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You're mama's yapping in the back seat
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Tell her to push over
And move them big feet
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Well, this morning I'd fight
And tell her I give up
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Tell her she wins
She should just shut up
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Is he singing about me and Mommy?
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Of course not.
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It sounds very on point.
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You can tell her there's lots...
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Don't be ridiculous.
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She'll be walking down this block
She can take the subway back
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He's really good.
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Isn't he?
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Gross.
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But I didn't count
On this packaged deal
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He's singing about us!
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He is!
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Don't be ab-ab-s...
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- silly.
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She keeps talking
She'll be walking down this block
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I've been down this road
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Love On Holiday
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Yeah, now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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It's not natural that
you haven't slept with him.
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- Why?
- You've been together a month.
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Not every couple jumps
right into bed, Ling.
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Oh, that's right, Elaine. You wait
and count to three first. I forgot.
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A relationship doesn't
have to be about sex...
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...but I'd ask myself,
"If he doesn't want it?"
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- He wants it.
- Just not from you.
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Look. When you meet the right man...
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...which none of you have,
with the exception of Ling.
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Richard Fish is your perfect
soul mate.
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You do not rush it.
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You hold longing stares.
You have an extended courtship.
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That first touch of the hand?
You relish it.
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The first kiss? You savor it.
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You become, um, patient
when you know that it's right.
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You don't race.
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Now, I love where I am
with Larry at this moment.
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I am not gonna let these times
get preempted by a horny moment.
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It's...
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No...
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First up. We have that
charity auction tomorrow at lunch.
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It's one date for a good cause.
This year, I think it's cripples.
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I got names in a hat... Cup.
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First man and woman drawn will do it.
I don't want any complaints.
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Me. Damn it. Do-overs.
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- No, no, no, no.
- All right. All right. Nelle.
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Oh, yuck.
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Bid on me, Ling.
I don't want to be stuck with a beast.
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Forgive me one second. Ally...
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...was your little squeezebox making
fun of my Kimmie situation last night?
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My "little squeezebox"?
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I heard him sing "Package Deal. "
"Tell the mother to stop yapping"?
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He looked at us too. Now, I don't
appreciate that kind of garbage.
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Um...
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John, Bruce Springsteen
wrote that song.
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- I don't think he had you in mind.
- Oh, yeah.
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Get flippant. That'll mitigate
the offense just fine.
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- He marked on John's turf.
- We needn't hear from you, Goldilocks.
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Excuse me.
We've been sued by the Peanut.
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- Excuse me?
- Sexual harassment.
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Who's the Peanut?
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This librarian clerk, left a year ago.
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Sexual harassment?
Anybody here harass him?
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- Right.
- Well...
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Elaine? In my office, please.
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Ling, Mark, you two will handle this.
I'm tired of getting sued for this.
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- What was that?
- What?
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Oh. It's nothing.
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I think you know that Larry
wasn't ridiculing you.
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Oh, maybe I feel
deserving of ridicule.
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I'm a grown man dating a woman
who takes her mother on dates.
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I mean, what the hell is that?
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Didn't she go on
the first few dates alone?
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But as the relationship deepens, she's
more prone to emotional intimacy.
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For that, she needs Mommie Dearest.
Look, Ally, I'm an odd man myself...
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John.
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Obviously, you care about her.
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So much so, that you even pretended
to be a rock 'n' roll singer.
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Why don't you talk to her and
tell her the mother is unacceptable?
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She's fine for holidays,
but not dates.
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It says you repeatedly
offered him sex.
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It was a joke. He knew I was joking.
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We're friends. It makes no sense.
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It also says that you
made him eat your underwear?
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I never made him.
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I just showed my inventions to him.
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I invented edible cherry underwear
and offered it once as a light snack.
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- Ling, you're fired.
- What?
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This case is legitimate.
I need a real lawyer, outside counsel.
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Mark, hire Larry Paul. Do it now.
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I'm very disappointed.
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Hey, bitch. What's up?
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You seem happy.
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I'm fired from the Peanut case.
Let's go shopping.
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Might as well. I need something
for the stupid auction.
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It's for a good cause. Maybe somebody
rich and handsome will bid on you.
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- Can you imagine how much I'd get?
- No, Ling. How much?
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Tell you what.
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Since it's such a great cause
why don't you volunteer?
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I'll bet whatever's bid on you
that it won't be higher than my bid.
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Nelle.
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Come on, Ling,
Ms. "Every Man Wants Me. "
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You couldn't possibly
be afraid of losing.
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It's just...
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...how do I know you won't recruit
someone to bid more than you're worth?
