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Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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I have not told you anything.
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You are nothing to the Greys.
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I do not think they will let you live.
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The Greys will harness the
intense power of the caldera.
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But I do not know
why they are doing it.
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They cannot live long
in Earth's gravity.
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At least let me remember this time.
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Peter trusted me.
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If Peter trusted you,
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he would have given you the key.
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Who better to fight aliens
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than someone who can see aliens?
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[GASPS]
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You're a Blue Avian.
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Can I change?
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Huh. I see Heather.
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I know what this is.
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My knees are weak,
and my palms are sweating.
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I am in love.
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[TRANQUIL MUSIC]
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♪
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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[WATER BUBBLING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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♪
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[GASPS]
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Ah!
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♪
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The ball appears to be organic.
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It can only be controlled
by the Earth alien Harry.
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Bring him to us.
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♪
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[BROWN BIRD'S "BILGEWATER"]
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[LAID-BACK ACOUSTIC STRUMMING]
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sync and corrections by awaqededwww.addic7ed.com.
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[THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS'
"GO WHERE YOU WANNA GO"]
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[CAWING]
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Ooh, oh, look!
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The dumb humans look like ants.
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You look so stupid
on your legs with no wings
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on the dumb ground! [LAUGHS]
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Our life is better than yours
in every way!
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[LAUGHS]
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Attraction is simple physics.
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All objects with mass
are drawn to each other
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till they meet and there is a release.
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♪
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Heather and I have become very close,
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so the pull I feel
toward her is strong.
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- Oh, this is a new shop.
- Ooh.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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No. Harry, no.
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♪ With whoever you wanna do it with ♪
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Hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on, come on!
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- What are you doing?
- [LAUGHS]
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The male bird of paradise
puffs out his chest
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and performs an elaborate dance
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to attract a female mate.
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- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
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♪ You gotta go where you wanna go ♪
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♪ Do what you wanna do
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♪ With whoever you wanna do it with ♪
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I have felt the pull before,
but not like this.
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All I want is to be with her.
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I do not even mind
that she never showers
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and instead just splashes
around in a kiddie pool.
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♪ You don't understand
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♪ That a girl like me can love ♪
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♪ Just one man
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[BOTH COOING]
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♪ You've been gone a week
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Hey, Dad, have you seen Harry?
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I haven't been able to reach him.
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Not in a couple days.
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But it's been a good thing.
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I get to sell my pies
instead of turning around
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and noticing one of them is gone.
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You expecting Jay's mom?
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So she asked if she could
stay with me for a while.
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I didn't say yes.
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I would never cross that line
without talking to you
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after that first time
I crossed the line
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- without talking to you.
- These are her medications.
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One for stomach,
one for help concentrating,
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and this is her retainer
that she never remembers
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- to wear at night.
- So then...
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She already asked me. Yeah.
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No, sorry, she told me.
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I'm sorry.
Are things bad with you two?
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No.
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Right now, she's just mad because
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I told her she can't blow off
college to explore the world.
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Which I totally backed you up on.
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You know Jay.
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She's got this new girlfriend now,
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- and it's all about that.
- Yeah.
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You want to go see Europe
with your girlfriend? Great.
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You can go do that
after you get a degree.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Meanwhile, I'd rather see her with you
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while waiting for acceptance letters
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than in some hostel in Amsterdam.
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That is, if you're OK with it.
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I... [CHUCKLES]
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I'm happy to take her. Not take her.
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Uh, not take her.
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I... bad choice of words. I...
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I'm happy she has you.
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Don't let her borrow
your phone charger,
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- or you'll never see it again.
- Oh.
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[LAUGHS] Noted.
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♪ I'm in love ♪
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♪ I'm in love with a beautiful dove ♪
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♪ And she's sweet as pie ♪
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There you are. Where were you?
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Asta, I am in love,
and it makes me want to dance.
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Oh, my God,
but it didn't teach you how.
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- Ah! Ooh! Ah!
- Oh!
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Ellen.
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Did you do something with your hair?
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It looks nice.
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You might want to check
him for a head injury.
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Thank you.
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I have been trying
to reach you for three days.
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I have been with Heather... [LAUGHS]
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Having so much intercourse.
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It is exciting to find
new places to have sex.
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You should lock your car doors,
by the way.
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We have a problem.
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Mike and Liv have been searching
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the Alien Tracker's van and...
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wait, did you have sex in my car?
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No.
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[GIGGLES] Yes, it was good!
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Uh, but we only did it in
the back seat out of respect.
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OK, later we will talk
about boundaries.
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But first, you were
the last person to use
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the Alien Tracker's van.
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If Mike and Liv find your DNA,
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they'll know that you were
with him before he died.
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That's impossible.
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I used over 40 wet wipes
from a barbecue restaurant
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on that van and five on myself.
They will find nothing.
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Also, where is this van?
And is it locked?
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You're not having sex in the van.
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Not if I don't know where it is.
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Did you clean all of it?
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I think I know how to clean a car.
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Also, I just... I just remembered,
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- I forgot to clean your car.
- Gross!
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Mm. You're so stressed out.
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You should chill, girl.
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You should be more like Heather.
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[SNIFFS]
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OK, I am stressed out
because the end of the world
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might be happening, but actually,
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I'm really happy that you're happy.
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- I am happy.
- Well, good.
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But life is about balance.
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So you can have a girlfriend
and work on the mission.
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[GRUNTS SOFTLY] Fine.
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I will go visit the sheriff
and the deputy
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and then make sure
that they know nothing.
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Oh, thank you.
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You should invite Heather
and me to dinner.
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You will like her.
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OK. I can do that.
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And make a lot of food.
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Whoever said "eats like a bird"
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never took a bird to sushi.
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Oh, God, really? Here?
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No.
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[GIGGLES]
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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Look like some kind
of chemical formula, right?
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What for, I have no idea.
But whatever it is...
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It's important enough to kill over.
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Damn, Deputy, I was gonna say that.
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I done waited
my whole career to be able
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to say that something was
important enough to kill over,
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and I set myself up,
and you just jump in.
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I'm sorry. I didn't know.
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You could say something else like,
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"Whatever it is,
it's a recipe for death."
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See? That's even better.
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And I can't say that now
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because you just said that too.
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This is a nightmare.
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Uh, knock, knock.
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Dr. Vanderspeigle.
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What, you done stopped by
to ruin my day too?
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No.
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Oh, I just came by to see how old
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Deputy Mustache's pinworm medication
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was working and decided
to visit my old friends.
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I don't think
you're allowed to tell us
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about Fred's medication.
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Uh-oh, you caught me.
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Now you have to tell me
a secret about your job.
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Are there any fun crimes
that you can share?
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Well, Miss Kim's cat flushed
her dentures down the toilet.
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Is that fun enough for you?
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Picturing a cat with dentures.
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[LAUGHS] It's very fun.
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- Her dentures, not the cat's.
- Then no.
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It has been two minutes, and
they have not arrested me yet.
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I am safe.
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Hey, Doc, you must know chemistry.
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You recognize this formula?
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- Where did you get this?
- Why? What is it?
