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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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John Denver.
Fifteen seconds to curtain, John.
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All right, Scooter. Thanks.
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Listen, Denver. You're a good kid.
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Let me help you get away
so you don't have to do this crummy show.
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Come on.
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Wait a minute.
I wanna work with the Muppets.
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You do?
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Well, yeah.
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I think this is a terrific show, Waldorf.
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You're beyond help.
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
John Denver.
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[CHEERING]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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-Well?
-He wouldn't listen.
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They must have brainwashed him.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[EXPLODES]
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Whoopee!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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It's going to be a terrific show
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because our guest star is one of
the great talents of the music world,
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Mr. John Denver.
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Because John is such an outdoors lover,
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we're going to spend a lot of the show
in the country.
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Kermit, I haven't quite finished
building the set yet.
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Well, uh, how much time you need?
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Thursday?
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Uh, Beau, we have to do the number now.
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Okay, but it looks like a battlefield
back there.
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-It's supposed to.
-Oh, then it's finished.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our opening number!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[BAND PLAYING MARCH]
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[BOMBS EXPLODING]
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[BAND PLAYING MELLOW FOLK MUSIC]
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ALL:
♪ La-la-la la, la, la ♪
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♪ La-la-la la, la, la ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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[FRENCH ACCENT]
♪ We just can't wait until the war begin ♪
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[FRENCH ACCENT]
♪ They give a medal to you if you win ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
♪ Don't ever ask the general ♪
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♪ "What's it for?" ♪
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[HARRY LAUGHING]
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[NEW YORK ACCENT]
♪ 'Cause he'd be out of work ♪
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♪ Without a war ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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Aw.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
♪ Why don't we drop our guns ♪
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♪ And all shake hands? ♪
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[GERMAN ACCENT]
♪ Forget der war ♪
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♪ Und make some other plans? ♪
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ALL:
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ We're getting tired
And our feet are sore ♪
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♪ Let's head for home
And say to heck with war ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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CHORUS 1: ♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
CHORUS 2: ♪ Why can't... ♪
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-♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
-♪ ...we be friends? ♪
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-♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
-♪ Why can't... ♪
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-♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
-♪ ...we be friends? ♪
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[GUNFIRE]
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ALL:
♪ Truce! ♪
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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They got up. We must have missed them.
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We didn't miss them.
We were shooting blanks.
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-We were?
-Of course.
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[YELPING]
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Well, some of them were blanks.
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Okay, nice opening number.
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Oh, thank you very much, sir.
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Okay, soldiers, nicely waged.
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All right, Your Amphibiousness,
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now what is this important announcement
you wanted to make?
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-Yes, what?
-What is it?
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Okay, listen, everybody,
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John Denver has invited us all
to join him on a weekend camping trip.
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-Oh! Up in the mountains?
-Uh, well, actually, no.
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John and I decided it would be fun
to show you the land of my birth.
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-You mean...?
-Yes, it'll be a weekend in the swamp!
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[ALL GROAN]
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I just remembered,
I got a basketball game on Saturday.
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The band's got three extra gigs
this weekend.
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Yeah, and I signed up
for a seminar on mildew.
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Now, listen, everyone.
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A wonderful thing has just happened.
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Our Kermie has offered to take us
on a visit to his homeland.
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Overnight.
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I think we should all be grateful to him.
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-Thank you very much, Miss Piggy.
-Mm-hm.
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Besides, a weekend in the swamp
will be very healthy for you all.
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Uh, just how do you figure that?
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If you go,
I won't put you in the hospital.
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Let's go pack those knapsacks.
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-Do that, good.
-Nice spirit.
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Ahh. I wonder if they have room service.
