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[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]
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♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day
they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a little
bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system ♪
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♪ Like a true
modern day Robin Hood ♪♪
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- 'Yee-haw!'
- 'Yee-haw!'
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Once upon a time, there was
this very smart Greek fellow
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that said that the shortest
distance between two points
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is a straight line.
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Well, I can tell you
right now, that fellow
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has never been
to Hazzard County.
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'I thought you said
this is a shortcut.'
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Listen, Luke, you're more than
welcome to get out and walk.
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- And I'll just meet you on--
- I ain't gonna argue with you.
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- Jump the dang thing.
- Alright.
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Ooh, we got 'em
this time, Flash.
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We really got 'em this time.
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Take a look.
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Look through there.
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Right there.
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- Ooh!
- 'Yee-haw!'
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Alright, Flash,
buckle up for safety.
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We're in hot pursuit.
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'
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We're about to thread
the needle. Hang on.
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Ugh...you think
you're smart, huh?
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Well, three of us
can play at this game.
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Oh, are you alright?
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Good thing we had
our seat belts on.
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'Course I'm alright.
No thanks to you!
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You know, I'm gettin' sick
and tired of you makin' me
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the laughing stock
of Hazzard County.
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And I'm gonna get you
if it's the last thing I do.
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And that goes for Flash, too.
You alright?
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Right, Rosco.
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'This here's the Lost Sheep
callin' Crazy C.'
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'Rosco been tryin' to drive
his car upside down again.'
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'He's out here
at Hale's Corner.'
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Thank you, Frank.
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Bye.
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'That's gonna run you
$1000, Boss.'
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'
- 'A thousand dollars.'
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'A thousand dollars
to fix a car'
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'that was brand new
only this morning?'
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- Yes. Brand new.
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A man who drives
as bad as you
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ain't fit
to call himself a sheriff.
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You ain't fit to call
yourself...dog catcher
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street cleaner,
a garbage collector!
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- 'Yes.'
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Listen, it ain't my fault.
I was chasing those Duke boys--
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And they made
a monkey out of you.
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Oh, sorry, I didn't mean
to bad-mouth the monkeys.
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'Let's say, every time
you tangle with the Dukes'
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they make a baboon
out of you!
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Baboon?
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Maybe you oughta stop
tangling with them, Rosco.
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You'd save the County
a whole lot of money.
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Not that the County has any,
with you stealing it all.
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Yeah, well
who asked you anyway?
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Besides, the County ain't
paying for it this time!
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Yeah, that's right. The County
ain't paying for it.
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Well, somebody's
payin' for it.
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- Yeah.
- Well, you!
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- That's who.
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It's coming right out
of your paycheck.
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- Yeah. For real.
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This time?
Ooh!
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You know the way ol'
Bo and Luke keep findin'
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customers for Cooter?
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Well, they ought to be gettin' a finders fee, I think.
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Or at least a free grease job.
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What's the problem?
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'Well, something seems to be
wrong with my car here.'
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I've got to get into Hazzard
to see, uh, Sheriff Coltrane.
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That's no problem.
We'll give you a lift.
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Yeah, just grab your stuff.
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- We'll take you into town.
- Much appreciated there.
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Yeah, Cooter can fix that
in a bit.
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Uh, how do I...go
about this here?
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Well, you see,
the doors don't open.
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- We'll give you a hoist.
- W-w-where do I..
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- W-w-wait.
- Come on, get in there.
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Get in the back.
You'll fit in there
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- We'll get him in there.
- Well, alright.
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- I had a hat when I came in.
- Here's your hat, sir.
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'Give me a hand here.'
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- Oh, here--
- Oh, let me.
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Plus Cooter's bill
for $1000.
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I was chasing
those Duke boys.
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Plus another bill
for demolishing the hood
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and the left front door
and other costs.
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Yeah. Again,
chasing those Dukes.
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Yeah. Plus another bill
for 40 runnin' feet of fence
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which you broke up.
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That was a mess
chasing those Duke boys.
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Yeah. Plus another bill
for Ron Wheatley's barn
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which you smashed
into smithereens.
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Yeah. It's those Duke boys.
They just, they just so..
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Which means, you owe
the County a grand total of..
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About six months
of my pay.
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Yeah. Only, I want it now.
And in cash.
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Boss, now, you know I can't
come up with that kind of money.
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I wouldn't say that
if I were you, sheriff.
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Oh, Boss, Rosco, this here
is, uh...Mr. Reynolds.
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He's an attorney
from Atlanta.
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He's got some legal business
wit R.P. Coltrane.
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Well, Mr. Attorney,
you're just plumb out of luck
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if you're planning
to sue this here pauper.
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On account I've got
every dime he's gonna earn
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in the next six months,
hogtied and branded.
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Actually, sir,
I'm here at the behest
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of your late
great uncle, Josiah.
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I never heard of him.
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But, sir, he left you
his entire estate.
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Ten million dollars.
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'Yee-hoo!'
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That's more money
than there is
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in the rest of Hazzard
put together.
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Alright, you Dukes,
you don't fool me.
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Listen, you tryin' to play
a joke on a County official
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namely me, huh?
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Rosco, this ain't no joke.
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It sounds serious to me.
At least, we ain't in on it.
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We ain't got no idea.
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Well, and I'm
the tooth fairy.
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Sir, I assure you.
This is a legitimate bequest.
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Listen, you hush,
too, fella.
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Or I'll cuff and stuff you.
What'd you think this is?
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A playground?
This is a bookin' office.
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Now, sheriff, these papers are
all in quite proper legal order.
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Whether you choose
to believe it or not
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you are now worth
ten million dollars.
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Great Uncle Homasha..
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- Uh, Josiah, Rosco.
- Whatever. I'll take it.
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No. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, there's some mistake.
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Let me see the color
of that money.
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Well, now, sir, you'd
hardly expect me to carry
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that amount of money
around in my wallet.
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However, this should
ease everybody's mind
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until we can have
the proper amount of funds
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transferred to the sheriff.
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Ooh. Oh. Ooh.
Give me a little token.
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That's my check!
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Ooh-h!
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Fifty thousand dollars.
Is that fifty thousand?
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- Ooh!
- Rosco, congratulations!
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What does it feel being the
richest man in Hazzard County?
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- Ooh, it's good news!
- But he ain't. He ain't!
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I'm the richest man
in Hazzard County!
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I always have been!
I always will be!
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From the sound of things, Boss,
Rosco could buy you out
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quicker than
a stock of pig squeals.
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Why, hello, Mrs. Turner,
did you hear the news?
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Yeah, Rosco just inherited
ten million dollars.
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The news of Rosco's inheritance went through Hazzard
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like Grant went
through Richmond.
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And, friends, that's fast.
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And folks that
didn't have a friend
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to pass it on to, well they
telephoned a stranger.
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I mean, you just
gotta tell somebody.
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But old Rosco was determined
not to let the money
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affect his
simple country ways.
