All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E01 Mrs. Daisy Hogg_track3_[eng]

There ain't no way a Hogg

would be attracted to a Duke.

Daisy and I are gettin' married.

What?

Daisy Duke
is marryin' a Hogg.

Ooh!

- I'm not givin' her up.
- Oh!

Oh!

I just can't
stop seein' him.

Somebody done scuffed
my vehicle!

Think thin.

[Waylon Jennings
singing "The Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've ever saw,
been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day
they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way
the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit
more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys,
wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true
modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

It all started out
to be one of them

peaceful Hazzard mornings.

Guess it was
a mite too peaceful.

He's nuts.

Now, friends,
it was only a door banger.

But it sure was about to churn things up for the Dukes.

Especially, Daisy.

Where in the heck did you learn
to drive

Hey, what's the big idea not
yieldin', you country hick?

'I hit the
intersection first.'

We got the right of way.

- You're supposed to stop.
- Oh, horse taters!

Now, frankly, I didn't
see what happened.

I was readin'
these financial reports.

That's just great.
Who the heck are you?

The name is Jamie Lee Hogg.

Jamie Lee Hogg. That's fine.
You're hoggin' a dang road.

Couldn't be any relation to
J.D.?

His nephew from Atlanta.

'Yous the ones
hoggin' the road.'

You're gonna cough up
for the damages.

You're wrong. We ain't gonna
pay you one blame nickel.

Look, you 'caused
that accident.

'You're lyin' through
your teeth, boy.'

How'd you like to lose
yours, boy? Come on!

Alright. Hold it!

Just freeze it
right there, you Duke boys.

Now, what's goin' on here?

Nothing's goin' on. These
two dang near killed us.

I hit the intersection
first, sheriff.

These fellas didn't
yield the right of way.

I-I call that reckless
drivin' if ever I seen it.

You is just lyin' through
your teeth, ain't ya?

- You're askin' for it.
- Give it to me. Come on!

Wait just a minute here.
I'm the sheriff around here.

Don't you see this badge here?
It's says sheriff. S-H-E--

Excuse me, sheriff. There
seems to be some difference of--

Hush! I'm not through yet,
R-I-F--

The name's Jamie Lee Hogg.

Well, I don't care
if your name is...Hogg?

'Jamie Lee Hogg?'

You mean to tell me
you're that rich

and fabulous, wealthy
nephew of Boss Hogg?

- The same.
- Oh, welcome to Hazzard County.

Well, there's no doubt about
who's guilty and who's not.

- Now, hold on--
- Alright, come on, you two.

See you later.

Well, now that door banger
was just the beginning.

Things went downhill
from there.

Old Boss was as happy
as a hog eatin' slop

with this unexpected
visit from his kin.

Especially with the present that his nephew was bringin'

jailin' charges
against the Duke boys.

Jamie Lee Hogg!
Jamie Lee Hogg!

My own baby brother's boy.
Oh, my!

Welcome to Hazzard.
What a surprise!

I heard you had a little
trouble coming into town.

Well, anyhow,
it sure is good to see you.

A real Hogg!
Tall, handsome, charmin'--

- Full of beans.

That ain't no way to talk
about Boss's favorite nephew.

Boss, I caught 'em fightin'
like the third monkey

on the gangplank of Noah's Ark.

Alright, Rosco. Just
take 'em off to the pokey.

'Then you impound that dangerous
orange clunker car of theirs'

until they pay every
penny of the damages

they've done with
their reckless drivin'.

- You can't do that.

Just hold it, hold it, hold it.
What's goin' on here, J.D.?

Oh, Uncle Jesse,
he's tryin' to railroad us.

We had some sort of accident
that weren't no accident.

'That's a load of horse feed.'

This here's my fine outstanding
nephew, Jamie Lee Hogg.

He says you did it. If he says
you did it, you done it.

I say if he's a Hogg, his word
don't mean diddly squat.

From that fire in your eyes,
you must be a Duke.

Daisy Duke's the name,
and you can just back off

from my cousins, 'cause they
didn't do anything to you.

