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Salt chicken?
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How spicy does it say it needs to be?
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Uh, it just says spicy food.
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I assume the spicier, the better, though.
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It must stimulate something in your body
to bring the power out.
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- What can I get for you?
- I'll have the spiciest thing on the menu.
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No.
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I-- I have a large bottle of sriracha mayo
at home.
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I think I can handle some spice.
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[panting]
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Well? Feeling anything yet?
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- I just can't feel my legs.
- This can't be right.
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What else do they recommend?
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Uh, long walks, castor oil, sex,
stimulation of the nipples--
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[Carrie] Kash, you're looking at
how to induce labour.
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No, I'm not.
Oh, how dilated is your cervix?
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Milk. Need milk.
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["My Body's Made
of Crushed Little Stars" playing]
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♪ I'm not doing anything ♪
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♪ I'm not doing anything ♪
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♪ My body's made of crushed little stars ♪
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♪ And I'm not doing anything ♪
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- [music stops]
- [Luke] Jen?
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Oh, hey. Hey, what's up?
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- You all right?
- Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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What you got there?
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Wine, condoms, Pringles.
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Date night? [chuckles]
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No. No, it's none of my business.
I don't need to know. I don't care.
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Basically, as soon as you leave
my eyeline, you're dead to me.
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You're sweating a lot.
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No, I'm not. [sniffs]
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All right. Well, I'll see you around then.
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe not.
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You shouldn't buy that milk. It's open.
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[sighs]
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[intercom dings]
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[grocer, on PA] Sweaty, young lady.
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You've got to buy the milk
before you drink it.
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Look good on meLook good on me ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Look good on meLook good on me ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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I've tried to do the research
about what brings powers out,
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but it's all anecdotal.
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You'd think, after ten years,
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there'd at least be
some decent peer-reviewed studies.
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Where are all the peers?
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What do the anecdotes say?
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Common themes crop up.
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Fear, anxiety, stress, adrenaline.
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Oh, yeah. Adrenaline is where it's at.
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Life and death, right?
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Russian roulette, diffusing bombs,
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- or we could just push you off a bridge.
- [door opens]
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[Angela] Oi! You can't spend your shift
chatting with your mates.
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This is a place of work,
not a discotheque.
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He's a paying customer.
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Look, he's buying a bunch of dumb shit
for his superhero costume.
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It's actually a vigilante costume--
Uniform. It's not a costume.
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We're talking about
how people got their powers.
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Oh, in that case, park yourself.
I've got a yarn for you.
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Picture this.
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Come back here early from a trip
to the wholesalers in Penge.
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I walk into the stockroom to find
my husband, of 30 years,
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giving it to Raquel.
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Well, I'm screaming. He's screaming.
Raquel's crying. It's all very stressful.
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Then bang!
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They look at me like I've got two heads.
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Turn to look in the mirror.
There's a little girl staring back at me.
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Sounds like stress
is a good place to start then.
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Just don't do it on company time, yeah?
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Big smiles for the customers.
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I know what to do.
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[shouts]
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What?
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It's gonna be a surprise.
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You are gonna hate it.
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Okay. All right. Fuck me up.
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I want you to promise me
you're not gonna run away.
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[scoffs] Carrie, I'm not five.
I'm not gonna run away.
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- [Jen struggling]
- Come on.
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- Jen!
- No, I hate you.
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Hello, have you got an appointment?
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Fuck you.
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[clears throat] Jen Regan. 11.15.
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Okay. Jen…
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I don't think I can do this.
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- Do you want a power or not?
- I do. I really do.
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- Who's a brave little bitch?
- I'm a brave little bitch.
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- You can do this.
- I can do this.
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- [receptionist] Jennifer Regan.
- Okay.
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[ominous music playing]
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[ominous music continues]
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Can you hear that?
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The ominous music?
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Yeah.
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I keep telling reception to warn people
before they come in.
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It's my power.
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I make people generate
their own soundtrack around me.
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I'm going to assume
you're afraid of the dentist?
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[scoffs] No.
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Shall we get started?
