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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:08,339 >> well, the reno sheriff's 2 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:08,373 >> well, the reno sheriff's 3 00:00:08,374 --> 00:00:10,742 >> well, the reno sheriff's department is harnessing the 4 00:00:10,743 --> 00:00:10,775 Department is harnessing the 5 00:00:10,776 --> 00:00:13,544 Department is harnessing the power of y2k and beyond. We 6 00:00:13,545 --> 00:00:13,578 Power of y2k and beyond. We 7 00:00:13,579 --> 00:00:24,789 Power of y2k and beyond. We have set up reno911.Com. 8 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:24,822 Have set up reno911.Com. 9 00:00:24,823 --> 00:00:31,529 Have set up reno911.Com. It's loading. Loading. 10 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:31,563 It's loading. Loading. 11 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:33,598 It's loading. Loading. Any crime that could be 12 00:00:33,599 --> 00:00:33,632 Any crime that could be 13 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,233 Any crime that could be happening to you that you need 14 00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:35,267 Happening to you that you need 15 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:38,169 Happening to you that you need to report is all right on the 16 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:38,203 To report is all right on the 17 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,739 To report is all right on the page right after the intro 18 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:40,772 Page right after the intro 19 00:00:40,773 --> 00:00:50,948 Page right after the intro and...Loading. 20 00:00:50,949 --> 00:00:50,982 And...Loading. 21 00:00:50,983 --> 00:00:53,251 And...Loading. Boom! That was really fast. 22 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,287 >> oh, man! She tricked me. 23 00:00:56,288 --> 00:00:56,320 >> oh, man! She tricked me. 24 00:00:56,321 --> 00:00:57,589 >> oh, man! She tricked me. It was a trick! 25 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,461 >> pow! 26 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:11,269 >> whoa! 27 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:17,041 [whistle blows] 28 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:17,074 [whistle blows] 29 00:01:17,075 --> 00:01:19,110 [whistle blows] >> all right, ok... 30 00:01:21,313 --> 00:01:22,747 Stop flaggin' the building! 31 00:01:22,748 --> 00:01:22,780 Stop flaggin' the building! 32 00:01:22,781 --> 00:01:23,748 Stop flaggin' the building! No loitering! 33 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:34,526 [siren] 34 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:34,559 [siren] 35 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,227 [siren] [captioning made possible by 36 00:01:36,228 --> 00:01:36,261 [captioning made possible by 37 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,529 [captioning made possible by mtv networks] 38 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:37,562 Mtv networks] 39 00:01:37,563 --> 00:01:40,131 Mtv networks] >> I guess mr. French, the dog 40 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:40,164 >> I guess mr. French, the dog 41 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:42,600 >> I guess mr. French, the dog from the canine unit, he got 42 00:01:42,601 --> 00:01:42,634 From the canine unit, he got 43 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,935 From the canine unit, he got into one of the evidence rooms 44 00:01:43,936 --> 00:01:43,968 Into one of the evidence rooms 45 00:01:43,969 --> 00:01:45,136 Into one of the evidence rooms and ate--how many pounds of 46 00:01:45,137 --> 00:01:45,169 And ate--how many pounds of 47 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,037 And ate--how many pounds of magic mushrooms was it? 48 00:01:46,038 --> 00:01:46,070 Magic mushrooms was it? 49 00:01:46,071 --> 00:01:46,871 Magic mushrooms was it? >> yeah, but somebody left 50 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:46,904 >> yeah, but somebody left 51 00:01:46,905 --> 00:01:48,440 >> yeah, but somebody left it unlocked. He was sniffing 52 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:48,473 It unlocked. He was sniffing 53 00:01:48,474 --> 00:01:49,808 It unlocked. He was sniffing around in there. He's--he's-- 54 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:49,841 Around in there. He's--he's-- 55 00:01:49,842 --> 00:01:52,143 Around in there. He's--he's-- >> he's ok, but he's trippin' 56 00:01:52,144 --> 00:01:52,177 >> he's ok, but he's trippin' 57 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:53,110 >> he's ok, but he's trippin' pretty hard, so... 58 00:01:53,111 --> 00:01:53,144 Pretty hard, so... 59 00:01:53,145 --> 00:01:55,179 Pretty hard, so... >> yeah. Just stay away from 60 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:55,213 >> yeah. Just stay away from 61 00:01:55,214 --> 00:01:56,948 >> yeah. Just stay away from him, I'd say. Yeah. He's in 62 00:01:56,949 --> 00:01:56,981 Him, I'd say. Yeah. He's in 63 00:01:56,982 --> 00:01:58,917 Him, I'd say. Yeah. He's in the hall. He's spread-eagle 64 00:01:58,918 --> 00:01:58,950 The hall. He's spread-eagle 65 00:01:58,951 --> 00:01:59,617 The hall. He's spread-eagle in the corner back here. 66 00:01:59,618 --> 00:01:59,651 In the corner back here. 67 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,019 In the corner back here. >> yeah. You can't miss him. 68 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:01,052 >> yeah. You can't miss him. 69 00:02:01,053 --> 00:02:02,320 >> yeah. You can't miss him. >> someone should be talking 70 00:02:02,321 --> 00:02:02,353 >> someone should be talking 71 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:03,455 >> someone should be talking him down, talking him through 72 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:03,488 Him down, talking him through 73 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:04,088 Him down, talking him through it. 74 00:02:04,089 --> 00:02:04,122 It. 75 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:04,689 It. >> somebody should be on 76 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:04,722 >> somebody should be on 77 00:02:04,723 --> 00:02:05,790 >> somebody should be on duty, because if he throws 78 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:05,823 Duty, because if he throws 79 00:02:05,824 --> 00:02:06,925 Duty, because if he throws it up, he'll just eat his 80 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:06,958 It up, he'll just eat his 81 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:08,493 It up, he'll just eat his own vomit. They do that. And 82 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:08,526 Own vomit. They do that. And 83 00:02:08,527 --> 00:02:11,696 Own vomit. They do that. And he'll be high for months. 84 00:02:11,697 --> 00:02:11,729 He'll be high for months. 85 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:12,930 He'll be high for months. >> do you guys believe that 86 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:12,963 >> do you guys believe that 87 00:02:12,964 --> 00:02:14,699 >> do you guys believe that there's other dimensions? 88 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:14,733 There's other dimensions? 89 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:15,566 There's other dimensions? You know? 90 00:02:15,567 --> 00:02:15,600 You know? 91 00:02:15,601 --> 00:02:16,434 You know? >> absolutely. 92 00:02:16,435 --> 00:02:16,468 >> absolutely. 93 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,268 >> absolutely. >> like a bizarro world? Like 94 00:02:17,269 --> 00:02:17,301 >> like a bizarro world? Like 95 00:02:17,302 --> 00:02:18,236 >> like a bizarro world? Like maybe there's a room somewhere 96 00:02:18,237 --> 00:02:18,269 Maybe there's a room somewhere 97 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:21,973 Maybe there's a room somewhere right now and it's like all of 98 00:02:21,974 --> 00:02:22,007 Right now and it's like all of 99 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,074 Right now and it's like all of our opposites? 100 00:02:23,075 --> 00:02:23,107 Our opposites? 101 00:02:23,108 --> 00:02:25,043 Our opposites? >> opposite of what? 102 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:25,076 >> opposite of what? 103 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:26,076 >> opposite of what? >> there's a bunch of really 104 00:02:26,077 --> 00:02:26,110 >> there's a bunch of really 105 00:02:26,111 --> 00:02:28,880 >> there's a bunch of really efficient people somewhere who 106 00:02:28,881 --> 00:02:28,913 Efficient people somewhere who 107 00:02:28,914 --> 00:02:29,914 Efficient people somewhere who aren't driving me fucking 108 00:02:29,915 --> 00:02:29,947 Aren't driving me fucking 109 00:02:29,948 --> 00:02:30,982 Aren't driving me fucking crazy. 110 00:02:35,487 --> 00:02:37,956 >> disappear... 111 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:37,989 >> disappear... 112 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:39,624 >> disappear... >> how are you doing today, sir? 113 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:39,657 >> how are you doing today, sir? 114 00:02:39,658 --> 00:02:40,391 >> how are you doing today, sir? >> hello there. 115 00:02:40,392 --> 00:02:40,425 >> hello there. 116 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:41,826 >> hello there. >> sorry to interrupt your 117 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:41,860 >> sorry to interrupt your 118 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,861 >> sorry to interrupt your trick there, but do you have a 119 00:02:43,862 --> 00:02:43,895 Trick there, but do you have a 120 00:02:43,896 --> 00:02:44,929 Trick there, but do you have a permit? 121 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:44,962 Permit? 122 00:02:44,963 --> 00:02:47,599 Permit? >> a permit? The great jeff 123 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:47,632 >> a permit? The great jeff 124 00:02:47,633 --> 00:02:49,334 >> a permit? The great jeff does not need a permit. 125 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:49,367 Does not need a permit. 126 00:02:49,368 --> 00:02:50,635 Does not need a permit. >> well, I'm afraid you do. 127 00:02:50,636 --> 00:02:50,668 >> well, I'm afraid you do. 128 00:02:50,669 --> 00:02:52,503 >> well, I'm afraid you do. Sorry, folks. Just gonna have 129 00:02:52,504 --> 00:02:52,536 Sorry, folks. Just gonna have 130 00:02:52,537 --> 00:02:53,338 Sorry, folks. Just gonna have to ask this gentleman to move 131 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:53,371 To ask this gentleman to move 132 00:02:53,372 --> 00:02:54,739 To ask this gentleman to move along. Afraid the show's over. 133 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:54,772 Along. Afraid the show's over. 134 00:02:54,773 --> 00:02:56,307 Along. Afraid the show's over. Sir, I want you to place your 135 00:02:56,308 --> 00:02:56,340 Sir, I want you to place your 136 00:02:56,341 --> 00:02:58,476 Sir, I want you to place your hands behind your back for me. 137 00:02:58,477 --> 00:02:58,509 Hands behind your back for me. 138 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,078 Hands behind your back for me. >> we're going to handcuff me 139 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:00,111 >> we're going to handcuff me 140 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:02,747 >> we're going to handcuff me with standard-issue handcuffs. 141 00:03:02,748 --> 00:03:02,781 With standard-issue handcuffs. 142 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:04,082 With standard-issue handcuffs. That's right. Made of solid 143 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:04,115 That's right. Made of solid 144 00:03:04,116 --> 00:03:06,317 That's right. Made of solid stainless steel. Can you 145 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:06,351 Stainless steel. Can you 146 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,986 Stainless steel. Can you listen for me and tell me what 147 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:08,019 Listen for me and tell me what 148 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,387 Listen for me and tell me what that sound is, officer 149 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:09,420 That sound is, officer 150 00:03:09,421 --> 00:03:11,456 That sound is, officer kimball? What is that sound? 151 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:11,489 Kimball? What is that sound? 152 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:14,992 Kimball? What is that sound? The sound of freedom! Ha ha 153 00:03:14,993 --> 00:03:15,026 The sound of freedom! Ha ha 154 00:03:15,027 --> 00:03:16,360 The sound of freedom! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! 155 00:03:16,361 --> 00:03:16,393 Ha! Ha ha! 156 00:03:16,394 --> 00:03:18,462 Ha! Ha ha! >> well, I wonder how you'd do 157 00:03:18,463 --> 00:03:18,496 >> well, I wonder how you'd do 158 00:03:18,497 --> 00:03:20,064 >> well, I wonder how you'd do with riot cuffs. 159 00:03:20,065 --> 00:03:20,097 With riot cuffs. 160 00:03:20,098 --> 00:03:21,533 With riot cuffs. >> there is no key that can 161 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:21,566 >> there is no key that can 162 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:23,501 >> there is no key that can let you out of this device. 163 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:23,534 Let you out of this device. 164 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:25,337 Let you out of this device. Only a metal object, only a 165 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:25,370 Only a metal object, only a 166 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:26,604 Only a metal object, only a sharp knife. 167 00:03:26,605 --> 00:03:26,638 Sharp knife. 168 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,638 Sharp knife. >> let's see how you do on 169 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:27,671 >> let's see how you do on 170 00:03:27,672 --> 00:03:28,306 >> let's see how you do on this one. 171 00:03:28,307 --> 00:03:28,339 This one. 172 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:31,108 This one. >> oh, gosh, I wish these 173 00:03:31,109 --> 00:03:31,141 >> oh, gosh, I wish these 174 00:03:31,142 --> 00:03:34,178 >> oh, gosh, I wish these cuffs were off of mvoila! 175 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:34,212 Cuffs were off of mvoila! 176 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,179 Cuffs were off of mvoila! >> oh, my gosh! 177 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:35,213 >> oh, my gosh! 178 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:38,283 >> oh, my gosh! >> ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! 179 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:38,316 >> ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! 