All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E07 Sadie Hogg Day_track3_[eng]

♪ Just a good 'ol boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way
they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good 'ol boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day
Robin Hood ♪♪

He-e-haw!

You got to admit, cuz

Sadie Hogg Day is gotta be
of my favorite holidays.

Well, you ain't alone.

Never that many girls
get together in one place

in one time, I just got to
do some shoppin'. Yee-hoo!

April the first is April fools day most everywhere else.

But in Hazzard,
it's Sadie Hogg Day.

That's when the women take over the Hazzard Government.

So, the day before
when women draw straws

to see who does what.

Every man in Hazzard
with half a hormone

shows up to watch
government in action.

Poor, old Cletus,
he's missing all the fun.

Boss has got him
waitin' in the bushes

tryin' to nail
the Dukes on anything.

Which is sort of silly
when you think about it.

Since everybody knows
where old Cletus waits.

But it does keep
things kinda simple.

'Cletus is getting ambitious.'

Luke, you better
put that thing to the floor.

He'll catch us before we see
them girls. It'll ruin my day.

Yeah.

'Yeah, well, how do you
like it up there?'

Looks like Cletus is finally
gettin' up in the world, huh?'

Boss, you know somethin'?
I just love Sadie Hogg Day.

All those cute, little
heifers runnin' around.

I just can't wait
to pin my badge

on one of those
little cuties.

I wish you pin your badge
on your flapper lips.

I'd like a little
quite, please

when I'm taking
my pigs knuckle break.

Hush, Flash.

J.D. Hogg speakin',
and hurry it up.

'I'm in the middle
of eating my knuckle.'

Uh, Mr. Hogg,
this is L.S. Handley.

Chief Bank Examiner for the
State Revenue Service column.

'Oh, Chief Bank Examiner.'

'I'll be dropping by
to see you tomorrow at 2:00 pm.'

Well, that's damn right
neighborly of you.

We're makin' a regional
bank audit of all the banks

in this county area,
inspecting for any possible

embezzlement of county funds.

- Huh, yeah-yeah, I'm alright.

Just a-a little
morsel on my knuckle

went down the wrong way.

- I'm fine now.
- Yeah, good.

Well, I'll be seeing you
tomorrow 2:00 pm. Bye.

Yeah, bye.

Of all the cotton-pickin',
corn-shuckin', bean-strappin'.

Bad news?

No, it was
a singin' candy gram.

Of course, it was
bad news, you dodo.

The State Bank Examiner is
comin' here tomorrow at 2:00 pm

to inspect
the Hazzard County books.

He's looking for
signs of embezzling.

Oh...oh! Embezzlement,
you know what that means?

Yeah, it means we're in deeper
than a fat lady in quick sand.

- Mmm-hmm.

Because he's gonna
find a shortage

in Hazzard County funds
of exactly $142,679.

Oh, you mean
the shortage of funds?

Yeah, that means he's gonna lock
us up and throw away the key.

Boss, you keep saying,
we and us.

What you mean is you,
don't you?

Rosco, every time I need funds
for my various enterprises

I keep dippin' my finger
in the county till.

And since all along,
I've been giving you 50 percent

the 50 percent of my finger,
it's us.

- All these young ladies.
- Yeah.

All out here to get
their man's jobs.

Hope Daisy draws a better one
than she did last year.

You know, I don't think
she's too happy

with that sewer cleaning job
she had last year.

Hello, boys.

Think-think-think-think.
J.D. Hogg just think.

Get them little brain cells
of yours circulatin'.

There's gotta be some way or
other out of this here mess.

- Bad news, bad news.

Listen, those ladies out there
are getting rambunctious.

What ladies?

The ladies waiting
for the Sadie Hogg drawings.

Oh, the ladies waiting for the
Sadie Hogg Day drawings.

Yeah.

- The Sadie Hogg day drawing.
- I said, yeah.

God love you J.D. Hogg.
You've just done it.

Oh, God love you,
what'd you do?

I just saved you and me
from 20 years in the pokey.

Oh, I appreciate that.
Oh, oh, how did you do that?

Well, I'm gonna arrange
to have Daisy Duke's name drawn

as County Treasurer
on Sadie Hogg Day.

- Oh, she'll appreciate that.
- Yeah.

Why would you do that?
You don't like the Dukes much.

When the State Bank Examiner
gets here at 2 o'clock tomorrow

he'll find that
theme missing county funds

is Daisy Duke's responsibility.