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[ominous music intensifies]
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[music stops]
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[salesperson on phone]
Prices start at £3,000.
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- Three grand? It's just a billboard.
- Yeah.
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Well, it's so big. Gloss is expensive.
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All right, okay.
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Oh, what if I put it up myself?
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- [salesperson scoffs]
- Mm-hmm.
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Yourself? With what?
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- PVA.
- I can't see that working.
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No, I do think that would work, actually.
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- No! Don't put me on hold, Diane.
- ["That's the Way (I Like It)" plays]
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[purring]
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[yowls]
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♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huhI like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ When you take me by the hand ♪
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[humming]
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[panting]
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Hello?
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♪ …all your love ♪
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♪ And do it, babe… ♪
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Not cat.
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Man.
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♪ Oh, that's the way-- ♪
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- [line rings]
- [Diane] We've got…
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[scratching]
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Look, Diane, don't try and upsell me
on 200 gsm gloss, okay?
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This isn't my first rodeo.
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Well,you don't wanna skimp on the high gsm.
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[indistinct]
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Uh, one minute.
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[Jizzlord purrs]
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- [meows]
- [yelps]
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[Diane, on phone, indistinct]
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[Jizzlord meows]
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Oh, what about a charity discount?
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Yes, my charity number is 24.
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[ominous music playing]
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Right, let's take a look.
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- [smooth jazz playing]
- [voice moaning]
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[voice climaxes, moaning stops]
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I am so sorry.
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[smooth jazz stops]
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Well, the good news is
you have quite nice teeth.
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[cheerful music playing]
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No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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The bad news is we're going to have
to do quite a few fillings today.
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- [ominous music playing]
- [maniacal laughter]
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All right, I can't listen to this.
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I'm going to give you something
to help you relax.
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Valium. It will alleviate your anxiety.
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No. No, no. I need to be anxious.
I need to feel the fear.
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Suit yourself.
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[gasps]
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[gulps]
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[Kash, on walkie-talkie]
Viper to Unicorn. Pick up.
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Update status on Jen.Should I initiate Plan B? Over.
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No. Plan A is in progress,
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and I actually think
it's going quite well.
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So, over.
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No. Can I initiate Plan D later? Over.
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What's Plan D?
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It's your dick, isn't it?
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It's my dick. Over.
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Yes. I am ready for Plan D.
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Meet me at 69 hundred hours. Over.
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[gasps] My angel! Hi.
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Did it happen?
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Did you get a power?
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I've had one this whole time.
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- Power of friendship.
- [receptionist] She's been given Valium.
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So you're going to
have to take care of her
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for the next three to four hours
before it wears off.
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Initiate Plan D-- B! I mean Plan B. Over.
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You know who's under-rated?
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Simon & Garfunkel. Just two lovely boys.
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[car approaches]
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[tyres screech]
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[Irish accent] Get up! Get up now,
you big English bastard!
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- Am I the bastard?
- Do as I say, and I won't kneecap ya!
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- So I won't.
- What are you doing?
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Shh. I'm conducting a campaign of terror
on the mainland. So I am.
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Hit the boot, would you?
Hit the boot for a united Ireland!
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- Get in!
- [Jen grunts]
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[sighs]
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- [normal] I'm being a terrorist.
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What's more stressful
than being kidnapped by a terrorist?
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Why the IRA? Why not, like, al-Qaeda?
196
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Fuck. That would've made a lot more sense.
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What now?
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Uh, get lunch? I'm starving.
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Oh! Right. Yeah, let her stew in there
with her thoughts for a bit.
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Nothing worse
than the fear of the unknown, right?
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[cellphone beeps]
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Ignore? You can't ignore me.
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It's Luke. Do the thing.
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- [beeps]
- Oh. Hi, Luke! Lucas!
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Is that short for Lucas?
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I don't even know your name--
Did you ever tell me your actual name?
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Love, I feel-- [chuckles]
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I have a lot of feelings about you.
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Number one: horny.
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Number two: love.
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Is it love? I don't know, but--
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Oh, you make me feel special,
and I like that.
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And I hope it's real.
