:39:25,126
I just don't trust myself
to be walked home by you.
471
00:39:25,693 --> 00:39:29,845
Jenny said that she wanted you
to date a friend. . .
472
00:39:30,053 --> 00:39:35,207
. . .because that would be good for. . . .
I think that she thinks that--
473
00:39:35,413 --> 00:39:37,881
-I can't do it to her.
-I know.
474
00:39:38,133 --> 00:39:42,251
I can't do it either.
475
00:39:44,093 --> 00:39:46,653
Are we gonna do it to her?
476
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:53,650
No, we can't.
Of course, we can't.
477
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:05,487
-So I'm gonna go.
-Okay.
478
00:40:13,733 --> 00:40:15,849
Glenn?
479
00:40:17,573 --> 00:40:21,168
You're a pretty great guy.
480
00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:24,449
Thanks.
481
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,801
-John.
-Glenn.
482
00:40:46,253 --> 00:40:49,051
-Good night.
-Night.
483
00:41:54,493 --> 00:41:55,482
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
484
00:41:56,813 --> 00:41:57,802
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