Alright, alright, enough
of this procrastinating.

- Rosco, lock 'em up.
- Right.

Now, just hold it
right there, J.D.

You're gangin' up on my nephews
and I ain't gonna allow it.

Oh, no? Well, let me tell you,
if we're gangin' up on anybody

it's because you Dukes are
a bunch of no-good, worthless

law-breakin' scallywags.

You can't talk to my
Uncle Jesse like that.

- No!

And when it comes to lyin',
and cheatin', and thievin'

you Hoggs
is the worst skunks there is.

Whoa! Wait a minute.
Maybe we could--

Why don't you
just shut your snoot

and put it back
in your trough?

'You see that? That's how she
talks because she's a Duke.'

Jesse, take that niece of yours
and put her over your knee.

Make sure they don't
start no riot.

- Get him off of the street.
- I don't wanna hear anymore!

'Oh-oh, they're gettin' away,
they're gettin' away!'

Cletus, where, where?

Freeze!

Freeze!

There, you see, you see?
There's your proof.

Now, who's breakin'
the law now?

Them precious nephews
of yours are escapin' custody.

That's because you and your
nephew forced 'em into it.

- Oh!
- Ow! Oh, Daisy, Daisy..

Oh, Uncle Jesse.
This is all your doin'.

Oh, don't listen to her.
Come on, Jamie Lee.

Let's go inside.

Why, with these Dukes
about, the air around here

sure is gettin'
awful polluted, come on.

- I'm sorry--
- Hush. Just hush.

I said come on, will you?

And Cooter, you just
fix up my nephew's car, pronto.

And hold the bill
for them Duke boys.

Alright.

Come on, Jamie Lee. Come on.

Just what we need.
Another Hogg in Hazzard.

Yee-haw!

'You caught me right in the
middle of my morning snack.'

- Oh.

I'm havin' belly burgers
smothered in greens.

No, thank you.
You go right ahead.

I will, but you don't
know what you're missin'.

Uncle, did you have to be
so rough on those Dukes?

Don't mention
that name while I'm eating.

What do you
mean rough, anyhow?

Oh, out there. Yeah.

Well, nephew,
you just don't know

what goes on in these
here small towns.

And speakin'
of small towns

what you doin' here
from the big city, anyhow?

I thought maybe my favorite
uncle and I

might do a little business.

Business, huh?
Well, maybe I will.

What kinda business
did you have in mind, nephew?

Now, you know that broken
down old Hogg Grits Mill?

That old grits mill,
I know it.

The one you've been
losing so much money on.

Who said?

I thought I'd take that
off your hands.

Well, if it is losin'
so much money, and mind you

I ain't sayin'
it is, or it ain't

how come you are so
interested in it anyhow?

Oh, I was just gonna
use it as a...tax loss.

'Oh, a tax loss, huh?'

I am willin'
to pay...cash.

Friends, cash is the one word
that rings old Boss's bell.

So the Hoggs started dealin',
and the Dukes, well..

...did you ever try to run
a race in country traffic?

'Come on, truck.'

- Luke, you have to go around.
- I can't. I'm boxed in.

Alright, you Dukes.
Pull in over there.

I'm serious this time.
I got you.

Hey, Rosco, look out!

No, you're not foolin' me.
I don't...aah!

Ooh!

Alright,
we'd better go find Jamie Lee

and that lyin' driver of his.

Meanwhile, back in town

Jamie Lee was headin'
for the local hotel.

And who should he run into,
but..

I'm afraid to think
of what I think is coming.

You've got your cotton pickin'
nerve, Mr. Jamie Lee Hogg.

Comin' into our town
and makin' trouble.

I'm tellin' you,
my cousins never lie.

If they say that accident
wasn't their fault

you can bet
your silly grin it wasn't!

I'm sorry you're so upset,
Miss Duke--

Well, why shouldn't I be?

On account of you,
my blood cousins, Bo and Luke

are runnin' from justice.

Hoggjustice.

You say Hogg as if
it's a dirty word.

As far as us Dukes
are concerned, it is.

I'd like to do something
to change that image.

