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♪♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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♪ welcome aboard, it's love ♪
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♪♪
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Julie, has everything been taken
care of for the miss Americas --
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champagne, flowers,
fruit baskets in the cabins?
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Yes, sir,
you won't be able to tell
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the difference between
their cabins and our gift shop.
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I want everything
to be perfect.
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They're here as guests
of the cruise line.
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-Yes.
-This is so exciting.
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We've never had a miss america
on the ship.
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Let alone four of them.
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And that's exactly
what I want you to do, Adam.
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Let alone all four.
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All right, everybody,
flash those pearlies.
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-Ace!
-Ace!
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-Captain.
-Ace.
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-Doc.
-Hi.
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And my
two favorite ladies.
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Well, it's good
to have you back, ace.
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I'll second that.
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-Oh, and I'll third that.
-Well, thanks.
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It's great to be back.
I missed you all very much.
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Oh, and, captain,
I want you to know
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I finished
my photography course.
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And there's not a thing
I can't do in a darkroom.
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Oh, gee, I wonder
if he needs an assistant?
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Well, you're here
just in time
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to take pictures
of the former miss Americas.
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There they are.
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♪♪
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Uh, excuse me, ladies.
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-Sure.
-Sure.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
Hello, I'm captain stubing.
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And this is our ship's doctor,
Adam bricker.
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Hello, I'm Nancy Fleming,
miss america 1961.
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And I'm Jean bartel,
miss america 1943.
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I'm Marian mcknight,
miss america 1957.
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-Welcome.
-Welcome aboard, ladies.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Ace: Excuse me, ladies,
uh, captain,
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may I get a photograph,
please?
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Of course.
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That's it. Beautiful.
Right there.
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There we are.
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Master Ashley.
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Finley!
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What are you
doing here, huh?
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Your parents have sent me
on this cruise.
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Is that right?
Well, why not?
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I guess even the family valet
needs a vacation, hmm?
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I'm not here
on vacation, sir.
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I'm here
to be your valet.
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No, no, Finley -- Finley,
you can't do this to me.
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Uh, soon as
the rest of the guys
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find out that my parents
sent me a valet,
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I'll never hear
the end of it.
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I am sorry, sir.
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But you should've thought of
that before you were born rich.
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Well, mom, fresh salt air,
warm sunshine,
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and swarms
of good-looking men...
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[ Chuckles ]
Salt air makes me wheeze.
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I get
third-degree sunburns.
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And swarms
give me the creeps.
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Let's go home.
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Hi, I'm your purser,
gopher Smith.
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Hi.
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I'm Jenny rhodes,
and this is my mother.
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How do you do?
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The cruise
was her idea.
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She wants to fix me up
with some men.
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Mom!
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I think she's just
feeling a little tired.
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Oh, forget tired.
Try old.
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Where's our cabin?
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Uh, ma'am --
rhodes is fiesta 264.
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Go right through these doors,
around to the elevator,
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and down one deck.
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I could take you there
myself.
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Oh, don't bother.
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Let's go, Jenny.
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I've got to go
count my wrinkles.
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I think I feel a new one
about to pop.
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Don't worry about a thing --
I'll have her bogeying
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on the dining room table
in no time.
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-I hope you're right.
-Hey, listen.
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I've seen
this happen many times.
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And while she's having
a good time, might I suggest
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the gopher Smith
escort service?
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I'd like to take advantage
of it.
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I really would.
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But making sure
my mother's happy
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is the most important thing
on my mind.
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Well, don't you worry
about old mom 'cause
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she's gonna have a ball.
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Come on, Jenny, I can't wait
to start feeling bored.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Excuse me, can you help
a desperate woman find a cabin?
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Sure,
what's the name?
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Isaac Washington.
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Excuse me, Isaac,
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I didn't recognize you
without your mustache.
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I'm Cassie Jones.
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Isaac's an old high-school
friend of mine.
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Our class reunion
is next week.
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And I'd give my right arm
to get Isaac as my date.
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Well, does he know
you're sailing with us?
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And give him a chance
to jump ship?
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No way.
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I prefer good,
old-fashioned ambush.
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Well, here's your chance
to cut him off at the pass.
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All right.
And then we'll use that one.
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Oh, is my war paint
on okay?
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-You look great.
-Wish me luck.
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Good luck!
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Everything else is fine.
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All right, thank you.
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[ Gasps ]
Isaac Washington!
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As I live and breathe --
-Cassie Jones!
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You know, I haven't seen
you since Jefferson high.
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Funny you should mention
our old Alma mater because
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next week we're gonna have --
-Cassie.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Is that miss america?
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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No, not my cup of tea.
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She is beautiful.
Excuse me.
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I'll -- I'll be right back.
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Excuse me!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen!
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No more pictures,
please!
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No more pictures
or questions!
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The ship
is getting ready to sail.
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And if you don't have a ticket,
you have to leave.
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I'm sorry.
That's just the way it is.
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No, I'm sorry, sir.
So long.
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Thank you very much for being
so kind and patient with us.
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Yes, that's the rules
of the house.
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So if you don't have a ticket,
I'm sorry.
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You have to go.
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Bye.
-Oh, thanks.
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The press can be very
persistent.
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Oh, I know. I've got a paperboy
that keeps bugging me.
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-I'm Vanessa Williams.
-I'm Isaac Washington.
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It is so nice
to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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Vanessa, would it be all right
if I escorted you to your cabin?
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You never know if there's
another journalist
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lurking
in the passageway.
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Why take the chance?
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Listen, you know, there are
so many things at port --
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-Isaac.
-Oh, Cassie!
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Uh, can I get back
to you later on?
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Yeah.
-Sure.
