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[KNOCKING]
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Oh, Doug? Doug Henning?
Thirty seconds to curtain, Doug.
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I'm rehearsing, Scooter.
Come on over and watch.
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Oh, great. I love magic.
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Wonderful, because this is
a very beautiful illusion
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with my bare hands
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and four very beautiful seashells.
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Some sleight of hand. The poetry of magic.
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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-You like it?
-Wow.
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Your magic feats are amazing.
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Well, I thank you,
and my magic feets thank you.
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-Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
-Thank you.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Doug Henning.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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Oh, please, don't make us watch it again!
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[HONKS]
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Goodbye!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you.
Hi-ho, and welcome to The Muppet Show.
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And, folks, are you going to be amazed
and astounded tonight,
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because our very special guest star
is that master magician Mr. Doug Henning.
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[AUDIENCE "OOHS"]
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Right. But first... but first,
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"for this very special evening,
we have a very special lady.
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Uh, it is my pleasure to appear
with our own adorable Miss Piggy,
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the gifted and glamorous,
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KERMIT & PIGGY:
beguiling, sensuous, and sensational star
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of The Muppet Show."
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Good.
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"So welcome, if you will,
the most beautiful pig in the world."
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She wrote that.
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PIGGY:
Don't tell them!
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Piggy!
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING SCHMALTZY JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ You sigh, the song begins
You speak and I hear violins ♪
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♪ It's magic ♪
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♪ The stars desert the skies
And rush to nestle in your eyes ♪
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♪ It's magic ♪
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♪ Without a golden wand ♪
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♪ Or mystic charms ♪
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[SIGHS]
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♪ Fantastic things begin ♪
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♪ When you are in my arms ♪
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♪ When we walk hand in hand
The world becomes a wonderland ♪
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♪ It's magic ♪
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♪ How else can I explain
Those rainbows when there is no rain? ♪
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♪ It's magic ♪
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♪ Why do I tell myself ♪
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♪ These things that happen
Are all really true ♪
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[SIGHS]
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♪ When in my heart I know ♪
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♪ The magic is my love for you? ♪
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Where'd he go?
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Know the trick I'd like the frog to do?
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-What's that?
-Make us disappear.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Okay, Robin. A-ha, here we go.
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Nothing here. Nothing here.
And nothing here.
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Ah!
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All right, now I'm going to pull a rabbit
out of this hat.
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One, two, three, presto.
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Shalom.
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Fozzie, that's not a rabbit.
That's a rabbi.
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You were expecting the Pope, maybe?
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Sir, get down, please. Get down, sir.
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We'll try it again, okay?
A rabbit out of a hat.
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One, two, three, presto.
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[IN MONOTONE]
Meep-meep-meep.
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Fozzie, that's not a rabbit.
That's a robot.
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You were expecting R2D2, maybe?
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-Get down. Get down.
-Meep-meep-meep.
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Uh, excuse me, Robin.
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-Hey! Hey! Where's the rabbit?
MALE VOICE: He's asleep.
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FOZZIE:
Uh, well, wake him up. This is bigtime.
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All right. A rabbit out of a hat.
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One, two, three, presto.
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[RABBIT WHOOPS]
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Hey. Hey, I did it.
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You shouldn't have tapped the hat so hard.
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Why not?
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-See what I mean?
RABBITS: Whee!
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No, stop!
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[RABBITS WHOOPING]
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FOZZIE:
Aah! Security!
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Hey, everybody!
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-Can't you stop, guys? Can't you stop?
-Geronimo!
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[RABBITS CONTINUE WHOOPING]
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Hey, hey. Come on.
Isn't there any way to stop this?
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There is, but they don't teach us that
in rabbit school.
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[FOZZIE YELLS]
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-Kermit!
-Dad!
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RABBITS:
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
when Miss Piggy and I sang--
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[FOZZIE YELLING]
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RABBITS:
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
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Um, when Miss Piggy and I sang
"It's Magic" a few minutes ago,
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we used a whole lot
of electronic trickery.
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You will see none of that
in the next minutes,
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because here is the real magic
of Mr. Doug Henning. Yeah!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT DISCO MUSIC]
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Did you ever see anything
put together worse than that?
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Yeah, my first wife.
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Okay. Now, here is a terrific trick.
