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- ♪ Look up there ♪
- ♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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- ♪ Like a rock ♪
- ♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here, you
can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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[cheering]
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Now remember, people are
gonna see this banner
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right when they walk in the door
for the Lil' Prommers Prom Prep.
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For Lil' Preppers Practice
Prom, so it can't be crooked.
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- Okay, how does that look?
- Uh... perfect.
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- Meow. Meow.
- Moon, you okay there?
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You only involuntarily meow
when you're extremely stressed.
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I'm not stressed.
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- Meow.
- Oh, I see.
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Is today the day you
ask Quinn to the dance?
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Oh, boy. It's good
that he's just meowing.
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We'll know he's really
nervous if he...
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[yowling]
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Aw, come on, Moon!
As a fellow Prepper,
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I'm sure you've run through
every possible scenario.
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What's the worst thing
that could happen?
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- I die.
- I'm sure she'll say "yes."
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You're one of the Top Ten
Most Eligible Preppers.
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You're smart, you're funny,
you own your own bear suit.
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Moon, go.
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Hey, Quinn, it's
Moon. From school?
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Hi, Moon. I knew it was you,
because of how I can see you.
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Cool. Cool. Anyway, I
was just thinking, um,
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I'm going to the Lil'
Prommers Prom Prep.
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For Lil' Preppers Practice Prom.
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You're going to the
Lil' Prommers Prom Prep.
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For Lil' Preppers
Practice Prom, so
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what if we went together?
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Oh. No.
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[distorted, echoing]
No. No. No. No.
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No. No...
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Meow.
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[laughs] Oh, my God, everybody,
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Moon just asked Quinn to the
dance, but she said, "No."
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Moo. [Yowling]
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Oh, God, he mooed a meow!
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Does anyone know the
science on that?!
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[crowing]
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Maybe it would have
been better if he died.
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[Beef] Son, I ironed
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your suit for the Lil'
Practice Prommers... Ah.
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I see you're packing your
most prized possessions
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into a duffel bag.
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- I assume this means you're going off-grid?
- Yup.
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Well, may I ask what triggered
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this latest rupture
with society?
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School? Siblings? Social
circle? Lady troubles?
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Troubles doesn't
begin to describe it.
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Mm, I see. I fear I also
have been in your shoes.
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I wish I could make
this better for you,
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but some time in the
woods alone is indeed one
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of the only known cures.
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Thank you. I'll
need that headlamp,
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and that family-size bag
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of Captain Aloof's
Cheezy Poofs, please.
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The weather band said
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a Chinook wind might
blow through tonight.
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So I would also ask you
to take a walkie-talkie
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- in case of emergency.
- All right, but where I'm going,
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it's gonna be a lot
more walkie than talkie.
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Goodbye, Father.
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Remember to report to
the van at 0800 hours.
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You may go off the grid, but not
off the school attendance list.
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[Moon] Ah. This is the life.
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And with each moment,
I care less and less
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about you-know-who
saying you-know-what
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about the little
you-know-what prep
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for you-know-what
practice you-know-what.
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- [snoring]
- [wind howling]
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Aah! Oh.
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- Chinook wind.
- [wind howling]
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Nice try, nature. You're not
gonna get rid of me that easy!
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- [Moon gasps]
- [loud panting]
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Mysterious figure in a gas mask
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and Hazmat suit running
through the woods?
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Oh, you better believe I'm gonna
see where the hell this leads.
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[loud, rapid panting]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[Moon] Code Wintermint!
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Code Wintermint!
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Wintermint. Wintermint.
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"Wintermint: Mysterious
figure in gas mask
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"sighted on Tobin
property disappearing
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into locked hatch
in the ground"?
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This is why I never
remove my under-poncho
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during rainy season.
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Ah, man, you guys woke me
up from the craziest dream.
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The Mucinex Booger
made me dinner,
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but we couldn't eat
until I sneezed?
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And then I did, and it
was such a good sneeze
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that The Mucinex
Booger was crying!
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And now I'm in the
woods with a frying pan.
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Judy, uh, what's
the, uh, book for?
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Y-You gonna use it as a weapon?
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Maybe. It's 1001 Irish Jokes.
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If he's Irish, he
could be devastated.
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Okay, weapons ready.
We're almost there.
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The hatch door is camouflaged
to look like the ground.
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That's probably why we
never noticed it before.
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Attention, trespasser:
Please show yourself!
