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- Mom! Mom, mom!
The world is ending!
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- No, it's just a hangover.
- I'm serious.
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The moon is headed straight
into the sun!
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- It's called an eclipse.
It happens.
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- Not in my lifetime!
- Right.
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How long do you borndeads
live again, 10, 30 years?
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- If we eat right
and stay indoors.
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So the world isn't ending?
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- Oh, must everything
you don't understand
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Become a folk tale?
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Do you want to know what
an eclipse really is?
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Because you are about
to feel very silly.
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- Apparently
when zeus gets angry,
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He has apollo park the sun
behind the moon
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Until he feels better?
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- Really? Who expresses anxiety
like that?
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- A guy that turns into a swan
to have sex?
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- At any rate,
sounds like a god problem.
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- All the same,
for the sake of science,
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I'll have my people
keep observing.
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hmm? Thanks for the update.
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New eclipse rule:
We can't keep observing.
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ow.
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Oh! Ow! Aah.
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- At least I can tell the city
there's no need to panic.
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- Um, hi, the gods are blaming
your mother
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For this eclipse
and might destroy your city.
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Byeee.
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- At least I don't have to
interrupt the city mid-panic.
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- Whoo!
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- What is happening?
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- Look at it!
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- What are
your biggest regrets?
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I never invented flight.
- I never had a family.
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- I never got to see our city
stop falling apart.
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- That was your big wish?
Family?
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Animals have family.
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- They also have flight.
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- You're right.
I wanted a family too!
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- Hello, kids. World's ending.
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Who wants to get high?
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- We're sharing regrets, dad,
and there's a lot of longing,
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Among your children,
for family.
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- Perhaps you regret not
hearing my offer to get high?
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- Is hermes wrestling with mom?
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- Unless it's consensual,
I won't simply watch.
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- Hermes, unhand me!
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- I'm just doing my job,
deliria.
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Olympus has summoned you.
- Well, tell olympus
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They are counter-summoned
to my ass!
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- For realsies?
- For absolutesies.
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- Okay, fine.
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- What's this about, my love?
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- My extended family
of uptight inbreds thought
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They could summon me
like a third-tier titan.
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Do you know what I said?
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- You counter-summoned them
to your ass?
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Yes! How did you--
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Oh, gods.
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- Open these badly designed
gates.
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- I have every
scratch memorized.
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- Ugh! Gross!
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- What are you looking at?
Don't look away. Look at me.
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Now tell me what
you're looking at!
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- Everyone with a killable body
ought to head inside.
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- Nah, I'm 35.
I was dead soon anyway.
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- Is that apollo?
How awkward.
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- Because the sun's
not working?
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- No, he handled things poorly
when our band broke up.
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- Hephaestus?
- Hippocampus!
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- Shlub.
- Apollo.
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- Deliria, my father
is clearly upset.
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You were asked to mount olympus
for questioning.
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- Oh, I've been
to questionings.
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Hard pass.
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- It wasn't a request.
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- She just said
I was asked, dummy.
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- Slut.
- Bully!
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- Uh-uh-uh.
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I won't win, but I'll make you
look real bad.
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- Looks aren't everything.
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- Can we save the flirting
until after we find him?
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- Find him? Is zeus missing?
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- Ah-ga-ga!
Not in front of worshippers.
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Yes, he is
currently unreachable.
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And because you're an expert
in pissing my father off--
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- You keep calling him
your father.
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- Yeah, he fathered, like,
most of us.
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- And all by different mothers.
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Yet, weirdly, I'm the slut.
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- Are you coming
with us, deliria?
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- What if I don't?
- I'll kill every human
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In your city
except your daughter,
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And then I'll marry her.
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- So I'll be killing myself?
- I'll marry your corpse.
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- You'll walk down that aisle
with my teeth in your crotch.
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- Sounds like
a beautiful ceremony!
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- Everybody, please!
I'm king tyrannis.
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And I'd like to welcome
our esteemed gods
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To civilization--
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Work in progress,
pardon our dust.