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Imported caviar.
What's that?
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- That's caviar, you lugnut.
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- Them fish eggs.
- Eww!
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All those millionaires
are supposed
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to eat these
all the time.
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- Yeah..
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How come it's so expensive?
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- Well...labor.
- Oh.
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You see, you know, it's really
tough for somebody to get those
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itty-bitty eggs out of those
little beady shells.
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- Never thought of it that way.
- Ooh!
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Oh, it must be nice
to have all that money
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and how you can just buy
anything you want.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You know
something, Cletus?
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I-I have
everything I want.
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I got Flash.
Oh, you little..
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Love you, love you, love you.
And I got mamma.
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With all that money, isn't there
something that you want
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that you just think
you ain't about to get?
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Yeah, now that you mention it,
there is.
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There is something
that just galls my very soul.
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You know, I think about it
every-every night and every day
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and every day
and every night.
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It's that one more
mountain to climb.
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It's that
one more river to swim.
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Well, what is it?
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- It's the Duke boys.
- Oh.
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If I can just catch them,
and put 'em in prison
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for the rest
of their natural lives.
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Ah..
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Boss paying us a visit.
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Uncle Jesse must be five minutes
late with the payment.
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- Yo, we're home.
- Uncle Jesse.
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Hey, Boss,
what a pleasant surprise!
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Never expected
to find you here.
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Oh, no? Well, you boys ought
to know better than that.
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I mean, to who else
would I turn for help
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when Hazzard County's in real
trouble, but my dearest friend
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your Uncle Jesse Duke.
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Just what is it you want
from us this time?
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Well, Lulu is veryupset
because Rosco inherited
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ten million dollars.
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No, that ain't what I was
tryin' to tell you, Jesse.
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No, no. Lulu's upset because
the great uncle Halleluiah
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didn't leave half of that
ten million to her.
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Boss, it's
great uncle Josiah.
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'Well, whatever,
well whoever he was'
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'what's the difference?'
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The point is
that Lulu didn't get
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a rightful share
of that money.
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And that's a bigwrong.
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And I, for one..
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That is we,for two,
won't stand for it.
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Boss, could be a lot worse.
Look on the bright side.
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At least Lulu ain't got
all that money.
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She can't run around the state
buying up everything in sight.
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You know Rosco is gonna.
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And ain't nobody gonna
keep that money
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from burning a hole
through his pocket.
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Uh, nobody,
excepting us Dukes.
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You know, boys, I think
maybe we owe it to Rosco
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'to try to get
to the bottom of this thing.'
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'How do you
suppose we're gonna do that?'
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Well, we can start by talking
to that lawyer fella.
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00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,440
Makin' sure
he's on the up-and-up.
242
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:43,920
Do you think
you could find him?
243
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,967
Well, he was on State 7
about a half an hour ago.
244
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,708
Yeah, Luke and me followed him
all the way up to the farm.
245
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,622
Oh, dang blast!
That means he's too far ahead
246
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,928
for anybody to catch him.
247
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,887
That's only if
we stay on State 7.
248
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,192
This guy will be way
across country.
249
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,498
You know a shortcut,
don't you, Bo?
250
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,847
- Yeah.
- Let's hit it.
251
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,327
- Good. Go, boys.
- See y'all later.
252
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:00,458
Go get him!
253
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,767
Uh, Jesse,
if you don't mind, uh..
254
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:08,118
- Have some pie, J.D..
- Yeah. Oh, if you insist.
255
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:10,555
Maybe I should've
said the pie.
256
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,862
- Yes.
257
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:16,648
Uh, this is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane.
258
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,999
The P is for "Prosperous".
259
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,088
Oh listen, Mabel.
Would you do me a favor?
260
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,004
Darling, uh, let your fingers
go tippy-toeing
261
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,701
through the yellow pages
over there
262
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,399
uh, in the
Atlanta telephone directory
263
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:32,621
and look under investigator,
and get me a Jason Steele.
264
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,755
Rosco, you can't mean
the real Jason Steele!
265
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,802
Uh, well, it better be the real
one...for what I want him for.
266
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,325
Well, whatever it is,
you can't bring
267
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,284
a sidewinder like that
into Hazzard.
268
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,242
Why, the switchboard
operator in Atlanta says
269
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:48,332
he's the dirtiest, the
low-downdest, meanest--
270
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,508
Mabel, never mind
his good points.
271
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,423
Just-just go ahead
and get him
272
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:55,122
and then, would you
ring me back, please?
273
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,906
This could be the most
important phone call
274
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,866
I've ever made
in my whole life.
275
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,042
It's the most
important phone call
276
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,696
them Dukes is
gon-gonna have too.
277
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,352
Ooh. It's imported dog biscuits.
Here, have a little chomp.
278
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,704
This looks yummy.
279
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,405
Wonder what thems made of?
280
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,592
I hate to claim I know a
shortcut on such short notice
281
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,333
but...this oughta work.
282
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,476
Just about the time old Rosco
figured that he's gonna have
283
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,913
to resort to smoke signals..
284
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,872
- 'Jason Steele.'
285
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,569
'Uh, Mr. Jason Steele?'
286
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:55,486
Well, this is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane.
287
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,488
I'm the sheriff
up at Hazzard County.
288
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,273
You've heard of me,
haven't you?
289
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,710
Uh, no, sir. I can't say
that I have.
290
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,625
I've heard of you.
291
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,367
Listen, I have a little job
for you, Mr. Steele.
292
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:09,326
I want you to capture a couple
of desperate criminals
293
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,415
by the name
of Bo and Luke Duke.
294
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:15,332
Oh, that's...
Bo andLuke Duke?
295
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,465
Uh, Mr. Coltrane,
that'll cost you twice
296
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,640
the going rate.
297
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,947
Oh, well.
Heck, that mean nothing.
298
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,862
Listen, I'm willing
to pay quadruple.
299
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:26,735
Even four times that much.
Money means nothin' to me.
300
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:30,217
Sir, you are a man
after my own heart.
301
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,349
And I shall be in Hazzard
tomorrow morning
302
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,134
and we will finalize
the deal then.
303
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,745
Thank you, sir.
304
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,539
Bo and Luke Duke.
Who are they?
305
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,193
Well, they're just
a couple of rogues
306
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,108
from some little
truck stop called Hazzard.
307
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,548
We'll take them like
Grant took Richmond.
308
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:10,822
While Bo and Luke was passing
through the Hazzard car wash
309
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,694
looks like Lawyer Reynolds
was about to observe
310
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,826
an unidentified flyin' object.
311
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,271
And I think the landing's gonna be pretty interesting, huh?
312
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,938
Luke, bring him around.
313
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,387
- Mornin'.
314
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,693
It seems like anytime I go
anywhere in Hazzard
315
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,434
I, I run into you two.
316
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,219
Well, the first one
was an accident.
317
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,350
But this time,
it's on purpose.