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[hatch-dweller] Nice
try, ya crummy commies!
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You'll never take me alive!
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Uh, we are not commies,
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and we mean you no
harm. What is your name?
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My name's Mind
Your Own Business,
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Boris, Nuclear Mutant of
the Eternal Wasteland!
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And my name is Beef Tobin.
You're on my property.
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- Did you say "Beef Tobin"?
- Affirmative.
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If you're a Tobin,
then prove it.
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Do the Tobin handshake.
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There is no Tobin handshake.
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Correct. That was a
test, and you passed.
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I'm Dirtrude, but I
just go by "Dirt."
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My God! Legendary long-lost
Tobin family member Aunt Dirt?
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Well, Benny Goodman's
blowhole, you found me!
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Sorry for calling you commies,
but you can't be too careful.
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I'd rather be
apologizing to you here
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than bending the knee
to Brezhnev in Moscow,
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- if know what I mean.
- Absolutely.
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Aunt Dirt, I can't
believe it's really you.
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Believe it, buddy boy.
Your dad's big sister.
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Dirtrude Gertrude Tobin.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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So is this place,
like, your She Shed
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or your murder dungeon?
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This is my survival
bunker, doll face.
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I've lived here since the
Soviets invaded America.
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Wait. When did that happen?
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- It did not.
- It did! It was Good Friday,
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March 27, 1964,
when the Earth shook
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as their tanks rumbled ashore.
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I believe you are
actually referring
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to the great Alaskan
earthquake of 1964,
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during which you disappeared
and were presumed dead.
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Better presumed dead than
red, you know what I mean?
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Your version of off-the-grid
is off the charts.
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It's amazing that you were able
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to survive down here
this whole time.
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Survive? I thrived, short stack.
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I got everything a 25-year-old
woman could ever want
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or need in this
baby: Canned beans,
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the collected works
of Ray Bradbury,
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a 1963 cheesecake calendar
from Skagway Studebaker Sales
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and Service for, um... company.
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- [gasps] Is that...
- Yup, the TC-320 Carbonizer,
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a world-class urine
filtration system.
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- Wow.
- Turns my tinkle
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into clean, potable
drinking water
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that barely even
tastes like tinkle.
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Just a hint, but you want that.
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Oh, thank you so much, but I, uh
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had tinkle for lunch.
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Ooh. Doctor Bojangles'
Energy Crackers.
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Ugh! These are awful. Ugh!
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And yet, I can't
stop eating them.
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These crackers make me
want to start a business.
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I'm talking synergy. I'm
talking seed funding.
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I'm talking leverage.
I'm still talking.
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- Judy, uh, it looks like...
- [grunting]
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Dr. B.'s E.C.'s are
mostly ephedrine,
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which is speed, so
maybe don't eat anymore.
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Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.
Yup. Yup. Just this box.
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And, hey, Ham, let's
roll some calls.
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- Get my boy Greek on the line.
- On it!
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Oh, and let's have Kevin
order a bunch of sushi
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for when the investors
arrive. Kevin!
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Wait. So, Aunt Dirt, if
you came down here in 1964,
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does that mean you've
never seen a single movie?
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Babe, they had
movies before 1964.
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That can't be right.
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Well, don't you
worry, Aunt Dirt.
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Me and Honeybee
will introduce you
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to the magical world
of the moving image.
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We can pick out all the
best movies you missed
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while you were down
here and catch you up.
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The list basically
writes itself.
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Number one with a bullet:
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The Judi Dench
masterpiece, Nanny Fanny.
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What? You're going Nanny Fanny
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when Away In A Danger starring
The Rock is out there?
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- He humiliated those dumb-ass Wise Men.
- Fair point.
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Ooh, and we can't forget
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the Look Who's Talking
cinematic universe.
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There will be plenty of time
to bring Aunt Dirt up to speed.
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Oh, another great movie. Speed!
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- I love speed.
- Oh, hell, yeah!
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Okay, I'm gonna collect
all of these to burn
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- while you guys get dressed.
- [Judy grunting]
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Then let's take Aunt
Dirt to Maude's All Day
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for a modern breakfast before
I drop you kids at school.
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Aunt Dirt, is it okay if
I stay down here instead?
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[shakily] This place fully rips.
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Of course. Make
yourself at home.
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Uh, you have school, but
you can come down here
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and rip when you get home.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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You will not need a gun
at breakfast, Aunt Dirt.
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Ha! That's what they'd
like you to think.
