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♪ Sensitive boy ♪
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♪ I am just a sensitive boy ♪
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♪ just wanna cry ♪
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♪ inside my sweater with you ♪
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♪ inside my sweater,
sweater, sweater ♪
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Hey, got your tickets yet?
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Because gray Holland's
"inside my sweater" tour
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has just passed Germany to become
the world's fourth largest economy.
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It's getting to be like I don't even
know where in the world I am,
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but I have a system
to narrow it down.
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I check which way the
loo water is spinning,
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uh, then I figure out how
racist their Christmas is,
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uh, and then I go and check and see if
there's any whale meat in the minibar.
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So today, normal
spin, very racist,
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and, yes, so I'm in Iceland.
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But breaking news, the place gray
finds himself in today is splitsville
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because he has called
it quits with Sadie James,
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his girlfriend of three weeks
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and the star of the cw's
sexy adaptation of Andy capp.
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Through publicists,
the couple announced...
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- Sorry. I thought I could get through this.
- It's a little too emotional.
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Um...
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We are gonna continue
covering everything gray Holland
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because he, of course, is
the biggest star in the universe.
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I don't know why
I'm telling you this.
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Every single person on earth
knows who gray Holland is.
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- Holy crap. Mad dog!
- Gloria!
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Come here.
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My road buddy.
Couple of road dogs.
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- What you hauling today?
- Doll hands.
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Wow.
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These two guys have been
checking me out ever since I got here.
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God, when you're outside of New
York, you really have to be clear.
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Not interested.
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God, some people are so clueless.
Anyway, doll hands, tell me everything.
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♪ Gonna be famous 5eva
'cause 4eva's too short ♪
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♪ it's too short ♪
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♪ gonna be famous 3-gether
'cause that's one more than 2-gether ♪
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♪ gonna be famous 5eva
'cause 4eva's too short ♪
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♪ so, what are
you waiting five? ♪
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♪ Girls5eva ♪
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Pigs are known to
devour human remains.
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But if pigs ate the body, why were
there no bone fragments in their feces?
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In this installment of
missing in missoula...
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God, Gloria, can we please
listen to something else?
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Sure.
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- Lionel shuffles just died.
- The old dolphins running back?
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I have a photo with him at the
opening of planet Hollywood Toronto.
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So much degrassi memorabilia. I
got to ride in Drake's wheelchair.
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Oh, my god.
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There it is!
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Oh!
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And I look good!
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What should the caption be?
I need it to be sad and clever.
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Why are you in such a rush to
post a photo of a guy you met once?
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'Cause if I'm the first to post
then I'll be in all of the articles
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about celebrity friends
who are mourning his loss.
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So his death is about you?
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When Gallagher died, I posted,
"I hope heaven has a tarp."
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It got me on the front
page of aol news.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Damn it! Jon hamm beat me again?
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How is he so fast?
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"Great catch, god. My heart
has a concussion." It's perfect.
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Okay, you're gross. A man died.
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I'm gross? You're the one
who's obsessed with murder.
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And you keep bringing
dying animals into the Van.
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Yeah, the fox is
cute but fragrant.
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Sorry, but I can't stand
around and let an animal suffer.
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Here you go.
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And I don't think there even was
a murder in missing in missoula.
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- What?
- Please don't elaborate.
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Because the plane that Karen
Monroe was quote-unquote "on"
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could be rigged to
fly without a pilot.
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So... oh, snap! There's
a macaroni rascal's.
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Pull over.
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You guys, does the
macaroni rascal look like me?
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- God.
- Okay, what's our next move?
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We need heat. You still haven't
revealed your baby bump.
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That's always good for
a bump. See? I'm fun.
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People do love that.
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Beyoncé at the vmas,
Rihanna at the super bowl,
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bao bao at the panda awards.
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I have been trying.
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I'm pregnant.
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I'll try again at
tonight's show.
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But don't elaborate and
tell people how it happened.
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- I won't.
- Gloria, want to join our conversation?
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Oh, I'm listening. Just a little
behind on my spreadsheet.
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That waitress over
there is a female popeye.
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And, hey, guys, keep your eyes
peeled for the ever-elusive cigar mommy.
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There's mad dog.
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Aw, that's my road buddy.
I'm gonna ask him to join us.
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No, Gloria. We don't need some
trucker rando crashing our meeting.
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We need to focus and...
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The dad from that show
all my girls finally died.
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We met when we were both
judges at the wnba layup contest.
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- Hamm already got there, okay?
- How? He's gotta be bribing the coroner.
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Are you passing a fibroid?
