All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E10 Trouble at Cooters_track3_[eng]

On the Dukes.

The Duke boys are all tied up
in Hazzard's big fur robbery.

Give it a push.

You boys are under arrest.

Go, boys!

To the cars!

Yee-haw!

Bo, look out.

I love it, I love it.

What?

Now!

We ain't gonna make it.

[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might
get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

It's one of 'em beautiful
Hazzard County mornin's.

General Lee is runnin'
the kinks out.

And Bo and Luke are feelin'
uncommonly good.

Ain't nobody chasin' nobody.

But there's fixin'
to be trouble.

That ain't the trouble.
That's singin'.

Well, sort of.

♪ Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me ♪

♪ One says she's
a friend of mine ♪

♪ Take it easy
Take it easy ♪

♪ Don't let the sound
of your own wheels ♪

♪ Drive you crazy ♪

♪ Lighten up while
you still can ♪

'Do you know the words?'

♪ Never be here again ♪

♪ No time to make your stand ♪

♪ Take it easy ♪♪

That's trouble.

Now, this feller
ain't no fur driver.

He's a thief.

Delivering stolen merchandise
to one J.D. Hogg.

That is, if he could ever find the right road to Hazzard.

Sorry about that, buddy.

- What can I say, you know.
- Yeah, well.

Look, mister,
it's no big thing.

Let's forget about it.
I'm in a hurry and--

I bet your lady's waitin'
for these foxes

'and minks in a hurry too.'

I'm sorry.
Look, I'll tell you what.

I got a place in town,
the Hazzard Garage.

You bring this by there and
I'll fix this door, the bumper

dent, everything for free, huh?

Well, that's very
kind of ya. Thanks.

- Sure thing.
- See you later.

Now, friends and neighbors

that ain't no skunk
layin' in the road.

That's a mink.

And y'all know
what's gonna happen.

Hey, what's that
up there on the road?

No idea.
One way to find out.

- It's too big to be a raccoon.
- Should look good on a mink.

What's that ol' boy gonna say

What is it doin' here
in the middle of nowhere?

I don't know.
One thing's for sure.

Nobody in Hazzard could
afford somethin' like this.

Ran that chicken wire
back to Uncle Jesse

before he throws a fit,
and then go back into town

'and turn this into
lost and found.'

That was ol' Rhuebottom's
general store.

Boss Hogg foreclosed on Rhuebottom to use the storeroom

for warehouse
and stolen merchandise.

Boss eased his conscience by sendin' ol' Rhuebottom a turkey

and it was spoiled.

You mean you let a mink coat
fall out of your truck?

And it's still lyin'
out there somewhere?

You go get it.
Do you hear me?

Maybe that mink wasn't dead yet
and it jumped off the truck.

- Oh, zip, you--
- Forget it, I tried.

Two country boys stopped, picked
it and drove off with it.

Goin' faster than
a duck in a hailstorm.

Two country boys, huh?

Was one of them blonde
and the other dark-haired

and both drivin'
an orange clunker car?

- Hmm, never heard of 'em.

- No, just a lucky guess.

Yeah, just a lucky guess.
Lucky, lucky, lucky.

Oh, I'm glad you asked
me for that.

Alright, uh, here's
what I owe you.

Um, less the price
of a mink coat.

- Why, you little butter--
- Ah! Easy, easy, son.

I advice you to take what I gave
you and skedaddle out of town.

Or else I'll have the sheriff
here escort you out personally.

Yeah, I will, boy.
I get..

- You will.

Oh, yes. I will.

Alright.

You win, Hogg.

- This time.
- Yeah.

So, Boss set the law after
the Dukes to get back the fur

that he hadn't paid for

and nail Bo and Luke for possession of stolen property.

Now that's slick.

- Ooh! It just feels so good.
- It sure is.

Don't get too used to it.

They're gonna give it back
to Rosco for the rightful owner.

I bet they're goin' nuts
wonderin' where that coat is.

- Can't imagine.
- Here.

- Here you go, sweetheart.
- Come on, give it up.

Let's go.

Looks like we just
saved a trip to town.

- 'Hey, Rosco.'
- Ha ha!

Freeze it, you Duke boys.
Just freeze it right there.

Hey, Rosco,
we're comin' to see you.

We found this.
Wanted to give you.

Shoot! Alright.
Turn over that furry coat.

Alright, Cletus. You will notice
with your beady brown eyes..

'...the evidence
is in the Duke's hand.'