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It is a compound
with an alien element.
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A Grey element.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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- Sugar. Sugar.
- Sugar?
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It seems kind of long for sugar.
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Well, it is a special sugar,
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the kind that they used
to make the chocolate sauce
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that traps ice cream in a hard shell,
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you know, that keeps the ice cream
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from dripping on your hand,
and you knock on the shell
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and say, "Ice cream,
are you in there?"
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- Because you do not know.
- He's joking.
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- Sir, he's making a joke.
- Oh, OK.
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[LAUGHS] Yes.
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Making a joke
and definitely not memorizing
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this formula with my eyes.
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I lied.
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I am memorizing it
because this formula
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may be the key to
understanding the Greys' plan.
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And now I want ice cream.
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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♪
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Why are we supporting this?
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Harry can't date that bird.
He should be saving the Earth.
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Well, he can do both.
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And Heather's portal is fixed,
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so she should be leaving soon anyway.
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Just let him have some fun.
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We're not having fun.
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We are choosing to be single
until we finish our mission.
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- [KNOCKING]
- Oh, is that why we're single?
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God, I hope so.
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Hi. Heather!
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So happy you could join us.
You are right on time.
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We were outside.
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We saw you bring out the food,
so we came in.
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Oh, well, you didn't have to wait.
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We weren't waiting.
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We were screwing
in that tree over there.
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Yeah, right over there. [CHUCKLES]
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OK, well, probably gonna
want to wash your hands, huh?
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- No, thanks.
- No, I do not.
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Great.
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- Wait, what is that smell?
- Pretty great, huh?
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I made feta salad,
brown rice, fresh veggies,
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and I made a roast chick... beef.
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- Oh, my God.
- Made a chick beef.
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- Oh, my God.
- Did you cook a bird carcass?
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00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:56,123
- How dare you?
- God, I'm so sorry, Heather.
261
00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:58,038
We don't normally have bird guests,
262
00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:00,475
- so we weren't thinking.
- It's OK.
263
00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:02,869
It's an honest mistake.
264
00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:05,959
I am so sorry, my little sparrow.
265
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,354
Luckily, we brought our own food.
266
00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:12,184
- Oh, thank you.
- So nice of you.
267
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,318
- So... oh.
- [SPITTING]
268
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,190
Heather, um,
269
00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:21,496
I hear that you two
are having a lot of fun.
270
00:12:21,497 --> 00:12:25,674
Yeah, I love your car.
Smells like pine.
271
00:12:25,675 --> 00:12:26,937
Oh.
272
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,547
Or it used to smell like pine.
273
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,592
So the portal is fixed.
274
00:12:30,593 --> 00:12:32,899
You probably have to get
back to work soon, huh?
275
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,988
Yeah. We'll be going pretty soon.
276
00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:38,339
- We?
- Yes.
277
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,906
[SPITS]
278
00:12:39,907 --> 00:12:43,475
Heather's leaving, and so am I.
279
00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:45,216
We are moving to her home planet!
280
00:12:45,217 --> 00:12:47,262
[LAUGHS] Ah!
281
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:51,021
What do you mean you're
going to her home planet?
282
00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:54,024
What about your special project,
283
00:12:54,025 --> 00:12:57,418
you know, um, in the Grey folder?
284
00:12:57,419 --> 00:12:58,768
You mean Harry's secret mission
285
00:12:58,769 --> 00:13:00,596
to stop the Greys
from destroying the Earth?
286
00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:02,119
- She knows?
- You told the bird?
287
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,252
I should tell you, my noun is Avian.
288
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:07,080
This is why we are so close.
289
00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:09,648
We do not keep secrets from
one another like humans do.
290
00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:12,433
That is why you will
never know true love
291
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:15,262
and why you will end up
lonely spinners.
292
00:13:15,263 --> 00:13:18,570
- Well, it's spinsters.
- Why would you correct him?
293
00:13:18,571 --> 00:13:21,921
- No idea.
- Don't be upset you two, OK?
294
00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:24,271
Harry and I,
we tell each other everything.
295
00:13:24,272 --> 00:13:27,274
For instance,
I know you touched his penis.
296
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,362
[TENSE MUSIC]
297
00:13:28,363 --> 00:13:30,451
What?
298
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:34,455
We were trapped in a crevasse,
and he was seriously injured.
299
00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:36,327
Well, he says you lingered.
300
00:13:36,328 --> 00:13:37,720
What the hell?
301
00:13:37,721 --> 00:13:40,766
You know what you did.
302
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,203
- And what'd he say about me?
- He did not mention you.
303
00:13:43,204 --> 00:13:44,465
[SCOFFS]
304
00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:46,772
Just the stuff about Asta groping him,
305
00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:49,296
and that that was
very triggering for him,
306
00:13:49,297 --> 00:13:50,733
very traumatic,
307
00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:53,692
and how the town mayor
has been abducted by Greys.
308
00:13:53,693 --> 00:13:54,867
- Ben's been abducted?
- What?
309
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,913
- When?
- Do not worry.
310
00:13:56,914 --> 00:14:01,091
They bring him back every time,
and he remembers nothing.
311
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:02,788
Why would you not tell us this sooner?
312
00:14:02,789 --> 00:14:04,137
Because that is privileged information
313
00:14:04,138 --> 00:14:07,967
between a patient and a doctor,
and the Avian
314
00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:09,969
that his doctor is having sex with
315
00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,579
in the front seat of your car.
316
00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:13,669
I lied about only doing it
in the back.
317
00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:14,800
Stop having sex in my car.
318
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:17,237
Now you really can't leave Earth.
319
00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:19,457
You've got to stay here
and get rid of the Greys.
320
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,850
No, I don't.
321
00:14:20,851 --> 00:14:23,287
Once I figure out
what the Greys' plan is,
322
00:14:23,288 --> 00:14:24,680
I just need to give the General
323
00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:27,248
everything she needs to defeat them.
324
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:31,034
Psst.
325
00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:32,949
Oh.
326
00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:36,082
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]
327
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:41,000
♪
328
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:46,092
That is, uh... [WHISTLES]
329
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,312
[GIGGLES]
330
00:14:48,313 --> 00:14:51,097
[CAWS]
331
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,621
[GOBBLES]
332
00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:54,927
[CAWS]
333
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,452
- Caw!
- [HOOTING]
334
00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:02,108
[BOTH GROANING AND GRUNTING]
335
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,722
[WHISTLES] Mwah, mwah, mwah, ah.
336
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,159
What?
337
00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:12,816
[BOTH GRUNTING AND GROANING INTENSELY]
338
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,731
[GASPS] Ah.
339
00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:18,603
Mmm. [GASPS]
340
00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:21,040
- Hey, it's...
- [GRUNTS]
341
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:24,043
[SCREAMS]
342
00:15:24,044 --> 00:15:27,091
- [SCREAMING AND EXHALING]
- [BLOWING AND SNORTING]
343
00:15:34,098 --> 00:15:36,012
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:39,406
I will chaperone you like a human male
345
00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:42,192
in a false show of protection.
346
00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:45,151
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
347
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,501
Excuse us.
