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Oh, there you are.
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Careless newsboy. He never
throws you in the same place.
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I'm gonna give
him a judo chop...
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then I'm gonna smack
him in the nose...
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and I'm gonna twirl
him around my head...
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and throw him in the girls' gym.
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He's rotten.
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He's rotten.
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Who's rotten? Jack
McGinty down at school.
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He's a dirty rotten bully
and he picks on me...
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and pushes me around every day.
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I'll kill him!
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I'll kill him!
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Good evening, all.
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Did I overhear my sweet little
offshoot contemplating homicide?
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Some bully was picking
on Eddie at school.
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Eddie just wants
to massacre him.
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I don't care if he's twice as big
as I am. I'm gonna stomp him.
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Now, Eddie...
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sensitive, intelligent
creatures such as we...
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do not stomp one another.
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Any mail today, dear? Yes, dear.
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The postman threw it over
the wall and then ran away.
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This package is for you.
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Oh, I'll be darned.
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It's from Clyde Thornton.
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He's one of the new fellows
we hired down at the parlor.
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We took on some new men.
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We've been operating
with a skeleton crew lately.
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"From Clyde to Herman."
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Ah.
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He wants to be friendly.
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Maybe it's a watch.
I bet it's a neat ring.
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Will you look at that!
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I'll be darned.
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It says, "Press here."
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Oh, fudge.
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Mean old Clyde.
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What a rotten practical joker.
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What are you gonna do,
Pop? What am I gonna do?
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
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If you ask me, Eddie should
really give it to that McGinty kid...
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and Herman, he should
clobber Clyde, that practical joker.
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No, Grandpa, fighting is
wrong, and Herman knows it.
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Now, we're Eddie's parents,
so you just leave it to us.
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We're only trying
to bring up the boy...
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to get along in
this modern world.
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That's what's wrong
with this family.
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They've forgotten how
to spoil their children.
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Why, for centuries, we
Draculas were spoiled rotten.
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Yes, but that was
in the old country.
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Remember that over here
they have a Board of Health.
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I'll light the candles.
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Mmm.
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What's for supper?
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Big-mouthed bass.
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Oh.
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Hello in there. Hello out there.
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Certainly is fresh.
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Weren't you going to have a
little talk with Eddie tonight...
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about that bully at school?
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That's right, dear.
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Eddie...
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I merely want to
point out to you...
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the disadvantages of violence.
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You mean if that
Jackie kid bugs me...
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I'm not supposed to fight back?
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That's exactly right,
Son. You just ignore him.
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And sooner or later, no matter
how many times he strikes you...
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he'll realize the
error of his ways...
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and become a
better citizen for it.
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And in the meantime, what is
the kid supposed to use for teeth?
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Yeah, Pop, and besides...
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what about the guy at the
parlor who squirted you with ink?
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Are you just going
to ignore him?
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Indeed I am.
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I'm going to use patience,
fortitude and dignity...
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and he will soon abandon...
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your dear old dad as
the butt of his witticisms.
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Okay, Pop if you say
so. I'll go along with it.
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Because when I grow up,
I want to be just like you.
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Isn't that touching?
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Eddie, you should always
listen to your father...
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because under that sweet
boyish countenance...
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he has the wisdom and
understanding of an Art Linkletter.
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Oh, boy!
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It's fresher than I thought.
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Looking for somebody,
Munster? No.
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Hi, Jack. I mean, McGinty.
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I thought you'd find me.
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Yeah, I found you. There's
a question I'd like to ask you.
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The answer is no, I
don't want a fat lip.
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Well, then, what would you do
if I just smacked you in the eye?
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Nothing.
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If I smacked you in the
eye, you wouldn't do nothing?
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What's the matter?
Are you yellow?
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No, I'm not yellow. I'm green.
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Besides, my pop told me to ignore
you when you're beating me up.
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He said it would make
you a better person.
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Your pop told you that?
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He sounds like a bigger
dope than you even.
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He's not a bigger
dope than me even.
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He is, too.
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He is not. Nobody is a
bigger dope than me and...
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Well, you know what I mean.
Well, here's what I mean.
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Next time I see you...
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I'm going to tear your nose
off and put it on backwards.
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When you sneeze, you'll
blow all your brains out.
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Can you imagine Munster's face
when he got that ink right in the puss?
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I don't know. Seems
like a dirty trick to me.
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Munster's really a sweet
guy. He's just a big dope.
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Wait till you see what happens
when he opens his locker. Oh, boy.