180 00:03:38,317 --> 00:03:40,684 >> ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! >> that is something. I mean, 181 00:03:40,685 --> 00:03:40,718 >> that is something. I mean, 182 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:41,419 >> that is something. I mean, I don't-- 183 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:41,452 I don't-- 184 00:03:41,453 --> 00:03:44,989 I don't-- >> does this possibly 185 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:45,022 >> does this possibly 186 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:46,123 >> does this possibly belong to you? 187 00:03:46,124 --> 00:03:46,157 Belong to you? 188 00:03:46,158 --> 00:03:47,525 Belong to you? [crowd applauds] 189 00:03:47,526 --> 00:03:47,559 [crowd applauds] 190 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,494 [crowd applauds] >> oh, my lord. This is my 191 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:49,527 >> oh, my lord. This is my 192 00:03:49,528 --> 00:03:51,095 >> oh, my lord. This is my favorite crucifix from when I 193 00:03:51,096 --> 00:03:51,129 Favorite crucifix from when I 194 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,664 Favorite crucifix from when I was just a little girl, and it 195 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:52,697 Was just a little girl, and it 196 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:54,031 Was just a little girl, and it was on my neck just a second 197 00:03:54,032 --> 00:03:54,065 Was on my neck just a second 198 00:03:54,066 --> 00:03:56,134 Was on my neck just a second ago, but it sure isn't now. 199 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:56,167 Ago, but it sure isn't now. 200 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,670 Ago, but it sure isn't now. >> but not anymore! 201 00:03:58,671 --> 00:03:58,703 >> but not anymore! 202 00:03:58,704 --> 00:03:59,437 >> but not anymore! >> ladies and gentlemen, I 203 00:03:59,438 --> 00:03:59,470 >> ladies and gentlemen, I 204 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:02,140 >> ladies and gentlemen, I wonder if the great jeff can 205 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:02,173 Wonder if the great jeff can 206 00:04:02,174 --> 00:04:06,444 Wonder if the great jeff can escape the reno sheriff's 207 00:04:06,445 --> 00:04:06,477 Escape the reno sheriff's 208 00:04:06,478 --> 00:04:08,046 Escape the reno sheriff's department police car. 209 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:08,079 Department police car. 210 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,614 Department police car. >> this squad car is reinforced 211 00:04:10,615 --> 00:04:10,648 >> this squad car is reinforced 212 00:04:10,649 --> 00:04:12,717 >> this squad car is reinforced with an impenetrable cage! 213 00:04:12,718 --> 00:04:12,750 With an impenetrable cage! 214 00:04:12,751 --> 00:04:14,886 With an impenetrable cage! >> absolutely impenetrable! Once 215 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:14,919 >> absolutely impenetrable! Once 216 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,355 >> absolutely impenetrable! Once inside this vehicle, there is no 217 00:04:17,356 --> 00:04:17,389 Inside this vehicle, there is no 218 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:17,955 Inside this vehicle, there is no escape. 219 00:04:17,956 --> 00:04:17,988 Escape. 220 00:04:17,989 --> 00:04:19,391 Escape. >> you cannot let yourself out 221 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:19,424 >> you cannot let yourself out 222 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,291 >> you cannot let yourself out from the inside. 223 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:20,325 From the inside. 224 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:21,492 From the inside. >> you cannot! Once inside--and 225 00:04:21,493 --> 00:04:21,525 >> you cannot! Once inside--and 226 00:04:21,526 --> 00:04:22,861 >> you cannot! Once inside--and I will demonstrate for you--this 227 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:22,894 I will demonstrate for you--this 228 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:24,996 I will demonstrate for you--this car locks so you can't get-- 229 00:04:24,997 --> 00:04:25,030 Car locks so you can't get-- 230 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:26,464 Car locks so you can't get-- you-- 231 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:26,498 You-- 232 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:31,102 You-- >> ladies and gentlemen, act 2! 233 00:04:31,103 --> 00:04:31,135 >> ladies and gentlemen, act 2! 234 00:04:31,136 --> 00:04:32,203 >> ladies and gentlemen, act 2! >> hey! 235 00:04:40,746 --> 00:04:42,780 >> I have had it up to here, and 236 00:04:42,781 --> 00:04:42,814 >> I have had it up to here, and 237 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:44,148 >> I have had it up to here, and you had better start talking, 238 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:44,182 You had better start talking, 239 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:48,019 You had better start talking, you son of a bitch! Talk! Being 240 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:48,052 You son of a bitch! Talk! Being 241 00:04:48,053 --> 00:04:49,887 You son of a bitch! Talk! Being quiet ain't gonna help you. Your 242 00:04:49,888 --> 00:04:49,921 Quiet ain't gonna help you. Your 243 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:50,989 Quiet ain't gonna help you. Your partner's right on the other 244 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:51,022 Partner's right on the other 245 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:52,424 Partner's right on the other side of that glass, and he is 246 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:52,457 Side of that glass, and he is 247 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,691 Side of that glass, and he is singing like a little bird. 248 00:04:53,692 --> 00:04:53,725 Singing like a little bird. 249 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:54,559 Singing like a little bird. >> no. There's nobody over 250 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:54,592 >> no. There's nobody over 251 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:59,163 >> no. There's nobody over there. 252 00:04:59,164 --> 00:04:59,196 There. 253 00:04:59,197 --> 00:05:01,599 There. Yeah, he is, singing like a 254 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:01,633 Yeah, he is, singing like a 255 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,268 Yeah, he is, singing like a bird! [hisses] 256 00:05:04,269 --> 00:05:04,301 Bird! [hisses] 257 00:05:04,302 --> 00:05:05,403 Bird! [hisses] >> give us a couple minutes. We 258 00:05:05,404 --> 00:05:05,437 >> give us a couple minutes. We 259 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,105 >> give us a couple minutes. We gotta--yeah, let us work on this 260 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:07,138 Gotta--yeah, let us work on this 261 00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:09,607 Gotta--yeah, let us work on this a little bit. See, the whole 262 00:05:09,608 --> 00:05:09,641 A little bit. See, the whole 263 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,276 A little bit. See, the whole point of the 2-way glass-- 264 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:17,949 >> I did have a real crush on my 265 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:17,982 >> I did have a real crush on my 266 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:18,817 >> I did have a real crush on my cousin once. 267 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:18,850 Cousin once. 268 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,351 Cousin once. >> did you? 269 00:05:20,352 --> 00:05:20,385 >> did you? 270 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:21,752 >> did you? >> you know, we just kissed 271 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:21,786 >> you know, we just kissed 272 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:22,287 >> you know, we just kissed but-- 273 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:22,320 But-- 274 00:05:22,321 --> 00:05:24,622 But-- >> uh-huh. You just kissed. Did 275 00:05:24,623 --> 00:05:24,655 >> uh-huh. You just kissed. Did 276 00:05:24,656 --> 00:05:26,590 >> uh-huh. You just kissed. Did you initiate it? 277 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:26,624 You initiate it? 278 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:30,461 You initiate it? >> well, uh, no. 279 00:05:30,462 --> 00:05:30,494 >> well, uh, no. 280 00:05:30,495 --> 00:05:31,929 >> well, uh, no. >> how old were you? 281 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:31,962 >> how old were you? 282 00:05:31,963 --> 00:05:35,734 >> how old were you? >> I was 32. 283 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:35,767 >> I was 32. 284 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:36,734 >> I was 32. [tires screech] 285 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:36,768 [tires screech] 286 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:37,935 [tires screech] [crash] 287 00:05:41,272 --> 00:05:42,407 >> you know what you did was 288 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:42,440 >> you know what you did was 289 00:05:42,441 --> 00:05:44,108 >> you know what you did was wrong! You know what you did was 290 00:05:44,109 --> 00:05:44,142 Wrong! You know what you did was 291 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:45,343 Wrong! You know what you did was wrong! Sit down. 292 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:45,376 Wrong! Sit down. 293 00:05:45,377 --> 00:05:46,244 Wrong! Sit down. >> I'm sorry. 294 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:46,277 >> I'm sorry. 295 00:05:46,278 --> 00:05:47,612 >> I'm sorry. >> don't talk! Sorry doesn't cut 296 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:47,645 >> don't talk! Sorry doesn't cut 297 00:05:47,646 --> 00:05:48,279 >> don't talk! Sorry doesn't cut it. 298 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:48,313 It. 299 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,180 It. >> hey, hey! [whistles] 300 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:49,213 >> hey, hey! [whistles] 301 00:05:49,214 --> 00:05:50,181 >> hey, hey! [whistles] >> let's go! 302 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:50,215 >> let's go! 303 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,583 >> let's go! >> fellas, jeez. Turn it down, 304 00:05:52,584 --> 00:05:52,616 >> fellas, jeez. Turn it down, 305 00:05:52,617 --> 00:05:53,284 >> fellas, jeez. Turn it down, huh? 306 00:05:53,285 --> 00:05:53,317 Huh? 307 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:54,518 Huh? >> you make me sick! 308 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:54,552 >> you make me sick! 309 00:05:54,553 --> 00:05:56,621 >> you make me sick! >> hey, hey, hey! Documentary 310 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:56,654 >> hey, hey, hey! Documentary 311 00:05:56,655 --> 00:06:00,291 >> hey, hey, hey! Documentary crew. Documentary crew, guys. 312 00:06:00,292 --> 00:06:00,324 Crew. Documentary crew, guys. 313 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,960 Crew. Documentary crew, guys. What have we here? What's your 314 00:06:02,961 --> 00:06:02,994 What have we here? What's your 315 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:03,727 What have we here? What's your name? 316 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:03,761 Name? 317 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:04,495 Name? >> pete. 318 00:06:04,496 --> 00:06:04,529 >> pete. 319 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,163 >> pete. >> pete? 320 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:05,196 >> pete? 321 00:06:05,197 --> 00:06:05,863 >> pete? >> mm-hmm. 322 00:06:05,864 --> 00:06:05,896 >> mm-hmm. 323 00:06:05,897 --> 00:06:06,664 >> mm-hmm. >> do you know what happens to 324 00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:06,698 >> do you know what happens to 325 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:07,698 >> do you know what happens to bad little boys, pete? 326 00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:07,731 Bad little boys, pete? 327 00:06:07,732 --> 00:06:08,933 Bad little boys, pete? >> no. 328 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:08,967 >> no. 329 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,334 >> no. >> they get sent to bad boy 330 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:10,368 >> they get sent to bad boy 331 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:11,836 >> they get sent to bad boy island is what happens to them, 332 00:06:11,837 --> 00:06:11,869 Island is what happens to them, 333 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,404 Island is what happens to them, where they have to work in the 334 00:06:13,405 --> 00:06:13,437 Where they have to work in the 335 00:06:13,438 --> 00:06:15,473 Where they have to work in the pepper mines. Do you want to go 336 00:06:15,474 --> 00:06:15,506 Pepper mines. Do you want to go 337 00:06:15,507 --> 00:06:16,374 Pepper mines. Do you want to go mine pepper on bad boy island? 338 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:16,407 Mine pepper on bad boy island? 339 00:06:16,408 --> 00:06:17,108 Mine pepper on bad boy island? No? 340 00:06:17,109 --> 00:06:17,141 No? 341 00:06:17,142 --> 00:06:17,575 No? >> no. 342 00:06:17,576 --> 00:06:17,608 >> no. 343 00:06:17,609 --> 00:06:18,276 >> no. >> are you sorry for what you 344 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:18,309 >> are you sorry for what you 345 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:18,943 >> are you sorry for what you did? 346 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:18,976 Did? 347 00:06:18,977 --> 00:06:19,477 Did? >> yeah. 348 00:06:19,478 --> 00:06:19,510 >> yeah. 349 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:20,277 >> yeah. >> are you very sorry? 350 00:06:20,278 --> 00:06:20,310 >> are you very sorry? 351 00:06:20,311 --> 00:06:20,912 >> are you very sorry? >> yeah. 352 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:20,945 >> yeah. 353 00:06:20,946 --> 00:06:21,646 >> yeah. >> times a million sorry? 354 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:21,679 >> times a million sorry? 355 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,082 >> times a million sorry? >> yeah. 356 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:25,116 >> yeah. 357 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:26,484 >> yeah. >> be a good boy and listen to 358 00:06:26,485 --> 00:06:26,517 >> be a good boy and listen to 359 00:06:26,518 --> 00:06:28,653 >> be a good boy and listen to your mama and your papa and not 360 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:28,686 Your mama and your papa and not 361 00:06:28,687 --> 00:06:30,421 Your mama and your papa and not make mischief and you're free to 362 00:06:30,422 --> 00:06:30,455 Make mischief and you're free to 363 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,757 Make mischief and you're free to go. 364 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:32,790 Go. 365 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:34,659 Go. >> holy shit! What'd you do? 366 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:34,692 >> holy shit! What'd you do? 367 00:06:34,693 --> 00:06:35,960 >> holy shit! What'd you do? Where is he, jim? What'd he do? 368 00:06:35,961 --> 00:06:35,993 Where is he, jim? What'd he do? 369 00:06:35,994 --> 00:06:37,094 Where is he, jim? What'd he do? Where is he? Where'd he go? 370 00:06:37,095 --> 00:06:37,127 Where is he? Where'd he go? 371 00:06:37,128 --> 00:06:37,862 Where is he? Where'd he go? >> where'd he go? 372 00:06:37,863 --> 00:06:37,895 >> where'd he go? 373 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:38,663 >> where'd he go? >> I let him go. 374 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:38,696 >> I let him go. 375 00:06:38,697 --> 00:06:39,964 >> I let him go. >> you did what?! 376 00:06:39,965 --> 00:06:39,998 >> you did what?! 377 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:41,666 >> you did what?! >> he killed his whole family, 378 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:41,699 >> he killed his whole family, 379 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:43,000 >> he killed his whole family, jim. He raped his little sister. 