318
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,570
Yes. See, it's about
Mr. Coltrane.
319
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,528
Well, we're worried that money's
gonna slip through his fingers
320
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,052
like soup through a fork.
321
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,836
We just wanna make sure
that money's his to spend.
322
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,012
I see.
323
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,927
Well, maybe this will
answer your question.
324
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,845
I showed this
to Sheriff Coltrane
325
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,325
before I left Hazzard.
326
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:24,331
"Last will and testimony
of Josiah P. Coltrane."
327
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,856
You wanna look at the second
paragraph on page two.
328
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:31,077
"And to my grand nephew,
Rosco P. Coltrane
329
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,601
I bequeath the sum
of ten million dollars."
330
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,737
Well, sir, I guess that proves
that Rosco's a millionaire.
331
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,087
Listen, we're sorry to waste
all your time like that.
332
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,914
It was my pleasure.
333
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,396
I'm sure Sheriff Coltrane
will appreciate your concern.
334
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,658
It ain't
so much of the money.
335
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,008
We just ain't sure
he can handle
336
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,662
being the richest man
in Hazzard.
337
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,229
We'll see you later.
Bye-bye.
338
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,709
- Thanks a lot.
- 'Sorry for the inconvenience.'
339
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,148
Now, that's a typical
Duke situation.
340
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,672
Worried about somebody else
while their own tail
341
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,848
is fixing to be
in the crack.
342
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,590
'Cause here comes bad news.
343
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,984
That fuel mixture's
little lean.
344
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,421
Lean
It's rich if it's anything.
345
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,510
I ain't gonna argue with you.
Let's let Cooter decide.
346
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,599
Alright.
347
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,300
- Hey, Daisy.
'
348
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,997
What you doing
home so early?
349
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,869
- No, this is serious.
350
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,567
There's rumor going around
the Boars Nest
351
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,003
that Rosco's
out to get you.
352
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,526
- Sure.
353
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,180
We out-snookered him before.
Can do it again.
354
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,226
Don't be too sure.
355
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,880
Mabel tells me that Rosco's
used his inheritance money
356
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,534
to hire a private detective
357
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,971
to run you guys
right into prison.
358
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,409
- Fellow by the name Steele.
359
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,454
'Yeah.'
360
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,239
I don't know him,
but I know of him.
361
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,285
One mean fella.
362
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,287
Private investigator
out at Atlanta.
363
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,942
In particular, whether he
catches people fair or not.
364
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,596
That don't sound too good.
365
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,598
Seein' as how he's supposed
to show up any minute.
366
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,215
- Thanks for the warning, Daisy.
- 'You bet.'
367
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,265
You reckon we can find out
what this guy Steele looks like?
368
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,483
If you gotta fight somebody,
it would be nice
369
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,789
to know who to punch.
370
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,052
You're right.
Come on inside.
371
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,750
Ooh! ooh, that's..
372
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,101
For a fellow who couldn't buy
a bucket of grapes yesterday
373
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,539
old Rosco was living
high on a hog today.
374
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,759
That's my trigger finger.
You rascal, you!
375
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,414
'Oh...look at Flash.'
376
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:35,201
Oh...look at her toe nails.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful!
377
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,508
You wanna give that
a little buff right there.
378
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,945
Ooh..
379
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,211
Ooh, oh. Pierre.
380
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,865
Uh, listen, just put
my new clothes on that
381
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,563
gold chair right there.
382
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,347
'See those flashy boots?'
383
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,783
They're a little gaudy,
a little wild
384
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,612
but you're in good taste.
385
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,180
Oh, oh. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
386
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,269
- 'Rosco!'
- Oh, good grief!
387
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,879
- Congratulations!
- Oh!
388
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,925
You're a very lucky man!
389
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,361
I know.
Aren't they pretty?
390
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,713
Oh, well, I ain't talkin' about
your luck with the ladies.
391
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,238
No, what I meant was
I'm giving you a chance
392
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,631
to invest in a new business
venture of mine.
393
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:18,679
And I'll cut you in
for picayune ten thousand.
394
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,637
Are you kidding me?
395
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,466
Why in the world
would I want to invest
396
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,903
with some mealy-mile,
little snivelling
397
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,427
little fat,
little pipsqueak?
398
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,255
Ooh, rub it right there.
399
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,344
- I'm talking about you, Hogg.
400
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,172
- Yeah, you.
401
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,912
'Well you got your nerve,
talking about me like that.'
402
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,610
- Namely, your boss.
403
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,307
Your long suffering
brother-in-law
404
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:42,268
and the most important man
in Hazzard County.
405
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,096
You were the most important
man in Hazzard County.
406
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,882
You ain't no more,
I am.
407
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,493
Well, only until I get
my hands on your..
408
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,103
Never mind.
409
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,889
I ain't never been second best
on nobody in this.
410
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,760
And I don't intend
to start now.
411
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,980
I'll just take my business
venture somewhere else.
412
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:06,640
That little metal muppet. I got
him. I scuffed him, didn't I?
413
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,642
That's a
trigger finger, too.
414
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,078
'Just fine, Norman.
How are you?'
415
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,298
Look, you could
do us a big favor.
416
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,474
You know anything about a guy
named Jason Steele?
417
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,953
'Yeah, the talk
around Atlanta is'
418
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,651
'he's some
kind of a bounty hunter.'
419
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,219
He get's paid to get people
out of his client's way.
420
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,482
Yeah, he scares some off
and then he frames
421
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,657
the others into prison.
422
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:24,875
Oh, he's a lovable cuss.
423
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,313
That's what I'd heard.
424
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,923
Look, he might be
after me and Bo.
425
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,185
You don't think
you could scare up
426
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,404
a picture of him,
do you?
427
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,666
If we're gonna be
up against him
428
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,276
it'd be nice to know
what he looks like.
429
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,583
I'll check into it, Luke,
and get back to you.
430
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,412
'Now, you be careful.
That Steele's a real bad dude.'
431
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,849
'So you watch yourself now.
I'll talk to you later.'
432
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,764
Right.
Much obliged, Norman.
433
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,027
Thanks a lot.
See you later.
434
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,550
What'd he have to say
about Steele?
435
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,335
Not a whole lot.
436
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,380
He gonna check through the back
issues and see if he can come up
437
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,991
with a picture and some more
information on him.
438
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,385
Well, I sure hope
he does it soon.
439
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,258
This whole thing stinks to high
heaven and I don't like it.
440
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,042
- I don't like it one bit.
- Come on, Uncle Jesse.
441
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,262
Don't worry. Luke and me can
handle ourselves just fine.
442
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,700
Let's, uh..
Okay.
443
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,186
Well, it's no use
pretending, Uncle Jesse.
444
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,276
I'm worried about them boys.
445
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,365
Figured you was.
Same as me.
446
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,280
They know that Steele character
is after them
447
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,630
and yet they just keep actin'
so casual about it.