I'll drop all the charges
against your--

Oh, sure,
just drop all the charges..?

Of course, with an outstanding
character reference like you

why, Bo and Luke
must be telling the truth.

- You ain't jivin' me.
- Certainly not.

I owe you and your family
an apology for all

the heartache I've caused.

That silver-tongued snake.

Car's all fixed, Jamie Lee.

There's a call
coming in for ya.

Excuse me, Ms. Duke.

Oh, Daisy, don't you be
thinking that.

It's the boss
calling from Savannah.

- 'Hey, Roy.'

Sure is. I made a deal
on that grits mill.

Great. Get everything rolling.
Make sure nothing goes wrong.

There's millions in this for us.
Keep in touch.

Put that away, Floyd.

Oh.

And about that accident,
we're coolin' it.

I knew that boy was
nothing but low rent.

I'm sorry
we were interrupted.

Is there some place
we can go and talk?

Well, there's
the Boar's Nest.

Well, shall we, Ms. Duke?

- Daisy.
- Daisy.

Okay, Jamie Lee.

I knew he'd get her
in the car.

Thank you.

Well, the boys
had lost old Rosco

but their trouble part
was just a bargain.

Ain't that there
Jamie Lee's car?

- Sure is.
- Let's get 'em.

Jamie Lee, pull over.

Careful!

Danged if Daisy ain't fallin'
for old silver tongue.

And the Duke boys
are just fallin'. Shoot.

- Those are my cousins.
- Hey, they hit me.

Alright, jerks, now
you're really asking for it..

Daisy, what are you
doing with these two guys?

- Jamie Lee dropped all charges.

He dropped all the charges.
You boys are in the clear.

- Sorry about that.

You fellas sure
took me by surprise.

I'm sorry too.

'Chalk the whole thing up
to one big misunderstanding.'

'Isn't it somethin'?'

Jamie Lee sure isn't
what he appeared to be, huh?

Just hold it right there,
you Duke boys.

I got ya this time.
You're not gonna get away.

I'm gonna cuff you and stuff ya.

Put the gun away, sheriff.
No need to arrest them.

- I'm droppin' the charges.

You're a Hogg, aren't you?
Hogg don't do good for nobody.

Well, this one does.
We'll see you later, huh?

See you, fellas.

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!

I was about to say
the same thing. More or less.

What?

What'd you say?

Come on, repeat that.

I said Jamie Lee dropped
the charges on the Duke boys.

- Yeah, he dropped the charges.
- Mm-hmm.

Now, that's bad enough, but no,
repeat that other part.

Well, it appears to me
like Jamie Lee Hogg

is sweet on Daisy Duke.

Well, it appears to me
you don't know sweet from sour.

- No!

What you say is absolutely,
positively, dang impossible!

- Yeah.

There ain't no way a Hogg
would be attracted to a Duke.

- Ooh.
- Huh!

I've seen it,
but ain't believin' it.

Don't see how a self-respecting
Duke can like a Hogg.

There ain't no way.

Absolutely ain't no way.

Maybe, just maybe, mind ya

this Jamie Lee might be
a different kinda Hogg.

He dropped the charges
and apologized.

Daisy likes him.
He might be an alright fella.

An alright fella,
my shovel.

Scratch any Hogg
deep enough, you're bound

to find something rotten.

True. Sad, but true.

Well, old Bo was right.

Jamie Lee is really
making money.

And I mean making money.

- Jamie!
- Daisy!

Boy, that fella
sure do work fast.

Now, I don't know
about y'all..

but I'm sure gettin'
a sinkin' feelin'.

Nice little spot
I wanna show you up here.

Jamie.

Oh, I can't believe
this is happening.

How am I gonna catch all the
butterflies you make me feel?

You're really
something special.

Jamie Lee Hogg,
if what I hear is true

there's something I gotta tell
you and lay down the law.

You're my baby brother's boy,
and he ain't here to tell you.

So I'm gonna have to be
your daddy in his place.

And I'm gonna have
to insist that you stop

runnin' around
with Daisy Duke.