348
00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:49,199
Yeah.
349
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:54,814
♪
350
00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:01,341
What the hell?
351
00:16:01,342 --> 00:16:02,865
We have to tell Ben.
352
00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:04,649
No, we can't.
353
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,694
It will expose Harry.
354
00:16:06,695 --> 00:16:08,785
Promise me you will not
tell him anything.
355
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,352
Fine.
356
00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:13,876
Thank you.
357
00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:16,792
- [WHISTLING]
- [GRUNTING]
358
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,229
- [CAWING]
- [GOBBLING]
359
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,796
[WINGS THUMPING AND FLUTTERING]
360
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:23,450
And now they're having sex
in our bathroom.
361
00:16:23,451 --> 00:16:24,800
That's your bathroom.
362
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:25,975
I'll be using the gym.
363
00:16:25,976 --> 00:16:27,934
[MUFFLED SCREAM]
364
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,677
Hey. What are you two up to?
365
00:16:32,678 --> 00:16:34,026
Helping Max build a suspension bridge
366
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,246
- for his science project.
- Hmm.
367
00:16:36,247 --> 00:16:39,336
Making good progress,
and it is a great way
368
00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,903
to spend time together.
369
00:16:40,904 --> 00:16:42,643
A little father-son bonding.
370
00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:44,297
[STICKS CLATTERING]
371
00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:45,733
Whole day wasted.
372
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,300
You know, it doesn't look
like you're helping him.
373
00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:49,041
It looks like you're doing it for him.
374
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,869
Nope. Nope. Just inspecting.
375
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,915
You know, barely did anything.
376
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,873
You know, Max is all over it,
aren't you, buddy?
377
00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:58,050
I said, aren't you, buddy?
378
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,792
I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
379
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,576
Get to work.
380
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:04,883
I already had a project,
but Dad threw it out.
381
00:17:04,884 --> 00:17:06,493
It was a bag of moldy bread.
382
00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:08,452
It was literally trash.
383
00:17:08,453 --> 00:17:10,889
Make your own project, OK?
384
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:12,369
And one that takes
more effort than just
385
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:13,805
watching something rot.
386
00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:14,937
You know there's a whole website where
387
00:17:14,938 --> 00:17:16,634
you can rate teachers, right?
388
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,070
Do your worst.
389
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,506
I already have the worst rating
in the school.
390
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:21,031
Ugh.
391
00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:24,468
Honey... oh.
392
00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:26,774
Max isn't going to learn
if we do everything for him.
393
00:17:26,775 --> 00:17:28,298
I know.
394
00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:29,995
I just panicked when I saw
he was gonna turn in
395
00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:31,736
a bag of moldy bread.
396
00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:33,303
I was picked on as a kid.
397
00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:35,348
I don't want Max to have
to go through that, too.
398
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:36,872
Kids wouldn't pick on him for that.
399
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:38,351
They'd think he was cool
for not caring
400
00:17:38,352 --> 00:17:40,266
about science class.
401
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,920
I mean, unless they're nerds,
but who cares what they think.
402
00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:43,661
They're dorks.
403
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:46,185
You ever consider taking
a sabbatical from teaching?
404
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:47,405
Every day.
405
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:55,064
[PANTING] Slow down!
406
00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:56,935
Ben?
407
00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,894
Come on, this way.
408
00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:00,808
Not so fast!
409
00:18:00,809 --> 00:18:02,071
[TENSE MUSIC]
410
00:18:02,072 --> 00:18:03,681
Ben!
411
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,205
♪
412
00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:08,294
Ben!
413
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,254
[GASPS SOFTLY]
414
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:17,956
[RELAXED MUSIC]
415
00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:19,523
If Harry can have his bird over,
416
00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:20,785
I should be able to have a cat.
417
00:18:20,786 --> 00:18:22,352
OK, I am not allergic to birds,
418
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:25,007
and you don't have to clean up
after them, normally.
419
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,747
At least cats
don't have sex in your car.
420
00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:30,229
Oh, God. We have to do something.
421
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,928
Goliath made it very clear
that Harry and the General
422
00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:34,842
have to save the planet together.
423
00:18:34,843 --> 00:18:36,235
So he can't leave.
424
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:38,846
I guess we have to break them up?
425
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:40,197
Yes!
426
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:44,330
Harry's like a teenager in heat.
427
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,593
The only way is to get rid of Heather.
428
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,378
I like where your mind's going.
429
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:52,817
How big of a snake do you think
we need for a bird that size?
430
00:18:52,818 --> 00:18:55,515
I meant talk to Heather and get her
431
00:18:55,516 --> 00:18:58,040
- to break up with Harry.
- Talk to her.
432
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,606
Snake is back-up, got it.
433
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,218
[KNOCKING]
434
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:04,960
Oh.
435
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:07,614
Hey, quick question. Random.
436
00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:10,095
How would you feel
if Jay moved in for a bit?
437
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:11,967
Who's at the door? [KNOCKING]
438
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:14,099
Funny story.
Jay asked if she could move in.
439
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,014
And then I talked to her mom,
and she said yes,
440
00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:17,624
so I got really excited about it,
441
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,148
and then I told Jay that she
could stay with us for a while
442
00:19:19,149 --> 00:19:21,324
without talking to you first.
I'm so sorry.
443
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:22,500
I'm sorry.
444
00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:26,764
- Hey, roomies.
- Hi.
445
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,374
Hey, Jay. We're getting a cat.
446
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,506
Nice.
447
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:32,466
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
448
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:34,942
Dr. Vanderspeigle wasn't lying
449
00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:36,360
about this chocolate sauce.
450
00:19:36,361 --> 00:19:38,334
Makes it fun when you're not sure
451
00:19:38,335 --> 00:19:39,640
the ice cream's under there.
452
00:19:39,641 --> 00:19:41,207
Well, you bought it
at the ice cream shop,
453
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,600
so I think you are sure.
454
00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:46,255
Well, now I am.
455
00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,736
What the hell?
456
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:52,348
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
457
00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:54,133
"Patience isn't safe
458
00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:56,222
with Deputy Beam-Me-Up Baker
in charge."
459
00:19:56,223 --> 00:19:57,876
Don't listen to that.
460
00:19:57,877 --> 00:19:59,442
Clearly, the perpetrator is
not working with a full deck
461
00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:02,315
if they think you in charge. Look.
462
00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:04,317
Found this chemistry professor
up at CU Boulder.
463
00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,709
I checked him out.
He seems to know his stuff.
464
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,407
I said we pay him a visit and see
465
00:20:07,408 --> 00:20:08,801
if he recognizes the formula.
466
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:12,107
- No.
- What do you mean, no?
467
00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:13,456
The note is right.
468
00:20:13,457 --> 00:20:15,545
People are in danger because of me.
469
00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:18,331
And worse, I got wrapped up
in chasing aliens
470
00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:20,420
and led innocent people
to their death,
471
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,248
like Dr. Beasley, that therapist.
472
00:20:22,249 --> 00:20:24,598
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is.