448
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,371
Acting's the word for it.
449
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,808
Pretendin' like they ain't got
a care in the world.
450
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,114
Just so as
we won't worry.
451
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,986
Well, it ain't
working on me.
452
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,902
Scared so, I jump a mile
every time I hear a footstep.
453
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,991
Me, too.
But the thing is, honey
454
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,341
we can't let them know
how we feel about it.
455
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,822
Otherwise Steele could catch
them with their guard down
456
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:44,564
and they'd be in more danger
than they are in now.
457
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,267
What do you think?
458
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,227
I knew it! Thank you.
I appreciate that.
459
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,143
I'm gonna get you one. I'll get
that tailor in here and make you
460
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,145
a green suit
which sparkles.
461
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,193
I'm gonna count my money.
462
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,239
Oh. I love
the color green.
463
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,113
Ten thousand, twenty thousand,
thirty thousand.
464
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,855
One hundred, two hundred,
three hundred..
465
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,598
Who put that one in there.
That's..
466
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,251
Somebody sneaked a one..
Oh!
467
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,431
Who are you?
I mean...what do you want?
468
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:28,782
Same thing you want,
Mr. Coltrane. The Duke boys.
469
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:31,611
Ooh. I know who you are.
You're-you're Mr. Steele.
470
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,569
How'd you get
in here past Flash and me?
471
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,136
I didn't hear you
tippy-toe in here.
472
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:37,312
You see, sometimes,
in my business, it's better
473
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,879
to slip in
when you're not expected.
474
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,576
Well, you don't have
to be sneaky.
475
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:42,926
Because I'll tell you,
those Duke boys are slipperier
476
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,320
than a bucketful
of greased eels.
477
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,148
- Yeah, they are.
478
00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:49,977
Well, this job might be a little
more interesting than I thought.
479
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,196
Mr. Coltrane, I'll be
traveling incognito.
480
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:53,850
Oh, incognito, uh?
481
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,678
You wear what you got on.
You look great.
482
00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:58,855
You see, what I mean here is,
that if you let anyone know
483
00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:00,074
that I'm working
on your payroll
484
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,641
'I'll quit the case.'
485
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,556
And you will still
owe me my full fees.
486
00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:05,166
- 'I agree to that.'
487
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,560
Listen, it may take a lot
longer than you figured.
488
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,213
And I'm not gonna pay you
until you get those boys
489
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,780
in Atlanta and put them
in the slammer.
490
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:15,959
At which time, sir,
you will owe me $100,000.
491
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:17,961
- There's one other small point.
492
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:23,010
May heaven...help you, sir.
493
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:26,056
If you ever even think about
welshin' on that payment.
494
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,711
I wouldn't think..
Well, gee-e!
495
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,459
That bounty hunter
didn't waste much time
496
00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,287
before testing the boys.
497
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,115
And his first move
was pretty slick..
498
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:43,291
...for a city boy.
499
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,346
Hey! Are you crazy?
500
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,830
Luke, I think
he's did that deliberate.
501
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,877
Yup. Well, it's time to
show him there ain't no room
502
00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,487
for hit and run drivers
in Hazzard.
503
00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:09,448
Yee-hoo!
Go, Luke!
504
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,330
John Law, you know who.
Ready to go fishing?
505
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,115
If you can find me a couple
of suckers worth catching.
506
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:28,162
Well, it's all part of the plan.
I'm baiting the hook right now.
507
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,077
I cross the state line,
you reel 'em in.
508
00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,774
Ten-four.
509
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,123
You see Bo and Luke,
being on probation
510
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,951
ain't supposed to leave
Hazzard County
511
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:37,519
without permission and being
chased by a bounty man
512
00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,739
don't come close
to being permission.
513
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,218
Hardly matter, huh?
I'm just getting warmed up.
514
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:48,530
Luke, the county line!
515
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:51,141
They cross that line, and
it's goodbye to the ladies
516
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,100
and hello
to six years hard time.
517
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,635
'Just another couple of feet'
518
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,245
we'd been
across the county line.
519
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,683
Yeah, with the Chickasaw County
sheriff waitin' for us.
520
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,554
You know,
if I didn't know better
521
00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:14,817
I could swear that hit and
runner was trying to bait us.
522
00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:16,166
Trying to make us
break our probation.
523
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,518
Yeah, they're smart alright.
524
00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:23,739
This is going to be
more fun than I thought.
525
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,760
Hey, ain't it past
your bed time?
526
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:55,858
Uncle Jesse, you wanna tell me
what's worryin' ya?
527
00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:58,295
What makes you so sure
that something is?
528
00:25:58,382 --> 00:25:59,732
You always whittle
when you worry.
529
00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:03,953
It's the boys, ain't it?
530
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:07,391
Yeah.
531
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,656
Something was to happen
to them boys
532
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:11,874
I don't know what I'd do.
533
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,272
I tell you,
I'm more than worried.
534
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,796
I'm scared
plump out of my wits.
535
00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,718
Now, grab a hold
of something firm.
536
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,328
Y'all ain't going
to believe this.
537
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:33,026
Rosco's new toy.
538
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,686
Ain't that tasty?
539
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,818
- I was dustin' it for you.
- Doesn't need dusting.
540
00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,820
I've been dusting it
for eight hours.
541
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,083
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
542
00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:49,564
A Rolls-Royce turned into
a sheriff patrol car?
543
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,348
It's a doozy,
isn't it?
544
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:53,742
Well, what kind of a nincompoop
would do this to a Rolls?
545
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:57,746
This. A very, very rich
nincompoop, that's who.
546
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,183
Alright, Cletus, take my old
vehicle down to the crusher
547
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,576
and have it crushed.
548
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,360
- Now, wait a minute.
549
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:05,754
Sheriff, you can't do that. That
car's still county property.
550
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,364
- That's right!
- Hush!
551
00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:09,497
Hush. I can do
anything I want to.
552
00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,804
Listen, take it down there,
and have it crushed
553
00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,197
into little eenie-teenie,
little bitsy pieces.
554
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,373
I like smaller the better.
555
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,505
Send the bill to me
when you get it crushed.
556
00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:19,376
Okay.
557
00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,770
Little fat buddy, would you care
to join me in the back seat
558
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:23,163
and watch
a little television?
559
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:29,996
Ooh! Naughty naughty!
560
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,650
I oughta get you
for littering.
561
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,913
I ain't got time.
I gotta watch cartoons.
562
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,306
Gee, I love cartoons!
It's my favorite!
563
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,534
Let me get this right, now, you
saying that the mix is too rich
564
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:47,927
and you saying
it's too lean?
565
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:49,580
No, no, no, it's the
other way around, Cooter.
566
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,887
You got it backwards.
567
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,715
Do you want
my expert opinion?
568
00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:55,108
- Shoot.
- Tell him.
569
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:56,979
Let it be, cousins.
Let it be.
570
00:27:57,066 --> 00:27:58,546
Watch you fingers,
and watch your toes.
