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[ROCK MUSIC]
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Blake, buddy, there's something
I wanna talk to you about.
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- Mary-Louise and I...
- Who?
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Ms. Bennigan.
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Hello.
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We've been spending a lot
of time together, and, well...
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she's my girlfriend now.
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And because you and I are a team,
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I wanna make sure that my
star player's okay with that.
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What do you say?
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- Weird.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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Great talk.
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- [VOCALIZES SIGH]
- What's wrong?
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If you don't know, then
you're part of the problem.
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Okay, I was only asking to be polite.
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I really don't care.
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I'm seriously outraged.
I started watching the news,
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and things are, like, really bad.
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Wait, you just started
watching the news?
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Yes, ever since
my best friend Kimi died,
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I've wanted to make a difference
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and become more aware
of the world around me.
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Did you guys know immigrants
are treated terribly?
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- And as an immigrant myself...
- You're from Indiana.
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Yeah, I immigrated from
Indiana to Chicago, Cecelia.
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Get woke.
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Chelsea, Blake's in your class, right?
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I don't know, I think so.
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Every year it's just small
people with different faces.
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Will you keep an eye on him?
Last night we told him
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we're officially dating,
and it was weird.
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- Why was it weird?
- Because he said "weird."
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Then threw a ball against
the garage for 45 minutes.
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It's not surprising.
I mean, it's hard enough
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for kids to accept when
their parents start dating
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someone new,
let alone their old teacher.
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Oh, yeah. Growing up,
my dad went on a date
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with my summer swim instructor,
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so I set the pool house on fire.
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- Deb, that's arson.
- You know how kids are.
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Bottom line is,
if the kid doesn't like you,
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your relationship is screwed.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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But I think if he gets to know me
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he'll find out I'm pretty cool.
[CHUCKLES]
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Uh-huh.
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♪ ♪
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Guys, I need you
to stop painting on the desks.
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You said the world was our canvass.
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You're sending mixed messages.
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- No.
- [GASPS, SIGHS]
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The world is seriously so screwed up.
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And what're we gonna do about Kim?
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Not Kardashian.
The fat, bad one in Korea.
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People need to wake up.
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It's up to us to change the world.
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You are such a hypocrite.
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What have you done to change the world?
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- All you do is tweet.
- No, I retweet.
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That means I agree with
and support others' ideas.
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The only way things are
really gonna change
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are if people get out
from behind their computers
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- and actually do something.
- Ooh, that is good.
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- I'm gonna tweet that.
- Stop.
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I'm volunteering at
the hospital tomorrow night.
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- Why don't you come with me?
- I'm busy.
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- Doing what?
- [SIGHS] Okay, you got me.
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What're you doing at the hospital?
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Reading to comatose patients.
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Fine, I'm in. [GASPS]
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Have you ever seen
"While You Were Sleeping"?
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Maybe some rich hottie
with caterpillar eyebrows
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will wake up from his coma
and think I'm his fiancé.
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♪ ♪
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[CELL PHONE CAMERA SNAPS]
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Ooh, are we making paper dolls?
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I'm surprisingly good
at cutting out tiny shoes.
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These digits are
more nimble than they look.
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It's not a paper doll.
It's Flat Bradley.
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My nephew in Japan mailed him to me.
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I have to take photos with him
so his Japanese classmates
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can learn about America.
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Flat Bradley is such a fun
way for students to learn
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about other parts of the world.
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I brought my niece's Flat
Bradley to Montauk with me.
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I took photos of him playing
grass court tennis
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and sipping a mint julep. [GIGGLES]
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What? It was just a sip.
Everybody needs a fun aunt.
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Why don't you take
Mr. Bradley to the Bean?
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Or to Navy Pier.
Don't you want your nephew
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to get the real Chicago experience?
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If that was the case, I'd mail him back
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with a bullet hole and a note
that said he loved it.
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- Deb.
- I'm pregnant.
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I'm not gonna drag this scrap
paper all over the city.
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You cannot send these photos to Japan.
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You're representing America.
