All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E09 10 Million Dollar Sheriff (2)_track3_[eng]

[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin ' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might
get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

You are now worth
$10 million.

What's it feel like being the
richest man in Hazzard County?

- Oh, it's good news!
- He ain't! He ain't!

I'm the richest man
in Hazzard County.

I always have been
and I always will be.

A Rolls Royce turned
into a sheriff patrol car?

It's a doozy, isn't it?

What kind of an nincompoop
would do this to a Rolls?

Uh, this.

A very, very rich nincompoop.
That's who!

Little sniveling, little fat
little pip-squeak.

- You, Hogg.

Me! Well, you got some nerve
talkin' about me like that.

The most important man
in Hazzard County.

You were the most important man
in Hazzard County.

You ain't no more.
I am.

I'm challengin' you here
and now to a duel with cards.

Since we both bet everything
in the world we own

I got a pair of kings.

I got an ace.

I got nothing!
I got nothing!

I made the richest man
in Hazzard County

the poorest in the state.

Now Rosco had everything.

Well, almost everything.

The Dukes are still
running free.

'Ah, Mr. Jason Steele.'

I want you to capture
a couple of desperate criminals

by the name of Bo and Luke Duke.

Well, Mr. Coltrane, that will
cost you twice the going rate.

Rosco's used his
inheritance money

to hire a private detective to
run you guys right into prison.

A fella by the name of Steele.

I don't know him, I know of him.
Mean fella.

If you ever even think
about welching on that payment..

I wouldn't think..
Wel-ch-ing! Ooh!

Drive 'em off,
you know who.

You ready to go fishing?

If I can find me a couple
of suckers worth catchin'.

We're at the county line.

Another couple of feet, we'd
have been across county line.

The Dukes must have knocked on about every door in Hazzard

hopin' to come up with somebody

who could put 'em
on to Jason Steele

but it's like chasin' a ghost.

- I'm goin' down by the swamp.

If I was on the lam,
that's where I'd be hidin' out.

Ow!

Breaker breaker. Uncle Jessie,
this is Cooter comin' at you.

What's your 20?
Come on.

Is he gonna be alright, doc?

I can't say.

A comatose state at his age..

...I'm afraid it's
out of our hands now.

'Dr. Brandle,
please call the operator.'

You got any idea what happened?

- No.
- No.

He was like that
when I found him.

Just can't figure out
what he was doin' there anyway.

It's my fault. If I wouldn't
have given him

that picture of Steele,
he would've never

stormed out
lookin' for him.

Don't blame yourself, honey.
He was just tryin' to help us.

And it ain't y'alls fault.

If it's anybody's fault,
it's this lizard's here.

'We ain't forgetting that,
Cooter.'

This is just one more reason
we got to catch this sucker.

'Well, maybe it ain't as bad
as it seems, you know?'

Old Jessie, now he's
a tough old goat.

We'll I'll say a prayer
for him too.

I appreciate you callin'.
Thank you.

Dang the luck anyway.

'
- 'It's J.D. Hogg.'

- 'Rosco, it's me.'

Well, come on in here.

What are you interrupting
my coffee break for anyway?

Look at this.

You and that hound of yours
both eating yourself silly

off of what used to be my
silver doodads and gewgaws.

Uh-uh!

They're my silver doodads
and gewgaws now.

Alright, what are doing in here
without an appointment anyway?

Well, there's
a terrible emergency.

Emergency.
What emergency?

- My wife, your sister Lulu.

- Her mouth.

- She's hungry.
- Ohh.

And you know what it costs
to feed that sister of yours?

Why'd you think
mom and I let you

marry her in the first place?

With you havin' wiped me out,
leavin' me flat broke

I sure ain't got the wherewithal
to keep your sister

filled up in the style to which
she has long become accustomed.

I sure could use
a little nibble myself.

Get your hands off.
Will you see what you do?

Look, Rosco..

...as your dearest friend
and brother-in-law

and as your sister's provider
and protector I'm asking you..

No, I'm not.

I'm gettin' down on my knees
and I'm beggin' you

to settle a little itty-bitty
pension on us

for the rest of our born days.

'Get your pea-picking hands
off them peas.'

Are you kiddin' me, Hogg?

Me support you
for the rest of my life?

I'll tell you one thing.

I wouldn't give you
a red, white or blue cent.

Aah!

Instead of relying
on us idle rich.