Now, just hold
it right there.

You didn't notice nothin'
with your beady little eyes.

Them boys were doin' just what
they said they was doin'.

They found that coat,
and was bringin' it to you

to give to the
rightful owner.

- Hockey puck, Jesse--
- Get your finger off their car.

- Listen.
- Both of you.

We caught 'em with the evidence
and they're under arrest.

And I've got a warrant..

- Gimme the warrant.
- That's my tie.

Give it to me. Alright,
you boys are under arrest.

Just get out of the car
nice and easy like.

What ever you say, Rosco.

Cletus, note this with your
beady brown eyes, we're gone.

Come back here.

Go for it, boys!

Those guys..

Y'all realize that this
all started with Bo and Luke

just singin' their
little ol' hearts out.

You're tirin' down, Bo?

I'm tryin'. The General's got
some kinda wheeze or somethin'.

I got an idea, hang on.

I love it, I love it.
Hot pursuit.

Ooh, ooh!

You dipstick. Ooh!

Scuffed another one
of my vehicles.

General, what's
wrong with ya?

It's gotta be
the carburetor.

- Oh, damn! Just what I thought.

It's the carburetor float valve.

We get a little ways on it
but not too much farther.

Let's call Cooter
on the CB.

Get a new one. We won't stay
ahead of Rosco for long.

Here you go, sweetie.

Yeah. Anything on
Atlanta Papers about it?

Absolutely nothin', darlin'.

They did say that
somebody saw a brown van

drivin' away from
the scene at the crime.

But nobody's seen you, darlin'.
We're free and clear.

Not till I get rid of that van.
You know where to meet me?

Yeah, Indian Creek Road.
Just north of Hazzard.

Don't push it too hard
'cause that ain't--

Are you kiddin'?

Where did you get that?

I never thought
I'd see a fur like this.

Not twice in one day
in Hazzard County.

- Mm-hmm.

Had a bump up
this mornin' with a guy

'in a brown van
that was full of 'em.'

Bet he saw us find it
and informed Boss

and Boss sent Rosco
to the farm.

If Boss is determined to lock
us up, it can mean one thing.

- He's in cahoots with that man.
- Right.

Wait, I ain't exactly
straight on what's goin' on.

But I know one thing.

All you gotta do is find a brown
van with Mississippi plates.

- Alright.

The boys CB'd
Uncle Jesse at the farm

and Daisy at the Boar's Nest..

...hawk-eye a brown van
with Mississippi plates.

Ten-four, cousins.

Then the boys decided to have
a little fun with ol' Rosco.

A plan from Confederate
General James Stewart's Law.

"When in doubt, attack."

Flash, look there's 'em
Duke boys behind us.

We got 'em this time.
Okay, hang on.

I'm gonna hook it.

Boy, there's a flaw
in the slaw somewhere.

They're playin'
"Follow The Leader" with me.

Those Duke boys are.

Flash, they thought
I was born yesterday.

Well, I wasn't.

Watch me lose 'em.

This is where we lose him.

We did it.

I lost 'em, I lost 'em.

What am I sayin'?
I'm not supposed to lose 'em.

I'm supposed
to catch 'em, right?

Listen, not one woof of this
to Boss, you understand?

Not one.

Luke, Bo, are you there?

Yeah, go ahead, Daisy.
We got ya.

Jackpot, cousins.

I just found that van y'all
talkin' about at the parking.

Mississippi plates and all.

Listen, sweetheart.
Just keep your eyes on it.

Luke and me's on our way.

He spotted us. Hang on.

Now, that boy's mama
didn't raise no dummy.

He ain't about to
tango with two Dukes.

- Luke, you're losin' him.
- It ain't me.

You wouldn't do
so hot either

the way that
float valve's acting.

We'll cut over to Willow Creek
to close the gap.

Alright.

Hang on, cousin.

We ain't gonna make it.

Bo, that ain't no way to give the General confidence.

'Yeah.'

- Yeah.

But that big, fat
bale of cotton

short-changed me,
'cause I lost one lousy fur.

Oh, what's one fur, sugar?

Acapulco, here we come,
right darlin'?

Wrong, darlin'.

Shoot! We should've
come up that van by now.

Yeah, unless he pulled off
on the side road back-a-ways.

'Cause I figure on taking those
furs back off Hogg's hands.

And sell 'em again,
somewhere else.

But I think I got this one
figured out real good.