380 00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:43,034 Jim. He raped his little sister. 381 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:46,303 Jim. He raped his little sister. [overlapping yelling] 382 00:06:46,304 --> 00:06:46,336 [overlapping yelling] 383 00:06:46,337 --> 00:06:48,939 [overlapping yelling] >> oh, shit. Sorry. 384 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:48,973 >> oh, shit. Sorry. 385 00:06:48,974 --> 00:06:50,508 >> oh, shit. Sorry. >> get the squad car! 386 00:06:50,509 --> 00:06:50,541 >> get the squad car! 387 00:06:50,542 --> 00:06:51,609 >> get the squad car! >> apparently that little boy 388 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:51,643 >> apparently that little boy 389 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,378 >> apparently that little boy raped his sister to death. 390 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:53,411 Raped his sister to death. 391 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:58,048 Raped his sister to death. [siren] 392 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:01,719 >> hey, where's my van? 393 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:01,752 >> hey, where's my van? 394 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:05,055 >> hey, where's my van? >> typical. Car stealing has 395 00:07:05,056 --> 00:07:05,089 >> typical. Car stealing has 396 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:06,957 >> typical. Car stealing has become more and more common, 397 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:06,991 Become more and more common, 398 00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:09,560 Become more and more common, especially in areas where people 399 00:07:09,561 --> 00:07:09,594 Especially in areas where people 400 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,529 Especially in areas where people are poor and need money for 401 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:11,562 Are poor and need money for 402 00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:13,898 Are poor and need money for drugs or to feed their children. 403 00:07:13,899 --> 00:07:13,932 Drugs or to feed their children. 404 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,768 Drugs or to feed their children. But if her van was outfitted 405 00:07:17,769 --> 00:07:17,801 But if her van was outfitted 406 00:07:17,802 --> 00:07:20,371 But if her van was outfitted with a police tek 2000 car alert 407 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:20,404 With a police tek 2000 car alert 408 00:07:20,405 --> 00:07:23,674 With a police tek 2000 car alert system like my car is, the scene 409 00:07:23,675 --> 00:07:23,707 System like my car is, the scene 410 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:26,043 System like my car is, the scene would look like this. 411 00:07:26,044 --> 00:07:26,077 Would look like this. 412 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:27,378 Would look like this. >> man, I sure could use this 413 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:27,411 >> man, I sure could use this 414 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:28,947 >> man, I sure could use this car to sell it for drug money 415 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:28,980 Car to sell it for drug money 416 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:30,914 Car to sell it for drug money and some food for my baby. Here 417 00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:30,948 And some food for my baby. Here 418 00:07:30,949 --> 00:07:32,216 And some food for my baby. Here goes. 419 00:07:32,217 --> 00:07:32,250 Goes. 420 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:32,784 Goes. [alarm] 421 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:32,817 [alarm] 422 00:07:32,818 --> 00:07:34,785 [alarm] [woman speaking french] 423 00:07:46,932 --> 00:07:48,766 >> wow! You're right. I should 424 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:48,799 >> wow! You're right. I should 425 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,735 >> wow! You're right. I should get a job. Stealing is for 426 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:50,768 Get a job. Stealing is for 427 00:07:50,769 --> 00:07:51,702 Get a job. Stealing is for jerks. 428 00:07:51,703 --> 00:07:51,736 Jerks. 429 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,537 Jerks. >> thank god! Another car 430 00:07:53,538 --> 00:07:53,570 >> thank god! Another car 431 00:07:53,571 --> 00:07:55,806 >> thank god! Another car stealer off the streets thanks 432 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:55,840 Stealer off the streets thanks 433 00:07:55,841 --> 00:07:58,242 Stealer off the streets thanks to police tek. 434 00:07:58,243 --> 00:07:58,276 To police tek. 435 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,545 To police tek. [alarm chirps] 436 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:07,050 [siren] 437 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:07,084 [siren] 438 00:08:07,085 --> 00:08:08,486 [siren] >> dangle, j. 439 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:08,520 >> dangle, j. 440 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:09,219 >> dangle, j. >> junior, t. 441 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:09,253 >> junior, t. 442 00:08:09,254 --> 00:08:10,321 >> junior, t. [door buzzes and unlocks] 443 00:08:10,322 --> 00:08:10,355 [door buzzes and unlocks] 444 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,090 [door buzzes and unlocks] >> don't go near the glass. 445 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:12,123 >> don't go near the glass. 446 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:12,923 >> don't go near the glass. >> don't show weakness. He'll 447 00:08:12,924 --> 00:08:12,957 >> don't show weakness. He'll 448 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:13,825 >> don't show weakness. He'll exploit it. 449 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:13,858 Exploit it. 450 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:14,625 Exploit it. >> don't engage him in 451 00:08:14,626 --> 00:08:14,658 >> don't engage him in 452 00:08:14,659 --> 00:08:15,426 >> don't engage him in conversation. 453 00:08:15,427 --> 00:08:15,460 Conversation. 454 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:16,227 Conversation. >> show no weakness. 455 00:08:16,228 --> 00:08:16,261 >> show no weakness. 456 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,462 >> show no weakness. >> don't make eye contact. 457 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:18,496 >> don't make eye contact. 458 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,164 >> don't make eye contact. We're hear to ask questions, not 459 00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:20,197 We're hear to ask questions, not 460 00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:20,998 We're hear to ask questions, not to answer them. 461 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:21,032 To answer them. 462 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:21,999 To answer them. >> correct. 463 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,032 >> correct. 464 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:23,601 >> correct. [beeps] 465 00:08:23,602 --> 00:08:23,635 [beeps] 466 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:24,301 [beeps] >> hi, mike. 467 00:08:24,302 --> 00:08:24,335 >> hi, mike. 468 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:26,203 >> hi, mike. >> morning, mr. Bowers. 469 00:08:26,204 --> 00:08:26,237 >> morning, mr. Bowers. 470 00:08:26,238 --> 00:08:27,538 >> morning, mr. Bowers. >> morning, guys. 471 00:08:27,539 --> 00:08:27,571 >> morning, guys. 472 00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:28,272 >> morning, guys. >> how are they treating you in 473 00:08:28,273 --> 00:08:28,305 >> how are they treating you in 474 00:08:28,306 --> 00:08:29,807 >> how are they treating you in here? Real good? 475 00:08:29,808 --> 00:08:29,840 Here? Real good? 476 00:08:29,841 --> 00:08:31,208 Here? Real good? >> they leave the lights on in 477 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:31,241 >> they leave the lights on in 478 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:33,377 >> they leave the lights on in my cell 24 hours a day. 479 00:08:33,378 --> 00:08:33,410 My cell 24 hours a day. 480 00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:34,946 My cell 24 hours a day. >> yeah, well, that's 'cause of 481 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:34,979 >> yeah, well, that's 'cause of 482 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:35,613 >> yeah, well, that's 'cause of what you did to that 483 00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:35,646 What you did to that 484 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:36,581 What you did to that psychologist. 485 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:36,614 Psychologist. 486 00:08:36,615 --> 00:08:39,884 Psychologist. >> I know, I know. 487 00:08:39,885 --> 00:08:39,917 >> I know, I know. 488 00:08:39,918 --> 00:08:41,318 >> I know, I know. >> yeah. That's what happens. 489 00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:41,352 >> yeah. That's what happens. 490 00:08:41,353 --> 00:08:43,554 >> yeah. That's what happens. >> mike, when you were still 491 00:08:43,555 --> 00:08:43,588 >> mike, when you were still 492 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:45,923 >> mike, when you were still acting d.A., you apparently-- 493 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:45,956 Acting d.A., you apparently-- 494 00:08:45,957 --> 00:08:47,091 Acting d.A., you apparently-- >> before you chopped all the 495 00:08:47,092 --> 00:08:47,125 >> before you chopped all the 496 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,392 >> before you chopped all the hookers heads off and buried 497 00:08:48,393 --> 00:08:48,426 Hookers heads off and buried 498 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,127 Hookers heads off and buried them in your yard, uh... 499 00:08:50,128 --> 00:08:50,161 Them in your yard, uh... 500 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:51,195 Them in your yard, uh... >> you changed the long-distance 501 00:08:51,196 --> 00:08:51,229 >> you changed the long-distance 502 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,029 >> you changed the long-distance plan. 503 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:52,062 Plan. 504 00:08:52,063 --> 00:08:53,564 Plan. >> do you remember doing this? 505 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:53,597 >> do you remember doing this? 506 00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:54,365 >> do you remember doing this? >> yes. 507 00:08:54,366 --> 00:08:54,398 >> yes. 508 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:56,701 >> yes. >> ok. 'cause we used to have 509 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:56,734 >> ok. 'cause we used to have 510 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:58,169 >> ok. 'cause we used to have something called "anywhere, 511 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:58,202 Something called "anywhere, 512 00:08:58,203 --> 00:08:59,002 Something called "anywhere, anytime." 513 00:08:59,003 --> 00:08:59,036 Anytime." 514 00:08:59,037 --> 00:08:59,737 Anytime." >> mm-hmm. 515 00:08:59,738 --> 00:08:59,770 >> mm-hmm. 516 00:08:59,771 --> 00:09:01,238 >> mm-hmm. >> and now we have-- 517 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:01,271 >> and now we have-- 518 00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:02,006 >> and now we have-- >> changed it to the family 519 00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:02,039 >> changed it to the family 520 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:02,773 >> changed it to the family plan. 521 00:09:02,774 --> 00:09:02,806 Plan. 522 00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:03,507 Plan. >> the family plan, right. 523 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:03,541 >> the family plan, right. 524 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:04,308 >> the family plan, right. >> the family bonus plan, it's 525 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:04,342 >> the family bonus plan, it's 526 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,109 >> the family bonus plan, it's called. 527 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:05,142 Called. 528 00:09:05,143 --> 00:09:06,077 Called. >> it should be unlimited 529 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:06,110 >> it should be unlimited 530 00:09:06,111 --> 00:09:06,910 >> it should be unlimited weekends. 531 00:09:06,911 --> 00:09:06,944 Weekends. 532 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:08,746 Weekends. >> it is, but there's a little 533 00:09:08,747 --> 00:09:08,779 >> it is, but there's a little 534 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:09,814 >> it is, but there's a little bit of a catch. 535 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:09,847 Bit of a catch. 536 00:09:09,848 --> 00:09:10,948 Bit of a catch. >> they're re-zoned the 537 00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:10,982 >> they're re-zoned the 538 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,384 >> they're re-zoned the long-distance areas based on the 539 00:09:13,385 --> 00:09:13,417 Long-distance areas based on the 540 00:09:13,418 --> 00:09:15,253 Long-distance areas based on the 3-digit prefix codes, so now 541 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:15,286 3-digit prefix codes, so now 542 00:09:15,287 --> 00:09:16,787 3-digit prefix codes, so now sparks is long distance. 543 00:09:16,788 --> 00:09:16,821 Sparks is long distance. 544 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,255 Sparks is long distance. >> oh, bullshit! 545 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:18,289 >> oh, bullshit! 546 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:19,190 >> oh, bullshit! >> yeah. Sparks is long 547 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:19,223 >> yeah. Sparks is long 548 00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:20,691 >> yeah. Sparks is long distance. We want to change it-- 549 00:09:20,692 --> 00:09:20,725 Distance. We want to change it-- 550 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:21,792 Distance. We want to change it-- >> for the first 3 months, I 551 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:21,826 >> for the first 3 months, I 552 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:25,663 >> for the first 3 months, I saved the county, like, $56 a 553 00:09:25,664 --> 00:09:25,696 Saved the county, like, $56 a 554 00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:26,430 Saved the county, like, $56 a month. 555 00:09:26,431 --> 00:09:26,464 Month. 