I'm gonna have to insist
that you cease and desist

from having any contact
whatsoever with that female.

I mean, just being seen with her
is ruinin' our family image.

Well, I'm sorry you feel
that way, Uncle Jefferson.

Daisy's a fine girl,
and I'm not giving her up.

- Yeah, but-but--
- Now, if you'll excuse me, sir.

Jamie Lee, now listen..

What? Wait a minute here.
I ain't finished.

- I know it.

Did you hear that?
I mean, my own flesh and blood.

My very image.

And he wants to socialize
with them Dukes.

Oh, it's enough to give
my Hogg blood a conniption.

Uh, listen, Boss, if you
don't mind me saying so

you know that Jamie Lee ain't
exactly like your image.

- No.

I mean, he's got
a full set of hair

and he ain't got
your beady brown eyes.

And your fat
chubby little cheeks.

And your little..

Listen, listen here.

I got to tell ya something,
and I don't know how to say it..

Well, don't beat
around the bush.

Go on, say it.

Well, it's hard.

He's nice.

I knew it! I knew it!
And that's what worries me!

Ohh!

And meanwhile,
over at the Duke farm

well, there's more
of the same going on.

Daisy, ever since
you started seeing fellas

there ain't never been one that
I asked you to stop seeing.

Well, I just don't think this
Jamie Lee fella is right for ya.

Jamie Lee is
the kindest, sweetest

gentlest, smartest

best thing
that ever happened to me.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
I just can't stop seein' him.

I hurt her bad.

- Maybe we're wrong.
- Maybe we're right.

We gotta check out
this Jamie Lee.

Settle this
once and for all.

Well..

...don't let her know
what you're doin'.

I don't want to hurt her
any worse than I already have.

Don't worry.

And so, for openers

Luke called a newspaper pal
of his in Atlanta

and started digging.

Okay, thanks a lot, Scoop.

Bo says hey. Give our best
to the kids. Adios.

For some rich, successful,
hotshot who made a fortune

in the market, ain't nobody in
Atlanta heard of Jamie Lee Hogg.

Scoop says he checked the news
desk, the business editors

society editor,
nobody's heard a thing.

We don't know what the heck
he's doing in Hazzard.

Especially don't know why
he bought that old grits mill.

Well, it's next on the list.

- Get in.
- Alright.

Get these boxes unloaded.
Hurry it up.

Don't you know any speed
but too fast?

You got a lot of room to talk.

I'll see you later, honey.

- Mm.
- Bye.

Bye.

I ain't never seen Daisy
this far gone on a fella.

And it would have to be
with a dang Hogg.

'He better watch himself.'

One step out of line,
he'll have to answer me.

He steps outta line, he's gonna
have to answer to both of us.

Come on.

Bo, get down.

I can tell y'all one thing,
old Boss is gonna be upset.

He ain't gonna mind Jamie Lee doing a bit of counterfeiting

but Boss sure don't want Jamie working for no Yankee.

A rough looking customer.

Let's get down there, see if
we can't get a better look.

Watch yourself.

'Have you been working hard?'

Well, let's take a look around.

'Hey, Luke, look at this.'

It says here that
this car is registered

to the Dixie Praline
Company in Savannah.

Hey, look at these here bottles.

Shine?
- Not unless it's green shine.

Looks like some sort
of printer's ink.

'...in the back
of that car. Hurry up.'

Come on, come on.

That grits mill was beginning
to look like a camp meet

with everybody showin' up.

- Hey, Boss--
- Just shush!

Just shush-shush!

Boss, what the heck
are we doing here anyway?

Well, I wanna check up
on my nephew, Jamie Lee.

Jamie Lee's not
acting like a Hogg, is he?

He acts like he's gone
plumb out of his mind.

- It could be.

That's why
I wanna take a gander.

See what he's got goin' on
at this old grits mill.

And I'm praying for his sake
it ain't nothin' above board.

Well, let's go take a look-see.

Just be quiet.
Don't make a sound.

I won't make a sound.

Oooh!

'Rosco! Come on.'

Pretty hard to believe..

