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♪ There's a place you gotta go ♪
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♪ For learning all you oughta
know about the facts of life ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪ When your books are
what you're there about ♪
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♪ But looks are
what you care about ♪
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♪ The time is right to
learn the facts of life ♪
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♪ When the world never seems ♪
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♪ To be living up
to your dreams ♪
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♪ It's time you
started finding out ♪
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♪ What everything is all about ♪
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♪ When the boys you
used to hate you date ♪
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♪ I guess you best
investigate the facts of life ♪
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♪ You gotta get 'em right ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪♪
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Boy, doesn't that TV
ever get turned off?
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Give us a break, Mr. Bradley.
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This is Sunday, and we devote
our evening to the boob tube.
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Well, I'm sure you've all finished
your poetry assignments for tomorrow.
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Hey, does that poetry assignment
really count for half our grade?
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You better believe it.
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Girls, I know that some of you think that
poetry is nothing more than flowery words,
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but it's not that.
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Some of life's great truths
have been echoed by the poets...
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Byron, Shelley, Wordsworth.
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Tootie! You're gonna
love my poem, Mr. Bradley.
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Listen to this.
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"How it feels to
make your deals,
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eat your meals, cool
your heels, all on wheels."
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By Tootie Ramsey.
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Well, that's quite
a catchy title.
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No, Mr. Bradley,
that's the whole poem.
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Then let me give you a title.
How about "Ode to an F-Minus"?
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That's okay. I've
got a backup poem.
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Hi, gang. Hi, Mrs. Garrett.
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- Mr. Bradley.
- Mrs. Garrett, the horizontal's
wobbling again.
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I'll give it a shot with
my TV tenderizer.
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This is not Hamburger Helper.
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This is a sensitive piece
of electronic equipment.
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I have been fixing TVs
since I was in high school.
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They had TVs back then?
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Here's the problem.
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Oh, fantastic! Terrific,
Mr. Goodwrench.
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Tell me... In high school,
did you also fix fuse boxes?
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No. Good. Then we got a chance.
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Follow me.
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Tootie, give a yell when the
lights come back on. Roger.
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Everybody must be asleep.
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Good night, Jason. It was... It was a
good rehearsal. The play went very well.
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I could use a little bit more
practice on the love scene.
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You're a great Juliet.
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Uh, good night,
Jason. Thank you.
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Whoa. I thought you liked me.
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I-I do. I do. But, well, I
have a poem due tomorrow,
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and I haven't even started it.
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I'm great at poetry.
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How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
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I'll count them.
You're too busy.
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Has anything turned
on out there, Tootie?
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Yeah, but it's not the lights.
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Hi.
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Blair, what's going on here?
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Think hard.
You'll figure it out.
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This is Jason Hoss. He's
Romeo, uh, to my Juliet.
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- We were just rehearsing.
- Well, rehearsal's over, Romeo.
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Well, it's certainly been
a stimulating evening.
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Jason.
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Oh, right. Right.
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Good night, Romeo.
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If you ever do... Blair, I know
you have a very busy schedule...
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Starring in the school play,
rehearsing with your leading man.
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But getting back to the old,
humdrum world of education,
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I presume you have completed
your poetry assignment for tomorrow.
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Sure. Well, you know...
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Just have to put
the polish on it.
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Well, I don't care if you
polish it or hot-wax it,
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but I want that poem
on my desk tomorrow.
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How dare you... Quiet!
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Mr. Bradley means it. Do
you really have your poem?
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Yes, I... I have my
poem right up here.
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I just have to put
it down on paper.
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Hmm. Well, you can't
put it down on paper...
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until you put this
on a chair up there.
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Go on.
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Blair, what are you
doing up so late?
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I'm writing my poem.
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You mean, you
haven't finished it yet?
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I haven't even put
on my moisturizer.
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Never mind your moisture.
You better write some poetry...
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before Bradley hangs
you outside to dry.
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Well, I will. First I
have to get inspired.
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Should I send for
Jason and his magic lips?
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Tootie, you are talking about
the man I may be pinned to.
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On second thought, you better
stop dreaming about Jason...
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and start thinking
about Bradley.
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You're right.
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Maybe if I looked at
some poetry it would help.
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I just have to get inspired.
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"Poems of Emily Dickinson."
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She can't be much.
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Look at the way
she wears her hair.
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Let's see.
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"Beauty crowds me till I die.
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"Beauty, mercy have on me.
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But if I expire today,
let it be in sight of thee."
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I don't understand a word
of that. It must be good.
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It's a beautiful poem.
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You know, she writes the
way I'd write if I had the time.
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I'll just change a few lines... you
know, to give it the Blair touch.
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Blair, you don't have
to be Nancy Drew...
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to figure out that's cheating.
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Who's cheating?
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I'm just borrowing a poem
from a woman who died in 1886.