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And this lighting isn't
doing your coloring any favors.
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Why don't you let us help you?
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- We live for photography.
- You do?
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We're currently photoshopping ourselves
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into Anne Geddes images
for our Christmas card.
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You're gonna die when you see
Toby napping in a watermelon.
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- Adorable.
- Oh, this will be great.
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We'll photoshop you and Flat Bradley
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into Chicagoland hot spots,
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and we can take the photos
right here at school.
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- Okay, fine.
- [GASPS]
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As long as it's easy and
I don't have to go anywhere.
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So easy.
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I'll start pulling images
from the internet
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and calculate the direction of the light
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in the source material.
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I'll put together a mobile light package
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and round up foreground elements
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once we've locked our backgrounds.
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[SHRIEKS] This is gonna be a hoot.
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[LAUGHTER]
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♪ ♪
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Thanks for watching
Blake and his friends.
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I didn't wanna cancel scary movie night
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just because a possum is
stranded in a highway median.
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No problem. It'll be a blast.
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Plus I have some spooky
party tricks up my sleeve.
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[LAUGHS] You don't have
to entertain them.
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They'll just be watching the movie.
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Be back in a few hours.
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Who's hungry?
- Shh.
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We're watching the movie.
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I just wanted to bring you
some snacks, but it's funny,
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all the food in the kitchen
mysteriously disappeared.
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So I had to go outside
and dig up some...
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mud and worms!
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Jeez, my grandma got me these pants.
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I vant to suck your bl...
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♪ ♪
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[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]
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♪ ♪
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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What do you mean have
I checked the children?
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Seriously, stop.
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Did you just say the calls
are coming from...
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inside the house?
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Ah!
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That doesn't even make sense.
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So the scary guy that was calling
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just told you he was
calling from inside the house?
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We've practically missed
the whole movie because of you.
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Well, you're not missing much.
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Billy Bob and the killer
decapitate each other
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at the exact same time at the end.
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ALL: Ugh.
- Are you kidding me?
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I'll go now.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]
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- Your mom sucks.
- She's not my mom.
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She's just some lady my dad likes.
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♪ ♪
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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Blake's really excited
to go camping this weekend.
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He's been collecting spiders
all week to throw in the fire.
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Mm-hmm.
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Is everything okay?
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I don't think Blake likes me.
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Is this because of his
reaction when I told him
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that you were my girlfriend?
Don't take that personally.
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He can't emote while he's eating.
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No, it's more than that.
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Last night I tried bonding with
him, but he wasn't interested.
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I just don't know how this is gonna work
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if your son doesn't like me.
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Oh, no, this is over, isn't it?
You're gonna break up with me.
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Oh, no, I can't believe it's over.
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[CHUCKLING] Whoa, calm down.
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I am not breaking up with you.
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Blake just needs to get
to know you better.
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Why don't you come with us this weekend?
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Camping? I don't know.
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I've never really been before.
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- What about Rapture Camp?
- That's not really camping.
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We just leave behind all of
our earthly possessions
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and wait in the woods.
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Well, this is gonna be
a little bit different.
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- Okay. Do I need a gun?
- No.
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- For snakes?
- Nope.
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Okay, I guess if I see a snake,
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I'll just bash it
over the head with a rock.
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♪ ♪
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"Li Min sat alone in the
corner of her damp, dank cell.
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"Was she truly alive if she
couldn't go where she wanted,
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"communicate with people she loved?
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"She found herself praying for death,
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"a sweet release from
her meaningless life."
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[SNORING]
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- Chelsea, wake up.
- Oh.
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- What?
- You fell asleep.
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I'm sorry, but your reading
is putting me into a coma.
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Do you wanna read the next chapter?
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This lady doesn't even know we're here.
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What's the point of giving back
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if they can't even say "thank you"?
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She can hear us.
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We should be doing something
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that will actually help these people.
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♪ ♪
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There you go...
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Janice. You look beautiful.
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- What're you doing?
- Giving Janice a makeover.
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Why would anyone wanna wake up
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when they look like a cold, dead fish.