Yeah, maybe I could take a job
that was part time, not too hard

and gave me a cut of the take.

No, that's my job.

But you know something?

I could use myself
another deputy dipstick.

Me?

Be your deputy?

- After all that you and I--
- Zip.

- You were my--
- Zip.

Just hush.

You could have the job
if you call me sir

and if you grovel
once in a while

and if we can get that
fat little carcass of yours

in a uniform.

Alright, Hogg,
how about it?

Take it or leave it.

I'll take it.

He took it.
He just..

Back at the City Hall

there was another first
for Hazzard County.

Te-en hut!

Alright, Hogg,
your hat's not square.

And your stomach's too round.

And your boots aren't
nearly as polished

as the top of your head.

Well, that ain't my fault.
Lulu forgot to polish.

That's "Lulu forgot
to polish 'em", sir.

Lulu forgot
to polish 'em, sir.

Don't you snarl
with those fat little jaws.

Hazzard County
sheriff's department.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
speaking.

And no matter
how much you snivel or beg

I'm not gonna lend you--

'Steele here.'

- 'It's Steele.'

Oh-oh, uh, yeah,
what can I do for you?

I'm gonna need some
pictures of General Lee

from all four sides,
and I need those today.

Well, I can't get to it today,
I'm too busy countin' my money.

Well, then, you just go out
and take some, Coltrane.

Or you forget about
ever jailin' them Duke boys.

Yeah? You know
to whom you are..

...hmm, speaking.

He just..

Alright, Hogg.

You're still supposed
to be in attention.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, get it over here.

Good, yeah, yeah.

Alright, suck in 'em stomachs.

And suck in 'em..

...fat little jaws.

Let go of 'em.

Yeah, I can't,
unless you say "Unsuck 'em".

Alright, Hogg.

For your first assignment,
you'll be going

on a secret mission
with me out to the Duke farm.

Now, there is the door,
so charge.

Ain't you gonna say right face?

Alright, right face.

Now, charge.

That's better.

Lord, Uncle Jesse's been
serving you a long time.

Now, you know that
better than we do.

'What we are askin',
and what we are praying for'

is that, providing
to work seem with your plans

that you'd see fit
to leave him a while longer

with his friends
and his family

'and those of us
who love him so much'

'and need him so much.'

Amen.

- Amen.
- Amen.

Alright, Hogg,
now, you know what to do?

- I know it.

- Yeah, I know how to do it.
- Don't break that.

You want pictures
of General Lee.

- Yes, from all sides.
- I don't know why.

You know how it looks.

- So do I, then what's--

And just hush.
You're not to wonder why.

But just to hush
and keep clickin'.

All your money sure
ain't made you any less stupid.

You sound like a baby hippo.

Ah!

What the heck is that?

We better find out.

That's Rosco drivin'.

Do you know a way
to slow him down?

I guess the General just gonna
have to fill the farm, ain't he?

Hang on.

Friends and neighbors,
despite all that's happened

this makes me feel
that things are beginning

to get back to normal.

Yahoo!

I'm gonna them brake it down.

'You were horrendous..'

Alright, Boss, enough ropin' us.
Why don't you tell us

what the heck you're doing
in a deputy's uniform?

What do you think I am doin'
in the deputy's uniform?

I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you, of course.

Out of the sweetness
of my heart, I gave him a job

so he can feed my sister Lulu,
before she starves to death.

Boy, you know, Rosco, that's
really really nice of you.

Now, tell us what you doin'
hangin' around our farm?

Oh, a-a-around your..

Uh, oh, we came over to offer
our condolences to Uncle Jesse.

Seems as how
he's feeling puny.

What was so all fired important
to take pictures of it?

That orange clunker car
of yours, that's what.

And I sure wish
you'd tell me, why?

Will you zip and freeze
those fat little lips of yours?

Rosco, it seems you owe us
some sort of explanation.

We were takin' pictures
of General Lee

so there would be
a General Lee wanted poster

in a post office.
So, you two back off.

Or I'll arrest you both for
interfering with an officer in--

In dishonest pursuit
of his duty, right?

In dishonest pursuit of my duty.

Don't be putting
words in my mouth.

Will you quit drippin'
that water on me?

You wanna rust my rhinestone?

Hush! Don't you
raise your voice to me.

Get in here.

Meanwhile, over at the hospital

Jesse's condition
was about the same.

Not too good.

And Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
was starting to have

second thoughts
about what he had started.