The Duke boys!
Wait a minute!

What are you two doing here?
Little snipe huntin' or what?

- Rosco, arrest them.
- You're right.

You're under arrest.

- I was about to ask that.

For trespassing on private
property, that's what's for.

Boss, you've gotta be
out of your mind.

No, he ain't out of his mind.

Now, I'm gonna show that
goody two-shoes nephew of mine

that all you Dukes
belong in the hoosegow!

- Alright, put out your hands.
- Him first.

Yeah, what about my feet?

No, Rosco! Ooh!

- Ooh!
- Rosco, you mud hole!

Look what you...
you slapped them cuffs on me.

I didn't know they'd fit
on your pudgy little wrist.

That's 'cause you didn't use
your pudgy little brain.

Get me out of this, will ya,
before them Duke boys escape.

- Bad news, bad news.

- The keys are in the car.
- Well, come on, help me.

Ooh!

Here, you little
fat bunny rabbit.

Alright, let's go.

Good thing we made a getaway.

We ain't gonna do Daisy
no good behind bars.

Well, how about that?

They're shippin' out
that funny money

all over the country
in cases of grits.

That just goes to show you how much grits is catching on.

Jamie! Jamie Lee!

That's Hogg's sweetie pie.

Quick, pass everything.

I'll be right with you, honey.

'Jamie Lee!'

- Hi, baby!
- I miss you too, honey..

You left your wallet
in the jeep.

I told you, sugar, you're making
me do some strange things.

- Thanks.

Hey..

Jamie!

What you got here?
Three hundred dollars?

Ah, yes, we were just checking
through the petty cash.

- Thanks again, honey.

- Bye, Floyd.
- Bye, Ms. Daisy.

You're startin' to pick up after
me now.

I'm even starting to like it.

I'll-I'll let you
get back to your work. Bye.

Bye-bye.

That chick saw
these hot bills.

But she couldn't tell
they were phony.

Well, how do we know?

No telling what else
she's seen or heard.

We got a perfect setup, and you
gotta start playing around.

- Now, look, Mr. Land--
- No, you look!

All my life I've been searching
for a deal like this

and I ain't lettin' it
go down the drain.

- You'll have to put her away.
- I can't.

I've fallen in love with her.

Look, pretty boy. I got
millions riding on this.

You do something
about her...or I will.

Bo..

If any of y'all ever
drive through Hazzard

well, you might remember
that if it's got wheels

folks tend to wanna race it.

Do something. Think thin.

Phew! Uh, hey!

Sometimes things just work out.

Look at that.
Look at that.

And sometimes they doesn't.

'Nothin' hurt but your pride,
looks like. Let's go.'

'Bo, you better get us
over to a payphone.'

'Check out that registration.'

Come back here!

Here, take my gun. Move it.

Wait a minute, Mr. Landry.

If you're worried
about Daisy talkin'..

...I have another way
of shuttin' her up.

- Sure you have.
- I don't have to kill her.

- I could marry her.
- He's flippin' out.

If she's my wife, she can't
legally testify against me.

That's the law
in all 50 states.

- No way she'd blow the whistle.
- I know the law.

But I don't get it.
You'd really marry this chick?

I sure would. I love her.

Meanwhile, like everybody says

the buttermilk's
getting thicker.

And the Duke boys
were puttin' in a call

to Savannah information.

Operator, I'd like the number
for the Dixie Praline Company.

'Yeah, that's it.'

What's that? You got no number
for them

Hold on a minute.
I just asked.

Alright, thanks a lot,
much obliged.

A phony registration.
That figures.

Yeah. It means the
driver's probably phony too.

With Jamie Lee mixed up
with somebody like that

you can bet there's
trouble brewing somewhere.

Much as I hate this, looks like
you and me got to talk to Daisy.

- Come on.

- Then you do it.

- Come on.
- Hey, you're older.

- Not much.
- Enough.

Uh-oh, I been a-dreadin' this.

Marry you?

You'd make me the happiest man
in the entire state of Georgia.

Jamie, what are
our families gonna say?

Doesn't matter if we
get married right away.

