All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E02 Double Dukes_track3_[eng]

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might
get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a two modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

It was one of them days when it seems nothing can go wrong.

And then, it does.

Ease it up. We're gettin' close
to Rosco's favorite speed trap.

Yeah, 10-4.

You lookin' for trouble?

I ain't lookin' for trouble,
I already got it.

Dang gas pedal's stuck
to the floor.

'Hang on!'

Well, that's one way to fix it.

But I don't recommend it.

O-o-h! Ooh!

Oh-oh!

'There they go.'

I can't get it.
Luke, get that thing, will ya?

We got 'em this time.

Boss Hogg, this is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane.

Listen, the Dukes just went
whizzing by here, full sail.

- 'We've got 'em this time.'
- Rosco, you let 'em be.

Boss, you sure you got
all your cookies in the oven?

I said, I got the Dukes.

I know what you said!
Now, you listen to what I say.

And I say, let 'em be!

You know something, Flash?

Sometimes, it doesn't pay to get
out of bed, does it

No.

Did you see what I saw?

I saw it. I ain't quite
believin' it, though.

I ain't either. But Ol' Boss's got something bad in mind.

And you can
bet the farm on that.

'That armored truck
I'm tellin' you about..'

'Well, it's gonna leave
the Cutlerville National Bank'

with $250,000 of new bills,
at one o'clock sharp.

Then, it's gonna arrive here
in Hazzard, at my bank, at 2:15.

Now, 2:17, you boys hit it.
Then, you high tail out of town.

Be sure to take up trail all
the way back to Coffin Works.

- 'You wait for me there.'

That's all taken care of.

Sheriff Coltrane will make sure
you boys get a clean getaway.

Later, the Sheriff will pick up
the two young men I have in mind

to take the rap
for this whole thing.

Are you sure
this is gonna work?

Work?
Ha ha ha.

Like a charm.

All we need now is that
special delivery package

we're waitin' on.

Yeah, it should be here
anytime now.

So, why don't you boys just
step inside here and relax?

Have a drink.

Half price.

Oh, you always were
a big sport, Mr. Hogg.

Well, the sky's the limit
for friends and I.

Seem kinda funny to you
we ain't hearin' no siren?

Maybe Rosco is sick
or somethin'?

- I don't know.

As soon as you finish doing this
we'll go take a look-see.

It's done.
I'll pass on the look-see.

Why?

Don't think it's a good idea to
look a gift-horse in the mouth.

Round her up.

- 'Yeah.'

- Well, good for you.
- 'Fantastic.'

- Fine.

'So, listen,
I saw that no hitter.'

You know, I'd rather watch her
walk, than eat fried chicken.

- Hi, there.
- Hey there, good lookin'.

How 'bout joinin' my buddy
and me here for a beer?

Well, thanks,
but no thanks.

Let go of my hand. Let go.
Hey, you're hurtin' me.

Listen, I'll tell you what.

I'll trade you
your hand for a beer.

Okay, you got it.

There you go.

Let me go!

Hey!

Looks like I got me
a feisty one, huh?

Hey! Don't be doin' her
like that.

I'd say it's none
of your business there, pal.

You know somethin'?
I just made this my business.

- Let 'em pay it out.
- Easy, easy, easy.

Go on.

Boy, I can't wait to get in
and wet my whistle.

Just don't load more than
you can carry out.

Me? Ha ha ha.

After you.

Holy smoke!

Daisy, what's goin' on?

Oh, these fellows
started gettin' smart with me.

- Cooter told them to--
- Hey, watch out!

Cooter, much obliged,
we'll take it from here.

Hey, y'all be my guest.

Alright!

Nice link, Luke.

What's goin' on?

Oh!

Alright you...o-o-h!

Just freeze it!
Freeze it now!

Freeze!

Ooh!

Alright!

Alright, you Dukes.

I'm arrestin' you
for tearing up Boss' property

and for making me shoot
the chandelier.

Wait a minute, Sheriff. Bo and
Luke had nothin' to do with it.

This fellow here, actin' like
a bull in a cow pasture.

- Yeah, what she said.
- Yeah.