You know, I like that in him.

Mr. Steele?

Mr. Steele?

Mr. Steele?

Mr. Steele, are you out there?

Mr. Steele?

O-oh, Mr. Steele,
I wish you wouldn't go

cracking your
knuckles like that.

You know, you give me
a quiver in my liver doin' that.

- Oh, uh, the pictures.

You bet I got them here.
Right here, they are.

I-I-in every different angle.

Ah, Mr. Steele,
if you don't mind me askin'

what are you gonna
do with those pictures?

I'm gonna use these
to earn me that $100,000.

Oh, good.

Listen, I-I,
I wouldn't impose on you

to tell you your business,
but if you don't mind

I'd sure appreciate
if nobody else got hurt.

Of course, you know,
I really feel bad

when Jesse Duke got hurt

and put in a hospital.

You know the way you talk,
uh, it sounds like

you was on his side.

Well, I ain't on anybody's side
that get my friends hurt.

Even if they are enemies.

You hear me good, Coltrane..

...you will show
on that payment.

And all of your money
is gonna buy you

is a deepest grave in the South.

Yeah, the deepest
grave in the south.

Oh, no, you mean..

Oh, this is Jesse Duke's room,
ain't it?

- Hi, Boss.

How you doin'?

That's good.

See, I brought this
for Uncle Jesse.

You wish they were better,
but I had to pick 'em up

a bush on the way over
'cause Rosco

bought out the whole
florist shop.

Yeah, I figured
that when all these come.

But it not ain't the flowers
that are important

it's that thought behind 'em.

Yeah.

My, oh, my!

'You know, your Uncle Jesse
and me, go back a long ways.'

Nobody knows better than I.

He's a tough old goat.
Uh, uh, fella.

I never thought something
like this would happen to him.

And I want you to know

that none of us are holding
anything against you or Rosco.

I bet it would
be better if you did.

Well, I mean,
just think of all the times I..

I'm responsible for a little.

I mean, I'm payin'
for something now, ain't I?

Well, you just tell your
Uncle Jesse that I was here.

If, oh, I mean...when he
comes out of this.

Sure, Boss.

I'll do that.

If he comes out of it.

The doctor said with
a head injury at Jesse's age

nobody can tell
what's going to happen.

The Boys were worried sick,
of course.

But they still
had to find Steele

and they figured they could
make him come to them.

So afraid, huh?

Seems to me you're just a
yellow-bellied coward

who won't even
come out to fight

a couple of good old
country boys, like me and Luke.

Taking so much for us to gettin'
you come out here and face us.

Seems to me you're just nothin',
but yellow-bellied coward.

If you're any kind of a man
you would meet us at high noon

at Hazzard Square down there,
you hear that?

High Noon.

For there ain't
nothing subtle about that.

Meet us there at High Noon.

I give him this much.
He got plenty of guts.

Yeah, well, I am tired
of them rubbin' our noses in it.

You know, they ain't fallin'
for any tricks.

No, they will.

Tomorrow, they'll be on their
way to the federal slammer.

Unless I can get 'em today.

Meanin'?

Well, maybe, if I was
to take their bait..

...I just might cause 'em

to make the first mistake
before tomorrow.

Come high noon
at Hazzard square

the whole town
was lookin' to see

if there's gonna be
a showdown.

Everybody knew that
the Dukes didn't carry guns.

But they were thinnin' out

'cause they figured
old Steele did.

No sign of him anywhere, Luke.

Maybe, he can't see us.

Step out the curb.

Looks like he ain't gonna show.

Wishful thinking, cousin,
still got a few seconds left.

I sure hope the boys
know what they are doing.

Even if they're sure, I hope
there ain't gonna be no trouble.

There's something
on your mind, South busters?

Yeah, you dang
right there is, mister.

Just tell how much is Rosco
payin' you to put us in jail.

More than you could ever spend.

Do you realize
we could file charges

against you for hit and run?

And-and for also
hiding that gun in our car?

Be my guest.

I know you don't really think
any of those charges

are gonna stick, do you?

That maybe so.

But Uncle Jesse got hurt
tryin' to find you.

If he don't make it,
we'll be back.

You can count on that.

There's one more thing, too.

Before you go wastin'
any more of your precious time

tryin' to catch us,
let me just warn you--

No! no, sonny,
let me just warn you.

You see, I consider it
my duty

to keep scum like you
off the streets.