It matters to me.

I'll tell you what, darling.

We'll have a get-together,
make the announcement.

When they see
how much in love we are

they couldn't
possibly object.

- Say yes.

That's gonna take
some gettin' used too.

But I like the sound
of it already. I accept.

Friends, that comes on like
a mouth full of root canals.

I got a premonition
and I ain't too happy about it.

And so Daisy and Jamie Lee each invited everybody to a meeting

for an important announcement.

Daisy and I are
gettin' married!

There's nothing like a wedding to draw folks together.

Married? Married!
Over my dead body you are!

Daisy, marriage is a very
serious thing now.

Jamie Lee Hogg, you ain't
getting yourself hitched up

to no no-account Duke.

What do you mean no-account
Duke, you over swilled Hogg?

You calm down,
Uncle Jefferson.

Calm down? When I'm
facing a family disgrace?

I can hear ten generations of
Hoggs spinning in their graves.

- Spinnin'.
- Spinning at the trough.

Wait a minute, Jesse Duke.

Don't talk to me
like that. No siree, Bob!

I don't want to hear language
like that in Boar's Nest.

Dang fuel pump! Every time we
wanna get somewheres in a hurry.

Well, if you didn't take
so dang long to fix it.

- Maybe we'd get there.
- You could've helped me.

Hope we're in time to stop Daisy
from doing something foolish.

I'd help you if I knew about
mechanics, all I do is drive.

'One, Jesse Duke, you hush up!'

Two, I'm telling you, Jamie Lee

you can put this marriage
right out of your mind.

Daisy, you just can't go
jumping into this thing.

I know, Uncle Jesse.
We love each other.

Oh, speak for yourself. Ain't no
way a Hogg can love a Duke.

- Now, wait a minute--

We are too late.

Daisy, hold on a minute.

We gotta talk to you.

Good news, good news,
those Dukes.

Alright, you Dukes,
you're under arrest.

- And this time I'm gonna--
- Forget it.

Forget it.
Forget it?

- Yeah, forget it.

- 'They trespassed illegally.'
- 'Oh, that's small potatoes.'

Right now, I'm facing
a real catastrophe.

Uncle Jefferson, Mr. Duke.

'Daisy and I truly
wanna be married.'

'We'd love to do it
with your blessin'.'

Yes, please, Uncle Jesse.

Uh-uh, absolutely not.

'But Uncle Jefferson--'

Boy, I got to talk to you.

You listen to me
and you listen good.

We don't mean to give
you no advice about nothin'.

Some things about this Jamie Lee
that we can't pin down.

Listen to the boys now, Daisy.

They're only saying it
for your own good.

Please, all of you.

For the first time in
my life I'm really in love.

Now, you can't hold me back.
Bird's gotta fly.

'Oh, I heard that.'

Well, you can fly
all you want.

Only you ain't makin'
no nest with no Hogg.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jefferson,
I don't care what you say

I'm marrying Daisy.

And I'm sorry too.

I know y'all are just condemning
Jamie Lee cause of his name.

But it don't matter to me,
I'm gonna be a Hogg.

I'm gonna be
Mrs. Daisy Hogg.

I can't stand it! I can't stand
the sound of that name!

- Rosco.
- I know.

Little fat buddy, I know.
It even gives me a quease.

Yes, sir.
Oh, what a mess.

Well, so I'll tell you
one thing.

Folks hadn't been this shook up

since they heard Sherman
was marching on Hazzard.

Did you hear?
A Duke's marrying a Hogg!

'A Duke's marrying a Hogg..'

Hey, Duke's marrying a Hogg!

Hey, Tim, you hear the news?
Daisy Duke is marrying a Hogg.

Aah!

Tim, you alright?

Yeah, yeah, I'm alright.

Now, some folks
sure took it hard.

- Rosco.

Do you realize that if
Daisy Duke and Jamie Lee Hogg

get married...them Duke boys
will be my Hogg

Oh..

And who am I gonna chase? You
know, I can't arrest relatives.

Yeah, I've always made
that my prime rule.