556 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:27,297 Month. >> yeah. I mean, I think that's 557 00:09:27,298 --> 00:09:27,331 >> yeah. I mean, I think that's 558 00:09:27,332 --> 00:09:28,766 >> yeah. I mean, I think that's why you kept getting re-elected. 559 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:28,799 Why you kept getting re-elected. 560 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,834 Why you kept getting re-elected. You're good with that kind of 561 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:29,867 You're good with that kind of 562 00:09:29,868 --> 00:09:31,201 You're good with that kind of stuff. But now they've changed 563 00:09:31,202 --> 00:09:31,235 Stuff. But now they've changed 564 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:33,471 Stuff. But now they've changed it and we need your password 565 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:33,504 It and we need your password 566 00:09:33,505 --> 00:09:35,005 It and we need your password code or they won't let us change 567 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:35,039 Code or they won't let us change 568 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,540 Code or they won't let us change it back to "anywhere, anytime." 569 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:36,574 It back to "anywhere, anytime." 570 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:38,175 It back to "anywhere, anytime." >> I'm getting customer service, 571 00:09:38,176 --> 00:09:38,208 >> I'm getting customer service, 572 00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:39,210 >> I'm getting customer service, but apparently we need your 573 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:39,243 But apparently we need your 574 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:40,511 But apparently we need your mother's maiden name. 575 00:09:40,512 --> 00:09:40,544 Mother's maiden name. 576 00:09:40,545 --> 00:09:42,546 Mother's maiden name. >> hmm. 577 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:42,580 >> hmm. 578 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:43,414 >> hmm. >> you want to help us out 579 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:43,448 >> you want to help us out 580 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:51,522 >> you want to help us out there? English. Yes. It's a 581 00:09:51,523 --> 00:09:51,555 There? English. Yes. It's a 582 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:54,726 There? English. Yes. It's a computer. Yes. Now it's asking 583 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:54,759 Computer. Yes. Now it's asking 584 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,627 Computer. Yes. Now it's asking for a password. I'm gonna hold 585 00:09:56,628 --> 00:09:56,660 For a password. I'm gonna hold 586 00:09:56,661 --> 00:09:58,196 For a password. I'm gonna hold this up, and I need you to give 587 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:58,229 This up, and I need you to give 588 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,130 This up, and I need you to give the mother's maiden name, ok, 589 00:09:59,131 --> 00:09:59,163 The mother's maiden name, ok, 590 00:09:59,164 --> 00:09:59,830 The mother's maiden name, ok, mike? 591 00:09:59,831 --> 00:09:59,864 Mike? 592 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:00,865 Mike? >> it's embarrassing, but if you 593 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:00,898 >> it's embarrassing, but if you 594 00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:04,969 >> it's embarrassing, but if you could...Schwettedpetta. It's 595 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:05,002 Could...Schwettedpetta. It's 596 00:10:05,003 --> 00:10:06,236 Could...Schwettedpetta. It's finnish. 597 00:10:06,237 --> 00:10:06,270 Finnish. 598 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:07,738 Finnish. >> accepted. Great. 599 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:13,244 >> this is it right here, near 600 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:13,277 >> this is it right here, near 601 00:10:13,278 --> 00:10:14,979 >> this is it right here, near peckamanee, all these ki--I 602 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:15,012 Peckamanee, all these ki--I 603 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:15,879 Peckamanee, all these ki--I think they're kids. They've been 604 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:15,913 Think they're kids. They've been 605 00:10:15,914 --> 00:10:17,882 Think they're kids. They've been shining their little laser 606 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:17,915 Shining their little laser 607 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:20,051 Shining their little laser pointer red lights into my squad 608 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:20,084 Pointer red lights into my squad 609 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:21,318 Pointer red lights into my squad car, hittin' me in the eye. 610 00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:21,352 Car, hittin' me in the eye. 611 00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:22,220 Car, hittin' me in the eye. >> sons of bitches. 612 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:22,253 >> sons of bitches. 613 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:22,987 >> sons of bitches. >> pissing me off. 614 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:23,020 >> pissing me off. 615 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:24,288 >> pissing me off. >> how long they been doing it 616 00:10:24,289 --> 00:10:24,321 >> how long they been doing it 617 00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:25,055 >> how long they been doing it to you? 618 00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:25,089 To you? 619 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,057 To you? >> going on 4 weeks now. 620 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:26,090 >> going on 4 weeks now. 621 00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:26,824 >> going on 4 weeks now. >> damn! 622 00:10:26,825 --> 00:10:26,857 >> damn! 623 00:10:26,858 --> 00:10:27,625 >> damn! >> now they're around here 624 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:27,658 >> now they're around here 625 00:10:27,659 --> 00:10:28,258 >> now they're around here somewhere. 626 00:10:28,259 --> 00:10:28,292 Somewhere. 627 00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:28,993 Somewhere. >> there are kids all over the 628 00:10:28,994 --> 00:10:29,026 >> there are kids all over the 629 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:29,993 >> there are kids all over the place. Could be any one of these 630 00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:30,027 Place. Could be any one of these 631 00:10:30,028 --> 00:10:31,996 Place. Could be any one of these little mexicans or something. 632 00:10:31,997 --> 00:10:32,030 Little mexicans or something. 633 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,731 Little mexicans or something. >> oh! There it is, right there. 634 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:33,765 >> oh! There it is, right there. 635 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:34,498 >> oh! There it is, right there. Son of a bitch. 636 00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:34,531 Son of a bitch. 637 00:10:34,532 --> 00:10:35,599 Son of a bitch. >> got you again? I didn't even 638 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:35,632 >> got you again? I didn't even 639 00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:36,300 >> got you again? I didn't even see it. 640 00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:36,333 See it. 641 00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:37,701 See it. >> oh, yeah. There's a whole 642 00:10:37,702 --> 00:10:37,735 >> oh, yeah. There's a whole 643 00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:40,004 >> oh, yeah. There's a whole group. Oh, hey! There-- 644 00:10:40,005 --> 00:10:40,037 Group. Oh, hey! There-- 645 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:41,705 Group. Oh, hey! There-- >> that little fat kid--get him! 646 00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:41,739 >> that little fat kid--get him! 647 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:42,607 >> that little fat kid--get him! Get him! 648 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:42,640 Get him! 649 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,041 Get him! >> hey! No! 650 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:44,074 >> hey! No! 651 00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:46,010 >> hey! No! >> freeze! Freeze! Now hit the 652 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:46,043 >> freeze! Freeze! Now hit the 653 00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:47,978 >> freeze! Freeze! Now hit the ground, kid. You, the fat kid! 654 00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:48,012 Ground, kid. You, the fat kid! 655 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:48,712 Ground, kid. You, the fat kid! >> get down. 656 00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:48,745 >> get down. 657 00:10:48,746 --> 00:10:49,847 >> get down. >> get him, garcia! 658 00:10:49,848 --> 00:10:49,881 >> get him, garcia! 659 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,182 >> get him, garcia! >> god damn it, you asshole! 660 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:51,215 >> god damn it, you asshole! 661 00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:52,383 >> god damn it, you asshole! We will rip your fucking head 662 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:52,417 We will rip your fucking head 663 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,785 We will rip your fucking head off and fuckin... 664 00:11:00,325 --> 00:11:01,725 >> sheriff's department! 665 00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:01,758 >> sheriff's department! 666 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:03,761 >> sheriff's department! >> sheriff's department! 667 00:11:03,762 --> 00:11:03,794 >> sheriff's department! 668 00:11:03,795 --> 00:11:05,596 >> sheriff's department! >> got another call out here at 669 00:11:05,597 --> 00:11:05,629 >> got another call out here at 670 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,898 >> got another call out here at one of reno's many fabulous 671 00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:07,931 One of reno's many fabulous 672 00:11:07,932 --> 00:11:08,966 One of reno's many fabulous scenic brothels. 673 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:08,999 Scenic brothels. 674 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,100 Scenic brothels. >> sheriff's department! 675 00:11:10,101 --> 00:11:10,134 >> sheriff's department! 676 00:11:10,135 --> 00:11:11,002 >> sheriff's department! >> when you're visiting reno, 677 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:11,035 >> when you're visiting reno, 678 00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,303 >> when you're visiting reno, these really are the first 679 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:12,336 These really are the first 680 00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:13,437 These really are the first places you should come. It's 681 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:13,470 Places you should come. It's 682 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:14,405 Places you should come. It's much nicer than-- 683 00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:14,438 Much nicer than-- 684 00:11:14,439 --> 00:11:16,307 Much nicer than-- >> what about harrah's or the el 685 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:16,340 >> what about harrah's or the el 686 00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:17,040 >> what about harrah's or the el dorado? 687 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:17,074 Dorado? 688 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,176 Dorado? >> come to the brothels. 689 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:18,209 >> come to the brothels. 690 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,643 >> come to the brothels. You called 911? 691 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:19,677 You called 911? 692 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:20,577 You called 911? >> you called? You called? Who 693 00:11:20,578 --> 00:11:20,611 >> you called? You called? Who 694 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:21,779 >> you called? You called? Who called? He called? 695 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:21,812 Called? He called? 696 00:11:21,813 --> 00:11:23,214 Called? He called? >> he called. 697 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:23,247 >> he called. 698 00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:24,181 >> he called. >> undercover with the better 699 00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:24,214 >> undercover with the better 700 00:11:24,215 --> 00:11:25,316 >> undercover with the better business bureau. 701 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:25,349 Business bureau. 702 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,684 Business bureau. >> you're undercover with the 703 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:26,717 >> you're undercover with the 704 00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:27,485 >> you're undercover with the better business bureau? 705 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:27,518 Better business bureau? 706 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:28,118 Better business bureau? >> yeah. 707 00:11:28,119 --> 00:11:28,152 >> yeah. 708 00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:29,186 >> yeah. >> ok. 709 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:29,220 >> ok. 710 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,421 >> ok. >> this brothel-- 711 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:30,454 >> this brothel-- 712 00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:31,255 >> this brothel-- >> yes? 713 00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:31,289 >> yes? 714 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,924 >> yes? >> advertises in a magazine 715 00:11:33,925 --> 00:11:33,957 >> advertises in a magazine 716 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:34,825 >> advertises in a magazine called yank. 717 00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:34,859 Called yank. 718 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,126 Called yank. >> sure. Yank. 719 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:36,160 >> sure. Yank. 720 00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:37,227 >> sure. Yank. >> for american people. 721 00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:37,261 >> for american people. 