I get it and all that embezzling
will be blamed on her.

- Yeah.
- Oh, I love that, I love that.

Yeah, once Daisy's
nailed well.

It's a short step to suck
in 'em two cousins of hers.

Bo and Luke Duke.

- You and I are off the hook.
- Off the hook.

- Once and for all.
- Once and for all.

I'll tell you, this is
truly a new high and low.

'Alright, everybody.
Everybody now.'

Look, I wanna welcome you all

to our annual observance
of Sadie Hogg Day.

A day named in honor of my
very own great great grandma.

The very first woman
in the south

to have her own
cotton gin.

Of course, when she ordered it,
she thought

it was a new way
of makin' moon shine.

We're not gettin' any
younger down here, you know?

She's right, move it, J.D.

Alright, alright,
I'm hurryin' on.

The first one
we're drawin' for

is honorary Boss
of Hazzard County

and that is my very own,
Lulu Hogg.

Alright, now I'm gonna draw
for honorary sheriff

of Hazzard County, and that's
Miss Clara Coltrane.

For honorary deputy, we have,
uh, Miss Emma Tisdale.

And now, what's maybe
the most important job of all

honorary County Treasurer,
and that is, uh

oh, ho, ain't that nice,
Miss Daisy Duke.

I don't believe it,
I got it.

Doesn't it seem just
a little bit strange

that Boss Hogg is so happy
about her getting that job?

Alright, everybody,
now we're going on..

There's a show up
in the bank tomorrow mornin'.

- Keep an eye on our cousin.
- Alright.

And so Sadie Hogg Day
dawned in Hazzard County.

The 24 hours the women folk were gonna quit

runnin' things at home.

And start runnin'
the Hazzard government.

which was bound
to be an improvement.

Uh, chin up.

Alright, alright.
Come on.

Come on,
here you go, cup cake.

Troop, salute.

Sheriff department's
all present and accounted for

except for the sheriff.

Alright, at ease.

And while it was
Sadie Hogg Day in Hazzard.

There was bank examining day
in the state capital.

Handley set off for his
visit to the Hazzard bank.

Boy, how would you like
to be in his shoes?

And while the honorary
County Treasurer was arriving

little knowing that she was
walking right into a trap.

old Boss Hogg
was greasing the trigger

to make sure
that the trap was firm.

Oh, uh, well,
we're gonna have to put off

eating for just a minute,
Lulu sweetie pie.

We boss's got important County
business to do over at the bank.

Come on.

When the Duke Boys showed up
to keep an eye on Daisy

old Boss Hogg
was way ahead of 'em.

He told Rosco to keep
the Dukes busy until

he got Daisy to sign
for them County funds.

Don't you just hate it, when somebody picks over Daisy?

We was only doing
25 miles an hour.

- I checked the speedometer.
- Will you just hush.

I'm not arresting you for
speeding this time.

Nothing so picky unit. I'm gonna
inspect your vehicle for smog.

- That's it, that's it.

We're in kind of a hurry here,
if you don't mind.

Well, if you're in such
an all fired hurry

then you can help me
by popping your hood.

Pop it, pop it.
Alright.

Isn't this exciting
being an executive, Lulu?

You're doing just fine,
Daisy honey.

All you got to do is sign
this here documents.

That's it and after
you finish that

you'll be official
County Treasurer for 24 hours.

What's this last thing
all about, Boss?

Oh, that, oh nothin',
that's a matter of form.

That one makes you
temporarily responsible

for all the County funds
which are sitting

in the bank vault, dear.

It doesn't mean nothin',
just sign on the dotted line.

Boss, they don't
call me Daisy Duke

and County Treasurer
for nothing.

Now, seeing is believing.
Lemme see that money.

Well, you are upon your toes,
ain't you? I like that!

I like a sharp County Treasurer.
Come on, have a look, see there.

There you are

a $142,679 in County funds.

Snug has a bug in a rug.

Yeah, you've seen it.
Come on, that's it.

Boss.

Now, you've seen it.

Boss, I did not,
I didn't get to count it either.

Count it?
Well, there's no need to.

Look, it's just a formality.
This is Sadie Hogg Day.

Don't you know
it's all play acting?

Now, look, Boss Lulu
and I got to go eat.

If you don't want to
sign that paper

well, she and I'll just
have to get ourselves

another County treasurer.

- Um.