And being relatives,
they'd be entitled to a cut

of your cut of the take.

That little, huh?

Can you imagine me looking over
the Thanksgivin' table

and seein' Dukes on
the other side of the turkey

stuffing, cranberry
sauce, candied yams

giblet gravy, pumpkin pie,
and ice cream?

Be enough to make me
lose my appetite.

It makes me hungry.

Little fat buddy, you just go
ahead and cry. Get it all out.

Listen, there ain't no shame
in that. Here, use my hanky.

You go ahead.

Uh! Aah!

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke
were still trying to find out

the truth about Jamie Lee.

And Luke suddenly remembered
about that green ink

that he saw at the grits mill.

Mr. Pruitt!

- Oh, howdy, boys.

Luke and me's
got a question.

What would somebody want
green printer's ink for?

Now, just what kind of green
printer's ink you talking about?

I got a good look at the bottle.

It was, uh,
medium fine, shade 4C.

That's the type usually used
for fine detailed printin'

or artwork, or designin'.

Or if you're the US mint,
for printin' money.

- Yes.

I've been of any help to you?

- Yes, sir.
- A lot of help.

- Much obliged.
- Thank you, Mr. Pruitt.

You thinking
what I'm thinking?

You bet. Old grits mill, green
ink and that buddy of his.

Printin' money..

He's up to some counterfeitin',
sounds like to me.

- Let's go.
- Let's do it.

Now, believe me, love.

The way our families
are carryin' on

we got no choice but to go
across the border to Greenville.

Let the justice
of the peace marry us.

- Yeah.

Jamie, I..

My Uncle Jesse and the boys...
I can't do that to them.

- I do have to think it over.
- That's alright, honey.

I got to go back to the mill.
Meet me there at about 3:00?

And I hope you
think it over my way.

'Okay, get it up there now.'

'Come on, we gotta get this
shipping on the road.'

'Come on, get that box
over in the corner.'

'Alright, tie it down right.'

'You guys are slower than
asses.'

'Let's go. Come on.'

- Come on.
- Alright.

Hey, look, there's some more
of them little green bottles.

Looks like they're
packing grits alright.

Maybe they're puttin'
a prize in each package too.

'Hard to see exactly what's
goin' on, but somethin' is.'

You know, I used to have
a teacher that did that.

Hey, look out, Luke!

Hold it!

'Okay, get 'em up,
you two.'

Bo and Luke Duke,
what are you doing here?

I caught 'em
snooping around, that's what.

Snooping? We's from the bride's
side of the family.

We stopped by to get
grits for the ceremony.

Because we heard that y'alls
grits were the best in Hazzard.

You and your big fat ideas.
I told you.

You should've
knocked off that chick.

What are you talking about?

Jamie Lee, what'd you get
our cousin into?

I'm sorry, fellas, I never
intended to get her involved--

Oh, can the soap opera, Hogg.

Tie and gag those two rubes.

'Let's start packin'.
We're moving out fast.'

Daisy's meeting me
here at 3:00.

Good. That's the first
good thing you've done.

We're taking her with us.

Wait. You can't do that. What
kinda snake are you anyway?

- Tie them up fast or I will.
- You shut up, cowboy.

Alright now..

Move, lover boy, let's go.

Well, it sure looks like Daisy's done made her decision.

For my money,
it's the wrong one.

Now, Boss had Cletus
staking out the farm.

He figured 'em two lovers
might try to elope.

Cletus called Boss,
who called Jesse.

Nothing makes enemies work together like mutual adversity.

That right, Jesse.
That's right. They eloped.

'We don't ever agree
on nothing nohow.'

- You can say that again.
- We gotta band together now.

We must stop this horrible
event from occurring.

'Right you are, J.D.
Right you are.'

I'll meet you at the junction.
I'm on my way.

Elope? I can't imagine.

Daisy elopin'?
No way. That can't be.

Okay, we're about
ready to roll.

Hi, honey.

- Guess what my answer is.
- Yeah.

Yes!

Now, look, honey, I gotta make
an emergency delivery.

But I'll be right back.