722 00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:37,995 >> for american people. >> yeah. 723 00:11:37,996 --> 00:11:38,029 >> yeah. 724 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:38,696 >> yeah. >> no, no, no, no. 725 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:38,729 >> no, no, no, no. 726 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:39,330 >> no, no, no, no. >> no, no, no. 727 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:39,363 >> no, no, no. 728 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:40,264 >> no, no, no. >> oh, yank. Got it. 729 00:11:40,265 --> 00:11:40,298 >> oh, yank. Got it. 730 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,133 >> oh, yank. Got it. >> and on page 28, they have an 731 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:42,166 >> and on page 28, they have an 732 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,668 >> and on page 28, they have an advertisement for a superhero 733 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:43,701 Advertisement for a superhero 734 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,535 Advertisement for a superhero room, and it's false 735 00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:44,568 Room, and it's false 736 00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:47,071 Room, and it's false advertisement and also fraud. 737 00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:47,104 Advertisement and also fraud. 738 00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:47,905 Advertisement and also fraud. >> false advertisement? 739 00:11:47,906 --> 00:11:47,939 >> false advertisement? 740 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:48,873 >> false advertisement? >> you're accusing these 741 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:48,906 >> you're accusing these 742 00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:50,240 >> you're accusing these prostitutes of fraud? 743 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:50,273 Prostitutes of fraud? 744 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,242 Prostitutes of fraud? >> exactly. This is vampirella. 745 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:51,275 >> exactly. This is vampirella. 746 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:52,276 >> exactly. This is vampirella. This is what they say is 747 00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:52,309 This is what they say is 748 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,544 This is what they say is vampirella. She doesn't even 749 00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:53,578 Vampirella. She doesn't even 750 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:54,344 Vampirella. She doesn't even have the fangs. 751 00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:54,378 Have the fangs. 752 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,313 Have the fangs. >> good job. Very, very nice to 753 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:55,346 >> good job. Very, very nice to 754 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,581 >> good job. Very, very nice to meet you. Yeah. What the hell 755 00:11:57,582 --> 00:11:57,614 Meet you. Yeah. What the hell 756 00:11:57,615 --> 00:11:59,016 Meet you. Yeah. What the hell are you looking for? 757 00:11:59,017 --> 00:11:59,050 Are you looking for? 758 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,317 Are you looking for? >> the body's great, but it's 759 00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:00,351 >> the body's great, but it's 760 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,318 >> the body's great, but it's not vampirella. 761 00:12:01,319 --> 00:12:01,351 Not vampirella. 762 00:12:01,352 --> 00:12:02,754 Not vampirella. >> who is vampirella? 763 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:02,787 >> who is vampirella? 764 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:03,821 >> who is vampirella? >> vampirella is a brunette, not 765 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:03,854 >> vampirella is a brunette, not 766 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,622 >> vampirella is a brunette, not a blonde. This is supposed to be 767 00:12:05,623 --> 00:12:05,656 A blonde. This is supposed to be 768 00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:06,624 A blonde. This is supposed to be ghost. 769 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:06,657 Ghost. 770 00:12:06,658 --> 00:12:07,892 Ghost. >> who is this woman over here 771 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:07,925 >> who is this woman over here 772 00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:08,692 >> who is this woman over here supposed to be? 773 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:08,725 Supposed to be? 774 00:12:08,726 --> 00:12:09,560 Supposed to be? >> scarlet witch. 775 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:09,593 >> scarlet witch. 776 00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:11,095 >> scarlet witch. >> sure. Yeah. 777 00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:11,128 >> sure. Yeah. 778 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,063 >> sure. Yeah. >> no. No. Scarlet witch does 779 00:12:13,064 --> 00:12:13,097 >> no. No. Scarlet witch does 780 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:15,299 >> no. No. Scarlet witch does not have a bikini. She has a 781 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:15,333 Not have a bikini. She has a 782 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,568 Not have a bikini. She has a one-piece with a slit like that. 783 00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:17,602 One-piece with a slit like that. 784 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,535 One-piece with a slit like that. >> can I see that badge again? 785 00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:18,569 >> can I see that badge again? 786 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:19,570 >> can I see that badge again? >> how many of these women did 787 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:19,604 >> how many of these women did 788 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,204 >> how many of these women did you-- 789 00:12:20,205 --> 00:12:20,237 You-- 790 00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:20,905 You-- >> she has no blonde hair. Her 791 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:20,938 >> she has no blonde hair. Her 792 00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:21,939 >> she has no blonde hair. Her eyes don't go doo-doo-doo-doo. 793 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:21,972 Eyes don't go doo-doo-doo-doo. 794 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:23,974 Eyes don't go doo-doo-doo-doo. >> how many of these prostitutes 795 00:12:23,975 --> 00:12:24,008 >> how many of these prostitutes 796 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,811 >> how many of these prostitutes did you make whoopee with before 797 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:26,844 Did you make whoopee with before 798 00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:27,778 Did you make whoopee with before you decided that they were 799 00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:27,811 You decided that they were 800 00:12:27,812 --> 00:12:28,646 You decided that they were inaccurate-- 801 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:28,679 Inaccurate-- 802 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,680 Inaccurate-- >> I had to try all of them. 803 00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:29,713 >> I had to try all of them. 804 00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:31,715 >> I had to try all of them. >> so you tried everyone, and 805 00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:31,749 >> so you tried everyone, and 806 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,383 >> so you tried everyone, and then you decided on behalf of 807 00:12:33,384 --> 00:12:33,417 Then you decided on behalf of 808 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:35,219 Then you decided on behalf of the better business bureau, "I'm 809 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:35,252 The better business bureau, "I'm 810 00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:36,920 The better business bureau, "I'm going to file a complaint." 811 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:36,954 Going to file a complaint." 812 00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:37,688 Going to file a complaint." >> but you fucked the whole 813 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:37,721 >> but you fucked the whole 814 00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:38,722 >> but you fucked the whole hall of justice first. 815 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:38,756 Hall of justice first. 816 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:39,456 Hall of justice first. >> right. 817 00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:39,490 >> right. 818 00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:40,257 >> right. >> I think you came here to 819 00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:40,290 >> I think you came here to 820 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,225 >> I think you came here to fuck vampirella. 821 00:12:41,226 --> 00:12:41,259 Fuck vampirella. 822 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:41,826 Fuck vampirella. >> chocolate. Taste it. 823 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:41,859 >> chocolate. Taste it. 824 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,027 >> chocolate. Taste it. >> it's not-- 825 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:43,060 >> it's not-- 826 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:43,728 >> it's not-- >> it's chocolate. 827 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:43,761 >> it's chocolate. 828 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:44,628 >> it's chocolate. >> it's a chocolate badge, sir. 829 00:12:44,629 --> 00:12:44,661 >> it's a chocolate badge, sir. 830 00:12:44,662 --> 00:12:46,330 >> it's a chocolate badge, sir. >> excuse me! Uhh! 831 00:12:46,331 --> 00:12:46,363 >> excuse me! Uhh! 832 00:12:46,364 --> 00:12:49,066 >> excuse me! Uhh! >> oh, fuck, let him go. 833 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:49,100 >> oh, fuck, let him go. 834 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:49,567 >> oh, fuck, let him go. [thud] 835 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:49,600 [thud] 836 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:50,367 [thud] >> ow! 837 00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:50,401 >> ow! 838 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,269 >> ow! >> hit the fence. 839 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:52,303 >> hit the fence. 840 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:53,170 >> hit the fence. >> is there some kind of 841 00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:53,203 >> is there some kind of 842 00:12:53,204 --> 00:12:54,572 >> is there some kind of convention in town or something? 843 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:54,605 Convention in town or something? 844 00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:55,773 Convention in town or something? >> oh, dentists. 845 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:55,806 >> oh, dentists. 846 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:56,874 >> oh, dentists. >> oh! 847 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:56,908 >> oh! 848 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:57,808 >> oh! >> yeah. The dentists are in 849 00:12:57,809 --> 00:12:57,842 >> yeah. The dentists are in 850 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:58,209 >> yeah. The dentists are in town. 851 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:58,242 Town. 852 00:12:58,243 --> 00:12:58,909 Town. >> oh! Dentists are fucked 853 00:12:58,910 --> 00:12:58,942 >> oh! Dentists are fucked 854 00:12:58,943 --> 00:13:00,411 >> oh! Dentists are fucked up. Yeah. 855 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:00,444 Up. Yeah. 856 00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:01,245 Up. Yeah. >> well, they got the best 857 00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:01,278 >> well, they got the best 858 00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:01,879 >> well, they got the best drugs. 859 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:01,912 Drugs. 860 00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:02,913 Drugs. >> that's true. 861 00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,453 [school bell rings] 862 00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:09,487 [school bell rings] 863 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,721 [school bell rings] >> hey, kids. You guys are 864 00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:10,754 >> hey, kids. You guys are 865 00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:14,591 >> hey, kids. You guys are coming of age where things are 866 00:13:14,592 --> 00:13:14,625 Coming of age where things are 867 00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,527 Coming of age where things are blossoming and you'll find 868 00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:16,560 Blossoming and you'll find 869 00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,829 Blossoming and you'll find yourself, after gym class, that 870 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:18,863 Yourself, after gym class, that 871 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:21,531 Yourself, after gym class, that you're not feeling so fresh and 872 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:21,565 You're not feeling so fresh and 873 00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:22,867 You're not feeling so fresh and that you'll want to take a 874 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:22,900 That you'll want to take a 875 00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:26,570 That you'll want to take a shower. Now a lot of you feel 876 00:13:26,571 --> 00:13:26,603 Shower. Now a lot of you feel 877 00:13:26,604 --> 00:13:30,074 Shower. Now a lot of you feel that you're a little inadequate 878 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:30,107 That you're a little inadequate 879 00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:31,876 That you're a little inadequate in the, um, you know, in your 880 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:31,909 In the, um, you know, in your 881 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,811 In the, um, you know, in your penis area, and you're a little 882 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:33,845 Penis area, and you're a little 883 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,546 Penis area, and you're a little scared, especially some of you-- 884 00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:35,580 Scared, especially some of you-- 885 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,147 Scared, especially some of you-- probably the white boys here. 886 00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:37,181 Probably the white boys here. 887 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:38,749 Probably the white boys here. You know, some of us come with 888 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:38,782 You know, some of us come with 889 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:41,718 You know, some of us come with a, you know, a bless-- 890 00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:41,752 A, you know, a bless-- 891 00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:43,087 A, you know, a bless-- >> oh, gosh, I hear the buses 892 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:43,120 >> oh, gosh, I hear the buses 893 00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:46,156 >> oh, gosh, I hear the buses there. Listen. Vrrroom! 