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Stop playing their
game, sweetie pie.
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Cary Grant's anus,
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- I forgot my smokes.
- Oh, no, your smokes!
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Uh, you can't smoke
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in any public spaces
anymore, Aunt Dirt.
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- Not even in hospitals?
- Aunt Dirt, you were
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in the bunker for 60 years.
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A lot's changed in that time.
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Shirley Temple's balls! 60?
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Wow. I'm over 80 years old.
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Hot dog! This is great news!
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Daddy can no longer
pressure me to get hitched
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and become a
baby-making machine.
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How is Daddy, by the way?
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- Mm...
- [Aunt Dirt] All right.
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Yeah, if I'm 80-something,
then, uh... Math.
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Thanks for the coffee, sweetie.
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- Honk.
- [gasps] Hey, now!
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- Aunt Dirt!
- Sorry. She's from the past.
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What's the big deal?
Back in my day,
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honking a boob was
basically a handshake.
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Oh, it happens. Ma'am, that'll
be a dollar for the honk jar.
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Pay the broad.
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What's the matter with this one?
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I believe he is dreading
going to school.
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Ugh. I know how that
is. I hated school.
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But cheer up, champ.
240
00:08:39,472 --> 00:08:41,642
You're almost old enough
to work at a factory.
241
00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:43,580
Or if you're lucky, get drafted.
242
00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:44,940
I would kill to be drafted.
243
00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,819
Then I could skip
that stupid dance.
244
00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:49,491
The dance? Let me guess... some
hot number turned you down?
245
00:08:49,492 --> 00:08:52,665
Quinn. She didn't even give me
a reason, just a flat-out "no."
246
00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,572
Well, she probably has a
reason. Most likely diphtheria.
247
00:08:55,638 --> 00:08:56,806
Huh. Maybe you're right.
248
00:08:56,873 --> 00:08:59,011
Put it on his tab, toots!
249
00:08:59,077 --> 00:09:01,950
Don't forget to ask your chippie
if she's got the dip pie.
250
00:09:01,951 --> 00:09:04,555
Hey, Beef, you think you
could take me by Woolworths?
251
00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:06,627
I want to get a new
FM radio so I can hear
252
00:09:06,628 --> 00:09:08,696
Freddie Frost-Tone's
Alaskan Boogie Minute.
253
00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:10,634
Well, there hasn't
been a Woolworth's here
254
00:09:10,635 --> 00:09:11,870
for about 40 years,
255
00:09:11,871 --> 00:09:13,640
and Freddie
Frost-Tone tragically
256
00:09:13,641 --> 00:09:16,513
and ironically burned
to death in the '90s.
257
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:17,715
All right, fine.
258
00:09:17,716 --> 00:09:20,520
There's a couple other places
I want to get my peepers on.
259
00:09:20,521 --> 00:09:23,192
But first things
first. [Grunting]
260
00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:26,666
Whatever these things
are, they freaking chafe.
261
00:09:27,888 --> 00:09:29,838
[sighs]
262
00:09:29,839 --> 00:09:31,042
- Hi, Quinn.
- Hi, Moon.
263
00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:33,379
Out of curiosity, do
you have diphtheria?
264
00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,149
No, but thank you
so much for asking.
265
00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:37,754
Is there a thick grey-white
coating covering the back
266
00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:39,992
of my throat, nose and
tongue that I am unaware of?
267
00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:42,164
Uh, no, I just thought
maybe you said "no"
268
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,035
to going to the dance with me
because you have diphtheria
269
00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:46,906
or some other
bacterial infection.
270
00:09:46,973 --> 00:09:48,375
Oh. No. I turned you down
271
00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:50,045
because I'm going
with someone else.
272
00:09:50,046 --> 00:09:51,148
I see.
273
00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:54,121
[meows, hisses]
274
00:09:54,122 --> 00:09:55,757
- Moon! Where are you going?
- [yowling]
275
00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:59,030
- It's BLT day in the cafeteria!
- [meowing]
276
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:02,170
[Aunt Dirt] The hell is this
crap?! They put in a mall?!
277
00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:05,644
What is this... Paris? Where is
Johnny Tiny's burlesque hall?
278
00:10:05,744 --> 00:10:08,082
Johnny Tiny's was
torn down 20 years ago
279
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,619
after a bunch of dancers
fell off the silver moon
280
00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:12,725
they descended from
the ceiling on.