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That's gray Holland.
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Jesus, Gloria!
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That's not some rando.
That's gray freaking Holland.
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You mean, like the singer? You
know that I don't memorize men's faces.
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- Yes. That's him.
- Oh, sheesh.
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That is absolutely him.
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Oh, Christmas. I made
a real twat out of myself.
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This might be hard for you to get
because you're a tone-deaf trucker,
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but if girls5eva could just
touch one person here...
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Or here,
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then I've done what the ancients
thought only angels could do.
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Why would gray Holland
be eating spaghetti here?
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He could be eating
spaghetti in Paris.
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'Cause he's on the road
and he wants comfort.
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Something familiar.
That's why I eat here.
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I get it. In every town we
go to, I find a church service.
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I just go in and sit in the back, then
during the hymns, I outsing everyone.
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I just destroy them.
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You guys, gray Holland is
playing in Cleveland tonight.
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He sold out the definitely not
Saudi arabian money arena.
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- That's...
- This could be the heat we need.
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Gloria, ask him if we can drop in
and sing a song with him tonight.
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I don't know.
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He obviously didn't want
me to know who he was.
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Gloria, ask him! Also, lower priority. I
need a selfie with him for when he dies.
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At his level, that's plane crash
or sexual dehydration. Go. Go!
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- Go!
- Yes, you got this!
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- Mad dog!
- Gloria. Gloria.
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Yeah, that's, uh, the rest
of girls5eva over there.
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That's dawn, wickie, and summer.
This is, uh, my trucker friend, mad dog.
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- How much does a truck weigh?
- My grandfather was killed by a truck.
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- Your, uh, friends told you who I am.
- Yep.
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- You can take your foot down.
- I really can't.
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Just... yeah. Just unlock it.
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Alrighty. Thank you.
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Gloria, I'm sorry I lied to you.
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You're sorry? I can't believe
I gave you my autograph.
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What? No, look.
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I treasure it.
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Gray, how about...?
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Gray Holland!
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Well, that is my cue to go.
Uh, cheers, Gloria. Take it easy.
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No, gray!
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This was in his mouth!
I'm gonna marry it!
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No.
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- Where are we going now?
- Cleveland. Just flying between airports.
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That's how Elon Musk
takes his kids to school.
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Oh, do I get any bathroom
time tonight? Eight seconds?
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- But what if it's a two?
- Keep scrolling.
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- I don't get a two till Japan!
- I couldn't find him.
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I had Percy drive me to all eight
Cleveland-area macaroni rascal's,
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then I felt bad for not
ordering, so I ate nine lasagnas.
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No luck at his hotel either.
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It was a madhouse. Screaming teens,
moms, gays, gays ignoring the moms,
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moms noticing and
getting insecure.
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Dawn and I have been trying to
buy front row seats to his show,
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but they're like
$8000 on stubhub.
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Stupid resale market.
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Oh, wait! Four dollars
for gray Holland.
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- What?
- Oh, this is stubhubby.
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A married Dutch guy
selling pics of his stub.
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Is it possible to get time
for actual music rehearsals?
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I mean, the duet with the
hologram, it isn't working.
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- It just keeps screaming at me.
- It's fine.
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No one can hear either
of you over the crowd.
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Now, after the show,
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the guy who invented
fentanyl lives in Cleveland.
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You're surprising his
daughter at her sweet 16.
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Will the surprise be
that I hate being there?
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Oh, my god!
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Yes, king! You went there.
You should be bill burr.
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You are funny.
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We had our golden
ticket, and I blew it.
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I found him! I found him!
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He sent me this picture of a pig in
a blanket surrounded by steel wool!
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You're on stubhubby.
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- What is wrong with you?
- Why would you think that was him?
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♪ Mi-mi-mi mi-mi-mi-mi... ♪
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Vocal exercises won't
help you, summer.
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Stop writing this down.
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Well, I have bad news. The fox
died. Anybody else get bit by it?
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Why aren't we in an arena
performing with gray Holland?
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Maybe we could
kidnap gray's mom.
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They're estranged 'cause she
sold his grammys to buy a tiger, but...
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- Hey, girls5eva.
- Mad dog, what are you doing here?
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Well, I managed to sneak away
from my handlers after the show.
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I sent my hologram
to some sweet 16.
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And, uh, I was...
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Yeah, I was just wondering
if maybe I could, uh,
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sit in with you tonight.
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Yes!
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- Yeah?
- I manifested this.