Scum like me?
I'll show you--

No, no, hold on.

Luke, come on, dang,
he deserves mouthful of my fist.

Anytime you think
you're man enough to try, sonny.

- Come and get it.
- I think I'm man enough.

How about right here
and right now--

Listen to me. That's just
what he wants you to do.

You take one swing at him
and Rosco'll have us both

in jail so fast,
it'll make your head spin.

Luke, fist fightin'
is only a misdemeanor.

Will you let me handle him?

Yeah, but assault
and battery ain't.

Ha ha ha..

I almost had you goin'
for it, didn't I?

Oh, well, next time
you won't be so lucky.

There will be a next time.

'Cause I'm gonna nail you
with a felony charge

if it's the last thing
I ever do.

Come on.

Mr. Steele..

Coltrane,
what are you tryin' to do?

Let everybody know
I'm working for you?

Oh, no, see, nobody
can see me from the street.

What is on your mind?

The Duke boys.

Mr. Steele, they're
not really as bad as they seem.

I mean, sometimes they
are naughty, but, uh

their Uncle Jesse
is in the hospital

and he-he's sick, uh,
I thought maybe we could

just postpone sendin' them
to prison a little while, huh?

Right?

- Wrong.
- Wrong.

You see, you and me,
we made ourselves a deal

and I can't go back
on that deal, even if I want to.

- Huh-huh.

Because I have
my reputation to protect.

O-oh, uh, your reputation..

Well..

Right after Jason Steele
came out in the open

his partner
showed up at Cooter's

for the beginning
of Steele's final plan

to nail Bo and Luke.

Well, I'll settle for
a little information today.

I'm looking for
a couple of old friends.

- Bo and Luke Duke.

You can find them
under a cloud of dust somewhere

but, uh, right now,
as you see, I am workin'

on their cousin Daisy's jeep,
they're probably runnin'

her down to the Boars Nest.

Boars Nest? I know
where it is, thanks.

Sure thing.

Take her easy.

Old Cooter don't miss too much when it comes to cars.

And he wasn't about to miss a van with bars on it.

'Uncle Jesse.'

Uncle Jesse, please wake up.

It's Bo, Luke and Daisy,
Uncle Jesse, would you wake up?

Oh, baby,
it ain't no use.

Dr. Cole said if he
regained consciousness..

...it might not be for days.

It don't make no difference
how long, as long as he does.

I know.

Doctors don't come
with guarantees I guess.

Come on, Daisy,
we'll give you a ride to work.

Come on, Bo.

- Yeah, he'll be alright.

Come on.

'It just don't make any sense.'

Nobody seen hide nor hair
of that Steele fella

since yesterday.

Well, maybe we scared him.

Maybe we got him to run back
and hide in the woodwork.

Wishful thinkin', Bo.
He'll be back just like he said.

I just hope
our luck holds out.

Breaker one, I might be crazy,
but I ain't dumb.

Cra-a-zy Cooter comin'.
Y'all Dukes on the Hazzard net?

If you're listenin',
gimme a call.

'What's on your mind, honey?'

A fella come by looking for
Bo and Luke, said he knew y'all.

About six feet tall,
curly and dark-hair, heavyset.

- Don't ring a bell.

You might be able to place
the thing he was drivin'.

Kind of a van
with bars on the back.

Look, look like
a slammer on wheels.

I'm sorry. I'm sure we ain't
never heard of him or seen him.

You're gonna know him soon.

He's headed for the
Boar's Nest looking for y'all.

You need any help,
just holler.

'Thanks a lot for
the information, Cooter.'

- Thanks for the lift.
- Yeah.

Why don't you come on in
and I'll buy you a beer?

Take your mind
off of Uncle Jesse for a while.

Something better.

Yeah, it won't hurt
to keep our spirits up.

Uh-huh, it's him again.

And somethin' tells me
he wasn't noddin'

to his no lady friend either.

- Here, fellas.
- Thanks, Daisy.

Daisy, what is that?

Rosco calls it beer,
but he's got it so watered down

I'd say it's 10 percent fizz and
the other 90 percent is foam.

I could wash
my socks in that.

I think somebody
oughta clue Rosco in.

Between watering down the liquor
and doubling the prices

he's gonna make
Boss look good.

Yeah, thanks a lot for this,
but, uh, you keep it.

- No, you put on yours.

- See ya at home.
- Okay.

Never thought the day would come
when I'd miss seeing Boss.