Let's get back to town.

I got me some
investigatin' to do.

Look, there it is.

Sure as shootin'.
Good eyes.

'Stripped cleaner
than a hound's tooth. Shoot!'

Zip.

Hey, look.
Some fresh tire tracks.

I bet he met up
with his buddies.

- Wonder which way they go.
- Hey, let's follow 'em.

- Hop in, let's go.
- Okay.

Over at the courthouse
that feller found

just what he was hoping for.

Blueprints on file for the Hazzard building code.

- Yeah.

That wall at
Hazzard's garage

is on the other side of the same
wall where them furs are.

That's the only way in
for me without being seen.

Well, that feller
in that garage

might have somethin'
to say about that, darlin'.

No, he won't.

Because you're gonna get him
out of there for a little bit.

He's seen me.

But he ain't never
seen you before.

- Hey.
- Hi, there.

I'll be right with you.

If I were you there,
I'd fix that fuel filter

or that fuel pump's gonna be
workin' overtime for nothin'.

I was just thinkin'
the same thing myself.

You're not from
around here, are you?

No, I'm just
passing through.

I'm a freelance writer
from Atlanta.

I'm here doing a short story
on small towns.

Well, I'll be, a writer.

You picked a good one to write
about. Old Hazzard's somethin'.

Other than a few thousand
problems with city government

it's a great place to live.

You know, if I didn't have to
finish up on old Jake's car here

I-I'd love
to show you around.

I'd really like that.
What's your name?

People call me Cooter.

Well..
- Cooter Davenport.

Real nice to meet you, Cooter.
Bonnie Lane here.

- Bonnie Lane.
- Yeah.

Sure is a pretty park
over there.

Yeah.

Hey, you know somethin'?

I don't reckon ol' Jake would
mind waiting a little while.

Come on, I'll show you
around here.

- Thanks, Cooter.
- Yeah, this way.

This park down here,
they call it Hogg Square..

Now, that fella with Boss Hogg

is old Harvey Dunsmore
out of Atlanta.

And everybody knows Harvey
is a Boss Hogg with class.

Ol' Harvey buys most
of his things from Boss

and for a lot less than
he sells 'em for himself

like furs, for instance.

Now, while ol' Boss and Harvey were fixin' to wheel and deal

that Mitchell fella was
on the other side of the wall

doin' a little dealin'
of his own.

These furs are
the best merchandise

you've seen in quite
a while, ain't they?

- Oh, they're alright.
- Well, you bet they are.

Hello. Did you hear
somethin' over there?

Like a little
tap, tap, tappin'?

Oh, it's nothing, J.D.

Of course, it could be
your heart poundin'

at the thought of what you think
I'll give you for these furs.

Most of all I do
is just sort of..

...hang out,
work on cars.

- Oh, I love cars, Cooter.

Dad taught me all about cars
when I was a little girl.

- Yeah, I think he wanted a boy.

Well, his little girl
turned out fine.

Thanks, Cooter.

Hey, I reckon
one of these days I'll..

...quit my crazy ways
and settle down.

I'd like to settle down, too, if
I'd find the right situation.

Yeah.

'I tell ya, one time I thought
I had the right situation'

'and it just didn't work out.'

Hey, I gotta get back over there
and work on ol' Jake's car

or he's gonna kill me.
A promise is a promise.

Y'all don't reckon ol' Cooter's kinda going for her?

Man, I hate that.

Cooter?

Back to square one.

- Oh, hey, Cooter.
- We got trouble.

- We need that float valve.

- We need it as soon as we can.
- Uh, the float valve.

Oh, I tell ya,
I-I just plumb forgot about it.

I was gettin' ready
to go over to Murphy's and..

Excuse me.

Bonnie Lane, this here's
Luke Duke and Bo Duke.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Bonnie, pleasure.

- Pleasure, too.
- Friends of mine.

Oh, well. I guess
I better get goin', Cooter.

I gotta do some shoppin'.
Thanks for the tour.

Well, you're sure welcome.

- See you later.
- I'll see you again.

Nice to have met you, boys.
Bye now.

- My pleasure.
- 'Thanks, Cooter. Bye-bye.'

Bye.

Hey, hey.

Look, we found that brown van
you said was haulin' furs.

- Yeah.

The boys filed ol' Cooter in
on the empty van

and how they tracked
another car

that must have brought
the driver back to town.

And guess who was listening?