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Here's a flash: Men go nuts for me.
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I'll admit you have this whole
dark-haired exotic thing going...
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...but when it comes
to a man's true fantasy? I am it.
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I'm tall, gorgeous.
I look like I have brains.
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Which I, in fact, do have.
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You?
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You're short.
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And you bite.
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Ladies.
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- Larry, I was just coming to see you.
- I was on my way to see you.
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You were?
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It's a good sign when a couple
can meet halfway.
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Are we a good couple?
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I see potential.
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- What are you thinking?
- I don't believe in that.
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Believe in what?
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Telling each other
what we're thinking.
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- Over-talking. It can make you lazy.
- I'm sorry?
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Well, part of communication is silent
body language. Mood, you know?
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Greeting each other.
Figuring it out instead of just...
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...flipping to the back for answers.
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I'm having trouble reading you then.
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All right.
I'll tell you this one thing.
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What?
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Standing here, right now...
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...I'm totally freezing.
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- Let's go.
- Where?
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Back to your office.
Richard Fish hired me.
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He did? Why?
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Something about peanuts.
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Even that nickname...
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...I find insulting. Peanut.
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- I never...
- Elaine.
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- But you've always had that nickname.
- That means I had to endure it here?
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- But you're suing her for what she did.
- Okay, look.
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You wanted to dispose of this matter.
I'm not comfortable letting him speak.
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Either an offer must be presented or
I must let my discomfort prevail here.
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Daniel, you and I are friends.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry, I can't allow that.
No, I cannot.
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I'm not comfortable, off the record.
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If you want to depose him,
I suggest we adjourn...
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...come back with a stenographer.
Tomorrow.
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Why don't we do that, then?
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- Something's going on.
- What?
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They're friends a week ago. Now he's
suddenly suing. He seems too angry...
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Sorry.
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I didn't appreciate that
"Package Deal" number last night.
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If you sing it again, I'll damn well
have something to say about it.
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John? I came as soon as I could.
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What's wrong?
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Is there a problem?
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Well, yes.
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A little one.
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And I'd like to discuss it alone.
As in the two of us.
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If it's a problem,
Mommy can help facilitate.
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The problem is Mommy.
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Notwithstanding all of the benefits
with respect to facilitating intimacy.
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I really don't need or want an
emotional chaperon. I'm a big boy.
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You're a big girl.
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And I think we can navigate
this terrain without Mommy.
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Can she think about this?
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Fine.
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You're in the auction?
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My heart beats philanthropy.
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What's going on?
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That bitch Nelle thinks she can
raise more money than me.
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- You think she can?
- That's a tough one.
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In my experience blonds
are more expensive...
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...but they don't have your warmth.
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She had me try it on. A bra.
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- It was for the face, was it not?
- Yes. But...
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Was there anything sexual
about the bra or its purpose?
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No, but...
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It was about isolating facial muscles
to prevent wrinkles.
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It's still a bra.
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You've remained friendly
with Ms. Vassal, have you not?
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Yes.
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You've even had dinner together.
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- Have you not?
- Yes.
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- What changed?
- Since last year?
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- You left on good terms.
You had dinner.
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- And now?
- When you have...
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Obvious animosity.
- Towards her.
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I'm not comfortable with you
teaming up to form a single question.
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- My mistake.
- I apologize.
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We both do.
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You're trying to rattle me.
I'm thrown when two people talk.
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It's this inner ear thing,
which she told you. Nice.
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- Daniel.
- Objection.
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What happened? One minute you're
friends. The next, you're suing her.
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I was traumatized
by one of her little inventions.
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Which one?
- The Vi-Bra.
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I can't even look at another woman's
breasts without experiencing vertigo.
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The Vi-Bra?
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What is the Vi-Bra?
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It's a device deliberately
designed to titillate.
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It was the last straw.
I left when she showed that one.
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I thought maybe I could just
get by it, but I can't. I just can't.
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- This is not why he quit.
- How does it vibrate?
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Well, I hold a wireless remote and I
control it.
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- All right. Show us.
- Okay. It has multiple features.
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I can make them go up and down,
together or in opposite directions.
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Side to side, same thing,
together or opposite.
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Rolling, where they
go round and round.
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I got that idea
from those massage chairs.
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Soft vibrate, where they
just kind of shimmy.
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That feels kind of cool for me.
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Nipple projection.
In and out, varying degrees.
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And then, augmented.
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Sometimes you're in company
where you want to be bigger.
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Sometimes not.
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You invented that?
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There are a few wrinkles still.
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Cell phones.
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Okay, the bid is $2500.