Uh, uh, uh, Rosco,
didn't you hear Daisy Duke?

You can't arrest them
two decent young men

for defending
the lady's honor.

Yeah, but, you see--

Where's your sense of chivalry?

Alright then,
I'll arrest those two.

You can't arrest them
two decent young men

for having a little
harmless fun.

- But you just--

Boss, listen,
I'm just as chivalrous

and humorous as you are.

All well then. Alright, come on.
I'll give you a few lessons.

Now, everybody,
just kiss and make up.

And Daisy, beer for everybody
on the house.

I ain't believing that.

And you're paying
for the chandelier.

On the house? I never heard you
give anything away in your life.

Hey, y'all.

You ever feel like
you're hearing things?

Yeah, right about now.

Well, that ain't the Boss Hogg
we all knew and despise, fellas.

- Yeah, I believe you.
- He got somethin' goin'.

Boss, I think you've gone
squirrelly. Free beer?

Listen, have you contemplated
going to these head doctors?

'Cause I think you got
a couple of screws loose

and you're done
fell off the shelf.

- Yes.

Rosco, let me tell you,
I know exactly what I'm doing.

If you do, why didn't you
let me arrest the Dukes?

'I'll give 'em 30 days
in a slammer.'

When I get through with
what I got in store for 'em

them boys are gonna be
doing 30 years.

Ow!

I threw out my back.

- You already did it.

- It's all your fault.
- Well, I wasn't even near you.

No, but that mutt of yours
parked a carcass in my chair.

Well, that ain't
Flash's fault.

She doesn't have a chair of
her own here in the Boar's Nest.

- Do something!
- Oh!

If my back was out a whack, I'd never ask Rosco to do anything.

He just bites. Anyhow, Bo and
Luke headed back to the farm.

Good news!
Good news, Boss.

See what I got you,
little buddy.

I've got you...a hot water
bottle for your back here.

- Yeah.
- Just lean forward now.

- Just lean it forward.
- Yeah.

Don't do that.

Just lean it forward,
I've to get it back here.

I've got a nice hot water bottle
right back here.

Now, just lie back.

Oh!

Let it go coursing through
your achin' little fat back.

How's that feel?

Rosco, you moron, it's coursing
through the seat of my pants.

You must've left the cap
off the bottle.

Oh, let me check.

- Let me see.
- That's what I did.

- Oh, look at that!
- Don't get it on me.

Listen, Boss--

Don't stand there
like a wart on a frog.

Help me out of my soaking pants,
will ya? I can't stand it.

Now, that's Miz Tisdale
of the U.S. Postal Service.

And she's a case.

She took up bike riding

when her doctor
told her to slow down.

I'll get these, they'll drip dry
and they'll be dry in no time.

There's somebody out there.

- Somebody knocked.

Oh.

Howdy, J.D.

Got a parcel for you.
Special delivery.

Oh glory!
It finally arrived.

Well, put it on the table,
Miz Tisdale.

Rosco, turn me around,
will you?

Yeah.

You gotta sign
for it first, J.D.

Postal regulations,
you know.

Oh, I...Rosco, take these.
I told you to hang 'em up.

Put me up in this chair
so I can sign for...this thing.

Here you go.
J.D. Hogg.

And I need to see
some identification.

Identification?
Well, you know who I am.

Sorry.
No I.D., no delivery.

Postal Regulation says
return to sender.

Alright. Rosco, give Miz Tisdale
the wallet out of my pants.

Come on. Come on.
Give it to her.

There, see my driver's license
with my face on it?

I've seen more flatterin'
pictures in my post office.

Gimme that.

Your legs don't do nothin'
for me, neither.

Dang!

Ha, ha, ha, ha...ooh! Ooh!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
At last! At last! At last!

- It's finally arrived.

Rosco, the day of days
has come.

Ooh, it's come.

Yeah, seven months
of waitin' and $2,000.

But it's gonna be worth
every penny and more.

Are you kiddin' me? You paid
$2,000 for this little box?

- Yes.

The scam of scams.
The sting of stings.

Ha, h, ha. I'll show ya.
Hang them pants up.

I'll put them right here.