What we can't figure out is if
Boss is already bought them furs

what's that guy
doing in Hazzard?

We gotta find out wherever
Boss has got them furs stashed.

Hey, take this
for what it's worth

but I did see Boss
and Harvey Dunsmore

going in and out of
Rhuebottom's next door here.

If Boss has got business with
Harvey over at Rhuebottom's

means we owe ourselves a peek
at whatever that business is.

Got a real easy way
to do that. Lookie here.

We got a key to the back door.

Rhuebottom used to leave me one
in case he locked himself out.

Thanks a lot, Cooter.
We'll check you later.

Hey, y'all,
stay out of trouble now.

Let's check all
the closets and cupboards.

You got it.

When, oh, when are you
gonna learn to trust me?

J.D., I ain't paying you
for 20 expensive furs

when I'm sure
I counted only 19.

You gonna let me
count 'em again or not?

Okay, if you wanna count 'em
again, we'll count 'em again.

Lemme get
the key out here.

Look at all these keys.

I don't know which one's
the right one. Lemme try this.

Ah, shoot.

- No luck.

You got any idea,
which key this might be?

Oh, try that.

- Let's check the storeroom.
- Alright.

- Aha!

This looks like
it might be it.

'Mark my words, Harvey.'

When you count them furs

and you find out I ain't
been cheating you

well, you're just gonna
have to apologize.

- Ah, J.D.

I'm not against cheatin'

except when it's
done against me.

Well, I'll tell ya, Harvey

nobody's doing any
cheatin' against you

so just start counting.

I tell ya,
there's only 19, J.D.

Let's see. Two, four, six,
eight, ten, twelve, fourteen

sixteen, seventeen,
eighteen, nineteen.

Twenty.

Oh, come on.
What are you doin'?

That's the first one I counted
down there. What are you up to?

Did you count
that one down there?

I didn't see that.
I thought you missed it.

Don't you try to pull
the fur over my eyes.

Oh, listen, now, it's pretty
high

The fella who sold 'em to me
must have short-counted me.

I can't help it,
so I'll tell you what.

We'll renegotiate that whole
deal. What do you say, huh?

Uh, too stuffy in here.

Let's you and me go have a drink
and we'll talk turkey.

Hey, Cooter!
Them furs is over there alright.

But with Harvey Dunsmore
involved, they gonna take time.

- Heh, funny guy.

We oughta keep an eye
on the place

I'll call Uncle Jesse, and he'll
call the authorities in Atlanta.

- Alright.
- Good idea.

Luke called Jesse and told him to get on the horn to Atlanta

and told 'em
they better come running

if they ever wanted to see them stolen furs again.

Right away.
Right away.

Mabel? This is Jesse. Will you
get me the Atlanta police?

Well, never mind what for,
just get 'em!

You sure you can get through
the wall, Russ?

Yeah, babe.
It's just old bricks.

Shouldn't take me too long
to knock 'em out..

...if, I ever get in there.

Dang! I can't wait here all day
for them to come out of there.

Russ, my southern charms did
work on that rude mechanic

but I don't know about
the other two.

You heard them say they
were runnin' from the law.

- Well.

Why don't we get the law to get
them out of there for us?

Ooh, my blessed. You got more
fleas than any dog

I've ever seen in my whole life.

You know what you
gonna have to do.

You're gonna have to put
a sign on "No Vacancy".

Excuse me a second.

Sheriff's office..

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
speakin'.

Look, I seen them Dukes
at Cooter's Garage

real plain, sheriff.
I thought you'd like to know.

Oh yeah, I do wanna know!

But how'd you know
I wanted to know?

'Who is this?'

I'm just a concerned citizen.

Listen--

She hung up on me.

- Cletus!
- Yo!

Front and center!
Excuse me, Flash.

Cletus! Will you get
that thing out of my face?

What's wrong with you?

Listen, the Duke Boy's
is over at Cooter's Garage.

- Yes.

And now, we've got
to get over there right now.

Well, let's go!

Ooh!

Cletus! You..!
Get off me.

Ain't nothing happening over
there at Ruebottoms'.

Plenty happenin'
at the court house.

Come here, take a look.

We gotta really fly out of here.
Now remember that float valve.

We'll see ya later.

Alright!
Alright you Dukes!

I know you're in here.
Just freeze. Freeze!

- Ey, Roscoe.
What?

- Yeah yeah.

- They ain't here.
- Oh, see, I knew it..

They were here. We had a phone
call. What do we do now?