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Thanks.
Um, there are things like...
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[ Fog horn blows ]
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♪♪
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Now, where would you like these?
The dresser or the closet?
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I don't want them
anywhere.
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Look, I want to make it
on my own.
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I don't want a valet.
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It's not a question
of what you want.
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It is the opinion
of your parents
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that if you insist on living
on this wretched float,
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the least you could have
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is the accoutrements
of civilization, master Ashley.
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And don't call me
master Ashley.
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The name is ace.
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Your name is
master Ashley Covington Evans.
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And I have no intention
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of helping you to make an ace
of yourself.
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♪♪
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-Hi, Isaac.
-Hey, Julie.
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Oh, Cassie.
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Have you had a chance to mention
the reunion to Isaac yet?
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Not yet.
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There's no time
like the present.
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Okay.
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Hi, Vanessa.
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Hi, Isaac.
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Listen, I saved the best seat
in the house for you.
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-Oh, fantastic.
-Yeah, it's right over here.
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On second thought,
there's no time like the future.
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And if there's anything
you need, anything at all,
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I'm just a holler away.
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Thanks a lot, Isaac.
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♪♪
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Well, smile,
miss america.
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Your Mr. America
has just arrived.
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[ Clears throat ]
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You know, you, uh --
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you got a nicer body
than my Porsche.
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I don't think my boyfriend
would like that.
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But what your boyfriend
doesn't know won't hurt him.
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But if he did know,
it could hurt you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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It's true that I am a --
a lover, not a fighter.
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But if you don't say anything,
well, I won't say anything.
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My boyfriend is
right over there.
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The bartender?
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[ Laughs ]
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You could do better
than that, baby.
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I'm sorry.
I'm very devoted to him.
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To the bartender?
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[ Clears throat ]
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Excuse me.
225
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Miss america there tells me
that, uh, she's crazy about you.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Crazy about me.
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All right.
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Mom, don't look now,
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but I think that man
over there is interested in you.
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I know the type --
no words, all hands.
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Hi, Jenny.
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Hi.
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-Hi, Mrs. Rhodes.
-Hello.
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Jenny,
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I've compiled a list of the
eligible bachelors on this ship.
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And I'm sure your mom
would love to meet them.
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-That's wonderful, gopher.
-Thank you.
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Okay, who we got here?
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Ah, how about right here?
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Norton henley.
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He's an accountant.
-Oh, wonderful.
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I like a man
who can count to 10.
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00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,982
Okay, Norton's a no-no.
246
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,984
Oh, hey.
Here's the guy for you.
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Ted arbuckle,
plumbing fixtures.
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Terrific.
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Mr. Adventure.
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Um, uh, well, okay.
How about this guy here?
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Lou pappas,
used car salesman.
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Please, gopher, not so much
excitement the first day.
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Might as well just sit here in
the sun and dry up like a prune.
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♪♪
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Ace: Beautiful.
Okay.
256
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,602
Flash those pearlies.
257
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,021
Great.
Thanks, ladies.
258
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,023
Together: Thank you.
259
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,023
Bye-bye.
260
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,357
Your milk, sir.
261
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,859
Finley,
you're embarrassing me.
262
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,861
Please,
I don't want any milk.
263
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,030
Master Ashley,
even boys trying to make it
264
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,198
on their own need milk.
265
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,741
Oh, for crying out loud,
Finley.
266
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,201
Hi, ace?
267
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,913
Uh, Vicki, Julie.
268
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,873
Hi!
Who's your friend?
269
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,374
-Friend?
-Mm-hmm.
270
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,709
Oh,
this isn't a friend.
271
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:14,919
He's a, uh, passenger.
272
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,253
Wants his picture taken.
273
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,713
Oh, well,
don't work too hard.
274
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,049
You'll ruin it for the rest
of us.
275
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,425
Bye-bye.
276
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,096
You know,
a picture's not a bad idea.
277
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,934
Master Ashley.
278
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,895
Of course.
279
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,105
-Thank you.
-Finley.
280
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,024
How about a picture?
281
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,901
-That's very kind of you, sir.
-Hmm?
282
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,152
Okay, let's see.
283
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,238
Uh, if you could just start by
stepping back a little bit more.
284
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,906
That's it.
Okay.
285
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,575
A little bit more.
286
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,245
Okay, one more baby,
little step.
287
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,829
Oh!
288
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,474
♪♪
289
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,767
Good evening.
290
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,894
Early seating dinner
is now being served
291
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,771
in the coral dining room.
292
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,740
Tyrone: I actually thought
I'd surprise you.
293
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,451
Time for you to dine
with the man on your mind.
294
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,120
Oh, thank you.
295
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,623
But, uh, suddenly
I'm not feeling too well.
296
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,500
I think I should stay
in my cabin.
297
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,836
Well, it's your loss.
298
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,006
But if, uh, you should happen
to change your mind,
299
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,634
I'll be in the dining room
at an intimate table
300
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,804
for two waiting
for my dessert.
301
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,477
♪♪
302
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:05,362
Hello? Uh, could you connect me
with Isaac Washington, please?
303
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,655
Yes, I'll hold.
304
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,949
Miss america?
305
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,826
You must be dreaming.
306
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,537
Doc,
I am not dreaming.
307
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,124
She is telling everyone
that I am her main man.
308
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,501
Yeah, and Bo Derek
can't keep her hands off me.
309
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,670
[ Telephone rings ]
310
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,341
Hello?
311
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,342
Yeah, he's right here.
312
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,927
Who's calling?
313
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,055
Miss america?
314
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,475
Uh, ju-- just a moment.
315
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,310
Uh, miss america for you.
316
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,645
Thank you.