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Now she looks beautiful and fierce.
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Isn't that right, Janice?
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See? She likes it.
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[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC]
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Give me a smile, Deb.
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Now, Deb, think about the hot dog.
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- What?
- The genuine Chicago dog.
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- Think about it.
- You can smell the hot dog.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It smells like summer,
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like childhood, like America.
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And this makes you proud. Be proud, Deb.
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♪ ♪
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That's your proud?
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- She's not delivering.
- I know. Okay.
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Forget pride.
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Uh, you're a fiery Chicago broad
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who curses every third word.
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That's it, yes.
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And all you want is that hot dog,
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so you gotta go out
and get that hot dog.
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Look at the dog. Look at the dog.
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- Yeah.
- Look at the dog.
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Look at the dog.
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[BLUES GUITAR MUSIC]
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That's really nice, hon,
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but I don't think we'll use it.
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Yeah, there's not even a river.
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Oh, well, I blew it up anyway.
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Just in case.
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[GASPS] Oh! And I brought this
water filtration bottle
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that can recycle urine
into potable water.
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I could go now and in ten minutes
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we could all have a glass.
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Oh, we have drinking water.
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Why don't you and Blake
go gather some sticks
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while I finish pitching the tent?
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Okay. Come on, partner.
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Why are you talking like a cowboy?
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I have no idea. Now, giddy up.
253
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,926
[CHUCKLES] I'm sorry.
254
00:10:05,995 --> 00:10:08,714
Dagnabbit... ah, I did it again.
255
00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:10,628
[POP MUSIC]
256
00:10:12,268 --> 00:10:13,628
[HAIR DRYER WHOOSHES]
257
00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:15,925
It's all about the volume, Irma.
258
00:10:16,539 --> 00:10:19,600
[GASPS] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
259
00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:20,902
- [ALARM BLARES]
- Nurse, help.
260
00:10:21,911 --> 00:10:23,144
Thank God you're here.
261
00:10:23,212 --> 00:10:25,579
I can't leave her with half a blowout.
262
00:10:25,648 --> 00:10:26,941
[ROCK MUSIC]
263
00:10:32,789 --> 00:10:34,540
What're you doing?
264
00:10:34,123 --> 00:10:35,746
Throwing away the tree garbage.
265
00:10:36,222 --> 00:10:37,816
The sticks are for the fire.
266
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,280
- Oh, right.
- [SIGHS]
267
00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,164
Do you see that? It's a barn owl.
268
00:10:43,232 --> 00:10:45,366
- What?
- A barn owl.
269
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:47,134
Oh, I can't believe
I'm seeing one in person.
270
00:10:47,203 --> 00:10:48,469
And she's a female.
271
00:10:48,538 --> 00:10:50,700
You can tell by her spotted chest.
272
00:10:50,139 --> 00:10:52,840
Wow, she's beautiful.
273
00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:54,375
Did you know barn owls don't hoot?
274
00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:57,770
They screech, like this, [SCREECHES].
275
00:10:57,146 --> 00:10:58,546
How do you know so much about them?
276
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,140
I got really interested in owls
277
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,136
after my mom got a job at Hooters.
278
00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,850
You know what animal I love?
279
00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:06,855
The black-bellied whistling duck.
280
00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,889
I think it's really funny
a duck can whistle.
281
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,124
Yeah, those are cool.
282
00:11:10,193 --> 00:11:11,492
You know what other animal I like?
283
00:11:11,561 --> 00:11:14,161
Tortoises. They can live to be over 100.
284
00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:15,896
One time at the zoo,
I saw two of them humping.
285
00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,331
And no one stopped me,
286
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,866
so I just stood
and watched them forever.
287
00:11:18,935 --> 00:11:20,000
[JOYOUS EXHALATION]
288
00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:21,300
[OWL SCREECHES]
289
00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,120
[CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPPING]
290
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,542
Caroline, I see another nose hair.
291
00:11:28,611 --> 00:11:30,511
- It's really pulling focus.