473
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:27,383
If I didn't contact Peter
to let him know
474
00:20:27,384 --> 00:20:29,255
there was an alien here,
he never would have come,
475
00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:31,257
and he'd be alive right now.
476
00:20:31,258 --> 00:20:33,781
Everyone I involve in this gets hurt.
477
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:36,175
You're better off
handling it without me.
478
00:20:36,176 --> 00:20:39,569
- What?
- And I'm keeping the balloons.
479
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:42,921
Deputy. Deputy? Don't start that car.
480
00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:44,618
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
481
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,359
Don't put this car in reverse.
482
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,362
♪
483
00:20:49,363 --> 00:20:51,190
Do not drive down that street.
484
00:20:51,191 --> 00:20:52,974
♪
485
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:56,152
OK, but I'm not gonna save you
any of this ice cream!
486
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:01,940
Mm. It's actually under here!
487
00:21:01,941 --> 00:21:04,116
Just the man I'm looking for.
488
00:21:04,117 --> 00:21:07,684
Lena. Hi. Uh, everything OK?
489
00:21:07,685 --> 00:21:09,686
You tell me.
490
00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:11,688
I kept tabs on the woman whose prints
491
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:14,169
you asked me to run.
I just saw she was murdered.
492
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,910
- Ah.
- Look.
493
00:21:15,911 --> 00:21:17,694
I knew if I called,
you would just say were fine
494
00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:21,133
or not pick up at all,
since you tend to do that.
495
00:21:21,134 --> 00:21:23,396
I guess I deserve that.
496
00:21:23,397 --> 00:21:25,964
We both know where
there's smoke, there's fire,
497
00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:28,357
even if the flames aren't big
enough for you to see yet.
498
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:31,360
I wanted to see
your face when we spoke.
499
00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:32,492
I need to know that you understand
500
00:21:32,493 --> 00:21:33,972
what you're getting yourself into.
501
00:21:33,973 --> 00:21:35,495
I appreciate that.
502
00:21:35,496 --> 00:21:36,844
But you don't have to worry about me.
503
00:21:36,845 --> 00:21:38,325
I'm fine.
504
00:21:39,152 --> 00:21:40,587
OK.
505
00:21:40,588 --> 00:21:42,284
But thanks for worrying about me.
506
00:21:42,285 --> 00:21:45,331
It's just what I'd do
for any colleague.
507
00:21:45,332 --> 00:21:46,854
How about you?
508
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:49,423
How are you doing? How's your boy?
509
00:21:50,598 --> 00:21:52,512
OK.
510
00:21:52,513 --> 00:21:54,993
Good luck with your fire.
511
00:21:54,994 --> 00:21:57,256
Yeah. I'll be fine.
512
00:21:57,257 --> 00:22:01,260
I've got my fire retardant clothes.
513
00:22:01,261 --> 00:22:04,176
- Great.
- Great.
514
00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:07,309
♪
515
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:09,529
Great.
516
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:12,706
[RELAXED JAZZ MUSIC]
517
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:18,581
♪
518
00:22:18,582 --> 00:22:22,803
♪ Dearest one ♪
519
00:22:22,804 --> 00:22:25,937
♪ You are so dear to me ♪
520
00:22:25,938 --> 00:22:27,808
♪
521
00:22:27,809 --> 00:22:31,072
♪ I want you near to me ♪
522
00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:33,205
♪
523
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:35,163
♪ Truly I do ♪
524
00:22:35,164 --> 00:22:37,992
♪
525
00:22:37,993 --> 00:22:40,038
♪ Dearest one ♪
526
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,778
♪
527
00:22:41,779 --> 00:22:44,739
[PHONE RINGING]
528
00:22:46,175 --> 00:22:47,568
What do you want?
529
00:22:50,049 --> 00:22:51,484
Where is he?
530
00:22:51,485 --> 00:22:52,920
I have obtained most components
531
00:22:52,921 --> 00:22:55,140
of the compound from the military lab.
532
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:58,012
Now all I need from here
is the Grey element.
533
00:22:58,013 --> 00:23:01,015
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
534
00:23:01,016 --> 00:23:04,453
♪
535
00:23:04,454 --> 00:23:07,369
The formula has a carbon-15 isotope
536
00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:08,588
not found on Earth.
537
00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:10,024
The Greys are known to use it
538
00:23:10,025 --> 00:23:11,460
in their highly advanced technology,
539
00:23:11,461 --> 00:23:13,506
like their waterless dishwasher
540
00:23:13,507 --> 00:23:15,334
and this spaceship.
541
00:23:15,335 --> 00:23:18,337
[CHUCKLES]
542
00:23:18,338 --> 00:23:22,297
♪
543
00:23:22,298 --> 00:23:24,952
I just saw that documentary
that you were in.
544
00:23:24,953 --> 00:23:26,258
It's fascinating.
545
00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:28,782
I mean, especially
all that stuff about owls.
546
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,958
- Is that a real thing?
- Yeah.
547
00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:33,961
Actually, a lot of experiencers
randomly see owls.
548
00:23:33,962 --> 00:23:36,094
Most of us believe those are actually
549
00:23:36,095 --> 00:23:39,358
false memories planted
to cover up an alien abduction.
550
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,926
- Really?
- Wait, are you seeing owls?
551
00:23:42,927 --> 00:23:44,841
Do you think you've been abducted?
552
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,843
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no.
553
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:49,324
Not me. No, I'm just curious.
554
00:23:49,325 --> 00:23:51,631
Like... like hypothetically,
555
00:23:51,632 --> 00:23:55,330
how would someone know for sure?
556
00:23:55,331 --> 00:23:56,853
Oh.
557
00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:59,813
Well, owls aren't the only signs.
558
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:02,337
Someone might have weird bruising,
559
00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:06,385
lost time you can't account for.
560
00:24:06,386 --> 00:24:09,127
Some people even find tiny chips
561
00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:11,520
in their skin that aliens use
as a tracking device.
562
00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:14,654
♪
563
00:24:14,655 --> 00:24:17,831
If you ever do feel like
you've been abducted,
564
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,398
you can always talk to me about it.
565
00:24:19,399 --> 00:24:21,182
I will, sure.
566
00:24:21,183 --> 00:24:23,707
- Promise?
- Yes.
567
00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:27,971
- I want to be abducted.
- You do?
568
00:24:27,972 --> 00:24:30,148
No. [LAUGHS]
569
00:24:30,149 --> 00:24:33,021
- Yes.
- Oh.
570
00:24:34,718 --> 00:24:36,806
There's an experiencer support group
571
00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:38,765
in Braddock that I go to sometimes.
572
00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:42,117
If you're ever curious,
you should come by.
573
00:24:45,077 --> 00:24:47,165
Yeah, thanks. Yeah, I'm good.
574
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,993
Yeah, I'm good.
575
00:24:52,301 --> 00:24:55,608
You can't just go in there
whenever you like.
576
00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:57,566
There's protocol.
577
00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:01,004
Well, I, uh, got the final ingredient
578
00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:02,354
for my formula.
579
00:25:02,355 --> 00:25:04,965
You will be happy to know
I got the matter.
580
00:25:04,966 --> 00:25:06,140
Good.