Who'll make it 25?
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I will.
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$3000 in the back. We're
looking for $3250. $3250 over here!
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How about $3500? Come on, $3500.
Look at how lovely she is.
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Don't want to pass this opportunity.
$3500!
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That girl is way overpriced.
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- She does look pretty good.
$4500! Thank you.
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- Can we go?
- We're here to bid on Richard.
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- He's afraid that he won't get bid on.
- How high can we go?
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Up to a thousand.
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Now we'll look for an even
$4000. The gentleman right there.
245
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:04,010
Looking for $4500. You, sir.
246
00:15:04,218 --> 00:15:08,006
How about $5500? Down over here.
Now we want a nice even six.
247
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:10,448
$6000 back to you again, sir.
Thank you.
248
00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:13,695
We have a bid of $6000.
That bid of $6000 is going once.
249
00:15:13,898 --> 00:15:15,490
Going twice.
250
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:19,054
Sold for $6000 to
the lucky gentlemen in blue.
251
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,406
John?
252
00:15:26,698 --> 00:15:28,096
Lynnie. Hello.
253
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:30,288
- May I sit?
- Certainly.
254
00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:39,810
Obviously, Kimmie has some
rather severe social issues.
255
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,291
She's very intelligent but,
what can I say...
256
00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:47,410
...she needs to have
her mother there to...
257
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:54,051
She's in therapy. And one day,
she'll hopefully feel the autonomy...
258
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:58,091
...to allow her to have
a relationship without the...
259
00:16:00,617 --> 00:16:03,006
I guess I'm here right now...
260
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,416
...because I sense something
different in you, John.
261
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:11,330
You seem to see the beauty of my
daughter beneath her eccentricities.
262
00:16:12,617 --> 00:16:17,407
I'm here to beg your continued
tolerance, if not indulgence.
263
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:22,725
I realize that even the best of people
come with their little quirks.
264
00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:27,487
But I don't see how anyone
could carry on a relationship...
265
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,812
...under these circumstances.
266
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:33,813
Well, I guess you couldn't.
267
00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:35,655
Until you try.
268
00:16:37,776 --> 00:16:42,850
Couldn't we get together tonight
and try and talk it out?
269
00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:49,405
She can come to talk it out.
270
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:52,694
Either she will choose
to trust me, or not.
271
00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:55,488
Okay. I'll tell her.
272
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:09,294
Next, another lawyer.
Senior partner in his own firm.
273
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,804
Please welcome Richard Fish.
274
00:17:12,455 --> 00:17:14,013
- Richard!
- Whoo!
275
00:17:15,615 --> 00:17:18,732
We'll start the bidding
on Mr. Fish at just $500.
276
00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:20,891
There's $500 in the back. Now, $ 750.
277
00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:22,608
$ 750 down in the front here.
278
00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:25,454
Now an even thousand.
We got a thousand in the back.
279
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:28,249
Looking for $ 1250.
We got $ 1250. Now $ 1500.
280
00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:31,174
We got $ 1500. Now $2000.
We got $2000 over here.
281
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,572
- Looking... $3000 over here!
- I think he wants you to bid.
282
00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:38,051
- I'm only authorized to a thousand.
We're looking for five.
283
00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:41,452
- He's trying to authorize more.
Looking for 55. Got it!
284
00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:44,328
Who's gonna make it 65?
We got 65 right here!
285
00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:47,333
Anybody want to make further bids?
$6500 going once.
286
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,412
$6500 going twice.
287
00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:51,446
Sold for $6500 to the gentleman.
288
00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,123
Thank you, sir.
289
00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,410
Yeah!
290
00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:06,972
Next up, please welcome Ling Woo.
291
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:10,569
Or should I say, "Wow!"
292
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:14,730
We are going to open
the bidding at $5000.
293
00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:17,323
I've got $5000 over here!
$6000! $ 7000!
294
00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:20,571
$8000, $9000, $ 10,000.
We're looking for 12, 13, 14.
295
00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:23,527
We've got $ 15,000.
Sixteen, 17, 18, 19.
296
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,202
Looking for 20.
Who'll make it 20? $20,000!
297
00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:28,285
$21,000, looking for 22.
298
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:36,327
You can sit anywhere you like.
Is there a required time limit thing?
299
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,610
- For what?
- Our date.
300
00:18:39,614 --> 00:18:42,003
Is this it? A trip to your office?
301
00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:45,445
I'm busy. I can talk for
five minutes to make it official.
302
00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:46,564
Are you serious?
303
00:18:46,774 --> 00:18:50,892
You really expect me to date a man
who bids on women at auctions?
