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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Crystal Gayle.
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Crystal.
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Oh, thanks, Scooter.
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Would you do me a favor
and cue me on my lines?
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Well, sure.
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Uh... "Crystal Gayle.
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Crystal."
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Thanks, Scooter.
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Would you do me a favor
and cue me on my lines?
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Perfect.
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If it helps any,
I didn't understand that either.
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Crystal Gayle! Yay!
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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Why did you invite these penguins?
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Because the aardvarks have the flu.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[HONKING]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you, thank you,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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We call it that because, uh...
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Well, we call it that because
the whole show is filled with Muppets,
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plus one human being.
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And tonight
it's a very special human being,
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the lovely recording artist
Miss Crystal Gayle.
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But first, but first,
we present an old German folk song.
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It's not from West Germany.
It's not from East Germany.
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It seems to be from, uh, South Germany?
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Why not?
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[PLAYING UPBEAT OOMPAH MUSIC]
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♪ Swanee ♪
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♪ How I love you, how I love you ♪
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♪ My dear old Swanee ♪
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BOTH:
♪ I'd give the world to be ♪
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♪ Among the folks in ♪
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ALL: ♪ D-I-X-I
Even though my mammy's waiting for me ♪
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♪ Praying for me
Down by the Swanee ♪
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♪ The folks up north will see me no more ♪
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ALL:
♪ When I get to that Swanee shore ♪
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♪ Swinee ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Swinee? ♪
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BOTH:
♪ We are coming back to Swanee ♪
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♪ Mammy ♪
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PENGUINS:
♪ Mammy ♪
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♪ I love the old folks at home ♪
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[WHISTLING ALONG]
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ALL: ♪ D-I-X-I
Even though my mammy's waiting for me ♪
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♪ Praying for me
Down by the Swanee ♪
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♪ The folks up north will see me no more ♪
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♪ When I get to that Swanee ♪
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♪ Das eine kleine Swanee ♪
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♪ When I get to that Swanee shore ♪
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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-Well, what'd you think of that number?
-I can't talk about it.
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-Why not?
-I still have relatives in Germany.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[ALL HUM IN HARMONY]
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PRAIRIE DOGS:
♪ Somebody stole my gal ♪
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♪ Somebody stole my pal ♪
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-♪ Somebody came and took her away ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Mm ♪
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-Hi there, Scooter.
-Oh, hi, Kermit.
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Hey, the Prairie Dog Glee Club
really sounds good.
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Yeah, they've been working really hard.
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Yeah, they're, uh...
They're still working pretty hard.
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Scooter, what are they doing?
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Guys, come on. Cut it out. Oh.
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-Take five.
-Each?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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I mean stop it.
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Sorry. I guess they've got
a little pack-rat blood in them.
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They keep stealing everything.
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Yeah, but, uh,
we can't have this on the show, Scooter.
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Oh, I know.
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You talk to them.
I gotta introduce Crystal Gayle.
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Mm. Okay, guys, I'm gonna count to three,
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and I wanna see everything
just in the place it was, okay?
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-One...
PRAIRIE DOG: Hurry up.
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...two, three.
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What the hey?
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Well, enough of this nonsense.
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It is sanity time here on The Muppet Show,
and here is our very special guest star.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the lovely Miss Crystal Gayle.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC]
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♪ Here I go once again
With my suitcase in my hand ♪
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♪ And I'm running away down River Road ♪
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♪ And I swear once again
That I'm never coming home ♪
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♪ I'm chasing my dreams down River Road ♪
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♪ Mama said, "Listen, child
You're too old to run wild ♪
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♪ You're too big to be fishing
With the boys these days" ♪
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♪ So I grabbed some clothes and ran
Stole 5 dollars from a sugar can ♪
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♪ A 12-year-old jailbreaker running away ♪
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ALL: ♪ Here I go once again
With my suitcase in my hand ♪
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♪ And I'm running away down River Road ♪
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♪ And I swear once again
That I'm never coming home ♪
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♪ I'm chasing my dreams down River Road ♪
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♪ Well, I married a pretty good man
And he tries to understand ♪
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♪ But he knows I've got leaving
On my mind these days ♪
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♪ When I get that urge to run
I'm just like a kid again ♪
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♪ The same old jailbreaker running away ♪
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ALL: ♪ Here I go once again
With my suitcase in my hand ♪
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♪ And I'm running away down River Road ♪
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♪ And I swear once again
That I'm never coming home ♪
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♪ I'm chasing my dreams down River Road ♪
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Ah, you look like you're running away.