- Well, I know.
292
00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:32,379
But every time I pluck one,
another one sprouts up.
293
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,448
- Okay, we're done.
- Oh.
294
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:36,217
I'm tired, sweaty, and my baby
295
00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:38,520
is tap dancing on my bladder.
296
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,454
But we haven't even gotten
to the Navy Pier shot.
297
00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:42,316
- No, give me the camera.
- Oh.
298
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,292
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
299
00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:49,196
Damn, I am one beautiful bitch.
300
00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:51,509
Told you. Toby's amazing.
301
00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:52,900
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
302
00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:56,237
Okay, well, I guess we can keep going.
303
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,240
- [GASPS]
- Caroline, more hairspray.
304
00:11:59,308 --> 00:12:01,519
You missed some fly-aways
in some of those shots.
305
00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:04,712
Pump up the lip gloss,
and where is the lint roller?
306
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:07,848
I'm not a carpet, people.
I shouldn't look like one.
307
00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,277
♪ ♪
308
00:12:09,785 --> 00:12:11,619
So, how's everything going with Blake?
309
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:14,889
Actually, really well.
We saw a barn owl.
310
00:12:14,957 --> 00:12:17,424
Oh, sounds like a hoot.
311
00:12:17,493 --> 00:12:18,996
My famous chili's ready.
312
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:22,429
Oh, I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
313
00:12:22,498 --> 00:12:24,417
I don't do too well with chili.
314
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,301
[SIGHS] Fine.
315
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,936
I don't know why I carried
chili for three
316
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,472
in my backpack all day. [SIGHS]
317
00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:34,746
You know what? I'd love some.
318
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:43,253
Mmm. This is good.
319
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:45,185
This is really good. Who are you?
320
00:12:45,254 --> 00:12:46,987
Emeril Lagasse? Bam!
321
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,589
Paula Deen? Add some butter.
322
00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:50,991
Guy Fieri? Flavortown, population: me.
323
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,167
Ah.
324
00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,128
Mmm.
325
00:12:55,496 --> 00:12:57,363
Can I have another bowl?
326
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,792
Whoa. Okay.
327
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:02,988
♪ ♪
328
00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:12,347
Okay, ready? One, two, three.
329
00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:17,170
Damn, girl, do they have you
on hair gummies?
330
00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:19,500
This is narsty.
331
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,417
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]
332
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:23,675
Oh, my God. Dorothy?
333
00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:27,227
Dorothy? She's awake.
334
00:13:27,296 --> 00:13:28,957
Dorothy woke up.
335
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,511
I waxed her out of her coma.
336
00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:34,519
[ROCK MUSIC]
337
00:13:36,387 --> 00:13:38,167
The "Star Wars" movies are the best.
338
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,555
It's so stupid people argue about
339
00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:41,156
whether they're boiler plate stories
340
00:13:41,225 --> 00:13:43,125
following a simple
Joseph Campbell hero template,
341
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:45,661
or explorations of
the Judeo-Christian motif
342
00:13:45,729 --> 00:13:46,895
of good versus evil.
343
00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:48,897
They're both those things and more.
344
00:13:48,966 --> 00:13:50,999
I'll have to watch them some time.
345
00:13:51,174 --> 00:13:52,440
We can watch them when we get home.
346
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,323
Yeah, we have all nine on Blu-ray.
347
00:13:54,805 --> 00:13:56,128
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
348
00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:58,589
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
349
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:04,279
Mmm, these s'mores are yummy.
350
00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:05,582
♪ ♪
351
00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:09,758
He took the girl home,
but when he got out
352
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,660
to open the car door for her...
353
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:14,761
Uh, what? What happened?
354
00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:18,233
Hanging from the car door handle...
355
00:14:18,589 --> 00:14:22,253
- [STOMACH GROWLING]
- ...was a bloody metal hook.
356
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,425
Ah!
357
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,243
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
358
00:14:28,312 --> 00:14:29,792
I got scared.
359
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:31,378
♪ ♪
360
00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:34,105
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
361
00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:37,824
♪ ♪
362
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,792
This mile isn't feeling so magnificent.