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Notice the egg and the handkerchief.
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And now I say hocus-pocus.
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Egg is gone!
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Ha, ha, huh?
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-Thank you. Thank you.
-Wow.
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You made the egg disappear.
Now, that's what I call real magic.
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It's under his hat.
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-It's where?
-Under his hat.
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-Take off your hat.
-Take off the hat.
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Take off the hat.
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[RABBITS LAUGHING]
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It was under his hat.
It was only a trick. Tsk.
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Aw.
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Would you guys stop blowing my act,
please?
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RABBITS [IN UNISON]:
Aw, we're sorry, Daddy.
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And I am not your daddy.
I'm a bear, not a rabbit.
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Doug?
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Oh. He's not here.
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Huh. Maybe he made himself disappear.
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Wow, look at the magic stuff.
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Oh.
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I wonder if there's any magic in here.
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[BOX PLAYING DELICATE MUSIC]
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♪ Leave me some magic ♪
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♪ To get me through the day ♪
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♪ Wonders that cast a spell
I can't disobey ♪
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♪ If it's all an illusion ♪
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♪ I'm filled with confusion ♪
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♪ So leave me some magic ♪
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♪ Don't take the magic away ♪
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♪ Leave me some magic ♪
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♪ As much as you can spare ♪
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♪ And if people laugh at me ♪
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♪ I guess I don't care ♪
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♪ To believe sets me free more ♪
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♪ Isn't that what I'm here for? ♪
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♪ So leave me some magic ♪
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♪ Don't take the magic away ♪
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♪ Please don't take the magic ♪
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♪ Away ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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NARRATOR: Time once again
for Veterinarian's Hospital...
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Shoo, shoo, shoo.
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...the continuing story of a quack
who's gone to the dogs.
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We've gotta get down to business.
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I'm running out of patience.
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That's what you think, Dr. Bob.
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Holy guacamole. What have we here?
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[RABBITS YELPING]
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NARRATOR:
And so we come to the end of the beginning
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of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
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Tune in next week,
when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
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-This has been a hare-raising experience.
-Oh, for sure.
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Ah, come on. Leave me alone.
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Oh, hi. Could I have your rabbits?
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Hey, be my guest. Ha, ha!
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Hey, bunnies. Gather round.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ On the farm, every Friday ♪
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♪ On the farm, it's rabbit-pie day ♪
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♪ So every Friday
That ever comes along ♪
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♪ I get up early
And sing this little song ♪
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♪ Oh, run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run ♪
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♪ Run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run ♪
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[FOZZIE YELPS]
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♪ Goes the farmer's gun ♪
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♪ Hey, run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run! ♪
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♪ Hey, run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run, hey ♪
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♪ Don't give the farmer
His fun, fun, fun ♪
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♪ He'll get by ♪
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[GUNSHOTS]
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♪ Without his rabbit pie ♪
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♪ So run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run! ♪
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A-ha!
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-Oh, don't. They're good little rabbits.
-Yeah.
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-They'll be better with mushroom gravy.
FOZZIE: Here we go again.
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[GUNSHOTS]
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♪ Run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run! ♪
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♪ Run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run! ♪
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♪ Goes the farmer's gun ♪
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♪ Run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run, run! ♪
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[GUNFIRE]
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♪ Run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run! ♪
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♪ Don't give the farmer
His fun, fun, fun ♪
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♪ He'll get by
Without his rabbit pie ♪
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♪ So run, rabbit, run, rabbit
Run, run, run! ♪
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[RABBITS SCREAMING]
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FOZZIE:
Run!
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Save yourself, rabbit!
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[FOZZIE YELLING]
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Oh, help!
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Come on! Get out of here!
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Maybe I'll just settle for roast bear.
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[YELLS]
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Bear!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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-Yipe!
-Robin!
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-Oh.
-What are you doing there?
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I'm just shaking and screaming.
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-What would you do?
-I'm really sorry.
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-Oh, that's okay.
-Listen, Robin.
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I have some magic
that will make you feel better.
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-Hmm. I doubt it.
-You do?
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Yeah. Fozzie's been doing
some magic tricks for me,
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and they're really dumb.
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Well, Fozzie hasn't really practiced
and studied the art of magic.
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But, you know, Robin, there is real magic
inside of each one of us.