317
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,688
[ Clears throat ]
318
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,024
Hello.
319
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,901
Oh, hi, Vanessa.
320
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,990
Dinner in your cabin?
321
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:56,580
Yeah, I -- I think
I can make those arrangements.
322
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,873
No, no,
no, no, no, no.
323
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,417
It wouldn't be
any bother at all.
324
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:05,714
Now, you just leave
everything to me.
325
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,007
[ Chuckles ]
326
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,217
Yeah.
327
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,718
Fine.
328
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,053
Okay.
329
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,681
Goodbye.
330
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,432
See, doc?
331
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,768
She'll do anything
to get me alone.
332
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,941
I'd give you a hand, but i'm
expecting a call from Bo.
333
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,570
-Oh, hi, Isaac.
-Cassie!
334
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,072
-Uh, got a minute?
-No.
335
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,533
Miss america needs me.
336
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,912
That's not all she needs.
337
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:40,040
♪♪
338
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,084
Late-seating dinner
is now being served.
339
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,752
Come dine
and also feast your eyes
340
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,212
on the former miss Americas.
341
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,463
Bon appétit!
342
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,465
[ Soft music playing ]
343
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,634
[ Indistinct conversations ]
344
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,274
Mom, I'm sorry the men
gopher found
345
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,567
weren't more to your liking.
346
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,945
There'll be others.
347
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,945
Oh, that's
what I keep telling myself.
348
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,655
But where are they?
349
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,783
Where are the heroes
I used to see in the movies,
350
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:19,163
strong gentlemen
with romance and tenderness?
351
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:23,125
-Mother.
-Where are the counts, Dukes,
352
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,961
even an Indian prince
or two?
353
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:29,465
Ah, just one night with any
of them would be all I asked.
354
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,592
Oh.
355
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,802
You haven't eaten.
Where are you going?
356
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,638
Back to the cabin
to read a trashy novel.
357
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,853
Good evening.
358
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,278
I don't know
what to do with her.
359
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,155
Gopher, you haven't seen
any counts,
360
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,908
Dukes, or Indian princes
onboard, have you?
361
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,619
[ Indian accent ]
Well, if it's an Indian prince
you are wanting, no problem.
362
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,663
I'll just tell the valet parking
boy bring around my elephant.
363
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,874
[ Laughs ]
364
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,667
Gopher, I love it.
That's marvelous.
365
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,462
-[ Normal voice ] Thank you.
-I love it.
366
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,048
Could I meet you back
in your cabin in about an hour?
367
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,467
It really would mean
a lot to me.
368
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,177
Well, if it means
that much to you,
369
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,137
maybe we'd better make
it half an hour.
370
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,766
[ Chuckles ]
371
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,477
Why didn't I think of
this Indian prince angle before?
372
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,525
-Hi, everybody.
-Good evening.
373
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,360
-Hi, goph.
-Hi, goph.
374
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,537
-Hey, ace.
-Hmm?
375
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,288
Who's that guy
standing behind you?
376
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,165
Hmm?
377
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,545
Yes, who is that man?
378
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,420
Uh, what man?
379
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,925
I am Mr. Finley,
master Ashley's valet.
380
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,885
He's your valet?
381
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,720
His second cruise
he gets a valet.
382
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,055
I've been here 7 years.
383
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:03,433
I haven't even got
a nurse.
384
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,727
My parents sent him here
to take care of me.
385
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,980
They don't think
I can dress myself yet.
386
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,774
It's very unusual for a crew
member to have a valet.
387
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,276
I know, captain,
I assure you
388
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,779
it's very temporary --
it won't change a thing.
389
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:19,074
Well, uh,
what looks good tonight, huh?
390
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,284
Oh, lobster.
391
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,160
I think I'll have the lobster.
392
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,252
On second thought,
maybe I'll just have a steak.
393
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:34,548
♪♪
394
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,135
[ Knock on door ]
395
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,888
Isaac: Dinner time!
396
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,764
Hi, Isaac.
397
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,267
Wow, look at all this!
398
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,604
A meal fit
for a queen.
399
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,274
First,
we have chateaubriand,
400
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,152
a bottle of our best champagne,
on the house, of course,
401
00:19:55,235 --> 00:20:01,408
and an American beauty Rose
for a true American beauty.
402
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,576
Thanks.
403
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,578
You sure know how
to spoil a girl.
404
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:09,750
Well, a girl like you
deserves to be spoiled.
405
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,293
But I guess,
being miss america,
406
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,005
you have dozens of guys
falling all over you every day.
407
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,424
Not really,
but I don't want them to.
408
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,635
Basically,
I'm just a one-man woman,
409
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,846
as long
as it's the right man.
410
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,390
Oh.
411
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,563
I'd like to stay
and keep you company,
412
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,482
but I've got to get back
to work.
413
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,442
Thanks for the Rose,
Isaac.
414
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,199
[ Chuckles ]
Sure.
415
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,659
Oh.
416
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,583
They keep moving
these closets.
417
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,053
♪♪
418
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,641
[ Indian accent ]
So, tell me,
419
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,768
what do you think
of Calcutta as a whole?
420
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,895
[ Knock on door ]
421
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,237
Enter, oh, object of my desire
and palpitation.
422
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,656
I'm really a nervous wreck
about this.
423
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,116
Fear not, my sweet.
424
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,202
I know how to steal
the flattering of your heart --
425
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:30,038
a kiss upon the lips
as gentle as a butterfly wing.
426
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,581
Oh, oh, uh, no, no, gopher.
427
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,581
[ Normal voice ]
What do you mean?
428
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,000
I thought you liked
the Indian approach.
429
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,752
I do,
but not for me.