304
00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:54,643
If I'm willing to date a woman
who allows herself to be bought...
305
00:18:54,854 --> 00:18:56,491
That was for charity.
306
00:18:56,693 --> 00:19:01,244
- Yes. And you seem like a real giver.
- Hey! What do you know? Time's up.
307
00:19:01,453 --> 00:19:03,808
Guess it flies when you're having fun.
308
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:07,963
Let's see if you can fly, Superman.
I'll open a window.
309
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:12,086
Funny. It's a testament to your
unlikability that I didn't laugh.
310
00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:16,002
- Do you not know where the door is?
- You said you'd open the window.
311
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:18,807
Here.
312
00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:24,206
I'll give you a nice hug
and a peck on the lips.
313
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,608
You'll get your $6000 worth.
314
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,890
It was fun. Don't call me.
315
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:38,812
Look...
316
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:40,728
...I'm sorry.
317
00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:43,603
I had no idea.
318
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:45,362
I'm really sorry.
319
00:19:45,573 --> 00:19:46,608
Good.
320
00:19:47,573 --> 00:19:49,563
Sorry about what?
321
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:54,163
I have a few therapist friends that...
I really didn't realize.
322
00:19:54,372 --> 00:19:57,648
- Realize what?
- You have an intimacy disorder.
323
00:19:57,852 --> 00:20:01,561
I thought it was just hostility.
But the rigidity of your body.
324
00:20:01,772 --> 00:20:04,047
I do not have an intimacy disorder.
325
00:20:04,252 --> 00:20:07,164
It's okay, Nelle.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
326
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,365
- I'm not ashamed of anything!
- You shouldn't be. You're beautiful.
327
00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:15,008
- I can be plenty intimate, buster.
- Okay.
328
00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:19,246
Well, it was nice meeting you.
329
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:23,206
- Lf you ever want to talk about it...
- I don't need...
330
00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,166
How's that?
331
00:20:33,372 --> 00:20:34,361
Wow.
332
00:20:34,572 --> 00:20:37,086
That was amazing, actually.
333
00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:40,329
But, intimacy isn't about giving.
It's receiving.
334
00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:43,080
Well, kiss me, then.
335
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,849
- Go ahead.
- I'm not going to.
336
00:20:45,051 --> 00:20:47,611
- Put your mouth to your diagnosis.
- Look.
337
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,608
Kiss me.
338
00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:52,600
Well, okay.
339
00:21:06,051 --> 00:21:06,961
Um...
340
00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:10,960
Wow.
341
00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,006
So.
342
00:21:14,331 --> 00:21:15,320
Date's over?
343
00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:31,963
We've been here three hours.
344
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:33,519
Is that bad?
345
00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:37,882
I only bought one date.
I hate to think that this has been it.
346
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,443
It's almost over.
347
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:45,806
- Are you dying?
- What?
348
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,365
I don't know what made me say that.
349
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:53,200
I just got this rush that
I would never see you again.
350
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:56,884
Well, I certainly hope
you're not psychic.
351
00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:00,042
This is very unusual for me.
352
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,763
What is?
353
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:04,884
To blow off work.
354
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,121
To have feelings.
355
00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:11,089
I mean...
356
00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:15,881
...primal feelings.
357
00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:19,685
I'm not sure I like having them.
358
00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:25,078
If you were never to see me again...
359
00:22:26,249 --> 00:22:28,479
...how would you want
to spend the evening?
360
00:22:28,689 --> 00:22:29,917
Why do you say that?
361
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:32,683
Oh, I don't know.
362
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:37,482
I've always said you should live life
like there's no tomorrow.
363
00:22:38,889 --> 00:22:40,607
And I suppose I never have.
364
00:22:42,849 --> 00:22:44,885
If there were no tomorrow...
365
00:22:56,129 --> 00:22:58,848
- You did what?
- And I wanted to do more.
366
00:22:59,049 --> 00:23:01,040
- Ling, can you believe it?
- No.
367
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:04,480
It's not like me to ever feel...
368
00:23:05,369 --> 00:23:09,157
...hot. I mean, I might even enjoy...
369
00:23:09,929 --> 00:23:11,567
...you know.
- Sex?
370
00:23:11,769 --> 00:23:14,283
I don't understand it.
I don't even know him.
371
00:23:14,489 --> 00:23:17,286
He's a rich doctor.
What else is there to know?
372
00:23:17,488 --> 00:23:19,160
Ling? You gotta help me.
373
00:23:19,368 --> 00:23:21,802
- What?
- Paul, the man who bought me?