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Sure am.
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Yeah, I ran away in 1924.
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What happened?
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Huh? I'm still running.
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I sleep on the hard ground every night.
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Haven't changed my socks
since World War II.
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Last night for dinner, I ate a fence post.
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MUPPETS: ♪ There she goes, home again
With her suitcase in her hand ♪
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♪ No more running away down River Road ♪
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♪ And I swear once again
That I'm never leaving home ♪
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♪ To go running away down River Road ♪
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♪ To go running away down River Road ♪
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Nice song.
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Yeah. Kind of reminds me of the time
I ran away from home.
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When was that?
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Last night. The wife was driving me crazy.
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Okay, nice number, guys.
Very pretty, Crystal.
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-Hey, boss?
-Okay. Yes?
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The Prairie Dog Glee Club's ready.
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I'll schedule their number
in the second half of the show.
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-Good.
-Did you talk to them about stealing?
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Yeah, but I think
you'd better talk to them.
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After all, you are the head honcho.
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-I think they'd listen to you.
-Okay.
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Hey, fellas?
Uh, Kermit wants to talk to you.
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Uh, yeah, listen, gang, it's not nice
to take other people's things.
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You see, that's called--
Uh, that's called stealing, and--
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[STAMMERS]
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Guys...
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[SPUTTERS]
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-Scooter!
-Yeah, boss?
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They've taken everything!
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-Oh, yeah. Huh?
-Aah! Aah!
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[KERMIT WHIMPERING]
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Gee, boss,
I've never seen you naked before.
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[SCREAMS]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Who is it?
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It's me, Miss Gayle,
Beauregard the Janitor.
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What can I do for you, Beauregard?
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Well, um...
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[STAMMERS]
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Could I have your autograph?
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You sure can.
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There you go.
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Okay, thank--
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Hey, wait, this is no good.
It's upside down.
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How's that?
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How did you do that?
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NARRATOR:
And now
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[ECHOING] Pigs in Space.
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[ALARM BUZZING]
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Oh! Listen. The warning buzzer.
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Someone's outside the door.
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-Oh, captain! Captain Link, all is lost!
-What?
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They've breached our security!
There's no stopping them!
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Our weapons are useless!
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[HOGTHROB & PIGGY GASP]
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He'll be here soon with his stormtroopers.
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I held them off as long as I could.
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Ahh! Oh! Captain, is he...?
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC STING]
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Yes, I'm afraid he's...
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC STING]
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I'm resting.
That was a difficult scene to play.
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You must tell us,
who has breached our security?
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Who is outside our door?
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Dearth Nadir.
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[HOGTHROB SCREAMS]
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Dearth Nadir? I have never heard of him.
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-He's the scourge of the universe.
-Mm-hm.
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A heartless, power-mad fiend
who hides behind an impenetrable mask.
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[HOGTHROB WHIMPERS THEN PIGGY GASPS]
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He's badder than anyone.
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Oh! Oh, what shall we do?
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What we can do?
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Link's Mommy wanted on the bridge.
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[ALARM BLARING]
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-The warning buzzer!
-He's at the other door!
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[STAMMERING]
Who are you behind that mask?
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GONZO:
Ha! And well you might ask.
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Oh, good grief.
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GONZO:
Stormtroopers!
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[ALL CLUCKING]
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GONZO:
Surround them!
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Oh! Oh, my goodness! They look brutal!
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Oh, you have got to be kidding.
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GONZO:
Okay, girls. Cluck them to death.
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-Aah! Aah! Oh, help! Oh, help! Oh, help!
PIGGY: I'm getting out of here.
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NARRATOR:
Tune in next week for an apology
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for this week's Pigs in Space!