I know what you mean.

Oh, dear.

What do you suppose
they want this time?

Let's not wait around
and ask.

General seem like it's runnin'
a little strange to you?

It's runnin' like
you tuned him instead of me.

Only on seven cylinders.

Look out.

Well, they ain't goin' over it.

And I hope they ain't
goin' through it.

Now, what do that leave?

'Yee-hoo!'

- Boy, that was close.
- We ain't out of the woods yet.

Move! Move!

'Great time
the General overheats.'

Dang it! We're right back
where we started.

Alright.

Alright, you Dukes.

I'm sorry about your Uncle Jesse
being in the hospital.

But I've waited a long time
for this and I got you.

You're under arrest.

What sort of trumped-up charge
you come up with this time?

Grand-theft auto.

Unless he wants
to drop the charges.

He doesn't wanna drop 'em.

And just what auto
did we grand

- This auto.
- This one.

You guys must have been sippin'
that watered down liquor inside.

Everybody in Hazzard County
knows this is our General Lee.

This ain't no General Lee.

Just some old clunker
I had painted up.

Your doors are welded shut,
aren't they?

Well, try these doors.

- You're wasting your time.

See there?

That explains that
little photo-takin' trip

you guys took out
to the farm.

Also explains why
the General's runnin' so bad.

It's all part
of the plan, boys.

You see, this is my car.

And you boys tried
to drive away in it.

And that adds up
to grand-theft auto.

'Which is, uh, naughty,
naughty,see?'

As soon as I get
the paperwork done

I'm gonna pull up to Atlanta and
put you in a slammer for good.

Alright, Cletus.
Cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

I love this.

This sure ain't a very
good day for the Dukes.

Uncle Jesse is about the same

and the boys luck is turnin'
bad faster than sour cider.

I sure hate to see
old Uncle Jesse like that.

Alright,
you Duke jailbirds.

Don't get too comfy
in there

'cause you ain't gonna
be there that long.

Hey, Rosco,
you're forgettin' somethin'.

- You owe us a phone call.
- We gotta call the hospital.

- Make sure Uncle Jesse's okay.

I'll take care of that soon as I
know the van's here to pick you.

I'm just as concerned
about Jesse as you are.

- Hogg.

Don't you go gouging me
with that mop handle.

That's for swabbin,
not for leanin'.

Now, move it,
blubber-belly.

Blubber-belly,
blubber belly.

I'm sorry to see
y'all in here, again.

Thanks for the thought,
Cletus.

We ain't too thrilled
about it ourselves.

Boss. What you gonna do for fun
once we're sent up the river?

Well, listen, boys.

In my present condition

I wouldn't mind
seein' you on the loose.

That way you could
teach Rosco a lesson.

You could take that
new, rich, stuck-up upstart

and upset his applecart.

I mean, he's called me
dipstick, cow chip

or meadow muffin
eleven times today.

Not knowing what happened

with the boys
and the two General Lees

Daisy and Cooter
was a might confused.

Hey.

Cooter, this don't
make any sense.

The boys gotta be
somewhere around here.

They wouldn't leave the General
just sittin' here like this.

I'm sure I sure don't smell
alright around here.

No.

Maybe they ran outta gas.
Said he was a friend of theirs.

If he was, they would've
brought him to meet me.

That's right.

'I'll be darned.
Daisy, lookie yonder.'

Somethin' sure ain't
damn right here.

There's one way to find out
which one's the real McCoy.

Perfect stranger.

Daisy, lookie here.

I wanna make sure the General's
runnin' right and find the boys.

You go on up
to the hospital

hitch a ride,
take care of Uncle Jesse.

- Cooter.
- Don't you worry about a thing.

Them boys can take care
of themselves

and Uncle Jesse
is a tough old cookie.

- Okay.

Shelter, come and get it.

I'm comin', I'm comin'.

Here we go, boys.
Dig in.

Put some groceries
down your neck.

You're quite a magician,
but I don't see how you're gonna

get them trays in here
through the bars.

Two straws and a blender?

Why don't you just unlock
the door and bring it in?

Okay. Well, that would be
a good idea.

Here, I'll help ya.
Alright, there you go.

That's this one
in the big one here, ain't it?

Yeah, we've seen
that one enough, huh?

Yeah, just set it down
on the bench.

Don't spill that soda.

Yeah, we wouldn't want it
to spray all over us.