374
00:23:22,008 --> 00:23:25,045
He chooses where we go on our date.
He chose the bar.
375
00:23:25,248 --> 00:23:27,808
That's nice.
We'll be there to rescue you.
376
00:23:28,368 --> 00:23:32,361
- But I'll be seen with a man!
- I'm going to the bar with my date.
377
00:23:32,568 --> 00:23:35,685
- Lf not to a hotel room.
- Hello? I need some help.
378
00:23:35,888 --> 00:23:38,322
Paul says he has
a special feeling about me.
379
00:23:38,528 --> 00:23:41,520
- Are you falling in love?
- Forget it.
380
00:23:43,768 --> 00:23:45,804
Should I wear a different dress?
381
00:23:46,168 --> 00:23:50,366
- What if she's not at our exact table?
- No! She can't be there at all.
382
00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:54,800
John, my problem borders
on a disorder.
383
00:23:58,488 --> 00:24:00,365
Have you never been with a man?
384
00:24:00,568 --> 00:24:02,638
Of course not. I'm chaste.
385
00:24:06,568 --> 00:24:08,286
Is your acute sense of morality...
386
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:12,480
...a convenient way of dealing
with your intimacy problems?
387
00:24:13,687 --> 00:24:14,836
Perhaps.
388
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:19,484
Well, it's time to take the leap.
389
00:24:20,647 --> 00:24:21,716
Will you catch me?
390
00:24:26,447 --> 00:24:27,880
I'll try.
391
00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:36,922
Elaine? Larry and I both think
we should make an offer.
392
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:39,357
Peanut's agreed to come in tomorrow.
393
00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:41,683
We can settle it within the policy.
394
00:24:42,087 --> 00:24:44,123
Oh. Okay.
395
00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:46,722
- Mark, is everything okay?
- Fine.
396
00:24:46,967 --> 00:24:49,686
- Will I see you later?
- Oh. Sure.
397
00:24:49,887 --> 00:24:51,366
- What's going on?
- Excuse me?
398
00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:53,199
- Why are you so cold?
- I'm not.
399
00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:55,165
If you have a problem, say it.
400
00:24:55,367 --> 00:24:59,076
Don't make me be the one with
the stones. We know you hate that.
401
00:24:59,287 --> 00:25:01,163
Okay. My problem.
402
00:25:04,846 --> 00:25:07,565
That's my problem, along with
the cherry-flavored underwear.
403
00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:08,562
Why?
404
00:25:08,766 --> 00:25:12,281
I enjoy promiscuity less when
it's coming from the girl I'm dating.
405
00:25:13,566 --> 00:25:16,319
This is me.
You either choose to date me or not.
406
00:25:16,566 --> 00:25:18,682
But this is who I am.
407
00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:23,965
Cell phone!
408
00:25:30,046 --> 00:25:31,764
- You two are dating?
- We were.
409
00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:33,877
- Since when?
- Since last week.
410
00:25:34,086 --> 00:25:36,680
But all good things must end, I guess.
411
00:25:40,486 --> 00:25:42,602
Hi, stranger.
412
00:25:42,806 --> 00:25:44,159
Ah, oh, ah...
413
00:25:44,366 --> 00:25:45,401
Ally, right?
414
00:25:45,766 --> 00:25:47,279
Funny.
415
00:25:48,326 --> 00:25:49,679
I've been, um...
416
00:25:51,086 --> 00:25:53,156
...missing you.
- On purpose.
417
00:25:53,365 --> 00:25:55,276
Funny, again.
418
00:25:56,925 --> 00:25:58,916
Sorry to interrupt.
Hello, Mr. Larry.
419
00:25:59,165 --> 00:26:02,760
I'm going on a date without my mother,
which has left me fraught.
420
00:26:02,965 --> 00:26:07,481
Could you go with me tonight
to the bar as kind of a surrogate?
421
00:26:07,845 --> 00:26:09,403
A surrogate mother?
422
00:26:09,605 --> 00:26:13,393
Of course you can invite Mr. Larry.
The truth is, you give me balance.
423
00:26:15,765 --> 00:26:16,561
Um...
424
00:26:16,765 --> 00:26:17,754
Kimmie...
425
00:26:17,965 --> 00:26:21,355
You wouldn't have to do anything.
Your presence would bolster...
426
00:26:21,565 --> 00:26:23,681
- We'll be there.
- Oh, thank you.
427
00:26:24,245 --> 00:26:27,874
When I'm here, I feel as if I walked
in halfway through the movie.
428
00:26:28,165 --> 00:26:29,564
I'll get you up to speed.