571
00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,637
Well, we can't both
be right all the time.
572
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,555
Hazzard Garage.
Crazy Cooter coming at you.
573
00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,731
Huh
574
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,170
Luke Duke? Yeah,
he's right here. Hang on.
575
00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,651
- Uh-huh. Hey, Luke.
- Yeah, I got it. I got it.
576
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,914
Friend of yours
from Atlanta.
577
00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:20,133
Yeah, Norman.
This here is Luke.
578
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,178
I got some
bad news for you, Luke.
579
00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,659
There's not one photograph
of Steele in the morgue.
580
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:27,923
And I've checked the papers
in Little Rock and Memphis Mobil
581
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,403
and it's all the same story.
582
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:30,709
Well, from what
you told me about him
583
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,014
I can hardly believe that.
584
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,494
That don't hardly
sound possible.
585
00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,322
Well, I got something here
that might help.
586
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:38,412
I got a clipping about Steele
that he's claimed a reward
587
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:42,329
for arresting an old moonshiner
by the name of "Wilkinson."
588
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,201
Now, Wilkinson claims that his
home address is Hazzard County.
589
00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:47,682
Yeah, yeah, that would be
old Ben Wilkinson.
590
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,989
He lives in a shack
out in the boonies.
591
00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:52,121
If we find him, we oughta be
able to get some kind
592
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,166
'of description from him.'
593
00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,515
If we're lucky.
594
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:55,951
I'll let you know
how it comes out.
595
00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:57,561
Thanks a lot, Norman.
Much obliged.
596
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,566
Did you hear that?
597
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:04,046
From what I remember,
old Ben Wilkinson
598
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,787
ain't too friendly.
599
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,834
Right. Old Ben ain't the
meanest man in Hazzard County.
600
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,053
But the meanest one
don't mess with him.
601
00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,925
Well, it's gotta be better
than chasing a shadow
602
00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:14,274
which is what
we've been doing.
603
00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:18,931
Oh, I ain't believin' this!
Feast your eyes.
604
00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:23,370
'Ain't it funny
what money'll do?'
605
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,414
Come on,
let's give him some grief.
606
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:25,851
Glad to do it.
607
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:27,287
- Take care, Cooter.
- Right.
608
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,208
Ooh!
609
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,340
You, pudgers,
what're you doing here?
610
00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:38,994
Listen, you scuffed
my posteriors.
611
00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:42,041
Holy smoke, Rosco,
what an outfit!
612
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,173
I bet that thing glows
in the dark, huh?
613
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,046
Oh, and hey, that's a real
sharp-lookin' police car, Rosco.
614
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:49,396
- I like that.
615
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:52,094
Yeah, and keep your clammy
cabbage collectors off of it.
616
00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:54,096
- I want to keep it that way.
- Whatever you say.
617
00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,360
Where's your buddy
Steele anyhow?
618
00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,319
Oh, he's down at the..
619
00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:02,670
Uh, S-S-Steele, uh, well..
Which Steele is that?
620
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:05,455
Oh, come on, Rosco, you know,
the guy you hired to frame us.
621
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,501
Bounty hunter, I believe.
622
00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,764
I don't have
the slightest idea
623
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,027
what you two
boys are talking about.
624
00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:14,160
Look why don't you just
move this piece of trash
625
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,553
on down the road
before I get you for illegal--
626
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,990
You're the boss, Rosco.
627
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:23,082
Boss, huh?
Yeah.
628
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,344
And don't you forget it!
629
00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:26,346
So, what do you think?
630
00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:29,044
I think he's lying through his
dang teeth. That's what I think.
631
00:30:29,131 --> 00:30:30,437
- That proves one thing.
632
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,526
- You're right about Steele.
- Yeah.
633
00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:40,186
While the boys
was huntin' their quarry
634
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:42,101
the quarry was getting
ready to ambush them.
635
00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:46,322
- See for yourself.
636
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,806
'Yes, this is gonna
make a nice'
637
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,329
little present
for the Duke boys.
638
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:58,639
Now, all we have to do is figure
out exactly when to use it.
639
00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:01,337
But this ain't the dangest
merry-go-round.
640
00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,905
Rosco's bounty hunter
is after the boys
641
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:07,169
while the boys are huntin'
Rosco's bounty hunter
642
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,910
or anyone who could tell 'em
what Steele looked liked.
643
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,397
- He's gonna have both.
- Yeah.
644
00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:23,620
M-Mr. Wilkenson!
645
00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:28,321
Ben, uh-uh, listen, can we talk
to you for a minute?
646
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:31,498
The door's open.
647
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,848
He's gotta be around
here somewhere.
648
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:36,503
Got some stew cookin'
on the camp fire.
649
00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,592
Ben!
650
00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,377
'You looking
for something'
651
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:44,641
Now, you folks know that I don't
like my privacy bein' disturbed.
652
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:47,079
Now, you boys better have a dang
good excuse for being here.
653
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:52,388
Now, tell me what you want,
and make it quick.
654
00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:56,001
Did you ever try to come up with an excuse for trespassing
655
00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:58,307
while staring down
two holes of a shotgun?
656
00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:04,313
'
- Jason Steele.
657
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,272
What you want with
that low
658
00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:08,622
No, sir. You see,
Mr. Steele's looking for us.
659
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:11,842
Well, why didn't you say so?
Ha ha ha!
660
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,062
If Jason Steele is lookin'
for you boys
661
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,934
you may as well
give yourselves up.
662
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,370
You know,
he caught me three times
663
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,111
for the bounty money.
Yes, he did.
664
00:32:19,198 --> 00:32:20,547
'We're sorry to hear that
but Luke and me'
665
00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:22,418
'ain't gonna add
to his bank account none.'
666
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,291
We can't hardly dodge him unless
we know what he looks like.
667
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:30,731
Well, now, he's, uh, he's about,
uh, about your height and weight
668
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:32,820
I reckon, and, uh, he's got
the same color hair as you do
669
00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:34,604
'except not as much of it.'
670
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,824
- Brown eyes, brown eyes.
671
00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:38,652
And about as friendly
as a rattle snake.
672
00:32:38,739 --> 00:32:41,220
You know, Bo, if old Ben don't
mind taking a ride into town
673
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:44,658
I think I got a way to find out
exactly how Mr. Steele looks.
674
00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,616
Even if he is
little camera shy.
675
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,054
- N-n-no.
676
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,925
Uh, but just let me
fill my jug first.
677
00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:52,144
It's a long ride
into town, boys.
678
00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:54,102
Sure. Keep away
from the fire.
679
00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:57,801
Here you go, Rosco.
That'll be fifty cents.
680
00:32:57,888 --> 00:33:00,761
Fifty cents, huh?
You just put that on my tab.
681
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,545
- Okay.
- Ahh! No, you don't, Daisy.
682
00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:04,286
- Give me that.
683
00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:05,461
- Yeah.