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[STRANGEPORK & HOGTHROB SCREAMING]
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[PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ There is a lone shark from Cincinnati ♪
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♪ Who comes daily to his fishery ♪
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♪ Fish is what he eats ♪
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♪ Listen to this story ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight
Foo-de-racka-saki ♪
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♪ Want some seafood, Mama! ♪
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♪ Shrimps and rice, they're very nice ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight
Foo-de-racka-saki ♪
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♪ Want some seafood, Mama! ♪
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♪ Codfish in sauce, and then of course ♪
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♪ I like oysters, lobsters too! ♪
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♪ I like my tasty bit of fish ♪
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♪ When I come home from work at night
I get my favorite dish, fish! ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight
Foo-de-racka-saki ♪
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♪ Want some seafood, Mama! ♪
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♪ Shrimps and rice, they're very nice! ♪
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[PLAYING JAUNTY MUSIC]
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Hey, this is my kinda song!
Hee hee hee hee!
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight,
Foo-de-racka-saki ♪
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♪ Want some seafood, Mama! ♪
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♪ Shrimps and rice, they're very nice! ♪
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♪ Foo-de-racka-saki
Want some seafood, Mama! ♪
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♪ Codfish in sauce, and of course ♪
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♪ I like kippers, mackerel too!
And I like my tasty bit of fish ♪
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♪ When I come home from work at night,
I get my favorite dish, fish! ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪
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♪ Hold tight, hold tight,
Foo-de-racka-saki ♪
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♪ Want some seafood, Mama! ♪
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♪ Shrimps and rice... ♪
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Very nice!
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SHARK: Mmm...
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Is that you, Kermit?
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Mm-hm.
245
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,307
Um, yes, ma'am.
246
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,643
Do you often wear a bag over your head?
247
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,270
Those dumb prairie dogs.
248
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,272
-They took away my collar.
-So?
249
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,607
You wouldn't want me to go around naked,
would you?
250
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,360
Well, no. It's family show.
251
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,320
It used to be.
252
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,991
Hey, we can put something else
around your neck.
253
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,159
We can find it.
254
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,327
Well, my other collar's at the cleaners.
255
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,079
-Well, let's see...
-Aah!
256
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,206
Let's see what this does.
257
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,499
Hey.
258
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,878
Well, I don't know. I feel kind of dumb.
259
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,380
-No, not at all.
PRAIRIE DOGS: Ha-ha-ha.
260
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,591
Boy, do you look dumb.
261
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,718
[PRAIRIE DOGS LAUGHING]
262
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:28,845
[WHIMPERS]
263
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,182
Come back here!
264
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,601
Oh, dear. I don't think I helped any.
265
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,479
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC]
266
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:41,566
♪ Tick-tock, tick-tock ♪
267
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,860
TRIO: ♪ Sixty seconds got together ♪
-♪ Tick-tock ♪
268
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,156
-♪ And they decided to become a minute ♪
-♪ Tick-tock, tick-tock ♪
269
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,241
♪ Tick-tock ♪
270
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,327
-♪ Sixty minutes got together ♪
-♪ Tick-tock ♪
271
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,706
-♪ And they decided to become an hour ♪
-♪ Tick-tock, tick-tock ♪
272
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,708
♪ Tick-tock ♪
273
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:03,088
♪ Twenty-four hours kept ticking away ♪
274
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:07,092
♪ And they all voted to call it a day ♪
275
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,260
-♪ But, darling, in a day ♪
TRIO: ♪ La, la ♪
276
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,262
-♪ There wasn't time to say ♪
-♪ La ♪
277
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,599
ALL:
♪ How much I love you ♪
278
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,892
♪ Oh, tick-tock ♪
279
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,269
TRIO: ♪ Seven days then got together ♪
-♪ Tick-tock ♪
280
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:22,482
-♪ And they decided to become a week ♪
-♪ Tick-tock, tick-tock ♪
281
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,401
♪ Tick-tock ♪
282
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,277
-♪ As they grew and grew ♪
-♪ Tick-tock ♪
283
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:31,950
-♪ 52 weeks decided to become a year ♪
-♪ Tick-tock, tick-tock ♪
284
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,161
-♪ That's why 60 seconds, every minute ♪
-♪ Tick-tock ♪
285
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,288
-♪ Sixty minutes, every hour ♪
-♪ Tick-tock ♪
286
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:41,876
♪ Every hour, every day
Every day, every week ♪
287
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,172
ALL:
♪ Every week and every year ♪
288
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:50,635
♪ All I do is dream of you, my dear ♪
289
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,637
♪ Tick-tock ♪
290
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,806
♪ Tick-tock ♪
291
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,101
ALL:
♪ Tick-tock, tick ♪
292
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,186
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
293
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,235
-Did you wanna see me, Miss Piggy?