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It's a magic that we all have
that allows us to fulfill our dreams
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and turn them into reality.
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And all you have to do, Robin,
is believe in your own magic,
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and then nothing is impossible.
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-Really?
-Yeah, it's true. Look.
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I'm gonna show you some magic now
that's just like you.
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You mean it's green?
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No, it's small.
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Wow.
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-Your turn.
-Um...
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Um...
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Whoo.
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ROBIN:
Wow.
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[ROBIN CHUCKLES]
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Whoop.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[BAND PLAYING DRAMATIC JAZZ MUSIC]
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ALL: ♪ Oh, there's a change in the weather
There's a change in the sea ♪
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♪ So from now on there'll be
A change in me ♪
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♪ My walk will be different ♪
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-♪ My talk ♪
-♪ And my name ♪
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ALL:
♪ Nothing about me is gonna be the same ♪
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♪ I'm gonna change my way of living
And if that ain't enough ♪
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♪ Then I'll change the way
That I strut my stuff ♪
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ALL: ♪ 'Cause nobody wants you
When you're old and gray ♪
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♪ There'll be some changes made today ♪
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[WAILING]
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I think she needs changing.
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ALL:
♪ There'll be some changes made ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Okay, nice number, ladies. Nice number.
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SINGERS:
Thank you.
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Uh, incidentally,
do you have a name for your act?
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-Well...
-We were gonna...
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-Call ourselves...
-The Switcheroos...
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-But we keep...
-Changing...
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-Our...
-Minds.
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Yeah. Well, uh, listen, give me a call
if you find out who you are.
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Kermit, Kermit, Kermit.
Would you please introduce my act next?
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-Mm-hm.
-Will you bunnies leave me alone, please?
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-Say, he's...
-Kind of nervous...
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Isn't he?
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Yeah, well, give him a break.
He's been dodging rabbits all day.
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RABBITS:
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
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And now we present,
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despite heartrending appeals
from the Magicians' Union,
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that maladroit master
of mangled mystification, Fozzie Bear!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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A-ha!
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Thank you, thank you, and thank you.
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All right, now I will perform
the famous Indian rope trick.
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But I must have absolute silence
for this to work.
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[ALL SNICKERING]
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[PLAYING EXOTIC MUSIC]
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Hey, who's that kid up there?
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What's he doing?
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Well, he's hauling on some kind of rope.
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Hey! Be careful!
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Would--? Come on.
Would you guys please stop it?
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Oh!
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[CHICK CHIRPS]
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I don't know what happened.
It used to be an egg.
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Come on, guys.
Would you leave me alone, please?
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SCOOTER: Whoa!
-Aah!
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Wow. Lucky I landed on something soft.
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Due to technical difficulties,
the Indian rope trick has been canceled.
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Okay, and now it's time for real magic...
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It's time for real magic.
Once again, our very special guest,
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performing his most famous illusion,
Mr. Doug Henning! Yeah!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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I need a volunteer to examine this trunk.
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[BAND PLAYING DRAMATIC JAZZ MUSIC]
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Come on over. Come on over here.
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Come on in here.
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There. Now clip that on.
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There we go. That's right.
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Hold on to the sack. Way up high.
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There we go. Good.
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Come on. Get inside. Like this.
Here we go.
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You'll get the keys.
Hold out your hand. There we go.
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Now don't blink your eyes
or you'll miss metamorphosis!
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One, two!
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[CLUCKING]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Well, we've seen a lot
of fantastic magic tonight,
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but before we make
our final disappearing act,
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let us bring back
the incredible Mr. Doug Henning! Yay!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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-Thank you.
-Yeah!
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Thank you.
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-I've just had a wonderful time tonight.
-Oh, good.
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Hey, let's bring out your own magician,
the incredible Fozzie Bear!
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Thank you. Thank you, Doug.
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[RABBITS CHATTERING]
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Uh, hey, Doug,
I'm really sorry about all this.
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Oh, that's okay. I love rabbits too.
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Ahh! You love rabbit stew?
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-No--
-No, he didn't say that. No!
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We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
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You said "also."
You meant "also," didn't you?
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I said "rabbits too." That's what I meant.
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They're very sensitive.
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Fellas, I'm...
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Also. Also.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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[STAMMERING]
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That's all, folks.
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