Yeah, Cletus. You go ahead.
Don't wait for us.

Uh-huh, they did it again.

Wait.

Hey, fellas, wait a minute!

'Ain't you hungry?'

Wait a minute.
Come back here.

'Come back here.
Come back here.'

You boys wanna
get in the van, please?

Alright.

Will you get off of me?

Will you quit
horsing around?

'
'

- 'Don't just stand there.'
- 'I'm lucky I'm standin'..'

Now, we know
what them bars are for.

Next stop, Atlanta jail.

Grand-theft auto.

Sheriff Coltrane.

Mr. Reynolds, uh..

Did you bring me the rest
of the $10 million?

- Not exactly.
- Not exactly.

About your inheritance,
it seems that our computer

made a terrible mistake.

Oh, a mistake?

You mean to tell me I'm not
related to Uncle, uh, Heroshin?

It's Uncle Josiah,
and you definitely are related.

'Then, uh, you mean,
I get the rest of the money?'

- Let me put it this way.
- 'Okay.'

Our computer printed the decimal
point in the wrong place.

In the wrong place.

And what you inherited
was not ten million dollars..

...but ten dollars.

Ah!

Ten dollars!
He inherited ten dollars?

It's with me, that's it? I mean,
that's the whole hush puppy?

- I'm sorry.
- I'm not, I'm not.

Gimme that.
That ten dollars is mine.

- No.

If you were playing with
money that weren't yours

in the first place, that poker
game we played wasn't legal.

- Yeah.

And the second place, you gotta
gimme back everything you won.

So put it in here.

Also, the $50,000
that I advanced to you.

Yeah, give it to him.

And you know what?
It's good news, good news!

It is?

Because, if I don't
really get that money

that means that I can't
pay that Jason Steele

and he has to let
the Duke boys go.

What's important is that,
that I get back there

and catch him before he takes
the Duke boys to Atlanta.

Do what you want.
Gimme the money!

Doggone it! I can't take this
one. I don't own it anymore.

I ain't gonna like poverty.

How's he doin', doctor?

Daisy, that uncle of yours
has got more lives than a cat

and the constitution
of a Missouri mule.

Is he getting better?

'What do you mean,
gettingbetter?'

Uncle Jesse.

- I am better.
- Aw.

Give it all we got,
alright.

Ready?

Go.

Is that all you got?

- Shoot!
- Didn't give an inch.

At this rate,
we'll be here all day.

Cletus, this is your
superior officer

Rosco P. Coltrane speakin'.
Got your ears on?

This is Deputy Cletus Hogg,
your County Manny.

What can I do for you, sheriff?

Listen, Cletus,
some terrible people have got

Bo and Luke in a big van that
looks like a rollin' prison.

Now, I want you to
head 'em off at Moose Creek.

'
'

'Can you repeat
that location, sheriff?'

Moose Creek, you dipstick.

M as in Moose, O as in Moose,
O as in Moose

S as in Moose,
and E as in Moose.

- He must mean Moose Creek.
'

Seeing the prison van
didn't travel very fast

it didn't long for Rosco
to catch up with them.

Of course, catchin' and stoppin' ain't the same thing.

First time I'm happy
to hear a siren.

And still you
gotta consider

it's either gotta be
Rosco, Boss or Cletus.

Kinda Russian roulette..

We're gonna keep at this.

That's the sheriff.
Want me to pull over?

Uh, not until
we get to Atlanta.

It'll give him
a lot lesser chance

to welsh on that
$100,000 he owes us.

Those two ain't gonna
play hard to get with me.

Let's go.

Steele.

'Just hold it
right there everybody.'

You let him up, Blondie.

Show your hands for one.

Well, that's usin'
your heads, country boys.

'Cause you're worth
$100,000 to me.

Uh-uh...
ex-excuse me, Mr. Steele.

Not exactly. See, uh..

...they were, but now
they aren't, and-and I mean--

- Coltrane.

I told you what I'd do if you
try to welsh on that payment.

Oh, yeah-yeah, yes. But see
I'm not welshing, exactly.

It's not my fault, see.

My inheritance done
dwindled down considerably.

I mean, it's gone from
ten million to ten dollars.

I don't think
I can make that payment.

- Well, don't you be so sure.
- Well, I know.

Dawson, put them
in that patrol car.

Yeah, just put 'em
in that patrol car.

We'll just cuff 'em.
Oh, listen--

- You...get in that van.