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I mean, it's not like I'm copying
from the girl in front of me.
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Besides, it's only cheating
when someone finds out,
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and the only one who
knows are you and me.
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Sure. And you're not
gonna tell. Good night.
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Tootie, you will keep
my secret, won't you?
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You know me.
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I sure do. Everything I tell you
goes in one ear and out your mouth.
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Blair, don't worry.
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I just hope I don't
talk in my sleep.
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Exactly what would make
you shut up in your sleep?
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Ah, if I weren't under
so much pressure.
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All right. What pressure?
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Well, I gotta make
my bed every day.
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Okay, I'll make your bed.
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And clean my room every day.
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All right.
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And press my uniform. All
right, Tootie, and that's it!
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This is too much...
having a white maid.
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By the way, Blair, I
like hospital corners.
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Good night.
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Well, the vertical's fixed.
How's my horizontal?
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It's blocking the set.
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I guess that's not an insult.
It's only a 19-inch screen.
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Oh, Nancy, put on the
football game. Yeah.
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Not the Dallas Cowboys.
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They exploit women by using
cheerleaders as sex objects.
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You won't feel that way when you
have your own set of pom-poms.
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Girls, I'm going to
read your poetry grades.
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- All right!
- Shh! Hey, you guys,
this is big! Be quiet.
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Blair, A-plus.
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Sue Ann, C-minus.
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Molly, "D." You're kidding!
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Cindy, "C." What?
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Nancy, "C." "C"?
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"C." Natalie, C-minus.
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Oh, no. I'm below "C" level.
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- And, Tootie...
- Uh, please. Let it be our secret.
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Nobody'll look for it here.
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How did Blair get an A-plus?
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A-plus, Blair! That's wonderful!
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But why did the other
girls get such low grades?
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- Yeah!
- Well, I marked it on a curve.
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I'm just sorry I couldn't give
you more than an A-plus, Blair.
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What else could he give
her? A weekend in Bermuda?
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Don't you think it's
unfair to lower the
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other girls' grades
just because one girl...
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wrote a poem that
particularly caught your fancy?
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Yeah. Life isn't always fair.
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Blair's extraordinarily gifted.
Here. Let me read you a few lines.
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"Beauty crowds me till I die.
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Beauty, mercy have on me."
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The eloquence. The
simplicity. It's you, Blair. It is you.
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What an extraordinary
poem. What a nice surprise.
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Oh, I'm not surprised.
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Mr. Bradley,
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don't you think that each poem should
be graded according to its own merit?
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I don't see how you can
grade poems on a curve.
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Tough darts, Mrs. Garrett.
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When the make you headmaster,
you can grade any old way you want.
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Until then... ♪
I'll do it my way ♪
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Well, if you'll excuse
me, Mr. Bradley,
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I promised the girls I'd bake them one
of my famous blueberry cheesecakes.
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Oh, good. Oh, good.
That's my favorite.
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That's too bad. There
won't be any left for you,
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because I'm baking
it on the curve.
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After those lousy grades, we need something
to cheer us up. Let's turn on the TV.
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Sorry, girls. I am
pulling the plug. What?
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So we can start doing
some learning around here.
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But we won't be
able to watch TV.
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See? You're learning already.
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And to help you learn even more,
you'll all do a poem a second time...
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Except, of course, Blair.
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Mr. Bradley, my
poem wasn't that great.
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Blair, I've never seen
you this modest before.
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I'm not sure if I can handle it.
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Me either. I think
I'm gonna be sick.
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All right, girls.
Upstairs. Start writing.
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And remember,
poetry is like love.
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It's better the
second time around.
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But I haven't even had
my first time around.
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I broke my back to
write that first poem.
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And now I have to write
another one. Thanks, Blair.
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So what are you gonna do
now, Miss Emily Dickinson?
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What can I do?
If I turn myself in,
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Bradley'll kick me
out of the play...
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Maybe out of school.
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Gee, I'd hate to see you
get kicked out of school.
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You have been a gem of a maid.
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Oh, by the way, these pleats
aren't as sharp as I like them.
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Tootie!
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Blair, I forgot the
most important thing.
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I couldn't keep
your talent a secret.
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I've entered your poem in the
New York State Poetry Festival.
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- Y-Y-You didn't!
- Yeah.
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Oh, Blair, are you
gonna be famous!
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- Hi, everyone.
- Well, look who's here.
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If it isn't Elizabeth
Barrett Brownnose.
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Nancy, just because you girls have to write
another poem, don't take it out on Blair.
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Hot stuff coming!
Hot stuff coming!
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And the pizzas are warm too!
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All right!
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Okay. This is our lucky day.
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The pizzas should've been
$12, but the waitress goofed.
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So we got all this change.
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Oh, no, Tootie, you're gonna
have to take that money back.