430
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,878
Yeah, well,
then for who?
431
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,213
For my mother!
432
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:39,923
What?
433
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,175
She just needs one
romantic interlude --
434
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,177
an eloquent,
poetic gentleman,
435
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,179
charming,
tender, romantic.
436
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,515
You want me to romance
your mother?
437
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,726
All you have to do
is play the mysterious stranger,
438
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,936
appearing, as if from nowhere,
on a lonesome cruise.
439
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,271
You sweep her
off her feet.
440
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,440
Yeah, and then she sweeps me
off the deck.
441
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,066
Forget it.
This is not gonna work.
442
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,985
Unh-unh.
-It has to.
443
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:01,528
-Unh-unh.
-She feels lonesome.
444
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:04,406
She feels as if no one
even cares about her.
445
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:08,452
And she has a fantasy about
a gentleman just like this.
446
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,454
Please, do it for me.
-I can't.
447
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,080
-Well, please, gopher.
-I'm sorry.
448
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,290
I'd like to.
I'd like to help you.
449
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,751
But I just -- I can't.
I...
450
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,339
I can do this.
No problem.
451
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,424
Mm.
452
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,093
Oh, you're gonna make such
a handsome Indian gentleman.
453
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,553
I'm very good with makeup.
-Yeah?
454
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,722
First, you need
a little panstick base.
455
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:32,059
Uh-huh, and some dark brown
eyeshadow.
456
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,268
[ Indian accent ]
Dark brown eyeshadow?
457
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,269
Let's see.
458
00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:35,270
I have it.
459
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,939
What?
460
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,232
A mustache!
461
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,400
Ah!
462
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,403
[ Chuckles ]
463
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,780
[ Normal voice ]
I like it, too.
464
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,780
Mm.
465
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,032
[ Indian accent ]
Mm, most pleasing.
466
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,117
Try to keep it
out of my nose.
467
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,287
♪♪
468
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957
[ Soft music playing ]
469
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,217
-It was good.
-Oh, hi, ace.
470
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,676
-Hi.
-Hi, ace, where's jeeves?
471
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,096
Well, he finally took the rest
of the night off.
472
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,973
Now, if he'd only take
the rest of my life off.
473
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,810
Why don't you promise him
that you won't tell your parents
474
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,311
if he just leaves you alone
475
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,771
and enjoys the rest
of the cruise?
476
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,314
It'll be like a vacation
to him.
477
00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,482
No, you see,
that's the problem.
478
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:24,194
Waiting on me hand and foot
is his idea of a vacation.
479
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,196
Well, sure,
he's got it made working for you
480
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,116
on a cruise ship --
there's so little to do here.
481
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,702
You're right.
482
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,204
You know,
that just might work.
483
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:35,413
Thanks, Julie!
484
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,207
[ Chuckles ]
485
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,292
What might work?
486
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:43,505
I don't know,
but it's already worked for me.
487
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,385
♪♪
488
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:58,478
Isaac, will you take little,
old me to the reunion?
489
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:04,568
Isaac, you come to that reunion
or I'll squash you!
490
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,736
Too subtle.
I --
491
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,613
-Cassie.
-Hi.
492
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,365
-Hi, Isaac.
-Hi.
493
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:13,076
Uh, Julie said
you were looking for me.
494
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:13,952
Uh, yes, yes.
495
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,204
I -- I wanted to know,
uh, uh, how --
496
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,748
how's
your sister doing?
497
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,083
I don't have a sister.
498
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,710
Oh.
499
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,045
Well, then I guess
she won't be going
500
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,715
to our reunion
Saturday night.
501
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,176
Nope, but I'm really
looking forward to it.
502
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,927
You gonna be there?
503
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,554
Well, I hadn't really
thought about it.
504
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,264
But now that you've brought
it up,
505
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,057
it sounds like fun.
506
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,852
Yeah, and you know what's
really gonna be fun?
507
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,811
What?
508
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,105
Seeing the old gang's reaction
when I walk in
509
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,233
with miss america
on my arm.
510
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,652
Yeah.
511
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:50,238
What a blast.
512
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,698
Finley here, sir.
513
00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:54,075
Ace: Come on in.
514
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,077
You wish to see me, si--
515
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,914
Finley.
516
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,916
You're just in time.
517
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,876
I need another can of beer.
518
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,127
Uh, there should be
a can up there
519
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,587
on the bureau
underneath those clothes.
520
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,589
Well, are you certain
that there is a bureau
521
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,800
underneath these clothes?
522
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:11,885
Thank you, Finley.
523
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,845
Listen, I'm sorry to get you
out of bed at this hour,
524
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,639
but there are a few things
I'd like to go over with you.
525
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:19,768
All right?
Uh, if you would, just sit down.
526
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,437
First of all, now,
I'm a very restless sleeper.
527
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,772
All right?
528
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,607
I'd like
for you to come in every hour.
529
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,068
Check to make sure I haven't
knocked the covers off
my bed, all right?
530
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,363
Also, I like to take a little
stroll -- say, about 3:00 A.M.
531
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:32,989
So I'd like for you
to come in and dress me.
532
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,449
-Uh, master Ashley?
-Yes.
533
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:37,535
Since you've left home,
have you always lived like this?
534
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:38,954
Oh, no, no.
535
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,413
I'm still not used
to you being here.
536
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,290
I tidied up a little bit.
-Yes.
537
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:50,090
This is really most
unacceptable.
538
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,676
It is, huh?
539
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:55,637
I was afraid
you'd say that.
540
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,138
Then I guess you'll be
541
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:01,142
going home when we pull
in to port tomorrow.
542
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,311
On the contrary,
543
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,982
i see know that you need me
more than ever, master Ashley.