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- Stop helping, ty!
- But since my mother
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Was banished
from olympus by zeus,
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Her return there would be
a defiance of zeus' authority.
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So I guess we'd all need
to know,
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Who's making that call?
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- Okay, you can help a little.
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- Apollo, you talked to dad.
What did he say?
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- What? I didn't talk to him.
Don't put this on me, okay?
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We agreed to blame the eclipse
on deliria being a slut.
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- Good enough for me.
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Let's just kick her ass
down here.
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- No, no. Stop.
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If you didn't talk to him,
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Why did you put the sun
behind the moon?
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- Can we have this conversation
somewhere else?
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- No, I don't think so.
- No, we're having it here.
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- I don't do eclipses, okay?
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I'm the sun.
My sister's the moon.
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Dad runs the sky.
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That up there, that's got
nothing to do with me.
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Except the sun part.
I-I do control the sun.
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That's established.
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- Hi.
Um, annoying science question.
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What if he's lying?
- How dare you!
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How dare he!
I control the sun, sir.
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It's my job.
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- You're about to learn
a harsh lesson, mortal.
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Show him.
- Show what?
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- Go up and move
the sun a little.
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- Yeah, you don't have
to end the eclipse.
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Just give the sun a jiggle.
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- Come on.
- Go.
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- Just move the sun
a little bit.
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- Aah!
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- I think he may
have just left.
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- I think
he's coming back down.
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- He's coming down fast. Move!
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Move out the way!
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- Aah!
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- Is he frozen?
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- Why would he be colder closer
to the sun?
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- Well, I'm no science god,
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But I think
it's because deliria's a slut.
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- When is the last time
anyone actually saw zeus?
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- We barely saw him
when he was around.
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He only came out of his office
to yell at us
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About boundaries.
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- Zeus has an office now?
And boundaries?
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- Both human inventions--glad
to hear they're catching on.
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But he does know that the sun
can't stay behind the moon
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Or every human will
eventually starve to death?
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- Of course your first thought
is about every human.
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Pretty selfish, bro.
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- What happened up there,
apollo?
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Did you touch the sun?
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- I never got close.
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I flew as high as I could.
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And then I couldn't breathe,
which is fine.
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I mean, who needs to breathe?
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- A lot of people.
- Losers.
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But then I just--
went to sleep?
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Not fun sleep like after sex,
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Like, a bad sleep
I couldn't control.
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- The way you never controlled
the sun?
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this bitch.
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Yo, sis, none of our titles
ever meant anything.
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Dad hands them out
to keep us feeling important.
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Maybe you were too busy
symbolizing wisdom
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To figure that out.
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Shlub, take me somewhere
I can thaw.
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I never should
have quit our band.
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I'm really, really sorry.
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- Don't be sorry for that,
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Because you didn't quit
our band.
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I did.
- Wait, what?
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- Well, since it turns out
nobody knows
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How the sky works, I think
it's time science stepped in.
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- Yeah, heph and I would like
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To develop
some kind of sky program.
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- Approved.
- I don't like
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The sound of that.
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- Oh, it's just until
we find out
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What's above the sky.
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Then we'll rename
the program after that,
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And it'll sound cooler.
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- I don't like agreeing
with ares,
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But is our new goal
to actively piss off zeus?
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- How long are his feelings
going to stay important
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If he can't be bothered
to show up?
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- Ty, I cannot protect you
from him.
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- That's obvious.
The guy can turn off the sun!
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He's got every living thing
facing extinction
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Except a handful of immortals
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That are kissing his ass
for fake jobs!
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- Hey, my job is real.
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War is who I am and what I do.
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Wherever I go, conflict arises.
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- Are you sure
that's not just being a dick?
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ah!
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- He's a king
minding his kingdom.
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Go make yourself useful.
Don't ask me where.
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- Oh, I see
what's happening here.
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Smash the patriarchy?
Down with all penises?
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- What? How did you get there
from here?