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We can't exploit a waitress of the
working class. It's a tainted pizza.
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No, it's not. It's
mushrooms and anchovies.
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I waited tables
when I was younger,
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and every time I made a
mistake, it came out of my pocket.
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Tootie, do you want that
waitress to be out that money?
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You're right, Mrs. Garrett.
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Just 'cause she's dumb doesn't
mean she should be broke too.
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You're all heart.
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Okay, I pronounce
this pizza untainted.
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- And cold.
- Oh, I'll warm it up.
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I'm going with you.
We don't trust you.
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Hey, Blair, what's this? You
suddenly allergic to pizza?
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No, I'm just not very hungry.
I didn't sleep well last night.
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Oh? Sounds like an
acute case of Jason.
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No.
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It's that poem Mr. Bradley
entered in the contest.
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It isn't mine.
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I copied it from
Emily Dickinson.
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00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,942
Oh, Blair.
240
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Sheesh.
241
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,280
Why?
242
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:46,717
Well... Well, I kept
putting it off, and then...
243
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,053
Then I panicked.
244
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:54,558
I... I guess it's like...
Kinda like cheating, huh?
245
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:59,563
It's worse. It's like stealing.
246
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:02,700
Blair, when you copied that
poem, did you happen to read it?
247
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,602
It's about feeling beautiful.
248
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:09,673
Hmm. Well, how are
you feeling right now...
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00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,144
in here?
250
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,946
Rotten. Hmm.
251
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,452
And you're saying...
252
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:25,256
I should tell
Mr. Bradley the truth?
253
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,925
You said it.
254
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,927
Thank you.
255
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,598
Oh, uh, you owe
yourself one more thing.
256
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:39,170
- What's that?
- A poem.
257
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Right.
258
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:46,543
- Hi, Blair.
- Jason! What a surprise!
259
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,213
I'm leaving tomorrow
for my college interview,
260
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,250
so I came over for
one more rehearsal.
261
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Mrs. Garrett, Blair.
262
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,889
Uh, Mr. Bradley,
can we have a talk?
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Sure.
264
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,432
I have a problem. No, you don't.
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00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,746
I know it's a school night,
but go ahead and rehearse.
266
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,215
Just stay on school
grounds. But, Mr. Bradley...
267
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,718
Blair, don't be such a
goody-goody. Get going.
268
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,975
Mr. Bradley... Thank you.
269
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,848
Quite a girl we've got there.
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00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,450
I wish we had a hundred of her.
271
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One is plenty.
272
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:41,032
Well, this is it.
Tomorrow I'll be gone.
273
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,167
I know.
274
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:47,504
Who knows when I'll be
back, or what's in store for me.
275
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:51,608
Jason, you're going to
college for a crummy interview,
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00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,744
not into combat.
277
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:04,555
How can you kiss with your
eyes open? Only fish do that.
278
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,326
I'm sorry, Jason.
I'm just not into this.
279
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,462
That's okay. I
am. No, no, no, no.
280
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,099
I feel guilty. Guilty? We
haven't done anything.
281
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,069
Yeah, but I have.
282
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,071
Oh.
283
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,176
Oh, no, no, no. It's not that.
284
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,145
I cheated on my
poetry assignment.
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00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:32,984
Oh, is that all? Look,
everyone does that.
286
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,387
How do you think I'm
gonna get into Yale?
287
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,590
Come here.
288
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:50,468
I'm sorry, Jason. I'm sorry.
I've got to write a poem.
289
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,538
I don't believe this.
290
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,675
Have a good time at Yale.
291
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,248
Yeah. Boola, Boola.
292
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,758
I'm glad Bradley gave us a
chance to do a second poem.
293
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,694
This one'll knock his socks off.
294
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,497
I'm trying to write
one about tennis.
295
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,599
What rhymes with Björn Borg?
296
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:26,737
Who cares? Björn is "gyorgeous."
297
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,341
Blair! I thought you were
rehearsing with Jason.
298
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,377
I was, but...
299
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,080
Well, there's something
I want to tell the girls.
300
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,985
You know that fantastic,
terrific poem I wrote?
301
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,288
- I didn't write it.
- Who did?
302
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,991
Emily Dickinson.
303
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,760
Are you kidding us? You cheated?
304
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:53,697
Ask Tootie. She was there.
305
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,868
Tootie, you kept a
secret? There is a God.
306
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:03,140
I'm sorry, you guys. I
feel worse than you do.
307
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,729
Gimme a break. Are we
supposed to feel sorry for you?
308
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,544
You can't go
through life cheating.
309
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:11,114
If you cheat your way through
school, you're in real trouble.
310
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,618
Unless you go into politics.
311
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,588
Yeah, Blair, why don't
you run for president?
312
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,356
I said I was sorry.
313
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,392
Sure, Blair. Take
care of number one.