Right.
And you can go back

to your last years job
of sewer commission.

- No.
- Well.

- Okay, I'm signin'.
- Oh, now you doin' it.

Yeah, that does it.

Oh, come on, sugar plum boss.

We gotta hurry before
they run outta lunch.

Goodbye, County Treasurer.

- Bye, Daisy.
- 'Bye, Lulu.'

He's definitely
trying to stall us.

It must mean Boss is
pulling something on Daisy.

Alright, one of you Dukes get
in there and start the engine.

I just put on my smog sniffer.

Yes, sir, Rosco.

You, uh, thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

- He couldn't be that stupid.
- Yes, he could.

Start the engine and let it run
for say 20, 30 minutes.

'You dirty Dukes.'

One sound out of you, lady

and Sadie Hogg Day
is your funeral day.

Now, anybody that
don't think that Boss Hogg

was the one that hired
them boys to rob the bank..

...would buy
a beach property in Idaho.

I'll clean out the vault,
you watch her.

Let's go.

If you know what's good
for you, lady

you won't make a move
till we're long gone.

Somebody help!
The bank's been robbed.

The bank's been robbed.
Somebody help!

You were right,
something's going on.

Get after them.
They just robbed the bank.

- Yeah, I'm fine.

They're getting away in that
black car. Please, hurry!

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Cletus, Cletus, come on.

Come on, come on, you dodo.

Did you see who did it?

Well, I've seen them
Duke Boys drive off it.

They're such nice youngsters,
I don't think they--

They wouldn't, Emma Miz Tisdale,
but seeing is believing.

It's a scramble!

Let her rip, turkey.

'Rosco, what happened?'

Never mind what happened,
Aunt Clara, just push.

'This is Deputy Cletus
calling Sheriff Coltrane.'

Cletus, this is your superior
officer, get on with it.

The Duke Boys, I'm after 'em.
They just robbed a bank.

Are you kiddin' me?
You sure?

Of course, I'm sure,
Miz Tisdale has seen 'em.

- Yeah, I've seen 'em.
- See, she's seen 'em.

Listen, Cletus,
you stay after 'em

'cause I'm comin',
I'm comin'.

I'm comin' with you.

'Aunt Clara, you can't come
because there's liable'

to be shootin' and hurtin'.
This is your sheriff speakin'.

I'm comin', this is your
Aunt Clara speakin'.

Well, I'd say right about now
the pot is really boilin'.

The Dukes are chasin'
the crooks

and Cletus and Rosco
are chasing the Dukes.

And that examiner fella
who's heading

for his two o'clock meeting
at the Hazzard Bank.

Which about now is cooking
like a Labor Day fish fry.

'What do you know about that?'

They didn't get nothing
except the County funds.

Yeah, they cleaned them out.

They took every penny
of them County funds.

$142,679.

Boss, I-I just
didn't have any time.

By the time,
y'all went to lunch.

They were here and before I had
a chance to lock it, it was--

'Oh, oh, likely story.'

I knew I shouldn't
have trusted you Dukes.

I'll bet she was even
in cahoots with them crooks.

Come on, Boss, you can't go
accusing Daisy like that.

'Well, I sure can.'

On account of this here
ledger speaks for itself.

Let me find that,
here, look at here.

$142,679 accounted funds

were sitting in that
damn bank vault.

For which, you Daisy Duke,
signed the paper

'making you temporarily
responsible.'

And so am holding you
personally liable.

Right, Lulu?
Right.

'Oh, poor, Daisy.'

Ah-ha, what a haul.

We're rich, what the--

One thing about working
for Boss Hogg

is that he's very democratic.

He skins everybody.

There's nothing in here
but trash. We've been had.

This is called hot pursuit.

'There's a whole posse after us.
Let's get outta here.'

There! They threw
something out.

That might be.
Luke, we better take a look.

Over there.

Alright, you.
Alright--

Cletus, you dipstick!

Alright, you Dukes,
come on out with your hands up.

'What's wrong now?'

Oh, come on, Rosco,
another smog inspection?

Put that gun away.
We got the loot here.

We got you
for bank robbery this time.

- Cletus, get the evidence.

You saw them crooks
throw the stuff in the bushes.

'Yeah, the real crooks
are getting away.'

We got you cold chicken...
turkey this time.

- See, we got a witness.

Sorry, boys, I've seen you
when you drove away.

I hate to do this to you
and your nice Uncle Jesse.