- Enough of this jiving, Hogg.

- You're coming with us.

- You'll soon find out, sugar.

Mr. Landry,
leave her out of this.

Are you kiddin'?

She's gonna guarantee
a safe passage out of here.

Into the car, both of you.

Come here..

Come on. Let us see
what's going on down there.

Looks like they're havin' one
of 'em old shotgun weddings

but he's usin' a pistol.

You keep your hands
off of her!

Jamie!

- And my Daisy.

Move!

We gotta get down there
and stop 'em. Come on.

Come on! Come on,
let's go. Come on.

Yeah, alright, move it!

Get in, get in. I gotta get
this thing started.

'Come on now.
Alright, let them go first.'

'You go first there.
Here, I'm goin'.'

Now, alright, here we go..

- Hey, Roscoe.
'

Wait for me.

And wait for me.

- Wait for me too.
- Cletus!

Go! Go!

'Don't let it stop ya.
Keep moving, that's it.'

'We got 'em, sheriff!'

Oh, dang!

Kinda like you quiet.

Uh, thanks a lot.

Uh!

- They've got Daisy.
- We gotta catch 'em.

- Come on. Let's get outta here.
- Right.

Hey, Roscoe, you lose 'em

and I'll have your badge,
you hear me?

Now, come on, come on!

Better get a move on it
if we're gonna catch 'em.

Uncle Jesse's with 'em.

They all look alright,
though. We can't stop. Go on.

Wise up, sugar.

He was only marrying you
to shut you up.

You think I was
dumb enough to fall for

all of that phony stuff
about loving me?

I do love you, and
I meant what I said.

Landry, let her go,
and she'll promise not to talk.

I ain't promising
no such thing.

- Open her up, Floyd.
- You got it.

Give him a little
business of our own.

'Gotcha.'

Alright!

- That's one down.
- Yeah!

- 'Let's go get number two.'
- 'You got it.'

Can't you go
a little faster, Rosco?

Ah, would you get
that mutt away from me?

- Flash, behave yourself.
- Sheriff!

Oh, somebody
done scuffed my vehicle.

Look, sheriff, now
you got air conditioning.

I'd like to air condition
your head, you dipstick.

Will you two just stop..

- Yeah!
- And there's two.

- Let's go get Daisy.
- Alright.

Done scuffed this thing
to a nub.

Pay attention to the road.

Honey, please,
let me handle this.

Don't honey me, you phony!

I ain't goin' with you
no place, nohow.

- Stop the car. I'm gettin' out.
- Forget it, honey.

You sit back nice and peaceful,
or I'll waste you right here.

Better slow down and give
Daisy a fighting chance.

Looks like
some sort of ruckus up ahead.

- Okay, you askin' for it.
- No, Landry, don't!

You stay out of this,
or you gonna get it too.

- Hang on to that.
- You be real careful.

- This one counts.
- Got it.

- Hold it steady, Bo.
- 'Gotcha.'

Daisy, no!

Who you reckon's
gonna end up with that gun?

Don't worry,
she'll be alright.

I hope so.

All of y'all, I mean it.
Stay right there.

Well, alright!

- Yeah, I'm alright.

I didn't get married,
but I'm alright.

Well, there you have it, folks.

The counterfeiting ring
was finally broken.

But so was Daisy's heart.

Bye, Jamie.

Bye-bye, Daisy.

I sure wish we'd met
a lot sooner.

Yeah, it could have been
something real special.

'I guess it just
wasn't meant to be.'

Jamie.

Well, you got my sympathy, J.D.

When your own kin lets
you down, it's gotta hurt.

It does, it does, Jesse.

I wanna thank you. Very kind
there, for your sympathy.

I mean, I know
you know how I feel.

And you don't know
how lucky you are

havin' two nephews who are
dyed-in-the-wool criminals.

Them boys ain't criminals.

Then what else are they?

Well, they're just
good old country boys--

Yeah, and they only stay to..

You know, though I'm glad
there wasn't no weddin'

ain't it amazin' how love can bring enemies together

even for a short time,
especially in Hazzard County?