-Yes, come in, Kermie.
294
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,778
Uh, can I talk to you from here?
295
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,949
No, no, I want to show you something.
Now get in here. Oh!
296
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,368
See, I can explain about this outfit.
297
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,705
Oh, who cares about your silly costume?
Look at this.
298
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:22,042
See, my black wig that I wear
for Latin numbers, it's missing.
299
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,127
-Oh.
-And my long lavender gloves
300
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,505
and my simulated pearls and everything,
it's all gone!
301
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,342
I've gotta go on-stage
and make an introduction.
302
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,302
I'll explain to you later.
303
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,387
[PIGGY STOMPS THEN KERMIT YELPS]
304
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,140
You'll explain to me now.
305
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,685
Well, you see, on the show,
we've got these prairie dogs.
306
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,479
-What?
-Yeah, and they--
307
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,731
[PIGGY SCREAMING]
308
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,526
Guys, you're on-stage in a second.
Now put all that stuff back.
309
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,112
[PRAIRIE DOGS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING]
310
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,698
[PIGGY SCREAMS]
311
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,534
PIGGY:
Kermit! Kermit!
312
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:03,166
Where are you?! What is this? What--?
313
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,253
[GROWLS]
314
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:13,927
[STAMMERS]
315
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:18,181
Hi there. I thought I would just peek out
and introduce our next act.
316
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,477
It is the barbershop harmonies
of our own Singing Prairie Dogs.
317
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,522
They're really terrific,
so hang on to your hats,
318
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,066
and, uh, you might also keep an eye
on your wallets.
319
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,236
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Singing Prairie Dogs.
320
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,406
[BAND PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC]
321
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:40,453
ALL:
♪ The moon belongs to everyone ♪
322
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,957
♪ The best things in life are free ♪
323
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:49,379
♪ The stars belong to everyone ♪
324
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,841
♪ They gleam there for you and me ♪
325
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,052
♪ The flowers in spring ♪
326
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,304
♪ The robins that sing ♪
327
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,432
♪ The sunbeams that shine ♪
328
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,726
-♪ They're yours ♪
-♪ They're mine ♪
329
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,979
ALL:
♪ And love can come to everyone ♪
330
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:10,567
♪ The best things in life are free ♪
331
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,862
♪ The flowers in spring ♪
332
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,364
♪ The robins that sing ♪
333
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,324
♪ The sunbeams that shine ♪
334
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,577
-♪ They're yours ♪
-♪ They're mine ♪
335
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,040
ALL:
♪ And love can come to everyone ♪
336
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,208
♪ The best things in life ♪
337
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,210
♪ The best things in life ♪
338
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:32,839
♪ The best things in life are ♪
339
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:37,552
Stop! I, Bear on Patrol,
put you under arrest.
340
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,013
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait, Deputy Bear.
341
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:45,018
Surely you're not arresting these
cute little things here as common thieves.
342
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,104
-But I have witnesses.
-The bear's right.
343
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,939
The prairie dogs are thieves.
344
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,359
[BOTH GASP]
345
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,444
[BOTH SCREAMING]
346
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,237
[PRAIRIE DOGS LAUGHING]
347
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,989
[BOTH LAUGHING]
348
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:01,368
They stole the clothes right off their--
349
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,660
[BOTH GASPING]
350
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,829
[PRAIRIE DOGS LAUGHING]
351
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,548
I'm Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
352
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,300
This is Muppet Labs,
353
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:22,597
and I'm tickled pink to announce
our solution to the banana problem.
354
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,766
[BEAKER HUMMING]
355
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:31,439
As you know, once removed from the bunch,
bananas cannot be reinserted.
356
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,816
BEAKER:
Hmm.
357
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,984
[GRUNTING AND MUTTERING]
358
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,574
This results in extra bananas
lying around underfoot,
359
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,868
where they can be hazardous
to your health.
360
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,829
[SCREAMS THEN CRASHES]
361
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,581
[SNICKERS]
362
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,502
Such problems disappear
with our new electric banana sharpener.
363
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,295
-Hmm?
-Show them, Beaker.
364
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,714
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
365
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,592
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
366
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,178
[WHIMPERING]
367
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,472
[YELPING]
368
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:11,688
A-ha. Say goodbye forever to dull bananas.