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Ladies and gentlemen, with us tonight
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is one of the good guys
of contemporary music,
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Mr. John Denver.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[PLAYING TRANQUIL FOLK MUSIC]
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♪ Inch by inch, row by row ♪
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♪ Gonna make this garden grow ♪
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♪ All it takes is a rake and a hoe ♪
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♪ And a piece of fertile ground ♪
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♪ Inch by inch, row by row ♪
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♪ Someone bless these seeds I sow ♪
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♪ Someone warm them from below ♪
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♪ 'Til the rain comes tumbling down ♪
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♪ Pulling weeds and picking stones ♪
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♪ Man is made of dreams and bones ♪
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♪ Feel the need to grow my own ♪
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♪ 'Cause the time is close at hand ♪
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♪ Grain for grain, sun and rain ♪
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♪ Find my way in nature's chain ♪
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♪ Tune my body and my brain ♪
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♪ To the music of the land ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Inch by inch ♪
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♪ Row by row ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Plant your rows straight and long ♪
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♪ Temper them with prayer and song ♪
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♪ Mother Earth will make you strong ♪
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♪ If you give her love and care ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Love and care, ah ♪
-♪ Old crow watching hungrily ♪
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-♪ From his perch in yonder tree ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ah ♪
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♪ In my garden I'm as free ♪
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♪ As that feathered thief up there ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Inch by inch ♪
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♪ Row by row ♪
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♪ Inch by inch, row by row ♪
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-♪ Gonna make this garden grow ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ All it takes is a rake and a hoe ♪
-♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ And a piece of fertile ground ♪
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ALL:
♪ Inch by inch, row by row ♪
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♪ Someone bless these seeds I sow ♪
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♪ Someone warm them from below ♪
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♪ 'Til the rain comes tumbling down ♪
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♪ 'Til the rain comes tumbling down ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Inch by inch ♪
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♪ Row by row ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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You know something?
That was a sweet number.
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It sure was.
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-You know something else?
-What?
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I hate sweet numbers.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Okay, very good, flowers.
Get to your dressing pots.
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[FLOWERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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Kermie, oh, I am so excited
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about spending a weekend
in the swamp with vous,
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you little green hunk, you.
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Mwah.
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Yeah, well, very good, Miss Piggy,
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but you must remember
that camping can be tough.
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-We're gonna be roughing it.
-Oh, I know.
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That is why I'm only bringing
four long dresses.
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And of course, a dozen pairs of shoes,
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and some après-swim togs,
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-Wait, wait.
-...and my sun-visor spectacles.
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Piggy, Piggy,
you can't carry all that stuff.
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Carry? I do not intend to carry anything.
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Campers carry everything they need.
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-Look, come here a second.
-What?
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For instance,
Floyd has just packed his backpack.
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-See that?
-Ah!
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You expect moi to carry that heavy thing?
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Sure, that's how you go camping.
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Oh, forget it. I am not going.
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Okay. As you will.
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-Oh, Mr. Kermit, sir...
-Hm?
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...when we get to the swamp,
will you give me a swimming lesson?
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Oh, why, sure, Annie Sue.
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It might be kind of fun
to teach a cute little pig to frog-kick.
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-Ha, ha.
-Thank you, sir.
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PIGGY:
Kermie!
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[GRUNTING]
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Kermie, you're right.
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This backpack weighs next to nothing. See?
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, Annie Sue, pardon moi. Heh.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
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[SINGING GIBBERISH]
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♪ Bork, bork, bork ♪
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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...great outdoorsy,
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we make the squirrely stew.
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Uh, squirrely?
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No squirrely. Ooh.
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Oh, squirrely?
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Oh, where the squir--? Oh, squirrely!
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Come down, squirrely.
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-Come on. Oh, squirrely.
-Uh-uh.
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Oh, please, squirrely, come on down.
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We shake the tree.
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Come down, squirrely!
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Come down, squirrely!
Come on down, squirrely!
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Oh. Where the squirrely is?
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Come on, squirrely, I'll get you.
Into the pot.
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[YELPS]
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Come on, squirrely. Get in.
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Come on, squirrely! I get the squirrely!
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[CHEF SCREAMING]
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[BEAR ROARING]
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[SQUIRRELS LAUGHING]
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Bork, bork, bork.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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♪ Inch by inch, row by row ♪
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Hiya, Gonzo.
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-Oh, hi, John.
-How you doing, man?
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Oh, I'm doing fine.
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Hey, I really enjoyed your last number.
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Aw, thanks very much Gonzo.
I enjoyed that too.
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I wonder if you'd share some
of the secrets of your success,
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since we're in the same field.
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Yeah, I'd be happy to.
You've gotta take care of your throat.
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You can't let yourself get too tired
when you're singing.
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-You've gotta--
-I don't need help with my singing.
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I need help with my gardening.
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You've got a garden?
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Oh, yeah, John.
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I've got the world's biggest mold garden.
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Mold garden?
249
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Yeah, mold.
250
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,139
Far out. How did you get into that?
251
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,600
Well, about a year ago
I went away on vacation
252
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,936
and I forgot to clean out my refrigerator.
253
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,605
-Yeah?
-When I got back,
254
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:38,818
the food was all green and fuzzy,
and it was just too cute to throw out.