544
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,985
Now, let's start
by straightening this picture.
545
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,112
And this.
546
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,951
Now, remember, gopher --
be strong but tender,
547
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,661
suave but romantic.
548
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,830
-Like this?
-Later, gopher.
549
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,124
You'll ruin
your makeup.
550
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,000
Mother's out
on the deck.
551
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,544
Now, go out there
and make her happy.
552
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:31,172
[ Sighs ]
553
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,887
Good evening.
554
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,887
[ Indian accent ]
Good evening to you, sir.
555
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:49,024
Excuse me,
would you permit a stranger
556
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,568
to savor this beautiful evening
in your presence
557
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,861
for a moment or two?
558
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,738
Oh, yes, of course.
559
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:57,532
Thank you very much.
560
00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:59,034
Forgive me for staring
at you,
561
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,037
but you remind me
of my native India.
562
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:07,876
A flower floating on the Ganges
after the monsoon,
563
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:12,213
so fierce
and, yet, so tenderly.
564
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,840
Wha-- who are you?
565
00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,718
Beautiful lady,
what is in a name?
566
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,387
Well, I -- I --
I don't talk to strangers.
567
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,223
Ah, most commendable.
568
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,976
Permit me, then,
to introduce myself to you.
569
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:29,689
I am punjab,
Dr. Punjab Singh.
570
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,066
Oh, a doctor?
571
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,359
Yes.
572
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,569
A poet in spirit,
but by profession,
573
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,237
a foot doctor.
574
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,740
Well, one has to eat,
you know?
575
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,326
This is something
Gandhi never learned.
576
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:47,874
♪♪
577
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,762
Cigarette?
-Oh, no.
578
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,555
I don't smoke.
579
00:28:04,682 --> 00:28:06,601
Me neither.
580
00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:11,022
I wish only to inhale the
fragrance of your beautifulness.
581
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,942
Oh, kiss me.
582
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,319
Oh, this is not
possibly possible.
583
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,781
In India, we do not kiss until
we have been married 5 years.
584
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,575
It helps with
the population problem.
585
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,202
I don't care.
586
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:30,375
[ Sighs ]
587
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,793
That was incredible.
588
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,754
It was a piece of goodness
for me, too.
589
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:39,759
But now, beautiful blossom
of the Ganges,
590
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:44,472
one kiss,
one moment of bliss
591
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,350
and so farewell.
592
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,941
♪♪
593
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,200
I'll find you,
my mysterious lover,
594
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,744
if it takes me the rest
of this cruise.
595
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,085
♪♪
596
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,503
Attention, passengers.
597
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,130
Our delicious breakfast buffet
598
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:19,048
is now being served
on the starlight deck.
599
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,633
Don't miss out
on the croissants.
600
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,469
But, please, save one for me!
601
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:27,807
We've got to stop meeting
like this.
602
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:30,185
My sentiments exactly.
603
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,353
Oh, come on, baby.
604
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,482
You know, you and me,
we were meant to be.
605
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:40,320
The only thing we were meant
to be is at separate tables.
606
00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:42,989
I know your type.
607
00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:44,699
Hi, Isaac!
608
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,119
Hi, Vanessa.
609
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:51,331
Good morning,
handsome.
610
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,916
Good morning.
611
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:56,544
I really enjoyed last night
with, uh, you in my cabin.
612
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,218
I enjoyed it, too.
613
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,345
See you later?
614
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:07,180
You can count on it.
615
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,938
Have I mentioned
his karate trophies?
616
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,954
Master Ashley,
you may protest all you want.
617
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:34,249
I am very used to your tantrums
from your diaper days.
618
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,417
[ Speaks French ]
619
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:44,926
But, now, if you will excuse me,
I am going to your cabin
620
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,595
to prepare your wardrobe
for the afternoon.
621
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,098
Finley,
what's wrong with this?
622
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,558
Hmm?
623
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,810
Sir, I do not intend
to be a gentleman's gentleman
624
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:56,813
to a gentleman
who does not dress like one.
625
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,661
I guess your plan
didn't work out last night.
626
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:13,454
-Unh-unh.
-Gee, ace, I really feel sorry
627
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:16,583
for you having to be pampered
and waited on all day.
628
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,126
Doc, this is no joke.
629
00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,461
All right, look, I know
he's only trying to do his job,
630
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,964
but it's getting in the way
of me trying to do my job.
631
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,091
Well, as long as you're gonna be
stuck with him for a while,
632
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:27,760
maybe you should at least
try getting along.
633
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,012
Yeah, Julie's right.
634
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,180
You might as well just
be nice to him.
635
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,308
Yeah.
636
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,101
Be nice to him.
637
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,311
You're a genius!
638
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,605
Yeah, yeah!
I'll be nice to him.
639
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,648
I'll be real nice
to him.
640
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,818
♪♪
641
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,453
There you are.
642
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:55,538
[ Normal voice ]
Oh, Mrs. Rhodes, hi.
643
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:56,539
I can't talk to you now.
644
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,291
I got to take these reports
to the captain.
645
00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,335
Stay.
646
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,045
I met the man
of my dreams last night,
647
00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:03,504
and you've got to
find him for me.
648
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,965
His name is
Dr. Punjab Singh.
649
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,300
I don't know him.
Sorry.
650
00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:09,719
What did you do,
memorize the passenger list?
651
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,387
Look him up.
-Okay.
652
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,514
All right, sure.
-Oh, what a man.
653
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,808
He's about your height,
more or less.
654
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,645
He wears a turban, and he has
a mustache and a goatee.
655
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:21,564
And, oh, he talks like
an Indian prince.
656
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:24,817
Must be a dozen guys on the ship
that fit that description.