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- I don't have
to stand here and explain
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That women are the real sexists
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When I could be hitting
on her daughter.
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- Ha ha, victory--
god of war!
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- I'll protect you.
- You will, will you?
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- Um, she just did.
She physically blocked a sword.
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- I was going to block it.
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- Well, you played
that pretty cool!
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- Hmm,
we're gathering here now?
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Is krapopolis the new olympus?
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- No.
- Yes.
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- I think even gods
need some air.
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I tried holding my breath once.
Made it a few days.
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- What happened?
- My dad laughed and said,
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"it was a figure of speech,
ugly.
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I'll never love you,"
but I also got lightheaded.
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- And apollo passed out because
above the sky, there's no air.
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- And no air, no heat,
so he froze.
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- We need a shell, sealed
so tight that air stays inside,
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And we put it on top
of a few dozen barrels
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Of my explosion dust.
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- How strong is this shell?
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- I know a guy who works
with rare metals.
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Handsome fella,
lives in a volcano?
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- Okay, and who goes
inside the shell?
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Obviously a nut.
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- Seriously, though,
neither of us.
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what's with you?
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- I'm not hiding,
because that would be weak.
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So I'm doing whatever
strong people do
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When they're being
relentlessly hit on
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By someone gross
that can't die.
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Both: Ares!
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- You were always so good
at noodling.
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- 'cause I always went
with the flow, my man.
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- I would think truly going
with the flow would include
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Going with
a collaborator's flow, but--
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- Your flow was to overthink
every song to death,
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You uptight, nitpicky poet!
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- And now you're finishing
ten songs a day, right?
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00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,434
You drunk genius?
247
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,979
- I haven't played
since we broke up.
248
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,230
- Me neither.
249
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,441
We threw something special
away, huh?
250
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,984
- Maybe.
251
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:14,070
Maybe real friendships
all get tested.
252
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:18,116
♪ maybe real friendships
all get tested ♪
253
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,159
- Oh!
254
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,494
- ♪ sometimes best best
friends ♪
255
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,788
♪ can be unbested ♪
256
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,834
- "unbested"?
257
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,210
They can be placeholder lyrics.
258
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,921
Oh, come on. Shlub!
259
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,007
I still can't move.
260
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,052
- And then it can be steered
261
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,386
Like a ship,
straight to the moon.
262
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,055
- How did you guys figure
this out?
263
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,349
- The trick is to forget
everything you think
264
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,892
And use only what you know.
265
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,393
- I love that!
266
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,603
- What happens when
the ship gets there?
267
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,688
- Well, we know the moon
is flat, like earth,
268
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,024
So the ship should punch a hole
through the center,
269
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,442
Restoring sunlight
to the world,
270
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,444
And probably curing
menstruation.
271
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,446
- Sounds like we can't afford
not to do this.
272
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,198
- We just need a volunteer
to do the steering.
273
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,116
- Not a scientist.
- Someone immortal.
274
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,826
We were thinking ares
because he's--
275
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,370
- Brave and strong.
- Really?
276
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,372
I was thinking
because he's an idiot.
277
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,082
I'll make that happen.
You make the ship.
278
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,043
Let's get to work.
279
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,714
My king.
280
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,885
She's playing you.
281
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,262
- You not yourself, mom.
Are you sober?
282
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,515
- She has got you positioned
out in front of her
283
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,059
Where she can use you
to test her father's weakness.
284
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,227
When zeus comes back
285
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,229
And it turns out he's not weak,
286
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,981
She gets to play dumb
and you get a lightning enema.
287
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,233
- I get it.
288
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,235
You feel bad about
not blocking the sword,
289
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,486
So now you're protecting me
290
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,197
From things like confidence
and success.
291
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,282
- She's pretending
to be on your side.
292
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,159
- Then she's got you beat
by half.
293
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,745
I'd ask you to try it sometime,
but you've given it a go,
294
00:11:45,864 --> 00:11:47,205
And I don't think
you're a bad goddess
295
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,499
Or a bad mom,
I think you're just--
296
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,251
Well, I guess I do think
you're both of those things.