429
00:26:39,445 --> 00:26:43,597
You're just too good to be true
430
00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:47,996
Can't take my eyes off of you
431
00:26:57,364 --> 00:27:00,754
- I can't believe I've known you only...
- Ten hours and 13 minutes.
432
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,836
- You counted the minutes?
- I sort of have to.
433
00:27:05,044 --> 00:27:06,272
Why?
434
00:27:07,164 --> 00:27:08,882
I have a long story.
435
00:27:09,364 --> 00:27:11,958
A dance is part of the date, Richard.
436
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:16,077
- A fast dance, maybe. But...
- No, no, no. See, I paid $6500.
437
00:27:16,284 --> 00:27:18,639
You seem really swell,
but I'm homophobic.
438
00:27:18,844 --> 00:27:21,153
I have a note from the doctor.
Tell him.
439
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,481
Oh, this is a fast one.
440
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,241
Night and day and night
Day and night
441
00:27:40,683 --> 00:27:44,198
You're just too good to be true
442
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:52,514
Thank you for being
so understanding, John.
443
00:27:52,723 --> 00:27:54,634
Is it difficult being without her?
444
00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,482
Well, I'm coping.
445
00:27:57,683 --> 00:27:59,799
Well, I'm glad. Because the other...
446
00:28:08,243 --> 00:28:09,676
Mommy's over there, Kimmie.
447
00:28:11,843 --> 00:28:13,196
Did you know?
448
00:28:31,522 --> 00:28:32,511
You doing okay?
449
00:28:32,722 --> 00:28:33,871
Fine.
450
00:28:34,242 --> 00:28:36,437
- Just thinking?
- Yeah.
451
00:28:36,962 --> 00:28:39,396
I'm still not allowed
to ask you what about?
452
00:28:53,762 --> 00:28:58,438
I may not be psychic, Greg,
but I can see something's wrong.
453
00:28:59,562 --> 00:29:01,678
Well, I'm afraid you are psychic.
454
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:05,757
That rush you got earlier
that you would never see me again?
455
00:29:05,962 --> 00:29:07,873
I'm not dying.
456
00:29:09,162 --> 00:29:10,959
But tomorrow, I do go away.
457
00:29:14,122 --> 00:29:15,271
Forever.
458
00:29:17,842 --> 00:29:19,594
What are you talking about?
459
00:29:19,802 --> 00:29:24,079
Ever read about that doctor convicted
of euthanizing his ALS patient?
460
00:29:28,561 --> 00:29:30,995
I get formally sentenced
tomorrow in court.
461
00:29:32,441 --> 00:29:34,875
And begin serving a life term.
462
00:29:49,561 --> 00:29:50,630
Murder?
463
00:29:50,841 --> 00:29:53,036
Well, that's why
he looked so familiar.
464
00:29:53,241 --> 00:29:55,277
I'd seen his face in the news.
465
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,917
He gets sentenced today.
466
00:29:59,121 --> 00:30:01,874
And he spent his last day
of freedom with you?
467
00:30:02,681 --> 00:30:06,071
- I mean, doesn't he have family?
- He does.
468
00:30:06,641 --> 00:30:10,953
He said he wanted to spend his
last day anonymously, not as a victim.
469
00:30:12,161 --> 00:30:13,196
Are you okay?
470
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,793
Me? Sure.
471
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,070
Hey, it's not as if I loved the guy.
I only knew him a day.
472
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,749
Sometimes you can love
somebody in a day.
473
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,628
Well, I guess you could
still visit him.
474
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,469
Nah.
475
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,873
No. He...
476
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,959
He doesn't want that.
477
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,075
I'm fine. It's just...
478
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,079
Funny, huh?
479
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,473
Hysterical.
480
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,629
Elaine.
481
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,831
Everyone's in the conference room.
482
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,076
- What about you?
- I'll be in soon.
483
00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:07,872
- Mark.
- Richard.
484
00:31:09,479 --> 00:31:11,071
- John.
- Richard.
485
00:31:14,759 --> 00:31:16,431
- Oh, here. Here he is.
- John.
486
00:31:18,639 --> 00:31:19,628
I didn't know.
487
00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:24,718
Chastity is a virtue I prioritize
far less than honesty, Kimmie.
488
00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:28,678
I just needed her to be in the room.
I'm sorry.
489
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:33,558
It's hard to make a relationship work
under any circumstances these days.
490
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:37,672
But, I find it impossible
to make one work under these.
491
00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:40,515
If I could just have one more chance.
492
00:31:40,959 --> 00:31:43,314
It's not about chances.
You're not ready.
493
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:46,272
You need to get some more
work done before...