657
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,653
Find mine.
658
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,321
Oh, when I get my hands
on that man,
659
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,740
I'm never gonna let
him go.
660
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:36,746
♪♪
661
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,003
Welcome
to glamorous acapulco,
662
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,381
one of the jewels
of the Mexican riviera.
663
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,676
Enjoy the beauty and excitement
of this lovely port city.
664
00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,511
It's an experience
you'll never forget.
665
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,054
Buenas tardes!
666
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:56,224
♪♪
667
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,324
A little closer together.
There we go.
668
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,868
Chin up, chin up.
That's it right there.
669
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:17,453
Smile.
Beautiful.
670
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,871
You're gonna love it.
Finley.
671
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,957
-Yes, sir.
-Will you take this bag, please?
672
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,083
-Certainly, sir.
-Thank you.
673
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,418
You're very kind.
Okay.
674
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,753
Now, there we go.
Perfect.
675
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:26,921
Ah, beautiful.
676
00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,798
Now, in the next one,
I think that we should, uh...
677
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,258
Oh, miss Fleming.
678
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,259
Hi.
679
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:33,928
The flower shop asked me
to deliver these to you.
680
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:36,597
Thank you, Vicki.
I wonder who sent them?
681
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,392
"To Nancy,
my favorite miss america, ever.
682
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:42,061
From your most ardent admirer,
Ernest Finley."
683
00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:44,147
Oh, I have to thank him.
They're just gorgeous.
684
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,232
Do you know Mr. Finley,
Vicki?
685
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:49,610
Uh, yes, that's Mr. Finley
right over there.
686
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,904
The tall gentleman
in the dark suit?
687
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:55,158
-Uh-huh.
-Thank you.
688
00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:57,952
Mr. Finley.
689
00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:59,829
Thank you so much
for the flowers.
690
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,914
You're very sweet.
691
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:07,128
But...no, no, no.
692
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,756
Clearly she must have mistaken
me for somebody else.
693
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,175
Finley, you devil,
you.
694
00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:14,051
Huh?
695
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:17,638
Hi, Cassie.
696
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,599
Anything new with Isaac?
697
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,601
Yeah, miss america.
698
00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:23,269
Julie,
he is so wrapped up in her
699
00:34:23,352 --> 00:34:24,771
he doesn't even know
I'm alive.
700
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,856
Oh, Cassie,
is it really so important to you
701
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,275
that Isaac goes with you
to the reunion?
702
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:30,943
Julie,
all through high school,
703
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:34,614
people made fun of me because
I had a hopeless crush on him.
704
00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:37,658
I've got something
to prove to them.
705
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,787
Besides, I already told a couple
of my close friends
706
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,663
that Isaac
was gonna be my date.
707
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,917
Well, if they're your close
friends, they'll understand.
708
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,962
I don't know what to do.
709
00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:52,006
My mother's mad about you.
-I know.
710
00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:53,674
She told me she met the man
of her dreams last night.
711
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,176
And now she
wants me to find him.
712
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,053
And I want you
to find him too, gopher.
713
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,847
You want me to find him?
You know...
714
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,307
Oh, wait a minute.
No, no, no, no.
715
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,141
One night is all
we agreed upon,
716
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,143
and one night only.
-Please, gopher.
717
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,062
Be Dr. Singh tonight.
-I can't.
718
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,855
I'd never get away
with it a second time.
719
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,690
Besides, I got all this work
to do for the captain.
720
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,150
-Gopher.
-Don't look at me like that.
721
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,486
Gopher!
722
00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:15,571
My mother said Dr. Singh
is her ideal man --
723
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:18,366
so mature,
handsome, tender, poetic.
724
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,367
She said that?
725
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,703
Yes, and sexy.
726
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,163
She said I was sexy?
727
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,749
No, I'm saying that.
728
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,876
Yeah?
729
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,711
Well, I don't know, Jenny.
I mean, I --
730
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:33,840
please, gopher.
731
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,508
Just one more night.
732
00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:37,009
The cruise will
be over tomorrow,
733
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,846
and then my mother
can go home happy.
734
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,890
Oh, what the hay?
735
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:49,021
[ Clears throat ]
736
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,232
Sir, I'll have these
on your floor in an hour.
737
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,109
Your desk!
738
00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:58,197
♪♪
739
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,996
This is beautiful.
740
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,205
Okay, Finley.
741
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,749
I'm gonna go develop this film.
Why don't you take a break?
742
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,209
And I'll catch up to you
in a little bit.
743
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,460
-As you wish.
-All right.
744
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,588
Oh, yeah, thanks.
Bye-bye.
745
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,923
This is
a great surprise.
746
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,800
There he is.
747
00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:25,391
Oh, Mr. Finley.
748
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:29,478
Mr. Finley,
thank you so much for the candy.
749
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,440
What a sweet man.
750
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,275
Come on, girls.
We're gonna see you later.
751
00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,068
Tease him.
752
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:39,697
♪♪
753
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,832
♪♪
754
00:36:59,508 --> 00:37:00,509
[ Indian accent ]
It seems an eternity
755
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:04,263
since last I bathed
in the warm glow of your beauty.
756
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:08,309
Oh, well, I wasn't, uh,
expecting you, punjab.
757
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,435
Ah.
758
00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,978
In India,
we have a saying --
759
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,439
"always expect the unexpected,"
because if you
760
00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:15,483
lived in my country,
you would expect that.
761
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:20,863
The unexpected just
causes a great deal of stress.
762
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,324
So you've,
uh, come back to me.
763
00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,660
Regrettably, no,
beautiful lady.
764
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,080
Where my heart would go,
my feet may not follow.