297
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,170
- This monologue is
more sloppy than hurtful.
298
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,422
- Because I never practiced it,
299
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,382
Because it's a monologue
I never wanted to do--
300
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,385
The one that ends with
"thank you" and "goodbye."
301
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,387
- I see.
- It seems like you don't,
302
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,097
Though,
because you're still here.
303
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,099
- You want me to leave now?
304
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,392
Shall I just walk down
the road
305
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,811
Into the wilderness,
empty-handed?
306
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,354
- Mom, of course not.
307
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,274
You can fly, and you need
to take dad.
308
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,109
- Come on, man.
- Relax.
309
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,153
I'm done pursuing you.
I get it now.
310
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,779
I figured out the way
to your heart.
311
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,322
- My heart has a way to it?
312
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,324
And you needed someone
other than me
313
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,285
To explain
that it wasn't stalking?
314
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,328
- You need proof of my courage,
315
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,206
Which is crazy since courage is
my gimmick, but I get it.
316
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,542
If apollo's a fraud,
maybe all gods are.
317
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,086
So I'm going up in
that skyship for you,
318
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,921
And I'm going to end
this eclipse
319
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,632
And, apparently,
all your periods.
320
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,386
- You made a deal
with this jackass
321
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,472
That he could have me
if he went to the moon?
322
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,641
- Uh, that's a super reductive
summary of our exchange.
323
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,187
- I don't know your big words,
but I know the deal's off.
324
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,605
- I'm sorry
for the misunderstanding,
325
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,231
Splendiferous.
- Stupendous.
326
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,859
- I'll explain to this bonehead
how women work.
327
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,402
You're free to go.
- Ow!
328
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,198
- You don't tell a human
you own them, moron.
329
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,949
Then they have
to prove they're free,
330
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,201
And you get nothing.
331
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,452
Now you're getting in that ship
332
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,621
Just to make up
for embarrassing me.
333
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,414
- No.
- Pardon?
334
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,209
- If you think being smarter
than me makes you smart,
335
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:18,004
You're forgetting, big sister,
just how stupid I am.
336
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,590
- True, but then we talk,
and I remember.
337
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,716
- Here's our new deal.
338
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,168
If dad's really gone
and you're taking over,
339
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,179
You're sharing power with me.
340
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,388
- Why?
- Because if dad's
341
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,225
Not really gone
and this makes him mad,
342
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,143
I'll agree that all
this skyship stuff was
343
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,062
On king bigmouth.
344
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,313
- Deal.
- Good.
345
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,106
Will you still help me
get a woman?
346
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,526
- Learn how to talk
to one, loser.
347
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,322
My king.
- Please. Rise, my goddess.
348
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,950
- Your skyship is ready
to pierce the heavens
349
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,451
And free the world
of zeus' shadow.
350
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,036
I'll escort you
to the launch pad.
351
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,581
- What a day.
A great step for mankind.
352
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,959
And a pretty big step for my
career, not that it's about me.
353
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,794
- It's going to be a huge step
for you.
354
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,046
Ares is stepping down
so that you can drive the ship.
355
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,339
- Me?
- This revolution
356
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,591
Will be meaningless
if a god gets any credit.
357
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,553
- Honestly, I saw it
as a joint god/human operation
358
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,888
Since we really want
someone inside that thing
359
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,014
That can't explode.
360
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,224
- You're going to be fine.
361
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,101
You're under my protection,
remember?
362
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,019
- You're going
to get me back down alive?
363
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,272
- You don't trust me?
- I do. I do.
364
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,190
- Good. Where's your mother?
365
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,235
- I... Kicked her out
of the city.
366
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,779
- Oh, even better!
Let's go, buddy.
367
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,072
Time to become a legend!
368
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,534
Mommy!
369
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,921
- Wave to your people, king.
370
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,632
Oh, right. You can't.
I'll do it.