581
00:25:06,141 --> 00:25:07,750
But you're supposed to say,
582
00:25:07,751 --> 00:25:10,101
"What is the matter?"
583
00:25:10,102 --> 00:25:13,321
And then I say, "I don't know.
What's the matter with you?"
584
00:25:13,322 --> 00:25:15,062
[LAUGHS]
585
00:25:15,063 --> 00:25:16,977
Is this all just a joke to you?
586
00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:20,067
No. Just the joke parts.
587
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:21,851
Do not worry.
588
00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:25,420
I will get to work and find out
what the Greys are doing here
589
00:25:25,421 --> 00:25:27,379
as soon as I get the henway.
590
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:28,989
What's a henway?
591
00:25:28,990 --> 00:25:31,992
Well, about six pounds. [LAUGHS]
592
00:25:31,993 --> 00:25:34,299
That's enough.
593
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,083
Let me tell you something.
594
00:25:36,084 --> 00:25:39,434
You might think it's funny,
but the whole world
595
00:25:39,435 --> 00:25:41,523
is depending on you.
596
00:25:41,524 --> 00:25:44,483
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
597
00:25:44,484 --> 00:25:49,488
♪
598
00:25:49,489 --> 00:25:51,403
Here we go.
599
00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:52,752
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
600
00:25:52,753 --> 00:25:55,581
Sorry, I know you can't hear me
601
00:25:55,582 --> 00:25:57,409
because your brain doesn't work.
602
00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:59,715
But let's see what I can do
about your vision.
603
00:25:59,716 --> 00:26:02,936
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
604
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:09,900
♪
605
00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:12,599
It works.
606
00:26:13,828 --> 00:26:15,484
Thank you for meeting with us.
607
00:26:15,485 --> 00:26:17,399
We really feel bad
about the other night.
608
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,873
Mm, I don't think
I was at my best, either.
609
00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:23,528
Meeting the two people
closest to Harry,
610
00:26:23,529 --> 00:26:25,226
I was nervous.
611
00:26:25,227 --> 00:26:28,796
I'm not really great with other women.
612
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,973
You don't like women.
Bit of a guy's gull.
613
00:26:31,974 --> 00:26:34,062
- Will you stop it?
- I don't think I can.
614
00:26:34,063 --> 00:26:37,022
Anyway, we want to talk
to you about something on Earth
615
00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:39,633
we call girl code.
616
00:26:39,634 --> 00:26:43,158
It says that women have
to be honest with each other.
617
00:26:43,159 --> 00:26:45,160
Oh. But not with men?
618
00:26:45,161 --> 00:26:46,161
[TOGETHER] No.
619
00:26:46,162 --> 00:26:47,467
Girl code is when
620
00:26:47,468 --> 00:26:48,990
we warn each other when one of us
621
00:26:48,991 --> 00:26:53,342
is about to make a huge mistake
like you are with Harry.
622
00:26:53,343 --> 00:26:55,432
- Mm.
- I don't understand.
623
00:26:55,433 --> 00:26:56,911
Well, think about it.
624
00:26:56,912 --> 00:26:59,479
He's in trouble, and he's
asking you to help him out,
625
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,176
but you have to break the rules,
626
00:27:01,177 --> 00:27:02,395
and pretty soon, you'll be on the run
627
00:27:02,396 --> 00:27:03,614
with him like that movie.
628
00:27:03,615 --> 00:27:05,442
Have you ever seen "Bonnie and Clyde"?
629
00:27:05,443 --> 00:27:06,965
We're 60 light years behind you guys,
630
00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:09,358
so we're just now getting
Chuck Berry music.
631
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:10,882
Oh, in 30 years, you're gonna want
632
00:27:10,883 --> 00:27:12,100
to look out for the Pixies.
633
00:27:12,101 --> 00:27:13,188
You might not be sure at first,
634
00:27:13,189 --> 00:27:14,494
but stick around for "Doolittle."
635
00:27:14,495 --> 00:27:15,843
"Bossanova" is actually
also kind of sick.
636
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:17,192
You know, I'm gonna make you a list.
637
00:27:17,193 --> 00:27:20,761
- OK.
- Um, what we're saying is,
638
00:27:20,762 --> 00:27:22,459
do you really want to spend your life
639
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:23,851
- with a guy you barely know?
- Yeah.
640
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,070
I mean, how many kids does he have?
641
00:27:25,071 --> 00:27:26,506
- What, 300?
- 400.
642
00:27:26,507 --> 00:27:27,942
Yeah. And never sees 'em.
643
00:27:27,943 --> 00:27:29,509
Most of them are dead.
644
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:31,685
And have you met
his other friends, ever? No.
645
00:27:31,686 --> 00:27:33,818
- Because he only had one.
- Right.
646
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:37,386
- Killed him and ate him.
- That is not true!
647
00:27:37,387 --> 00:27:40,215
I did not murder 42, a dog did.
648
00:27:40,216 --> 00:27:42,174
And I only ate him
649
00:27:42,175 --> 00:27:45,525
because it was his last wish.
650
00:27:45,526 --> 00:27:47,092
I changed the recipe a little bit,
651
00:27:47,093 --> 00:27:49,486
but it said salt to taste, so...
652
00:27:49,487 --> 00:27:50,965
What are you doing here?
653
00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:52,880
We told you, we don't keep secrets.
654
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:55,317
OK.
655
00:27:55,318 --> 00:27:57,406
OK, we said some mean things
just now, Harry,
656
00:27:57,407 --> 00:27:59,452
but it's really
because we care for you.
657
00:27:59,453 --> 00:28:01,933
- We want to help you.
- [LAUGHS]
658
00:28:01,934 --> 00:28:03,891
- [CHUCKLES]
- Help.
659
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:07,721
You never help anyone for them.
You do it for you.
660
00:28:07,722 --> 00:28:10,594
Because you think
helping is the only reason
661
00:28:10,595 --> 00:28:12,509
anyone will love you,
662
00:28:12,510 --> 00:28:14,685
so you go around looking
for broken and needy people
663
00:28:14,686 --> 00:28:18,123
to help, which is perfect
that this stray cat
664
00:28:18,124 --> 00:28:19,733
showed up at your door.
665
00:28:19,734 --> 00:28:22,040
Except she cannot give love back.
666
00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:23,432
Uh-uh.
667
00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:25,522
She can only take more and more,
668
00:28:25,523 --> 00:28:28,829
because she is a pit of need
with no bottom,
669
00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:32,180
a sun at the center
of her own universe,
670
00:28:32,181 --> 00:28:36,228
incapable of caring
about anyone else but herself.
671
00:28:36,229 --> 00:28:39,579
- OK, well that's...
- Accurate? Yes.
672
00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:41,146
Seems absolutely accurate to me.
673
00:28:41,147 --> 00:28:42,887
It's like infallible math.
674
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:46,368
You will never know a love
like Heather and I.
675
00:28:46,369 --> 00:28:49,284
- And I feel sorry for you both.
- Harry.
676
00:28:49,285 --> 00:28:52,070
- You want to get out of here?