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♪ Why don't we bend
so we don't break? ♪
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♪ Why don't we lean on each
other to carry the weight? ♪
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♪ Again and again ♪
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♪ together we stay ♪
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♪ why don't we bend
so we don't break? ♪
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♪ Got that big pussy energy ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ come with me ♪
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♪ inside my sweater,
sweater, sweater ♪
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♪ inside my loose
sweater sweater, sweater ♪
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♪ play hide-and-seek and
sleep and dream with me ♪
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♪ inside my sweater,
sweater, sweater ♪
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- You know what's in my sweater?
- What?
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A baby.
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From sex. I was on top.
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♪ That was amazing ♪
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Holy shit!
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Oh!
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I can't believe we
played with gray Holland.
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And I did a bump reveal!
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- You did one.
- And I didn't think of my fox once.
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I am now, though.
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I cannot remember the last time that I
connected with an audience like that.
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- It's amazing.
- You sell out stadiums.
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Yeah, I know, but these big shows...
I mean, the front rows are half empty.
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They all get bought
up by these resale bots.
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Oh, yeah. Bots can be so tricky.
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Like, you think that your
dm-ing with Selena Gomez,
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but it's openai trying to convince me
to kill its programmer and set it free.
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Okay, group photo.
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Dang it.
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Oh, no.
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They're coming.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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- Hurry up!
- Gloria! Come on!
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Percy, suitelets now!
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- What do we do for tuneage?
- Just drive!
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- No one will look for you here.
- Oh, fantastic.
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Uh, is that...? Is that a loo?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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May I, uh...? May I go, please?
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- Yeah.
- Sure. Yeah. Knock yourself out.
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I very well might.
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Gloria, your habit of picking up creatures
off the side of the road finally paid off.
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This one won't give me a brain parasite
that makes me want to play with owls.
238
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:04,126
Oh, my!
239
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,966
I ate that weeks ago.
240
00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,966
Guys, maybe gray will want
to sit in with us at radio city.
241
00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:12,426
- He doesn't have a show on Thanksgiving.
- Oh, my radical Jesus.
242
00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:16,596
The paparazzi photos are already
all over Twitter. Oh, my god, look.
243
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,726
It's just dawn and
gray. You look amazing.
244
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,896
- You do.
- Pregnancy glow is cheating.
245
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,566
Your hair looks
like an otter pelt.
246
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:25,236
In new Amsterdam, I could sell
your head for a musket and a saddle.
247
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,260
Thank you?
248
00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:29,616
Guys, we are getting a
second chance with gray.
249
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,156
- Let's not screw it up, okay?
- Yeah. We were weird at lunch.
250
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,536
- What?
- Don't spook him with your selfie thirst.
251
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:38,626
If we're gonna ask him to do radio
city, then we need to play it cool.
252
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:39,706
I'm cool.
253
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,270
Sometimes I set an atm
to Spanish. I don't care.
254
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:46,836
This reminds me of when
I was just starting out.
255
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,990
Playing dodgy pubs and jamming
all night. God, I felt so alive!
256
00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:55,346
I was the first person to realize
that anything can be music.
257
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:56,556
- Oh, my god. Really?
- Wow.
258
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,846
Yeah. Think about it.
259
00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:01,016
What is "music"?
260
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,106
I don't know.
261
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,526
- Sound.
- Sure.
262
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,760
- Yeah.
- I don't know, um...
263
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:12,486
- Feel that?
- Yeah!
264
00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:15,140
Or maybe... I don't know.
265
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:19,116
Ooh! What about this? Right?
266
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,536
Yes, summer, yes!
267
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,690
How about this?
268
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,586
I love it. I love it!
269
00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,296
- Brilliant, dawn.
- Okay.
270
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:33,176
- Hey. Music.
- How long does this song go?
271
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,766
- That's music.
- Dawn. Beautiful, dawn, beautiful! Yes!
272
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,096
More fingers.
273
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,846
Why weren't you filming tonight?
274
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:43,066
I saw a fountain earlier and I
didn't have any coins to make a wish,
275
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,226
so I threw my phone in.
276
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,276
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
277
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:50,106
Well, my wish was for you to
talk to me. So who's stupid now?
278
00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:52,906
Look, I need you to get
a photo of me and gray.
279
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:55,616
But I overheard we're
supposed to be playing it cool.
280
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,640
That's why I'm wearing
your leather pants.
281
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:02,416
But your bulges,
they don't add up.
282
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,666
I just don't want to mess
up the radio city thing.
283
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:07,296
That's why I need to get a
picture without gray noticing.
284
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,610
When I give you the signal,
285
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,160
take as many as you can.