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Good morning, Uriah.
Good morning, Munster.
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Good morning,
Clyde. Hi, Munster.
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Say, that was quite a surprise
package you got last night.
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Yeah, that was quite
a surprise, Clyde.
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Well, don't let it
bother you, Munster.
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That's just my way
of getting acquainted.
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Yeah.
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You're quite a card,
aren't you, Clyde?
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Let me warm that
up for you, Grandpa.
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Thank you.
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I wonder how Eddie made
out with the bully today.
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Hi, Eddie. Hi.
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Hello, Eddie.
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Did everything go all
right at school today?
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No, everything went wrong.
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Did you run into the bully?
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Yeah, I ran into the bully.
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Did you fight back?
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No, I ignored him like Pop said.
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Well, now. And how did
your father's theory work?
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I think Pop's theory
has a few wrinkles in it.
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Oh, dear me. My poor baby.
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There, that will take
the swelling down.
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Herman and his philosophy.
What will we do now?
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Eddie, take a tip from me.
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Next time the
bully picks on you...
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do what your dear
old grandpa would do.
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Give him a bite
right in the neck.
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Hi, you guys.
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Hello, Eddie.
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What's for supper?
Well, Herman...
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your son went to school today
and he followed your advice...
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and look what happened.
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Well, look at the steak
on your son's eye.
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Aren't you going to
do something about it?
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You're darn tooting I am.
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Eddie...
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as Sonny Liston said
after his last fight...
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I think it's time to sit down
and reevaluate our philosophy.
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Now, Eddie, watch closely.
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First, you feint
with your left...
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and then you pulverize
him with your right.
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How does that grab you? Neat.
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I thought you didn't
like violence, Pop.
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I don't, Son. But I think we should
be prepared at all times and...
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we don't want any more
black eyes, do we? Uh-uh.
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If we don't do something by
tomorrow, we'll run out of eyes.
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Come on over here and
let's work out on this body bag.
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Body bag?
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Why can't we use a real body?
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All the time substitutes.
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Now, Eddie...
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you go first.
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This is Jack McGinty...
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and he's just called
you a terrible name.
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What did he call me?
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Tutti-frutti?
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Nobody's gonna call me
a tutti-frutti. Let me at him.
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Fine, Son. Hold it.
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Leave some for me.
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Well, Clyde Thornton...
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the time has come
for your comeuppance.
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Show him a little speed, Herman.
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What's that?
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What did you say?
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Nobody calls me old droopy
drawers and gets away with it.
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Sorry, Grandpa.
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Eddie, you forgot to
wash behind your points.
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Well, Son, I'm off to the
office and you're off to school.
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Now, remember what I taught you.
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Right, Pop. Sure thing.
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Herman, you haven't been
encouraging Eddie to fight, have you?
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Why, certainly not, dear.
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We Munsters only
fight when provoked.
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Right, Eddie?
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Hey, Munster.
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Are you provoking me?
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Huh?
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I dare you to say that again.
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Huh?
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Okay, you just provoked me.
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What's the idea? I thought
your pop told you to ignore me.
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00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:07,097
Yeah. But he taught me
to ignore you in a new way.
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Hey, Clyde, what on
earth are you doing?
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I'm rigging up another
practical joke for that Munster.
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This is gonna be a shocker.
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See, he walks in here...
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he steps in this puddle...
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then he reaches
for the handle, and...
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whammo!
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He gets 120 volts right through
that big stupid carcass of his.
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Pretty good, Clyde, but
aren't you asking for it?
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He's pretty big, you know. I
wouldn't want to tangle with him.
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Listen, Uriah, the bigger
they are, the harder they fall.
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Fellows, I'll have this
taken care of in a jiffy.
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Would you mind holding this...
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We must keep our streets tidy.
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00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,033
Do you still plan to play
that practical joke on him?
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Play a joke on a guy like
that? Have you lost your mind?
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Say, I've got to get that thing
unrigged before he gets here.
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Oh, boy, I can hardly wait for
old Clyde Thornton to provoke me.
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First he's gonna say:
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"Hi, Herman. How's tricks?"
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Then I'm gonna say:
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"Pretty good,
Clyde. How are you?"
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Then he's gonna offer
me a loaded cigar...
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then I'm gonna let him have it.
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My hands are shaking so hard
I can't get these wires loose.
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Hi, everybody.
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Herman.
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Come over here and say that.
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Herman, old friend.
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Buddy, pal.