363
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,510
I'm shiny, I need more powder.
364
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,842
I just powdered you.
365
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,667
I can't even see Flat Bradley.
366
00:14:49,692 --> 00:14:52,230
Can you just rotate
to your left, please?
367
00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,322
No. Caroline, get me water.
368
00:14:54,504 --> 00:14:55,683
She's so mean.
369
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,408
I even went out
and bought her that lovely top
370
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,366
and floral-print scarf from JC Penney
371
00:14:59,391 --> 00:15:01,224
and this is how she treats us?
372
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:02,578
My Spanx are riding up.
373
00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:04,843
Okay, what do you want me to do?
374
00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:06,970
Get in there.
375
00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:10,887
Go deep.
376
00:15:11,447 --> 00:15:12,418
[GASPS]
377
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:15,156
It's really muggy up here.
378
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:17,692
You know what?
Maybe we can call it a night.
379
00:15:17,761 --> 00:15:20,605
- We've already done 14 setups.
- Fine.
380
00:15:21,932 --> 00:15:25,834
But not until Bradley and I
have our candlelit dinner
381
00:15:25,902 --> 00:15:28,184
at Gibson's Steakhouse.
382
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:32,809
[GASPS] Flat Bradley.
383
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,166
- Help!
- Oh.
384
00:15:34,191 --> 00:15:36,402
Mm. Let him burn.
385
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,214
Ah... Oh, no.
386
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:40,644
Oh, God.
387
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,850
We can't thank you enough for
bringing my mother back to us.
388
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,176
It's my pleasure.
389
00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:46,600
I was just looking to give back.
390
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,625
I never thought I'd give back life.
391
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,218
Oh, and FYI, tell Dorothy,
with her small eyes,
392
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,840
she should go easy on the eyeliner.
393
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:54,207
Okay.
394
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,320
Cecelia, I'm so glad you
brought me here.
395
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,566
I can't promise I'll be able to fix
396
00:15:58,635 --> 00:16:00,680
all the patients tonight, but...
397
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:01,636
You don't really think you're
responsible
398
00:16:01,705 --> 00:16:02,737
for waking her up, do you?
399
00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:03,957
Listen, Cecelia.
400
00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:06,574
I'm sorry that I'm better
at volunteering than you are.
401
00:16:06,643 --> 00:16:09,379
- It's not a competition.
- Okay, but I did win.
402
00:16:09,777 --> 00:16:11,846
I think if you put more thought
into your work
403
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,204
you'd get better results.
404
00:16:13,229 --> 00:16:14,762
- More thought?
- Yeah.
405
00:16:15,252 --> 00:16:18,320
I spent eight years with
these people, reading to them,
406
00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:20,137
making sure that they know
they're not alone,
407
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:22,424
trying to give them
a better quality of life.
408
00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:24,793
All you did was show up
and do what was fun for you.
409
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,294
Please do not lecture me.
410
00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:28,596
All you've done is read boring
ass books for years,
411
00:16:28,665 --> 00:16:30,310
and what's the most that's happened?
412
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,366
Someone's farted?
413
00:16:31,435 --> 00:16:33,335
This morning when you came
into the teacher's lounge
414
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,937
talking about the state of the
world and all its injustices,
415
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,240
I thought maybe, just maybe,
she really is changing.
416
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:41,262
Maybe she really does
wanna make a difference.
417
00:16:41,312 --> 00:16:42,863
But I should've known better.
418
00:16:43,465 --> 00:16:46,132
You've never done a selfless
act in your entire life.
419
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,777
I don't know why I expected
this to be any different.
420
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,199
[SOLEMN PIANO MUSIC]
421
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:56,215
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
422
00:16:57,327 --> 00:16:58,543
[WHINING]
423
00:17:01,198 --> 00:17:02,488
[PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
424
00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:06,605
Oh.
425
00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:10,538
[AQUEOUS FLATULENCE]
426
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:11,894
Ah...