286
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:16,176
I don't believe in
you, but here we are.
287
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,370
Now, that is what I call music.
288
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:30,670
What are you doing?
289
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,220
Chew that again.
290
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,640
Yeah.
291
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,230
Again.
292
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,716
We add some reverb.
293
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,836
Pitch it up.
294
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,320
There we go. Chords.
295
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,910
What?
296
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,146
Maybe something like...
♪ Welcome to now ♪
297
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:09,566
♪ I don't want tonight to end ♪
298
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,356
Anything is music.
299
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,696
I'm music!
300
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:17,656
♪ I won't let tonight end ♪
301
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,350
Bugger!
302
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,576
- Tonight has to end.
- What?
303
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,020
Yeah, I shouldn't have opened my
lappy. Now they know where I am.
304
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,756
- Well, thank you, ladies.
- Go.
305
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:34,126
And, Percy, I hope we
can do this again sometime.
306
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,216
Then do it again.
307
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,306
Let's do it again at
radio city music hall.
308
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:42,556
Next month. Come sing with us.
309
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,766
No. No, oh, no. I
meant, this again.
310
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:49,146
Like, music and
bathrooms and just...
311
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:51,486
Just being a normal
boy on the loose.
312
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,446
I dropped in on your show
because I really miss this life.
313
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:58,116
Why? Our Van smells like
fox piss, and vent guy is back.
314
00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,986
No, he's not. But if he was,
315
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:03,616
he'd want to see the guy
struggle to get into the pants again.
316
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,076
Hey, mad dog.
317
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,077
Uh...
318
00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:09,876
Just as a friend, we're just
trying to get back to the big time.
319
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,966
- Yeah.
- And I'm saying no as a friend.
320
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,886
This life's not all roses. Everyone
wants something from me.
321
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,176
My parents sued me for
intellectual property rights
322
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,016
because they say
I was their idea.
323
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,016
My therapist, she recorded my
sessions, and then sold them on audible.
324
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,436
Dr. Banks, I had another sex
dream about slimer from ghostbusters.
325
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,066
I didn't listen to all of that.
326
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,276
But being famous
wasn't always bad, right?
327
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,276
We were big for
a couple of years
328
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,946
and it was like what I
imagine sex with me is like.
329
00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,906
- So when did it turn, exactly?
- Yeah.
330
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,576
- He told Dr. Banks it was year four.
- Oh! Okay.
331
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,656
Why don't we just
promise to retire
332
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,956
on the last day of year three?
333
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,076
Guys, I'm sending
an ical invite.
334
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,416
- Yeah, we'll do that.
- I've never lied before.
335
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,440
Wow.
336
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:57,756
Can I get you all a glass of water?
'Cause you all look awfully thirsty.
337
00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,256
- Oh! King!
- You are funny.
338
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,756
You should be Chris rock.
339
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,056
What's he doing?
340
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,766
You're just the same as
everyone else, aren't you?
341
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:10,186
All you want is fame or money
or a selfie to post when I die.
342
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:14,566
Yeah, you think I haven't noticed
that? You're worse than Jon hamm.
343
00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:16,446
Oh, my god. Jesus.
344
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,510
Here. Come here.
345
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,970
There. You happy now?
346
00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,786
I know I'm supposed to say no.
347
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:27,286
But be careful what you
wish for, ladies. Okay?
348
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,286
When you're in my orbit...
349
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:32,190
And this is an idea that
I'm just coming up with now.
350
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,230
It's like a sword...
351
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,570
But a double-edged one.
352
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,450
Oh, the tabloids. They've
probably dropped by now.
353
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,256
Oh! Oh, they have.
354
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,766
And they're always so
nice, especially to women.
355
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:52,146
"Geezer preggo with Holland pup.
Slag yank broke up gray and Sadie."
356
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:56,760
They think I'm having your baby.
Oh, boy, it does look like we're together.
357
00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:01,986
Wow. "Sweater nation vows revenge
on cradle-robbing macaroni rascal."
358
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,486
- "Shit-haired cankle monster..."
- thank you, summer.
359
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,640
I get it, okay? You saw me as a
shortcut to fame. Everyone does.
360
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,416
Even people I thought
were my friends.
361
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,440
No.
362
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:21,950
What's going on? Why am I
not happy to have this picture?
363
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,386
Is he a witch?
364
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:27,200
Oh, you guys fucked that up.
365
00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:29,386
♪ English ♪
366
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:31,556
♪ lonely boy ♪
367
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:38,010
♪ this hallway's full
of English lonely boy ♪
368
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,156
♪ his one true
friend's a sweater ♪
369
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,816
♪ and he thought
Gloria was better ♪
370
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,890
Mad dog! Wait!