255
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,404
Well, so, what's the problem?
256
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,699
Well, I don't have any privacy anymore.
257
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,911
Sometimes I think my garden
is plotting against me.
258
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,496
-You're kidding.
-Aah!
259
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,499
You know, you could be right.
260
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,669
There's a fungus among us.
261
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,170
-Gonzo.
-What?
262
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:01,132
The bulb in the refrigerator got busted.
263
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,509
How did that happen?
264
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:06,429
Well, we were playing puffball,
and Reggie hit a long one.
265
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,597
[SIGHS]
266
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,434
All right, I'll replace it,
but this is the last time.
267
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,520
Oh, thanks. You're a real spore.
268
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,522
Yeah, yeah.
269
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:22,570
♪ Nobody knows the truffles I've seen ♪
270
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,032
Settle, you guys!
271
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,201
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
272
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,455
[BAND PLAYING TRANQUIL CLASSICAL MUSIC]
273
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,959
[HUMMING]
274
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:44,134
♪ I think that I shall never see ♪
275
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:49,931
♪ A poem lovely as a tree ♪
276
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:57,439
♪ A tree whose hungry mouth
Is pressed ♪
277
00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:02,902
♪ Against the earth's
Sweet flowing breast ♪
278
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:08,366
♪ A tree that looks at God ♪
279
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,202
♪ All day ♪
280
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:17,042
♪ And lifts her leafy arms ♪
281
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,463
♪ To pray ♪
282
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:31,890
♪ A tree that may in summer wear ♪
283
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:38,813
♪ A nest of robins in her hair ♪
284
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:45,695
♪ Upon whose bosom
Snow has lain ♪
285
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:51,284
♪ Who intimately lives with rain ♪
286
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,621
♪ Poems are made ♪
287
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,875
♪ By fools like me ♪
288
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,168
[TREE GROANS]
289
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,338
What a rotten voice.
290
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,424
Ugh. You know what a tree would call you?
291
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,760
A "pine" in the neck.
292
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,762
[TREE LAUGHS]
293
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:15,308
With a voice like that,
you won't be very "poplar" around here.
294
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,352
[TREE LAUGHS]
295
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:21,398
If I couldn't sing any better than that,
I'd "leaf." Ha-ha-ha.
296
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,235
Excuse me while I chop some wood.
297
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,070
Hi-yah!
298
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,832
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
299
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:45,130
ALL:
♪ We love to go a-wandering ♪
300
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:49,426
♪ Along the mountain tracks ♪
301
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,763
♪ And as we go, we love to sing ♪
302
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:58,018
♪ Our knapsacks on our backs ♪
303
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,270
♪ Val-deri ♪
304
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,397
♪ Val-dera ♪
305
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,482
♪ Val-dera ♪
306
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,152
♪Val-der-- Aah! ♪
307
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,320
[THUDDING]
308
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,447
BOTH:
Uh-oh.
309
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,866
-What your step.
-Yeah, yeah.
310
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,246
BOTH:
♪ High overhead the skylarks wing ♪
311
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:22,834
♪They never rest at home ♪
312
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:27,047
♪ But just like us, they love to sing ♪
313
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:31,343
♪ As o'er the world we roam ♪
314
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,511
♪ Val-deri ♪
315
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,680
♪ Val-dera ♪
316
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,849
♪ Val-dera ♪
317
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:42,187
♪ Val-der-- Aah! ♪
318
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,648
[WHIMPERS]
319
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:52,614
[STAMMERING]
♪ Oh, may I go a-wandering ♪
320
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:57,243
♪ Until the day I d-d-d-die ♪
321
00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:01,664
♪ Oh, may I always laugh and sing
Heh, heh ♪
322
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,919
♪ Beneath the clear blue sky ♪
323
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,296
♪ Val-deri ♪
324
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,632
♪ Val-dera ♪
325
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,842
♪ Val-dera ♪
326
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,136
♪ Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ♪
327
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,263
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
♪ Val-deri ♪
328
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,641
♪ Val-dera ♪
329
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:27,023
♪ Beneath the clear blue sk-- Aah! ♪
330
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,153
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
331
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,322
[BLEATING]
332
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,119
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
333
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,078
Come in.
334
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,706
Hello, Jonathan dear.
335
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,375
-Why, hello, Miss Piggy.
-Ahh, hello.
336
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,668
-Miss Piggy...
-Hmm?
337
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,212
...you look amazing.
338
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,548
And lovely, thank you.