371
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,095
- Ty, I don't know
why you're doing this.
372
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,346
If we're not using a god,
373
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,432
We should really put a criminal
in here.
374
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,976
Like,
a really serious criminal.
375
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,479
- I told him the same thing,
but he insisted.
376
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,399
- Cancel the mission!
I was kidnapped! Let me out!
377
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,027
I think he might be--
378
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,486
- If it's a series
of intermittent bangs,
379
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,822
That means he's strapped in
and ready to go.
380
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,157
- You're still here?
381
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,241
- Wait, you're leaving?
382
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,327
- My son has evicted my wife.
383
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,703
She's clearing out her temple,
384
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,247
And we're going to make love
beneath a black sun
385
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,375
To the primal sounds
of humanity unraveling.
386
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:23,338
- Did you... Did you already
pack all your instruments?
387
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,007
- Why?
- Because if all the mortals
388
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,801
Are going to die,
I want my last memory
389
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,346
To be with my favorite one.
390
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,725
- What have I done?
- I'll field that.
391
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,686
You took the life I gave you
and bet it against me,
392
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:39,979
And you lost.
393
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,314
- Mama, get the door open!
394
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,607
- After you apologize.
- There's no time!
395
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,984
Get us out before we launch!
- Nice try.
396
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,527
I saw how long that fuse was.
397
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,280
You've got enough time
to eat some crap.
398
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,159
- Ugh, how long is this fuse?
399
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:59,248
- Oh, man. I knew it.
I knew it would blow up.
400
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,042
- No, look!
- It worked!
401
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,044
I knew it would work!
402
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,921
- So science is just guessing?
403
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,673
- And explosions.
404
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,466
But yes, mostly guessing.
405
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,384
- Holy crap!
406
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:13,137
- Next time,
just open the--
407
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:17,141
- Next time?
You can't be serious!
408
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:22,146
- ♪ now it's time
for us to go ♪
409
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:28,152
♪ everything and everyone
you know ♪
410
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:34,117
- ♪ changing like the southern winds ♪
411
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:39,038
♪ punished for the sins
you've sinned ♪
412
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:44,460
Both: ♪ when you think about
the times you've had ♪
413
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:51,092
♪ measure all the good
and bad you've lived ♪
414
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:56,055
♪ you've lived, you've lived ♪
415
00:16:56,099 --> 00:17:02,603
♪ you've lived ♪
416
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,238
- What on earth
are we looking at?
417
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,074
- Earth?
- Is the moon a ball?
418
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,076
- I think the earth is
a ball too.
419
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,620
- How can a ball be flat
when you're on it?
420
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:24,167
- By being really,
really, really big.
421
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,918
- He lied.
- Who?
422
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,670
- Zeus.
- About what?
423
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,297
Everything.
424
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,381
Both: Aah!
425
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,425
- I think we missed the moon.
- Good.
426
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,718
We've got a new mission.
427
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,886
You navigate.
- Where?
428
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:35,970
- Olympus.
429
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,681
- Uh, okay. Um, left?
430
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,683
- So shall we discuss
our next gig?
431
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,977
I hear the sirens are looking
for an opening act.
432
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,104
- I don't think so.
And you know why?
433
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,484
- Because you're a selfish,
immortal ballsack?
434
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:53,321
And yet, I think I'm going
to miss that talented bastard.
435
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,421
Mom, we should probably
get out of here.
436
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,715
- This is what he calls
his office?
437
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:13,883
It's just his old court.
438
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,968
But he added walls,
doors, and a desk.
439
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,178
- That's the idea.
440
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,846
It creates
an executive atmosphere.
441
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,306
- Creates a stupid atmosphere.
442
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:26,187
All it does is close off--
wait a minute.
443
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,440
- Oh, my god!
- He really did it.
444
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,317
- Did what?
What am I looking at here?
445
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,736
- The crazy bastard
was obsessed
446
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,196
With taking different
animal forms
447
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,156
For purposes of pleasure.