Turk, Moody,
come in here.

Give me that.

Yeah, come on.

Boys, look at that.
It's finally arrived.

Ain't that nice?

Now, I'll tell you what.
Let's have a dry run, eh?

Go on.

Rosco, prepare yourself
to see a show

of pure Hogg genius!
Ha, ha, ha.

Oh!

- Yeah.

How long are you gonna be
working on the General here?

We're just about done now,
Uncle Jesse. Why?

I need a spool of barbwire.
Could you pick it up for me?

No problem. Besides,
that'll give us a good excuse

to poke around, see what Boss
and Rosco's up to.

- Looks that way.

You boys be careful.

Remember what happened
to that curious cat.

What happened
to that curious cat, anyways?

Well..

I guess I could
put 'em on now.

Oh, they are still
a little damp.

Somebody's knocking
at the back door.

Yeah, I know. It's my back
that went out, not my hearing.

- Well, go open up.
- Well, I'll just go open up.

Bo and Luke Duke,
what the heck are you--

Haven't you done enough trouble?
Will you put me down?

Listen, I'm serious now.
I'll knock you..

What are you laughing at?

Tell him, boys.

Tell me, boys.

- I'm not Bo.
- And I'm not Luke.

Are you kiddin' me?
You think I'm nuts?

I know Luke when I see him
and I know Bo when I see him.

You are a little hoarse.

Go on, show him, boys.

You...you're gonna tear..

Oh...that's gonna..

Ooh! Ooh-ee! Ooh-ee!
That's...you, too.

Great gobs of galloping
goose grease!

Am I seein'
what I think I see?

Yeah, they're messin' with.
They really had you fooled.

Yeah, but gee,
how did they do that?

Alright, alright.
Come on, come on.

- Come on over here.
- You...you...naughty, naughty.

Yeah, I found this
young fellow in the theatre

who makes up them things
from folk's photographs.

So I got me couple of pictures
of Bo and Luke Duke..

...and that did the trick.

Now come here. Grab that top,
will ya? Come on, pull on it.

Let me show you somethin'.
Look at that.

That's the General Lee.

It's an exact duplicate.

It looks just like it too.

Sure it does.

I found a fellow
to make up this thing too.

Cover it up.

You know something, Boss?
You know what I love about you?

You've always got
some devious little scheme

in the fat little head
of yours. I love it!

I don't know what it is,
but I love it.

Bo and Luke were returning
with the wire.

And their future looked
just about as bright

as the only chicken
in the hen house

and the preacher coming
Sunday for dinner.

- Yup.

'What the heck is that?'

'I don't know. Let's get outta
here before they throw another.'

You better not stop now.

'I can't see where
the heck I'm goin'.'

'Hang on!'

Friends and neighbors, I don't think that jump was planned.

'Think we're airborne.'

- 'I found it.'
- Let's get rid of it.

Luke, think somebody made
these windows..

Bo..

'...a might too small.
Howdy.'

Listen, Boss.

Uh, I get 50 percent
of that armored car loot, right?

Unh-unh-unh,
you get 20 percent.

But...uh...50.

Uh, 22 and a half.

Boss, now that's not fair.

The last time you said that
the next deal would be 50-50.

I did
I never could've done that.

- Alright, I'll tell you what.

- I'll toss you for it.
- Oh, okay.

How about that?
So that'll be fair and square.

Just give me quarter.

- Quarter. Let me see.
- Mm-hmm.

- I got it right there.
- Alright.

Now, heads you get 50 percent,
tails you get 25.

Tails. You lose. You get 10.

- You said 25.

Funny, I don't recollect
that at all.

- Well, you did.
- I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll give you the benefit of the
doubt. You can get 20 percent.

Oh, I appreciate..

Boss, will you give me
back my quarter?

- Give me back my quarter.

- You sure are greedy.
- Well, it's my quarter.

Alright, alright.
Just a minute.

Here, take your quarter
if it means so much to you.

Well, it's just..

'Hogg, you got your ears on?'

Oh, oh, this is, uh..

- Sheriff Rosco--
- Unh-unh! That's for me.

J.D. Hogg here.