- Yeah.
- Well, listen--

I want to see if your hide
is worth $100,000.

- Go.

Hand me those keys in there.

- Gimme the CB. Gimme the CB!
- Alright.

In case, y'all wanna hot wirin'
this car and followin' us.

'Hurry up, Dawson.
Let's go.'

What're we gonna do now?

Up here, we got
a whole lotta choice.

Let's do some hitchhiking.

- Coltrane.
- Yes.

Start earning your money.

Get Boss Hogg on that CB.

Oh, I don't think
it's gonna do much good.

You know, Boss Hogg,
he don't care much for me

right at this moment.

Well, you better get him
to change his mind.

'Cause if he don't, you won't
be talking to anybody.

- Now, get him.
- Uh...uh-h.

I got a theory about this.

You see, so many things go wrong every time in Hazzard

that when
the things break right

they really break right.

Hey, how y'all doin'?

Thought you might
need this back here.

- Right!

I got it.
Let's go.

I'll get the other side.

- Let him down.

Well, it looks like Rosco's
inheritance didn't pan out, so..

...he can't pay that
bounty hunter what he promised.

They kinda kidnapped Rosco and
took him off in that brown van.

'At least now we got the General
to chase him.'

I'll tell you what,
I'll keep an eye out too

and I'll holler
on the CB if I see 'em, alright?

- Thanks a lot, Coot.
- Let's hit it, Bo.

- 'Good luck, y'all.'
- 'You got it, we'll need it.'

Thanks very much.

Boss, this is Rosco,
ah, come in please.

'Eh, Boss, this is Rosco.
Listen, come in.'

I don't think he's listening.

- Try it again.
- I'm trying, right here.

Ah, oh, Boss, please,
little, fat buddy, come on in.

This is Rosco P. Coltrane.

'Boss, come in because
you got to save my skin.'

Um, hello, this is
Jefferson Davis Hogg talking.

Um, at one time the proud
possessor of one the greatest

personal fortunes
in these parts and still am.

'Uh, sorry,
I just can't hear you.'

Oh, it's Rosco, Boss.

Rosco?

'Yeah, your old friend Rosco.'

- It's Rosco P. Coltrane.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That Rosco.

Uh, listen, Boss. Uh, listen,
I wanna ask you a little

ah, itsy-bitsy favor here.

Uh, I'm wondering if you could
loan me just a piece of little

$100,000 to save my skin.

He's laughing. Oh, that's
good news, good news.

He's just laughing too long.
That's bad news.

Oh, that's rich.
That's a good one.

Now, he's hysterical.
He ain't gonna do it.

'My, my! You are too funny!'

On the counter, your skin
ain't worth a $100

much less than $100,000.

Well, some people think so.

I ain't giving you
one red cent.

Well, looks like he ain't
gonna do it, Mr. Steele.

If you don't mind, would you
let me have a little time

to make out my will?

Mr. Coltrane,
you want a pencil?

I hereby leave..

...all my worldly possessions..

...to my long-eared..

...and loyal friend, Flash..

...except for things
that mama wants..

While Rosco was writing out
his last will and testament

the boys and General Lee
were doing their thing

just to keep him alive.

Alright, Bo..

...as close as you can.

'Keep her steady.'

Pull up.

Alright.
Careful, I'm out now.

Well, ease it up now.

Keep steady.

Alright.

Can't see anything.

Get him off there.
I can't see, Steele.

- Shoot him, Steele.
- It's bulletproof.

Well, then get him
from outside. Stop this thing.

- I think so.

Well, that was
Steele's last bounty.

'Cause he was guilty
of kidnapping the Sheriff.

Boss and Rosco made up.

You mean, you weren't makin'
up that story?

- Heck, no.

- No.

Are you kiddin'? He was ready
to blow me out between my ears.

And where were you?

- Do tell.
- Yeah.

You know, If I'd known that

I'd have loaned you
every penny I got

or ever looted here.

Oh, I knew you
was my little, fat buddy.

That's my old friend.

Little, fat buddy,
while we're friends.

Could you loan me
a 10 spot until pay day?

Loan you?
- Yes.

- Well, no.

- See some other sucker.
- You.

Wait, wait, wait.
Just a minute.

Best part was Uncle Jesse
was back on his feet.

Though Rosco did give Bo and Luke a ticket for speeding

when they were
trying to save his life.

Sure, looks like things
are back to normal

in Hazzard County, huh?