- Yeah, let's get out of here.
677
00:28:52,071 --> 00:28:54,595
Let's go be in love
somewhere not around hate.
678
00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:57,597
I do want those music recs, though,
679
00:28:57,598 --> 00:29:00,992
- if you get a chance.
- Oh, OK.
680
00:29:00,993 --> 00:29:03,951
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
681
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:08,956
♪
682
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:11,611
Chemistry is a delicate balance.
683
00:29:11,612 --> 00:29:14,527
When you mess with
the balance, things explode.
684
00:29:14,528 --> 00:29:17,486
It is like Asta
and her red raggedy sidekick.
685
00:29:17,487 --> 00:29:20,141
Asta lied to her
about my alien identity,
686
00:29:20,142 --> 00:29:23,144
and the imbalance
nearly ended their friendship.
687
00:29:23,145 --> 00:29:26,974
Now my friendship
with Asta has exploded too.
688
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:29,368
It is her fault. I do not care.
689
00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:33,241
The formula is now complete,
and I will be leaving soon.
690
00:29:33,242 --> 00:29:35,679
[KNOCKING]
691
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,799
That will be Asta coming to apologize,
692
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,714
probably with a pie.
693
00:29:40,715 --> 00:29:44,109
I will get rid of her,
but I will keep the pie.
694
00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:46,199
[TEST TUBE RATTLING]
695
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,983
- I need your help.
- What?
696
00:29:48,984 --> 00:29:50,724
Whoa, cool volcano.
697
00:29:50,725 --> 00:29:53,249
That is not a volcano.
698
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,208
That is a caldera. You were there.
699
00:29:56,209 --> 00:29:58,689
Did you not hear the raccoon?
700
00:29:58,690 --> 00:30:00,082
Is this what makes it blow up?
701
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:02,345
Hey! Do not touch that.
702
00:30:02,346 --> 00:30:06,131
Harry, come to bed. Ew.
703
00:30:06,132 --> 00:30:08,655
Hey, you're the alien lady
from the diner.
704
00:30:08,656 --> 00:30:10,222
You told him who I am?
705
00:30:10,223 --> 00:30:13,617
He is one of those
statistical annoyances
706
00:30:13,618 --> 00:30:15,923
that can see through
our genetic disguises.
707
00:30:15,924 --> 00:30:18,796
- Such a pest.
- Yeah, they're the worst.
708
00:30:18,797 --> 00:30:21,190
Get out of here, pest. Shoo!
709
00:30:21,191 --> 00:30:24,062
Yeah, yeah. Hit the bricks, ya freak.
710
00:30:24,063 --> 00:30:26,064
No, the science fair's today,
711
00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:27,196
and you have to help me
make a project.
712
00:30:27,197 --> 00:30:28,632
I don't have to help you.
713
00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:31,156
You need to get out of here
before my girlfriend
714
00:30:31,157 --> 00:30:33,245
pecks a hole in your face.
715
00:30:33,246 --> 00:30:35,204
Time to go, human child.
716
00:30:35,205 --> 00:30:37,249
- You guys are mean.
- Make like a Kleenex.
717
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,903
Put a little boogie on it.
718
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:42,081
[LAUGHTER]
719
00:30:46,955 --> 00:30:48,869
Oh, well, that turned me on.
720
00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:51,829
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
721
00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:54,832
[SQUAWKING]
722
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:59,793
♪
723
00:30:59,794 --> 00:31:01,447
Oh.
724
00:31:01,448 --> 00:31:04,581
Would you like something
to drink, my love bird?
725
00:31:04,582 --> 00:31:06,626
- Nectar.
- Nectar?
726
00:31:06,627 --> 00:31:08,019
I barely knew her.
727
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:11,241
[LAUGHTER]
728
00:31:19,123 --> 00:31:20,427
Son of a bitch!
729
00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:27,768
♪
730
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,239
OK. Stand by your projects, OK?
731
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,588
Mm-hmm.
732
00:31:36,589 --> 00:31:38,416
OK, kids, the judges
are gonna be coming around,
733
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,462
so get ready to answer
some questions, OK?
734
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:43,116
- All right, Mrs. Hawthorne.
- The deer looks...
735
00:31:43,117 --> 00:31:44,901
- It's a bear.
- Oh.
736
00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:46,729
Hey, check out Max's project.
737
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,992
Max, our son.
738
00:31:48,993 --> 00:31:51,298
You did this all by yourself?
739
00:31:51,299 --> 00:31:54,476
Well, I can't lie. Yes, I did.
740
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:57,609
That little shit
does not know what he's done.
741
00:31:57,610 --> 00:32:00,525
Even I do not know the effects
of the Grey compound.
742
00:32:00,526 --> 00:32:03,006
His stupidity
may put others in danger,
743
00:32:03,007 --> 00:32:05,356
or worse, ruin my caldera.
744
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,793
I finally got the color just right.
745
00:32:07,794 --> 00:32:10,535
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
746
00:32:10,536 --> 00:32:14,191
So, Max, what is a caldera?
747
00:32:14,192 --> 00:32:16,280
- That's right.
- I'm sorry?
748
00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:18,543
That's the project.
People have to guess.
749
00:32:18,544 --> 00:32:20,763
What is a caldera?
750
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,025
- Do you know?
- Of course, I know.
751
00:32:22,026 --> 00:32:23,896
- I'm a science teacher.
- Great!
752
00:32:23,897 --> 00:32:26,551
- Tell me.
- No, you tell me.
753
00:32:26,552 --> 00:32:27,944
I'm sorry.
754
00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:29,380
That's not a good enough answer.
755
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,905
♪
756
00:32:32,906 --> 00:32:35,560
Dr. Vanderspeigle. Hi.
757
00:32:35,561 --> 00:32:36,866
Where is your son?
758
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:40,217
He is right over there,
next to his caldera.
759
00:32:40,218 --> 00:32:43,307
- Isn't it great?
- He stole it from me.
760
00:32:43,308 --> 00:32:44,787
Of course, he did.
761
00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:48,007
♪
762
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,705
How about a demonstration?
763
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:52,577
♪
764
00:32:52,578 --> 00:32:53,709
I am too late.
765
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:57,277
[MODEL HISSING]
766
00:32:57,278 --> 00:33:00,977
♪
767
00:33:00,978 --> 00:33:04,111
[ALARM BLARING]
768
00:33:05,939 --> 00:33:07,940
- Come on, let's go.
- Sorry, buddy.
769
00:33:07,941 --> 00:33:09,768
We were just about to see
your caldera.
770
00:33:09,769 --> 00:33:11,378
- He stole it.
- Of course, he did.
771
00:33:11,379 --> 00:33:14,164
- Max.
- I know, I'm grounded.
772
00:33:14,165 --> 00:33:16,253
Yeah, I was pretty sure
he stole it all along.
773
00:33:16,254 --> 00:33:17,820
Yeah, me too. Are we bad parents?
774
00:33:17,821 --> 00:33:19,343
We're not great.
775
00:33:19,344 --> 00:33:24,000
[ALARM BLARING]
776
00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:26,959
[MODEL HISSING]
777
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:34,141
♪
778
00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:37,622
Is this it?