281
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:14,662
What a waste of legs.
282
00:10:14,729 --> 00:10:17,066
A left up here. Get
ready, Beef. You're about
283
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:19,136
to have the best egg cream
you've ever tasted in...
284
00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:21,910
[gasps] Oh, my God. I'm in hell.
285
00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:24,181
I live in hell now. [Sighs]
286
00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:26,920
Please, just take me to
my friend Melinda's house.
287
00:10:26,987 --> 00:10:28,991
I need to see a friendly face.
288
00:10:29,091 --> 00:10:32,865
Melinda's house is...
this frigging crap?
289
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,312
[Beef] I'm sorry, Dirtrude.
290
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,340
[Aunt Dirt sighs] Just
take me back to the bunker.
291
00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:41,883
What in Richard Burton's
butt crack? It's locked!
292
00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:44,387
[Moon] Sorry! Occupied!
293
00:10:47,141 --> 00:10:49,831
Moon, I need you
to open the door,
294
00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:51,102
and more importantly,
295
00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:53,398
- return to school.
- Oh. No, thank you, Father.
296
00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:55,043
The second I open this door,
297
00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:57,112
someone could rush in
and utterly reject me
298
00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:58,916
in favor of some
above-ground-boy.
299
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:02,725
Ah. I see. I take it Quinn
doesn't have diphtheria?
300
00:11:02,726 --> 00:11:04,260
She doesn't even have cholera!
301
00:11:04,261 --> 00:11:06,765
Well, I'm sorry your friend
is in excellent health.
302
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,636
I really don't love the
notion of one of my kids
303
00:11:08,637 --> 00:11:11,341
being in a hole in the
ground all alone, but
304
00:11:11,342 --> 00:11:13,378
if this is what you need,
I guess I'll allow it.
305
00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,882
But keep the walkie on.
306
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,854
Roger that, but if the batteries
die, I'm not changing them.
307
00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:19,925
All right. Care to come up
with me to the main house?
308
00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:22,598
I can make us some lunch.
Maybe some Hot Pockets?
309
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,266
- Hot Pockets?!
- You know what?
310
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,074
Let's just head in, and
I'll show you what I mean.
311
00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,950
[Aunt Dirt] Mmm.
Now what do you call
312
00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:32,250
that contraption you cooked
it in again? Lenin's lunchbox?
313
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,288
Close. A microwave.
314
00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:35,690
Now, if you like Hot Pockets,
315
00:11:35,691 --> 00:11:37,459
there are many more
culinary innovations
316
00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,798
I can introduce you to.
317
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,536
Let me start by asking
you to imagine this.
318
00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:44,041
What if a hamburger
could help you?
319
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,210
I would ask, what's in
it for the hamburger?
320
00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:47,915
Nothing's free in
this world, son.
321
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,352
Aunt Dirt, since you're locked
out of your bunker for now,
322
00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:52,823
maybe we can all help ease
you into modern living.
323
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,808
Ooh, yes, I'd love to do a
feminist history presentation,
324
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,100
catch you up on that.
325
00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:58,736
I'm gonna call it
my "Judy X Talk,"
326
00:11:58,737 --> 00:12:00,773
and I will be wearing
a black turtleneck
327
00:12:00,774 --> 00:12:02,094
and walking back and forth
328
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:04,448
and steepling my
fingers a lot like this.
329
00:12:04,449 --> 00:12:05,883
- No, thank you.
- And how about
330
00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:07,486
we get you going on that
movie catch-up tonight?
331
00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:10,192
Yeah! We can start with a
double feature of two classics:
332
00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:13,323
Scorsese's Mean Streets and
Adam Sandler's Hubie Halloween.
333
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,571
Aunt Dirt, it's
Moon. Do you copy?
334
00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:16,755
Go for Dirtrude.
335
00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:18,510
I'm in the mood
for a little music.
336
00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:20,421
Which of your 45s
do you recommend?
337
00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:23,954
Well, I was always partial to
"The Atom Bomb Dance-along."
338
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:27,393
Or if you really want to boogie,
I'd put on "The Polio Pounce."
339
00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,864
♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
340
00:12:29,865 --> 00:12:32,336
♪ Get out your iron lung,
the dance has begun ♪
341
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:35,110
♪ Now we're doin' the
Polio Pounce! Whoo! ♪
342
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:38,415
♪ ♪
343
00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,357
Knock, knock. It's
time for school.
344
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,927
[Moon] No can do, big man.