339
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,674
Ahh.
340
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:57,929
This is my designer-collection
hiking suit, don't you know.
341
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,431
Well, it's...
342
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:04,394
Piggy, is that a gold lamé backpack
that you're wearing?
343
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,021
Oh, you noticed.
344
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,939
Well, it's hard not to.
345
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,150
Piggy, we are going to the swamp.
346
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,526
PIGGY:
Yes, the swamp.
347
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,321
JOHN: Do you have everything?
Do you have your snakebite kit?
348
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,491
-What?
-Your snakebite kit.
349
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,536
There are snakes in the swamp.
They may bite you.
350
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,204
Uh, snakes?
351
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,041
Well, yes, Piggy, snakes. And also, one...
352
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,335
You need a short, sharp stick
about that long.
353
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:32,505
-A walking stick, yes.
-No, no, no. This is for the alligators.
354
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,883
Alligators?
355
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,343
Why, yes, darling.
356
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,471
The alligators,
when they open their mouths to eat you,
357
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:43,433
you jam the stick,
and they can't close their jaws on you.
358
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,393
Can't close their ja... Good. Mm-hm.
359
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:50,023
Yes, and, also, Piggy, one other thing,
and this is of critical importance.
360
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,900
-Yes?
-Every morning when you get up,
361
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,735
-before you put your boots on...
-Yes?
362
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,780
...be very sure to shake them vigorously.
363
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,741
[STAMMERING]
Why?
364
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,327
Well, Piggy, at night,
when you're asleep in the swamp,
365
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,497
sometimes there are spiders
and little creepy-crawly things...
366
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,706
[PIGGY WHIMPERING]
367
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:11,336
...and they'll get in your boots,
and if you don't shake them out...
368
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,713
[JOHN LAUGHING]
369
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,174
You think that's funny?
370
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,802
I'm sorry, but, Piggy...
371
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,637
[WHIMPERING CONTINUES]
372
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,889
They'll crawl up your legs, Piggy.
373
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,308
-They'll be all over you.
-No, not the legs, please!
374
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:29,813
Not there, please! No, please, John!
Oh! Oh! Aah! Oh! Please, please!
375
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,356
[SCREAMING]
376
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,406
Poor girl's got a case of the nerves.
377
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,283
I think she needs a week in the country.
378
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,037
[GROWLING]
379
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,708
Oh, Miss Piggy appears angry.
380
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,752
Angry? No, I am not angry.
381
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,921
Your star is not angry.
382
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:58,758
She is merely disappointed.
383
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,427
Disappointed?
384
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,553
Yes.
385
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,889
You have not been honest with me, Kermit.
386
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,391
I haven't?
387
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,726
No.
388
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:11,104
When you told me
we were spending a week in the swamp...
389
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,313
Mm-hm.
390
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:16,484
...you never said there would be snakes
and spiders and, ahh,
391
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,612
alligators.
392
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:24,075
Well, no.
I was saving the best part for a surprise.
393
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,244
-Surprise?
-Mm-hm.
394
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,748
Kermie, you are out
of your little green mind.
395
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:35,211
Oh, well, gee, Miss Piggy, you know,
I was born in the swamp.
396
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:39,674
My roots are there, and I just wanted
you and my other friends to see it.
397
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,844
But, uh,
we don't have to go back to the swamp.
398
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,637
We can, uh...
399
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,891
We can go back to where you were born.
400
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,018
The sty.
401
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,103
You know, where your roots are.
402
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:55,190
Where pigs eat swill
and wallow in the mud.
403
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,900
Remember that? Huh?
404
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,152
-Huh? Huh?
-Huh?
405
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,320
Remember this!
406
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,446
-What?
-Hi-yah!
407
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,572
[KERMIT SCREAMS]
408
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,702
[STAMMERS]
409
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:11,623
Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
once again, Mr. John Denver.