'I hear you knocking.
Come on in.'

The birds are in their cages.

Ha, ha, ha.
Ain't that good news?

Yeah, alright, now you boys
know what to do next, don't you?

So you just get to it.
Over and out.

'10-4, Hogg.'

Dat dat dat
dat dat da!

Now then, I'm just gonna
have to clean out my safe here

to get it ready
for all that new money.

All that new money.

Oh!

My back.
I threw it out.

- 'No. Unh-unh.'

Oh, you sure you can't move?

- No, not an inch!
- Good, good.

That's a shame, you know.
I had mine lock up one time.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh my! Can't you
do something for me?

- No, not right this minute.

- 'Cause--
- My ice cream is all melting.

- No, it ain't.

Well, while Ol' Boss' back
was going out

Bo and Luke's backs
were to the wall.

You mind tellin' us
what this is about?

Yeah, we mind.

Did I tell you what a pleasure
it is being captured by y'all?

- Put 'em in dead storage.

'Get it?
Coffin Works, dead storage.'

You know, them boys
are about funny as finding

a rattlesnake in your bed.

- It's looking good, Daisy.
- Thanks.

You know, those boys
should've been back here

an hour ago
with that barbwire.

It ain't like them
to dilly dally

when I send 'em
for something.

Uncle Jesse, they'll be here
in 10 or 15 minutes.

Don't you worry.

Oh, they'd better be.

Down in Cutlerville the wheels were already in motion

as the armored truck set out
for Boss' bank in Hazzard.

Ooh-ooh! Ha ha.

This is how you'll feel.
Very good! Good!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rosco, that ringing ain't
in your head, it's the phone.

Boss, I only got two hands.

Well, use one of 'em
to pick it up, will you?

Oh, that's it.

Hello?

- It's for you.

- Yeah.
- Alright, give it to me.

- Here it is.
- J.D. Hogg speaking.

Oh, it did, when?

Oh! Ha, ha, ha.
Right on schedule.

Alright, bye now.
Rosco, I'm through with it.

- Ah-h!
- Ooh, I'm sorry about that.

Alright, come on, come on.
Get on, get on with it.

That armored truck is due at
my bank in exactly 74 minutes.

Ha, ha. I really outdid myself
this time.

Thanks to my very own Duke boys.

Oh, that's good!

I don't like it.
I just don't like it.

My corn hurts and we ain't heard
nothin' from them boys.

They should've been
back here a long time ago.

Why don't you
raise 'em on the CB?

I tried, they ain't
got their ears on.

I could call Cooter.
Maybe he's heard from them.

Mabel, would you get me
Cooter over to the garage?

Hold your horses.

Hazzard Garage.
Cooter Davenport speaking.

Cooter, this is Jesse Duke.

You haven't seen anything
of the boys, have you?

No, sir, I haven't.
What's up?

I don't know,
and I don't like not knowing.

I'll tell you what,
you keep your eyes open

and Daisy and me
will be by there.

'Yes, sir.'

Let's get goin'.

Better get this stuff on
and get out of here.

Oh, this baby's tight.

'
'

'Let's rock these coffins
back and forth.'

'We can bang 'em, get 'em on
the floor and bust out of here.'

'I got nothing to lose,
but a mouth full of splinters.'

'Okay, go for it.'

Let's go.

Well, the firecracker
was lit at both ends.

And heating up in the middle.

And as Boss kept
a close eye on the clock

time was running out
for Bo and Luke.

Hey, you're leanin' on me.

No, I ain't.
You're leanin' on me.

Well, whichever.
Go the other way, alright?

The other way.

Here goes.

Alright.

'
- You bet.

Come on, Bo,
roll over here.

Right on schedule.

Bo, Luke, do you read me?
This is Shepherd.

So, when and Jesse couldn't
raise the boys on the CB

they headed for town.

Now, y'all know what
they're gonna see.

Let's do it.

Alright, put 'em up.

Now, don't nobody move
till we're out of sight.

Uncle Jesse!

Pull over here.

Egg-sucking dog.

Am I seein'
what I'm seein'?

I was just about to ask
you the same thing.

Go on,
let's get after them.