To the cars!

Man, I tell you. That Cletus is tough on doors.

- They almost hit us.

- Let go of my tie.
- You're a coward.

I hate cowards.

- Well hey!
- Hi there, Cooter.

- I brought us a picnic lunch.

Are you interested?

Well now, Miss Bonnie, I'm
interested, but I gotta work.

I don't know about that Cooter,
got fried chicken, tater salad.

I got some corn bread and guess
what I got for dessert?

- Blackberry cobbler.

You sure got a way with words.

Ain't it amazing how a pretty
girl with fried chicken

can make a man forget about
a carburetor float valve?

Don't you just hate men that use women to mess up other men?

Well, that carburetor float
valve is something

ol' Bo and Luke could
sure use right about now.

That's Cedar Creek Bridge.

And it can take only
one car at a time..

...goin' either way.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh!

Bo, look out.

Now friends, there ain't
no way to jump this one.

Oh, maniac on that bridge.

Your daddy taught you
about cars

but your mama taught
you how to cook.

I sure like to see
a man enjoy his food.

Well, I enjoy watching you
enjoy watching me enjoy.

And all the time
she was baitin' Cooter

she was really worried about
how close her boyfriend

was getting to them furs.

General!

Dang it.

I don't know why
you bothered to look.

- It's the float valve.
- Yeah, I know.

Ol' Boss and Harvey were still

lyin', cheatin' and horse tradin' on them furs.

Now, $100,000
for them furs is peanuts

compared to what
you gonna get for 'em.

You drive a hard bargain, J.D.

But if it's $100000 in peanuts,
that's what you got.

How do you want 'em.
Shelled or unshelled?

- Ha ha ha.

Listen, come over here.

What in the world?

- Sitting on my tire gauge.
- That sure is a nice one.

Oh yeah, this one here's top of
the line. Sterling silver.

Look here. Measure accurate
to a quarter of a pound.

- Sure is nice, Cooter.
- Thank you.

- Oh, I love it. It's beautiful.

Oh, come on, Cooter,
I can't take that.

- Yes, you can.
- That's yours.

You've been awful nice to me and
I'd like you to have ah..

...remembrance of our picnic

and momento of Hazzard County.

Thank you, Cooter.

That's damn right nice of you.

You sure welcome, Bonnie.

Friends and neighbours
this do look serious.

'Hey, Crazy Cooter,
you got your ears on?'

- 'Come in, Cooter.'
- 'Scuse me.

Riker bikers, Crazy Cooter
comin' back at ya.

I hear ya,
Lucas Ducas, come on.

Hey look, good buddy,
we hate to bother ya

we need that float valve 'bout
yesterday, know what I mean?

'We just won a race
with Roscoe and Cletus'

'But it's the Generals last,
I got the feelin.'

Ah, look, I'm sorry y'all.

I got into something. I'll run
over to Murphy's and get it.

What's your 20?

'Bout a quarter mile
up Stone Canyon Road.

We figured to head to your place
'cause Roscoe won't look there.

'I'll get the valve
and meet ya there.'

I'm sorry, Bonnie, I gotta take
a rain check and a doggie bag.

- Well...yeah.
- Sure was nice.

Ah, see ya again, ah...mercy.

Well, now there ain't no way
that, that lady

wants Bo an Luke to go anywhere
near Ol' Cooter's Garage.

Callin' Hazzard Police.
Callin' Hazzard Police.

And once again
that concerned citizen

blew the whistle
on the Duke Boys.

Told Roscoe, where they were
held up on Stone Canyon Road.

And I tell you,
I'll be glad when she leaves.

Cletus! This is your superior
officer Roscoe P. Coltrane.

Listen, follow me!

We got those Duke Boys
by the tail!

I'm gone.

'Shepard to Lost Sheep.
Shepard to Lost Sheep.'

'You out there, boys?'

Got your lost sheep here,
Shepard.

'We're 'bout a quarter mile up
Stone Canyon Road.'

'We're waitin on Cooter
to patch up the General.'

Did you find out if them

stolen you-know-whats
came out of Atlanta?

They came out of Atlanta,
alright.

The Marshall should be in
Hazzard this afternoon.

Great. How the heck
they know we were here?

Shepard, the cops are
after us again.

Could you stake out Ruebottoms'
for us, find out where

- I'm your man.

And I'm on my way.

General, don't quit on us now.

Turn off, I know just
the place to lose 'em.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh!