214
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But, Luke, you don't go on outside dates
with me or introduce me to your friends.
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And that just makes me feel bad.
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But i-is that normal? Do I want too much?
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What is love?
218
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Also, you have such a pretty cock,
219
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and it's like, you know,
we don't tell men this enough. You know?
220
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Like, they have body-image issues too.
221
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- Cheese and tomato.
- Yeah.
222
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- Smoked salmon and cream cheese.
- Okay.
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- Egg and cress.
- Yeah.
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- Ploughman's.
- Mmm.
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- Tuna mayo.
- Mm-hmm.
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- BLT.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Reuben.
- Mmm.
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Bagel?
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Is a bagel a sandwich?
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Well, it's carb, filling, carb.
231
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Well, if you say that, then
a croque monsieur could be a sandwich.
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Yeah, a croque monsieur is a sandwich.
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How dare you?
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Who are you? Like, right?
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I wanna know you.
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I wanna know your security questions.
You know?
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Like, what street did you grow up on?
Or, like, what--
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- [rumbling]
- Oh!
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All right. Chill out.
240
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Or, you know, like,
what's your mother's maiden name?
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I wanna know the names of your dead pets.
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- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
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- A burger is just a sandwich.
- Mmm.
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- Oh, my God, Carrie.
- What?
245
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That pigeon's got a whole croissant.
246
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[Carrie] Oh, my God.
247
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I know. Look at him go.
248
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The car. The car!
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Oh, right.
250
00:13:25,025 --> 00:13:31,162
♪ Wise men say only fools rush in ♪
251
00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:34,503
- ♪ But I can't help-- ♪
- [phone rings]
252
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:37,091
Oh. One minute,
I've got a call coming through. Okay.
253
00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,013
Oh, hey, girl!
254
00:13:40,097 --> 00:13:42,602
Jen, are you okay? Don't panic.
255
00:13:42,686 --> 00:13:45,065
I love you. Everything's gonna be okay.
Don't panic.
256
00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:46,150
Why would I panic?
257
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:47,403
You're stuck in a boot.
258
00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:49,575
[chuckling] Oh, yeah.
259
00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:52,121
Jen, I want you
to listen to me very carefully.
260
00:13:52,204 --> 00:13:54,375
Go to messenger
and drop me a pin of your location.
261
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,174
Okey-dokey, there we go.
262
00:13:58,258 --> 00:13:59,636
[cellphone chimes]
263
00:14:00,763 --> 00:14:02,601
You sent me a picture
of Phillip Schofield.
264
00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:04,437
I did? Oh, let me try again.
265
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,316
[cellphone chimes]
266
00:14:08,194 --> 00:14:10,365
It's the same picture
of Phillip Schofield.
267
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,119
Well, then I don't know
what you want me to do.
268
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:14,875
Just drop me a pin
so I can come get you, Jennifer!
269
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,252
[Jen, on phone] Ooh.
270
00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:18,089
I'm in trouble.
271
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:29,111
When we get the car released,
don't mention Jen's in the boot.
272
00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:30,447
Just play it cool.
273
00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:34,748
Uh-- uh, one-- one little thing,
that's Mum's car.
274
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:35,833
Okay.
275
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,090
Uh, and technically, uh,
I'm not allowed to drive it,
276
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:42,847
uh, because I don't have a licence.
277
00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:44,810
Oh, God.
278
00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:49,653
I don't wanna go to jail.
279
00:14:49,736 --> 00:14:51,991
Sure, I'll get ripped,
make friends for life.
280
00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:54,412
But how am I gonna explain
the gap on my CV?
281
00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:56,667
Relax, it's our property.
282
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,796
There's nothing dodgy
about what we're doing.
283
00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,007
We don't need to hide.
284
00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:04,432
[siren wailing in distance]
285
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,548
Jen, are you in there?
286
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:23,596
Hey! What are you guys doing here?
287
00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:25,265
We've come to spring you out.
288
00:15:25,348 --> 00:15:27,227
Okay. Sick.
289
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,210
I haven't got the key.
290
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,675
[Carrie] You do have the key.
291
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,517
You have so many pockets.