494
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,956
So that's it, then?
495
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:51,115
You're just dismissing me?
496
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,836
Without prejudice.
497
00:32:02,038 --> 00:32:03,676
Come on, Mommy.
498
00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:13,796
Something wasn't right.
I couldn't figure out what.
499
00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:16,831
You leave on good terms
and stay friends with her.
500
00:32:17,038 --> 00:32:20,474
Then suddenly a week ago
you become angry, you sue.
501
00:32:21,158 --> 00:32:23,956
- What happened, Daniel?
- I object to the informality.
502
00:32:24,158 --> 00:32:26,274
Please address my client as Peanut.
503
00:32:27,998 --> 00:32:29,317
Mr. Robin.
504
00:32:32,358 --> 00:32:36,590
- You found out she was seeing him.
- What are you talking about?
505
00:32:36,798 --> 00:32:39,949
I detect an undercurrent
of emotion in this case.
506
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,149
It's not about the nickname.
507
00:32:44,118 --> 00:32:45,756
Do you love Elaine?
508
00:32:50,438 --> 00:32:51,665
No.
509
00:32:52,157 --> 00:32:54,796
- Do you like her?
- I'm not comfortable with that.
510
00:32:54,997 --> 00:32:56,271
Daniel.
511
00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,156
Please, talk to me.
512
00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:06,554
Do you have any idea what
it feels like to be singled out...
513
00:33:06,757 --> 00:33:09,191
...as the one male
you don't want to be with?
514
00:33:09,437 --> 00:33:11,951
And you walk around,
throwing yourself at...
515
00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:13,956
With me, it's just...
516
00:33:14,517 --> 00:33:18,590
- It's just insulting, that's all.
- I offered to have sex all the time.
517
00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:20,913
Yeah, as a joke.
Wasn't it a fun joke?
518
00:33:21,117 --> 00:33:24,234
And then dress me up
in the face bra? How fun!
519
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:26,268
You treated me like I was a pet.
520
00:33:26,477 --> 00:33:27,466
Daniel.
521
00:33:28,477 --> 00:33:32,072
It seems that I'm perceived
as this promiscuous woman who...
522
00:33:33,037 --> 00:33:34,868
It's more about...
523
00:33:36,957 --> 00:33:38,595
I do things for attention.
524
00:33:39,357 --> 00:33:40,995
I do things to get noticed.
525
00:33:42,557 --> 00:33:44,831
Are you suing to be noticed?
526
00:33:45,956 --> 00:33:49,710
It just seems like everybody's
your type, Elaine. But me.
527
00:33:52,516 --> 00:33:53,665
And it hurts.
528
00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,948
And I'll remind the court
just one last time:
529
00:34:02,596 --> 00:34:04,188
This was a mission of mercy.
530
00:34:05,156 --> 00:34:09,115
Dr. Barrett acted to spare
a patient intense suffering.
531
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:11,113
The only reason we're all here...
532
00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:14,991
...is because he didn't play games
with some Kevorkian machine...
533
00:34:15,196 --> 00:34:19,428
...that would have allowed us all
to wink and circumvent the law.
534
00:34:19,636 --> 00:34:20,830
Thank you.
535
00:34:21,076 --> 00:34:22,907
I understand that, counsel.
536
00:34:23,116 --> 00:34:27,234
But by not allowing us to wink,
he has left me with no choice.
537
00:34:28,556 --> 00:34:30,592
Dr. Barrett, would you stand, please?
538
00:34:33,356 --> 00:34:35,346
As the judge who sat on your trial...
539
00:34:35,555 --> 00:34:38,433
...I must say I have
a deep admiration for you.
540
00:34:38,955 --> 00:34:40,024
And compassion...
541
00:34:40,235 --> 00:34:43,830
...though I doubt it would
rise up to the level of yours.
542
00:34:44,035 --> 00:34:47,869
But pursuant to the statute,
I must nevertheless sentence you...
543
00:34:48,075 --> 00:34:49,190
...to a life term.
544
00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:53,630
I do so now,
to be served at Cedar Junction.
545
00:34:54,315 --> 00:34:55,873
God bless you.
546
00:34:56,315 --> 00:34:58,271
Bailiff, take him into custody.
547
00:35:08,075 --> 00:35:10,031
Don't cry, Mom. It's okay.
548
00:35:12,315 --> 00:35:13,464
It's all right, Dad.
549
00:35:35,314 --> 00:35:36,986
The Peanut loves Elaine?
550
00:35:37,194 --> 00:35:40,664
It seems so. We settled it, anyway.
Richard's happy.