894 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:46,190 There. Listen. Vrrroom! 895 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:51,161 There. Listen. Vrrroom! [siren] 896 00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:54,899 [siren] 897 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:54,932 [siren] 898 00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:55,832 [siren] [alarm] 899 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:55,866 [alarm] 900 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:56,567 [alarm] >> this has gotta be an all-time 901 00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:56,600 >> this has gotta be an all-time 902 00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:58,235 >> this has gotta be an all-time record for a response, right? 903 00:13:58,236 --> 00:13:58,268 Record for a response, right? 904 00:13:58,269 --> 00:14:02,005 Record for a response, right? >> sheriff's department! 905 00:14:02,006 --> 00:14:02,039 >> sheriff's department! 906 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,340 >> sheriff's department! Sheriff's department! Where'd 907 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:03,373 Sheriff's department! Where'd 908 00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:06,277 Sheriff's department! Where'd they go? Where'd they go? 909 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:06,310 They go? Where'd they go? 910 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:07,511 They go? Where'd they go? Sheriff's department! We heard 911 00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:07,544 Sheriff's department! We heard 912 00:14:07,545 --> 00:14:08,312 Sheriff's department! We heard your alarm! 913 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:08,346 Your alarm! 914 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,081 Your alarm! >> hello? Hello! 915 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:10,114 >> hello? Hello! 916 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:10,680 >> hello? Hello! >> where'd they go? 917 00:14:10,681 --> 00:14:10,714 >> where'd they go? 918 00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:12,049 >> where'd they go? >> why are you waving your gun 919 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:12,082 >> why are you waving your gun 920 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:12,816 >> why are you waving your gun around? 921 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:12,849 Around? 922 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:13,717 Around? >> why is your alarm blaring? 923 00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:13,751 >> why is your alarm blaring? 924 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,286 >> why is your alarm blaring? >> so sorry. I forgot to turn it 925 00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:15,319 >> so sorry. I forgot to turn it 926 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,388 >> so sorry. I forgot to turn it off this morning when I came in 927 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:17,421 Off this morning when I came in 928 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:20,190 Off this morning when I came in to work. 929 00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:20,223 To work. 930 00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:21,292 To work. >> that's been blaring all day 931 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:21,325 >> that's been blaring all day 932 00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:22,025 >> that's been blaring all day long? 933 00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:22,058 Long? 934 00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:22,793 Long? >> how long has that been going? 935 00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:22,826 >> how long has that been going? 936 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:25,563 >> how long has that been going? >> since--maybe 7 hours. 937 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:25,596 >> since--maybe 7 hours. 938 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:27,764 >> since--maybe 7 hours. >> 6 or 7 hours. Hmm. Not a good 939 00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:27,798 >> 6 or 7 hours. Hmm. Not a good 940 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:28,632 >> 6 or 7 hours. Hmm. Not a good response time for us, then, 941 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:28,666 Response time for us, then, 942 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,566 Response time for us, then, really. 943 00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:29,600 Really. 944 00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:30,768 Really. [tires squeal] 945 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:30,801 [tires squeal] 946 00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:32,303 [tires squeal] [crash] 947 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,439 >> we take you now live for a 948 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:35,472 >> we take you now live for a 949 00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:36,673 >> we take you now live for a statement from a representative 950 00:14:36,674 --> 00:14:36,706 Statement from a representative 951 00:14:36,707 --> 00:14:37,474 Statement from a representative for the reno sheriff's 952 00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:37,508 For the reno sheriff's 953 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:37,975 For the reno sheriff's department. 954 00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:38,008 Department. 955 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:40,510 Department. >> and then you--this far--doo, 956 00:14:40,511 --> 00:14:40,544 >> and then you--this far--doo, 957 00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:45,449 >> and then you--this far--doo, bam, bam. Then up, down, uh, uh, 958 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:45,482 Bam, bam. Then up, down, uh, uh, 959 00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:47,017 Bam, bam. Then up, down, uh, uh, and then the, uh... 960 00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:47,051 And then the, uh... 961 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:47,984 And then the, uh... >> then this part? 962 00:14:47,985 --> 00:14:48,018 >> then this part? 963 00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:49,619 >> then this part? >> no, no, no. It's this. 964 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:49,653 >> no, no, no. It's this. 965 00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:51,955 >> no, no, no. It's this. >> oh. Ooh, ooh-ooh, pah! 966 00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:51,988 >> oh. Ooh, ooh-ooh, pah! 967 00:14:51,989 --> 00:14:53,623 >> oh. Ooh, ooh-ooh, pah! Ooh-ooh, pah! Pah! 968 00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:53,657 Ooh-ooh, pah! Pah! 969 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,692 Ooh-ooh, pah! Pah! >> then it's this, but I think 970 00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:55,726 >> then it's this, but I think 971 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:56,827 >> then it's this, but I think you have to go this way, like, 972 00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:56,861 You have to go this way, like, 973 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,529 You have to go this way, like, if I go that way, 'cause I think 974 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:58,562 If I go that way, 'cause I think 975 00:14:58,563 --> 00:14:59,730 If I go that way, 'cause I think that's how they had 2 lines. 976 00:14:59,731 --> 00:14:59,763 That's how they had 2 lines. 977 00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:00,831 That's how they had 2 lines. >> ok. Let's go from "pah"! 978 00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:00,864 >> ok. Let's go from "pah"! 979 00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:01,632 >> ok. Let's go from "pah"! >> ok. 980 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:01,665 >> ok. 981 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,367 >> ok. >> ooh, pah! Ooh-ooh, pah! 982 00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:03,400 >> ooh, pah! Ooh-ooh, pah! 983 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:05,769 >> ooh, pah! Ooh-ooh, pah! >> deputy. Deputy, we're on the 984 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:05,803 >> deputy. Deputy, we're on the 985 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,271 >> deputy. Deputy, we're on the air. We're on the air now, live. 986 00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:07,304 Air. We're on the air now, live. 987 00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:08,105 Air. We're on the air now, live. >> yeah. You're right, you're 988 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:08,139 >> yeah. You're right, you're 989 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,339 >> yeah. You're right, you're right. It's double. It's double, 990 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:09,373 Right. It's double. It's double, 991 00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:11,242 Right. It's double. It's double, double, walk it, walk it. 992 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:11,275 Double, walk it, walk it. 993 00:15:11,276 --> 00:15:13,977 Double, walk it, walk it. Both: Double, double, walk it, 994 00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:14,010 Both: Double, double, walk it, 995 00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:14,678 Both: Double, double, walk it, walk it. 996 00:15:14,679 --> 00:15:14,712 Walk it. 997 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,812 Walk it. >> we're on the air now. We're 998 00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:15,845 >> we're on the air now. We're 999 00:15:15,846 --> 00:15:17,315 >> we're on the air now. We're live. 1000 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:17,348 Live. 1001 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,516 Live. >> hello. 1002 00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:29,426 [brakes hiss] 1003 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:29,460 [brakes hiss] 1004 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:32,496 [brakes hiss] >> uhh! Nice. New brake pads. 1005 00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:32,529 >> uhh! Nice. New brake pads. 1006 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:35,799 >> uhh! Nice. New brake pads. I'll tell ya, when lieutenant 1007 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:35,833 I'll tell ya, when lieutenant 1008 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,335 I'll tell ya, when lieutenant jimbo gets horny for a little 1009 00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:38,368 Jimbo gets horny for a little 1010 00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:41,572 Jimbo gets horny for a little chicken panang curry, you 1011 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:41,605 Chicken panang curry, you 1012 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:45,342 Chicken panang curry, you cannot beat the p&v thai 1013 00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:45,376 Cannot beat the p&v thai 1014 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,711 Cannot beat the p&v thai barbecue seafood cafe. I'm not 1015 00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:47,744 Barbecue seafood cafe. I'm not 1016 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:49,080 Barbecue seafood cafe. I'm not taking any more chances when it 1017 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:49,113 Taking any more chances when it 1018 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,614 Taking any more chances when it comes to bicycle security. 1019 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:50,648 Comes to bicycle security. 1020 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,715 Comes to bicycle security. [indistinct police radio 1021 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:51,748 [indistinct police radio 1022 00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:55,552 [indistinct police radio dispatch] 1023 00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:55,586 Dispatch] 1024 00:15:55,587 --> 00:16:02,526 Dispatch] ounce of prevention. 1025 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:02,559 Ounce of prevention. 1026 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,029 Ounce of prevention. All right. Let's eat. 1027 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:05,062 All right. Let's eat. 1028 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:06,396 All right. Let's eat. Ã¢â¢Âª bum-bum-bum-bum, rrrum, 1029 00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:06,430 Ã¢â¢Âª bum-bum-bum-bum, rrrum, 1030 00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,331 Ã¢â¢Âª bum-bum-bum-bum, rrrum, rrrum Ã¢â¢Âª 1031 00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:08,365 Rrrum Ã¢â¢Âª 1032 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:11,535 Rrrum Ã¢â¢Âª ah! What looks good today. Thank 1033 00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:11,568 Ah! What looks good today. Thank 1034 00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:14,705 Ah! What looks good today. Thank you so much. [sniffs] mm-mm-mm- 1035 00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:14,738 You so much. [sniffs] mm-mm-mm- 1036 00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:16,941 You so much. [sniffs] mm-mm-mm- mm-mmm! 1037 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:16,974 Mm-mmm! 1038 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,975 Mm-mmm! [dog barking] 1039 00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:33,190 >> I once saw a turkish guy in a 1040 00:16:33,191 --> 00:16:33,224 >> I once saw a turkish guy in a 1041 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,025 >> I once saw a turkish guy in a petting zoo and I thought I'd 1042 00:16:35,026 --> 00:16:35,059 Petting zoo and I thought I'd 1043 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,393 Petting zoo and I thought I'd seen it all. 1044 00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:36,426 Seen it all. 1045 00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:37,794 Seen it all. >> a turkish person at a petting 1046 00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:37,827 >> a turkish person at a petting 1047 00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:38,662 >> a turkish person at a petting zoo? What, was he in the petting 1048 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:38,695 Zoo? What, was he in the petting 1049 00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,063 Zoo? What, was he in the petting zoo like an animal or petting 1050 00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:40,097 Zoo like an animal or petting 1051 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:41,065 Zoo like an animal or petting the animals in the zoo? 1052 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:41,098 The animals in the zoo? 1053 00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,134 