'Ooh! Ooh!'

It's all your fault.
You dipstick!

It's all your fault.
I'd have made it.

May seem amazing that all the
road construction in Hazzard

the roads never get finished.
That is until you remember that

Boss Hogg contracts
all the road work.

I just can't figure out how
Roscoe knew

where we were all them times.

First Stone Canyon, then
Cooter's Garage.

Unless somebody told 'em.

Besides Cooter,
nobody knew about it.

- Except Bonnie.
- Yeah, but why would Bon--

'It doesn't matter why.'

What we got to do
is get back to Cooter's

get that valve put in
so it runs right.

Oh, shoot, we sent Cooter to
Stone Canyon with the valve.

Sure, that's the easy part.

We just raise him on
the C.B. and cut him off.

Hey Crazy C. this here's the
Lost Sheep, you out there?

Crazy Cooter coming back at you,
Lucas Ducas.

Come on talk to me, lean and
mean, long and strong. I'm gone.

Cooter got the message and
headed back to town

to join Bo and Luke
at the garage.

Jesse took his position to keep an eye on Rhuebottom.

Till the Atlanta
authorities showed up.

Meanwhile, that Mitchell fella was still busy as a beaver

building that new door
at Rhuebottom's.

We got to get out of here real
quick before Cooter gets back.

Okay, I'm ready. Get the car
and bring her round back.

And meanwhile, Boss
and Harvey's negotiations

were getting down to
the fine hair.

It cost me 50,000 just to get
a hold of them furs.

And I ain't in the business
of breakin' even.

Tell you what. You gimme 60,000
and they're yours.

- I'll give you 52.
- Fifty eight.

- Three.
- Seven.

- Four.
- Six.

- Five.
- Done! Alright!

I'll have my man come by this
afternoon and pick 'em up.

Yeah!

Hey, Cooter.

- Cooter!

Yeah.

- Hey, Bonnie.
- Uh-huh.

Wish I could say it's
a surprise seeing you here.

You can hand over
them furs now. And for once

we're gonna be the ones calling
the police not you.

And who do you think they'll
believe

Not that it would make lot of
difference, tell you the truth.

You reckon he's gonna hit both of them with a bank shot?

That boy is having one bad day.

I got him.
I got him.

'What did you hit me for?'

Alright, that's enough.

Thanks, Luke.

Like I said, I made this deal
with Harvey Dunsmore.

- Sold them furs for 55000.
- No.

Only, he didn't have the cash
with him. Can you imagine that?

Pay attention. He had
to go back to get it all.

I never heard of such a thing.
Anyhow, I think it best

that you stand guard furs, 'til
he gets back with the money.

- And...uh-oh

Don't look now..

...but guess who's sitting back
there watching us. The red hat.

That's Jesse Duke.

Told ya...yeah, it's Jesse Duke.

Tight enough.

You never deserved a nice guy
like Cooter Davenport anyway.

Tell him
it was nothin' personal.

Why don't you tell him
yourself...Miss Bonnie?

I don't want him to see us
walking into Ruebottoms, yeah.

Ooh. No.

Tell you what.
Let's go around to the back.

That's a good idea.
That's...ooh.

- Tell you another good idea.

- Follow me.
- Ooh, well. Ooh.

Let's go.

- Ooh! Ooh!
Ahh!

He's out to kill me.

- He's drivin' like a fool.
- Yeah, just like you.

Ain't you gonna
give him a ticket?

I would, Boss, but I don't think
I can catch him on foot.

Yeah? You couldn't catch him if
you were sittin' next to him.

Ooh, I could too!
I hate drivers like that.

Come on. Come on.

- He ties a good knot.
- Hey!

See if you can get
my knife out of the pouch.

Alright

- Got it.

- Yeah.
- Alright. Come on back up.

Can you get these here? Can't
untie it, maybe I can cut it.

Okay. If I slip, watch yourself.

Heh. We're already blood
brothers, remember? Ha ha.

I don't have to tell you how
valuable these furs are.

So you guard 'em good.
You hear me?

- Guard these here furs.

F-f-furs!

Oh no, lookie lookie. Look, oh.

Roscoe, some low down thief
stole my stolen furs.

- Well I..

Lookie lookie look look.

- Hole there.
- They came through that hole.

What's in there? There's
Cooter's Garage through here.

'I'm stuck!'

Roscoe! Gimme a push!

- I'm stuck!
- Get ready.