I wanna see
what this is all about.

Don't stand there gaping!
Get in there!

The Duke boys just robbed
the armored truck.

Go!

They must still be here.
Let's make a run for it.

Go.

Now y'all don't reckon
they're gonna run smack dab

in the middle of their
own chase, do you?

I'm taking odds.

Alright, you make it look good
like we're really after him.

Don't let Jesse or Daisy catch
'em or we blow the whole thing.

- Oh!

- No, no, my back.

Yeah, something like that.
Move it out, go ahead.

Go after 'em.

Remind me next time
to get a taller casket.

- Back to Hazzard.

Those guys got something in mind
for us, I ain't sure what it is.

With all that heavy
artillery they got

we're gonna need some help
talking 'em out of it.

Well, as Bo and Luke
headed for town

their doubles were heading
the opposite way.

Not knowing that Daisy,
Jesse and Cooter

are right on their tails.

And Ol' Rosco was
wringing up the rear.

As usual.

Uh-huh, that's what
I was afraid of.

- I don't know.

But I can't go around
or through them.

Now even if they do
get through this

how'd you like to try
to explain it.

Let's hope General's
flying good today.

'Yee-haw!'

Alright.

- Hang on.
- Okay.

Well, as Bo and Luke
was headed back

to make sure
everybody was alright

and to tell Rosco about them fellas at the ol' Coffin Works

the sign of General Lee heading toward him kind of threw Rosco

into a bit of a tizzy.

You see he thought..

They must've popped their course
coming back like this.

I ain't believing this.
You see what I see?

They're going
right into Rosco's arms.

What are you doing? You ain't
supposed to be doing this.

- You know.

- Yeah, you do.

Well, if we know
and you know..

...what are we whispering about?

We're whispering,
so they won't know.

What are you doing?

- You're the Dukes.
- Right. Ha, yeah.

Now, just who is it
we're supposed to look like?

You're the Dukes that robbed
that armored car

in front of Boss Hogg's bank.

And you're under arrest.

We're what?

Now, hold there, Rosco. I'm sure
these boys got some explanation

for doing what they did.

What we did!

Well, you do have some
explanation, don't you?

I ain't sure what you're talking
about, but we was 20 miles away

from here for
the last three hours.

Three hours tied up
in the Coffin Works.

Yeah, which means we ain't
had time to rob no bank.

Hush! Hush!
Well, we got a witness.

Jesse, he saw you
with his own eye balls.

Well, now, I..

Didn't you, Jesse?

Boys, there ain't nothing in
the world I wouldn't do for you

but I can't lie.

- I did see you.
- You see.

Cooter and I thought--

We thought that we saw you.

Listen, y'all. Me and Bo
ain't lied to you before

and we ain't about to start now.

We was nowhere near
that bank anytime today.

Oh, tiddly toddly.
Tell it to the judge.

Put your hands behind you, I'm
gonna cuff you and stuff you.

Rosco, you're not gonna arrest
my cousins, are you?

You're gonna get me so upset
I'm gonna faint!

I don't blame old Rosco.
I'd have bought that too.

You get out of the way.

Are you nuts? Don't put Daisy's
body in front of my vehicle.

Rosco, can't you see,
the lady has fainted!

- Rosco, do your duty!
- She's obstructing justice.

That stuff back there
make any sense to you?

Not a heck of a lot.

Daisy, Cooter and Uncle Jesse
think they saw us at the bank.

Uh, something's goin' on.
Maybe they all need glasses.

Maybe there's two guys runnin'
around lookin' just like us.

If things weren't bad enough
now, well, just wait.

You see this here truck had been hauling in industrial glue

and was leaking it's cargo
all over the road.

Are you getting the picture?

Sign says the road's closed.

- I see it.
- Hey, hey, let's stop.

Oh, Cletus. Oh, I sure hope
you know what you're doin'.

Of course, I know
what I'm doing.

I watched one of them
chiropractors down in Atlanta.

He said manipulation
is the best thing

to snap the back
back into place.

If this don't help me,
I'm gonna manipulate

your head with my cane.

This is Sheriff Rosco Coltrane
calling his little buddy, Boss.