Ms. Tisdale, you saw us chasing
the real crooks clean as day.

Oh, will you hush?
You are the real crooks.

Look, they got
the bandanas that they wore.

- And money bags.
- Money bags.

'And all this money that's..'

That ain't
nothin' but trash.

Well, there ain't
nothing in there.

It's not trash,
it's evidence.

- You better pick it all up.
- Yeah, you getting it all over.

Freeze!

'Freeze.'

Listen, I'm...
will you get this off?

'Rosco, I know there was only
trash in them bags. What else?'

They tied our ties together
and tied them

and pulled on it, like that.

- Oh, Boss.

Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.

All you gotta do is,
put out an APB

on them bank robbin' Duke boys.

Boss, there is no way
that Bo and Luke

could've robbed your bank.

'I know, 'cause
I was there and I saw.'

They not only could've,
but they did.

And we got a witness
to prove it.

One who's a sworn officer
of the law.

Yeah. Ms. Tisdale, and she
was wearing her glasses, too.

Yeah, and Rosco,
make sure that you mention

that them crooks hoisted
all of the county funds.

142,679 simoleons.

Which, you Daisy Duke,
are responsible for.

Yeah.
Naughty naughty.

Boss, I got it.
I got it.

'We'll really be ready
for when that bank examiner'

'comes at two o'clock.'

Ah-da-da-da.
Zip zip.

What you say
about a bank examiner?

He said nothing that'll
help you save 'em Dukes.

Now, Rosco, I want you
to take Daisy Duke

'and lock her up immediately.'

I'm charging her
with being an accomplice

to this dastardly crime.

Right, Lulu?

Right!

You boys drive that car
like you done with it.

- We got a problem.

Daisy's in jail.

She's in jail?
What's she doing there?

Well, word's out
that she's responsible

for all that money you boys
are supposed to have stole.

But, Uncle Jesse, there was
no money. It's just newspaper.

- We was framed.
- 'I know that.'

Boss is up to something.
That's for sure.

You best go bail her out,
so we can hear her side.

Eh, you got fifty thousand
in your jeans?

- '$50,000.'

It's a little bit steep
for cousin Daisy, ain't it?

Well, Cooter heard that
the bank examiner's due in town.

So, J.D. wants to keep her quiet
so she won't spill no beans.

Well, he didn't figure on us.

Come on, we gotta
bust her out.

Just hold it.
This bust out's on me.

So, the boys
sneaked in to town

to drop off their
uncle at the jail

on mission Break Out.

- I'm better now, Uncle Jesse.

I'll have you
out of here in no time.

'I'm sorry, Jesse.'

I feel as bad
about this as you folks.

But you know,
the law is the law.

Eh, you're
a hundred percent right, Emma.

'And do you know what I did?'

I brought flowers
for the prettiest

law enforcement officer
I ever did see.

For me?

- You.
- Oh, thank you.

And your perky,
little hat there

and, uh, and that
sparkle in that badge

brings out those sparkle in them
big, brown eyes of yours.

Oh, Jesse, you've never
talked to me like this before.

I never felt
this way before.

You know, Emma,
I'm a shy man.

But you know something?

'I got a hanker for you, Emma.'

Oh, Jesse, you're making me
steam up my glasses.

But tell me more.

Now I know where
you and me got it.

I'd like to come callin' on you
Saturday night if you like.

Like?

Honey, we'll have a wing-ding.
Popcorn, butter milk.

Lot of swell records.
Ah!

Oh, did you
hear that, Daisy.

I finally landed
your Uncle Jesse.

Girl, what are you doing
out of your cell?

Don't worry, Daisy.

- I'm sorry, Ms. Tisdale.
- 'Come back here, Daisy.'

Emma, Emma,
I'll make this up to you.

I'll tell Rosco
it's all my fault.

An-and I will call
on you Saturday night.

Jailbreak!
Jailbreak!

'Right there, boys!

'Daisy, come back here.'

Go!.

Jailbreak! Daisy Duke,
you stop right there!

You come back here!
You're under arrest.

- I'll drive.
- Oh, no, you don't.

It's my car, I drive.
You stay here.

No way. At my age, you go for
all the cutthroat you can get.

You go for your cutthroat
with a shotgun. Just scoot over.

Now, wouldn't you just know it?

With women runnin' things

the garbage was even being
collected on time.

Which was slowing everything,
especially for the Dukes.