427
00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:15,919
[GASPS]
428
00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,582
Blake. No.
429
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:21,769
[SOLEMN PIANO MUSIC]
430
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:23,718
Mm, hmm.
431
00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:25,820
Hey, what's going on?
432
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:28,390
Dad, I wanna go home. I'm scared.
433
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,326
Is this about the hook?
It's just an urban legend.
434
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,121
I wanna leave. Now.
435
00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:36,652
Okay, buddy. Okay, yeah, we can go.
436
00:17:38,168 --> 00:17:39,277
♪ ♪
437
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:43,199
[SIGHS]
438
00:17:44,174 --> 00:17:46,176
Dr. McCoy, pick up on line one.
439
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,943
Thanks for taking
a second shift, ladies.
440
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,470
We live to serve so others... can live.
441
00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,416
Hmm.
442
00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:57,199
Hi, I'm John Williams with
the "Chicagoland Gazette".
443
00:17:57,521 --> 00:17:59,354
Well, hello there, John Williams.
444
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:00,989
I'm doing a story on Dorothy Sullivan
445
00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:02,490
coming out of her coma, and
I've been told
446
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,527
that you were with her
when she first woke up.
447
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:06,850
I would love to get some quotes
for the piece.
448
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:08,981
Mmm, I would love to give you some.
449
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:10,746
[INHALES DEEPLY]
450
00:18:14,237 --> 00:18:16,777
But the person you should
really talk to is Cecelia.
451
00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:19,441
Cecelia's been by Dorothy's side,
452
00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:21,976
and many of these other
patients' for years.
453
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,668
If you wanna know their story,
you should talk to her.
454
00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:26,981
Are you sure about this, Chelsea?
455
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,383
I know it's your New Year's resolution
456
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:30,590
- to get your name in print.
- I know,
457
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,530
but I thought about what you
said and you're right.
458
00:18:32,122 --> 00:18:34,422
This isn't about me.
This is about Dorothy.
459
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,891
And I think she would want you
to tell her story.
460
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,359
Plus, girl, it's a great way for you
461
00:18:38,428 --> 00:18:40,637
to get your message out there
about volunteering.
462
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:43,790
These patients really need more
people like you.
463
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:45,550
Aw.
464
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,572
[ROCK MUSIC]
465
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,611
- Oh, hi, Blake.
- Mm, my dad's not home.
466
00:18:51,775 --> 00:18:54,530
Actually, I wanted to talk to you.
467
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,523
Okay?
468
00:18:56,592 --> 00:19:00,794
I'm so sorry about everything you saw.
469
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,573
I think it's obvious
why you were scared.
470
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,791
You saw a lot.
471
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,978
And I completely understand
472
00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:10,380
if you never wanna be around me again.
473
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,820
I wasn't scared.
474
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,510
I just figured you'd rather
use the bathroom at home,
475
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,685
so I lied to get us out of there.
476
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,487
I didn't want you to have to tell my dad
477
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,256
you had explosive diarrhea.
478
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,957
Wow, thank you, Blake.
479
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,593
That was incredibly kind of you.
480
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,362
Also, that was a pretty
cool way to poop.
481
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,531
Climbing up on top of
the trash can like that.
482
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,566
That's what raccoons do.
483
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,802
Uh, do me a favor
484
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:35,471
and don't ever tell anyone you saw that.
485
00:19:36,106 --> 00:19:37,197
Okay?
486
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,800
♪ ♪
487
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,617
It's amazing how much you
can learn by giving back
488
00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:43,213
to your community.
When I first started voluntee...
489
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,581
Code blue, code blue.
490
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,349
Some idiot put makeup on Mrs. Gilmore
491
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,919
so nobody noticed she was cyanotic.
492
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,321
When we wiped it off,
she was completely blue.
493
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,632
[SIGHS]
494
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:55,658
We gotta get out of here.
Is there a back exit?
495
00:19:56,408 --> 00:19:58,539
Mrs. Gilmore, don't forget your makeup.
496
00:19:58,555 --> 00:20:00,250
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