Uh, you got your ears on?

Come on, stop that
and give me that thing.

Rosco, this is J.D. Hogg here.
You hold on for a sec.

Cletus, you them earplugs
there on the desk?

- Yeah, put them in your ears.

- Well, Cousin Boss--
- Don't back talk me!

Just do like I say.

And don't stop manipulating me

until I'm through
manipulating Rosco.

You got 'em in good and tight?

Goodnight? It's not
even dark yet.

Never mind.

Eh, Rosco, here I am again.

Now, did you do everything
you were supposed to do?

Well, that's a negatory,
little buddy.

Uh, they got clean away,
in fact Bo and Luke did too.

Oh! Alright, alright, alright,
Rosco, now you just listen.

You put out an APB on them
Duke boys right away, you hear?

And then you get your tail
over here on the double.

Well, Boss, you see,
it's not really that simple.

Uh, you see, I'm up here
at Clear Creek Drive.

Would you tell Cooter
to bring his tow truck out..

Rosco, what ain't that simple?

Boss?

Rosco, this is J.D. Hogg!
Now, what ain't that simple?

Cletus!

Oh, oh, oh, you're done.

- I'm sorry.
- Cletus! No, no.

- I got another idea.
- No, no, no!

No, no, no!

You gotta get Cooter!
Get Cooter to get Rosco out!

What's the matter?
Are you deaf?

Oh, no, don't do this.

- Ah! You're hurting me!
- Just relax.

I'm gonna hurt you.

Ha, ha, ha, how's your back?

You say these guys looked
exactly like us, huh?

Oh, yeah, they were
dead ringers.

They had an exact
duplicate of the General.

Uncle Jesse and I thought
we were chasing you

until you passed us
going towards town.

I couldn't believe my eyes.

You suppose they went
to the Coffin Works?

Probably.

I bet they're mixed up
with the fellas who tied us up.

That's what I was thinking.

We owe ourselves a trip
to the Coffin Works.

In case they
didn't go that way

Uncle Jesse and I will
check out Chestnut Trail.

And I better run up
to Indian Springs.

Sounds good to me.
We'll be excused?

- You go ahead.
- Alright.

Daisy and me will
rid up here.

- Okay.

- 'Yeah.'
- Ha ha ha.

'Take care!'

Hogg ain't gonna be
too happy them Duke boys

escapin' before
they were supposed to.

Don't much matter now.

Besides, with Hogg
not able to say anything

and 'em boys on the loose..

...I don't see much
sense in sharing this

with Hogg and the sheriff.

'Not when we can keep it all.'

Maybe hit another bank or two
and lay it off on 'em Dukes.

Moody, I sure like
the way you think.

I'll carry the dough.
You get them mask and wigs.

We ain't through with them
until them Duke boys get caught.

Now remember, Rosco, I want you
to arrest Turk and Moody too.

Oh, oh, for robbing
that armored truck, right?

Why don't you give that brain

back to the pinhead
you took it from. No!

So we won't have to split
any of the money with 'em.

You're gonna have to rig other
charges against Turk and Moody.

Oh. Oh, you know that's
what I love about you.

You sneaky little
rascal you

double-crossing
those doubles.

Well, it's my solemn duty
as a law-abiding citizen.

After all, them
boys is crooks.

Ah! Rosco!
No, no, no, save me!

Now y'all better pay attention.

You see that there General Lee coming at you...ain't.

We use this here
fake General Lee

for a couple more
bank heists. Then dump it.

While this here
General Lee, is.

And is looking for
the one that ain't.

Except it's on the wrong road.

But Daisy and Jesse ain't.

There they are.

'Yeah, that's them, alright.'

'See if you can raise
them on the CB.'

Bo, Luke, we found 'em.

Out on Chestnut Trail
heading west.

Hang tight, Daisy.
We'll meet you there.

They're part of that Duke clan.

How did they catch us..

Ain't nothin' gonna happen
as long as we got this.

'You shoot out the tires.'

Hey, they're shooting!
Watch it!

Watch it!

Now I ask you, with
the boys shooting at you

what would you do
if you caught 'em?

Slack off!