Friends, ain't nothin'
harder to deal with

than erratic efficiency.

Decent drivin'.

Hold that, will ya?

I cannot use that
next December.

'Now, Rosco,
come on, we got to hurry.'

On account of that bank examiner
who's arriving at two.

What is that?

- Look at that.

That's a sneaky
little place.

Look at that.

Boss, let me
ask you something.

Why do you have
two bank ledgers?

Rosco, you better sneeze,
'cause brains are getting dusty.

Look, this here ledger
that we brought

is the official
county ledger.

Which shows all the County funds
which are supposed to be

in the bank vault.

$142,679.

Good.
- Oh, I got that.

Here, this little darlin' with
a confederate sticker on it

is my private
and secret ledger.

Which shows how much I've been
takin' out of the cookie jar.

Yeah, which is a lot.

- Listen, Boss--

- Could I have--
- Oh, quit babbling.

Look.

I gotta check these two accounts
to make sure all them figures

match on the bottom line.

And then we'll rush
this official ledger

back to the bank
before the examiner gets there.

'Sheriff Coltrane.
Calling Sheriff Coltrane.'

'This is Deputy Cletus now.
Come in, Coltrane, come in.'

This is Rosco P. Coltrane.
Will you get on with it?

We're busier than
a long tailed cat

in a room full of
rocking chairs here.

'There's been a jailbreak!'

Duke guys sprung Daisy,
and I'm in hot pursuit.

Oh, give me that!

Cletus, you keep
on their tail.

We will try to hit 'em
of at the junction.

Roger, Wilco.

Come on, hurry. Hurry.
We only got less than an hour.

Come on!
Hurry!

- And don't forget the ledger.

Forget the ledger.

I'll just put it back in this
little, sneaky, rotten place.

He's still back there.

Give him a shakin'.

Luke, I got my foot
to the floor already.

'
- 'Danger. Women at work.'

Gee, I sure like
this kind of work.

Huh, there's Cletus.

'That's it, Cletus.
We've got 'em in a squeeze.'

- Bo, look out!
- Hang on, y'all.

Cletus, I ought to knock you
in to the middle of next week.

Yo!

Hot doggies!
This sure beats

the sheep dip outta
the Saturday night bingo.

Cletus,
go after 'em.

I'm-I'm gone.

Look here,
it's almost 01:30.

We gotta get back before
that bank examiner shows up.

So move it.

- If we can.
- You better.

Well..

Or else, I'll be riding
piggy back on a jackass.

And you know
who that'll be.

- Did you--
- Move it. Move it.

Well, there's one thing
about the Dukes

they do stick together.

Now, all of 'em are fugitives.

About now, most folks
would cut and run

but not the Dukes.

They hold a family meeting.

Listen, I'm so sorry,
I got y'all in to this.

Don't worry about it, Daisy,
it ain't your fault.

J.D. Hogg, why, he's crookeder
than the devil's hind toe.

He's been kickin' us right clean
to the tail pipe with it, too.

Key to it's got to be
that state examiner

comin' to inspect the bank.

Maybe, he's been dippin'
his sticky little fingers

into the till.

I bet he's trying to
cover up for the shortage.

Yeah, but how can
we prove that?

Well, we can't.

Unless he kept track
of what he dipped out.

Yeah, he'd have them
records hid somewheres.

We ain't gonna find 'em
standin' around here.

Look, Uncle Jesse,
if you and Daisy

can head back into town
and check out his office air.

Me and Bo will go and
search the Boars Nest.

Meanwhile we get Cooter on the
C.B., he'd go to Boss' house.

We'll check
with you later.

Well, back at the bank, things are gettin' interesting.

The bank examiner is doin'
about fifteen minutes

to look at Boss' books

which he don't know
that he ain't got.

But even if he did,
Daisy would be in trouble.

Alright, alright,
let's get down to business.

Now, the ledger.
Give me the ledger.

Exactly which ledger
are you talkin' about?

The official county ledger.
Ain't you got it?

No..

Don't tell me, you left it
back at the Boars Nest.

I left it back there.

You told me.

Well, you see

I was chasing
the Duke boys..

But I put both of 'em back in
that sneaky little hidin' place.

You put both of them
back in there? You knucklehead.

Alright, go on back there
and get it. You hear me?

Look, the bank examiner
will be here in 15 minutes.

And if you value your skin,
you'll beat 'em back here

with that
official county ledger.