How do you not have the key?
292
00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:48,771
No, they're not there.
293
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,902
Uh. Uh, l-let me check again.
294
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,075
- They're not there. Oh, God.
- Well, how long till the Valium wears off?
295
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,041
They said three to four hours,
and it's been exactly…
296
00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:03,717
[whispers] …four hours.
297
00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:14,488
Oh. I guess we have a little longer.
298
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,869
[Jen] Get me out of this fucking boot!
Don't do this! Fuck!
299
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,290
Let me go! Let me out! Let me out!
300
00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:21,377
Why you fucking closing me in?
301
00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:23,256
Oh.
302
00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:28,099
Jen. Little hiccup, we don't have the key.
303
00:16:28,183 --> 00:16:29,936
What do you mean
you don't have the fucking key?
304
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,149
Get a key ring, you dumb bitch.
They sell them everywhere.
305
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,696
Oh, my God, I'm really sorry.
I'm very stressed right now.
306
00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,449
Stand back, ladies.
307
00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:40,833
- [Kash groans]
- Oh.
308
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,921
I assume whatever he did,
didn't work, yeah?
309
00:16:48,097 --> 00:16:49,183
- Jen.
- [groans]
310
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:52,189
We're gonna need some brute force
to get you out.
311
00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,905
Someone strong.
312
00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:57,449
No. No-- No way.
313
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,746
Do you have any idea
how smug she'd be about it?
314
00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:02,292
She'd be all like, "Well, well, well."
315
00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:03,671
[laughs]
316
00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:05,382
She's not a panto villain.
317
00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:08,388
Well, well, well…
318
00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:10,977
Are you okay in there?
319
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:13,607
Get bent!
320
00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:16,655
Okay, well,
I guess you don't need my help.
321
00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:17,740
I'll fuck off then.
322
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:20,788
No, no, don't. Don't get bent.
323
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:25,923
I'm more than happy to help you out
if you ask me nicely.
324
00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:28,512
Let me out, please.
325
00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:31,852
We can be nicer than that. Can't we?
326
00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:32,937
Something like,
327
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:39,241
"Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices
328
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:43,333
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair."
329
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:53,771
Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices
330
00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:57,027
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair.
331
00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,247
Don't!
332
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,007
You little shit,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
333
00:18:08,091 --> 00:18:11,222
I just saved your life. I'm a hero.
334
00:18:11,305 --> 00:18:13,184
It's okay. You're out now.
335
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,230
Thank you, Andy.
336
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,987
[car horn honking]
337
00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:20,073
Jennifer!
338
00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:22,119
- Jen! Jen, we're here.
- Jennifer!
339
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,706
Why did you bring Mum here?
340
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:30,343
How, and why, in the name of God,
did you get stuck in a boot?
341
00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:31,930
I don't need to explain my life to you.
342
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:33,726
Yes, I can pay for it, Mummy.
343
00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,355
- Carrie, can I borrow £300?
- Yeah.
344
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:40,321
You could've suffocated!
Thank God Andy was there.
345
00:18:40,405 --> 00:18:43,787
It's not airtight, and Andy was only there
because I called her.
346
00:18:44,371 --> 00:18:47,962
I wasn't in so much life-threatening peril
that I couldn't use my phone.
347
00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:53,014
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't be real.
348
00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:55,310
So weird though.
The boot lid was gone when I borrowed it.
349
00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:58,776
- I left Luke a voice mail.
- I'll call you back. It's all kicking off.
350
00:18:58,859 --> 00:19:01,030
- Who's Luke?
- Her fuck buddy.
351
00:19:01,615 --> 00:19:04,077
Oh, sorry, Mary. Uh, her fudge buddy.
352
00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:05,288
Oh, that sounds worse.
353
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:09,046
No. Fix it. Use your power.
Like, delete it or recall it or something.
354
00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:13,680
- Well, where is it then?
- No.
355
00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:15,433
No! Press the phone button, Mum.
356
00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,563
Oh, Christ! I think I'm calling somebody.
357
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,776
Okay, look, voice mail. There.
Now click the voice mail.