765
00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:30,456
I am married.
766
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:31,832
You have a wife?
767
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,627
Two and one on the way.
768
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,878
Do you all
live together?
769
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,046
Oh, my goodness, no.
770
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:39,048
Uh, my wives
live all over India.
771
00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:41,509
Yes, I have one wife
who lives in Delhi.
772
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,803
I have another
who lives in Bombay.
773
00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:48,224
And the future Mrs. Singh
lives in, uh, Karachi.
774
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,977
Uh, that's in Pakistan.
775
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,228
I commute.
776
00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:54,021
Look, I don't care
about your wives.
777
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,856
We'll make any arrangement
you want.
778
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,108
I can't let you go.
779
00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:58,526
Please, you are making
a most difficult
780
00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,860
difficulty
more difficult.
781
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,070
I must say goodbye
to you.
782
00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:02,363
That's why
I am saying this to you.
783
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:03,531
Goodbye.
I am saying goodbye.
784
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:07,660
You know, I must have one last
thing before you go, punjab.
785
00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:09,328
I know. You want a kiss
for your memory.
786
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,205
But I must say, no, no, no.
787
00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:14,333
This is the last you will ever
see of punjab Singh.
788
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,918
-Uh, punjab?
-Hmm.
789
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,212
-Your singing days are over.
-What? What?
790
00:38:18,295 --> 00:38:20,256
You fraud!
How could you?
791
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:21,257
[ Normal voice ]
Hey -- wh -- ah,
792
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,550
listen, hey,
Mrs. Rhodes.
793
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:26,053
Now, let me explain,
okay?
794
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,431
We're now leaving
lovely acapulco.
795
00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:31,058
We hope you've enjoyed your
stay as much as we have.
796
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,727
Our next stop is Los Angeles.
797
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,186
Buenas noches!
798
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,063
[ Knock on door ]
799
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,108
-Who is it?
-Isaac.
800
00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:41,318
Come on in.
801
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,695
Hi, Vanessa.
802
00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:44,572
Hi, Isaac.
803
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:48,534
-How you doing?
-Good.
804
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,453
Have a seat.
805
00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,498
Listen, Vanessa.
806
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,209
When we get back,
807
00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:00,463
my high school class
is having a reunion.
808
00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,256
It's Saturday night.
809
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:03,883
And I was thinking
it would be nice
810
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:06,385
if you'd come along with me
as my date.
811
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,429
Oh, I'm really flattered,
Isaac,
812
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,222
but I'm afraid I can't.
813
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:13,601
Being miss america
keeps you pretty busy.
814
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:16,896
Oh, yeah.
815
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,106
Well, that's okay.
816
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,442
Maybe we could get together
Friday instead --
817
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:22,777
just the two of us.
818
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,236
Well, maybe.
819
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,656
But, um, on the other hand,
maybe not.
820
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,450
I don't understand.
821
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,786
Well,
it's not just my schedule.
822
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,996
I have a boyfriend
back home.
823
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:39,001
But what about
that big kiss you gave me
824
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:43,923
and the wonderful time
that we had last night?
825
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:48,511
And you told that guy
that you were crazy about me.
826
00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:52,139
Oh, I'm -- I'm so sorry.
827
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,601
The truth is I was pretending
that you were my boyfriend
828
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:59,772
so I could get rid
of that creep.
829
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:03,943
I -- I really feel awful.
830
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,654
Oh, ah....
831
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:09,657
Hey, well, uh, that --
that's okay.
832
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,493
Don't worry about it.
It -- it's no big deal.
833
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:16,122
Actually, uh, uh,
I think it's kind of funny.
834
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,707
-You do?
-Yeah.
835
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:22,294
And I'm sure I'll be able
to laugh about it...
836
00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:24,171
In a couple of weeks.
837
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,761
♪♪
838
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,227
I don't agree
with what your daughter
839
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,521
or my purser did,
Mrs. Rhodes.
840
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,858
But I'm certain they did it with
your best interest at heart.
841
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,693
I really just
wanted to help.
842
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,696
And I, um,
sort of forced gopher into it.
843
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:50,739
[ Indian accent ] That is not
entirely true in its entirety.
844
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:55,202
I just wish
to be thanked.
845
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:55,202
[ Clears throat ]
846
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,912
[ Normal voice ]
I just wanted to help, too.
847
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,373
Well, I guess you did.
848
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:01,375
It's just too bad
there aren't of my kind
849
00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,918
of heroes
around anymore.
850
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:06,005
But there are,
Mrs. Rhodes.
851
00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,174
You just have to look
under the surface.
852
00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:11,177
They're there.
853
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,887
You really think so?
854
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,055
I'm sure of it.
855
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,391
You're a very
attractive woman.
856
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,391
Oh.
857
00:41:17,474 --> 00:41:21,437
And you'll find that strong
and sensitive man you want.
858
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,646
I'm looking at one.
859
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,567
Me?
860
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:28,235
Oh, Mrs. Rhodes --
861
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,862
don't get nervous,
captain.
862
00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:32,573
I've had it
with shipboard romances.
863
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:38,662
♪♪
864
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,415
[ Knock on door ]
865
00:41:41,498 --> 00:41:43,250
Come in.
866
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,211
-You sent for me?
-Finley.
867
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,922
I took some photographs today
I wanted to show you.
868
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,965
I think they're
some of my best work.
869
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:51,091
Oh, that's wonderful,
master Ashley.
870
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,218
Mm-hmm, yeah.
871
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,345
What do you think?
872
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,604
What do you intend
to do with these?
873
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,106
Well, I thought my parents
might like to see just
874
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,734
what kind of care
you've been taking of me.
875
00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:11,278
-You set me up!