Pull over!

Are you alright?

I'm a little shaken up,
Uncle Jesse.

Get over here.

See if you can raise
Bo and Luke.

First you gotta be able
to see something.

Bo, Luke, we lost 'em.

Now, Rosco, remember

not one word about
arresting Turk and Moody

until after I get
that money away from 'em.

You know, Boss,
I was just thinking.

Oh, yeah? I knew I smelled
something burnin'.

Uh, listen if Turk and Moody,
they don't claim their share

of that money, that means
there's more for us to split.

Ah! You got more
nerve than a toothache.

Their share of that money
is gonna be used to pay me back

for my expenses.

But, but--

One more but outta you

and I'll but your butt
across the county line.

Now you just see how that APB
on Bo and Luke is coming along.

Uh, this is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane

'of Hazzard County
calling Sheriff Little'

'over at Chickasaw County.
Come on.'

This is Little here
back at you.

Any signs of that General Lee?
Come back.

Even if there was,
they'd be in cuffs already.

Uh, just in case
y'all lost track.

Them is the bad guys.

Looks like we
picked up a smokey.

I ain't deaf.
We'd better get into these.

They'll think it
our real faces.

Turk! Moody!

Where are you?

It's me, J.D. Hogg!

And me, Rosco P. Col..

Gave me the creepies. Eee.

Rosco, them boys should've
been back here long time ago.

You know, Boss,
I was just thinking

I didn't see the twin
of the General Lee outside.

Dang! I'm beginning to get
a funny feeling in my stomach.

Well, I don't doubt it. The way
you chow down, you just--

Ah! I wasn't talking about food.

- I sure could use some.
- Yeah, I could use--

Oh, I'm talking about
my 250,000 simoleons.

I think them dirty crooks
stole my stolen money.

Little here to all
Chickasaw deputies.

I'm in pursuit of General Lee
on 71 heading east.

'All cars join in pursuit.'

He ain't after us.

That means he's
tailing our look-alikes.

That road they're on will take
'em across the county line.

If we go across that, we'd
be breaking our probation.

Plus wanted for
armed robbery too.

We got no choice,
we gotta cut 'em off.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd.
Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

Hey, what you got, Bo?

Sheriff Little has our boys
pinned down at 71 moving east.

'
- 10-4!

Little here to all
Chickasaw deputies.

'I repeat, I got the suspects
on 71 heading east'

'and I'm in pursuit.'

- Ooh, that's good news.
- Uh-uh. No, no. No, it ain't.

No, it ain't.

On account of we don't know
which suspects he's pursuing.

We don't know if it's
the real Duke boys

or my phony Duke boys,
Turk and Moody.

And if it is Turk and Moody

Sheriff Little's gonna
get all that money.

'Oh, that is bad news.'

'Not only that, but if
the sheriff finds out'

that Turk and Moody
is wearing them false faces

isn't he gonna trace those
masks right back to you?

- Uh-uh-uh-uh.

To us. Yeah.

But don't leave me here.

Get, get, get in here.

Gotta be able to save some time
cutting across Clear Creek.

- Ha, ha, ha. Bingo.
- Alright.

Two of 'em?

I gotta be working well out of
full set of lights.

And that's a big 10-4.

Bo and Luke.

That sheriff behind 'em can't
help but smell somethin' out.

As long as he doesn't know
which one is which

I think we'll
be home free.

Take that cut off up ahead.

Can you picture
anything crazier

than driving around Hazzard
pretending to be Bo and Luke?

If the law don't get you,
Bo and Luke would.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd.
Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

Our boys just turned off
71 east into Jackson Forest.

You heard me,
I got two General Lees now.

And I want both of 'em!

Hey, there they are.
There they are!

You want me to follow 'em

or just drive
straight on to prison?

Look, we ain't licked yet.

If we can help
Turk and Moody escape

we'll swear Sheriff Little
had double-dished us.

- They're gainin' on us.
- I'm goin' as fast as I can.

Whoops!

- Oh! Ah!
- 'I can't see.'

Stop then, you dodo.

Hey, look, Rosco,
look, over there.

- 'Over there's Bo and Luke.'
- Oh, yeah. Alright, alright.