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I thought you might like to hear
an apology from me for all those...
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terrible jokes I've
been playing on you.
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Never mind that, Clyde.
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What goes with my locker?
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Oh, uh.
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Oh, that? Well, that is a...
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That's a new practical joke
that I've been working on...
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to play on myself.
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Yeah, you see, I...
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I step in this
puddle of water...
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then I...
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put my hand on the handle...
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Isn't that the funniest
thing you ever saw?
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Yeah, that's a real gas.
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00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,828
Now listen, Clyde...
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I'll tell you what
I want you to do.
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I want you to get up off
that floor and provoke me.
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00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,666
And then you know
what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna knock your head off.
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00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,776
And then I'm gonna
go out for coffee.
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Did you hear me? I said get up.
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00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,654
No!
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00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,359
Please, Herman, don't let
me have it. I'm really sorry.
252
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,492
I've got four kids at home and
a mother-in-law I'm supporting.
253
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,529
No fooling?
254
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,863
I'm not kidding anymore.
255
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,970
Well, okay.
256
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,334
But no more jokes.
257
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,334
Promise? Oh, I promise.
258
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,719
Let's shake on that.
259
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,127
I got you.
260
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,063
Hot dog.
261
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,796
Now I'm a full-fledged bully.
262
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,917
There's nothing Herman likes
better than a tossed fruit salad.
263
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,114
A can of peaches
to give it body.
264
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,354
Where are the boys now?
They're all three in the living room.
265
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,057
Isn't that wonderful? They
get together in the evening...
266
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,326
talk over the events of the day.
267
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,127
It's all so warm and friendly.
268
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,208
And then I let the bully
have it with the old one-two.
269
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,578
And you should
have seen what I did...
270
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,883
to Clyde Thornton, the
practical joker down at the office.
271
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,220
I really let him have it
with the old hand buzzer.
272
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,061
You see, I told you
a little brute force...
273
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,104
would take care
of your problems.
274
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:23,106
Just like the old days. The
whole family out for blood.
275
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,943
And you know what
I'm gonna do tomorrow?
276
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,073
I'm gonna march
right into that office...
277
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,414
and squirt that practical
joker Clyde Thornton
278
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,419
right in the nose
with some water.
279
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,514
And then I'm gonna
offer him a loaded cigar.
280
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,819
He ought to get
a bang out of that.
281
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,553
When I get back to school...
282
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,429
I think I'll beat up the whole
fifth grade for good measure.
283
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,365
Boy, oh, boy!
284
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:01,807
Eddie, go to your room.
285
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,974
But, Mom, us guys were
having a ball clobbering guys.
286
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,848
Eddie, go to your room.
287
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,686
And, Herman, I
want to talk to you.
288
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,184
I think I'll go down in the lab.
289
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,092
I've a few things
hanging up to dry.
290
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,959
Grandpa, you stay here.
291
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,263
Do I gather that you're
upset about something, dear?
292
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:27,204
Herman Munster, that was the
school principal on the phone.
293
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:32,436
Eddie beat up two boys today. And
he has threatened the entire class.
294
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:36,972
You have turned our son,
our sweet son, into a bully.
295
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:41,044
Now, there is one thing that I
will not tolerate in this family.
296
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:44,257
And that is violence.
Understand?
297
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,353
I'm beginning to see your point.
298
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:59,529
Now, right after supper, I want
you to have a little talk with Eddie...
299
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,765
and undo the damage you've done.
300
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,538
I tell you, I will not have
brutality in this household.
301
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,545
And another thing.
302
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,781
Stop hiding behind that sofa
when I'm trying to talk to you.
303
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,082
Yes, dear.
304
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,228
Lily, I'm hungry.
305
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:26,560
Do I have to hang around all
morning waiting for breakfast?
306
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,660
All right, Grandpa.
Pancakes coming up.
307
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,197
Thank you.
308
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:35,250
Did Uncle Herman walk
Eddie to school this morning?
309
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:38,005
That's right, Marilyn. He
wanted to show Eddie...
310
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,945
that you don't have to be a
bully to command respect.
311
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:45,007
If you walk with your head
held high, and with dignity...
312
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:48,117
then people will
step aside for you.
313
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,055
Boy, Pop, you sure
were right when you said...
314
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,363
when you walk with
your head held high...
315
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,859
people sure do
get out of your way.
316
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,862
Well, that's the
way it goes, Eddie.
317
00:24:56,962 --> 00:25:00,364
Some people just have
it, some people don't.
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