358
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,278
It's written there in plain English.
359
00:19:21,362 --> 00:19:22,740
- Look, just click it!
- [speaker beeps]
360
00:19:22,824 --> 00:19:24,661
[Jen, on speaker]
…dates with me or introduce me to…
361
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,540
Don't cast it to the car, Mum!
362
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,086
But is that normal? Do I want too much?
363
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,465
- Fuck!
- I don't know how I'm doing this!
364
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,302
Also, you have such a pretty cock…
365
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:34,597
- [grunts]
- [speaker beeps]
366
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:40,651
[whispers] Oh, my God.
367
00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:48,416
Why don't you just spam him
with something else?
368
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:50,253
Distract him,
and he won't look at his voice mail.
369
00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:51,422
Andy, stop.
370
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,263
Oh, my God. That's a really good idea.
371
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:59,647
Yeah, okay, what could I possibly send him
that could, um, distract him that much?
372
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:11,963
Even I know you should send him
a dirty picture. Jesus Christ.
373
00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:14,384
["Whip It" playing]
374
00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:17,600
Not now.
375
00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:23,904
[shutter clicking]
376
00:20:23,987 --> 00:20:25,281
[phone whooshes]
377
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:28,454
♪ Crack that whip ♪
378
00:20:28,538 --> 00:20:29,958
[shutter clicking]
379
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,377
♪ Give the past a slip ♪
380
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,838
[phone whooshes]
381
00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:37,305
What do you think? Full show?
382
00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:38,349
[purring]
383
00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,944
- ♪ When something's going wrong ♪
- ♪ You must whip it ♪
384
00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:47,702
♪ Now whip itInto shape ♪
385
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,377
[music stops]
386
00:20:58,515 --> 00:20:59,684
[screaming]
387
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,228
[screaming]
388
00:21:03,692 --> 00:21:05,821
- What the fuck?
- I'm not a man, I'm a cat.
389
00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:08,577
No, no, no. I-I'm a man, not a cat.
I'm a man!
390
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,748
[gasps] Oh, my God. You can see me.
391
00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:13,252
You can see me. Please help me.
Please-- It's okay.
392
00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:15,591
Ow.
393
00:21:19,306 --> 00:21:21,101
[gasps, shouts]
394
00:21:21,895 --> 00:21:24,149
[shrieks]
395
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,698
What's going on? We heard screaming.
396
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:29,201
I've got my power.
397
00:21:30,913 --> 00:21:32,875
- I've got magic tits.
- Oh.
398
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,637
Cat sees my tits. Cat turns into man.
399
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,268
My tits turn cats into men.
It's pretty straightforward.
400
00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:45,526
Maybe it's all animals.
We should go to the zoo.
401
00:21:45,609 --> 00:21:48,615
[Jizzlord] No! I-I'm a man! Just a man!
402
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:52,080
I-I'm a shape-shifter.
I think I got a bit stuck!
403
00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:54,585
Well, that is what a cat would say.
404
00:21:54,669 --> 00:21:56,130
What if he's telling the truth?
405
00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:05,899
Oh, Jesus.
406
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:09,239
You can see me.
407
00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,176
You can see me.
408
00:22:35,499 --> 00:22:36,502
What's your name?
409
00:22:37,796 --> 00:22:38,798
Mmm.
410
00:22:42,388 --> 00:22:43,390
No idea.
411
00:22:43,975 --> 00:22:45,019
Where are you from?
412
00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:47,357
I don't know.
413
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,614
What do you remember?
414
00:22:50,697 --> 00:22:53,494
I remember I went to the--
the building place.
415
00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:56,124
The chairs thing.
416
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,546
It's like, um, child prison.
417
00:22:58,630 --> 00:22:59,924
- Oh, school?
- Yeah.
418
00:23:00,007 --> 00:23:03,305
Yeah, and I went somewhere every day,
so I must've had a--
419
00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:06,604
It's, like, sadness but money?
420
00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:07,523
A job?
421
00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:08,608
Yeah.
422
00:23:09,527 --> 00:23:11,071
And then cat.
423
00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:12,323
Until a few days ago.