The animals in the zoo? >> I don't know. He was just in 1054 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:43,167 >> I don't know. He was just in 1055 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:47,104 >> I don't know. He was just in there. I did touch him lightly 1056 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:47,137 There. I did touch him lightly 1057 00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:48,005 There. I did touch him lightly on the back, just 'cause I 1058 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:48,038 On the back, just 'cause I 1059 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:48,872 On the back, just 'cause I wasn't sure. 1060 00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:48,905 Wasn't sure. 1061 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:49,673 Wasn't sure. >> well, did he act like that's 1062 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:49,707 >> well, did he act like that's 1063 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,474 >> well, did he act like that's what he was there for? 1064 00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:50,508 What he was there for? 1065 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,575 What he was there for? >> I said "excuse me" after I 1066 00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:51,608 >> I said "excuse me" after I 1067 00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:52,809 >> I said "excuse me" after I did it, just in case. 1068 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:52,843 Did it, just in case. 1069 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:53,744 Did it, just in case. >> oh, in case he wasn't there 1070 00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:53,777 >> oh, in case he wasn't there 1071 00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:55,579 >> oh, in case he wasn't there as part of the display. Hmm! 1072 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:55,612 As part of the display. Hmm! 1073 00:16:55,613 --> 00:17:00,150 As part of the display. Hmm! >> he did eat some of the seed. 1074 00:17:00,151 --> 00:17:00,183 >> he did eat some of the seed. 1075 00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:01,852 >> he did eat some of the seed. He might have been a goat. It 1076 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:01,885 He might have been a goat. It 1077 00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:02,853 He might have been a goat. It might have been a goat. 1078 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:02,886 Might have been a goat. 1079 00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,221 Might have been a goat. >> oh! That you mistook for a 1080 00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:04,254 >> oh! That you mistook for a 1081 00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:05,488 >> oh! That you mistook for a turkish gentleman. 1082 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:12,596 >> here he is. Now, ma'am, just 1083 00:17:12,597 --> 00:17:12,630 >> here he is. Now, ma'am, just 1084 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,732 >> here he is. Now, ma'am, just walk away, walk away, walk away. 1085 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:14,765 Walk away, walk away, walk away. 1086 00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:16,967 Walk away, walk away, walk away. >> hey, the lucky lady is a 1087 00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:17,000 >> hey, the lucky lady is a 1088 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,369 >> hey, the lucky lady is a winner. That lucky lady was a 1089 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:19,403 Winner. That lucky lady was a 1090 00:17:19,404 --> 00:17:20,137 Winner. That lucky lady was a winner. 1091 00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:20,171 Winner. 1092 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:20,670 Winner. >> hey. 1093 00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:20,704 >> hey. 1094 00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:21,372 >> hey. >> yeah. That lucky lady was-- 1095 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:21,405 >> yeah. That lucky lady was-- 1096 00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:22,206 >> yeah. That lucky lady was-- well, you know why we're here, 1097 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:22,239 Well, you know why we're here, 1098 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:22,906 Well, you know why we're here, don't you? 1099 00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:22,939 Don't you? 1100 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:23,841 Don't you? >> to play the game? 1101 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:23,874 >> to play the game? 1102 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,042 >> to play the game? >> what's the game, sir? 1103 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:25,075 >> what's the game, sir? 1104 00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:26,677 >> what's the game, sir? >> it's just the octopus game. 1105 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:26,710 >> it's just the octopus game. 1106 00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:27,711 >> it's just the octopus game. >> the octopus game. 1107 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:27,745 >> the octopus game. 1108 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,912 >> the octopus game. >> shock the octopus with the 1109 00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:28,946 >> shock the octopus with the 1110 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:29,879 >> shock the octopus with the money bomb. 1111 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:29,913 Money bomb. 1112 00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:30,981 Money bomb. >> all right. I'm here. I've got 1113 00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:31,015 >> all right. I'm here. I've got 1114 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,549 >> all right. I'm here. I've got a money bomb. I chuck a dime. 1115 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:32,583 A money bomb. I chuck a dime. 1116 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,550 A money bomb. I chuck a dime. What do I win, carl? 1117 00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:33,583 What do I win, carl? 1118 00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,385 What do I win, carl? >> you win a vacation to the 1119 00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:35,418 >> you win a vacation to the 1120 00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:36,754 >> you win a vacation to the buffalo fair. 1121 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:36,787 Buffalo fair. 1122 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:39,623 Buffalo fair. >> well, you know that the great 1123 00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:39,656 >> well, you know that the great 1124 00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:42,459 >> well, you know that the great spirit that runs this carnival-- 1125 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:42,493 Spirit that runs this carnival-- 1126 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,293 Spirit that runs this carnival-- >> really? 1127 00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:43,326 >> really? 1128 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:44,328 >> really? >> yeah, mine. He's got a 1129 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:44,361 >> yeah, mine. He's got a 1130 00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:45,329 >> yeah, mine. He's got a restraining order against you. 1131 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:45,362 Restraining order against you. 1132 00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:46,997 Restraining order against you. He's asked you several times not 1133 00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:47,030 He's asked you several times not 1134 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:47,865 He's asked you several times not to come out here. 1135 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:47,898 To come out here. 1136 00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:48,498 To come out here. >> oh, yeah. 1137 00:17:48,499 --> 00:17:48,531 >> oh, yeah. 1138 00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:49,199 >> oh, yeah. >> you know-- 1139 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:49,233 >> you know-- 1140 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,201 >> you know-- >> we went to the giraffe safari 1141 00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:51,235 >> we went to the giraffe safari 1142 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,769 >> we went to the giraffe safari down there at the world's fair 1143 00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:52,803 Down there at the world's fair 1144 00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:53,103 Down there at the world's fair in-- 1145 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:53,137 In-- 1146 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:53,671 In-- >> where's that? 1147 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:53,704 >> where's that? 1148 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:54,338 >> where's that? >> 1935. 1149 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:54,371 >> 1935. 1150 00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:55,472 >> 1935. >> 1935 world's fair had a 1151 00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:55,506 >> 1935 world's fair had a 1152 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,373 >> 1935 world's fair had a giraffe safari? 1153 00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:56,406 Giraffe safari? 1154 00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:57,308 Giraffe safari? >> that was in boston, 1155 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:57,341 >> that was in boston, 1156 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:00,110 >> that was in boston, massachusetts, down there by the 1157 00:18:00,111 --> 00:18:00,143 Massachusetts, down there by the 1158 00:18:00,144 --> 00:18:00,878 Massachusetts, down there by the water. 1159 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:00,911 Water. 1160 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:02,346 Water. >> yeah, that was a good world's 1161 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:02,379 >> yeah, that was a good world's 1162 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:02,980 >> yeah, that was a good world's fair. 1163 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:03,013 Fair. 1164 00:18:03,014 --> 00:18:04,081 Fair. >> you look real good for a man 1165 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:04,114 >> you look real good for a man 1166 00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:05,014 >> you look real good for a man of that age. 1167 00:18:05,015 --> 00:18:05,048 Of that age. 1168 00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,384 Of that age. >> oh, yeah, I take the lotions 1169 00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:07,417 >> oh, yeah, I take the lotions 1170 00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:08,785 >> oh, yeah, I take the lotions from the tv on the industrial 1171 00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:08,818 From the tv on the industrial 1172 00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:10,020 From the tv on the industrial commercials. 1173 00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:10,054 Commercials. 1174 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,722 Commercials. >> hey, look what we won. We won 1175 00:18:12,723 --> 00:18:12,756 >> hey, look what we won. We won 1176 00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:13,590 >> hey, look what we won. We won chief carl. 1177 00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:13,624 Chief carl. 1178 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,491 Chief carl. >> we won chief carl. 1179 00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:14,524 >> we won chief carl. 1180 00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:15,225 >> we won chief carl. >> look how big he is. 1181 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:15,259 >> look how big he is. 1182 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,059 >> look how big he is. >> that's the biggest prize of 1183 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:16,092 >> that's the biggest prize of 1184 00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:17,361 >> that's the biggest prize of all. Come on. 1185 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:17,394 All. Come on. 1186 00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:19,963 All. Come on. >> you have buffalo breath. 1187 00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:19,996 >> you have buffalo breath. 1188 00:18:19,997 --> 00:18:24,835 >> you have buffalo breath. That gets me dizzy! Aah! Aah! My 1189 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:24,868 That gets me dizzy! Aah! Aah! My 1190 00:18:24,869 --> 00:18:26,770 That gets me dizzy! Aah! Aah! My eyeballs have gone to the back 1191 00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:26,804 Eyeballs have gone to the back 1192 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:27,871 Eyeballs have gone to the back of my head! 1193 00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:27,904 Of my head! 1194 00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:31,942 Of my head! [siren] 1195 00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:36,280 [siren] 1196 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:36,313 [siren] 1197 00:18:36,314 --> 00:18:38,015 [siren] [imitates playing the harmonica] 1198 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:38,048 [imitates playing the harmonica] 1199 00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:57,567 [imitates playing the harmonica] >> Ã¢â¢Âª wah wah wah wah wah wah Ã¢â¢Âª 1200 00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:57,601 >> Ã¢â¢Âª wah wah wah wah wah wah Ã¢â¢Âª 1201 00:18:57,602 --> 00:19:01,171 >> Ã¢â¢Âª wah wah wah wah wah wah Ã¢â¢Âª >> [exhales] I'm bored. Come on, 1202 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:01,204 >> [exhales] I'm bored. Come on, 1203 00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:03,974 >> [exhales] I'm bored. Come on, people. Do some shootin', 1204 00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:04,008 People. Do some shootin', 1205 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,776 People. Do some shootin', killin', rapin'! Do something! 1206 00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:06,810 Killin', rapin'! Do something! 1207 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:11,148 Killin', rapin'! Do something! Steal! Jaywalk! Anything! Uhh! 1208 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:21,158 >> Ã¢â¢Âª I'm a dragon slayer, I'm 1209 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:21,191 >> Ã¢â¢Âª I'm a dragon slayer, I'm 1210 00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:26,130 >> Ã¢â¢Âª I'm a dragon slayer, I'm carl moore and I'm going to 1211 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:26,163 Carl moore and I'm going to 1212 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,532 Carl moore and I'm going to marry a troll Ã¢â¢Âª 1213 00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:28,565 Marry a troll Ã¢â¢Âª 1214 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:30,901 Marry a troll Ã¢â¢Âª >> hey. Hey, buddy. 