779
00:33:37,623 --> 00:33:40,451
Is this the only thing
the Greys' compound does?
780
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:43,019
Just create smoke?
781
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:45,978
[DRAMATIC EERIE MUSIC]
782
00:33:45,979 --> 00:33:53,160
♪
783
00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:06,303
Gravity.
784
00:34:06,304 --> 00:34:08,131
The scrawny Greys cannot survive
785
00:34:08,132 --> 00:34:09,785
in Earth's gravity.
786
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:12,831
This is what they want...
not to destroy the Earth,
787
00:34:12,832 --> 00:34:15,442
but to change its atmosphere
and gravitational pull
788
00:34:15,443 --> 00:34:19,404
so only they can survive
and have it to themselves.
789
00:34:22,189 --> 00:34:25,104
That faint one there is Mars,
790
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:29,065
the god of war.
791
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:31,415
And over there is Venus,
792
00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:33,939
the gentle goddess of fertility.
793
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,506
Wow.
794
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,725
[EERIE WHOOSHING]
795
00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:39,684
What's that? Let's go.
796
00:34:39,685 --> 00:34:40,946
Asta, Kayla, come on.
797
00:34:40,947 --> 00:34:42,208
- Cool!
- Wait up!
798
00:34:42,209 --> 00:34:45,429
- Hey, hey.
- Slow down!
799
00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:49,085
- Come on, this way.
- Not so fast.
800
00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:52,262
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
801
00:34:52,263 --> 00:34:53,437
Ben!
802
00:34:53,438 --> 00:34:56,093
♪
803
00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,707
That's a terrifying dream.
804
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,318
Not a dream. Remember?
805
00:35:05,319 --> 00:35:07,494
Liv said she saw a UFO that night.
806
00:35:07,495 --> 00:35:08,887
The Greys were there.
807
00:35:08,888 --> 00:35:10,584
- They took Ben.
- Oh.
808
00:35:10,585 --> 00:35:12,151
I don't think
I was supposed to remember,
809
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,805
but maybe something Harry said
810
00:35:13,806 --> 00:35:15,328
made the memory come back somehow.
811
00:35:15,329 --> 00:35:16,503
I don't...
812
00:35:16,504 --> 00:35:18,897
- Oh, my God, that's horrible.
- I know.
813
00:35:18,898 --> 00:35:21,508
And what did I do? Nothing.
814
00:35:21,509 --> 00:35:22,684
You were ten.
815
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:24,598
And you didn't even remember
until now.
816
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:27,863
It doesn't matter.
I should have known.
817
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:30,735
I've been so focused on my own shit
818
00:35:30,736 --> 00:35:33,390
that I can't even see when
one of my friends needs help.
819
00:35:33,391 --> 00:35:35,914
You know, Harry was right.
You heard him.
820
00:35:35,915 --> 00:35:38,700
I'm just a selfish asshole
who only thinks about myself.
821
00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:42,052
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
822
00:35:43,270 --> 00:35:45,837
Yeah, no, I heard him. I was there.
823
00:35:45,838 --> 00:35:47,186
Yeah, but you have to agree.
824
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:50,407
Otherwise, you would have
said "no," not "yeah."
825
00:35:50,408 --> 00:35:53,062
I disagree, OK? Harry was just mad.
826
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,325
I mean, he said
that I only help people
827
00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:57,937
so they'll love me. That's bullshit.
828
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,766
- Yeah, I know.
- What was that?
829
00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:03,681
- What was what?
- You hesitated.
830
00:36:03,682 --> 00:36:05,248
- Did not.
- You did.
831
00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,729
I'm a nurse, OK? I help people.
832
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:10,166
- So sorry.
- OK, stop. Stop.
833
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:12,559
The plan was to break up
him and Heather, not us.
834
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,215
Right, I'm sorry. Yes. Sorry.
835
00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,304
Look, if I don't tell Ben,
836
00:36:18,305 --> 00:36:20,263
then Harry will definitely
be right about me.
837
00:36:20,264 --> 00:36:21,786
You cannot tell him.
838
00:36:21,787 --> 00:36:23,309
I wasn't there for him then,
but I could be there
839
00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:25,616
- for him now.
- You cannot tell him.
840
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,270
He has a family, a life.
841
00:36:27,271 --> 00:36:30,447
He's happy, for Ben, anyway.
842
00:36:30,448 --> 00:36:32,928
And if you tell him,
it could possibly...
843
00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:34,886
Help him?
844
00:36:34,887 --> 00:36:37,149
Ruin his life.
845
00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:38,803
Sometimes when we try to help people,
846
00:36:38,804 --> 00:36:41,371
it's not really for them.
847
00:36:41,372 --> 00:36:42,938
Here's your order, Asta.
848
00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:45,462
- Oh, thanks, Kim.
- You're welcome.
849
00:36:45,463 --> 00:36:48,335
Jay asked me to get her some dinner.
850
00:36:49,336 --> 00:36:51,424
- I am her mother.
- I know!
851
00:36:51,425 --> 00:36:52,469
Get that look off your face.
852
00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:54,124
- But... wha...
- Ah.
853
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,915
[EERIE MUSIC]
854
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:06,831
♪
855
00:37:06,832 --> 00:37:08,528
[CLATTERING]
856
00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:15,493
♪
857
00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:20,018
All right, Joseph, I know it's you.
858
00:37:20,019 --> 00:37:21,541
Come on out. We can talk about this.
859
00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:23,413
[RAPID FOOTSTEPS]
860
00:37:23,414 --> 00:37:25,197
Joseph?
861
00:37:25,198 --> 00:37:30,681
♪
862
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:34,337
Some people even find
tiny chips in their skin
863
00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:37,166
that aliens use as a tracking device.
864
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:44,348
♪
865
00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:15,726
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
866
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:22,690
♪
867
00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:26,781
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
868
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,977
[KNOCKING]
869
00:38:32,534 --> 00:38:34,230
Hey, buddy.
870
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:36,363
Hey. What's going on?
871
00:38:36,364 --> 00:38:38,582
Nothing, just in the neighborhood.
872
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,497
I thought I'd drop by.
873
00:38:40,498 --> 00:38:42,456
Just a friend checking on her friend.
874
00:38:42,457 --> 00:38:45,851
- Yeah, how are you doing?
- Yeah, fine.
875
00:38:45,852 --> 00:38:48,723
It feels like maybe this
could have been a phone call.
876
00:38:48,724 --> 00:38:49,768
Ah.
877
00:38:49,769 --> 00:38:51,334
You know who shows up in person?
878
00:38:51,335 --> 00:38:52,466
Real friends do.
879
00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:53,685
That's who.
880
00:38:53,686 --> 00:38:55,034
I thought I'd throw this out there.
881
00:38:55,035 --> 00:38:57,036
If you, Kate, ever want,
like, a date night,
882
00:38:57,037 --> 00:38:58,211
I'm here for you.
883
00:38:58,212 --> 00:38:59,865
I could come over and babysit.