684
00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:06,985
You ain't got no tab now.
685
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,769
- Mnh-mnh.
686
00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,118
On account, I figured
a newly rich
687
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:12,599
multi millionaire
can pay cash.
688
00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:16,342
Well, I canpay cash if you can
cash athousand dollar bill.
689
00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:18,866
Ahh! Get your garbage
collectors off of that.
690
00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:21,303
On account, I also figured a
newly rich multi millionaire
691
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,262
can pay
for his own popcorn.
692
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:26,613
You know something,
you little pork chop?
693
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,310
You make me sore.
You really do.
694
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,051
You know, you've been
bad mouthin' me
695
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,880
ever since you found
out I'm richer than you.
696
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,273
Well, there you go again.
697
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,970
And I'm sick and tired
of it, you hear?
698
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,581
Yeah. Yeah, sick and tired
of you lording over me.
699
00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:40,496
- Just 'cause I'm number two.
700
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:42,020
That's right.
You're number two.
701
00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:46,024
I'm challenging you
here and now..
702
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:47,503
...to a duel.
703
00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:52,552
A duel?
Are you kiddin' me, fella?
704
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:54,423
You know I'm a better shot
than you are.
705
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,730
Well, I didn't mean
with guns, pea brain.
706
00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:58,862
I mean with cards.
707
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:01,822
Don't you do it, Rosco.
He'll beat the pants off of you.
708
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:03,563
Will you hush up, Daisy
with your pants?
709
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:05,739
- Yeah, hush, hush.
710
00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:10,091
Stud poker at 36 inches.
711
00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:14,008
Uh, poker at 36 inches.
Inches?
712
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,357
Well, what's the matter?
713
00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:16,706
You're afraid
I might win some
714
00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:18,752
of your multi million dollars
Simoleons?
715
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,362
Oh, you..
716
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:22,234
I'm not afraid of anything
that walks, talks
717
00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:25,411
or digs holes,
you little muffin.
718
00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:27,413
All I gotta do
is raise the ante
719
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,545
until it runs him
right out of the game.
720
00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,982
Yeah? Well, I'll take
my chances on that.
721
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,073
Of course, if you just rather
let your fellow Hazzardites
722
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,683
know how chicken you are..
723
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,119
Boss!
724
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:39,947
- That's right.
725
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:42,819
Well, you've gone
too far now, fat boy!
726
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,778
You got yourself
a poker game.
727
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:52,307
Eww!
728
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:54,440
Before Ace took up barbering
729
00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:57,095
he used to do portraits for a
dollar at the County fairs.
730
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:59,184
And sometimes,
for the state police.
731
00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,403
Now, Luke figured
if old Ben could show Acer
732
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:04,493
where to bob a nose, or square a jaw, he'd come up with a fair
733
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:07,757
to middlin' likeness
of old Jason Steele.
734
00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:11,500
Hold on a second. Hey, Bo,
you recognize this guy?
735
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,023
Seems like the one who tried
to run us off the road.
736
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,503
We should've
known that, Luke.
737
00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:17,376
Yeah, I believe we owe
Rosco another talk.
738
00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:19,160
- Let's do it.
- Thanks a lot.
739
00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:32,739
Friends, I don't believe
I'd let old Boss
740
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,045
deal me a stack
of flap jacks.
741
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,483
Yup, yup, yup.
742
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,359
By this time, the news of the showdown between Boss and Rosco
743
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:46,492
was all over the County.
744
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,711
And the Boars Nest was packed
like a bucket of worms.
745
00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:49,973
With folks
just waitin' to see
746
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,019
the biggest poker game
in Hazzard
747
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:56,502
since Boss put up Lulu
as a bet...hoping to lose.
748
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,156
The other guy
was bettin' a cow.
749
00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,554
Boss was making double sure
that he could double deal
750
00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:07,600
old Rosco
out of his new found fortune.
751
00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:22,702
'"Flash P. Coltrane."'
752
00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:25,052
Good God, I tell you,
you look wonderful!
753
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,401
All those little butterflies
754
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:29,317
flying around
your fat little tummy.
755
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,101
Alright, now,
I'll put you down.
756
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:35,845
Let you go play.
Go, tearin' off.
757
00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:38,761
Rosco, when you gonna
get this game started?
758
00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:41,764
This suit of yours
is beginning to hurt my eyes.
759
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:43,766
It does sparkle a little.
760
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:45,551
Well, listen, I'm ready
whenever that little
761
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,248
penny pincher's ready.
762
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,772
Alright, is he going
to play, or ain't he?
763
00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:52,210
Not only am I gonna play
764
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:54,864
but I'm gonna teach
this big spender here
765
00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:57,519
a lesson his wallet
will never forget.
766
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,174
Well, let's..
767
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,654
Well, you know what we need
before we start?
768
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:02,959
What's that?
769
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:04,787
- We need a referee.
770
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,528
Somebody who doesn't give
a diddly-doo one way or another.
771
00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:08,226
- Well--
- Well, that's Uncle Jessie.
772
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,837
No! No, it can't be me
'cause I hope they both lose.
773
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,839
Well, that would be fair.
774
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:17,147
Daisy, I've just come down here
to see who Rosco was talkin' to.
775
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,627
What better way
to find out?
776
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:23,023
Yeah.
Alright, I'll referee.
777
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,373
Alright, and I'll deal.
Where are the cards?
778
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,070
- Right here.
- Give me those.
779
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:29,116
Get you clammy cabbage
collectors off of them.
780
00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:30,596
Wait a minute!
They're your cards, ain't they?
781
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:32,075
- That's right.
- I'll deal.
782
00:37:32,162 --> 00:37:34,861
- No, no you wont.
- Well, let the referee decide.
783
00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:36,732
Uh, your cards, he deals.
784
00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:38,473
Well, that's
a fair decision.
785
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,650
Well, you don't give a
diddly
786
00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,783
- Alright, now, then.
- Right.
787
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:46,742
Since we ain't playing
with money or chips
788
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:50,485
Daisy, I want you to write
our bets down on your order pad.
789
00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:51,834
Okay, Boss.
790
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:57,536
- Yeah.
- 'Show him how!'
791
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,766
I know that.
792
00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,246
- Queen bets.
- Good.
793
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,074
That means I get
to go first, don't I, Jesse?
794
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:15,771
Good, alright.
795
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:20,167
I'm gonna bet you my
goose quill blanket
796
00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,300
and my wild cherry headboard
797
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,998
and my, uh,
bubble gum collection.
798
00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:28,480
Against my barbecuer
and my five gallon punch bowl
799
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,743
with a six little cups.
You got that?
800
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:32,397
Six little cups.
Yeah.
801
00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:33,963
Don't y'all know
them folks in Vegas
802
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,314
would just be plain eat up
up with envy?
803
00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:39,012
Queen, kings, high.
Your bet, Rosco.
804
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:41,493
Oh, good.