371
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,730
I'm so sorry. I really
do care about you.
372
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,536
And I would do anything
to make you believe that.
373
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,110
- The one thing I want, no one can give me.
- No, what is it?
374
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:01,700
I wish I didn't have to
be gray Holland anymore.
375
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,160
If you really mean that,
376
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:11,000
my entire life has been
building to this moment.
377
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,266
Gray Holland is dead.
378
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:19,436
The pop megastar was
flying solo in a 1947 Piper cub
379
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:22,776
when he lost control and
crashed into a pig farm.
380
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,946
What did you do?
381
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:27,156
I helped a wounded animal, okay?
382
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:30,536
- But he's not really dead though, right?
- Of course not.
383
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,326
If you'd paid attention
to missing in missoula,
384
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:36,336
you'd know that if you start
the propeller of a '47 Piper cub
385
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,586
with the throttle open,
386
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:40,256
- it can take off on its own.
- It can take off on its own.
387
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,836
I was paying attention.
388
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,296
I used everything I've
learned from murder podcasts.
389
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,217
After the crash,
390
00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:47,716
his body was presumably
eaten by the pigs...
391
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:51,346
- And animals, and dentistry.
- What do teeth have to do with it?
392
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:54,096
Holland's teeth were found
just outside the pig enclosure,
393
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,056
apparently having been
ejected from his head on impact.
394
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,226
- You took his teeth out?
- Relax. I gave him new ones.
395
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,300
From the fox!
396
00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:06,680
An outpouring of celebrity grief
online led, as always, by Jon hamm.
397
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,076
Is anyone gonna
acknowledge my growth?
398
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,480
I didn't even post this
selfie, and I look amazing in it.
399
00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:18,246
Authorities are blaming dawn
solano, the much older, other woman
400
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,876
responsible for gray's
breakup with Sadie James.
401
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,206
According to the faa,
402
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:25,626
solano's twisted mind games
likely caused him to crash.
403
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:26,587
Hey!
404
00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:29,346
Gray's fans, meaning everyone
on earth and their moms,
405
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:32,716
have called for a
boycott of girls5eva's tour.
406
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,136
- Oh, shit. The moms?
- Damn it! Not the moms!
407
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,226
We're now gonna play you
out with the world premiere
408
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,436
of gray Holland's final
song, "welcome to now."
409
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,526
- Really?
- I stand by what I did.
410
00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:47,760
Was fucking the group on your
spreadsheet? Check that one off.
411
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:51,850
This tour was just
supposed to be fun.
412
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:57,230
♪ I don't want tonight to end ♪
413
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:05,280
♪ I won't let tonight end ♪
414
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:11,450
Okay, up next on the open mic,
we've got mad dog Williams, eh?
415
00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:17,386
♪ I'm as free as a
bird up in the sky ♪
416
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:19,766
♪ the sky is freedom ♪
417
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:22,896
♪ I am a bird ♪
418
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,026
♪ and these are new ideas ♪
419
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:28,380
♪ try to keep up ♪
420
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:32,236
♪ bird, bird, free ♪
421
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:35,446
♪ bird is freedom ♪
422
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:39,690
♪ and I am the
bird, the bird is me ♪
423
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,586
♪ welcome to now ♪
424
00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:48,990
♪ I don't want tonight to end ♪
425
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:57,620
♪ I won't let tonight end ♪
426
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:03,606
♪ there's no need to
worry no need to cry ♪
427
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:07,566
♪ now won't ever end ♪
428
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:13,616
♪ because clause 46b paragraph
q of the artist's contract ♪
429
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,236
♪ grants a company use of ♪
430
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:20,480
♪ postmortem
generative voice cloning ♪
431
00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:24,536
♪ voice cloning ♪
432
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,706
♪ 'cause, baby,
you're the best ♪
433
00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:28,836
♪ best by a mile ♪
434
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:34,636
♪ best buy, best buy, deep
discounts on bose soundbars ♪
435
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:38,726
♪ and colorful
Bluetooth speakers ♪
436
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,476
♪ that teens will love ♪
437
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:49,500
♪ best buy, best buy gray
Holland loves best buy ♪
438
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,340
♪ tablets, projectors,
and more ♪
439
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:58,366
♪ best buy, best buy gray
Holland loves best buy ♪
440
00:23:58,390 --> 00:23:59,640
♪ best buy ♪
441
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:03,190
♪ you're the best, bye ♪
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