345
00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:46,598
What if I told you, after
school we're taking Aunt Dirt
346
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,705
to the paint-ball place in
Whippleton, Splattletons?
347
00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,975
I'd say that having felt
the sting of the paintball
348
00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:55,450
called "romantic rejection,"
I care to play no more.
349
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:58,489
Ugh. Fine, Moon. One more day.
350
00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:05,269
All right, son, your
bunker pass is revoked,
351
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,742
but your pancake pass
just came through.
352
00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:09,545
I wish I could
eat pancakes, Dad,
353
00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:11,048
but having burned my tongue
354
00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:12,898
on the bitter
syrup of rejection,
355
00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:14,359
I prefer the taste of nothing
356
00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:18,095
- and the company of no one.
- Hmm.
357
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,306
Care to dance?
358
00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:25,877
♪ ♪
359
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,735
[laughing] Okay,
I'll bite, Natalie.
360
00:13:37,802 --> 00:13:39,805
What do you call a mop in space?
361
00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:42,645
[laughing] Oh, my
God, you are so funny.
362
00:13:42,711 --> 00:13:45,149
- A vacuum cleaner.
- [knocking]
363
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,920
Are you expecting someone?
364
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,557
- Go away!
- [Beef] I will not.
365
00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,160
Moon, it's been four days.
366
00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:52,832
- I need you to come out.
- Ha! Days mean nothing.
367
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,368
They're an invention of
the greeting card industry.
368
00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:57,273
Listen, we're heading to the
mall, and I can't believe
369
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:58,742
I'm saying this, but
if you'll get out
370
00:13:58,743 --> 00:14:01,917
of this damned hole in the
ground and come with us, I'll...
371
00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:05,991
I'll buy you the RS470
Vapor Crossbow Package.
372
00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:09,097
What on Earth would I do with
a crossbow in here, Father?
373
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,335
Are you joking?
You've been begging me
374
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:14,441
for the RS470 every
single day for two years.
375
00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:18,683
I was so naive, but now my eyes
are open wider than Natalie's.
376
00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:19,751
Who is Natalie?
377
00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:21,353
Dad, I'm not coming
out for the crossbow.
378
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:24,094
Or for anything. I'm
more bunker than boy now.
379
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,467
- I'm staying in here forever!
- [groans]
380
00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:37,253
- [Aunt Dirt] Can't sleep, you big galoot?
- Nope.
381
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,822
- You?
- Nope. Keep calling old friends
382
00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:43,365
to catch up, and finding out
they died 20 years ago. LOL.
383
00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,704
Am I using that
right? "Lots Of Loss"?
384
00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:47,908
Anyway, what's
Mel-ing your Tormé?
385
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:49,388
I'm just worried about Moon.
386
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,648
He's gone off the grid
before, but never like this.
387
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:54,486
You never wanted to take a
powder from the world for a bit?
388
00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:57,962
Of course, I love taking a
powder, but where does it end?
389
00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:01,035
Yeah. Lucky for me, prom
happened before I checked out.
390
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,437
Best night of my life.
391
00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:05,309
My friend Melinda snuck
in a flask of mint juleps,
392
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,982
and we spent the whole
night dancing to Mary Wells
393
00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:10,252
before we barfed beneath the
northern lights together.
394
00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:12,624
Sounds like a
pretty groovy time.
395
00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:15,631
- It was absolutely boss.
- [sighs]
396
00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:16,999
All right, enough is enough.
397
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,539
Moon is going to his
Lil' Prommers Prom Prep.
398
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,874
For Lil' Preppers Practice Prom
399
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,610
if I have to dig through
the Earth's crust
400
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:25,183
and come up through the
bunker floor to get him out.
401
00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:26,885
Well, you don't
have to go that far.
402
00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:28,054
Don't tell the Russkies,
403
00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:30,392
but one of the bunker walls
is just straight up plywood.
404
00:15:30,393 --> 00:15:32,383
Kind of ran out of
bunker cash at the end.
405
00:15:32,384 --> 00:15:34,501
All you got to do is
dig down a couple feet,
406
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:35,671
give it a swift kick.
407
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:37,273
- [laughing]
- [Beef grunts]
408
00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:39,078
- [Moon gasps]
- [Beef grunts]
409
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:40,614
What in the actual hell?
410
00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:42,182
Moon, the Lil'
Prommers Prom Prep.