1215 00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:30,934 >> hey. Hey, buddy. 1216 00:19:30,935 --> 00:19:32,869 >> hey. Hey, buddy. >> [imitates explosion] hey, 1217 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:32,902 >> [imitates explosion] hey, 1218 00:19:32,903 --> 00:19:33,871 >> [imitates explosion] hey, guys. 1219 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:33,904 Guys. 1220 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:34,704 Guys. >> how are you doing? 1221 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:34,738 >> how are you doing? 1222 00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:35,539 >> how are you doing? >> I'm good, man. 1223 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:35,572 >> I'm good, man. 1224 00:19:35,573 --> 00:19:36,239 >> I'm good, man. >> yeah. 1225 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:36,272 >> yeah. 1226 00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:39,877 >> yeah. >> I will take a--fine, good. 1227 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:39,910 >> I will take a--fine, good. 1228 00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:41,745 >> I will take a--fine, good. Yeah. You're the winner. 1229 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:41,778 Yeah. You're the winner. 1230 00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:42,345 Yeah. You're the winner. >> hey, this is-- 1231 00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:42,379 >> hey, this is-- 1232 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,513 >> hey, this is-- >> whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no! 1233 00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:43,546 >> whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no! 1234 00:19:43,547 --> 00:19:44,648 >> whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no! Because-- 1235 00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:44,681 Because-- 1236 00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:45,849 Because-- >> 'cause what? 1237 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:45,882 >> 'cause what? 1238 00:19:45,883 --> 00:19:47,550 >> 'cause what? >> that's pabst, sir. That's 1239 00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:47,584 >> that's pabst, sir. That's 1240 00:19:47,585 --> 00:19:48,518 >> that's pabst, sir. That's pabst blue ribbon, and you had a 1241 00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:48,552 Pabst blue ribbon, and you had a 1242 00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:49,920 Pabst blue ribbon, and you had a little too much of it. Now, now, 1243 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:49,953 Little too much of it. Now, now, 1244 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,254 Little too much of it. Now, now, now, you're good. You're good 1245 00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:51,288 Now, you're good. You're good 1246 00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:52,389 Now, you're good. You're good right here, sir. 1247 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:52,422 Right here, sir. 1248 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,157 Right here, sir. >> I won that? I won that? 1249 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:54,191 >> I won that? I won that? 1250 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,026 >> I won that? I won that? >> no, no, no, no. You didn't 1251 00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:56,060 >> no, no, no, no. You didn't 1252 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,895 >> no, no, no, no. You didn't win any damsel. You didn't 1253 00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:57,928 Win any damsel. You didn't 1254 00:19:57,929 --> 00:19:58,795 Win any damsel. You didn't win any damsel. 1255 00:19:58,796 --> 00:19:58,828 Win any damsel. 1256 00:19:58,829 --> 00:19:59,863 Win any damsel. >> come on! 1257 00:19:59,864 --> 00:19:59,897 >> come on! 1258 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:00,663 >> come on! >> hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, 1259 00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:00,697 >> hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, 1260 00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:01,298 >> hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1261 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:01,331 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1262 00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:02,499 Whoa, whoa, whoa. >> I just wanted some turkey. 1263 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:02,532 >> I just wanted some turkey. 1264 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:03,367 >> I just wanted some turkey. >> some turkey? 1265 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:03,400 >> some turkey? 1266 00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:04,801 >> some turkey? >> I am a trained knight. 1267 00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:04,835 >> I am a trained knight. 1268 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:05,936 >> I am a trained knight. >> can I get your mom's phone 1269 00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:05,970 >> can I get your mom's phone 1270 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:06,536 >> can I get your mom's phone number? 1271 00:20:06,537 --> 00:20:06,570 Number? 1272 00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:07,971 Number? >> I had drunk--I had drinking 1273 00:20:07,972 --> 00:20:08,004 >> I had drunk--I had drinking 1274 00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:10,006 >> I had drunk--I had drinking training. Come on! 1275 00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:10,040 Training. Come on! 1276 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:10,808 Training. Come on! >> sir, can I ask you something? 1277 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:10,841 >> sir, can I ask you something? 1278 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,576 >> sir, can I ask you something? >> come on! 1279 00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:12,609 >> come on! 1280 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,177 >> come on! >> are you here with anybody or 1281 00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:14,211 >> are you here with anybody or 1282 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,345 >> are you here with anybody or are you just walking around by 1283 00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:15,378 Are you just walking around by 1284 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:16,046 Are you just walking around by yourself? 1285 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:16,079 Yourself? 1286 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,782 Yourself? >> I was--I was dropped off, ok? 1287 00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:18,816 >> I was--I was dropped off, ok? 1288 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:19,716 >> I was--I was dropped off, ok? >> can anybody give me his 1289 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:19,749 >> can anybody give me his 1290 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:20,850 >> can anybody give me his parents' number? 1291 00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:20,884 Parents' number? 1292 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:21,785 Parents' number? >> let me stay in front of the 1293 00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:21,818 >> let me stay in front of the 1294 00:20:21,819 --> 00:20:23,019 >> let me stay in front of the girl that I won. I was dropped 1295 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:23,053 Girl that I won. I was dropped 1296 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,122 Girl that I won. I was dropped off. I will be picked up. It 1297 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:25,155 Off. I will be picked up. It 1298 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:25,789 Off. I will be picked up. It doesn't matter. 1299 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:25,822 Doesn't matter. 1300 00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:26,523 Doesn't matter. >> by? 1301 00:20:26,524 --> 00:20:26,556 >> by? 1302 00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:27,624 >> by? >> they will pick m--who cares? 1303 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:27,658 >> they will pick m--who cares? 1304 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:28,424 >> they will pick m--who cares? >> by? 1305 00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:28,458 >> by? 1306 00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,493 >> by? >> by. Bye-bye. 1307 00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:30,527 >> by. Bye-bye. 1308 00:20:30,528 --> 00:20:31,528 >> by. Bye-bye. >> no. You were dropped off 1309 00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:31,562 >> no. You were dropped off 1310 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,163 >> no. You were dropped off by--was it your mom? 1311 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:33,196 By--was it your mom? 1312 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:33,830 By--was it your mom? >> your moms? 1313 00:20:33,831 --> 00:20:33,863 >> your moms? 1314 00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:38,969 >> your moms? >> there is a patron to--I-- 1315 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:39,003 >> there is a patron to--I-- 1316 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,671 >> there is a patron to--I-- >> your mom. 1317 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:40,704 >> your mom. 1318 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,172 >> your mom. Come on. You know what we got? 1319 00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:42,205 Come on. You know what we got? 1320 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:43,072 Come on. You know what we got? You know, when we take you back 1321 00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:43,106 You know, when we take you back 1322 00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:43,807 You know, when we take you back to the station-- 1323 00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:43,840 To the station-- 1324 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:44,474 To the station-- >> yeah? 1325 00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:44,508 >> yeah? 1326 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,408 >> yeah? >> we'll make you some coffee. 1327 00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:45,442 >> we'll make you some coffee. 1328 00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:46,943 >> we'll make you some coffee. We'll put in star trek ii. 1329 00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:46,976 We'll put in star trek ii. 1330 00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:50,447 We'll put in star trek ii. >> oh, man! When he's khan! 1331 00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:50,481 >> oh, man! When he's khan! 1332 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,116 >> oh, man! When he's khan! >> yes, sure. 1333 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:52,149 >> yes, sure. 1334 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,350 >> yes, sure. >> oh, yeah. You know one thing 1335 00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:53,383 >> oh, yeah. You know one thing 1336 00:20:53,384 --> 00:20:55,919 >> oh, yeah. You know one thing I noticed? All these weird 1337 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:55,952 I noticed? All these weird 1338 00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:56,286 I noticed? All these weird honkeys... 1339 00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:56,319 Honkeys... 1340 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,154 Honkeys... Walking around with swords, they 1341 00:20:58,155 --> 00:20:58,188 Walking around with swords, they 1342 00:20:58,189 --> 00:20:59,256 Walking around with swords, they wouldn't let black fellas do 1343 00:20:59,257 --> 00:20:59,289 Wouldn't let black fellas do 1344 00:20:59,290 --> 00:20:59,556 Wouldn't let black fellas do that. 1345 00:20:59,557 --> 00:20:59,590 That. 1346 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,257 That. >> no, they would not. 1347 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:03,793 >> [humming] 1348 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:03,826 >> [humming] 1349 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:04,594 >> [humming] >> yes. 1350 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:04,628 >> yes. 1351 00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:06,597 >> yes. Both: Ã¢â¢Âª oh, my lord, lord, 1352 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:06,630 Both: Ã¢â¢Âª oh, my lord, lord, 1353 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:09,265 Both: Ã¢â¢Âª oh, my lord, lord, lord, lord Ã¢â¢Âª 1354 00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:09,299 Lord, lord Ã¢â¢Âª 1355 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,167 Lord, lord Ã¢â¢Âª >> I'm gonna take the harmony. 1356 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:10,200 >> I'm gonna take the harmony. 1357 00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:10,868 >> I'm gonna take the harmony. >> good. 1358 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:10,901 >> good. 1359 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,970 >> good. Both: Ã¢â¢Âª oh, my lord, lord, 1360 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:13,003 Both: Ã¢â¢Âª oh, my lord, lord, 1361 00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:15,572 Both: Ã¢â¢Âª oh, my lord, lord, lord, lord Ã¢â¢Âª 1362 00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:15,605 Lord, lord Ã¢â¢Âª 1363 00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:18,542 Lord, lord Ã¢â¢Âª >> uh...Oh, good lord in heaven, 1364 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:18,575 >> uh...Oh, good lord in heaven, 1365 00:21:18,576 --> 00:21:21,044 >> uh...Oh, good lord in heaven, I want to thank you, uh... 1366 00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:21,077 I want to thank you, uh... 1367 00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:22,545 I want to thank you, uh... For giving me a police car that 1368 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:22,579 For giving me a police car that 1369 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:25,783 For giving me a police car that works, with its flashing lights 1370 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:25,816 Works, with its flashing lights 1371 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,418 Works, with its flashing lights and a siren that says you... 1372 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:27,451 And a siren that says you... 1373 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,919 And a siren that says you... 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