But--

And I mean, the
official county ledger.

Not my own private
and secret ledger

with a little
confederate sticker on it.

But you see--

You gonna stand there all day
clickin' your chompers or what?

- I'm gone.

And of course,
who was at the Boars Nest

just waiting to get caught.

You guessed it.

Too bad safe crackin'
ain't in our bag of tricks.

There you go, Flash.

Great. What a time
for somebody to show up.

I'll put you right down here
and you can be real comfy

while daddy gets the ledger.

This is a sneaky place.

Well, at least they're
finally one step ahead.

Look at that, there's
two sets of books.

Let's see now.

Which one of those is which?

Alright, come out of there.

Come out of there
with your hands up.

Alright.

Hold it right there.

One move out of you
and you're dead ducks.

Uh, Dukes.

One step forward
and slide back two.

That's Hazzard County progress.

Alright, you Dukes.

Now, I've not only got you
for bank robbery

but now I got you
for breakin' and enterin'.

Rosco, would you get serious?
We didn't rob no bank.

I bet the information in 'em
books there would prove it, too.

I don't know
anything about that.

You just hold it right there
till I call Boss Hogg.

'Uh, little-bitty buddy, this
is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane'

'you got your fat
little ears on, come on.'

J.D. Hogg, here. And Rosco,
why in blazes ain't you here?

Boss, good news.
Good news.

I caught these Duke boys
breakin' and enterin'

'the Boars Nest.'

'And I got 'em prisoner.
Come back.'

Oh, alright, alright.
Good work.

You drag 'em in.

And then you get right back here
with that official county

"You know what."

- I don't know what.
- 'Yeah, you know what.'

'For the, "You know who."'

'The man who's getting here
to the bank at two o' clock.'

Oh, yes.

That's a big fat affirmative.

See, now, I got you.
I got you.

Rosco, can't we
talk this over?

There ain't nothin'
to talk over.

Now, you just hold it
right there while I check

this, "You know what."

Ain't this yours?

Oh, freeze!

Dang it!

We should've grabbed
them books on the way out.

If we stayed there
much longer we could've

read 'em while
we was in jail.

Let's call off Daisy,
Jesse, and Cooter.

Hey, I got an idea.

And meanwhile, look who's here.

Friends, now the cheese
is gonna get more buyin'.

Oh!

Rosco, you let them
Duke boys get away?

You just get your hands on that
official county, "You know what"

and bring it here
on the triple.

- Now, move it.
- I'm gone.

Let's see, Flash.

Let's see..

Poor old Rosco.

With that sticker missing
he can't tell which

"You know what" is which.

So, he figured
he better bring 'em both.

How'd you like
to have him fix your car?

'Mr. Handley.'

Oh, Mr. Handley.
Mr. Handley.

Welcome to Hazzard County
and to our humble

not to mention
honest little bank.

My name is Hogg.

J.D. Hogg.

Jefferson Davis Hogg.

At your service.

Oh, and lookie here.

This is my charming,
adorable wife Lulu.

Lulu Hogg.

Oh, uh, sweetie cake.

Why don't you just go
and get Mr. Handley

some of your
luscious bonbons?

Ooh, alright.

Well, I'm not interested
in bonbons, Mr. Hogg.

I want to see your ledger
for the county funds.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

My ledger..

But why ain't you interested
in bonbons, Mr. Handley?

I think you'd
really like them.

I want to see
the ledger.

'That's right, Uncle Jesse.'

'That state bank examiner
ought to be there by now.'

'You and Daisy see if
you can get a chance'

'to talk to him?'

Right, Luke.

Daisy and I'll see if we can
catch him on the QT.

In the meantime,
you boys be careful.

- You got it.

Well, this sure is
a nice change of pace

us setting
the trap for Rosco.

Yeah, since we know
the hidin' place

Rosco's bound to have
both sets of ledgers.

If we get hold
of that phony ledger

maybe we can send Boss
to jail instead of us.

'Speak of the devil.'

Hit it.

Flash, it's those Duke boys.

Listen, you know
what you gotta do?

You gotta guard those
books with your life.

So, that means--

The ledger, Hogg.
The ledger.

J.D., Rosco's
calling you on the C.B.

Oh, Rosco.

Excuse me, sir.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
is calling me.

A commissioner's work
is never done.

Just wait a minute,
Hogg. I wanna--

You must have
a bon-bon.

Rosco, where in
tarnation are you at?