411
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,623
For Lil' Preppers Practice
Prom is in 12 hours,
412
00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:46,125
and you're gonna be there.
413
00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:47,728
- Hard pass.
- Enough!
414
00:15:47,795 --> 00:15:50,667
I will not have you wasting
your life buried in some tomb.
415
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,939
- Okay, rude.
- Nice try, boomer!
416
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,042
[grunts]
417
00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:56,613
- [grunts]
- Where did he...?
418
00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,048
Where did my son go?!
419
00:15:58,115 --> 00:16:01,221
Uh, well, I guess he
discovered the back-up bunker.
420
00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:03,059
The bunker has a back-up bunker?
421
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,929
- And you didn't tell me?
- My bad.
422
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:07,379
You ever hear that one
before, Beef? "My bad"?
423
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,070
It's just one of the
fun bits of slang
424
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:11,208
I've picked up this
week, and I love it.
425
00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:13,513
It really sings. "My bad!"
426
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:19,223
Moon, please, you can't
just live in a hole
427
00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,961
in a hole in the ground.
428
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:23,265
I can as long as
someone regularly
429
00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,002
dribbles some beans
down the air vent.
430
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:28,041
- Technically, that's true.
- Son, I get it.
431
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:30,178
Your Aunt Dirt's return
has made me realize
432
00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:33,152
that we Tobins have a
natural bunker mentality.
433
00:16:33,219 --> 00:16:36,693
But your aunt and I have not
set the best example for you.
434
00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:38,228
What?! I'm incredible.
435
00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:39,998
- [Moon] Agreed!
- Think of all the things
436
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,289
you'd miss if you really
stayed in here, Moon.
437
00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:43,605
I mean, the sound of your boots
438
00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:45,956
crunching over
freshly-fallen August snow,
439
00:16:46,044 --> 00:16:49,118
or that first sip of
coffee as the sun rises.
440
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,520
What about Deal or No Deal?
441
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,490
You love to watch
Howie make a deal.
442
00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,662
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, Dad!
443
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:57,299
Aunt Dirt lived without those
things, and she's perfect.
444
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,003
I'm gonna be just like her.
445
00:16:59,104 --> 00:17:00,907
Ugh. Moon, listen.
446
00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:03,478
I understand exactly
how you feel.
447
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,817
Sometimes it feels like
the whole world's one big,
448
00:17:05,818 --> 00:17:08,321
scary communist trying to
violently invade Alaska
449
00:17:08,322 --> 00:17:11,272
and make your secret girlfriend
Melinda break up with you
450
00:17:11,294 --> 00:17:14,736
so she can marry Frank, the
Molasses King of Wasilla.
451
00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:17,140
That's not exactly how I feel.
452
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,679
Wait. Melinda? From the
prom and the barfing?
453
00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:22,685
- That's why you went in here.
- Well, the, uh...
454
00:17:22,686 --> 00:17:25,656
It was mostly the Soviets, but,
yeah, yeah, also a little bit
455
00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:28,195
the secret girlfriend
marrying Frank thing.
456
00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:30,199
So, you got rejected, too?
457
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,272
Oh, big time. When those Russian
tanks rolled out of the sea...
458
00:17:33,273 --> 00:17:35,375
- It was an earthquake.
- Well, that was the morning
459
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,549
I got the news that Melinda
went ahead and married Frank.
460
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:41,656
I know how that feels. Quinn
didn't just say "no" to me.
461
00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:43,191
She's going with someone else.
462
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,182
My only choice was to
come in the bunker.
463
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:46,632
Just like you, Aunt Dirt.
464
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,605
Well, now, a few days ago, I
would have agreed with you.
465
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:52,076
But since you guys coaxed
me out of my hidey-hole,
466
00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:54,649
I've realized how much
I've missed out on.
467
00:17:54,715 --> 00:17:55,950
Like Toaster Strudel.
468
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:58,088
And pornography
that moves around.
469
00:17:58,155 --> 00:18:01,028
And things getting
better for gals like me.
470
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:04,334
- All equally amazing developments.
- Hmm.
471
00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:06,104
So, yeah, I get you
want to be like me,
472
00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:07,840
because I'm basically
Vince from that movie
473
00:18:07,841 --> 00:18:10,614
I watched this morning...
Entourage: The Movie.
474
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:13,686
But, Moon, don't be
like this part of me.
475
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:15,122
I realize you can't see me,
476
00:18:15,123 --> 00:18:17,159
but I am gesturing to
the bunker right now.