410
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,833
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
411
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,252
[BAND PLAYING "GRANDMA'S FEATHER BED"]
412
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:25,387
♪ When I was a little bitty boy
Just up off the floor ♪
413
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:29,557
♪ We used to go out to Grandma's house
Every month end or so ♪
414
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,935
♪ Have chicken pie and country ham ♪
415
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,145
♪ And homemade butter on the bread ♪
416
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,439
♪ But the best darn thing
About Grandma's house ♪
417
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,400
♪ Was the great big feather bed ♪
418
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:41,069
ALL: ♪ It was nine feet high
And six feet wide ♪
419
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,904
♪ Soft as a downy chick ♪
420
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,323
♪ It was made from the feathers
Of forty-leven geese ♪
421
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,409
♪ Took a whole bolt of cloth
For the tick ♪
422
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,619
♪ It'd hold eight kids
And four hound dogs ♪
423
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,663
♪ And a piggy we stole
From the shed ♪
424
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,165
♪ We didn't get much sleep
But we had a lot of fun ♪
425
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,626
♪ On Grandma's feather bed ♪
426
00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:01,047
♪ After supper we'd sit around the fire
The old folks'd spit and chew ♪
427
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:04,926
♪ Pa would talk about the farm and the war
And my granny'd sing a ballad or two ♪
428
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:09,597
♪ And I'd sit and listen, watch the fire
'Til the cobwebs filled my head ♪
429
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:11,891
♪ Next thing I'd know
I'd wake up in the morning ♪
430
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,144
♪ In the middle of the old feather bed ♪
431
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,479
ALL: ♪ It was nine feet high
And six feet wide ♪
432
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,565
♪ And soft as a downy chick ♪
433
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,900
♪ It was made from the feathers
Of forty-leven geese ♪
434
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:22,902
♪ Took a whole bolt of cloth
For the tick ♪
435
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,363
♪ It'd hold eight kids
And four hound dogs ♪
436
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,407
♪ And a piggy we stole
From the shed ♪
437
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,909
♪ We didn't get much sleep
But we had a lot of fun ♪
438
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,953
♪ On Grandma's feather bed ♪
439
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,121
JOHN:
Move over!
440
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,873
[ALL CHATTERING]
441
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,416
[DOG HOWLING]
442
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:41,755
♪ Well, I love my ma and I love my pa
I love Granny and Grandpa too ♪
443
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,257
♪ I've been fishing with my uncle
I wrestled my cousin ♪
444
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,509
-♪ I even kissed Aunt Lou, ew! ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ew! ♪
445
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,803
-♪ But if I ever had to make a choice ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ooh ♪
446
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,972
-♪ I guess it ought to be said ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
447
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,308
♪ That I'd trade 'em all
Plus the gal down the road ♪
448
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,226
♪ For Grandma's feather bed ♪
449
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,604
ALL: ♪ It was nine feet high
And six feet wide ♪
450
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,647
♪ And soft as a downy chick ♪
451
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,067
♪ It was made from the feathers
Of forty-leven geese ♪
452
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,069
♪ Took a whole bolt of cloth
For the tick ♪
453
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,279
♪ It'd hold eight kids
And four hound dogs ♪
454
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,490
♪ And a piggy we stole
From the shed ♪
455
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,992
♪ We didn't get much sleep
But we had a lot of fun ♪
456
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,619
♪ On Grandma's feather bed ♪
457
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:16,623
Hey! Now, you turkeys quiet down in there
458
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,334
so's a body can get some sleep!
459
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,752
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
460
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,506
[QUIETLY] ♪ We didn't get much sleep
But we had a lot of fun ♪
461
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:27,342
[LOUDLY]
♪ On Grandma's feather bed, yeah! ♪
462
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,637
[ALL CHATTERING]
463
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,722
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
464
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:47,404
It looks like we've come down
to the end of another one,
465
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,030
but before we go,
466
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:51,074
let us bring back
our wonderful guest star.
467
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,576
Ladies and gentlemen, John Denver! Yay!
468
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,120
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
469
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:58,331
Thanks, Kermit. Thank you.
470
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,502
Kermit, it was an absolute thrill
to work with you.
471
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:04,212
Thank you for having me on the show.
472
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:05,922
It was our pleasure, John.
473
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:09,009
But it looks like it's gonna be
just you and me on that camping trip.
474
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,637
-Everybody else backed out.
-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
475
00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:15,390
Kermit, never mind,
we'll have a great time.
476
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,559
I'll teach you how to catch frogs.
477
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:18,727
-What?
-Yeah.
478
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,397
What you do is wait until dark,
then you take a flashlight
479
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,190
and shine it in the water--
480
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:28,862
I know all about those flashlights.
How do you think my eyes got this way?
481
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:31,740
I'll find somebody else
to go camping with me.
482
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,492
We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show!
483
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,661
[ALL CHATTERING]
484
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,830
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
485
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:23,583
Well, guys, it's just the three of us
for a weekend in the swamp.
486
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:26,002
[IN UNISON]
Oh, no!
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