424
00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:14,119
Then, boom. Man.
425
00:23:14,202 --> 00:23:16,749
Then cat again. I think I'm good now.
I'm "stablay."
426
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:18,962
Do you mean stable?
427
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:22,720
I do, yeah. Words come bad to me now.
428
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:25,474
Oh, my God. I had sex in front of you.
429
00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:31,571
Oh, sex! I remember sex. It's good stuff.
430
00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,115
So, you're a pervert?
431
00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:35,746
I don't think so.
432
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:40,672
Uh, what's the last thing you remember
before you went cat?
433
00:23:40,756 --> 00:23:42,509
Oh, boy. Um.
434
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:46,684
School, job, something, something,
435
00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:49,857
Spurs beat Arsenal 4-2 at home,
then I think cat.
436
00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:51,652
Something, something. Now.
437
00:23:51,736 --> 00:23:53,030
Wait. Go back.
438
00:23:53,113 --> 00:23:54,199
Something, something.
439
00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:56,829
No. [groans] Jesus Christ.
Spurs beat Arsenal…
440
00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:59,919
4-2 at home. Yeah, I remember that.
Why do I remember that?
441
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:02,006
- It's probably the last match he saw.
- Yeah, yeah.
442
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,092
I hope not.
443
00:24:10,774 --> 00:24:14,532
How long do you think you've been away?
444
00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:18,122
Long time. Few weeks maybe?
445
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,798
That match was three years ago.
446
00:24:36,617 --> 00:24:38,245
All right. I've ordered an Uber.
447
00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:39,330
For who?
448
00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:43,338
- Kash.
- You can't do that.
449
00:24:43,422 --> 00:24:47,054
What, are you just gonna drive him out
to the countryside and abandon him?
450
00:24:47,138 --> 00:24:51,772
No, I can't afford to go that far.
I'm sending him to Ilford.
451
00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:54,737
I took him in.
I can't just chuck him out again.
452
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,031
He's my responsibility.
453
00:24:57,659 --> 00:25:00,080
He's only here
till he figures out who he is.
454
00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:02,586
Then we fob him off
on someone who actually knows him.
455
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,130
- Fine.
- Fine.
456
00:25:04,214 --> 00:25:05,341
He stays out of my room.
457
00:25:09,558 --> 00:25:10,560
What now then?
458
00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:14,234
I don't know.
Suppose I can get rid of the litter tray.
459
00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:15,361
Or do I get a big one?
460
00:25:15,444 --> 00:25:17,866
No. Do you want me
to keep trying to make you afraid?
461
00:25:18,535 --> 00:25:21,541
Carrie, if that didn't shake a power
out of me, I don't think anything will.
462
00:25:26,299 --> 00:25:27,970
Do you think my power
could still be tit-based?
463
00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:29,557
100%. Yeah.
464
00:25:30,057 --> 00:25:32,144
To me,
they're pretty powerful as they are.
465
00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:34,148
One's a bit more powerful than the other.
But…
466
00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:39,117
I'll make your powerful tits some tea.
467
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,668
[cellphone buzzes]
468
00:25:48,385 --> 00:25:49,763
[sighs]
469
00:25:52,603 --> 00:25:55,942
["Crown on the Ground" playing]
470
00:26:05,044 --> 00:26:06,547
[music stops]
471
00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:10,847
[barks]
472
00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:35,396
Just wanted to make sure.
473
00:26:35,479 --> 00:26:38,402
[music continues]
474
00:26:58,024 --> 00:27:01,197
♪ You never doubted itYou're so proud of it ♪
475
00:27:01,281 --> 00:27:03,953
♪ You straight shouted itYou sold out of it ♪
476
00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:06,751
♪ You couldn't care lessYou're like a kid, yes ♪
477
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,297
♪ You think it's endlessEndless, endless ♪
478
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,554
♪ You think you started thisIt doesn't bother us ♪
479
00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:15,142
♪ No clue about itNo, you never knew about it ♪
480
00:27:15,225 --> 00:27:17,981
♪ You need the spotlightYou need to sit tight ♪
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