- Ah!
- Ooh! Ah!

Oh, what do you know!
They're our fur thieves!

- The Duke Boys!

Oh, alright, you Dukes!
Just freeze it right there!

Now, what'd you crooks do
with them furs?

Re-upholstered the General
with 'em.

They put 'em in that blue car.
They're getting away.

Boss, maybe that
was that blue car

headin' South and nearly ran
over our posteriors going North.

Yeah, but you believed it.

Give us a chance,
we'll help you catch 'em.

Oh sure you will!

You believe in the words of
a Duke? Lock 'em up.

- Time to go.
- Okay, boys. Alright I'm..

- Ooh!
- Ah! Ah!

Where are they?

Oh, let go of me, will you?

Where's the car?

Where's the car?

What's the matter with you?

How would y'all like to
have them protecting you?

Gimme my hat!

We ain't never gonna shake
Roscoe 'til we get that valve.

Speak of the devil.

Hey y'all I got that float
valve. How you expect to

put it on there if y'all
don't stay in one place?

Cooter, you keep on goin'. We'll
meet at your garage, alright?

That's a big you-know-what
y'all. I'm gone.

All we gotta do is lead Roscoe
and Boss on a wild goose chase.

Boss, I don't see 'em.

'You said they was
headed South, didn't ya?'

Alright then keep goin' South!
Come on.

Ol' Boss was right
about one thing..

...something was headin'
South..

...his furs.

This oughta 'bout
do it y'all.

While Cooter fixed up
the General

the boys was trying to find an easy way to him about Bonnie

not being the girl that he
thought she was.

There really ain't no way to
tell you, but straight up.

That's the way.

Your girl ain't been quite
straight with ya.

Cooter, there's somethin'
goin' on with

'people stealin' furs and their
tryin to pin it on us and..'

Cooter, it was Bonnie and her
boyfriend that tied us up.

Ya'll real sure?

We wouldn't say nothin'
if we wasn't sure.

Sorry we had to tell you
like this.

That's alright. Ain't the first
time I've been made a fool of.

Ol' boy's set to go.

If ya'll mind I'll tag along
with you on this.

Yeah. They got a pretty good
head-start.

There's two roads
heading south outta Hazzard.

We're gonna need you're help
anyway. I'll tell Uncle Jesse.

- Yeah.

'Hey, we've all been there.'

I-I've been keeping
my eye on it.

Yeah, them furs is..

Good old Jesse missed
all the fun up to now.

But no more, now that Bo
explained what he had to do.

Hit it!

Them fur thieves had everybody in Hazzard after them..

...except the Hazzard
Confederate Cavalry.

They'd have been after him too. His ol' manouvers near Atlanta.

There they are, come on.
Get movin'.

They're going further.
Go on after 'em.

'Get moving.'

Boss and Roscoe,
we gotta try and lose 'em.

Haven't got
the time right now.

Besides, when we catch
them fur thieves

someone with a badge
oughta be there.

'You're right.'

With that new float valve
the General was cooking

like a country band.

If things worked out right,
Rick-thunders road would take

the boys out in front
of them fur thieves.

But they figured to turn
and round up one of them

two other roads.

Uncle Jesse was on one and ol' Crazy Cooter was on the other.

But first, they had
to find them.

There they are.
Yee-ha!

Ross, it's them boys
and the sheriff.

Jesse, Cooter, listen,
we got them headed

towards Timber-top cross roads.

We sure'd appreciate it if
you'll could block them forks.

Eh, you got it, Bo.
This is shepherd.

Russ, look out.

Run now.

'Yee-ha!'

Cooter was still steamin'
about that girl snookin'.

Oh.

You ought not to have done
what you did.

You can keep
that old tire-gauge.

See you around.

'Alright, come on.'
Let's get them.'

- Come on. Oh.
- Yeah.

- Oh yeah. We can get all..
- Come on..

- Hello, Jesse.

- Oh, Jesse.

- Yeah, well, it is.
- Look what we found.

Well, Boss realized
that he could no longer claim

them stolen furs
to be his own.

Not with the Atlanta
authorities to pick them up.

So Boss decided instead
to share the credit

with the Duke boys for
apprehendin' them fur thieves

and returnin'
the stolen property.

But ol' Cooter sure
had a close call

and was out of a genuine
sterling silver tire-gauge.

All in all, though you might
say that it was a pretty full

day in Hazzard County.

It was still three hours
to supper time.