477
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,698
But what if I never
get over my heartbreak?
478
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,468
Did you ever get over yours?
479
00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,204
I think so. I'm
actually thinking
480
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,877
I'm gonna ask out that
spicy waitress at the diner.
481
00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:29,150
You guys made a fuss, but she
was eye-honking me right back.
482
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,320
And it might not have
worked out with Quinn,
483
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:34,494
but you could meet another
hotsy-totsy at a sock hop
484
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:36,499
or a clambake or
a Beatles concert.
485
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,970
[gasps] Boy, I'd love
to see my favorites,
486
00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:41,643
- John and George, again.
- Oh, boy.
487
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,145
- What?
- Nothing. Uh...
488
00:18:43,146 --> 00:18:44,581
Uh, Aunt Dirt's right, Moon.
489
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,250
Your life's gonna
be pretty good.
490
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,255
Be a shame if you missed it.
491
00:18:49,124 --> 00:18:51,962
I am willing to give
society one more chance,
492
00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:54,300
if Aunt Dirt will
honor one request.
493
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,737
Shoot your shot, play a.
494
00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:58,576
Oh, is that not a real
slang? Did Honeybee trick me?
495
00:18:58,676 --> 00:19:01,115
♪ ♪
496
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,452
[sighs]
497
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,993
Incredible. NASA figured out how
498
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,230
to make spoons
out of chips, huh?
499
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:10,797
Wait till Ham hears about this.
500
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,673
I think Ham knows about
Tostitos Scoops, Aunt Dirt.
501
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,610
Hi, Moon. Nice to see
you this fine evening.
502
00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,914
Hello, Quinn. Where's your date?
503
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,350
I'm prepared to shake his hand.
504
00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:22,190
Moon, this is my date...
David. David, Moon.
505
00:19:22,257 --> 00:19:25,262
You turned me down for a
pot-bellied pig in a vest?
506
00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:27,635
He also had little pants,
but he pooped them.
507
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,270
- And then ate them.
- I see.
508
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,987
And I... turned you down
because this is a practice prom
509
00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,913
so I wanted to bring
a practice date.
510
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:35,550
Besides, David loves to dance.
511
00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:38,422
Oh. In that case,
mind if I cut in?
512
00:19:38,456 --> 00:19:40,326
My dance card's been
empty for years.
513
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:43,432
Care to, uh, dance?
514
00:19:45,136 --> 00:19:47,373
♪ ♪
515
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:56,926
Have you seen this? The iPod
Nano? Look how small it is.
516
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:58,528
Guess how many
songs it can hold?
517
00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:00,801
- A hundred billion.
- Pretty much.
518
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,504
Wow. What'll they think of next?
519
00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:03,924
I guess I'll find out, huh?
520
00:20:03,925 --> 00:20:05,943
You can keep bringing cool
stuff down to the bunker
521
00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:08,449
for me to see, because
the hatch is always open.
522
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,721
Literally, thanks
to your father.
523
00:20:10,821 --> 00:20:13,492
Okay, all the locks are
off all the hatch doors.
524
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,633
Unless there's a hatch within
the hatch within the hatch?
525
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,335
- Nope, that's it.
- I just hope
526
00:20:18,336 --> 00:20:20,539
no commies break in in
the middle of the night.
527
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,041
Okay, Lenny Bruce,
that's not funny.
528
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,311
Don't even joke about that.
529
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:24,915
I mean, if you want
to joke around,
530
00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:26,150
at least tell a real one. Like,
531
00:20:26,151 --> 00:20:28,188
why didn't the lifeguard
save the hippie?
532
00:20:28,189 --> 00:20:30,894
'Cause he was too far out, man.
533
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,865
Ya got to help me, Doc.
534
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,937
I just feel so dang
tired all the time.
535
00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:40,814
Here, Billy, try one of these
Dr. Bojangles Energy Crackers.
536
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,732
♪ When you're feeling
kinda sluggish ♪
537
00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:51,568
♪ Not so very ruggish
and you pray ♪
538
00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:54,240
♪ The day will simply go away ♪
539
00:20:54,241 --> 00:20:55,876
♪ Have yourself
a Dr. Bojangles ♪
540
00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,613
♪ The cracker with
all the angles ♪
541
00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:59,483
♪ Which nine million
out of ten doctors ♪
542
00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:01,689
♪ Prescribe today! ♪
543
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,826
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