'Well, cut 'em off, dodo.'

We don't want 'em
to catch Turk and Moody.

Which one is
Turk and Moody?

The ones that look
like Bo and Luke.

What does Bo
and Luke look like?

Oh, like themselves!

Then what's Turk
and Moody look--

Don't argue with me!

Cut 'em off or you'll
have 20 years up the river

to figure out which is which.

- Ooh, ooh.
- Come on.

crash

Ooh. Ooh.

crash

'Oh, no! Now you did it!
Give it to me!'

I'll kill you!

Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.

If you could herd 'em west,
we could maybe corral them

if you know what I mean.

That's a big 10-4
on Shepherd.

We'll turn 'em around
as soon as we catch up to 'em.

'Shepherd, I'll give you
the five count.'

10-4.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One!

If y'all liked that,
you should've seen

ol' Bo play linebacker
for Hazzard High.

He plum wore out two boar hogs as tackling dummies.

Well, the Double Dukes were caught and taken away to jail.

Boss got himself off the hook

by swearin' that he'd
ordered them Dukes masks

as a practical joke
for next Halloween.

How Turk and Moody
got a hold of 'em

and the bogus General Lee,
he hadn't the slightest idea.

Boss is slick.

Bo and Luke were not only
cleared of all the charges

but they got the reward money from the Armored Truck Company

and they gave it to
the Hazzard County Orphanage.

They sure would've liked
to bought that bogus General

for the spare parts, but it
was impounded for evidence.

One set of Bo and Luke
and one General Lee

is enough for
Hazzard County anyway.

So, with just a single
pair of Duke Boys

things were working
normally in Hazzard County

including Boss'
celebrity speed trap.

[Donna Fargo singing
"Lone Star Cowboy"]

♪ Do you still have blue eyes? ♪

♪ Do they still
tell sweet lies? ♪

♪ Do you still think
I take it all too seriously? ♪

♪ Do you still drink too much? ♪

♪ And say things
you don't mean? ♪

♪ What have you been
doing without me? ♪

♪ Do you still live alone? ♪

♪ Do you still have a phone? ♪

♪ Who's on the other end
where I used to be? ♪

♪ Are you ever sorry
you let me say goodbye? ♪

♪ And does the lone star cowboy
ever think of me? ♪

♪ Do you still ride the rodeo?
Do still like Texas swing? ♪

♪ Do you still wear
your cowboy hat ♪

♪ And your big diamond ring? ♪

♪ Do you still love
the bright lights? ♪

♪ And downtown big day ♪

♪ And every now and then
at midnight ♪

♪ Does the lone star cowboy ♪

♪ Ever think of me? ♪

♪ And does the lone
star cowboy ♪

♪ Ever get the blues? ♪

♪ Does he ever hear me
talkin' in his sleep? ♪

♪ Is he still caught up
in the motion ♪

♪ Of trying to keep
himself too lone? ♪

♪ Imprisoned by the bars
that set him free ♪

♪ But there was never a wild
horse that could not be rode ♪

♪ And no lone cowboy
that could not betrothed ♪

♪ Never an outlaw that
could not be changed ♪

♪ With the love in his heart
and a home on the ranch ♪

♪ So what will you do when
the roundup is done? ♪

♪ Will you look back and see
at what you thought was fun? ♪

♪ Was the lone star cowboy
ridin' barebacked and wild? ♪

♪ When he could've
would've saddled ♪

♪ And a California cowgirl
going home in style ♪♪

Folks, you've just heard

another bowl full
of wonderful special attraction.

Let me just say that you

are just as sweet as
you sing, Miss Fargo.

Wait a minute.
Don't go off in a huff.

Well, listen, you already

squared the bail
on your speeding ticket.

Speeding ticket?

Now, I've had to sing
for my supper

but I've never had
to sing for blackmail.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Naughty, naughty
now, and not blackmail.

Listen, you watch
your language, young lady

or I'll have you singing
for three weeks.

No, honey, he doesn't mean that
at all. Justice has been done.

- You're free to go.
- Free.

Thank you.

I hope you come down and sing
for us again some time.