-Yeah.
876
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,405
I'll admit I was the one
who sent the gifts
877
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,115
to the miss Americas
and signed your name.
878
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,992
Yeah.
879
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,456
You realize that if you send
these photos to your parents,
880
00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:26,085
I shall be humiliated?
881
00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:27,127
Displaced!
882
00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:30,839
Finley, I didn't do it
to hurt you.
883
00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,299
I'd...
884
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,803
I'd never show
these pictures to my parents.
885
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,221
Then why?
886
00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:41,308
Because I need
to be on my own.
887
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,477
You're the best valet
in the world.
888
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,813
But I have
my work to do, also.
889
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,774
See, I want to be
just like you --
890
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,235
the very best
at what I do.
891
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:58,158
Oh, well,
thank you, sir.
892
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,077
Good night, Finley.
893
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:08,168
Good night...
894
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,378
Ace.
895
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,923
[ Both chuckle ]
896
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:20,848
Don't jump.
897
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:24,059
Whatever it is,
it's not worth it.
898
00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:27,062
-Hi, Cassie.
-Hi.
899
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:30,024
Why is it whenever
I'm attracted to someone
900
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,026
and I want to make
a good impression,
901
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:35,779
that is always the time I end up
making a jerk of myself?
902
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,197
Join the club.
903
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:40,367
I sure made a jerk
of myself over you.
904
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,036
-Over me?
-Yeah.
905
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:46,582
Miss Jefferson high should
have been miss Jefferson low.
906
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:50,711
Don't laugh.
I am so embarrassed about it.
907
00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:52,880
Well, you shouldn't be.
908
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,548
Cassie, I admire you.
909
00:43:54,631 --> 00:43:58,719
You're funny and open
and willing to be yourself.
910
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,555
Right now, I'm more willing
to be miss america.
911
00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:04,683
Gee, that's too bad
because miss Jefferson high
912
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:08,228
happens to be one
of my favorite people.
913
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:11,899
Why, because I'm good
for a laugh?
914
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,525
Yes.
915
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:17,404
And that's a wonderful thing
about you.
916
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,323
And you're
very beautiful, too.
917
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:25,496
Cassie, Saturday night
is our class reunion.
918
00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:27,956
If you don't already
have a date,
919
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,542
I would be honored
if you would go with me.
920
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,756
Saturday night?
921
00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:39,927
Um...
922
00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:43,806
Isaac, I'm there!
923
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,892
♪♪
924
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,817
♪♪
925
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:16,338
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye, take care.
926
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:18,090
Ace: Hope you
enjoyed yourself.
927
00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:20,676
Well, we did manage
to squeeze in
928
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:22,302
a little fun on the cruise,
gopher.
929
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,303
We certainly did.
930
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:27,141
It was the squeezing part
I like the best.
931
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,642
And, Mrs. Rhodes...
932
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:31,979
...[ Indian accent ]
A thousand pardons if
I caused you some confusement.
933
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:33,313
That's all right.
934
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,941
The whole thing
was partly my fault anyway.
935
00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:37,484
But, uh, thanks to you,
936
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:40,446
I -- I went out
and found a man of my own.
937
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,364
No kidding?
938
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,120
-Do you like him?
-Finley?
939
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:51,957
Yes, well, it was quite
a surprise to me too, sir.
940
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,294
Strong, tender,
great breeding.
941
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:58,505
Well, he doesn't talk
like an Indian doctor but, uh,
942
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,049
I'll settle
for a British valet.
943
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,052
Oh, well...
944
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,179
Let's go, fin.
945
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,889
I'll be right with you,
sweetheart.
946
00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:12,978
Uh, fin, huh?
947
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,524
-Well, good-bye, sir.
-Good-bye.
948
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,319
And I will tell your parents
that you're doing splendidly.
949
00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:22,154
Oh, thank you.
Oh, by the way, Finley.
950
00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:24,323
Even though things
didn't really work out, I --
951
00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:25,824
I want you to know
I still appreciate
952
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:28,702
you coming here
and taking care of me.
953
00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:29,995
That is
so nice of you, sir.
954
00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:32,831
Thank you.
-Take care, old man.
955
00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:36,418
[ Indistinct conversations ]
956
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,212
Isaac: Okay, well,
I'll be there, too.
957
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,047
[ Both chuckle ]
958
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,758
And thanks, Isaac,
for being so understanding.
959
00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:44,009
You know,
next to my boyfriend,
960
00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:45,886
you're the sweetest guy
I know.
961
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:50,057
Well, I don't mind being first
runner-up for miss america.
962
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,808
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
963
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,607
Cassie!
964
00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:01,527
Well, Isaac, I guess I'll
see you Saturday night.
965
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,028
8:00 sharp.
966
00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:04,363
Don't forget.
967
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,200
Captain, we want to thank
you and your crew
968
00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:09,535
for a very enjoyable cruise.
969
00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:10,911
No, it was
our pleasure.
970
00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:12,704
Everything was lovely.
971
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:15,249
That's my job,
to be as lovely as possible.
972
00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:17,459
And everyone else
was so nice.
973
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,877
That's me -- nice.
974
00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,045
I'm coming back.
975
00:47:20,128 --> 00:47:22,381
Uh, excuse me, folks.
Would you look up here, please?
976
00:47:22,464 --> 00:47:25,384
I'd like to get a picture of all
you assembled beauties, huh?
977
00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:26,426
Hold it!
978
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,053
There are two beauties missing.
979
00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:30,222
Which two?
980
00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:31,223
These two!
981
00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:32,599
Okay.
982
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:35,602
All:
Flash those pearlies!
983
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:38,689
♪♪
984
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,781
♪♪
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