I love this, I love this.
805
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:45,975
Oh, okay. I'm gonna bet my hen
house and all my chickens.
806
00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:48,804
Against my big red barn
in the back forty.
807
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:52,678
And I'll raise you the big pile
of fertilizer pilled up behind.
808
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:56,029
Ooh, ooh. Alright.
Let me see here.
809
00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:59,467
Okay, I'm gonna
raise you my house
810
00:38:59,554 --> 00:39:01,295
and one more
pile of fertilizer.
811
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:02,992
- I'll meet that pile.
- Okay.
812
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:04,994
Hold it, fellas.
I got pile against pile here.
813
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,344
You gotta
start all over again.
814
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,649
Well, it..
815
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:17,833
- Oh, yeah.
816
00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:22,708
Well, it looks like Bo and Luke are gonna get there
817
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:24,492
just in time for the finish
of the poker game.
818
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:44,207
I ain't sure of what Steele
is up to, friends
819
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,600
but I know
it ain't nothin' good.
820
00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,692
- 'Raised him a pile.'
- 'Yes.'
821
00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:52,607
Alright, alright.
Don't touch the cards.
822
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:54,000
Well, I'm not touchin'
the cards.
823
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,441
Now, you know
a bad dude like Steele
824
00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:01,703
ain't givin' nothin' away.
825
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,401
Much less a pistol.
826
00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,706
That's bad.
827
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,672
We didn't have
any trouble findin' Rosco.
828
00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:15,891
For all
good it's gonna do.
829
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,850
We gotta play it cool till we
can catch him along with Steele.
830
00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,810
'Yeah. Yeah.'
831
00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:23,856
- Garbage.
- King, queen, still bets.
832
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:27,076
- That's you, Rosco.
- That's me. Well, okay.
833
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:30,558
Um, I'm gonna bet
21 new shinny suits
834
00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:32,299
and ten pointy boots.
835
00:40:32,386 --> 00:40:35,781
Against the bill of sale
on my white convertible, hmm?
836
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:38,392
And I'll raise you all the
imported hardwood furniture
837
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:39,785
in my house,
upstairs and down.
838
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:42,483
Alright. I'll match that
with my tractor
839
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:46,922
and I will raise you one colored
television set and a stereo.
840
00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:48,794
'Yeah? And I'll meet
that with everythin' I got.'
841
00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:50,273
Every little big
and little thing
842
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,014
I got in this
whole wide world.
843
00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:55,757
You will, huh? Alright, I will
match you with everythin' I got.
844
00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:58,107
'Alright. Alright. Ha ha ha'
845
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:00,501
Oh, my! Oh, my!
846
00:41:00,588 --> 00:41:03,983
This sure is exciting,
Heaven's alive!
847
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,289
Oh, dear me!
I dropped my handkerchief.
848
00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:10,816
Oh, uh, if you'll all
just excuse me a moment.
849
00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:13,209
'I got him this time.
I'm gonna stop him.'
850
00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:16,865
'I gonna make him a bleached
out metal muffin if I could.'
851
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,351
I once had a dog
who could do that.
852
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:27,354
He ate one of my boots
and a can of Prince Albert.
853
00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,965
But you know that dog
wouldn't touch my cookie.
854
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,793
Yeah, well,
I got my handkerchief
855
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,579
but you know,
I've been thinking, Rosco.
856
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:36,363
I can't do this
to an old friend.
857
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,452
I'd probably win here.
858
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,454
Um, it wouldn't
be right for me
859
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,761
to take away
your new gotten gain
860
00:41:42,848 --> 00:41:45,938
so why don't we just
call off the whole game?
861
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:47,809
J.D., a deal's a deal.
862
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:51,509
Now, are you gonna play or do
you forfeit the pot to Rosco?
863
00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:53,946
Pot to him?
No, I'll play.
864
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,948
I'll play, I'll play.
865
00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:00,343
Mmm-mm.
866
00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,476
Mmm.
867
00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:03,695
'Nine of spades.'
868
00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:07,046
'Six of hearts.'
869
00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:10,484
Since we both bet everything
in the world we own
870
00:42:10,571 --> 00:42:13,095
'uh, I got
a pair of kings.'
871
00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:18,666
Well...I got an ace.
872
00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:22,931
That's all.
873
00:42:23,018 --> 00:42:24,542
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
874
00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,457
Put it in here.
875
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,286
No more house,
no more Boars Nest.
876
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,767
No more saw mills.
877
00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:36,118
No more banks,
no more mortgages.
878
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,773
'No more IOUs.'
879
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,950
I ain't even got
no more barber's chair.
880
00:42:42,037 --> 00:42:45,563
Give me the ring.
Don't crinkle that finger on me.
881
00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,565
Put it in.
Give me the wallet.
882
00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:50,263
Years and years of working
my fingers to the bone
883
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:52,744
to make an honest living
in the American way.
884
00:42:52,831 --> 00:42:54,920
It has all gone
down the dooms.
885
00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:58,010
Did you see what I did?
886
00:42:58,097 --> 00:43:01,143
I made the richest man
in Hazzard County
887
00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:02,797
the poorest in the state.
888
00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:05,365
Alright, Daisy.
889
00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:08,586
Beer for everybody
at half price.
890
00:43:09,848 --> 00:43:11,937
I won it.
I won it.
891
00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:13,721
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
892
00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:15,897
And lovin', lovin' it.
893
00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:17,507
Since Steele ain't here
894
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,292
hey, you wanna bet
he's at the Moss Hotel?
895
00:43:19,379 --> 00:43:20,598
There's one way to find out.
896
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,079
Yeah, let's go.
897
00:43:31,826 --> 00:43:33,262
Rosco's got everything.
898
00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:37,310
Hard to believe.
899
00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:50,758
Alright, just drink on up.
900
00:43:50,845 --> 00:43:52,499
I'll be back in a flash
with the cash.
901
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:57,635
Keep slurpin' up those suds.
902
00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:59,462
Ooh.
903
00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:03,249
Don't you..
Oh, it's you, uh, Mr. Steele.
904
00:44:03,336 --> 00:44:06,208
I don't want you scuffing
the rhinestone on these.
905
00:44:06,295 --> 00:44:08,646
Uh, was there something you-you
wanted to see me about?
906
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:10,604
How would you like
to nail those Duke boys
907
00:44:10,691 --> 00:44:12,519
for illegal possession
of a handgun?
908
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,260
Ooh, I'd love that.
909
00:44:14,347 --> 00:44:16,958
I..
Uh, how am I gonna do that?
910
00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:19,047
Well, I've seen it
with my own eyes.
911
00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:22,007
It's a nickel-plated
.357 Magnum.
912
00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:25,401
Good...uh, listen, uh
913
00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:28,666
Mr. Steele, could I ask you
just a little tiny favor?
914
00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,668
Uh, listen, you'll get your
money, alright?
915
00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:32,452
I promise you that.