448
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,367
After a while, he
stopped seeking partners
449
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,495
And started experimenting
with hybrid forms.
450
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,373
If you want something done
right, he always said.
451
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,416
- Is he dead?
- Far from it.
452
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,710
He's achieved
his ultimate dream--
453
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,130
The neck of a giraffe,
the tongue of an anteater,
454
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,673
And the protracted orgasm
of a pig.
455
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,259
- No more information!
Don't tell me that about pigs.
456
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,011
- Deliria?
457
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,597
- You did not just crash
your ship here
458
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,891
And go into my father's office.
459
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,685
- In fact, we did, darling.
460
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,062
- Because he invited us.
461
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,814
- He's in there?
- Yeah.
462
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,358
And he wasn't thrilled
with your behavior today, but--
463
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,235
- But he said you're still
his favorite,
464
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,528
And he agreed
to end the eclipse.
465
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:19,323
- Holy crap, look.
There's a sliver of sun now.
466
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,951
- Yep, zeus says
he'll now move the moon
467
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,328
From in front of the sun
very gradually,
468
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,289
Almost as if he's rolling
a huge ball.
469
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,374
- So he's not mad at anybody?
470
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,543
- Not unless someone
disturbs him.
471
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:34,088
He's quite exhausted
from an extended...
472
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,089
- Neck.
- Holiday.
473
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,299
- Holiday. Oh!
474
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,426
He also said my mom is
no longer banished,
475
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,053
So if she wants,
she can come back here,
476
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,556
And you all have
to stop being mean to her.
477
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:47,852
- He did say that,
but I don't like it here.
478
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,188
I'm a krapopolis girl.
479
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,398
Are we really never going
to tell them?
480
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,943
- Do we want to share a world
with a newly emboldened athena?
481
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,403
- You're right.
482
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:00,406
If the olympians keep
fearing zeus and zeus stays...
483
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,325
- Self-fulfilled.
- Then we become,
484
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,411
In a sense,
rulers of our own world.
485
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:09,707
Animal?
- Giant eagle, please!
486
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:13,085
But that world is slightly
larger than we thought.
487
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,212
- That's all right.
488
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,671
I don't need you
to rule it anymore.
489
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,632
- Because you've realized
the importance of family?
490
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,925
- Because I live forever.
491
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,177
You have a maximum of,
what, five years left?
492
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,929
- Uplifting takeaway.
493
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,305
- And after you're dead,
494
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,723
I can have as many new children
as I want.
495
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,435
- We don't have to spend
the whole flight talking.
496
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,066
- I'm telling you,
I saw it, and it's round.
497
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,068
- Yes, like a plate.
- Like a ball.
498
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,737
- And where on a ball
would you build a house?
499
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,364
- It's a big ball.
500
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,575
- A big ball covered in water
that doesn't fall off the ball.
501
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,370
- Even though it's floating
in--what did you call it?
502
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,288
- I didn't.
- Oh, you called it something.
503
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,123
And we'd like you
to say it again.
504
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,125
Space.
505
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,337
- Okay, so, hephaestus,
maybe we should gather
506
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,214
The scientific community and--
507
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,549
- And we'll think about space.
508
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:02,918
- You guys are being mean.
509
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,095
- Well, we have to be, ty,
510
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,513
Because you're confusing
science with magic.
511
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,182
- Yeah, and there's already
enough magic, okay?
512
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,643
I don't know if you noticed,
but I flew here.
513
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,853
- And the point of science is
to overthrow magic
514
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,105
With logic and observation.
515
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,524
- But I did observe this.
I was in space.
516
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,359
- Yeah, because you're nuts!
- He's right.
517
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,361
I wouldn't have done that,
and I'm magic.
518
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,738
You'd make
a horrible scientist, dude.
519
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,532
where were we?
520
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,159
- How do we know women
have less teeth than men?
521
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,453
- Smaller mouths?
- Perfect.
522
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,205
- Did you get any of that?
523
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,459
Bento.
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