884
00:38:59,866 --> 00:39:01,736
Well, the last time you babysat,
885
00:39:01,737 --> 00:39:03,390
I found an empty wine bottle
in the bathtub.
886
00:39:03,391 --> 00:39:04,696
Doesn't need to be babysitting.
887
00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:06,480
Could be anything, really.
888
00:39:06,481 --> 00:39:08,525
You know, airport rides,
groceries, you know.
889
00:39:08,526 --> 00:39:10,397
[TAPS PIANO KEY]
Give this thing a tune.
890
00:39:10,398 --> 00:39:12,268
Take it easy. It's late.
891
00:39:12,269 --> 00:39:13,966
I know it's late.
892
00:39:13,967 --> 00:39:17,534
I just want you to know
I'm here for you.
893
00:39:17,535 --> 00:39:19,319
I really am.
894
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,756
Whatever you need.
895
00:39:21,757 --> 00:39:24,106
Are you sure you're doing OK?
896
00:39:24,107 --> 00:39:26,848
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
897
00:39:26,849 --> 00:39:28,458
Of course.
898
00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:29,808
What was that?
899
00:39:29,809 --> 00:39:31,374
Did you say something about camping?
900
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:34,247
- No.
- Weird.
901
00:39:34,248 --> 00:39:35,465
Could have sworn you did.
902
00:39:35,466 --> 00:39:36,685
Huh.
903
00:39:39,383 --> 00:39:40,862
You remember those camping trips
904
00:39:40,863 --> 00:39:42,559
we used to take up on the ridge?
905
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,257
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
906
00:39:44,258 --> 00:39:47,216
And that time we were kids,
and you saw something...
907
00:39:47,217 --> 00:39:50,045
and we all chased after it,
like a light.
908
00:39:50,046 --> 00:39:53,222
Yeah, sort of.
But there wasn't anything.
909
00:39:53,223 --> 00:39:54,789
Or was there, right?
910
00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:57,836
- There wasn't.
- Or was there?
911
00:39:57,837 --> 00:39:59,620
I can play this game all night.
912
00:39:59,621 --> 00:40:03,102
But wouldn't it be weird
if something did happen
913
00:40:03,103 --> 00:40:05,582
and you were forced to forget it?
914
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:08,107
You know, like, abducted by aliens.
915
00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:09,369
Oh, wow.
916
00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:10,631
You wouldn't even know about it.
917
00:40:10,632 --> 00:40:13,286
Yeah, yeah.
That would be pretty weird.
918
00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:15,288
But you were abducted
by aliens that night.
919
00:40:15,289 --> 00:40:17,116
Or were you? Just kidding.
920
00:40:17,117 --> 00:40:18,421
But you were.
921
00:40:18,422 --> 00:40:20,510
And I wasn't there for you then,
922
00:40:20,511 --> 00:40:23,775
but I'm here for you now.
923
00:40:23,776 --> 00:40:25,602
I'm sorry, do you...
924
00:40:25,603 --> 00:40:27,082
are you being serious?
925
00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:28,605
You really think
I was abducted by aliens?
926
00:40:28,606 --> 00:40:29,693
Let's bring this full circle.
927
00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:31,086
You were abducted by aliens.
928
00:40:31,087 --> 00:40:33,610
I can't tell you how I know,
but I do know.
929
00:40:33,611 --> 00:40:36,613
And I'm here for you now as a friend,
930
00:40:36,614 --> 00:40:39,442
a good friend. [SIGHS]
931
00:40:39,443 --> 00:40:40,835
OK.
932
00:40:40,836 --> 00:40:44,447
Oh, God, I feel good.
Do you feel good?
933
00:40:44,448 --> 00:40:46,275
- Never better.
- Great.
934
00:40:46,276 --> 00:40:49,278
[SOMBER MUSIC]
935
00:40:49,279 --> 00:40:56,199
♪
936
00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:01,464
[STRUMMING GUITAR]
937
00:41:01,465 --> 00:41:04,728
♪ I am just an alien ♪
938
00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:08,907
♪ Who came from up above ♪
939
00:41:08,908 --> 00:41:12,824
♪ I wanted to kill everyone ♪
940
00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:16,479
♪ But then I fell in love ♪
941
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,265
♪ I fell ♪
942
00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:24,096
♪ In love ♪
943
00:41:24,097 --> 00:41:26,663
♪ I fell ♪
944
00:41:26,664 --> 00:41:28,709
♪ In love ♪
945
00:41:28,710 --> 00:41:31,407
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
946
00:41:31,408 --> 00:41:34,889
♪ I fell ♪
947
00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:38,980
♪ In love ♪
948
00:41:38,981 --> 00:41:42,897
♪ She is a Blue Avian ♪
949
00:41:42,898 --> 00:41:46,945
♪ The feelings are complex ♪
950
00:41:46,946 --> 00:41:50,818
♪ I cannot wait to see her soon ♪
951
00:41:50,819 --> 00:41:54,691
♪ So we can have great intercourse ♪
952
00:41:54,692 --> 00:41:57,781
♪ I should have ♪
953
00:41:57,782 --> 00:42:01,263
♪ Said sex ♪
954
00:42:01,264 --> 00:42:04,614
♪ Love has changed everything ♪
955
00:42:04,615 --> 00:42:08,009
♪ Everything I knew ♪
956
00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:11,447
♪ I knew the world had many things ♪
957
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:14,929
♪ But I never knew the world had you ♪
958
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:17,192
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
959
00:42:17,193 --> 00:42:19,803
The Greys know
where your family lives.
960
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:22,371
You will do what we say,
or we will kill them all.
961
00:42:22,372 --> 00:42:25,070
You understand?
962
00:42:25,071 --> 00:42:26,375
Good.
963
00:42:26,376 --> 00:42:27,942
You work for the Greys now.
964
00:42:27,943 --> 00:42:32,077
You are gonna help us
get Harry's alien DNA.
965
00:42:32,078 --> 00:42:34,906
Why? Why are you doing this?
966
00:42:34,907 --> 00:42:36,864
Because we do what we want.
967
00:42:36,865 --> 00:42:38,605
And once you give me what I need,
968
00:42:38,606 --> 00:42:40,215
you will leave
the planet without Harry
969
00:42:40,216 --> 00:42:42,174
and you will never see him again,
970
00:42:42,175 --> 00:42:45,133
or we will kill him too.
971
00:42:45,134 --> 00:42:48,745
♪ I'm in love with Heather ♪
972
00:42:48,746 --> 00:42:52,445
♪ That's all I have to say ♪
973
00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:55,752
♪ Together with Heather
forever and ever ♪
974
00:42:55,753 --> 00:42:58,973
♪ 'Cause love never goes away ♪
975
00:42:58,974 --> 00:43:00,148
OK.
976
00:43:00,149 --> 00:43:04,457
♪ Love never goes away ♪
977
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:06,676
♪
978
00:43:06,677 --> 00:43:11,420
♪ Love never goes away ♪
979
00:43:11,421 --> 00:43:17,644
♪ Love never goes ♪
980
00:43:17,645 --> 00:43:19,952
♪ Away ♪
981
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:26,989
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