916
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,542
But I'd like to be the one
who apprehends them Duke boys
917
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:36,978
and cuff 'em and stuff 'em.
918
00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,939
Ooh, good, good.
919
00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:43,332
I tell you,
I'm loving, I'm loving it.
920
00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:46,118
You're all heart
and-and-and muscle.
921
00:44:57,433 --> 00:45:00,132
Cletus, you dipstick!
What are you tryin' to do?
922
00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:02,003
Scuff my brand new vehicle?
923
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:05,224
Now, get your vehicle in the
turn around here and follow me.
924
00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:07,182
Alright, alright.
You don't have to get hot.
925
00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,488
I'll follow you.
926
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,112
'Rosco's followin' us and
Cletus is right behind him.'
927
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,897
So what?
We ain't done nothing wrong.
928
00:45:31,076 --> 00:45:33,295
Dang, cuz,
we've just been set up.
929
00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:36,734
Oh, great. All we need to be
is caught with that dang thing.
930
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,170
Uh, get rid of it.
931
00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:42,914
Alright, you two boys.
932
00:45:43,001 --> 00:45:44,872
You might as well quit
horsin' around.
933
00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:46,961
I've got you dead rights.
934
00:45:47,048 --> 00:45:49,703
You throw that thing out now,
Rosco's gonna see you doin' it.
935
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,313
Uh, what are we gonna do?
936
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,967
Well, they can't prove nothin'
if we can throw it
937
00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:54,577
where they can't find it.
938
00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:56,405
Like that quicksand
over at Pesquito Bar.
939
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:04,152
We're never gonna shake
him on this road.
940
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,850
We don't have to shake him.
941
00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:07,765
All you gotta do is get
to that bog before they do.
942
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,214
We're almost there.
943
00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:26,435
Dang it!
944
00:46:26,522 --> 00:46:27,959
Keep it on the road.
945
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,840
Freeze!
946
00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:43,539
Alright, Cletus,
grab that gun for evidence.
947
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:48,283
That's gonna put these Duke boys
in the slammer indefinitely.
948
00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,068
Here catch, Cletus.
Bo!
949
00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:53,985
'Dipstick!'
950
00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:55,160
- Cletus.
951
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:57,771
Get off of me,
you dipstick.
952
00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:00,687
You know what you're doing?
You're scuffin' my rhinestones.
953
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,384
I'm sorry, sheriff.
Just trying to help.
954
00:47:02,471 --> 00:47:05,170
Well, you helped them
throw the evidence away.
955
00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:06,780
What evidence you're
talkin' about, Rosco?
956
00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:09,000
Don't pretend you don't know
'cause you do.
957
00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:12,264
It's that nickel-plated .357
Magnum you chucked over there.
958
00:47:12,351 --> 00:47:14,701
Oh, if you knew where we threw
it, you can just go dig it up.
959
00:47:14,788 --> 00:47:17,356
Well, that's just
what Cletus is going to..
960
00:47:17,443 --> 00:47:19,793
No, you..
Naughty, naughty.
961
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,882
You can't have him do that.
That's quicksand.
962
00:47:21,969 --> 00:47:24,842
- It goes all the way to China.
- How about that.
963
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:26,321
Well, sheriff,
then what keeps it all from
964
00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:28,062
just draining out
the other end?
965
00:47:28,149 --> 00:47:30,804
Same thing that keeps
your brain from runnin' out.
966
00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:32,937
- Get to your vehicle.
- Yes, sir.
967
00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:36,244
And you two, see,
you're not out of the woods yet
968
00:47:36,331 --> 00:47:38,290
because you're gonna
turn around one of these days
969
00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:41,119
and make a mistake,
and we're gonna be there.
970
00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:43,730
We're gonna be
in your hip pocket.
971
00:47:51,651 --> 00:47:53,392
I get the feeling
when Rosco said we
972
00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:56,221
he wasn't specifically
referring to him and Cletus.
973
00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:58,310
Yeah, I bet he meant
Jason Steele.
974
00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,094
Hey, unless we can
get to him first.
975
00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:01,617
Yeah, the only trouble
is we still ain't got
976
00:48:01,704 --> 00:48:03,097
the slightest idea
where to look.
977
00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:05,795
Grab the jack
out of the trunk.
978
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,493
Alright.
979
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,234
Well, the Duke's must have
knocked on about
980
00:48:09,321 --> 00:48:11,976
every door in Hazzard hopin' to come up with somebody
981
00:48:12,063 --> 00:48:13,847
who could put 'em
on to Jason Steele.
982
00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:15,544
It was like chasin' a ghost.
983
00:48:15,631 --> 00:48:17,895
Now, take a real good look. Are
you sure you haven't seen him?
984
00:48:26,338 --> 00:48:28,166
Did you find Steele?
985
00:48:28,253 --> 00:48:29,907
- Not yet.
- Damn.
986
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,170
Between the four of us,
Uncle Jessie, that's including
987
00:48:32,257 --> 00:48:34,302
Cooter, we've been lookin' all
over the place for him.
988
00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:35,738
- We'll find him though.
- Well, we better.
989
00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:37,784
I..
990
00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:40,613
I think if the boys let their
guard down, they could get..
991
00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:43,703
You got another picture
of that dude?
992
00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:45,357
You bet.
993
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:49,491
With him after my boys, I..
994
00:48:51,885 --> 00:48:53,931
...just can't stand by
and do nothin'.
995
00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:58,979
Uncle Jessie,
where you goin'?
996
00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:02,069
Look out, Rodney.
I'm going down by the swamp.
997
00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:04,506
If I was on the lam,
that's where I'd be hidin' out.
998
00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:07,553
You be careful.
999
00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:19,695
'Breaker one, breaker one. Might
be crazy, but I ain't dumb.'
1000
00:49:19,782 --> 00:49:21,523
Crazy Cooter comin' at you.
1001
00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:23,177
Uncle Shepherd,
you home on out there
1002
00:49:23,264 --> 00:49:24,874
on the Hazzard net,
come on.
1003
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:28,748
Cooter, I got too much on my
mind to open my mouth right now.
1004
00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:31,229
Uncle Jessie, uh,
Daisy told me what you're doing
1005
00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:32,665
and, uh, I don't blame you
1006
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,536
but how about waiting
up for me, huh?
1007
00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,756
Cooter, I can't waste
my time right now.
1008
00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:39,237
I-I gotta
find this Steele fella.
1009
00:49:39,324 --> 00:49:40,673
This is Jessie.
Over and out.
1010
00:50:04,610 --> 00:50:05,915
Ow!
1011
00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:14,794
Uncle Jessie, you out there?
Come on.
1012
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:16,970
'Crazy Cooter hollerin',
Uncle Shepherd. Come on.'
1013
00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:20,365
You know, when you set things
in motion to do somebody harm
1014
00:50:20,452 --> 00:50:23,063
there ain't no way to be sure
who's really gonna get hurt.
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