314
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,395
What's the difference if the
rest of us got lousy grades?
315
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,130
- That's enough!
- No, that's okay.
316
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,166
I've got it coming.
317
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,670
But I want you to know I
did do one thing, Mrs. Garrett.
318
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,138
I finally wrote a poem.
319
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,543
Ah, I see you're all here.
I've got some terrific news.
320
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,447
I don't think we can handle
any more terrific news.
321
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,517
Mr. Bradley, I have something
very important to tell you.
322
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,553
This is more important. I just
talked to the poetry committee.
323
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,722
Your poem won third prize.
324
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:57,294
Oh, no! Mr. Bradley,
honest, I don't deserve it.
325
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,731
Frankly, Blair, your modesty
is getting to be a bore.
326
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,733
Mr. Bradley...
327
00:20:01,757 --> 00:20:04,568
First thing we do is
have a Blair Warner Day.
328
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,416
Mr. Bradley... Then we'll take
your picture with the trophy.
329
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,418
Mr. Bradley... Your
mother'll be so proud.
330
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,776
Mr. Bradley!
331
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,046
Blair has something to tell you.
332
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:19,717
Mr. Bradley, I cheated.
333
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,353
I copied that poem
from Emily Dickinson.
334
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,823
Emily Dickinson? Blair, what
the hell are you talking about?
335
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,759
I didn't mean it.
336
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,862
Yes, I did.
337
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,398
I was shocked too, Mr. Bradley.
338
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,867
How could you do
this to Eastland, to me?
339
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,137
How could you let me go around
praising a poem you never wrote?
340
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:43,307
- I feel like a complete idiot.
- Mr. Bradley...
341
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,276
- What?
- You're right.
342
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:50,581
This is a serious offense, and,
yes, she did make a terrible mistake,
343
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,049
but at least she had the
courage enough to admit it.
344
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,420
- That doesn't excuse her.
- I know that,
and she knows that.
345
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,466
But she's written a
poem of her own, and...
346
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:00,224
Big deal.
347
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:05,862
Oh, for goodness' sake,
would you listen to her? Please.
348
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,667
All right. I'll listen.
349
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,203
Mrs. Garrett, could
you read it for me?
350
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,773
I... I get too emotional.
351
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,074
Oh. Oh, sure, honey.
352
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,715
"Reflections" by Blair Warner.
353
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,652
"I never thought it possible,
but when I look into the mirror,
354
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,522
"I don't like what I see.
355
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,791
"What I behold is
a tarnished image...
356
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,694
"of a betrayer of friends...
357
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:42,032
and a cheater of self."
358
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:46,036
That's eloquent, Blair.
359
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,772
"Where is that
Blair of yesteryear,
360
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:52,176
"that reflection that
we held so dear?
361
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:57,214
"Those perfect eyes.
Those pearly teeth.
362
00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:01,018
"That adorable, perky nose.
363
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,321
Those alabaster,
dimpled cheeks."
364
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:07,858
Blair, I think you're being
too harsh on yourself.
365
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,694
No, no, no. I
deserve it. Go ahead.
366
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:14,297
Read the part about
the soft, cascading hair.
367
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,000
We get your point, Blair.
368
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:21,538
Now, understand that your
punishment is going to be very severe.
369
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,107
That's okay. I can take it.
370
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:27,010
I've gotten all the
guilt out of my system.
371
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,680
And how do you feel?
372
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,883
Beautiful.
373
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,855
Hi. I'm back.
374
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,928
Mr. Bradley? Well?
375
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,531
It's obvious that your
extracurricular activities...
376
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,166
are getting in the way
of your schoolwork.
377
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:53,003
So you'll have to
withdraw from the play.
378
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:56,574
And you're grounded for a month.
379
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:59,610
And, of course, you've
just flunked English Lit.
380
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,845
Flunked?
381
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,381
Boy, Blair, that's really rough.
382
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:09,185
Here, Blair. This is for
your perky, adorable nose.
383
00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:11,822
Blow.
384
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,457
And that means all of ya.
385
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,763
Blair?
386
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:22,766
Uh, I'm sorry for what
I've put you through.
387
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:27,471
But can I still have you for
half the day on Thursday?
388
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,689
♪ When the boys you
used to hate you date ♪
389
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,891
♪ I guess you best investigate ♪
390
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,827
♪ The facts of life
The facts of life ♪
391
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,696
♪ If you hear 'em
from your brother ♪
392
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,698
♪ Better clear 'em
with your mother ♪
393
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,367
♪ Gotta get 'em
right The facts of life ♪
394
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:01,805
♪ When the world never seems ♪
395
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,842
♪ To be living up
to your dreams ♪
396
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,944
♪ It's time you
started finding out ♪
397
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,079
♪ The facts of
life are all about ♪
398
00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:13,417
♪ You ♪♪
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