369
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,232
Bye-bye.
370
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:20,113
With this equipment, you can store bananas
on any convenient vertical surface.
371
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,281
[SCREAMS]
372
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,995
You can even store a whole bunch this way.
373
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,663
[SCREAMS]
374
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,832
[WHIMPERING]
375
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,796
And that's all for today from Muppet Labs.
376
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,423
[SNICKERS]
377
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,135
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
378
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,388
Kermit's having what you might call
"costume problems" tonight,
379
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,767
so he's asked me to introduce
our very special guest star again.
380
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,977
-Is the scenery ready?
MAN: Oh, yeah, it's ready.
381
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,689
Ah. Here she is again, Miss Crystal Gayle.
382
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,775
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
383
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,904
[BAND PLAYING MYSTERIOUS POP MUSIC]
384
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,452
[WIND WHISTLING]
385
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:22,884
♪ Mad is the captain
Of Alpha Centauri ♪
386
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:26,805
♪ We must be out of our minds ♪
387
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:31,643
♪ Though we are shipmates
Bound for tomorrow ♪
388
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:36,564
♪ Everyone here's flying blind ♪
389
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:41,194
♪ Oh, we must believe in magic ♪
390
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:45,949
♪ We must believe
In the guiding hand ♪
391
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,661
♪ If you believe in magic ♪
392
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:53,832
♪ You'll have the universe
At your command ♪
393
00:22:56,126 --> 00:23:00,839
♪ Mad is the crew
Bound for Alpha Centauri ♪
394
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:04,592
♪ Dreamers and poets and clowns ♪
395
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:09,347
♪ Bold is the ship
Bound for Alpha Centauri ♪
396
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:14,185
♪ Nothing can turn it around ♪
397
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:18,857
♪ Oh, we must believe in magic ♪
398
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:23,528
♪ We must believe
In the guiding hand ♪
399
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:27,240
♪ If you believe in magic ♪
400
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:32,287
♪ You'll have the universe
At your command ♪
401
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:38,335
♪ La, la, la-la, la
La-la, la, la, la, la ♪
402
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:42,088
♪ La, la, la-la, la, la, la ♪
403
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:46,801
♪ La, la, la-la, la
La-la, la, la, la, la ♪
404
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:51,681
♪ La, la, la-la, la, la, la ♪
405
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:56,603
♪ Oh, we must believe in magic ♪
406
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:59,939
♪ We must believe
In the guiding hand ♪
407
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,149
[SPIRITS CACKLING]
408
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:04,778
♪ If you believe in magic ♪
409
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:09,532
♪ You'll have the universe
At your command ♪
410
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,159
[SPIRITS CONTINUE CACKLING]
411
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:15,872
♪ La, la, la-la, la
La-la, la, la, la, la ♪
412
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,668
♪ La, la, la-la, la, la, la ♪
413
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:24,381
♪ La, la, la-la, la
La, la, la, la, la ♪
414
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:29,260
♪ La, la, la-la, la, la, la ♪
415
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:33,807
♪ Oh, we must believe in magic ♪
416
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:38,561
♪ We must believe
In the guiding hand ♪
417
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,023
♪ If you believe in magic ♪
418
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:47,362
♪ You'll have the universe
At your command ♪
419
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:53,284
♪ La, la, la-la, la, la
La-la, la, la, la ♪
420
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:56,538
♪ La, la, la-la, la, la, la ♪
421
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:03,920
We've come down
to the end of another one, but--
422
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:06,506
-Beauregard!
BEAUREGARD: Oh! Sorry.
423
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,885
Okay, okay. We've just about come down
to the end of another one,
424
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:14,806
but before we go, let's have a warm
thank you for our very special guest star.
425
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:18,143
Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Crystal Gayle! Yay!
426
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,228
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
427
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,150
Thank you, Kermit, for a lovely evening.
428
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:29,070
It's been our pleasure.
And you can have your feather boa back.
429
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,948
Hey, will you come back with--? Aah!
430
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:36,244
Bring that thing back! Hey. Uh-- Aah!
431
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,247
Uh, we'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
432
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,499
Hey!
433
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,668
[ALL CHATTERING]
434
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,837
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
435
00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:21,081
Well, so much for the prairie dogs.
436
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,667
Yeah. Now we gotta worry about termites.
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