You won't believe this, but
those Duke boys are chasing me.

They're chasing you?

'Alright, alright,
they must be after'

'my private and secret,
"You know what". Listen, Rosco.'

We can't afford
to take any more chances.

So I'll tell you what.

You head out
to the town incinerator

and you burn my private
and secret, "You know what."

You got that?

Then bring that official county,
"You know what" back here fast.

I can't stall this examiner
fellow much longer.

Boss, there's
one little problem, you see.

I don't know which one of those,
"You know what" is which

because that little rubber flag
done come off of it.

Rosco, so help me.

Alright, alright,
listen, listen.

I'll head out and meet you
at the incinerator, right away.

Just shake them Duke boys
off your tail.

Sounds like they're gonna try
and burn that phony ledger.

We better stop 'em.

- Now, you look here, Hogg--
- Oh, excuse me, sir.

I'll be back in a jiffy.
Important county business.

It's a matter
of life and death. Mine!

Where's my car?

'There he is.
Over there.'

- Yeah, come on.
- I'm comin'.

- I'm comin' with you.
- No, no.

Alright, get in.

Stop! Come back here, Hogg.

Mr. Examiner,
we're the Dukes.

If you want to get to the bottom
of this thing, you come with us.

- Come on.
- Let's go.

Onto 'em
jail breakin' Dukes.

'Let's go get 'em.'

'Hold on there.
Get back here, both of ya.'

What do you
think you're doing?

Working off, sonny.
This time I'm doing the driving.

No!

Baby, put the peddle
to the medal.

Alright, General,
it's up to you now.

'Yahoo!'

We must be going
through a tunnel.

Get out of the way. Move it.

Yahoo!

Incinerator!

He's going for the incinerator.
We must cut him.

Now, here she comes.

Yahoo!

Go on! Go on!

Whoa!

'Yee-haw!'

'Yahoo!'

Flash, I guess, we don't
have time to wait for Boss.

'Which one do you think
is the phony?'

You're no help.

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe..

- 'Rosco--'
- Bad news! Bad news!

It's too late.

Get me out of here.
Let me out

Wait here, there's one more.

There it is.

Hey, Flash.

Fingers crossed, Luke.

'Yahoo!'

- We're here, Boss.

Rosco. Rosco.
Cletus. Cletus.

'Arrest them Dukes.'

And I mean, all of 'em,
the whole caboodle.

Mr. Handley.
Mr. Handley!

'Well, you sure
do get around, don't you?'

I'm glad you're here to see
what I have to put up with

in Hazzard County.

These Dukes here. Why,
they're guilty of bank robbery.

impersonatin',
not to mention, jail breaking.

Hogg, where is the bank ledger
for the county funds?

Hmm?

It's right here,
Mr. Handley.

Let's go.

You did burn that
ledger, didn't you?

Are you kidding me?
Look in there, see?

Mr. Handley, I think
you'll find everything

in proper order
in that ledger.

That's a $142,679 in
Hazzard County, county funds

which were recorded
as being in our bank vault

until they was grabbed
by this bunch of thugs.

The Duke gang.

Now, just a minute, J.D.
You can't go accusing us.

Well, I sure can, on account
of figures don't lie.

No, they sure don't.
It says right here.

"Six thousand dollars

"The Hogg Building
Construction Company.

'"Thirty seven hundred dollars'

'"Hogg Frozen Fritters
Incorporated.'

'Now, wait a minute.'

'"Eighty one
hundred dollars for'

Hogg International
Shipping Incorporated."

Let me see that.

Moron, well, listen,
you burned the wrong ledger.

Listen, I told you, I didn't
know which was which and which..

I had to go
Eenie, meenie.

I'll Eenie, meenie you!

'Mr. Handley.'
Mr. Handley, sir.

Don't pay attention
to that old ledger.

And just then,
after all these years

Lulu still don't see Boss
for what he is.

Right, Lulu?

Wrong!

Ain't that wonderful?

And so, to stay out of jail, Boss had to make up every penny

of that missing money
out of his own fat pocket.

Even though the Dukes
were all clear

Jesse was in worse trouble
trying to escape

from Miz Tisdale.

Bo and Luke managed
to get further involved

in civic affairs
on Sadie Hogg Day.

And being true to his words

Ol' Jesse had his work
cut out for him.

He took Miz Tisdale
to the Hazzard hoedown.

And he don't even know
how to dance.