551
00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:44,269
And how did you figure this out?
552
00:35:44,714 --> 00:35:47,274
- I just did.
- Wow.
553
00:35:48,234 --> 00:35:52,466
You seem to be really intuitive about
what's going on with other people.
554
00:35:56,874 --> 00:35:58,865
Look, Ally.
555
00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:01,504
I know you're probably wondering...
556
00:36:01,714 --> 00:36:05,707
...why things maybe haven't
accelerated as fast as maybe...
557
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:09,953
You know, last week, I opened up
to you more than I ever...
558
00:36:10,154 --> 00:36:14,466
That was exhilarating.
And a little scary. And it's...
559
00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:16,266
Scared you.
560
00:36:21,553 --> 00:36:25,262
Well, I'm not afraid of this.
I'm really, really excited.
561
00:36:25,473 --> 00:36:28,067
If you only knew how...
562
00:36:28,673 --> 00:36:30,789
I'm doing a lousy job
of explaining it.
563
00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:33,622
No, you're not.
564
00:36:35,313 --> 00:36:36,666
You...
565
00:36:37,553 --> 00:36:42,752
...want to take it really slow
because you want it to be right.
566
00:36:44,273 --> 00:36:47,265
Well, slow doesn't bother me, Larry.
567
00:36:49,953 --> 00:36:54,868
You and me, we're gonna get there,
and we should just enjoy the ride.
568
00:37:02,633 --> 00:37:06,069
- How about tonight we...?
- How about I cook you dinner?
569
00:37:08,473 --> 00:37:09,667
That'd be great.
570
00:37:18,632 --> 00:37:22,261
One date with a gay man and you're
already going down under desks?
571
00:37:22,672 --> 00:37:23,866
Cindy.
572
00:37:27,552 --> 00:37:28,701
Ow.
573
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:30,710
Hi. How's it going?
574
00:37:30,952 --> 00:37:32,067
Fine, Richard.
575
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:36,669
- So how'd you know about my...?
- Slow dance?
576
00:37:36,872 --> 00:37:38,021
I orchestrated it.
577
00:37:38,232 --> 00:37:41,861
That's why I'm here. I've come
to apologize. It was cruel of me.
578
00:37:42,112 --> 00:37:43,465
You orchestrated it?
579
00:37:43,672 --> 00:37:47,631
I knew your firm was involved in
the auction, and I figured you'd be...
580
00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:50,187
So I sent some guys to bid on you.
581
00:37:50,712 --> 00:37:54,466
- And paid $6500?
- That's how much your homophobia hurt.
582
00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:57,381
Anyway, it was cruel of me...
583
00:37:57,592 --> 00:38:00,902
...and today I feel foolish.
584
00:38:03,831 --> 00:38:07,983
- Paul wasn't really gay? He was...
- No, he's gay.
585
00:38:08,231 --> 00:38:11,268
Oh, well, no biggie. He seemed nice.
586
00:38:11,471 --> 00:38:12,506
Good dancer.
587
00:38:12,751 --> 00:38:16,664
Look, again, I'm sorry.
It was childish.
588
00:38:17,311 --> 00:38:20,064
But at least it was
for a good cause, anyway.
589
00:38:24,351 --> 00:38:25,466
Cindy.
590
00:38:25,711 --> 00:38:26,860
Mark.
591
00:38:27,751 --> 00:38:29,389
How's...? You know.
592
00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:31,906
- How's it hanging?
- Going. How's it going?
593
00:38:32,151 --> 00:38:33,266
Fine.
594
00:38:33,671 --> 00:38:36,139
- You?
- Oh, fine. Fine.
595
00:38:36,351 --> 00:38:37,784
That's great.
596
00:38:38,031 --> 00:38:39,703
What brings you here?
597
00:38:39,911 --> 00:38:42,027
I just had some business with Richard.
598
00:38:42,831 --> 00:38:44,742
- You seeing anybody?
- No.
599
00:38:45,431 --> 00:38:48,423
- You?
- Well, a little.
600
00:38:49,471 --> 00:38:50,460
Great.
601
00:38:53,471 --> 00:38:55,063
Merry Christmas.
602
00:38:55,271 --> 00:38:56,669
You too.
603
00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,781
Listen, about what I said...
604
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:13,299
It's okay. I'm over it.
605
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,346
You want to grab some dinner tonight?
606
00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:21,544
- I try not to date men on the rebound.
- What are you talking about?
607
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,264
I think you know what
I'm talking about.
608
00:41:51,507 --> 00:41:52,542
You stinker!
609
00:41:52,747 --> 00:41:53,736
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