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Too bright.
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Rosa...
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where's my eye mask?
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Morning, sunshine.
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Oh, my god...
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No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, shit! Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
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What time is it?
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Take it easy, it's early.
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- Oh, God. No, no.
- Lots of time.
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Um...
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This point brings energy
to the uterus.
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Good for implantation.
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Great. Thank you.
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Your girlfriend's late.
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I don't know if
she's coming today.
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There's a 24-hour
cancellation policy.
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Don't worry, I'll pay.
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Hmm. She's all over
the place, huh?
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You don't know
what she's been through.
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She's had to completely
reimagine
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- the life she dreamed of.
- Hey, lady.
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- Save it for therapy.
- I can't afford therapy.
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I mean, picture leaving
everything you thought mattered
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and starting over.
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Hmm. You just described
my life.
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Okay, well, now, picture it
without the communism.
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- Or the violent regime.
- Or the exile.
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We had a really big fight.
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Hormones.
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Sorry, I'm late. Sorry.
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- Shh!
- Lie down!
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- Is that caffeine?
- It's hot chocolate.
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Are you okay? Where did you
sleep last night?
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Don't ask.
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Okay.
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No, I mean...
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I should have come home.
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I wish I had.
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I'm so sorry
about our fight.
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Oh, my God. Me too.
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- I feel terrible.
- No, I do. I feel terrible.
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Hey, Sex in the City,
could you keep it down?
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I don't know
what I was thinking
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- with the tape on the floor.
- It was so stupid.
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It was sweet.
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And...
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I don't want to be saved
by some dumb guy.
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Shh!
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I am so sorry
I said that to you.
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It hurt...
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...but I forgive you.
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I have been so worried
that it was over between us.
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Never.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Oh, they get Christmas
stockings, too?
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- Of course.
- They're here for the holidays.
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Oh, "It'll just be 'til
they get pregnant," you said.
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Then it'll just be
'til the baby comes,
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then you'll be wanting them
to hang around forever
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- in some weird sort of...
- Franken-Family.
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I kind of like them here.
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They're funny.
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I provide the humour
in this family.
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Aww, honey...
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Yes, you do.
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Mmm. Merry Christmas to me.
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Happy Hanukkah!
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That's right!
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It's a double holiday this year.
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Bodes well for our double
immaculate conception.
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And Jesus was Jewish.
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Plot twist.
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How is your cervical mucus?
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- Are you serious?
- Is it, you know,
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viscous?
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Do you want me
to get some for you?
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- No, no, no, no.
- That's okay. I-I trust you.
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Do you?
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- This is so exciting.
- Yes, yes.
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No. It's still not funny.
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We have sterilized IUI kits
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from the fertility clinic.
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Sexy.
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So, we'll just go upstairs
and mix up our specimen
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so it's an equal shot
for everyone.
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Nothing like a holiday
spray and pray!
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Okay.
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Do you want to go
fill up some syringes?
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Oh, it's so hot
when you say it like that.
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- Oh?
- Oh, my God, yeah.
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Yay!
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This is so... Have fun!
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We'll just be waiting.
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In our room.
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Just gonna...
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Can we move yet?
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My legs are asleep.
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- On our sides now, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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I have a really good
feeling this time.
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After everything
we've been through,
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I'm really happy
I'm doing this with you.
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- Really?
- Don't doubt that. Ever.
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Do you?
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I wouldn't have written
it any other way.
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What is it?
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I guess I just always
thought that...
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Making a baby would be
more romantic.
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With, like... kissing.
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- Oh...
- I'm so sorry.
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I don't know
what I was thinking.
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Our friendship means
everything to me.
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I--
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♪Once when you were young ♪
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♪Pedaling through the sun ♪
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♪The light steamed through
your body like a glass ♪♪
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Is that my phone?
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Yeah, it's...
122
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Can you hand it over?
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Oh, we're not really
supposed to move.
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I'll just...
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"Thank you for last night,
and you forgot your underwear"?
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Who's "Simon Threesome"?
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Anna...
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What does two lines mean again?
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- Pregnant!
- Oh, my God!
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Both?
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No, one has one line,
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- and one has two lines.
- Whose?
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- What?
- Which one?
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- This one!
- But whose one is that?
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Um...
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Oh...
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- Um...
- Rosa?
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I put yours on the right,
and mine on the left.
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Did you see which hands
I picked them up with?
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- No.
- Or was yours on the...
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right and mine
was on the left?
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Or was mine on the right
and yours was on the left?
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- Mm-mm. No.
- This isn't happening.
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